39 Times People Clearly Didn&#8217;t Do The Math And Others Had To Share It On This Page

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Berry is cute!

2points

ML 5 years ago

I love the reply

9points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I've let it sink in, and all I can see is that you are bad at math.

6points

Jaekry 5 years ago

And these people are allowed to vote. Let THAT sink in.

5points

deanna woods 5 years ago

I have and I don't like it.

1point

Jon S. 5 years ago

mixed up the millennium and millennial

5points

Hans 5 years ago

"They grow up so fast", they said. somethign different they meant, I guess.

5points

Pink 5 years ago

lol the comment made me laugh so much harder than it should have ;w;

3points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

"you have been doing meth instead of math" LMAO

2points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

OP obviously teleported to 2025 where Covid was over when he posted this.

2points

K. 5 years ago

I will never make such a perfect comeback.

2points

#2

Small Brain Moment

Final score:

392points

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I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

oooooh snap!! XDXDXD

75points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

burn

4points

Pink 5 years ago

MONTY PYTHON MEMES?!!!! *w* Must. Have. MOOOOOOOOOOORE.

6points

smol doggo 5 years ago

What an idiot.

6points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago (edited)

Burrn

5points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I object. This is not a "Small Brain Moment". It cannot be. It has got to be a "Very Large Brain Moment"! So pytical!

4points

2763MilesAway 5 years ago

plus, your IQ can't go higher than 200

2points

K. 5 years ago

It would also be higher, not bigger.

2points

Debrina Blackmoon 5 years ago

WHOOPS!

1point

Id row 5 years ago

Actual smart people don't brag about their IQ.

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

Or 500^0 which is also insulting

1point

#3

A Penny A Day For A Year Will Get You Nowhere

$A Penny A Day For A Year Will Get You Nowhere$

Final score:

381points

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Skyler Harris 5 years ago

I know how the guy/girl thought it was 9,125 dollars with the quarter. Because he probably did 25x365 and not 0.25x365

189points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Yep. The decimal point. It gets people every time.

23points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago (edited)

Yeah, cause 25 times 365 is 9125.

4points

Erek Elliott 5 years ago

she probably did that

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

That might be true

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Duh?

-1point

Imperfekt 5 years ago

Yah think?

-1point

Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago

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Hans 5 years ago

Interest rate magic probably...

7points

Colin L 5 years ago

Yep. Without the decimal point moved.

1point

I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

lol, how could anyone mess that up?

4points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

They missed the decimal point, so this one's actually fathomable.

0points

.V. 5 years ago

It's equivalent to 1 quarter a day for 100 years... $9125*4 quarters = 36,500 days / 365 = 100 years

2points

Colin L 5 years ago

No leap years though... solar years are all 365.24 days, which is why calendars build in extra days every 4 years for leap years.

2points

Amazon QT 5 years ago

That comeback is PRICELESS!!!!

1point

Petra, princess of Brigid 5 years ago

In that pic there are some dimes in the jar

1point

Margaret Martin 4 years ago

Even if he meant HOURLY... He STILL would've been off!

0points

Faith Nicole 5 years ago

🤦‍♀️

0points

Susie Swearingen-Kamachi 5 years ago

lol yep try adding .25 x 365 = $91.25.

0points

Barbara Vandewalle 5 years ago

common core math is so useful

0points

The subreddit has over 24.3k members and has been active for 6 and a half years at the time of writing. And the community is all about making your inner numbers’ wiz groan and cringe. There’s nothing like feeling like a genius at math when you compare yourself to the worst of the worst, is there?

But suppose that being better than the worst isn’t enough for you. You like a challenge. You enjoy improving yourself. Pushing past your limits. You’re a Panda, after all! Luckily, there are countless (pun not intended) free and paid resources online to help you sharpen your skills with numbers. From big names like Khan Academy to small scale websites and projects that you’ll find hiding in the cracks of the internet, right in-between posts about cats.

#4

Not Sure That’s How That Works

Final score:

353points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

How for God's sake he came to that?

104points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

I thought "Maybe he meant millennials (=come-of-age around 2000), and accidentally wrote "Born in 2000" because of unsure spelling; but even that doesn't work, whether "of age" is 18 or 21 wherever you are. So no, I have nothing.

10points

Colin L 5 years ago

Millennials... aren't all born in 2000.

3points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

“Some millennials are 36” is a fact. Extrapolate with ignorance.

3points

A Jones 5 years ago

I'm assuming they may haven't slept in a few days.

3points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

He came to that conclusion because it’s a joke.

2points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

No idea how, but possibly imaginary numbers?

2points

Origami Chik3n 5 years ago

Maybe he's related to Joe Tribbiani? Remember when he tried to convince Phoebe's brother not to marry older woman? "You're 18, she's 44. When you're 36 she's gonna be 88!"

1point

Derek Mathias 5 years ago

Simple. It’s a message sent from the future.

1point

Quazmodic 5 years ago

Elementary, dear Watson. He's an idiot.

1point

Jonathan Litton 5 years ago

Maybe he meant graduated in 2000 were 36?

1point

Amanda Fondaumiere 5 years ago

Hyperbole

0points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Well for a lot of people 2020 felt like decade... for some almost two ...

15points

Hans 5 years ago

Brian obviously found a time machine.

8points

Blade the gallade 5 years ago

In my opinion it felt like it went by fast

1point

Jon S. 5 years ago

Another person thinking 'millennial' means you were born in the year 2000

7points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

That has to be it.

4points

Izuna Kazuki 5 years ago

Alright..its good reason to stopp drunk

7points

Viviane 5 years ago

It doesn't even work out in dog years. :(

3points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Best comeback ever.

3points

Tara Brooks 5 years ago

People born in 2020 are now 103

2points

Amazon QT 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

Daria B 5 years ago

So... my husband was born in 1999? Thought I was the younger one.... O_o

2points

Random Panda 5 years ago

I really want to know how he arrived at that number, because it's not even a round one, i.e. 30.

2points

#5

🤦‍♂️

Final score:

304points

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Hans 5 years ago

Welll...yes. Good luck.

103points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Oh God. On behalf of Americans everywhere... who DO know metric... THIS IS NOT ALL OF US!

14points

Petra, princess of Brigid 5 years ago

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troufaki13 5 years ago

He contradicted himself and didn't even realize...

14points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Why are you laughing? He's right, 1 is less then 1.6! Lol

11points

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Bardhi's Dad - you can borrow this for Fin Diffenderfer! Sarcasm-5f...4b8ea9.jpg

1point

Brittney Sparks 4 years ago

But a km isn't 1.6 miles it's only .6 miles 🤦🏼‍♀️

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

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Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago

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bobdapotatooo 5 years ago

Why can't America just use the metric system, everything would be so much easier.

6points

Bellatrix Lestrange 5 years ago

We use both.

2points

Kori K. Warriner 5 years ago

Blame our education system, not us as individuals. We just were never taught.

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Simple answer, tradition is a yoke.

0points

Kevin Donegan 5 years ago

I love driving in countries where the road signs are in kilometres ... the trip goes by much faster!

5points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Judging by the avatar of Ufal Salman this statement might have been a joke.

5points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Of course it was - and a pretty good one

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

Natural selection at work...

5points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Someone slept all the way through 5th to 12th grade math.

4points

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

Nature (well, probably intellect) has a way of culling the stupid from the herd. Unfortunately, they usually breed before going extinct. Darn!

3points

#6

Tipping Ain’t A City In China

Final score:

291points

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Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Karen...

129points

Karen Fernley 5 years ago

Wasnt me 😅

29points

K. 5 years ago

We don’t need anymore of that.

13points

Beans 5 years ago

People bad at math aren't 'Karens' they're just stupid.

