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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate me if you want. I am too lazy to be bothered!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Believe in" is not the same as "worship"!

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    #5

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I successfully woke up this morning without safety hazards

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    #6

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the Edit. I would have been really confused!

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    #7

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"

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    #9

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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    #13

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    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does kind of look like he’s about to give birth to another terrible franchise.

    M Calad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people assume that weight lifters or super models look super fit all the time. Most of them don't. In the long term it's actually very difficult to maintain extremely low levels of body fat. Normally, they look more "normal" fit or even some put on some weight, but get back to super-fit shape for photo sessions, movies or fashion shows.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I question the wisdom of going to sea this close to term, but other than that...

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly like Vin Diesel a hell of a lot more than before.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait is that actually vin? thought was just some random bald dude

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i like the one on the left where's he's holding his tummy, i do that too! i'm just like Vin Diesel!

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us are yachtless without shirts too. Don’t judge.

    Domo KO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man is 50 years old and has been fit his whole damn life. Let him live.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I think he kind of likes his belly. He's petting it in the picture.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought that was Rocket Racoon tweeting in defense of his friend.

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is holding his stomach like he is pregnant and looking at the ultrasound

    AnonymousApple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, with all the insane workout regimens and strict dieting he has to do for movie roles, let the man take a break and be human now and then.

    drew p
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Training for Fast & The Furious 36 doesn't start for a few months.

    Jeffery B Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell needs a yacht to be happy?

    Paul Aguilera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do find it a little comforting that I sometimes pat my barrel gut just like a celebrity. We're all human!ish

    StarlightPanda!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a human too. No one is perfect. 🤦‍♀️

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it’s a girl or a boy💀 Edit: I can imagine his text “I felt the baby kicking *touch belly* definitely moving. 👶

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, He looks like the guy down the street at his pool!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, pretty sure that's not actually Vin Diesel. (And FYI - he has a twin brother).

    Neil Dymond
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never would have thought that Vin diesel has turned in to me...

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How DARE you assume I'm wearing a shirt.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, I'm not wearing a shirt... it's a dress.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he does some push ups before filming Riddick.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Van Diesel.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, almost impossible. I feel for you!

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    #30

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, this is using food AND a map!

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you chose how to phrase the question.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd have problems with his grammar too

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for providing evidence. Catch you later.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously with a note that says "I wanna nail you."

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "A president" not "YOUR president".

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    #42

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the other planets aren't even trying

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    #43

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. 2024 ... It does not say zeros, or fours!

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    diana king
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't the cops insulting themselves with that response?

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