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With Thanksgiving finally over, we all had the chance to remind ourselves of just how weird our families are. The phenomenon is quite well known—it may not seem like a big deal to you, but to your friends, coworkers and outsiders in general, you may resemble a bunch of weirdos.

So when Jimmy Fallon tweeted “It's Hashtags time!” and asked everyone to share “a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing a family member has done or said” for his new challenge, it was destined to go viral. So today we’re diving into some of the weirdest, silliest, and most hilarious #MyFamilyIsWeird stories people tweeted and it’s one hell of a chuckle ride.

Buckle up, scroll down, upvote your favorite tweets and share how weird your own family is in the comment section! After you’re done, there’s more of the funniest “My Family Is Weird” stories from 8 months ago waiting right here for your amusement.

Image credits: jimmyfallon

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eleanordowling Report

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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Came out to my mom with a comic. She said: "This is cute! What do you want for breakfast?"

KarenG
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel for all the gay young people and the angst they go through before bracing themselves to "break it" to their family. My son worked himself up to it finally, even though we had all known for years. We thought we were doing right by letting him tell us in his own time but in hindsight, I wish we had approached him so much earlier and told him we were aware, and saved him all that stress

Sue Hazlewood
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, his big moment destroyed LOL

Don't Look
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Did.. did you just realize?” Me with my head tilted genuinely wondering.

Sandra Givens
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Way back in the early 70s, my late brother decided he would finally tell our mother he was gay. She just looked at him and said "Oh, we all knew that. Now about this Buddhist thing you are into..." Told that story on himself many times. Boy, do I miss them both.

Arenite
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always found it funny that people work themselves up to announce something that everyone has known for years.

JD Lee
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moms know. It’s real.

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    DeeDee_SmithTN Report

    Miss Frankfurter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but did it keep the aliens away?

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet Santa stopped 1st at your house every year!!

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a Christmas merical that they got better reception. haha

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your grandma sounds like fun. :D

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the other joke. What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? ..... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... wipes his butt.

    Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing I have heard all day!!!!

    Bored Panda reached out to one Twitter user named Bonnie, who goes by the handle @Bonniezzila, who shared a tweet for Fallon’s #MyFamilyIsWeird challenge. It read as follows: “My birthday falls on Thanksgiving occasionally, and when it does, my family puts birthday candles in the turkey.” When asked whether she sees his family as a bunch of weirdos, Bonniezilla said that she indeed does but added that “in New Jersey, we’re all weird here.”

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    “We like blowing stuff up for fun because every guy in my family is a firefighter. We are a family of helpers,” The Twitter user said and added that family is very important to her. So much that she decided to move back to New Jersey from Colorado “because I was so sad it was impacting my mental health."

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    ReneeJordan78 Report

    Patrick McKemie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a $20 reward, but why punish them with crappy beer?

    Kelli Lindsay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaat? That's DELICIOUS beer!! Doesn't have to cost a lot to taste great!!

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    SAF saf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sounds odd but most adults would look forward to the cash and beer.

    Blue Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, that wouldn’t work in my ADHD family. We’d never find it, forget where it was, forget about it entirely and let it slowly grow and assimilate the house, with us in it.

    Laura Gillette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds a bit like looking for the afikomen at passover!

    Andrea Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the afikomen! This is a piece of matzoh hidden prior to Seder dinner on Passover. The child who finds it gets a prize. Not beer tho!

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    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Remember Billy Bob? No? Now you know why."

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a forgotten twin who lives in the attic and is really the favored child. My sis-in-law isn't entirely convinced this is not true.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh...my dad did this once XD. "You know, there's a reason why there's 4 years between [my big brother] and Raven..."

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my kids too, they never believed me 😂

    Debbie Burton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this to my oldest.... always said her older brother did or didnt do things. Turns out she told a teacher that her older brother had died :O

    Rosemary Moreland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a bit too dark for me. I’d be asking where did BillyBob go?

