Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There
People love talking about food, new recipes they tried out, what they’re going to bring for lunch to school or work or what food they hate. Eating habits also are a hot topic and can determine your personality: for example, if you pour milk before cereal, people might think you’re a psychopath. Of course, it’s a joke, but there are people who will take the order you put your food in the bowl personally.
Because people are so passionate about food, they can get a little bit aggressive with it. Big opposing camps consist of people who eat meat and animal-derived products and people who don’t. Both sides want to convince the other that their approach is the right one.
Today we will look at a vegan community on Instagram that is dedicated to memes about being a vegan that is called Vegan Sarcasm. The page has over 350k followers and shares strong opinions about people who don’t follow the same lifestyle, as well as the struggles of being a vegan.
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I wouldn't call her a person... Well maybe rude person but not just person
Load More Replies...Relatable. Lol. I almost killed myself avoiding a opossum last week. I would have been totally fine with wrapping my car around a tree and the opossum being fine.... luckily I only went into a small ditch and the opossum was fine. Win win.
I don’t see how this one is vegan, I’m not vegan and I would feel the same way
I once thought I'd struck a rabbit driving, (I was in high school), and made my best friend get out, in the middle of the night, to check. She saw a rabbit, so I asked her to touch it to see if it was warm or cold. She did. It was cold. I felt better.
We should probably start with defining what veganism is. According to Donald Watson, the founder of The Vegan Society, it is "a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of humans, animals and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.”
So veganism includes not only avoiding consuming animal-derived products in your diet, but in every aspect of your life. Vegans are opposed to testing products on animals, supporting zoos or animal circuses, they don’t wear clothing that has been made using parts of an animal, etc.
You must try spinach or stuffed brinjals, they are heaven for me
Spinach does not taste good to me, no matter how it's prepared. I can make it taste tolerable.
Load More Replies...Try the Indian way of cooking vegetables with spices, chillis and turmeric. Tasty and wholesome. We stuff brinjal, bitter gourd, capsicum, chilling, raw mango, snake gourd.
My problem is mostly the washing cutting staff!!I'm very lazy i have to admit and usually my vegetables rot in my fridge
Do it in bulk, wash and cut everything (that won't perish obvs) and store in pots with lids. Then you just grab handfuls and boom, instant salad to go with whatever else you're having! You can even chop craploads of things like onion, garlic, herbs and freeze it so just a few minutes in a pan and it's ready
Load More Replies...Yes! I always say I don't understand the appeal of 'fake meat' because you can do vegetarian things well without needing something that tastes like meat.
OMG, I'm not vegan but my mom makes some of the best broccoli! People think broccoli is nasty but NO. Just season VERY well and don't undercook.
I'd say don't OVERcook so it has some bite and add lots of garlic!
Load More Replies...Why do I want to put some thing that has additives in my body when I can drink milk instead?
Should be labelled “nut juice” or “almond shizz” instead and see how popular it really is.
There is a stereotype that vegans are really annoying and they will always let you know they don’t eat meat and use only cruelty-free products even though it is irrelevant in a situation. A joke going around says “How do you know if someone is vegan? Don’t worry—they’ll tell you.” This is kind of what the Instagram account Vegan Sarcasm is doing, but in a funny way.
There are more of these stereotypes, such as vegans who want to convert meat eaters to veganism and hate meat eaters. Just like there are different meat eaters, there are very kind and nice, but also very rude and preachy people among vegans.
There is also a misconception that all vegans are healthy, their food is boring and doesn’t have nutritional value. Yes, vegans tend to eat more plant-based foods, but there are so many other substitutes for meat that are filling, have a lot of vitamins and minerals that are beneficial. They are definitely not restricted to eating just different types of salad every day. But at the same time, there are a lot of processed foods and desserts that are vegan and don’t do anything good to your health.
I don't know why but I've been laughing for 5 mins now with ur pfp, username and this comment
Load More Replies...Oatly has stuff in NYC too - I always wonder when I see that specific one, don't they know that humans produce milk too? That we can drink? It is milk made by and for humans???
Well I guess you know breast milk... like it's not like half of our species doesn't produce breast milk....
"Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! Let me introduce myself: I will be the high point of this marvelous meal. Before you sit down to dine I would like to emphasize my lifelong efforts including healthy diet and lots of exercise in order to grow the biggest and most succulent thighs and breast possible. I think it's reasonable to assume you will remember me for a long time and maybe even say a toast in my memory. Now I have to leave to attend another meeting with the head chef in the kitchen, but soon enough I will to join your pleasant company again both in spirit and body and have the opportunity to know each other more intimately. Have a nice evening. Bon Appetit!"
That little dude isn't a little dude anymore. That meme template is oooooold.
Load More Replies...lol same when i insisted on being at least vegetarian (now they settle for "flexetarian")
Theres some really good vegan chocolate out there
Load More Replies...i would throw that egg at them for committing such a treachery to easter
So what are the benefits of becoming vegan? Rush University System for Health gives a few positive outcomes that can come from going vegan, but only if it is done right. Cutting out animal-derived products may promote weight loss, reduce your risk of heart disease as most likely your cholesterol level will lower, lower your chances of getting certain types of cancer, and it may help you manage diabetes by lowering A1C levels, which reflect your average blood sugar level.
Going vegan not only can improve your health, but also have an impact on the environment because it would lower the demand for meat and dairy products. To make them, you need a lot of resources, like water, crops for animals, transport and other production processes that pollute nature.
There is also the ethical question of eating what previously was a living creature. The Vegan Society says that most people go vegan for this exact reason. They can go as far as not eating honey if they believe that commercial honey production is harmful for the bees.
Before I was vegetarian, I often ordered vegetarian food in restaurants because they make it more interesting.
Or just order an all veggie plate. That kills my friends.
Load More Replies...I used to frequent a restaurant that was sort of a ... gourmet steak house, I guess, (they were famous for beef). They had the very best vegetable plate I've ever had. Eventually, half my group was ordering that instead of meat...it was that delicious.
I tell you, why there are no or very few vegan options on not specifically vegan restaurant's menus. Simple: profit. There are not enough vegan customers to be worth buying ingredients, which are relatively expensive and go bad quickly, if not used in short time.
Load More Replies...Last time I dine out with my family, I got a big ass plate of steamed broccoli and corn tortillas. That was the only thing they've got meatless or animal fat-less 🙃
This is what it's like when I find more than one option that caters for my allergies!
My daughter is a coeliac vegan, imagine the fun trying to feed her at a restaurant
Load More Replies...I made a big mistake in selecting the vegetarian option for a weekend group stay at an inn. "Zucchinis are on special this week!" "Great - let's buy a shitload and add zucchini slices to the spaghetti, the soup, the omelet, the salad, the martini--"
I had a long flight and reserved a vegetarian meal, not even vegan. When everyone else was getting all kinds of food delivered, I was handed a box that contained a raw broccoli floret, four baby carrots, a celery stick and a tiny cup of what I guess was ranch dressing. My seatmate got creme brulee for dessert. I got a fig newton.
Load More Replies...when I did community service back in the 80s' I ordered vegan. when the others saw my delicious meals, they changed...
It seems that the arguments for following a vegan diet and lifestyle are solid, but there are as many arguments against it. Even though you may prevent some diseases by following a vegan diet and lose some weight, you have to always keep in mind that this can only be achieved with a balanced diet, because otherwise you may experience deficiency of omega-3, iron, calcium, iodine, and vitamin B12 which are very important to be healthy, feel fatigued or oven gain weight.
Transitioning to a new diet may cause some digestive issues. The Vegan Review says that health professionals encourage eating more fiber, but you should be aware that increasing it suddenly may lead to unpleasant side effects, which should be temporary.
Also, production of plant-based foods leaves its own carbon footprint as well. Of course, it’s not comparable to the production of meat but it isn’t all green and some vegetables and fruits require more than others.
ooooor, even in emergency, vegan is not a option ... ? :p (i think it's more about the price)
I’m not vegan but I love tofu, and a good plant-based burger or hot dog. If everyone’s gonna hoard the real meat I’ll 100% go for the vegan options!
