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“She Kept That Secret Until We Divorced”: 30 People Who Witnessed Weddings Go Terribly Wrong Spill The Gossip In This Online Thread
We’re going to let you in on a little secret — there’s no such thing as a flawless wedding! While you spend months planning your nuptials to ensure that everything flows without a snag, the day of your dreams can turn into one big chaotic mess in mere minutes. From collapsed cakes and torn dresses to oblivious relatives who do their best to wreck the event, saying "I do" is a magnet for disaster.
And this Twitter thread that has gone viral holds proof. Last week, a journalist based in Australia who goes by the handle @bhakthi invited people to spill the tea about weddings that went terribly wrong. Right after confessing this is a category of gossip she adores, she added, "Please tell me about the worst wedding you’ve been to please and thank you."
So, take a deep breath because we at Bored Panda have gathered a selection of jaw-dropping confessions that sure make for great stories. Just to warn you, though, they might encourage you to embrace your bachelor lifestyle! Enjoy reading through these responses and upvote your favorite ones. And if you have any juicy secrets to share, we’d love to hear all about them in the comments.
Journalist Bhakthi Puvanenthiran recently asked her followers to spill the tea about weddings gone way wrong, and they didn’t hold back
Some people shared their confessions anonymously
Image credits: bhakthi
And others opened up about their unfortunate experiences in the thread, here’s what they had to say
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Nonya Bidness 3 years ago
He should. Well, depending on the brides face. If she was amused & laughed, maybe not. But, if she was mortified & looked like she was smelling horseshit, then definitely say it.
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
Yeah, but the bride and her family might find it not so hilarious, and even hurtful. This would work for the bachelor party, maybe, but not the wedding.
Load More Replies... Nonya Bidness 3 years ago
I mean, I would, too. I was a bridesmaid in my friends 3rd wedding. She was bridezilla this time. I wish I had the opportunity to say something like that. Needless to say, I no longer talk to her and I will never be in another wedding. I don't even want to go to one.
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Janet Graham 3 years ago
A good man to refuse that much money. Or he was playing the long game as she was going to inherit bunches more and they had no pre-nup.
Elisabeth Breckenridge 3 years ago
I mean, I would be upset if my father tried to pay off my fiance, but at the same time you have to accept that yes, my fiance must really love me to refuse the money....
Mahesh Chandra Achuthanna 3 years ago
Even if I am marrying someone my parents chose for me, I won't just leave the girl just because someone's offered me money to.
It’s impossible to predict everything. And weddings are especially notorious for proving that if something can go wrong, it definitely will. On the big day, there’s always a handful of people who manage to do something inappropriate and leave every single guest shaking their head in disbelief.
Just think about the heated family drama, the ignorant relatives, and unwanted plus-ones who decide it's the perfect occasion to have one drink too many. But while minor mishaps and not-so-ideal situations are unavoidable, there's always humor to be found even in the dimmest of places. After all, embarrassing situations usually lead to a laugh or two or at least become great stories to tell your grandkids.
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Persephone 3 years ago
I don't think it was meant in seriousness.. sounds like 2 good friends razzing/ daring each other...
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Zack Podany 3 years ago
Can't help but feel opportunity to dress as The Joker (any but Jared Leto) missed.
Daycare Attendant Sun 3 years ago
I wanna be a drunk clown. Anybody getting married any time soon?
Wonderful 3 years ago
Don’t worry there are usually drunk clowns at every wedding on earth. They just usually don’t wear clown shoes.
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Nonya Bidness 3 years ago
The only thing I see that could be changed is the sister. If she's going to be the literal rain on a good, wild day, then she can leave.
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Sabrina Fisher 3 years ago
I feel like a higher power did everything to either stop this wedding or test their strength and they either failed miserably or proved that there is no getting in the way of love lol
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago
Well, it was OP's grandparents' wedding, so if it happened before 1960, CPR wasn't a thing. It wasn't widely known until the 1980s. Also, if the lady was advanced in years, it just might be that there was little to be done.
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Tt 3 years ago
I can't blame the 3yo. That's practically a baby, he's not going to do any that ceremonial stuff; all he knows at that age is play, eat, s**t and sleep
Parmeisan 3 years ago
Especially since he was clearly feeling sick and just didn't have the words yet to explain that.