4points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

lol

0points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Karens and kyles

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

No. It's the same thing as someone on a gameshow. When someone is put on the spot the brain is under stress. It doesn't compute well. It narrows down to only the most immediate information. Context is lost. Greater awareness goes. She just felt uncomfortable about spending that money, and her stressed brain made a miscalculation, which led to a situation that I have no doubt she has felt embarrassed about, even without your valuable input.

-1point

Abbella DiNoto 5 years ago

Nope she is just ignorant af

2points

Zoe Murphy 5 years ago

SHE FRICKEN TIPPED YOU FOR BEING A JERK KAREN!!!

13points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Karens and kyles are always doing that.

1point

WiggleCat 5 years ago

..I already suck at math but seeing this suddenly makes me feel like Einstein. :'D

8points

Id row 5 years ago

Belligerent stupidity is the worst kind.

7points

Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago

This happened so often when I was a server. I lost out on numerous tips because self-righteous, mathetmatically-challenged people got furious when I actually paid for a small portion of their meal out of my own pocket to make it easier. Most of the time, they'd throw a fit and leave. Sometimes they'd confront me, or ask for my manager, but usually explaining to these MENSA candidates didn't work and they'd stomp out. So, I started walking around for 8+ hours a night with an extra pound of effing change in my pockets to make the knuckleheads happy.

6points

Katinka Min 5 years ago (edited)

Yeah, so much money in the pocket of those bloodsucking restaurants with their overpaid staff.... Entitled, miserly, dumb AND vain enough to go public. She really is the whole deal.

4points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

*facepalms*

3points

Pasion Jones 5 years ago

OHHHHH I WOULD HAVE DONE THE MATH IN HER FACE! #PETTY

2points

Amazon QT 5 years ago

Sometimes you need to put “Karens” in their place with logic!!!

2points

cade 5 years ago

"Temecula" explains it. It's like the armpit of the California desert 🏜

2points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Uh, I think you thought of it backwards.

1point

While some peeps have an easier time learning math, I sincerely believe that everyone can reach the genius tier if they put in enough time, effort, and focus. I for one was really awesome at math when I started school (multiplying stuff was my bread and butter). However, I started struggling when they started throwing in letters and weird concepts into my calculations. I’m sure that more than one of you has been there, dear Readers.

But one thing that I learned was how much carving out an hour or two for practicing basic math problems helped me out. That and knowing some amazing math wizards who explain to you the illogical logic behind numbers. TL;DR—practice makes perfect and soon enough you’ll be a Muppet like Count von Count.

#7

Centaur Proportions.

Final score:

284points

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Berry Budgie 5 years ago

HAHAHAHHA MY FAVOURITE

67points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

this should be higher

3points

Kim Aroeman 5 years ago

When a baby is born it takes months before they can lift their head and keep it up. When a foal is born, it can stand and walk within a few hours. Now think about that combination for the first months of a baby centaur's life :-)

22points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Lmao fück’s wrong with you lol

1point

Kar D 5 years ago

Shouldn't it be 2/5 Human and 3/5 horse?

3points

Harley Eagleton 5 years ago

It's actually 1/3 human, 2/3 horse. Or, by that chart, 2/5 to 3/5.

2points

Pink 5 years ago

*UPVOTES INTO OBLIVION*

2points

Lilac Beauty 5 years ago

It’s a satyr

2points

Colin L 5 years ago

Except satyrs are half goat.

2points

giraffescupcakesandlove 5 years ago

THIS SHOULD BE AT THE TOP!

2points

Hans 5 years ago

QUite brutal!

2points

Izuna Kazuki 5 years ago

If centaur get pregnant, which stomach they will use?

2points

Scyth 5 years ago

Stomach?

11points

martin734 Premium 5 years ago

Izuna, have you never done sex-ed, or even basic biology? Babies develop in the uterus, not the stomach.

4points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

You... might need to have a talk with whoever told you how babies are born...

3points

Amazon QT 5 years ago

😳 WTF!

0points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

It would only have 1 uterus or womb(either word is correct)as it devides at the waist. However, I don't think I have ever seen a female center, anyone? Oh, and the rest of you replying with insults to Izuna should be ashamed

-1point

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

Let's call it 70/30.

1point

#8

So Close

Final score:

275points

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I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

0_0 ok then....

90points

Colin L 5 years ago

This person is so dense they've created their own gravity well... they're causing some pretty massive time dialation.

19points

Vic 5 years ago

Only if they age really really slow.. :-p

6points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I made this mistake once, and then my mom corrected me... I can now laugh at others' failure. XD

3points

Indra Servo 5 years ago

maybe they invented immortality in 2100

3points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

o_o

2points

Hans 5 years ago

This math is wild!

15points

MagicalUnicorn 5 years ago

time travel will be invented? niiice

11points

Daria B 5 years ago

Plot twist. They changed the calendars. ♡

4points

WiggleCat 5 years ago

77ZiI59-5f...77d9c5.jpg

7points

Full of Giggles 5 years ago

Not even close.

7points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

The math is not strong with this one....

6points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Because time travel.

5points

DKS 001 5 years ago

science and the magic of longevity?

3points

ML 5 years ago

What is it with the 2000 and 2020? Are these the years people forgot how to do math?

3points

Shelp 5 years ago

Who knows, actually?! (/s)

3points

#9

Ah Yes, Calculation

Final score:

269points

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Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Well, if he sleeps just three hours less, then it means he can drive for 27 hours per day...

110points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Or he could put away an hour or two every week in the TimeBank and then withdraw them as needed. I hear the interest isn't very good though.

11points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Yeah, and imagine if he *really*, *really* doesn't sleep...might get there before dinner. :-)

1point

Kathy G 5 years ago

Haha

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I feel like this is the entirety of Trumpers' response to science in general.

29points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

When you can easily check something for yourself but just call it fake math anyway...

12points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

"I'm not sure if I agree" = I will never admit I am wrong even if you prove it.

12points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Maybe that's a secret tRump account!

4points

Id row 5 years ago

Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

4points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

He’s not sure if he agrees with math 😂

4points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

When they nationalize that 27 hour day, I will use the time to sleep in

3points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

*facepalm*

3points

Tim Hughes 5 years ago

this is why Trump's base is so large...

2points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Oh, it's one of those people who'd compulsively ask for your sources, even for completely obvious things...

2points

soni w 5 years ago

HOW MANY PEOPLE DONT HAVE A SIMPLE EDUCATION IN THE USA? THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THAT COUNTRY

1point

jon waisman 5 years ago

2000 miles east to west could pass thru 3 time zones. making 2000 miles in a day possible

1point

Joseph Rychetsky 5 years ago

There are other countries that do astronomically stupider stuff. Pls don’t just target America

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Pls chill. I know peoplek int the EU who thinik Covid is a hoax and can't do math and all that... It's just people, not America.

-1point

#10

Ignore The Comment

Final score:

261points

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Bellaaaa 5 years ago

😂🤣😂the comment

113points

Pink 5 years ago

she's 67...

34points

sylvantic 5 years ago

glad that i'm not the only one who did the math :)

8points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

i love how confident this guy was. " 35. Let's have a hard one next time please." like oof they thought they were so smart lol

24points

Natalia 5 years ago

How do they manage keeping their selves alive ??

14points

Indra Servo 5 years ago

they didn't. They're drowned, remember?

4points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

The math of it all!

10points

Bored Little Panda 5 years ago

Its funny and sad...

4points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago

Hehe i think im a bit stupid i just figured out that it’s 67

4points

Id row 5 years ago

It went from cringe to dark real quick, lol.

4points

Brianna Jones 5 years ago

Thats not how that works? That person is so confident that they got it spot on

4points

Gay Harrell 5 years ago

What am I missing? Isn't she 67?

3points

#11

What A Genius

Final score:

256points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

I'm sure he is not trolling, so it means that the second solution is correct

87points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

What boggles my mind is people get so excited when they scam someone (or In this case when they think they pulled off a successful scam) that they have to let everyone know about their exploit. I was taught not to scam or commit any kind of fraud. I guess we don't do that anymore.

