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Whether we're talking about the subreddit Crappy Design or the Instagram account Ugly Irish Houses, the Internet seems obsessed with tasteless crimes against aesthetics and functionality. If you are too, the Twitter account "Cursed Architecture" is right up your alley.

Its hellish content includes strange angles, melting paint, vaguely threatening toilets, stairs that lead to nowhere, and more. Basically, the kind of stuff that architects and interior designers would imagine in a horror-comedy. But believe me, you don't have to be an industry pro to appreciate these pictures. They're so bad, us regular folk will get them as well. Enjoy!

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Anne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a basement bath room, the toilet is raised so its pipes are above municipal sewer lines. You do NOT want your pipes to be lower.. you'd get all the s**t from the sewer lines.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. There are devices to pump the sewage up but they never work and are hell on earth when they break.

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Screeching Cryptid
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK BUT WHO THE F**K CARPETS THE TOP OF THEIR TOILET! I KNOW THATS NOT THE PROBLEM IN THIS IMAGE BUT WHY?

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Sara G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stayed in a really cheap motel with my mom once that had a toilet that was at the stop of a set of stairs like this. My 14 year old mind thought it looked very regal. 😆

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Christie Schmitz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't fall asleep on this toilet! If you fall forward you smack your head on the sink, fall sideways and break your neck.

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the strairs are the main topic here, but... carpet ? Seriously ? Yewww....

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Peter Kelly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is some clown installing a standard toilet on the ground floor without the required drop for the drain... You have to give them credit for a novel solution!

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HiddenGenZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I'm trying to hold my pee for the last few hours and I finally come to this.....

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Sel Bonda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats for sure inside Putin's Black sea home. Could see those poles ( no pun intended) he uses to vault astride the red throne.

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Naomi Armitage
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was literally my bathroom in a basement apartment I lived in many moons ago, except mine was tiled and blue, not paneled and carpeted. The bathtub was in a separate room across the hall. No door, no curtain, nothing. Just ungodly steps and a sink.

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Cybele Spanjaard
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once rented a beachside flat built by a known sculptor..the throne was on two step plinth..but the basin was ground level!

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Kameryn Sinclair
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect! Now all we need to do is remove the stairs, make it bigger, and overall fix everything we just did!

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Barb Braun
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel the need to go and wash my hands just from looking at the picture. Ugh!

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Lori Oostendorp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gives new meaning to the name......throne. Look down on your subjects while taking a crap. What a timesaver!

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sink is just as bad. Either it's too high or, if you stand on a step, you have to lean sideways.

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Gwen Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would drive me INSANE not having anywhere to put my feet when I sit...

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Ricky Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The plumber must have followed the '3 easy steps to fitting a toilet'....

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Mumchkin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you take the carpet out I think it's not a horrible idea for a half-bath, space saving.

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Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only is it carpeted, but it would be impossible to vacuum that carpet

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QuotedPrawn7490
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure if the carpet or the toilet and sink is pissing me off mote

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Kanga9ine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SIPHONING 101: Potential Problems Don't get caught playing Russian Roulette - a mouthful of gasoline or sewage? Let's hope they followed the golden rule - Measure Twice - Install Once. (Cut, buy, whatever your project, avoid costly mistakes and time)

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Sum Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should have just let the people use the squat toilet... also... how disgusting do you think the inside of the cone is?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Check the door down the hall for a nice stab in the back.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this meant to be a suicide door, or was there supposed to be a porch?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this so far up? It's neither architecture nor cursed, but just a bad photoshop.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, God - the 70s. You can bet this combo also came in purple, brown and "harvest gold"

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