    Mathew Aaberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all sorts of F'ed up telling a child you "disappeared" a sibling who misbehaved.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll screwed if it didn't work. you'll have to kill your kids

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    Bonniezilla Report

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In or on? Melted wax stuffing doesn't sound terribly appetising!

    Bonnie Smalley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The turkey not the stuffing. The wax doesn't melt because we put those little birthday candle holders that capture the wax. This has been the tradition since 1984 :)

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    Lsai Aeon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's birthday is the 28th. When both fall within the same week we celebrate both at the same time. TOTALLY putting candles on the turkey when this happens. Thanks for the idea!!

    Bonnie Smalley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom giggled when I told her that our weirdness is going viral online. Go for it! Just make sure you get the candle holders with the drip things at the bottom!!!

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was drinking water when I read this. Now my wall is drinking water.

    Bonnie Smalley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your drinking water is safe. We have to use reverse osmosis systems here because PFAS :(

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    BookCrazyTeen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday was on thanksgiving one year, now I wish my family had done this 😣

    Bonnie Smalley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it fell on Turkey day one year, it will again. Start a new tradition!

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    Bonnie Smalley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanksgiving is not the same DATE every year. Look at the calendar and you'll see. Sometimes my birthday falls on Turkey day, some years it doesn't.

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    Just like all the families, Bonnie believes that her family is full of weird little quirks. “My dad just retired from Amtrak and being part of the railroad is its own weird thing, '' she said and added that “I think we're particularly weird here because of chemical exposure from Dupont.” 

    The Twitter user is referring to the fact that for years DuPont manufactured PFAS-type chemicals, also known as “forever chemicals,” in a plant near the Delaware river. As a result, for decades, locals have been exposed to drinking water tainted by a group of chemicals called PFAS, used widely for decades in products like Teflon pans, stain-resistant carpets, even cosmetics. The exposure has been either from direct contact or from polluted ground and surface water and soil, and have been linked to debilitating health conditions, obesity, birth defects, and cancer. 

    More about the incident and the story of DuPont pollution in New Jersey can be read here. In her pinned tweet, Bonnie said that “I was seriously about to cry when they took pics of my teeth for this story, but the truth needs to be told” referring to this story. She also told us that “they have the highest incidence of autism per Capita in the US” which is likely related to chemical exposure.

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    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, 😢, my Jerry is going on 16, I can’t even

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s both sad and adorable.

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    cheryl_manley Report

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would guess he had a very good reputation at work after that.

    tw 72
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually adorable. I hope you two stay together forever.

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not weird. That's Awesome!!!

    Rosemary Moreland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of that story: never talk dirty when he’s at work.😂😂

    Just Browsing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strange thing to say regardless haha

    Leah Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she mean he was on speakerphone?

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    nmphillips1979 Report

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you train the kid to do that?

    Suz66
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they put you on the "list." They have a list of houses that they don't go to because of bad encounters. When my ex are I first moved in together we were still in our late teens. They came up to him while he was washing the car. They wouldn't let up so he turned the hose on him. (I know, pretty bad, but funny.) Later a friend who had left the church told us we were on "the list." TLDR: Ex turned hose on Jehovah's Witness guy and they never came back.

    Paula Marowsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an easier way. Just told them you were ex jehova witness that get expelled. They have this lovely rule that do not allow them to speak to expelled former JW.

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    HermitCrab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he'd just seen chitty chitty bang bang...

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you swear at them they don't come back.

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Witnesses or missionaries knock on my door and I'm not doing anything, I'll bring them in for a sit. Odds are they've been on their feet all day. Be nice, offer them water. You might not believe in what they do, but they are decent human beings.

    Sue Knerl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to get rid of them. Kids and Jevohah's Witnesses.

