There are certain things in life that should just go without saying: Don’t leave empty containers in the fridge. If you see someone trip while they’re walking, just avert your eyes and pretend you didn’t see a thing. Never comment on another person’s weight or say anything negative about their appearance. And please, say please and thank you!
There are plenty of rules that our parents instilled in us as children that we’ll never forget, but we didn’t all learn the same rules. So we’ve gone through a couple of Reddit threads where people shared the unwritten rules of life that they think everyone should be living by, to help you pandas, or anyone else out there, who might want to adopt some of these philosophies.
From social etiquette we should all know to phrases you’re obligated to say when you see an adorable dog, this list is all about life’s little silent rules. Be sure to upvote the rules you agree with, and let us know in the comments any others that you’d like to add to the list. Keep reading to also find an interview we were lucky enough to receive from Jeff Leitner, founder of Unwritten Labs, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article discussing unspoken rules everyone should know, look no further than right here!
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If a child waves, you wave back. If a child says hello, you say hello back. If a child calls you on an imaginary hand-telephone, you take the call on your imaginary hand-telephone.
To gain more insight on the topic of life’s unspoken rules, we reached out to Jeff Leitner, founder of Unwritten Labs, which studied unwritten rules from 2018 to 2021. First, we were curious how Jeff defines unwritten rules and where his fascination for them came from. “There are two ways to explain what unwritten rules are — the technical, wonky way and the easy-to-understand way,” he told Bored Panda. “The wonky way is this: Unwritten rules are powerful, informal suggestions about how we should behave and what we should do to succeed in social environments.”
“The friendlier version is this: Unwritten rules are the ways we know we’re supposed to behave when we’re with other people, so they don’t give us dirty looks or stop being friends with us,” Jeff explained. “In families, unwritten rules are things like ‘Don’t air our personal business with outsiders’ or ‘Always defend your siblings.’ With friends, unwritten rules are things like ‘We don’t date each other’s exes’ or ‘We stop each other from doing stupid things.’ At work, unwritten rules are directives like ‘Don’t leave the office if your team is on a deadline’ or ‘Always defer to colleagues with more seniority.’”
Be kind to people that are working. Food staff, medical staff, etc. Don’t take your bad day out on someone else.
That just because someone is family, doesn't mean they're a good person
“I got interested in unwritten rules when a colleague and I were trying to figure out how to solve big social problems, like hunger and homelessness,” Jeff shared. “We saw that our society has everything it needs to solve those problems, but that social norms (which are unwritten rules at scale) were getting in the way. After that, I got interested in a few related ideas, like how all organizations actually run on unwritten rules.”
Never make fun of someone else's laugh, be it how they sound or how they look. Laughing is the most natural expression of joy and happiness and for someone to feel self-conscious about that because of other's comments is so brutal
I apparently have a witch cackle. To that I say, I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.
Same here! And apparently I have the smile of a vampire, too! Then I tell them I was born on a 13 and they all lose their wits!
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One of my friends has a three stooges kind of laugh, an infectious nyuk nyuk nyuk that gets the rest of us giggling too. 🙂
My ex's step-aunt told me that I'm bucktoothed, years ago; I still remember it vividly. I'm not even bucktoothed, but I've always been self-conscious about my smile as it is; I have a low gum line and one of my second incisors overlaps the first, slightly. That isn't the worst thing she said/ did to me, mind; she is a selfish, nasty brat of a person.
I pointed out to this one guy that he had the kind of laugh that is contagious. Nothing has to be funny...just the sound of him laughing made other people laugh because he sounded like he was having such an awesome time.
But have you ever heard Chanel West Coast from Ridiculousness laugh? It's like a dolphin calling for a mate. :) She's well aware of it though and is a good sport when the guys tease her. (And then she dolphin laughs some more) They even did a segment where people had to guess if the sound clip was Chanel or an actual dolphin. SO funny!
Laughs are funny! Funny responses to funny things, which is kind of cool when you think about it. Mocking another person's laugh is so supremely low, like how could you not just...laugh with another person? Friggin curmudgeons out there.