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Stephanie Goadsby 3 years ago
Maybe he timed it wrong. You never know what their relationship was like.
Load More Replies... Sally Barry 3 years ago (edited)
The page boy and flower girl show reminds me of Darlene's wedding on 'Roseanne' where Jackie marched her fat toddler down the aisle before the bride to make sure he was in that wedding looking adorable: 'Ring bearer, coming thru! Ring bearer, coming thru!'
Jonathan Zagrodnik 3 years ago (edited)
If my math is right here, they pulled a Weekend At Bernie's before that movie existed...
Well, that’s the lesson we can take from Bhakthi’s viral Twitter thread that has attracted people from far and wide to share their unfortunate wedding experiences. It’s hard to believe that some people manage to make their big day into an occasion that everyone will gossip about for years to come. While some of the stories left us mentally wincing and overflowing with extreme secondhand embarrassment, it’s important to remember that all kinds of things can go wrong when two hearts become one. And no one is immune to mishaps and awkward moments.
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Parmeisan 3 years ago
Wedding I was at one of the speeches wished the bride "good times and science guys", or so it seemed. Whole table looked at each other confused. Speaker was good friend of the bride and a nerd-type but bride was not. We finally found out later she'd said "good times and sunny skies", lol. I remember this 20 years later :D
RowdieAngel 3 years ago
ok but I think i'm using 'spoonerized' now because I f*****g FELT THAT
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The Starsong Princess 3 years ago
My 4 year old niece piped up as everyone bowed their head in prayer at my aunt’s funeral “what are you all looking at? Did you drop something?” Since we are all heathens, the whole row laughed and got a dirty look from the officiant.
Natalia Allen 3 years ago
ha ha my daughter did this at my cousins wedding. I told her it was a little bit of time in church and then a party. Service was long for her being only 6 and when there was a quiet moment whilst the priest asked if anyone objects she said to me really loud "Can we go to the party now?"
Morgis Arts 3 years ago
I have a brother just like that. Rude and questions everything. I think it probably happened.
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My then 3 yo son was ring bearer at my Bff's wedding. When the registrar said 'if anyone here knows of any legal impediment blah blah' Place was silent for about 2 seconds before my boy declared 'I WANT TO SIT THERE!' A lovely low rumble of laughter rippled out across the guests, and the bride and groom, who were both so nervous, visibly relaxed.
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Cara G 3 years ago
All together now, let's review the circumstances under which it is appropriate to make unprompted comments about someone's body or pregnancy: 1.________
Lazy Panda 3 years ago
If you witness the baby leaving her body. Otherwise STFU.
Load More Replies... BigOrangeTractor 3 years ago
At what point is it safe to mention a woman's unconfirmed pregnancy? At some point after you can see the baby crowning.
Dan Padgett 3 years ago
I have to admit, I would have been on the floor laughing at that point.
Janet Graham 3 years ago
Open mouth and insert foot, dude! Nothing a bride wants to hear more than she looks PG when she is not.
"It's really important to expect that at least one thing is going to go wrong on the day," Sarah and Anna, Team Leaders of The Wedding Society, told Bored Panda in an earlier interview. "This event is the culmination of many businesses, people, family members, elements, and months of work coming together and squeezing into one 6-hour period. Something will go wrong and that's totally okay because the end game is not to have a perfectly run event — it's to get married to your love in the same perfectly imperfect way that you live your lives."
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Gabrielle Russell 3 years ago
I hope she likes moths. I would personally LOVE this, but that’s obviously not everyone’s view on these things
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Iifa A. 3 years ago
Either slow to react or found out after the vows. When it happens this early after wedding vows it's an annulment. Or more materialistic reason, cancelling wedding expensive due to no refunds and this way at least you use what you paid for
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Mark Fergel 3 years ago
A wedding is ceremonial. You're not legally married until you sign the paperwork. My guess is that he hadn't actually signed anything. Probably didn't care what going through with it cost him as he gave those tickets away.
Parmeisan 3 years ago
It probably depends where you are, but we signed the documents during the ceremony. We (and our witnesses) had read everything over beforehand so it only took ~5 minutes and it's just worked into the schedule. Perhaps it's different where this guy was though. Or his church does it different, or whatever.
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Darla Taylor 3 years ago
To humiliate and embarrass the wife, bet he got the wedding annulled too!
