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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think people assume that weight lifters or super models look super fit all the time. Most of them don't. In the long term it's actually very difficult to maintain extremely low levels of body fat. Normally, they look more "normal" fit or even some put on some weight, but get back to super-fit shape for photo sessions, movies or fashion shows.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, I question the wisdom of going to sea this close to term, but other than that...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suddenly like Vin Diesel a hell of a lot more than before.

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Edward Monks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait is that actually vin? thought was just some random bald dude

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol i like the one on the left where's he's holding his tummy, i do that too! i'm just like Vin Diesel!

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Astrius
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of us are yachtless without shirts too. Don’t judge.

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Bad Alchemy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno, I think he kind of likes his belly. He's petting it in the picture.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought that was Rocket Racoon tweeting in defense of his friend.

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Chris Landrum
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is holding his stomach like he is pregnant and looking at the ultrasound

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AnonymousApple
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, with all the insane workout regimens and strict dieting he has to do for movie roles, let the man take a break and be human now and then.

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drew p
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Training for Fast & The Furious 36 doesn't start for a few months.

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Paul Aguilera
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do find it a little comforting that I sometimes pat my barrel gut just like a celebrity. We're all human!ish

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder if it’s a girl or a boy💀 Edit: I can imagine his text “I felt the baby kicking *touch belly* definitely moving. 👶

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, pretty sure that's not actually Vin Diesel. (And FYI - he has a twin brother).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never would have thought that Vin diesel has turned in to me...

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is not a fake - showing the face to the photo...smart move. Did you left your fingerprints and DNA behind, so they could have police-bingo complete?

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