24points

Noel Benavente 5 years ago

@Mewton’s Third Paw if you don't want to lose to these places don't go at all.

0points

Noel Benavente 5 years ago

These people sometimes get arrested for that, they commit an offense and inmediatly post it on social media.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

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Artoonist Corine 5 years ago

The scary thing is - these people drive cars!

17points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Even scarier - they vote!

22points

King Joffrey 5 years ago

A true criminal mastermind.

7points

Findlay LAM la personne normale 5 years ago

Gru irl

1point

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Easier thing to do is check your bank acct

3points

Zulma Ruiz 5 years ago

I can see a proud thief here, though she steals from herself

2points

Zoe Murphy 5 years ago

YAYYYY good job unsuccessfully stealing from a GROCERY STORE then posting it on the internet.....

2points

Hans 5 years ago

har har

2points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

You put your left hand in, you take your right hand out, you do the hokey-math and your cookie jar is out! :-) (My mom, on math.)

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

Lol

0points

#12

At Least They Tried

Final score:

243points

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Berry Budgie 5 years ago

Hehe🤣🤣😂

56points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

lol 🤣

2points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

but....I thought the answer was 9. o-o ya know because 9 is half of 18, or am I just not as smart as those people

4points

//Cassizu// 5 years ago

It is 9

1point

Full of Giggles 5 years ago

This one is actually a bit witty in a humorous way.

3points

Ashley Conover 5 years ago

Apes together strong.. Good movie.

2points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Math teachers everywhere are either cringing, or laughing their a**es off at how they got paid to subvert society into even more mass idiocy.

2points

OpalTheRainwing <3 5 years ago

I’m just cringing and im not even a teacher!!

1point

Artoonist Corine 5 years ago

This hurts my brain.

2points

Findlay LAM la personne normale 5 years ago

The last comment lmao

1point

Jim Power 5 years ago

The last line had me literally laughing out loud like a lunatic.

1point

Octavia Hansen 5 years ago

For one: this person should NOT do math using a pen.

1point

I'manoob! 5 years ago

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO MATH!!! XD.........unless👀

1point

#13

Seems Right To Me..

Final score:

241points

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Berry Budgie 5 years ago

HAHAHAH

4points

Dillon Campbell 5 years ago

We need to help Africa stop this!!! lol

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

In school 5 minutes feels like one hour

1point

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

I'm probably being dumb, but the top one just seems like them saying time passes faster when they're around. If you doing an activity or with someone you like, time will appear to speed up. If I'm just being an idiot someone please tell me

1point

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

That's probably what they meant and it would be the case if they said that every 60 seconds feels like an hour without you. It's probably a mistake and they meant seconds rather than minutes but it could also just be sarcasm and the time doesn't pass by any faster, just normally. Who knows!

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

HOW DOES HIS GF NOT NOTICE

0points

Mark Kelly 4 years ago

! minute in Africa probably feels like an eternity.

0points

Gloria J Williams 5 years ago

No, really?

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

OMG, someone let me off at the next habitable planet please....

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Really? Because I'm thinking every 60 seconds EVERY F*****G WHERE ON THE PLANET, a minute passes.

0points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

C'est l'afrique.

0points

#14

Yep

$Yep$

Final score:

236points

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Bellaaaa 5 years ago

ah yes 1g = 15g

114points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Well one horse produces ≈15 hp

14points

tofushoes 5 years ago

Are we just bypassing the fact that they called it a metal?

8points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

@Ben Why do you have to be a jerk? They aren't hurting anyone. They aren't bothering you.

5points

Karen Lyon 5 years ago

And diamonds are metal now. Who knew? GAAAH.

2points

Among Us 5 years ago

@Ben Smith That's the point you dimwit

1point

Oliver Tozer 1 year ago

g=0. boom. eqaution solved.

0points

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

Ah yes that’s the answer I was looking for lmao

0points

error_404_user_not_found 5 years ago

simplify and you get 1=15 math :)

0points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

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Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Diamond is a metal, right...

30points

LuckyL 5 years ago

Thanks 😄😄😄

0points

Hans 5 years ago

Yes. And one kilogram of feathers weights more than one kilogram of rocks, as we all discussed when we were six years old. Besides: who would like a shiny bullet proof vest?

15points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

Also, diamond would isn't very tough. It's hard, but would shatter under the impact of the bullet, and the shards would impale the wearer. Game Theory did a video on it. To help, here's an analogy: Take a glass bottle, and a plastic bottle. The glass bottle is harder, yes? You can squeeze the plastic, but the glass remains firm. Now, throw both bottles at a wall. Which will break? The glass, since it's not as tough. The plastic is tougher than the glass, but not as hard.

11points

Kitty Twinkle 5 years ago

I watched that video! It explained how diamond could shatter if you hit it at a tree because it had a low toughness. Iron is optimum and preferable because of its high toughness and hardness, while gold was correctly depicted as a really bad material for tools or armour.

3points

Peter Kelly 5 years ago

Could this exchange be any more wrong? Diamond is not a metal, its hardness is not related to impact resistance (even if you could create a continuous sheet), and I have no idea what the anonymous person was thinking (a carat weighs about 0.2g and the density is about 5 times that of water).

11points

RGNix 5 years ago

r/woosh

1point

DogMom 5 years ago

Second guy failed math but first guy failed chemistry. Diamonds are carbon not metal.

7points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

yes because law enforcement agencies will be able to afford all those diamond bullet proof vests....

6points

Ani Archeron 5 years ago

metal?

6points

ML 5 years ago

I am more wondering about diamond being a metal

5points

El muerto 5 years ago

yes that diamond metal...mmm

5points

#15

Seems About Right

Final score:

220points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Math teachers can also be genius sometimes

50points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

The font is comic sans... The student shoulda known from the start that the quiz was gonna be poop XD

4points

Strahd Ivarius 5 years ago

Nothing compared to physic teachers: 2+2=5, for the great values of 2 and the small values of 5...

1point

Callista pierce 4 years ago

this says that whatever part of 'all the time' that isn't 'sometimes' they a morons

0points

Laugh or not 5 years ago

Reminds me of the sorting engine in Ankh-Morpork, built by Bloody Stupid Johnson using a rounded π. It didn't end well.

7points

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Ah, yes, Bloody Stupid Johnson... he has a relative in government.

8points

Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

Heresy!

6points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

The irrational, beautiful, transcendent 3.14(to who knows how many digits) is not amused.

4points

Gonzalo Terán 5 years ago

At last Pi is finally solved! No more decimals to calculate, let´s round it in 5.

3points

Lekha 5 years ago

That is done to make the calculation easier when the kid hasn't learnt multiplication of decimal numbers yet.

2points

Id row 5 years ago

I think that teacher thinks math symbols are just hieroglyphs that can represent anything.

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Just why?

2points

Alabez Chartinetzantatsuaginutou 2 years ago (edited)

If my Math teacher did that, I'd tell them that you cannot chage the definition of π, that π is constant, and put duct-tape on their face to punish them for attempting to chage a constant. 🤐🤐🤐🤐

1point

Yes, I’m a Bookworm 5 years ago

3.141592653589793238426 (I think I got that right)🤔

1point

#16

Makes Sense

Final score:

214points

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Hans 5 years ago

I need that anti-aging pill!

82points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

This seems like a pro-aging pill tho... "Get young girlfriend, die twice as fast".

5points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Yeah... I was thinking the same... maybe we should contact the girlfriend...

5points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

In this case it is the little blue pill.

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

You'll want to make sure you don't fall for any scams. The genuine product comes in cartridge form. Injected to the temple.

0points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

people always make mistakes with the half age

3points

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

Half does not equal double... 🤦🏽‍♀️

3points

Patrick Watkins 5 years ago

i mean in some cases it does but it doesn't work that way with aging.

