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'On The Tools' is one of those Twitter accounts you don't know you need in your life until you see it. With a bio that promises "trade banter between on-site and off-site workers," it delivers exactly that. And then some.

From funny and weird pictures of workers' everyday lives to OSHA violations and relatable memes about the struggles of the trade, 'On The Tools' has it all.

Whether you're a plumber, electrician, carpenter, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this account is sure to brighten up your day.

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KJ
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This one always makes me smile, I can imagine the wee guy was delighted.

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    Yettichild
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    3 years ago

    Fair enough.

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    Having a platform to express yourself and relate to other people in the industry can be more important than we think. Especially among these workers.

    Concerns over mental health are growing in the construction industry because it ranks second highest in suicide rates among major business sectors.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    3 years ago

    Took me a minute, I looked at everything except the doors and thought "wtf am I missing?" And then I saw it!

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    3 years ago

    We don't need to ask what's for dinner.

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    North
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    3 years ago

    He's a keeper

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    Multiple factors likely contribute to higher suicide rates and mental health concerns in the construction industry, including the following:

    • Male-dominated industry, with men experiencing the highest suicide rates;
    • Toughness and strength are valued, mental health conditions, or seeking help, may be seen as a personal weakness;
    • Stigma and fear of consequences associated with mental health issues and help-seeking;
    • Shame and fear of judgment;
    • Chronic pain;
    • Seasonal and cyclical work contributing to family and financial strain;
    • High-stress and deadline-driven work;
    • Limited job control;
    • Long work hours including the potential for a large volume of overtime leading to fatigue
    • Separation from family when working away from home.
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    viimatar
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    3 years ago

    Moms, too. I know I've done this in regards to parks and roadside plantings. Used to work in park dept. for summers.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    3 years ago

    Genius answer!

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    3 years ago

    *pats on head gently* Good job sweetie

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    3 years ago

    Quick eight-pack!

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    In fact, according to research done by the Construction Industry Rehabilitation Plan (CIRP), 83 percent of construction industry workers have experienced some form of moderate to severe mental health issues.

    Mental illness is now the leading cause of disability in the workplace, said CIRP executive director Vicky Waldron.

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    Eva Kašu
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Transit it is

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago

    Manual air-conditioning, none of this automatic c**p!

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    Colin
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    3 years ago

    Additive manufacturing at its finest

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    3 years ago

    This should be multiple choice. A.) Yes B.)No or C.) My neighbor's niece's best friend who I've never met has it and I spoke with my neighbor 4 days ago.

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    Waldron said the workplace itself has a significant impact on mental health, and that creating psychologically safer workplaces can help to improve the mental health of workers.

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    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago

    Must be the newbie.

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    Al Jameson
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    3 years ago

    Stripper pole.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Nikki White
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    3 years ago

    Where are the 4 clowns holding out a sheet below?

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    Al Jameson
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    3 years ago

    Just slap some caulk on it, it'll be fine.

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    However, physical safety can't be ignored either. Many of the risks can lead to serious injuries and even fatalities. For instance, in 2020, the number of nonfatal falls, slips, and trips was higher for construction workers than for all workers in other industries, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS). 

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    Arahnea
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    3 years ago

    I very much prefer the smiling door tbh 😁

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    Mashmelo
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    3 years ago

    Well clearly the drain is working, there’s no water around it

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    Carbonel
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    3 years ago

    The only thing wrong with this is the order. “Tea, ..milk, no sugar”. There, fixed it.

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    Yettichild
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    3 years ago

    😱

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    In 2021, OSHA’s most frequently cited job site violation was falling. The agency issued more than 5,400 violations for falls during that year, which totaled a combined $28.8 million in penalties. Construction is an inherently risky job. Most workers understand the potential dangers they can face. However, it’s easy to overlook basic safety protocols.

    The bottom line is that these folks have it hard. So if anyone deserves a good laugh during a break at work, it's them.

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    North
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Trust issues anyone?