    Jennifer Crompton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they wouldn't stop coming to our house, hubs started answering the door in his underwear. Was hilarious to see him look out the peephole and start stripping down. Worked like a charm

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    Zoe's Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. If I had a family like this, I'd bring my dog. Would love to see who would win that race! :o)

    Phantom Captain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunger games....thanksgiving edition

    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the brawls must be funny as hell

    heyitsfionabtw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we go to my uncle's house for Thanksgiving, and he lives on a lake...thanks for the idea >:)

    Andrea Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so confused! Frozen turkey? Cooked? Stuffed? Alive? I just keep thinking of the episode with the WKRP Turkey Drop

    Sarah Sparkles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be the bone left over from eating the meat off the leg.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago

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    5 seconds rule or just a waste in a time so many don't have a turkey to be thankful for.?

    Paula Marowsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I though. Lets waste a whole turkey leg, who cares?

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    Steelcowgirl Report

    Harrison Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma is thinking about what really matters

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandmas are stealing the show on this post!!!

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. And what did the grandkids give as presents??

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... "Grandpa Fred lovec socks?" First S? :/ Details count.

    Wonderful
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister texted me on my birthday once asking about a gift a friend gave me. I said, "it was a really big surprise and I love it." What my weird text correct said was, "it was a really big D.ILDO and I love it."

    Christoph
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are way more fun than socks

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she could put a "U" instead of "O" in socks too :-)

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came home with my first boyfriend and my 2 brothers kept sniffing at him, smelling his hair and stuff. Basterds :D

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere I'm sure your first boyfriend is telling this story as the most weird first time in a girlfriend house.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, did you put yours up?

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my brother came home from school with 2 of our friends, yes mom was in only her bra in dining room doing bills

    Michelle Coon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I'd be mortified or if I'd turn to my friend and say "this is my family"

    Andrea Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d have to hang up 2 bras. I’m small-chested and I want presents

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    Bonnie Smalley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MINE HAS TOO! Also, I have a full upper denture and have woken up with them missing, only to find them plastered to my ass.

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *guffaw* I've slept on chocolate, but yours is funnier.

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    Johanna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Ive searched my glasses. After schoolsport. I had them in my hands. And yeah, between the titties goes a Lot of things,when my kids were younger it was often their pacifiers.

    Rosemary Moreland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a bars is another pocket after all.

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money, weapons, dentures, what else?

    Andrea Stone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some years ago they booked a woman into Sarasota county jail and found a snub-nose .38 in her…vAgInA

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    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when I can't recall what I did with something. Worst is misplacing my better driving glasses. 3 years ago. I think they fell behind something ...

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    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very good idea. People with dementia often feel best when they can connect to older memories.

    RandomHumanBean
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it was mean at first, but she was thrilled, so she probably was grateful of the gift. also, it could remind her of things that were important to her.

    SunofSpringtime
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing idea tho! Saving money, saving the environment. As long as grandma's happy!

    Steve Ramaekers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually recommended by dementia experts if they are things that the person enjoys and bring good feelings back.

    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible that, while she didn't consciously recognise them, subconsciously they triggered feel good hormones. Great idea. Once someone has developed dementia the time for novelty has passed. They need the familiar to feel safe.

    Cate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With any luck it may have opened memories for her. Depending on the item of course. There are loads of photo albums in our attic.

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    Harrison Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WASTIN AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE"

    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just one person rather than everyone minus the getaway driver?

    KittyMommy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever tried to deal with a herd of drunks?

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    JD Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More families should be parrot heads.

    Desiree McKinnon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Ohio,Jimmy Buffet stopped coming g to Blossom Music Festival because the local cops would park on the road leading out of the place and nab all the intoxicated drivers. Buffet found out and stopped playing Blossom because he didn't want to subject his fans to that rotten trap.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will need a updated photo of the tree covered.

    Wandaluzt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then go ask them on Twitter where it was posted.

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    Marcellus II
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure the word "Elf" covers this... thing.

