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When you're going through life solo, it can seem like everyone is in love with someone, and that you have to constantly justify (to others and yourself) why you're not.

But having some time all for yourself can be a good opportunity to put things into perspective. And this is exactly what the members of the Facebook group 'This Is Why I'm Single' are doing.

There are 424,100 of them and whenever they come up with a funny or interesting insight about modern dating, they share it with each other through memes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a burn works, but I'm more satisfied than not with his performance. And if l weren't l'd say it straight away. This whole "only l can satisfy myself" is not true for every woman.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then EVERYONE is doing it wrong! "what is your experience with sex?" "apples and a duck. Not helpful? Of course not BECAUSE I'M NOT COMMUNICATING ANYTHING TO THE OTHER PERSON!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The opposite happened for me. tbf I did eat her out beforehand and apparently she was running late for class so she left without letting me finish.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're a woman and this statement is true for you, you've only yourself to blame. Men should not have the burden of being 100% responsible for your pleasure. If you're not sexually satisfied it is up to you to take ownership of your pleasure and teach your partner what you like and how you want to be touched. Men want to know how to please you but if you don't tell them how to do that, how are they supposed to know? If you're not satisfied with your sex life it's because you're not comfortable enough with your body or sexuality, which is YOUR issue, not his.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Listen up girl - PLEASE explain to me how many sexual encounters YOU'VE had with a man that didn't result in him experiencing an orgasm....? The number is zero. Regardless of us (our personalities, looks, experience, etc.) men are physiologically designed to cum. I have had a mixture of partners in terms of receptiveness to tips/hints on how to please. Only ONE has ever actually demonstrated a legitimate interest in initially pleasing ME. Men are NOT solely responsible but if you're actually saying you've never experienced a few men clearly disinterested in your pleasure - you are very likely an exception.

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And here comes the ladies, thinking they are doing us a favor. Um nah! Next time y'all put in work.

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and for men is like this" NO, you can't have this candy!" But you may get one for your birthday or as a x-mas gift ;)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's not his Candy. But he can make himself a a cake...and while I am writing this I think you can put something in this 😆🫣sentence, what was not my intention 🤔

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Men are just sentient sticks with Đ¡čƙ$. That also $ĥ*ţ & ₽¡$$.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure not all men are like sentient sticks with d***s… but I appreciate the fury, I guess? 🥲 edit: goddamn it I’m female just for the info

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s even better if you live on a lake or ocean front, but that’s probably a little too unrealistic

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s the second date, the first one is obviously to find out if they’re a snitch and how well they perform under pressure.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh PLEASE everyone. Deodorant saves lives. Please apply responsibly. Ever been in a middle/high school? Very important!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They had the majority of the flags very well hidden under an elaborate construction of lies

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me all the time, but instead I say "Don't care, you won't be good for much longer!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for real tho, hearing that instantly ticks me off

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then they ignore you when you ask “good or bad” and you sit in your bubble of panic

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all seriousness, if your having a bad day please take a minute to realx and cool down. Its not anyone elses fault your having a bad day

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