I close my eyes when I smile big, it's just how my face works. My mom would always tell me not to smile so big/ keep my eyes open for pictures, and it made me self conscious of my smile. I got over it as I got older and just smile. During the pandemic (ie wearing masks) more than once I was at the store and saw a baby/ toddler and smiled at them, I always got a reaction back because they could see in my eyes that I was smiling☺
If you want to hear a unique laugh, look up Jimmy Carr on Youtube (usually NSFW).
My friend and I make fun of each others laugh all the time 🤣 but definitely not random people
I've had people comment on my laugh because they found it infectious. It took me by such surprise because no one had said that to me before, and now I love to laugh.
My baby bro and oldest son commented on how much they love my laugh, when I truly laugh. It's very loud and generally I get comments about how loud or annoying my laugh is from others. But they love it. They said it sounds like pure joy and it makes them happy and want to laugh along with me. Idc if others don't like my laugh. I'm not laughing to please anyone but myself.
I have snort piggy laugh. Didn’t realize it til I cracked up a friend when I snorted and laughed. Then he laughed…then I laughed more…then he fell out of his chair laughing. Vicious cycle but fun times. Everybody has a distinct laugh.
My daughter and I do the snort laugh. And it's always involuntary. Then we laugh even more. :)
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Honestly, if someone makes fun of my laugh, they just make themselves prone to me burning them. It’s just funny to see them crash and burn, because the more insults you have about these sorts of things, the more you seem like a hermit with no friends, and i can roast the s**t out of them for that. Don’t try to come for me 😉.
My junior stylist, Maddies has the most wonderful laugh. I told her to never let anyone take it away from her. Love you Maddie!
But what if I intentionally make an awful laugh to make someone else laugh? I'm such a serious person, so when I occassionally sneak in the random snorking goof giggle it'll bust up even the most granite-faced grandpa.
I got a seagull laugh, and everyone will be laughing in 1 minute when I do which is kinda cool. Only downside, people will do their best to make me laugh and then record it...
When there be laughter, join as there is no better aphrodisiac nor pain killer.
I have a friend who quacks when she laughs. She sounds like a duck! I like to make her laugh, because listening to her laugh makes me, which makes her laugh, and we'll both laugh so hard are can't stand up!
When I was a child and I was really belly-laughing it would come out almost like scream-laughing. My grandma would tell me in harsh ways to stop it. About the time I entered my teens I managed to control the laugh and make it more "normal". Now I only rarely laugh so hard I can't control it ( and only then will I have the natural scream-laugh). So most often when I laugh it doesn't feel completely "me". One of my kids have somewhat the same type of laughter. I do not want anybody to tell her to change it. Sure, it grinds my ears if I am not in as happy a mood as her.... but I try very hard to never tell her to change her laugh. I hope she'll forever have her natural laughter. It fits her so well and I don't want her to go through what I did with my laughter.
My favourite thing in the world is funny laughs… this video always makes me laugh! https://youtu.be/FWAb3qDJWic
Or their smile. My mom constantly criticized my smile when I was a little kid, so much so, that I wouldn't smile in photos for many years. How could I "smile wrong" (her words)?
I was repeatedly mocked and ridiculed for having a "stupid looking" smile. So I stopped smiling. Whereupon people complained about (and made fun of) how sour-faced and cranky I always looked. You just can't win if you try in this world. I still have a natural frown to this day, in fact.
As a kid when I smiled my mum would tell me to close my mouth because it made me look ugly. I didn’t want to smile for my wedding photos. Now I’m 42 and only starting to feel ok about smiling.
A friend's mum was once asked to leave a restaurant because of how loud her laughter was... lol
I’m soooo self-conscious of my laugh. But then again, it’s ridiculous. 🤣
My folk told me all my life, my laughing is too "loud"! So I seldom laugh today, just smile/grin ...
Nina, go ahead and get your laugh on. Laughter is healing!