    Strawberry Pizza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Diabolical Ugly Elf Christmas Operation"

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a pickle. A baby in a stocking. A human potato baby. I do not see an elf anywhere. But I can see why Mommy doesn't want it.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha, she sounds crazy and fun!

    Marcellus II
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How funny is it the fourth time around though?

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions but only 1 advice : never make your great aunt mad. Neverrrrrr

    kit kat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's seriously disturbing and u all find this funny? She's clearly mentally ill

    Debbie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always saddened a bit by people destroying vintage or antique stuff instead of renovating (if it is possible to renovate that is). Like those US car shows where the make hotrods from oldtimers instead of returning them to their original design.

    Paula Marowsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that is just creepy. I wonder what would be her reaction if someone sent alike pictures to her...

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma got some issues to work through

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This is what will happen if you don’t listen to me”

    Quiltin Mammar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS - don't sleep in the same house as this crazy a**e woman

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    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm looking for my sister in a public place, like a store, and I can't see her, I yell, "Fluffy!" with a little old lady's British accent!

    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to hear "Fluffy" in an American's definition of an British accent

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    Jessica N
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I yell Marco...we were thrift shopping once and a hispanic gentleman was getting aggravated at hearing his name yelled across the store xD its super fun when other people yell back polo

    Kanga9ine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing. This is how family traditions begin and everyone knows you do this weird thing but have always been too afraid to ask. A daughter who cuts a big hunk of meat off the end of a roast. Mom asks why, she's wasting so much good meat. Daughter does it cause that's how grandma taught her. Mom lets her daughter know it was because the oven was too small. Tradition. Or the ding dong gene is simply passed to each generation. Makes your family unique. Unlike any other. And you had no choice in it. You can pick your friends, your nose, but not your family.

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's me thinking "WHY!" (Pam is welsh for why)

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See and all I can see is Michael Scott banging his fists at reception screaming "Pam! Pam! Pam!" LOL

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We scream "Debbie" at our house. Reference to the movie Strange Wilderness...

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    missm0rte Report

    Robert T
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to happen regularly with my mum. She bought things so far in advance, that she'd often forgotten what they were by the time we came to open them, so sometimes it was a genuine surprise!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom died, there were ungifted items she'd bought on vacation with my dad, twenty some years before.

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy myself a Christmas and birthday gift each year. If there's nothing I want or need, I take myself to a meal and movie.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took myself to a fancy sampling menu restaurant for my 65th; mom loved good food, it was in her honor.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy my own presents. That way I always get exactly what I want.

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does that. What is really annoying is he'll pick something off his list that he gave me and not tell me. So he gets two of whatever a lot of times.

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a rule that no one is allowed to buy anything for themselves during December unless it’s urgent, and anything that comes into the house that can gets wrapped and put under the tree. And that’s the story of how my grandma ended up getting a 24 pack of Kleenex boxes for Christmas one year.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way of being sure a present is what you want.

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum always made a Christmas pudding with thrippences and sixpences in it. My Dad would always pretend to choke on a coin! We had to stop this tradition when the grandkids came along because they really thought Grampy was choking and were frightened for him.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my uncle used to do that just to f**k with the younger kids

    Joan Plumb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy something for myself and wrap it. The name on the card is always from one of my cats. First time I did this, my husband looked so surprised 😂

    H.B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute and sad at the same time lol

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    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Serb family does this. The pics always look like they should be captioned "When the dog died"

    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total eclipse of the heart

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a common thing in Germany. My Grandparents all did that for years after moving here. Birthdays looked like funerals.

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    SandraKLynn Report

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reciffo did I evird oot tsaf?

    NOLAHusker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here to say that I read what you wrote, then said to myself, "That's great, but they didn't spell 'did' backwards," then facepalmed myself.

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    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be a standard test by police to see if someone was driving drunk. The alphabet is nearly impossible to say backwards after several drinks...unless you already know how.