Kerless Wispa 3 years ago
Say what you will, but you can't fault his sense for dramatics. Damn!
Denise Kenney 3 years ago
Class act as far as I’m concerned sadly he went through the whole wedding thing then stuck it to both his “Ho new wife and a*****e BM/friend. I’d have done that at the Altar on microphone.
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the fallen soufflé 3 years ago
It’s so selfish when people do this. It ruins the wedding, if you really loved someone like that you wouldn’t try to stir up drama for them.
Bored Turtle Princess 3 years ago
The aunty deserves a 10 star rating for that action alone. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ If we could rate people, that is.
Destiny Harbour 3 years ago (edited)
If I were that bride I would have punched my "friend" in the face then and there for trying to ruin my wedding and hoping to steal my groom
Parmeisan 3 years ago
I don't even understand what the MoH thought she stood to gain. The wedding has usually already happened at the time of the speeches. Stealing the groom would have been much more likely in a private conversation beforehand. This just alienates her best friend for nothing.
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Craig Reynolds 3 years ago
What was she expecting, that the groom would be ecstatic, bail on his bride, and they would run off and live happily ever after??? Delusional much?
"Of course, having a great sense of humor helps any embarrassing situation, but it's also important to remember that these are the people you love and trust the most and who know you best (or at least they should be!)," they continued. We’ve long heard about the therapeutic benefits of laughter and how it boosts our mental health. So sharing regrettable stories online with like-minded people and giggling ourselves silly may be just what we need to move past our slip-ups.
"You're in a safe space with people who love you. If something embarrassing happens, you're in the best company to help you through it," Sarah and Anna added.
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CultOfBambi 3 years ago
Having started on the 'In sickness..." part early.
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YooperLite 3 years ago
For better or for worse. In sickness and in health. Well, it technically applies once they said I do. Lol
Dorothy Reiser 3 years ago
Our first trip together after our engagement, my fiance vomitted all night. We'll be married 43 years next week.
That nerd Zoe ️🇺🇦️ 3 years ago
Congrats! On your long and happy marriage, not the vomiting.
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Nimues Child 3 years ago
"Laid in rows"? How many guests did they take out with the homemade hooch?
Anna Banana 3 years ago
Okay, but I don't belive the implication that the little old ladies thought it was lemonade. Little old ladies have lived long enough to know exactly what is up.
Michelle C 3 years ago
They laid out the bodies and then the ring bearer used a skateboard to jump over them like Tony Hawk
Ali Sherlock 3 years ago
I'm picturing the bride getting hit over the head numerous times and someone walks in at that point and is like, damnnn, wild party
Craig Reynolds 3 years ago
That sounds about what I'd expect at any Russian party. They know how to have fun...
Mary Leverett 3 years ago
Some Orthodox churches don't have pews, thus explaining the little old ladies being laid out in rows in the foyer
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Dennis Stanley 3 years ago (edited)
Profiteroles=cream puffs croquembouche=a cone-shaped tower of cream puffs bound together by caramel. Thank you for attending my TED talk.
Zack Podany 3 years ago
Croquembouche is... basically a stack of profiteroles. You're both right!
Marco Conti 3 years ago
GOD! I love Profiterol and Croquembouche! It may be worth buying a ticket to Italy as no one here can make taste like the original. I will come back weighing 450lb but I'll set the scale to Kg. so my wife won't notice.
Natalie 3 years ago
I couldn't understand because I could only think of one definition for "hoeing" smh. I had to go look it up after finding out what profiteroles were.
But while we know that we’ll never be able to control every single aspect of how the big day is going to unfold, we can at least learn how to manage our expectations and act accordingly. When you stumble upon some bumps on the road, "the first thing is to remain composed and speak calmly, just as you should in any negative situation," Desiree Dent from Dejanae Events told BRIDES. "Address the problem as soon as possible by seeking out onsite vendors or staff to help you resolve the issue. Don't allow it to ruin your day of celebration and love!"
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Michelle C 3 years ago
"OMG DAD! Can you have your heart attack some other time??? This is MY day and you're ruining it!!!!"
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Zack Podany 3 years ago
This is why I don't drink. A, so I don't do that. B, so I remember when someone else does.
Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
Same, and I have nightmares about doing that exact thing completely accidentally 😅
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Nightshade1972 3 years ago
I don't understand "politely eating" anything at a five-course meal. If I don't want soup or salad, just the entree, that's my right. If I only want one side dish, not two, my call. If I don't want dessert, are they suddenly gonna disinvite me from the wedding? The less food the guests eat, the more the bride and groom will have leftovers, so I really wouldn't worry about "politely eating" anything you don't want to.
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Alex S 3 years ago (edited)
I went to a JW wedding once for a co-worker I barely knew with no food, no alcohol (obviously), not even any chairs. We just had to stand around in a hotel conference room while people made speeches about how "godly" they were. I grabbed my present on the way out. F**k that.
B KC 3 years ago
I was raised a JW. Never been to a wedding like you described. Beer for adults, root beer for kids. Lots of food (usually well-arranged pot luck). Normal conversation at tables. Never saw anybody get drunk, but they're not tee totalers. Maybe you wandered into the wrong wedding?
Load More Replies... Sally Barry 3 years ago
I just read that, the Disney Wedding, the bride issued invitations saying 'food was available'. only not at the reception. The guests had to sit thru the wedding and buy their own food from vending machines or go down the street to a Taco Bell. No money for food because they had to pay Disney mascots to show up to pose for pictures. JFC.
For example, if you find yourself in the midst of a family drama, you should try to keep awkward situations to a bare minimum. Moreover, you can inform your wedding planner (if you decided to hire one) about your family dynamics so they could help you minimize the encounters. "Family disputes really require the work of everyone involved to remember the bigger picture and work towards a higher goal, and also to remember their love for each other above everything else," Sarah and Anna explained.
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Leslie Burleson 3 years ago
This is an uncle win if you ask me . This will be a life long funny story to them. Uncles are supposed to be a little wild or goofy
Ryan spencer 3 years ago
This would have been the first time in my life I would have hit the high notes.
Mary Leverett 3 years ago
I see "that uncle" & I'm thinking the creepy, sit-on-my-lap uncle Joe vibes
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Valerie G. 3 years ago
Hey, wait....maybe this was a vow renewal and not a wedding, and she didn't get rid of him.
Load More Replies... Nimues Child 3 years ago (edited)
Heh. Our wedding was in our backyard, just us, the dog and the officiant. Lovely day, lovely vows. Hummingbirds flew around us as we toasted one another with champagne. Then we went back to prepping the house for the cat 3 hurricane that was due the next day.
Suzanne Tilson 3 years ago
What are the odds someone invites hurricane Katrina to the wedding?
Stephanie Rendell 3 years ago
My Mom always told me 2 things: "Do not expect too much and you will never be disappointed" and "NEVER MARRY A MAN UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN HIM DRUNK"
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Nightshade1972 3 years ago
Depends on how close the names are. If Bride is Jenna, and Ex is Jennifer, it's a simple mistake to make in the heat of the moment. But if Bride is Amy, and Ex is Prudence, it's kinda hard to mix those two up unless you're actively preoccupied with Ex at your own wedding. Not a good look.
Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
I have always hated the way the rest of the Friends and eventually Ross as well were so horrible about Emily. If the person I loved said his ex's name at the alter and then was going to take said ex on what should have been our honeymoon, damn right I wouldn't want him having anything to do with her! But then I like to think I wouldn't have even given him a second chance.
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Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
I don't get it, if you want the best man (or any other person) why go on with the marriage?
LH25 3 years ago
And why go through it as the groom knowing that? Just to embarrass them both?
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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
Seriously? Why do these people still go ahead with the wedding? I understand that they’re feeling betrayed and angry, but what about the guests? They might have paid for outfits, accommodation and wedding gifts, hair dos etc. This is just plain disrespectful to them, all so that they get their revenge in public.
Tt 3 years ago
Maybe he found out on the day on the wedding. If not, then you're right
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Parmeisan 3 years ago
It's not a coincidence. You're more likely to fall for people you spend a lot of time around, especially if you're not intending to fall for anyone. And your partner's best friend probably shares a lot of traits with your partner, who you presumably like if not love. Same reason it's usually the Maid of Honour if the groom's been cheating.
Load More Replies... Darla Taylor 3 years ago
To embarrass and humiliate the bride plus making sure her parents remember it while paying for the wedding expenses.