Load More Replies...My local supermarkets were the same. Empty chiller/freezer units apart from the fully almost fully stocked plant based products sections
I think long time vegans know how to make delicious high quality meals at home rather than buying that over processed junk. (but i like the junk - shh) ETA: I'm not vegan, but sometimes enjoy a vegan meal.
I'm not a big fan of the fake meats, but I do like tofu (seen in the image). It's processed, but it usually doesn't contain a bunch of junk.
Load More Replies...or there are 10 vegan people for every 1000000000 normal ones.
I usually have a little something at home before heading to parties, because the chances are good there will be nothing without meat.
I don't remember this movie. Is this just before the facehugger hatches out of this egg?
In the end it comes down to if you are willing to commit to this lifestyle and if you will manage to sustain it. There is a lot of debate over whether humans are naturally omnivores or herbivores, but either way, some people love meat too much to let it go.
Would you like to try out a vegan lifestyle? Maybe you already have? Did it work out? Also, which of these memes did you find the most entertaining? Let us know in the comments!
When you are at a group dinner and it is literally the first thing you mention about yourself before even introducing yourself. "I'M VEGAN! Hello, everybody, I'm Susan. and I am VEGAN!"
I'm more than convinced no one has aver actually met a vegan like that. It's all just internet talk by vegan haters imo.
Load More Replies...(after some true comments - Edit : the ...) vegans ( I met) do the same thing : why do you eat living beings? you like to hurt others? you pollute your body. i prefer to not judge the plate of others, so do not judge mine
Well, as a general rule the annoying part is always when we get into other people's business!whether we are vegans or meat eaters
Load More Replies...Honey appears to be a grey area. I've known vegans on both sides of it.
I knew one who liked to knit. She preferred wool from well-treated animals. Luckily, one of my relatives has an alpaca farm. Other than the odd one getting annoyed at another herd member and the annual shearing, they're pretty content creatures.
Load More Replies...Haha when I became a vegetarian my friend asked pretty much all these questions about meat and how she could never and “Are you still vegetarian?? Seriously?? Oh wow.” and tease me about it sometimes (of course it’s a joke)
Do people still do this really? I think if so many people are vegan that even fast food places are catering to them, then it’s pretty mainstream.
How do you find out whether somebody is vegan? First thing they'll tell you.
omg i love paneer, the indian place by my house makes the best!!!
Load More Replies...And the kid's gonna die just from EXPOSURE to milk!!!!!!
Load More Replies...I am not vegan, and that was also the first thing popping up in my mind...
I heard that only recently. My sister used to work for a vegan chocolate company and they had Mylk as an ingredient. She was told that was because they weren't allowed to call it milk, for legal reasons. This was quite funny since it just wasn't true. Here in Australia you can call any alternative milk (though some dairy farmers are protesting).
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Load More Replies...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love refried beans
Load More Replies...I'm Brazilian. Beans and rice everyday sounds like heaven. Maybe with some spinache or collards fried with garlic. Some citrus fruit or juice to cut through the oil in the fried greens. Throw in some baked fish, sorry vegans, and you have the perfect Brazilian meal. Pretty much what i ate every day back home
Beets and potatos are so cheap, way cheaper than meat. Add some groats (to make beet-cereal cutlet) and you have awfully cheap and good meal
It's not expensive to be vegan if you can cook and stop buying vegan hotdogs, facon and all the other silly vegan products that you actually don't need. I'm just saying: homemade beetroot burgers mixed with beans, will knock your socks off. And I prefer meat js. <3 No. It does not taste like meat but it's super delish!
Oh Greta, you're such a science genius, with all your years spent in academia, all the research you have done, and the papers and books you have written. You're right up there with the other great scientist, Al Gore.
someone explain why this was downvoted i genuinely do not understand and i would like to
Load More Replies...OMG SAME WHEN I FIRST TRIED A VEGGIE BURGER I WAS LIKE HAVE THEY DECIEVED ME!?!?!?