1point

Sasy 5 years ago

This is why there are younger third wives, when the second wife half his age does not stay half his age he has to go younger again.

1point

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

When I was 4 my older sister was twice as old. With this math I should be in my late 20s, which does not explain my grey hair and all that little aches.

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

Lmao

0points

Richard Lavrík 5 years ago

Joey?

0points

Min Sun 5 years ago

LOL, she's 28 years younger, not always going to be half his age..hilarious! When he's 80, she will be a lovely 52

0points

Noel Benavente 5 years ago

it's because they live in different planets... duh!

0points

Constantine Nazárenko 5 years ago

well... at 80 he still could have a 40yo girlfriend, couldn't he?

0points

#17

Yay! We All Win

Final score:

206points

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bryguy 5 years ago

It's scary when they double down and try to explain how they are right lol

105points

Colin L 5 years ago

You have clearly not taught a math class... believe me, it burns....

3points

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

And they were the ones who were wrong pol

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

No it's not. Everyone says and does dumb things. What seems scary to me is that people will exaggerate the example in order to diminish any appearance of their own fallibility. Just playing through GTAV for my first time and there is something said on the radio that comes to mind - something about wearing the clothes and using the products in order to present yourself as an idealised version of you (but genuinely false). This is what most people do. Ditch those people. They are legion, and they holding the entire species back.

-1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

The red guys comment is perfect.

2points

Curry on... 5 years ago

Must be all those zeros fogging up his brain.

1point

Id row 5 years ago

Man, when they double down, it hurts my soul a little.

1point

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This is why this person probably didn't make it past elementary school.

1point

Marilyn Ransberry 5 years ago

OMG,! THREE x 300 million is 900 million OR 900 million divided by 300 million is three dollars!

0points

Kent Fishburn 5 years ago

Being stupid is one thing. Being proud of it is quite another.

0points

Cordi Schmidt 5 years ago

Even if they had the correct answer on a calculator, they would think the calculator is faulty. :D

0points

weatherwitch 5 years ago

"This why you didn't get into uni" 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Kateryna 5 years ago

300 million people LIVE there

0points

#18

Fox Is Making Up Numbers

Final score:

193points

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Vorknkx 5 years ago

Fox making stuff up? NO WAY!

155points

¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!! THATS INSANE.. FOX NEWS WOULD NEVER EVER MAKE STUFF UP!!! DANG I THINK THAT IS FAKE NEWS (pls note that this is sarcastic lol)

4points

Erek Elliott 5 years ago

YO i never realized that either dude, like when they said they didnt do something illegal

3points

Maverickw335 5 years ago

DFAF0F40-2...e0b3a.jpeg

2points

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

Fr

0points

Bored_Eliana 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Francis 5 years ago

the us-population isn't even 500mio :D

9points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Well, maybe Fox know something we don't. They have sources, you know

7points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Maybe they meant 500K?

3points

E Menendez 5 years ago

Legit, this is most likely the case.

2points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

Maybe they meant 500 million light bulbs without power. (Yeah, I know. Sad, isn’t it?)

2points

Id row 5 years ago

If you watch Fox news, you should expect this kind of idiocy.

2points

Zuko 5 years ago

More than population of U.S.

2points

Giorgio Prodoti 5 years ago

Maybe they were talking about North China

1point

FurryPotatoCat 5 years ago

there arent even 500 million people in the united states..

1point

SylvieSylvieSylvie 5 years ago

um...maybe-- maybe the north carolina population grew ~490 million in one year? i mean, if this is 2020...

1point

#19

How Many Trips Back To The Store?

Final score:

172points

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

I have to believe this is trolling or I will cry.

233points

DKS 001 5 years ago

have you seen the trump supporters? Start crying.

41points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Hahaha. You made me laugh loudly

8points

Indra Servo 5 years ago

just buy a 9 and then throw it away, dude. 54-9 = 45

6points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

I just scream while covering my mouth 👍

1point

Awangutann 5 years ago

i have bed news for u

1point

Callista pierce 4 years ago

This proves that *most i live in america* schools need better funds

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Right? Nobody could POSSIBLY be that stupid?

0points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

When did making a joke become trolling? I love this.

0points

Max L. 5 years ago

Hands a tissue

0points

sbj 5 years ago

So will I

0points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

I buy them! I live in 54 and I couldn't find that number until now

12points

Saint Thomas 5 years ago

Obious joke is obvious

6points

Id row 5 years ago

Like the person questioning why they make 0 candles because no one ever turns 0.

4points

Francis 5 years ago

they are on drugs! or trolling

3points

pei meow 5 years ago

This is just...🤦‍♀️

2points

Lynda Veilleux 5 years ago

Nobody can be that stupid!

1point

Sawdust 5 years ago

Great for anyone living at number 9, too!

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

If they are serious I might cry. I already got put in a class where in 8th grade kids can’t read like wtf

0points

M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago

o. m. g. I want to move away from here.

0points

#20

Ah Yes, The 500 People Population Of The U. S.

Final score:

171points

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Hans 5 years ago

Back to school. Please!

83points

Colin L 5 years ago

Oh please no. I can fix ignorant, I can't fix stupid.

7points

DogMom 5 years ago

I think the US education system needs that 500 mill more

13points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Yeah, I am also bad with counting millions of money. For me it´s just like freaky a lot ... you can´t count that ...

8points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

I'm not sure $1.52 would have bought my vote.

5points

Chris Miller 5 years ago

Our education system at it's finest.

5points

I'm a makeup addict 5 years ago

wow, that's really disappointing...

4points

Alexis LLoyd 5 years ago

ok I'm probably dumb for this, but I don't understand how it's wrong..?! Please explain

3points

Henny Hana 5 years ago

If i'm not mistaken,if 1 person gets 1M it means only 500 people get the money. 1Mx500=500M

9points

Natalia 5 years ago

Interesting....🤔😳

3points

Anarchy (they/them) 5 years ago

I probably sound really stupid but can someone please explain? I just don't understand, thank you to whoever helps

2points

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi 5 years ago

Dude, even if he gave every American an even share of his $500 mil, each person would get $1.53. That's $999998.47 less than $1,000,000 per person.

2points

#21

Once A Day For Whole Year

Final score:

160points

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

It's going to happen every... single... night.

121points

Awangutann 5 years ago

for only 365 days though...

8points

Mark Howell 5 years ago

and will feel as though it will happen 2020 times this year ;o)

4points

MrTir 4 years ago

They meant 20:20:20 20/20/2020 :))

0points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

for the... entire... year.

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

killing myself laughing, the math is lost on these people

0points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

And just think what we'll have in 101 years!

0points

Tina-Marie Tarrant 5 years ago

And some moron will post this again next year. Same as the dipshits who post "In (insert month) there will be 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays), they really need to take a split second (instead of a spliff) to either think this through or Google before reposting some s**t.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

nah, they died that night

0points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

for a whole year :)

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Yes, but never on 20/20. But then in hindsight everything's 20/20.

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

Would have been best on Feb 20. 02/20/2020 20:20:20... heyyyy isn't that around when COVID started to really blow up... I think I'm on to something here.

23points

I'manoob! 5 years ago

Everybody upvote this man to the sky!! People need to see this!!

0points

I'manoob! 5 years ago

Holy.........you my guy, may be a genius👀

0points

Ana Vaquer Perez 5 years ago

Holy s**t your right

0points

troufaki13 5 years ago

Blink and you'll miss it :P

6points

kjorn 5 years ago

wait until tomorrow

3points

Jayson Hammer 5 years ago

Maybe the sign was posted on February 0th!

3points

Stanley Yen 5 years ago

I think this comment was posted on December 31, in the future.