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost impossible sober. Definitely not a fair test

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better off teaching you never to drive under the influence...

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who memorized the numerical equivalent for each letter. Tell her your name and she spits out the number sequence like computer.

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to learn this in 6th grade. Still remember it! Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to play the alphabet game on car rides, where you spot letters in alpha order on license plates or road signs. When my little sister was old enough to play, us olders only won if we could do forward and back before she could finish. So I learned it by 12.

    Rosemary Moreland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have enough trouble remembering how to spell WORLD backwards and taking 7 away from 100 until the tester says stop in a Mini mental!😄😄

    Andrea Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate those Mini Mental Status Exams. But at least I can draw an analog clock with the numbers and hands in the proper place. Many of today’s youth can’t even tell time on an analog clock

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    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evrid tnac dna tuokcalb era yeht fi tahw?

    Victoria Renee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned how to do this when I was bored once!

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meh, we outdo that with CCCP propaganda posters.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait you mean everyone doesn't have some of those?

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    April Stephens
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Un-tattooed, as far as you know...

    Andrea Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have a real cool bong shaped like The Cat in the Hat. Then my 5 year old came across it. We told her it was a vase, put fake flowers in it, and put it in her room. Now she’s 26 and yes, we both use it as a bong

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    Shinyravengirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Where do you live that tattoos would freak people out?!

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a personally signed photo of Kim Jong Un.

    kit kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like to live.on the wild side lol

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's mean. Maybe because of my experience as a child. I'm the less loved child and my mother would always say things like, "We found you on the beach". "Someone threw you in the garbage"., etc. She didn't stop until I started to cry. Then she never said it again but that's just mean.

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was there too. Mine always said (she past away) I get exchanged in one airport and her true lovely unique perfect girl had sure been taken by a freak -just like me- family, and omg she must be suffering just like she suffered me. She said it soooo many times, that I really grew a thik skin and then when she played victim due my bad and rebel behaviour, I allways tell her I was not her daughter, so she was complaining all in vain, sure her real daughter was like just as perfect as herself.

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    Andy Evans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not weird; that's incredibly cruel. What a crummy way to treat another person, much less someone you say you love. I hope your brother is okay.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my extended family, I have two cousins who are twins. They switch clothes and hairstyles at every family gathering, and once they even pranked their boyfriends.

    Moya Satterwhite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was found in a cabbage patch. So so we’re my sisters.

    Nannychachi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always said that a big bird crapped me out on a fence post and they felt sorry for me and took me home. We knew he was teasing and laughed. Because we actually HAVE a sense of humor.

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you're twins?

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    MigTigMusic Report

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at a certain point we all start regressing

    Pete Häkkinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the cryptodad do "lay down speculation"?

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lay down wine" easily turns into "Fall down wine" in my experience.

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    CosmicJoey415 Report

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while playing board games with my family when it was my oldest sister's turn and someone would say "it's your turn, roll" she would roll around on the couch....

    Indy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he does it fast enough the static will charge his phone too.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh I sooooo need a pic of this!! Picturing a middle aged guy in white briefs doing a 'Risky Business' slideeeeeee!!

    Bonnie Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my daughter to wipe that look off her face...she was 10...she literally reached over and got a tissue and WIPED her face. I didn't know what the he!! to do!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds normal to me. If the new pronunciation is funny, then it sticks. Though I don't think Nigella Lawson's pronunciation of mee-crow-warvay will catch on. ;-)

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until your kid screams "Firefuck" at top volume every time he sees a Fire Truck....

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter started calling bagels donut toast when she was 3, so of course that's all we call them now

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My three-year-old: "Snow White and the Seven DORFS"... I still call them dorfs.