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Mine was so distinctive when I was younger that friends would say they could tell I was in the audience. In the mid-80's, I, while sitting in the front row of the balcony, stopped a Broadway show for a bit because I couldn't stop laughing. Cleo Laine, one of the leads, looked up at me, asked me if I was done yet and I exploded into laughter again. I don't remember what set me off but it was the during "The Mystery of Edwin Drood".
Or smile. I have one of those smiles that shows a lot of my gums and I got teased about it in elementary school. I have covered my mouth with my hand anytime I smile or laugh for the last 40-ish years.
I laugh like a donkey.. usually when i laugh people stop what there doing and look at me which makes me laugh even harder...
This isn't a rule tho everyone does this. Maybe it's just because my laugh actually sucks and sounds like something is dying. I've gotten pretty good at not laughing at stuff tho!
wait everyone makes fun of your laugh or...? Maybe you need better people to laugh with
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Love your laugh Anderson. Looking forward to hearing it on New Years Eve.
I am pretty convinced that I sound like a stoned hyena when laughing and I am very grateful that none of my friends have pointed that out yet.
I used to work with someone who laughed like a hyaena on helium. I'm smiling just thinking about her
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If someone does something that makes them happy and confident. If it doesn't hurt them or anyone else, animals included. Then leave them alone, let them do that thing. Let them be happy.
We were also curious if Jeff agrees with many unwritten rules or if he thinks we should view them critically and question them. “As weird as they can be, unwritten rules actually keep our organizations, families, and societies together,” he noted. “Think about it — when was the last time you read the employee handbook at work? Maybe when you first started, if your company even has an employee handbook? No, you know how to behave at work — who to be nice to, who to avoid, how to do your work — based on hundreds of unwritten rules you picked up by watching your colleagues.”
“Now that isn’t to say that there aren’t unwritten rules that get in our way," Jeff added. "We’ve all done stupid things because of peer pressure, which is essentially unwritten rules on steroids."
If someone asks for a tampon/pad and you have one to give, you give it to them. Even to a stranger
If they will cheat *with* you, then they will cheat *on* you.
“As for questioning unwritten rules, good luck with that,” Jeff told Bored Panda. “Most of the time, we’re following them unconsciously. We’re so accustomed to watching everybody for social cues and then doing what they do that we’re generally unaware we’re doing it — hundreds of times a day. And research has shown that we don’t like the idea that we’re responding to social pressure and unwritten rules. We’d rather believe that we’re strong-minded individualists — even if we’re really not.”
You must say "oooo big stretch" when a dog starts stretching. It's the law
When it comes to unwritten rules Jeff considers beneficial, he shared that he likes rules that tell us not to “punch down”, or pick on people who have less power than us. “If you think about it, there aren’t really written rules that prohibit bullying. We count on unwritten rules to tell people not to do it,” he explained.
“I don’t like the unwritten rules that tell us to ‘stay in your lane’,” Jeff added. “I think we defer way too much to so-called experts, who just keep doing things the way they were taught to do them. If we could somehow get rid of those unwritten rules, I suspect we could spark a lot of new ideas and solve a bunch more problems.”
Don’t have strong opinions about something you know nothing about
Don’t put your music on speakers when in a public space. It’s not like everyone wants the same genre or was in the mood for music. Get your headphones.
Dude was blasting from a bluetooth boombox down the street at 7am on a Saturday when everyone was trying to sleep. Found him to be the epitome of rude. Besides, it's cold out, so headphones are like magical earmuffs.
Horrible people wont always be punished for hurting others and it sucks
the rich won't be punished. the powerful won't be punished. This is why we have assassinations in this world. Because there is only justice for the middle class. The poor will never see justice till inequality is eliminated.
Jeff also touched on how the unwritten rules in a workplace might not be clear to everyone. He noted that it’s common for, within a company, an employer to not know the unwritten rules of their employees. “There are a couple of reasons for that. One, the unwritten rules don’t really apply to them,” he explained. “Bosses tend not to be as vulnerable to having fellow employees irritated with them. Two, some of the unwritten rules actually function as tips on how to work around the boss — how to stay on their good side, how to get the best projects, or how to get promoted.”