2points

Alex Fierro 5 years ago

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2points

King Joffrey 5 years ago

The only one-off like that happened in the middle ages on 11/11/1111 at 11:11:11

1point

Marky Mark 5 years ago

It will be on the 20th day of the 20th Month of the year

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

It would’ve happened every single night in 2020. A thing that won’t happen more than once in some peoples lives is 2-22-22 at 2:22 am and 22 seconds

0points

#22

This Was Not A Joke

Final score:

157points

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chrissy 5 years ago

yeah 190

88points

Spinaap 5 years ago

or 181, could also work if it was timed right :-)

4points

Indra Servo 5 years ago

maybe he's an elf

1point

Yes, I’m a Bookworm 5 years ago (edited)

Not necessarily. I’m eleven and I’ve lived in three decades. The 2000s, the 2010s, and now, the 2020s. Edit: I know they would still be really old though.

0points

Awangutann 5 years ago

i wonder about his back sometimes

0points

Inclusion 2020 5 years ago

Finally, I’ve found evidence that vampires exist.

16points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Nope, makes you sound really dumb.

5points

Zophra 5 years ago

Damn, that makes you sound really stupid.

3points

Suzanne Clark 5 years ago

Um no, just stupid.

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Maybe a tortoise tweeted this?

2points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

uh, you mean year, right?

1point

Levity Camilleri 5 years ago

Man I love that song. 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you look like a disguisting rotting corpse, and you smell like one too!!!'

1point

SushiPanda 5 years ago

You have won a record for being the oldest person alive on the planet. Oh wait.....

1point

serenagun 5 years ago

big brain

1point

#23

20

Final score:

156points

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Brigs 5 years ago

You won't be hired because your age exceeds your IQ

310points

Noel Bovae 5 years ago

Brilliant! 😆

12points

ThatOnePerson 5 years ago

oOF BURN

2points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Love it.

2points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

you, my fine sir, have made me laugh!

1point

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Princess Procrastination 5 years ago

Oh dammmmnnnn

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

HAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CHOKING ON MY TEARS 💀

0points

Aarohan Jai Anand 5 years ago

BOOM!

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

hahahaha

0points

Joseph Rychetsky 5 years ago

Omg I died of laughter mixed with pity cries for this bozo wanting a job

0points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

4nrika.jpg

0points

Katherine Heasley 5 years ago

Ooh, burn!

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Hahaha DAMN

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Haha

0points

Paizleypie 5 years ago

I can't tell you how many clubs I've walked away from bcuz I must be 21 to enter. Dang, I wish I was 21 again.

7points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

They won't be hired because of something else...

6points

Full of Giggles 5 years ago

I have so many questions.

3points

Hans 5 years ago

No, but you cognitive capacity might be below it.

2points

Id row 5 years ago

What limit? 'Minimum' does not mean 'limit'. I want to slap this person's parents.

1point

IFXO 5 years ago

Yeah, you won't be hired! Your brain cells are too less for your age.

0points

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub 5 years ago

Can we stop shaming people over their ignorance and start helping them?

0points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

Does Target hire babies?.....yes, only one......YOU

0points

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

reALly

0points

#24

For The 0.01th Time?

Final score:

153points

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Hans 5 years ago

And even the testing math is not true, as positive rates do not simply scale with the number of tests but are dependent on many factors.

80points

Colin L 5 years ago

He can't do math. The election keeps showing that he can't figure out which is bigger, 306 or 232.

43points

Random Person 5 years ago

No. The testing math makes sense. The 1/100th makes absolutely no sense but if we halved testing we would (approximately) half reported cases. There would still be the same number of actual cases but we would only find half as many.

6points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

“Hmm yes, he has more holes in him because I inserted a knife into his torso more times.” Whether you test more or not, the cases still exist. Not testing is just making yourself ignorant.

4points

Anna roberts 5 years ago

Not in Trump's world...

1point

Beta 4 years ago

Bro if we tested nobody in the first place we wouldn’t know about the virus and things would have carried on like normal

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

Bestest math!! They said, probably, likely, best math ever recorded on earth. Smartest person too! Big smarts. HUUUUGE smarts. Huge smarts, huge maths, big brains! Big hands too! BIGGEST hands. HUUUGE hands writing down smartest maths. *meanwhile his followers are there like WOAH!!! SEEEEE!!!*

16points

julia 5 years ago (edited)

YUGE smarts

9points

Anggi Santika 5 years ago

How did he become a business man if he doesn't do good math?

14points

Full of Giggles 5 years ago

He's not good at business either. His empire is going to come crashing down on January 21st.

28points

Gary 5 years ago

He has people for the complicated stuff, hired using his daddies trust fund.

13points

bryguy 5 years ago

By suing innocent people and scamming the government until he's rich

11points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

At first, he got his own considerable seed money (and contacts) from his dad, and then he inherited a fortune in real estate. You see, the rest of us are losers in his eyes, for not having chosen the right parents before conception.

9points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

He had a casino that failed. How did he manage that if he was a good business man? Answer: He is an idiot.

6points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

He didn't. HIs daddy was the smart business man (and crook). Little Donny just inherited, borrowed, went bankrupt several times and was bailed out by daddy multiple times.

3points

Watching 4 years ago

He's never been a successful businessman, he has filed for bankruptcy six times. He literally bankrupted casino. A casino.

1point

Inclusion 2020 5 years ago

How is this tard in charge of anything??? “Is much bigger and better”? As a 3rd grade English teacher, I can say with confidence that my kids can teach you a thing or two. You should go back to 1st grade.

10points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

I’m surprised you got so many votes calling him a tard on BP lol. He’s in charge because the other idiots voted him in. People dumber than him love him, which is like 30% of the country.

1point

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Moron! Get out of my sight!

8points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

This guy is always making a fool of himself.

7points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

The sad thing is that a lot of people suffer from the consequences of his recklessness. I wish they'd depose him IMMEDIATELY.

2points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

All the bad math.

4points

Chicago Dog Lover 5 years ago

Proper use of 1/100: Trump does not speak the truth even 1/100 of the time.

2points

NWB 5 years ago

This man is the definition of an idiot

2points

Drive Bee 5 years ago

It's such an embarassment :-(

2points

#25

Hmm...

Final score:

146points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

I wonder, if they are stupid, or they think customers are stupid

76points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

I'm quite sure they know that their customers are stupid.

22points

Colin L 5 years ago

I know some people think that $0.15 is a 15% tip. Never underestimate the stupid.

12points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Oh, they're definitely betting on stupid customers.

6points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

I think it is a mix of both.

5points

Princess Procrastination 5 years ago

Both possibly

3points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

Both.

3points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

I think it’s a double sale actually. It was discounted to $22.50, and then you take 50% off of that?

3points

Dogs_are_cool 5 years ago

yes.

1point

Joseph Rychetsky 5 years ago

I think a little of both

1point

Strahd Ivarius 5 years ago

Ad seen in a local paper: if you buy 3 for the price of 4, get one free!

1point

Shawn Ruester 5 years ago

Customers who don't pay attention will only see the 50% off

0points

dido74 5 years ago

Both!

0points

M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago

Yes. Inclusive 'or'.

0points

Patricia Brown 5 years ago

both

0points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

i think its the latter

0points

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

Well, many customers are stupid.

0points

troufaki13 5 years ago

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bryguy 5 years ago

This applies to basically every country lol

3points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Not only in Greece. That happens also here in North Macedonia and, I'm sure, in whole Balkans.

2points

空の夢 4 years ago

i live in greece too, i confirm it (sadly).

0points

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

That's 50% off the 5 bucks after the $20, not half of $25. To the genius who wrote that sign, that price exceeds your IQ.

1point

Damon Hill 5 years ago

Customers in general are that dumb. I saw a K-Mart Blue Light Special, 2 wooden picture frames for $7. Good deal right? Yeah except they set the cart right in front of the end cap where those frames are set for everyday sale. $2.49 each. Only difference was they had placed a new bar code on the specials so they would ring up higher.

