“I’m Somebody’s Grandma Now”: 32 Situations That Left School Teachers Stumped Right In The Classroom

That's a Surf's Up quote for all the kids who missed it

Not so much foul as fowl ...

This kind of snark is learned from parents. No young child could come up with it on their own, or the child is now old enough to know exactly what they are saying. Not funny, not acceptable.

Yes. AND My Therapist WANTS TO MEET YOU?

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"If you can't wipe your own a*s and still say dookie, maybe you're at the wrong school?"

I try not to brag about it so I don't hurt the other teacher's feelings

"Brilliant. Which you spelled incorrectly on the test, so with the smartass tax, you failed."

That's a kill shot....

I can't tell if that's a compliment or a subtle dig

I just saw the picture and thought she is playing Lucille in an upcoming biopic. Am I woke now?

Well, back in the 1960s the school taught us all about d***s so we knew exactly what to look for and what it would do. It didn't stop anyone from using d***s, only made them experts. Today they are teaching tobacco.

"Something your parents sadly forgot."

I suspect that you are the only ugly one in the family.

Teaching on Ash Wednesday after getting your ashes at morning mass is even more fun. "You have dirt on your face!"

Aww

I'd have been impressed that they took an interest, tbh.

On that note I remember the time I was talking to someone VERY new to dnd and I stupidly said "I don't really do mixing between different races" what I MEANT was "I generally don't allow homebrew races that are like elf with dragon because it leads to some unbalanced characters." the person unfortunately had never heard the word race used that way.

Coffee now makes someone a grandma apparently

Better than smelling like the grandma who's been dead eight years.

How badly is a child raised that they feel entitled to deliver this kind of nastiness? On the other hand, some people are simply born rotten and eventually learn to develop a kind of veneer when they realize their behaviour gets them nowhere. Under it all, still the same trash, regardless of their age.

Wait till you hear what they're saying about you

"you dont wanna know what all the teachers say about you in the staff room either"

"I had to decipher your nonsense, fair's fair."

"The F on your final draft won't take you long to read."

Didn't do so well on the rough draft, but was told I could make up some points if I went to the "writing center" at the college and have them give suggestions. I did, and rewrote the paper with the suggestions (after getting some of those point back.) submitted the final draft....... ..........and got an even worse grade than the rough draft was..... but that was okay, was doing ok otherwise, so bombing this grade was okay.

Man is literally Words With Friends Tile (you’re awesome if you understand that reference)

Board game design class?

Do they mean "sad trombone"?

You're a good sport teaching a very cool class!

Lol

Nope, can't keep a straight face here

Ouch!