If you're borrowing it for a third time, you need one of your own.
I've always thought that subdivisions or apartment complexes etc should have a place where you can check out 'occasional' items. When you don't need things on a regular basis (small kitchen appliances, tools, etc, you'd be able to check them out from a library of items. It would be a solution to needing more square footage for things you almost never use.
Your mental health isn't your fault, but it is your responsibility.
Don’t leave your shopping cart in the middle of the grocery aisle!
So how much power do life’s unwritten rules wield? “In short, unwritten rules are crazy, crazy powerful,” Jeff says. “Unwritten rules — the ones we’re aware of and the many, many ones we’re not aware of — have much more to do with how we behave than anything else. They are more powerful than written rules, our individual instincts, and our horoscope.”
“We’ve been wired to process unwritten rules for at least 200,000 years, long before we invented language. And while getting kicked out of the tribe isn’t fatal like it was back then, our biology and psychology still take unwritten rules really, really seriously.”
If you’d like to learn more about Jeff’s Unwritten Labs project, be sure to visit its website right here. And then if you’d like to learn more about Jeff's other work and read some of his writing, you can find his website right here.
Not everybody is your friend, be careful who you vent to. Many people only want juicy gossip and don’t give a s**t about you or your problems
Yep, I thought I could vent to someone but they ended up turning back at me and now have everything I said to them
It never hurts to compliment somebody on the quality of their work, their hobbies and whatever field is most important to their self esteem. It always goes a long way.
YES. I try my hardest to figure out what people like doing and compliment them on it because whenever someone says I'm good at what l do, it's a huge self esteem boost.
There is absolutely no shame in going to therapy or talking to someone about your mental health.
Sometimes, it feels like life would be so much simpler if everything was just spelled out for us. And while that might become incredibly boring over time, we can experience a little bit of it right here for the next few minutes, by reading through this collection of life’s unspoken rules. Keep upvoting the rules you agree with and try to abide by yourself, and feel free to share any more rules for a better life in the comments below. Then if you’d like to dive even deeper into life’s unspoken rules, you can find another Bored Panda article on the same topic right here!
Before you enter and elevator, LET OTHER PEOPLE OUT FIRST GODDAMNIT!
Social media isn’t reality
Social media brings out the worst in people. Such a fake place. Sadly many believe what they see on social media and to become as the "influencers" they follow
If you saw someone stealing formula, diapers or food, no you didn't
Actually stealing is stealing. Motives might vary, but it is still stealing. Imagine you having a shop. I haven't eaten for 10 days. I come in and steal bread and cheese. Would you still say "I didn't see that'? What you can actually do if you see something like that happening is trying to help that person, because next time they steal things they might get caught and detained. How you can help? Offer to buy those products for them. Put them in touch with NGOs that help people in need. Put them in touch with social workers that can help them.
Don’t ask for somebody else’s opinion and get mad when they tell it to you.
Yes I told my old friend I didn’t like Taylor Swift and she got mad and said ‘you don’t have to tell people you don’t like her, it doesn’t make you cooler’ like geez, I’m just saying my opinion, plus no one asks you to talk about how much you love her all the time There have been so many times when people ask me what I think then tell me my opinion is wrong or something and it makes me really mad
Do not swipe left or right if someone shows you a photo on their phone.
That’s my mom. I always hold the phone firmly while showing her something.
When driving a car, don't be nice, be predictable. People being nice leads to a s**tload of accidents.
There should be something to help make it predictable when a driver wants to make a turn...some kind of signal, perhaps
Turn on your headlights when it's snowing. I'm talking to you asshole with the white truck.
The quicker you accept that life isn't fair, the better.