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Be very careful when how you ask when you need the electricity cut

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I love these, I would buy them!

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    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How is he smiling. God, just looking at it is so painful

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    Snap panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How many men does it take to carry a pole.......

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    kath morgan
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    3 years ago

    Looks like the tile layers fault, for leaving it there.

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    The Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    After taco bell...

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oops 😬

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    Kati Laine
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    There's a real beast of an engine.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You said you wanted the couch moved, you didn't say anything about not putting holes in it.

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    Adam Belaire
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    3 years ago

    Don't think it's a fail. That's pretty cool TBH.

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    badger mount

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    Somebodys grandmother
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Which one?

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    sdizzle85
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They're referring to the direction of the door handle. It should point inward, away from the jamb. In this case, no foul because it opens inward, thus not creating an obstruction.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    3 years ago

    Just make the structure creating the shadow taller, then drinking time will come sooner! /j

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    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If it was an old Nokia it would still work.

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    Jill
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    3 years ago

    "We'll make it work. No problem"

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I have good news, and I have bad news... the good news is, we washed your floor for you, the bad news however..."

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What patch up job?

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ouch :I

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He is obviously over charging you.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    New wireless charger. :D

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, the good thing about this photo is that there is no plumber's crack!

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeh, No!!!

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I TOLD YOU we didn't have to call and bother the foreman!!!

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    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago

    There is the Devil in the Details.

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    trollingergirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    German TÜV and Dekra would love this. Technical inspection associations are registered associations that carry out safety inspections as technical inspection organizations. (source: wikipedia)

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago

    or when you run out of money and do with what you have

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That is one sturdy little van.

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Thus would look perfect together with that other thread's Kardashian poses.

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    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At least they can use the toaster while in the bath.

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago

    Was the electrician plastered himself?

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is this a Sukkah? Or what?

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Over measured by 2 yards or 2 meters or whatever! Measure twice, install once!!

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    North
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At this office they believe in complete transparency.

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hope you don't have to pass the Po-Po!!!

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    David Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Draft excluder?

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Better there than in the back of the track.

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    Bent Screw (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    FFS!

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago

    Somebody mixes up width and height on the order. You removed the old door before you realise. It will be 2 weeks before a replacement can be made. What do you do?

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    Colin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When you buy a fire escape on Wish

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    Snap panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bit gorilla glue it will be fine.

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    North
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    O.C.D. in 3...2...1

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Jesus Christ. A strong wind will knock that down.

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    An organic alternative to artificial paving. I wonder which one wins in regards to the environmental footprint? This seems to be a foot-sized one.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago

    I don't know whether to be impressed or terrified? 🧐

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    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Et tu, ziptie?

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How can you spell "work" right but "fork" wrong!?

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    YTK
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If it works, it works

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'll paint it to match later...you'll never notice the difference!!!

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe should have bolted the tv bracket into a wall stud instead of the drywall. DUH!

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's somebody showing of the notes...

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    Judy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do you think they messed up the other side too?!

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Please...make it stop! As a mason, this hurts.

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    Anime dude101
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    3 years ago

    download-1...68e2c.jpeg download-19-644ae20868e2c.jpeg

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    Elita One
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    3 years ago

    When you try to put down walls/fences in a game but there's no terraforming.

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The homeowner who failed to water their sod job and let it all dry up.

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    Rod
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    3 years ago

    Another exemple of the MX-5 superiority....

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    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago

    JFC...

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Sure, honey, I'll step out and grab the paper—AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

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    Kobe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Probably needs keys or something to move it....better be pis***d about the ones whose job it actually was. Why blame the painters all the time ? The painter may not even know how to move the **** thing.

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    looks like banana bread

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    viimatar
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    W. T. F.

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    Judy
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    3 years ago

    Is THAT a permanent install? Yikes!!!

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    John Legere
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    3 years ago

    ?????????????????

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    Peppy
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    3 years ago

    It’s done so no one steps on the plug

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ? Guess I don't get this one.

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