Shaza Hardy 3 years ago
As for as I am concerned both bride and groom are selfish kn*bs. Her for cheating and him for(likely) making her parents splash out for the wedding. Not to mention the guests who travelled, and spent money. If he had time to design a powerpoint. he had time to cancel.
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Suzanne Tilson 3 years ago
Good call. The bouquet toss is the real killer
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I hope that the family found comfort in the fact that he died surrounded by loved ones, at a joyous occasion, having what sounds like a great time!
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Fiona Slater 3 years ago
This looks like it's from Western Australia. It's really hot in the wheatbelt, wheat farms and sheep farms everywhere. Ute - short for utility vehicle is a truck with a flat bed. Google Ute au.
Fiona Slater 3 years ago
Short for utility vehicle- flat bed truck google is helpful to explain it better.
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
That's my dream wedding. No fancy whistles and bells, just a good time at a bar
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michael goddard 3 years ago
Nonsense. You need to give 2 weeks notice of marriage in the UK and it can only be done in a legally designated place- certainly not a pub! Nor does a JP officiate weddings in the UK.
Emma Stowe 3 years ago
Lies. I'm British and you need to apply for a marriage license at least two weeks before the wedding in the UK (to prevent people from getting married on a whim). JP's are not able to legally marry people, only licensed members of the church/religious leaders or offical registrars can do that. You can't get ordained over the Internet here like in the US. Also, the place where you marry must have a license to hold weddings which a pub almost certainly wouldn't have.
Petra Moon 3 years ago
I call B.s. in the UK you can’t get married in a pub and JPs don’t perform weddings.
Loren Pechtel 3 years ago (edited)
I don't know about the UK but we were married by a justice of the peace here in the USA. Definitely a proper marriage as it was accepted by immigration. Once you have your license you can be married anywhere--I'm aware of a wedding on a local mountaintop.
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Courtney Christelle 3 years ago
My sister and bil had their wedding officiated in a pizza shop on their buddy's lunch break.
Lothar Ohr 3 years ago
When I became the new celebrant in a new farflung community I had to remarry 5 couples because of the former's bad paperwork . To say they were angry was a understatement.
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Dan Padgett 3 years ago
What a top chap for taking the hit so you could enjoy your day. Now that's a man you want at your wedding.
Sam Tiller 3 years ago
Ok... Nobody move. No upvotes or downvotes... Keep it here.
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the bean master 3 years ago
wait look I found a picture of the master of ceremonies images-62a...98760.jpeg 
Zack Podany 3 years ago
And this is why they don't make veils out of gun cotton (aka nitrocellulose) anymore.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
My cousin’s sleeve caught on fire at my brother’s wedding. Candles are bad news
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Ash 3 years ago
Might come as a shock to you, but in 2022, some people are gay!
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BetterBitterButter 3 years ago
I am trying to imagine leather bridal dress and the squeaking. It must be so uncomfortable.
Insono 3 years ago
And so so hot & sweaty 🥵 I imagine the odor only got worse as the night went on
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Larissa Smith 3 years ago
They should've watched Ross's suffering when he wore the leather pants on FRIENDS
elysse stands with the ukraine 3 years ago
Omg yes "the Lotion and powder have made a Paste"
Load More Replies... Zack Podany 3 years ago
Natural leather doesn't have much of a scent to it. I'm thinking we had pleather there.
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
I boarded a very new bus in Seoul and couldn't figure out why it smelled like a barn. Then I realized it was the seats. It reeked for months!
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I bought a leather bag on line that smelled of poo. I have since learned that dog poop has can be used in the tanning of leather. The bag was unusable, unless I could guarantee being downwind of everybody.
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Blarrg 3 years ago
Maybe just make sure you don't have a jerk perform your marriage. Most priests/judges/officiators do a nice job. Some use the occasion to pontificate on whatever their crazy views might be. Do a little research and get a good one. And stop assuming that priest=bad person. Or that any category of people are all bad.
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
At a friend's wedding, their Catholic priest started rambling on and on about how the bride has to obey the groom and be submissive and meek and mild, and pretty soon, all of us were just openly laughing. ESPECIALLY the bride and groom! Believe it or not, some men actually love women who aren't subservient dishrags, and this groom was one of 'em.
Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
He must have converted many of those in attendance, such a nice man!
Weed in the Garden 3 years ago
Hardly. If we wanted a sermon, we'd go to church.