There is a major difference between "life is not fair" and "people are not fair". The first one is just a condition of how the world works, the second one is a consequense of someone's decitions. The issue with "life is not fair" is that people often abuse that sentence to justify their own crappy behaviour, when in fact they could do things differently and generate a more fair outcome. Though life is not fair, there are still a lot of measures we could take to compensate for the effect of this fact. E.g. though illnesses like cancer does not strike everbody equally, but involves huge element of luck, we can still do a lot to lessen the spread in the effect it has on people's lives through means like universal healthcare. We're not completely without influence on how our lives evolves -we can change a lot of things based on how we structure our own lives, or, on a greater level, the societies we build. Not using that option but just saying life is not fair, is not the best we can do.
You are the person you spend the most time with. Be someone you like.
That nothing will come from making someone feel horrible about themselves.
Under promise and over deliver. People will think you are a genius.
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Thank you to whoever wrote this. Not only is this humorous, but it’s great for those on the autism spectrum—like myself—who don’t really get those sort of social rules easily.
Park between the lines, and if you can't fit in a spot because your car is too big, part at the end of the lot furthest from the building. It's not my fault you drive a huge truck with a snowplow on the front. Don't make me walk the length of the parking lot, or risk getting into an accident when I pull out of the spot next to you because I can't see anything! (There's nothing wrong with owning a big truck. Even if you're not using for anything but picking up groceries. If that's what you like to drive, good for you. But don't make everyone else suffer because it's too big to fit into the spot at Walmart.)
I fully agree. I always parked my plow truck out at the end of parking lots when I still had it. I was afraid of someone hitting the plow and now I'm to blame.
Load More Replies... If you are standing and someone starts to walk around you, STAY PUT. They've already plotted their course and chances are good you're just getting back in their way again. Also, doorways and the entry/exit to an escalator are terrible places to stand.
I had this happen to me in a grocery store yesterday afternoon. The woman was in front of me walking in the door and then stopped to check her phone and just stood there for a few minutes and I wasn’t sure if she was going to move or if I had room to squeeze around her (I did, but I was hoping she would be more aware of her surroundings and the fact that other people would need to get past). She also moved around in the store in a way that meant she kept being in my way. I have social anxiety and don’t always know how to/feel comfortable telling a stranger that I need to get past them.
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I have one. If you expect people to always just know what you’re thinking or want, without giving them any clue about it, you’re going to have an unhappy life. People are NOT mind readers, we’re not always in sync with you. F*****g TELL us what you want, instead of making us guess. We truly don’t want to guess wrong, believe me. But if we do, don’t hold it against us if you didn’t give us some clues. This can also be considered abusive, as the person expecting people to read their minds has the power to say whether they guessed correctly, and can use that as an excuse to make them feel like they can never please you. If you’re a person like that, then you can go f**k yourself. People only put up with that b******t for so long, before they desert your a*s and find someone kinder and easier to live with.
My addition would be to don't regret where you are in life or what you may/may not have done. You can't change the past, you are alive now and can make a better future. Regret is wasted energy.
kinda' like worrying. it's like a rocking chair: gives you something to do but gets you nowhere
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The one about seeing someone stealing diapers, whatever....how in the world would one even know that was going on if they were minding their own business and doing their own shopping? Unless one is store security and is watching someone because they suspect theft, no one has any right to make any accusations. I worked store security in two different big box stores, two of the largest in the USA, and we could only watch, not approach, no matter where the customer put the items. They could NOT be accused of theft until they were outside the first set of inner doors!
Shopping at my local favorite grocery store last week, which has narrow aisles, of course; two elderly women standing smack in the middle of the main aisle, one of them yapping on and on, and everyone having to either say "excuse me" very loudly (her voice carried from the back of the store where she was all the way to the registers at the front), or we had to take a detour. Old bat (I'm 70, she was much older) got ticked off when I came back through a second time, and she told her friend that "people are certainly rude in here, aren't they? Management ought to do something about these people who are crowding the aisle!" I'm a septuagenarian, officially considered "old" now, but I will not stop in the middle of any place others have to get through, especially not to yammer away about nothing at all to someone who looked desperate to get away from that battleaxe!