1point

Anna roberts 5 years ago

Customers. if you put $1.00 candy bars in a dump bin marked SALE!!! you will sell at least 2x the normal amount. One of many marketing ploys

1point

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

wow black Friday marketing

1point

thad Petry 5 years ago

simply a typo. price should have been $12.50 but a 2 was mistakenly inserted instead of a 1.

1point

Shinomi Chan 4 years ago

Um. That's not how -50% works.

0points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

oh my gawd

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

It says "was 24.99" I think they accidentally put the "50% off" on there

0points

#26

How Do I Take Advantage Of This Special?

Final score:

143points

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Hans 5 years ago

Come with a party of two and share. :)

37points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

Would have to be a party of four to buy 12 loaves at the sale price, with one person paying the cashier from the pooled funds. However, everyone will still only get three loaves. Unless one person can’t or doesn’t eat bread, and just comes along to help you out—-but please remember to not make them pay for it.

4points

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

Mind size: MEGA

1point

Luka Hamer 5 years ago

Each person can still only buy 3 max. If you both buy 2 you're not getting the discount

1point

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

You're only allowed to come with a party of one where I'm from.

1point

Saara . 5 years ago

Actually don't. Terrible hoarding practice that happened earlier this year.

0points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

They’re $1.25 each. No need to buy 4.

3points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Most things are like that. One exception is Coke and all the drinks like that. If the cokes are on sale $3/11 you have to buy 3. It is that way at Kroger, Publix, several pharmacies. I asked why one day and they said that coke/Pepsi make their own sales. I don't know if that is the right reason but I do know if you go to buy just 1 it will ring up $5.99 regardless.

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Use to work in a grocery store all through college. The items will still ring at $1.25 despite how many you buy

2points

Cathy Gaines 5 years ago

They're trying to confuse the math delinquent, and it works. Often I see SALE 4 for 5 and the regular item price is $1.28.... Better buy it while it lasts people!!!

2points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

Please note, the tag does NOT say 'Must buy 4 to get deal'.

1point

SushiPanda 5 years ago

NO MY PERFECTIONIST BRAIN IS GOING HAYWIRE!!!!!!

1point

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

Point it out to management. If they adjust the special to the limit, then buy some bread. If not, let their corporate HQ know, and start shopping at a better store.

1point

Ana Ferreira 5 years ago

Maybe they count the promotional bundle of four packages as 1 item?

1point

Jade Lynn 5 years ago

This was at the beginning of Covid so nothing made sense.

1point

Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

No wonder the shelves are full, no one could figure out this either.

0points

#27

When Did Free Become So Expensive?

Final score:

140points

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Hans 5 years ago

"Extra free plate: R 10.00"

38points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago (edited)

Any South African here who can explain what ''no plate" with your lunch actually means here? Take away?

7points

Brigs 5 years ago

I am South African and I can't even explain that hahaha

3points

Brigs 5 years ago

Only in South Africa!

6points

OpalTheRainwing <3 5 years ago

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0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Bring your own plate.

5points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

So you get to keep the plate?

1point

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I’m assuming that it’s a buffet where it’s not all you can eat. One trip is the cost, but the free plate simply means extra trip. If I’m wrong please correct me.

1point

Julius Martin 5 years ago

free plate for 10 dollars

1point

womb gremlin 5 years ago

Id be concerned if you would buy lunch for 78 dollars... that's rand

1point

Bubbs Art 5 years ago

Just like EA!

1point

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

This give off the same energy as "People over 80 eat free! (micro print here) if both parents are present)

0points

Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

Just asking, how are you served lunch without a plate?

0points

#28

Please Explain... Yes...

Final score:

133points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

My brain is burning... it's so difficult, OMG

45points

Abhainn 5 years ago

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

The comment got 5 likes...

9points

C.S. 5 years ago

because 95+95 is just too hard of math for some people.

5points

smol doggo 5 years ago

95 and 95 bruh

5points

Hans 5 years ago

No, I think explaining to you is pointless.

5points

I'manoob! 5 years ago

That's the point. Thanos doesn't bring balance ya noob! XD

3points

Findlay LAM la personne normale 5 years ago

Yas he does but he ain’t messinn around

1point

SushiPanda 5 years ago

95 & 95

2points

Brianna Jones 5 years ago

190 divided by 2 is 95

2points

Zoe Murphy 5 years ago

Johnny.... I’m gonna have to cut you in half...

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

It hurts to watch people be so dumb

0points

#29

Only 4% Of The People Wash Their Hands?

Final score:

132points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

I still hope the numbers by CDC are wrong. Such a low percentage sounds outright disgusting.

76points

Geth 5 years ago

Yeah, people are gross.

2points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Agreed.

2points

Anna roberts 5 years ago

Especially for men....

1point

sylvantic 5 years ago

i get freaked out when someone doesn't wash their hands for long enough (i'm the only person in the house who does). i literally have to cover my ears when i hear someone use the bathroom. that statistic makes me glad we don't have to go out...

1point

weatherwitch 5 years ago

Bugger the maths this is still gross! So 69% of men hold their d***s to pee then head straight on out into the cafe, restaurant, supermarket, bowling alley without washing their hands first 😷🤢🤮

2points

Drive Bee 5 years ago

This is why I don't want to go back to shaking hands again...

2points

Stanley Mickel 5 years ago (edited)

so...if the population were all men the total would be 31%. Likewise, if the population is all women the total would be 65%. For any combination of men and women, the total would vary between these two extremes. The 4% and 96% are total nonsense.

1point

Anca-Emanuela Savescu 4 years ago

finally

0points

I'manoob! 5 years ago

Isn't the title of this post suppose to say: "Only 4% Of People Don't Wash Their Hands?" since the 96% is actually the amount of people that wash their hands. Someone tell me if I'm wrong :/

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

I'm surprised they could even add 31 plus 65.

1point

Tarryn Louise 5 years ago

So 35% of women and 69% of men don't. Nasty.

0points

Marilyn Ransberry 5 years ago

Hon wonder the pandemic is so bad in the USA. Math

0points

Helga Zwemmer 5 years ago

The other 4% have no hands

0points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

I have every confidence that those numbers are not wrong. EEEWW

0points

#30

Communicative Property Is Anger

Final score:

120points

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Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

No, actually 50 x 0 is 500, 0 x 50 is... uh... 050?

59points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

No, 50 x 0 = -22, and 0 x 50 = Octopus.

7points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

Hahaha. I like this

6points

Raven 5 years ago (edited)

Emma H. All I have to say is whooooosh.

2points

Lulu Zeldis 5 years ago

lol no

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

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1point

Vanta Black 5 years ago

Shout out to the eleven-year-old in these replies who is the real genius amongst us.

1point

you_see_davis _ 5 years ago

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1point

//Cassizu// 5 years ago

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0points

Emma H 5 years ago

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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

I was never good at math but I'm fairly certain that zero times anything no matter the order is still zero.

10points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

heheheheheh......shsshshhhhhh

2points

sylvantic 5 years ago

this person wouldn't even pass 3rd grade...

1point

Jaxx Roa 3 years ago

Exactly

0points

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

anything times 0 equals 0

1point

H Edwards 5 years ago

Imagine thinking that this is how multiplication works.

1point

Shinomi Chan 4 years ago

Either way the result is a 0. If you haven't kissed anyone and multiply it by 50, it's still a 0

0points

Marilyn Ransberry 5 years ago

Zero times any number is zero . Grade four math.

0points

Aarohan Jai Anand 5 years ago

This made me laugh for 30 f*****g minutes

0points

Anna roberts 5 years ago

I kiss dudes....

0points

#31

Tiktokers Can’t Be This Dumb

Final score:

115points

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Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

Ummm...