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Lara Verne 3 years ago
One couple in my town wanted to get married in church.few hours before wedding, priest find out that bride had spaghetti strap wedding dress and refused to wed them, because "no decent woman would wear it". They were lucky and found priest in town nearby, who didn't care about dress.
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Dav Carro-Ripalda 3 years ago
Do you mean the father died and the wedding continued? How well loved the farher was, indeed!!
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
My family is like this. They are deeply offended if there is a game on during a wedding that they have to miss. If it's a weekend, there is ALWAYS going to be a game on, and you'd think maybe they could suck it up for a couple hours? But no, someone always goes and finds a TV and within minutes, most of the men and a few of the women are huddled around it ignoring the wedding reception. Yes, the groom's usually watching telly, too.
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Nimues Child 3 years ago
How many brides are doing the groom's best man in this thread? Yikes!
Kimberleia 3 years ago (edited)
"And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"
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Suzanne Tilson 3 years ago
Attachment issues are the hardest...if she's a kid. If she's older...shell live
Kimberleia 3 years ago
That's so sad, the mother really should have taken the time before the wedding to get her child used to the idea of a new person in their family.
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Suzanne Tilson 3 years ago
"🎵 here comes the bride...give her a minute... somebody help her...... I think she is stuck 🎵
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Remi 3 years ago
Salad is often the least safe option. If you have to eat something iffy, go for anything fried or baked
Jennifer Crompton 3 years ago
Or anything in a tomato/marinara sauce. The acidity in the tomatoes discourages bacteria growth
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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Well, seeing the FIL show up in a long white dress would be a nice change of pace.
Load More Replies... Eastendbird 3 years ago
Funnily enough the jokes were historically made by male comedians about the mother of the bride. However I remember seeing an article years ago which said all research shows it's actually the mother of the groom who is far more likely to cause issues. Mothers and their sons - most women will know what I mean! Fathers and their daughters can be similar.
Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
I've said this before, but the women who do this are extra stupid, because your 50-year-old a*s in a beaded wedding gown will never, ever look good compared to the radiant bride a generation younger than you, and you just look like an insecure idiot.
Chris berkley 3 years ago
My mother in law did this at our wedding, when she walked him down the aisle( gay wedding so our moms gave us away) they looked like they were getting married, I deleted all the pictures of her because what a B
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Cheryl Ramsay 3 years ago
Went to a wedding years ago. The music for the bride and groom's dance was "Yor Cheatin' Heart".
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Chich 3 years ago
True but I'm thinking they should have expected that people would look at them.
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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
Oh good Lord! I actually just put my hand over my mouth in horror at this.
Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago
Misread this at first and thought the BRIDE was the one the uncle was trying to look at
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
My childfree husband and I used to hear this from my Mormon relatives a lot, too. "Then why did you even get married if you're not going to have children?!?" Because we want to spend the rest of our lives with each other, Sharon. What's not to get?
Babyoda42 (he him) 3 years ago
That’s apparently what out priests teach…I don’t agree with it tho
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Laroo 3 years ago
I mean a non alcoholic wedding is fine. I had no alcohol at my wedding but no dancing? Were they puritans?
Tara Moov 3 years ago
They may have been Baptists. I was at a Baptist wedding years ago with no alcohol or dancing allowed. We all sat around at tables eating cheese curls and waiting for a polite moment to wish them well and run.
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Wilko Lunenburg 3 years ago
On the wedding day! People probably came from all over the country, including those kids.
Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm firmly no-kids-at-weddings, too, and even I can recognize what a rude thing this is to do to your guests.
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
Because theirs suck, and they can't stand the idea of anyone having anything they can't/don't have. I
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago
Legalized domestic violence. This is why incels all LOVE the idea of arranged marriages. (My grandparents were an arranged marriage, and everyone was miserable.)
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Erica Ventura 3 years ago
If I'm reading it correctly, the bride's father didn't know she was pregnant...
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Darla Taylor 3 years ago
Sounded like she was pregnant and none in her family knew about the baby coming
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GPZ 3 years ago
I don't get these type of speeches- if you're unhappy with your son's/daughter's choice, you voice it to them, if at all, quietly and in private. If they are still set about getting married, just be happy for them and keep your trap shut. Isn't a parent supposed to be loving and nurturing- if you're so certain that the union will fail, be there ready to help your child pick up the pieces afterwards should it do so and without even a hint of "I told you so"
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Doctor Theopolis 3 years ago (edited)
Mussolini had a policy of forced Italianization of the Croatians. Later, Tito expelled hundreds of thousands of Italians.