But where I'm at in Philadelphia people steal formula to sell for drugs just so you know
Yeah, and even if they needed the products. That's still not fair, (as the typical internet standard, every businesses being "evil"), at least think about the employees. They might loose their jobs, their HONEST JOBS, because missing items.
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Mya Anjalou said it best," When people show you who they are, believe them."
Thank you to whoever wrote this. Not only is this humorous, but it’s great for those on the autism spectrum—like myself—who don’t really get those sort of social rules easily.
Park between the lines, and if you can't fit in a spot because your car is too big, part at the end of the lot furthest from the building. It's not my fault you drive a huge truck with a snowplow on the front. Don't make me walk the length of the parking lot, or risk getting into an accident when I pull out of the spot next to you because I can't see anything! (There's nothing wrong with owning a big truck. Even if you're not using for anything but picking up groceries. If that's what you like to drive, good for you. But don't make everyone else suffer because it's too big to fit into the spot at Walmart.)
I fully agree. I always parked my plow truck out at the end of parking lots when I still had it. I was afraid of someone hitting the plow and now I'm to blame.
Load More Replies... If you are standing and someone starts to walk around you, STAY PUT. They've already plotted their course and chances are good you're just getting back in their way again. Also, doorways and the entry/exit to an escalator are terrible places to stand.
I had this happen to me in a grocery store yesterday afternoon. The woman was in front of me walking in the door and then stopped to check her phone and just stood there for a few minutes and I wasn’t sure if she was going to move or if I had room to squeeze around her (I did, but I was hoping she would be more aware of her surroundings and the fact that other people would need to get past). She also moved around in the store in a way that meant she kept being in my way. I have social anxiety and don’t always know how to/feel comfortable telling a stranger that I need to get past them.
Load More Replies... I have one. If you expect people to always just know what you’re thinking or want, without giving them any clue about it, you’re going to have an unhappy life. People are NOT mind readers, we’re not always in sync with you. F*****g TELL us what you want, instead of making us guess. We truly don’t want to guess wrong, believe me. But if we do, don’t hold it against us if you didn’t give us some clues. This can also be considered abusive, as the person expecting people to read their minds has the power to say whether they guessed correctly, and can use that as an excuse to make them feel like they can never please you. If you’re a person like that, then you can go f**k yourself. People only put up with that b******t for so long, before they desert your a*s and find someone kinder and easier to live with.
My addition would be to don't regret where you are in life or what you may/may not have done. You can't change the past, you are alive now and can make a better future. Regret is wasted energy.
kinda' like worrying. it's like a rocking chair: gives you something to do but gets you nowhere
Load More Replies... The one about seeing someone stealing diapers, whatever....how in the world would one even know that was going on if they were minding their own business and doing their own shopping? Unless one is store security and is watching someone because they suspect theft, no one has any right to make any accusations. I worked store security in two different big box stores, two of the largest in the USA, and we could only watch, not approach, no matter where the customer put the items. They could NOT be accused of theft until they were outside the first set of inner doors!
Shopping at my local favorite grocery store last week, which has narrow aisles, of course; two elderly women standing smack in the middle of the main aisle, one of them yapping on and on, and everyone having to either say "excuse me" very loudly (her voice carried from the back of the store where she was all the way to the registers at the front), or we had to take a detour. Old bat (I'm 70, she was much older) got ticked off when I came back through a second time, and she told her friend that "people are certainly rude in here, aren't they? Management ought to do something about these people who are crowding the aisle!" I'm a septuagenarian, officially considered "old" now, but I will not stop in the middle of any place others have to get through, especially not to yammer away about nothing at all to someone who looked desperate to get away from that battleaxe!
But where I'm at in Philadelphia people steal formula to sell for drugs just so you know
Yeah, and even if they needed the products. That's still not fair, (as the typical internet standard, every businesses being "evil"), at least think about the employees. They might loose their jobs, their HONEST JOBS, because missing items.
Load More Replies... Mya Anjalou said it best," When people show you who they are, believe them."