Same with all the veggie stuff like “chicken”nuggets and burgers
Load More Replies...I have tried all the varieties while some are good, if you actually thought they tasted too realisitic, either it has been a long time since you had meat or you were eating really bad meat before
Beyond Meat Mac burger tastes so realistic my husband would struggle to tell the difference and he is not into his veggie stuff at all. To me it's like the real thing so I dislike it.
Load More Replies...My vegetarian wise used to tell me that fake burgers taste so real because they were made with real cow... My not being a vegetarian, I replied "no, no they do not..."
I don't know. I watch a documentary on how substitute for meat are made and it was disgusting. I'd stick to veggies, if I ever go that way 100%.
That depends on the brand. There are many nasty "vegan meats" out there that turn out to be even more harmful than meat (healthy wise, not mentioning that animal rights) that's why it's important to do some prior research in brands before buying. It's a bummer but if you're concerned about your health is worth it 😄
Load More Replies..."Fake vegan meat" = extremely processed food that's actually worse for you. Source: my vegetarian wife.
For people with GI issues, these can be hard to process
Load More Replies...and is the most environmentally friendly form of plant milk.
Load More Replies...Where should I stand as a not vegan but lactose intolerant almond milk drinker? Hidden behind the curtains somewhere? :p
Almond milk is horrifically bad for the planet. Not only by the massive consumption of water, contributing to droughting in California etc. but also by the massive number of polinators that are needed for the job, which results in massive colony collapse and disease spreading. So whether you are vegan for environmental or animal (creature) rights purposes, almond milk is working against your moral ideals not for them.
Load More Replies...For me, every plant milk ive tried it cant stand the taste. Except soy milk, i like that but first it tastes nothing like milk and second a lot of the options are sweetened and have way too much sugar. So i stick to cows milk in moderation.
Same. I only use milk in my coffee. The oatmilk tastes like raw oats and the others are too sweet.
Load More Replies...would u think it normal for someone else, unrelated to ur family, to drink ur mother's milk? that's what we're doing to the cows... don't act like "real milk" is so much better
Load More Replies...I guess one day soy plantations would not be so sustainable as the industries trie to say
Almond milk is horrifically bad for the planet. Not only by the massive consumption of water, contributing to droughting in California etc. but also by the massive number of polinators that are needed for the job, which results in massive colony collapse and disease spreading. So whether you are vegan for environmental or animal (creature) rights purposes, almond milk is working against your moral ideals not for them.
Load More Replies...That’s a picture of vampires who drink blood and they are pale white. Oh the irony.
Are you sure you ve been in mexico and not just to a hipster mexican restaurant?
Load More Replies...In German, "würgen" (which is pronounced much the same) means "to gag". Made me giggle.
It also means "choking" (someone else). My immediate thought was a murder happening.
Load More Replies...Finaly a place where you get vegetarian stuff with proper vegetarian burgers instead of just a slice of pathetic cheese
Impossible Whoppers were outselling regular Whoppers for a long time, partly just for the novelty, but lots and lots of people discovered they were actually tastier than the regular.
I don't want to know what their actual burgers taste like if those impossible burgers are considered better... Burger King meat is disgusting.
Load More Replies...if you're in madrid and looking for a burger king you have serious problems. or are an american.
almost every fast food has a vegetarian option... in my 22 years been a vegetarian I've seen a lot of changes globally
They did it simply because in Spanish the "V" is pronounced as "B", so it still says "Burger King"
If there is a party where all the food is meaty treats, it's very easy to lean into the alcohol pretty heavy. I am always grateful for the mixed nuts to soak up some booze😜
I had this new year as a coeliac vegetarian, thankfully there were pringles to soak up all the alcohol!
Load More Replies...Not all Alcohol is vegan, many wines use an animal byproduct as a clarifier and with Bordeaux wines, they use egg yolk in the classic style. While there are vegan certified wines, there are more Kosher wines out there, Kosher wines, like the vegan ones, use Bentonite as a clarifier, which is a natural food safe clay powder
Technically alcohol is not vegan because it contains micro organisms. So ya can't wait for the vegan nuts to tell me otherwise but you know I brew my own beer and yes yes there are micro organisms involved in the process your drinking living things.