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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
My brother (with his fiancee agreement) asked me to cater his wedding, which I was flattered and willing to do. It went very well, with a surprising number of compliments. I think, though, that I may have scared one guest. When he asked how long I had been catering, I told him I had never done it before. (I was a type setter by profession)
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Mrs. Jan Glass 3 years ago (edited)
The drunk bride/groom/couple is so disrespectful. I took time and money to travel to your wedding, and you can't even stand upright for the ceremony? The worst I saw was a groom who has a habit of getting blackout drunk at every party, and was well on his way at his wedding ceremony. He was drunk and acted very uncomfortable during the whole ceremony, twitching and jerking around. (The ceremony was held at an old railroad station, which sounds cute, until you know it was on working tracks, and the wedding was interrupted multiple times by trains going through.) Twitchy Groom twitched and mumbled his way drunkenly through the ceremony, and then joined his buddies to keep drinkin' as soon as it was over. He could barely be convinced to do the first dance with the bride, and was already passed out, head on the table, by the time the bride cut the wedding cake... with her mom.
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floof 3 years ago
& CLUNG...To my new husband (her brother) in every pic she could squeeze into - ensuring that I’ll never be able to unsee it 😳 * Two of his aunts, who hadn’t seen each other in YEARS b/c of beef, had a punch up in the ladies 🙄 https://twitter.com/DameLizard/status/1535449085213171712
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Laroo 3 years ago
I’ve been to some terrible weddings but I will never get over my SIL and my MIL cutting up my wedding cake and putting it in Tupperware boxes to take home to distribute it amongst their friends and work colleagues. I was, and still am, livid about it. 😡
Aaricia 3 years ago
I would've gotten that tupperware, opened it and thrown it in their faces.
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BenMaharaj 3 years ago
A wedding and it’s ceremony is one of the few places in life were everyone is expected to show a little bit of class. Astounding how many people fail to do this.
Sabrina Fisher 3 years ago
My wedding. My mother in law complained LOUDLY about having to drive an hour away from her home because I just 'had to get married in my childhood church'. And then the ceremony couldn't start on time because she didn't feel good and no way could we start without her. My wedding started 45 minutes late and walking down the aisle someone stepped a little too far out and stepped on my train ripping one seam. The Struggle
alloutbikes@yahoo.com 3 years ago
Sorry we didn't invite my mil. Convinced husband it would turn into a circus. He agreed.
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 3 years ago
I forgot until just now but at my friend's brother's wedding the brides father included in his speech a comment about her breasts and how the baby on the way wasn't the only one who would be enjoying her now larger breasts. Totally forgot about that. It was very cringy and disturbing but the bride just lovingly looked her dad as if it was normal for him to talk about her breasts. They were wierd people but we know he wasn't a pedo; just very freaking wierd
RowdieAngel 3 years ago
mine. I cried all morning (not happy). witness to JP wedding was ½ hour late because he overslept. some clerk younger than me (I was 23) "officated" and since the inside was ugly as f**k but there were semi decent fountains (and adequate lighting as opposed to the cave in the courthouse), we choose to go outside. but I have to make a side trip for morning sickness. (got engaged. got pregnant. turned down for benefits so moved up the marriage)...... I should have listened to my daughter right then lmao . 17 years later I am STILL in court with him 3 years after our divorce is final. oh and the witness who overslept? made bunny ears in half our pictures.
Shine Chisholm 3 years ago
This was an off the rails moment, but everyone was happy and having fun so it wasn't bad-- I was the matron of honor, and there was also a maid of honor. I had been told my speech time was two minutes. I had written and practiced to make sure I could get the time right. Handed the mic to the maid of honor, and she rambled drunk for several minutes. The MC ended up chasing her and cornering her to get the mic back.
Tamra 3 years ago
My brother's second wedding. An older lady, guest of the bride, had a huge 1960's beehive hairdo - easily a full can of hairspray to hold it up. She bent over a candle and her hair burst into flames. Got the flames extinguished, she was unharmed (except for her hair), but the entire place smelled like burned hair. Not a good scent.