37points

Ian Koch 5 years ago

*and now her followers are gone*

7points

Bellatrix Lestrange 5 years ago

This was a joke. She was recently on a trivia show and the question she was asked was how many thousands in a billion which she got wrong.

18points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

So sad 4 million idiots are out there

6points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

yea, they can be, addison rae thought that black people were tanned

2points

RavenClaw 5 years ago

She did damn ..i wont say stupid but she needs to go to colledge and not working her whole career on tik tok

2points

H Edwards 5 years ago

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend. Maybe more people would agree that billionaires shouldn't exist if they *actually* understood how much a billion is.

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

THIS!

0points

Danny Bai 5 years ago

it should have been 69 million more

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Wow Addison Rae said that?l I knew she was a dumbasś. You can just tell.

1point

Colin L 5 years ago

Yes. Yes they can be that dumb.

1point

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi 5 years ago

More like 96,000,000*10

1point

Daniel Wang 5 years ago

good luck

1point

#32

Valentine's Day Instant Baby Or That Elusive 4th Trimester Pregnancy

Final score:

114points

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bryguy 5 years ago

Anyone who puts "lmfao" after every sentence immediately goes down 100 IQ

98points

Alexis LLoyd 5 years ago

i couldn't agree more lmfao

31points

julia 5 years ago

u right lmfao 😉

16points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Lmfao I have always said that and -50 points for no punctuations

15points

Person 5 years ago

LMFAO. Now im at -100 IQ

13points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

So their IQ is -100 because it started out at zero.

3points

Amazon QT 4 years ago

Did you see their @ per chance?

1point

Thunder 5 years ago

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1point

Callista pierce 4 years ago

hmm.... so she's going to the negatives?

0points

Jane Moore 5 years ago

that high?

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Far worse than that. There's y'all in there, too. 80 tops.

0points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

Maybe "Kira" is an Donkey or Manatee with a Twitter account? Their gestation periods are 12 months.

6points

RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

My husband and two of his sibling are all born in November. Not sure if that has something to do with Valentine's day or his dad's birthday being in February. :-D

5points

Geth 5 years ago (edited)

Isn't the peach emoji supposed to stand for the butt? So however you slice it, your parents getting "dirty" on Valentine's Day did not result in your February birthday. That ain't the way babies are made.

5points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

I don't understand where it came that need to some people to tell us how stupid they are

3points

chuck.dont.surf 5 years ago

valentimes...

3points

Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago

if women were pregnant a year I doubt they'd do it nearly as often

2points

Corey Smith 5 years ago

"Valentimes?"

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

Is Kira math-challenged or biology-challenged? Or both?

1point

Dogs_are_cool 5 years ago

🍑🍆 doesn’t make a baby lol

1point

#33

Abc Did Not Do The Math

Final score:

113points

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Alex Fierro 5 years ago (edited)

I'm guessing you could pick more than one option in the survey? It would make sense if the graph wasn't a pie chart

79points

kevin 5 years ago

I am thinking it was three yes/no questions

12points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

You’re right. Should’ve been a bar graph showing total numbers of those surveyed instead of percentages for each concern. For example, if 1000 people were surveyed and 200 said “getting it”, 300 said “family getting it”, and 500 said “the economy”, it’d be correct if they just plotted it correctly. Then again, they’d probably survey 1000, but screw the math up again and make the total of 200 + 300 + 500 come to anything but 1000. So, forget my suggestion. Except for the bar graph part.

4points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

No, that wouldn't be the case if it was a survey about people's biggest Covid-19 worries, as it says in the title.

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Yes, these aren't mutually exclusive options. So, this is the posters' maths fails.

0points

El muerto 5 years ago

I wish real Pies where like that....you eat 62% and you still have 116% of the pie left...that's a lot pie

14points

Amazon QT 4 years ago

IKR!!! Pies making Pies!!! Hope it’s Banana Cream- or Cherry!!! You know I knew both those fruits were shifty like that. 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Brett Layton 5 years ago

This graph is 178% correct!!!

4points

Amazon QT 4 years ago

With an 8% chance of being 100% in a few days.

1point

grey galah 5 years ago

maybe the graphic artist didn't know how to do a Venn diagram or are people only capable of ONE worry. hmmm?

1point

DemstarAus 5 years ago

Am I a terrible human being for not immediately realising that "getting it" is in fact referring to catching COVID-19? Imagine my horror at "family getting it" :[

1point

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi 5 years ago

Something here just doesn't add up... 🤔🤔🤔

1point

Amazon QT 4 years ago

… the percentage, it’s the D A M N percentage!! 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Marky Mark 5 years ago

They sure like their pie in Duke County... 178% of it.

1point

Shirley Heyn 5 years ago

Maybe they were shooting for "getting" it half right? Pun intended.

0points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

A bar chart would have been better.

0points

M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago

That's not how a pie chart works, dears... a graph chart could work that way... supposing three separate questions, and answers are percentages of 100 respondents. I fricking failed statistics and I can figure that out...

0points

#34

Social Distancing

Final score:

112points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 5 years ago

IT WORKS!, but only if you can get people to stand in a tetrahedron.

75points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

You are right. We just have to bury one guy 1.225m deep in the middle of three people standing in a triangle

10points

DemstarAus 5 years ago

I wonder how I could visualise this to put on an instructional sign in my workplace.

1point

Beta 4 years ago

No clue what that is

0points

RaroaRaroa 5 years ago

And, to be fair, this is probably a social distancing poster about keeping a minimum distance between people. Imagine if social distancing required an exact distance to be maintained. Walking down the street would be challenging :-D

0points

Max L. 5 years ago (edited)

It will take a while before we can contrapt space so that the diagonal is equal to the side. At present time they aren’t, but don’t worry because the day we can, we’ll also can contrapt time, so you’re right and I will correct this post yesterday.

0points

Hans 5 years ago

May I aask for an illustration with real people? Just curious, just curious...

4points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

This picture makes it abundantly clear I have not had a math class in a loooong time because this one goes over my head

2points

Raven 5 years ago

I do not understand either, fellow math forgetter.

2points

Helena Houzarová 5 years ago

I think it could be possible on a sphere (of a much smaller diameter than the Earth). Take that, flat-Earthers!

2points

Jana Hornychová 5 years ago

i understand the diagonal lines are wrong lenght, however im sure we all know what they meant by the picture and thats keep 1,5m from everyone no matter which side they stand on

1point

Carlton Johnson 2 years ago

No possible to have the 4 sides at 1.5 m AND the diagonals also 1.5 m. The diagonals should be (square root of s) time 1.5

0points

ALM, BLM, Y'know. 4 years ago (edited)

Can someone please explain the logic behind this?? I have no idea what's going on here

0points

Kimberly Reetz 5 years ago

It’s illegal to stand 1.5m from another random human symbol

0points

Indra Servo 5 years ago

is this what Lovecraft called "non-euclidan space"?

0points

sylvantic 5 years ago

i love this WAYYYYYYY more that in should

0points

#35

Wow! What A Great Deal!.....wait....

Final score:

105points

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Hans 5 years ago

1 Comment: "Can I buy them separately?"

101points

Stanley Yen 5 years ago

Probably not.

1point

Fiona Parky 5 years ago

This may be a clever sales ploy! When I am doing cake sales for my favourite charity I advertise the cakes as 50p each or 3 for £2. People will come up and say “Aha! I should get 4 for £2” (no, I’m not very good at realistic dialogue). My response is “Wow, well spotted, I guess I’ll have to give you 4 for £2”. Thing is, they only would’ve bought one if they hadn’t felt so clever for spotting the price! Win!

9points

Amazon QT 4 years ago

Clever, clever girl!!!

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Bedside bedside tables. In case you were wondering where to put them.

3points

Emma H 5 years ago

Lmao I didn’t notice that until I saw this

2points

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi 5 years ago

Why does the green price listing at the top say $1,111,111?