Alcohol is produced by fermentation using yeast yes. So I guess it depends how you classify yeast on your arbitrary "exploiting living things is bad" scale. But there shouldn't be any left in the product you drink. (OK very trace elements at a push.)
Load More Replies...Tofu is good, I really like it, but I don't appreciate this very much. It's just rude.
Yes, plus there are plenty of salads that have been linked to outbreaks of food poisoning from e-coli. I remember a huge one maybe a decade ago in Germany connected to beansprouts?
Load More Replies...Go for a German one, they're vegan cause of the Reinheitsgebot.
Load More Replies...Who fries chips in lard? Or should I say where?
Load More Replies...Except those fries were probably fried in the same oil as their chicken nuggets, chicken Patties, pork patties, fish patties.. whatever fried meat their have. Or if they're made with lard. Therefore making them.. not vegan.
Asking purely out of naivety, but does food touching something else that isn't vegan suddenly stop it being vegan itself? Even if the oil was vegetable oil, the fact that it contains contaminants that aren't vegan suddenly stops everything else that touches it from being vegan too?
Load More Replies...Due to needing gluten free, I would still be left with only salad lol
Yes... I eat a lot of salads. I'm not a huge salad person, but that's what I am served very often.
Depending on where one gets their vegetables, even massively farmed vegetables kill animals (rabbits, voles, etc) in the combine harvesters.
some vegans do eat honey. Honey is a debate in the vegan community because modern bee farms produce 10x more Honey than the bees need, they leave the bees with 2x what they need after (more than the wild), and bee farming is what is keeping bees from dying out right now. Basically eating honey is literally saving the bees as a species, helping nature, and actually helps the bees out.
Also, fruit is only possible because we work bees to polinate it. Often, hundreds of bee colonies (each containing tens of thousands of bees) are transported in on trucks to polinate large crops. So basically fruit is a product of exploitation of bees. If you eat any fruit or some kinds of vegetables, your hands are not clean.
Load More Replies...Yeah about honey. Ignorant vegans have it all wrong. Honey-avoiding vegans believe that exploiting the labor of bees and then harvesting their energy source is immoral — and they point out that large-scale beekeeping operations can harm or kill bees. But they're wrong. First of all, bee keepers take only excess honey that the bees don't need, they ALWAYS leave enough honey for the bees to not starve. It's not exploitation, it's actually a collab that's benificiary for both bee keeper and the bees. And bee keeping does NOT harm or kill bees, that's just plain ignorance from the vegans. Anyone claiming that should read up on bee keeping. A bee keeper wouldn't harm, kill or destroy his own lively hood for one thing. Doesn't make sense.
Also, fruit is only possible because we work bees to polinate it. Often, hundreds of bee colonies (each containing tens of thousands of bees) are transported in on trucks to polinate large crops. So basically fruit is a product of exploitation of bees. If you eat any fruit or some kinds of vegetables, your hands are not clean.
Load More Replies...Also, fruit is only possible because we work bees to polinate it. Often, hundreds of bee colonies (each containing tens of thousands of bees) are transported in on trucks to polinate large crops. So basically fruit is a product of exploitation of bees. If you eat any fruit or some kinds of vegetables, your hands are not clean.
Load More Replies...From what I've read (and I'm not sure if it's true), agave is harmful to bats. Bees aren't the only ones who are pollinators
Just don't actually try to make your dog or cat vegan.
Load More Replies...Here's the thing, due to a fat intolerance, I've become quite obsessive over checking the nutritional content of everything I buy. Vegan options are often higher in both fats and sugars than the non-vegan version. Skim milk is actually *healthier* (for me) than any vegan option.
Peanut butter and jam sandwiches are vegan but nobody ever said they're gonna make you lose weight
Shame that vegan food is so high in additives and craps its turns out to be worse for you
You can get fat by eating carbs and sugar. Infact there's a higher risk at gaining weight by carb- and sugar eating than fat, atleast healthy fats. Like one doctor once said on TV: Just as you don't become green by eating veggies, you don't become fat by eating fat.
Can hardly keep up with all the vegan stuff these days. It’s nice to be able to get non dairy milk at a regular supermarket, but most of the new products are just junk food really.