RowdieAngel 3 years ago
he stumbled over "eternal devotion" in the vows. they were divorced in less than 2 years IIRC (22 years ago. tech school marriage. IYKYK)
alithenewmc 2 years ago (edited)
Our officiant's printer messed up the certificate (somehow?) and it was rejected. He called to let us know and we met him with our maid of honour and best man at a Tim Hortons and got "officially" married over donuts. Luckily we were allowed to keep the original date on our wedding certificate...otherwise, our night was almost perfect (I'm a planner). Haven't seen any disasters, yet, but I've been to a few with very poor planning- usually it's because they're not considering the experience from their guests' POV, and just doing what they want. The reception is a party you're hosting, and you need to cater to your guests...the ceremony is for the couple and should be all about what the couple wants.
Laroo 3 years ago
I’ve been to some terrible weddings but I will never get over my SIL and my MIL cutting up my wedding cake and putting it in Tupperware boxes to take home to distribute it amongst their friends and work colleagues. I was, and still am, livid about it. 😡
Aaricia 3 years ago
I would've gotten that tupperware, opened it and thrown it in their faces.
Load More Replies... BenMaharaj 3 years ago
A wedding and it’s ceremony is one of the few places in life were everyone is expected to show a little bit of class. Astounding how many people fail to do this.
Sabrina Fisher 3 years ago
My wedding. My mother in law complained LOUDLY about having to drive an hour away from her home because I just 'had to get married in my childhood church'. And then the ceremony couldn't start on time because she didn't feel good and no way could we start without her. My wedding started 45 minutes late and walking down the aisle someone stepped a little too far out and stepped on my train ripping one seam. The Struggle
alloutbikes@yahoo.com 3 years ago
Sorry we didn't invite my mil. Convinced husband it would turn into a circus. He agreed.
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 3 years ago
I forgot until just now but at my friend's brother's wedding the brides father included in his speech a comment about her breasts and how the baby on the way wasn't the only one who would be enjoying her now larger breasts. Totally forgot about that. It was very cringy and disturbing but the bride just lovingly looked her dad as if it was normal for him to talk about her breasts. They were wierd people but we know he wasn't a pedo; just very freaking wierd
RowdieAngel 3 years ago
mine. I cried all morning (not happy). witness to JP wedding was ½ hour late because he overslept. some clerk younger than me (I was 23) "officated" and since the inside was ugly as f**k but there were semi decent fountains (and adequate lighting as opposed to the cave in the courthouse), we choose to go outside. but I have to make a side trip for morning sickness. (got engaged. got pregnant. turned down for benefits so moved up the marriage)...... I should have listened to my daughter right then lmao . 17 years later I am STILL in court with him 3 years after our divorce is final. oh and the witness who overslept? made bunny ears in half our pictures.
Shine Chisholm 3 years ago
This was an off the rails moment, but everyone was happy and having fun so it wasn't bad-- I was the matron of honor, and there was also a maid of honor. I had been told my speech time was two minutes. I had written and practiced to make sure I could get the time right. Handed the mic to the maid of honor, and she rambled drunk for several minutes. The MC ended up chasing her and cornering her to get the mic back.
Tamra 3 years ago
My brother's second wedding. An older lady, guest of the bride, had a huge 1960's beehive hairdo - easily a full can of hairspray to hold it up. She bent over a candle and her hair burst into flames. Got the flames extinguished, she was unharmed (except for her hair), but the entire place smelled like burned hair. Not a good scent.
RowdieAngel 3 years ago
he stumbled over "eternal devotion" in the vows. they were divorced in less than 2 years IIRC (22 years ago. tech school marriage. IYKYK)
alithenewmc 2 years ago (edited)
Our officiant's printer messed up the certificate (somehow?) and it was rejected. He called to let us know and we met him with our maid of honour and best man at a Tim Hortons and got "officially" married over donuts. Luckily we were allowed to keep the original date on our wedding certificate...otherwise, our night was almost perfect (I'm a planner). Haven't seen any disasters, yet, but I've been to a few with very poor planning- usually it's because they're not considering the experience from their guests' POV, and just doing what they want. The reception is a party you're hosting, and you need to cater to your guests...the ceremony is for the couple and should be all about what the couple wants.
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