    Linny H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did the same lol. They will always be dorfs forever! Other granddaughter used to call New York You Nork haha. And You Nork it shall always be :)

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    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I have been called cous cous "cow cow" for years now.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family always uses the Latin plurals, e.g., one Kleenex, two Kleenices.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still see the lovely white Juans and their snigets (Swans and cygnets)

    TaylorsVersion111
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to call smoothies “fwoobies” when she couldn’t pronounce the word correctly. Now that’s what everyone in my family calls them.

    Karen Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it. In my family, they're called "Honeybunch in a Boats".

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    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say he can't make it this year and that you'll bring the presents over to his place...

    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Mom in the comic strip "Cathy".

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Haven't thought of Cathy in years, and you are so right, lol!

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    Alex Boyd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's one of those things that could conceivably be funny if the personalities are just right--but the type of person who's likely to think of it in the first place is also likely to be a poor judge of whether the prank-ee will find it funny.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't complain about 2x loot, really.

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to hope for a happy ending mom!

    Misty-Dawn Amayi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have hung about eight mini stockings around mine, and when asked, I would explain that I've come out as a cat lady.

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    TomCDub Report

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody carrying the unseen juice, please?....

    Sandy Cundiff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family also shared a galvanzed tub when I was young. You wanted to be first.

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    elise_millsssss Report

    Auntiecorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not able to drive a car due to my disabilities. But even if I could drive and wasn't drunk, I wouldn't be able to say the alphabet backwards. It is such a strange thing to me to use this as a test. (Not living in the US, as far as I know it isn't necessary here?). I would probably say them in the wrong order. Do you all learn this in school, or practice before you get your permit/drivers license?

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    jimmyfallon Report

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would mess this up by replying in the wrong group.

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Can confirm. My family does this too

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    QueenMomofSpart Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat the cookie, the fortune comes "true." If you don't eat the cookie, it doesn't.

    Lady Fos-Boss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my friends did this whenever the school would serve fortune cookies with lunch. I still do the rare times we get chinese.

    Ba Loeloe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there another way to handle fortune cookies?

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not eating just the cookie, they're eating the paper fortune

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    NattyGaldotcom Report

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    Marisa_Rosie22 Report

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he have three pet mice with little canes and seeing eye dogs?

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    pdb435 Report

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    JenBrian2008 Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this a lot. Latest one I saw is laytuckey. (Lettuce).

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I thought it was pronounced leh-TOO-chay

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather did this too... A lot! No athlete was safe from him! :) Gail Devers was always kail Givers to us! XD

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he put juh-la-pen-ohs on them?

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a guy order Chiily Reelaynos and comment how cute they were with their little angle on the end. Garkon is another good one in a french restaurant.

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    _marianne_39 Report

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we drove past the local graveyeard, Dad would say we were at the dead centre of the town.

    びっくりしたピカチュウ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please drag your body away from the walls and into the dead center of the room" (sorry I couldn't resist)

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    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Children of the Corn are listening as well.

    Mel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY dad would say after a bug flew into the windshield, "I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again!"

    Mel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a grave yard, "That is the LAST place i want to go!"

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    Indy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an awesome dad joke!

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    gumgumerson Report

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    bryn_scott Report

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend in FL took reservations for Disney hotels. One day she started laughing on the phone, apologized, and explained to the caller that Chip and Dale (the chipmunk characters) had just walked in and they were dancing around. The woman got quiet and said "I don't that it's appropriate to have strippers at Disney". She thought it was the Chippendales. Understandable.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna hang out with your mom

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    ImNotMrsClaus Report

    Kimu but she’s inactive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wheels on the bus go ‘CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE YET’

    Indy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would download the sound of the "stop requested" and tell the driver this is my stop, I'd like get off please. Also, I' bought a car and will no longer need his services. My siblings would be "crap, why didn't I think of that"

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    Short_Arse_Nerd Report

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best gift cherished was a Botts Dot and one of those blue light reflective doo hunkies that let firemen know there's a hydrant on the corner. The Botts Dot is the white bump on freeways between lanes that are supposed to get you back in your own lane or wake up a sleepy drive after 5 million miles of flat road.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like you have a rock solid relationship

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    Greekspeedoman Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as long as she doesn't start giving them as gifts!