I managed a vegan restaurant. We had great food and plenty of time to do crossword puzzles.
The sad thing is many non-vegans don’t want to go to a restaurant branded as vegan :(
Load More Replies...I used to take B12 tablets for energy, and also the fact it can stop mosquitoes biting you. Found out last month my levels were too high!
I didn't realize that was possible. I've always been told that, since B12 is water soluble, any excess is taken out in the urine.
Load More Replies...Don't be the 'activist' that pushes other people the be vegan. It's a choice. You don't push people to be gay.
@nicehar how does Billie Eilish or vegans 'push' kids to be trans? Also, being trans isn't a choice or something you can be pushed into... (TRANS RIGHTS!!)
Who is Trans in this photo? Not Billie.... you dumb F**k.
Load More Replies...Nope, because I'm gluten free and have long term damage to my intestine that makes nutrient absorbtion difficult. When I've been vegan in the past I've struggled more with nutrient uptake and feeling full. I only eat eggs from my pet chickens though.
I am not vegan, because I do eat eggs from happy chickens, and use honey from our local bee keeper from time to time. As far as I am concerned, I do it more for the welfare of the animals and the planet, not as a health issue (although it is a much healthier diet)
Load More Replies...Yep! It is! Anakin is on the left and Padme is on the right!
Load More Replies...Most vegans won’t respect anything that disagrees with their beliefs
Most vegan you'll meet/see on internet. I met a lot of vegan people, never had any probleme with them.
Load More Replies...Is lab grown meat ok to vegans? Not all meat involves “torture”. Also, Kosher food has very strict rules about killing animals with as little pain as possible.
If they oppose that would be one of the dumbest things to do.
Load More Replies...I do not understand this? Is it seen as daft to be plant based for health reasons?
Some vegans like to be gatekeepers about why a person chooses veganism.
Load More Replies...Um what’s wrong with being vegan for health reasons?
I don't care why you do it... just eat less animals it's good for everyone
Nothing wrong with following a vegan diet for your health :) most people need to eat more veggies anyways
Load More Replies...I used to know this vegan girl right, she was hot - I mean, she was really, REALLY hot... but then she got air conditioning and she wasn't so hot any more.
Hot is a relative term. My wife is vegan and I find her hot. Jalapeños and Tappatio, not so much. I've had hotter. And I don't even wanna guess what's in the top right corner. Looks like runny chili or maybe my guts after eating to much stuff that's hotter than Jalapeños and Tappatio.
Bro some of these are just plain wrong. I came here looking for good memes and got vegans shitting on non vegans.
Most of them are not shitting-on-posts. But maybe you thought it was gonna be the other way around?
Load More Replies...What if plants have feelings too? Just because they can't struggle or scream when you slaughter them doesn't make it any less messed up that we have to kill them en masse for food. All the plants in food crops might be in terrible distress all the time and we just don't know it. We just can't say for sure with our current level of understanding, which makes it all the more maddening when vegans are so smug about their particular brand of mass murder being superior to others.
That's the point - you don't know if plants have feelings, but you for sure know animals have feelings and can feel pain. Besides for most plants, the indication they are ready to harvest is that it starts turning yellow.
Load More Replies...I've been su-vegan (Buddhist vegan) for over 35 years. If you want good food, come to Taiwan. American vegans, for the most part I can get along without them. Maybe they are under a lot of stress in the American Meat Religion environment. But I was a member of a vegan sub on Reddit, and eventually quit because the people there were so strident.
I have a vegan friend that is chill and a vegetarian thay is always posting if you like animals why do you eat them 🙄 Eat what you want but don't go shoving your lifestyle down my throat, I respect it but respect mine as well But a vegan lifestyle is expensive for me, oat milk is 3× more expensive than regular milk etc
I just switched from regular milk to soy milk because it's literally half the price, which shocked the hell out of me because I always think of vegan options as more expensive. (I'm vegetarian)
Load More Replies...So a question for vegans and vegetarians: would you eat animal flesh that's grown in a lab, i.e., cultured meat?
Ummm I don't know, I just...don't eat meat. I don't avoid it for the animals or the environment, I just don't like it. Sooo maybe? Probably not though because food grown in a lab, especially meat, sounds disgusting.