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the worst idea... friend told me a story of his grandpa who put a board across the toilet seat so "the boys" wouldn't skim the water & get cold lol

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    Penelope
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, in sweater shapes?? I have questions, but honestly I really don’t want to know the answers.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, according to Wikipedia -- "According to the Croatian knitter Radmila Kus, knitted protectors were traditionally worn by Croatian men, particularly in the Mrkopalj mountain region, as a guard against frostbite. Such garments were also worn in Norway, where they were called forhyse, vænakot, or suspensorium. Several examples are preserved in the Norwegian Museum of Cultural History. Sometimes in Norway they would be made from squirrel fur with the fur side inside, to be worn under leather trousers in the winter. On the Faroe Islands such garments are called kallvøttur (man mitten) or purrivøttur (testicles mitten). There was a tradition in Norway and Denmark, particularly on the Faroe Islands, where a girl would present her boyfriend with a forhyse to see how seriously he took their relationship. If the gift was rejected, this was seen as evidence that he was not yet ready for marriage."

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    White Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. D**k sweaters. How nice...

    Kyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad’s aunt knitted him some. No country like Norway to explain them. Creepy! I found them while sorting things out after he died.

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    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were probably love 4 and on. Or just not on the list if it was a running joke.

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    LuckyL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can just buy the toy at mcdonalds????

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he had to buy the cheese...

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the US, a slice of cheese on a burger is over a dollar, sometimes two. A package of 24 slices is under $4; why wouldn't you do this if you already have the cheese at home and that's where you're going to eat it anyway? This is solid advice IMO. If you're buying 5 burgers, that a savings of $5-$10!

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    #50

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    NixoHurup Report

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve had you guys climb up there and get it.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I thought the story was gonna end lol

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    #52

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    MasonBa96601955 Report

    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so weird about snuggling your dog? I do it multiple times a day.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything weird here.

    Davis the Un-Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really weird, many people cuddle their dogs.

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    #53

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    FluffyPenguin13 Report

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as an area without tornadoes. Even NY got hit by a tornado.

    readingthequibbler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a watch in Georgia recently. My lord, my friends here were freaking out. When I was in Michigan, I literally had a tornado jump my house so I was all calm. My friends are texting their parents like "if the tornado hits, I love you". It's interesting to watch that happen as I have memories of my grandma going to stand on the porch and saying "I don't see a tornado".

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    Mel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family are non smokers. When I was a kid I asked what the cigarette lighter button did. (I didn't know what it was) My dad said if you push it the car turns into an airplane, push it and see! I was scared to cause my Dad didn't know how to fly a plane! lol

    #54

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    baseballrgsfan Report

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons I don't have any close by neighbours.

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    similar to a car ride with my dad

    #55

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    _tooshameless Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how else would you use the sauna....

    Penelope
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t all saunas nude saunas?

    Miranda Mott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not that weird, really. 1) that's how you use a sauna. 2) in some places saunas are basically part of daily life

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those that may not know, Berkeley is east of San Francisco, across the Bay Bridge.

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    #56

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    DanMcAteer1 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny. You are idiots. Poor doggie.

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I think that you should have to pass a test before you are allowed to have animals (same for children)

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold the brother down next time.

    SunofSpringtime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG poor dog! Honest mistake tho, I did that once with my cat. I thought my cat had warts and keep touching them to inspect how many warts he had. He scratched me feeling super annoyed. Who wouldn't be annoyed getting their nipples payed around for 2 minutes tho?! Lol

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't know cats have nipples? Seriously?

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    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ticks don't generally arrange themselves in a perfect bilateral symmetry, or resemble nipples...

    Srene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morons...some people shouldn't be allowed to have pets.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure-they look EXACTLY ALIKE, or VERY SIMILAR?!

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