Load More Replies...I'm lactose intolerant, I'm very happy that vegan options are more and more available because now I can be guaranteed that what I'm eating has no milk in it
I don’t think this post was “sarcasm”. It was just vegans being rude to people who don’t share their beliefs. Some people, including myself, would die if I was a vegan because I have anorexia and vegetables + stuff like that don’t have a lot of fats and I have a ridiculously fast metabolism so it’s hard to keep up weight. I have to constantly feed myself junk food just to stay NEAR my average weight. It’s also bad they’re shaming over vegans for starting veganism to be healthy. What if I was obese and I began to eat only vegetables for my health, would you brats shame me because it’s not for animals? I’m still saving them. This just made me very frustrated.
Eating healthfully is wonderful. Veganism whiffs of hypocrisy. Only cute things with faces get a pass. Unless you're on your hands and knees grazing your own grass, then the character of John Dutton in Yellostone summed it up best (and what great writers they have!): ""Ever plough a field...to plant the quinoa or sorghum or whatever the hell it is you eat? You kill everything on the ground and under it, you kill every snake every frog, mouse, mole, worm, you kill them all."
Bro some of these are just plain wrong. I came here looking for good memes and got vegans shitting on non vegans.
Most of them are not shitting-on-posts. But maybe you thought it was gonna be the other way around?
Load More Replies...What if plants have feelings too? Just because they can't struggle or scream when you slaughter them doesn't make it any less messed up that we have to kill them en masse for food. All the plants in food crops might be in terrible distress all the time and we just don't know it. We just can't say for sure with our current level of understanding, which makes it all the more maddening when vegans are so smug about their particular brand of mass murder being superior to others.
That's the point - you don't know if plants have feelings, but you for sure know animals have feelings and can feel pain. Besides for most plants, the indication they are ready to harvest is that it starts turning yellow.
Load More Replies...I've been su-vegan (Buddhist vegan) for over 35 years. If you want good food, come to Taiwan. American vegans, for the most part I can get along without them. Maybe they are under a lot of stress in the American Meat Religion environment. But I was a member of a vegan sub on Reddit, and eventually quit because the people there were so strident.
I have a vegan friend that is chill and a vegetarian thay is always posting if you like animals why do you eat them 🙄 Eat what you want but don't go shoving your lifestyle down my throat, I respect it but respect mine as well But a vegan lifestyle is expensive for me, oat milk is 3× more expensive than regular milk etc
I just switched from regular milk to soy milk because it's literally half the price, which shocked the hell out of me because I always think of vegan options as more expensive. (I'm vegetarian)
Load More Replies...So a question for vegans and vegetarians: would you eat animal flesh that's grown in a lab, i.e., cultured meat?
Ummm I don't know, I just...don't eat meat. I don't avoid it for the animals or the environment, I just don't like it. Sooo maybe? Probably not though because food grown in a lab, especially meat, sounds disgusting.
Load More Replies...I'm lactose intolerant, I'm very happy that vegan options are more and more available because now I can be guaranteed that what I'm eating has no milk in it
I don’t think this post was “sarcasm”. It was just vegans being rude to people who don’t share their beliefs. Some people, including myself, would die if I was a vegan because I have anorexia and vegetables + stuff like that don’t have a lot of fats and I have a ridiculously fast metabolism so it’s hard to keep up weight. I have to constantly feed myself junk food just to stay NEAR my average weight. It’s also bad they’re shaming over vegans for starting veganism to be healthy. What if I was obese and I began to eat only vegetables for my health, would you brats shame me because it’s not for animals? I’m still saving them. This just made me very frustrated.
Eating healthfully is wonderful. Veganism whiffs of hypocrisy. Only cute things with faces get a pass. Unless you're on your hands and knees grazing your own grass, then the character of John Dutton in Yellostone summed it up best (and what great writers they have!): ""Ever plough a field...to plant the quinoa or sorghum or whatever the hell it is you eat? You kill everything on the ground and under it, you kill every snake every frog, mouse, mole, worm, you kill them all."