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Also why are there only 4 numbers in their zip code?

1point

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

That's what I call a salesman whit sense for business

1point

Aarohan Jai Anand 5 years ago (edited)

Why? *whispers soflty* idiot

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

yeah, i would buy one, then say, i would like to buy the second too

0points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I saw this today on adjacent packages of cream cheese: Twin pack: $4.99, single pack: $2.49

0points

Victoria Carlson 5 years ago

Shloud try and hide the name and page brewer and it even says zip code of Australia on here .... 🤨

0points

ოთო მეტრეველი 5 years ago

wolf from wall street

0points

#36

Pemdas

Final score:

95points

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Bellaaaa 5 years ago

well actually this is correct because 10/2 = 5 and 10+5=15

78points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

That’s the point...

93points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

PEMDAS!

5points

Bored_Eliana 5 years ago

ORDER OF OPERATIONS!!!! First, we do 10 divided by 2. THEN we add 10 to that.

1point

Raven 5 years ago

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1point

Omar Pearson 5 years ago

And also… calculator.

1point

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

yep....

0points

Cathy Carey 5 years ago

That would be the wrong order of operations. This must be a joke.

0points

David Dau 5 years ago

that's the joke

0points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

its the comment above it saying "seems like I can't trust my calculator anymore."

0points

Nubmaeme 5 years ago

Curious - Is that some common core math method? The way I read it, the way I was taught eons ago, or even using a calculator, the numbers 10 + 10 divide by 2 equals 10, not 15.

0points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

but it reads addition then division. I never understood why division is done before addition, shouldn't the equation have been rewritten to reflect this?

-2points

Id row 5 years ago

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Vorknkx 5 years ago

Division and multiplication take priority over addition and subtraction - or at least that's what my math teacher always told us.

15points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

I was taught to use BODMAS

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Order of operations. That's how it works.

7points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

So we've actually reached the age where people not only can't do the maths in their heads they also can't do it with a calulator!

3points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

I have noticed from the #1 in this list of things that it seems most people dont know how to use a calculator.

0points

El Dee 5 years ago

This is why you should use brackets - it just saves confusion..

3points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

It's actually pretty cool that the calculator does it correctly. They didn't back in my day 😋

3points

Anne 5 years ago

common core maybe?

2points

infinite upvote 5 years ago

Order of operations, b*tches

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago (edited)

Well well please excuse my dear aunt sally

2points

Colin L 5 years ago

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt... Softwaregore

2points

#37

What A Deal!

Final score:

95points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

No wonder that it is out of stock

49points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

because all the math-challenged idiots bought them up?

0points

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi 5 years ago

I mean, technically it is saving. Saving on the store's part.

2points

DKS 001 5 years ago

oooo what a savings!

2points

Fernando Sandoval 5 years ago

Where did they get the 65$ from? xd

1point

Katie Mills 5 years ago

Right? Even if it was supposed to be 224.99 instead of 324.99, it’d still be a $75 saving.

0points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

I'm sure they're only £19.99 in the UK?

1point

Marilyn Ransberry 5 years ago

When you are selling too many raise the price

0points

Aarohan Jai Anand 5 years ago

Savings -24.98 dollars! what a deal!

0points

Lulu Zeldis 5 years ago

what a deal

0points

Sandra Raituma 5 years ago

A typo. I hope :D

0points

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

Businesses do that a lot though

0points

#38

Shouldn't A Vp At A Mortgage Company Understand How Compounding Interest Works?

Final score:

91points

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Csaba Hegedűs 5 years ago

All these cringy motivational posters...

78points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

Motivational posters and motivational books totally turn me off. Mostly because those who hang the posters all over the place, and read way too many of the books, have a tendency to proselytize about them ad nauseum. And I do get nauseous when I smell ‘em comin’.

5points

Jaybird3939 5 years ago

Favorite: Kitty on a tree limb with caption "Hang in There Baby". If they didn't sell a million of those I'll eat my mask.

1point

Yehudit Hannah Cohn 5 years ago (edited)

All those cringeworthy comments from people who don't understand that neither "cringy" nor "cringey" are words . . .

-1point

panda123 5 years ago (edited)

1.01^365 = 37.78. You will have improved by 3,678%

5points

Jayson Hammer 5 years ago

I was just about to do the math on that. Thanks!

2points

Shull GaRett 5 years ago

Technically even if we take that literally its untrue. On the 2nd its 1% of 101% from the 1th day, 3rd day is 1% of 2nd day so its 102.01% and that decimal part keeps growing. So after 365 days it accumulates up to 3740,93%.... Take that motivational speakers!

3points

Andreas Angeltveit 5 years ago

1,01^365 is about 37, so it's actually 3600%.

1point

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

After one year that works out at 3678.3%... I think

1point

Maya Kuntz 5 years ago

Okay, so even if this math is right, how do you improve yourself by 1%? What are you measuring?

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I'm confused.

1point

Sawdust 5 years ago

They were accounting for taxes.

1point

Zophra 5 years ago

Alas, the math skills will not even improve that much.

1point

C.S. 5 years ago

oh boy.....

1point

#39

Oof

Final score:

86points

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Alex Fierro 5 years ago

can someone,,, explain what is going on here??? like, I get it, but I also don't - obviously it's wrong but where is the error?

27points

Tiago Cortinhal 5 years ago

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16points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

I haven't seen anybody mention this, but you can't cancel the square with the square root without adding "plus or minus" ie ±1. Since 1 squared and -1 squared are both 1, and 2 squared and -2 squared are both 4, square root of 1 is properly ±1 and square root of 4 is properly ±2.

4points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

The square root of 1 is 1. The square of 1 is 1. If you multiply -1 by -1, you get 1, but negative numbers don't have square roots ----- they're called i. (as in imaginary). So... this could go more than one way, but at a guess, i went straight for the remedial maths class.

3points

Alexander S 5 years ago

The errors start on the first line. sqrt(1) = +/-1, not 1.

2points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

They say that -1x-1=1, which is correct, but then they do -1^2 and have it be -1, which is wrong and contradictory.

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

1 = negative 1 is wrong

1point

Alex Fierro 5 years ago

ok so, from what i understand now: basically they just said that the square root of 1 is -1 (which, to be fair, -1 x -1 = 1), but the square root function requires a positive number, meaning the square root always has to be positive 1? (do correct me if i'm wrong)

1point

Omar Pearson 5 years ago

All of it. ONe is onE is oNe is ONE!

1point

sonofabass 5 years ago

They messed up the order of operations. Inside the radical, the (-1)^2 should be done first, then sqrt 1 = 1.

1point

Les Izmore 5 years ago

Sqrt -1 is called an "imaginary number" (I). Dividing by I is much like dividing by 0. The result is undefined

1point

ML 5 years ago

-1 times -1 = 1, not -1

1point

pluck plk 5 years ago (edited)

Wow how to drown the fish.. @Alex, it's all about rules to follow. Think like this : Maths are block of operations. And each block depends of the PEMDAS rule. When you read previous to last sentence, you should read it as a block ( (-1)^2 ) in block that is the square root. To be able to do the square root, you need to know what is inside. So you have to first calculate (-1)^2 = 1, to be able, then, to square root the result, which is 1. It is all. Just as simple as that. The person wanted to melt the idea of reducing the exponent by the square root. It only works if they are in the same block of operation, which isn't the case here, since we have a block in another block. Maths are Matriochkas :)

0points

Jean Hanner 5 years ago

negative x negative = positive. -1 x -1 = 1 // they have -1 x -1 = -1

0points

Jerry Mathers 5 years ago

Oh what a conundrum you have unleashed, lol

0points

El Dee 5 years ago

Step 3

0points

Suzy Lee Ferry 5 years ago

(-1)² = 1²

0points

Awangutann 5 years ago

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Damn, I was scrolling along feeling comfortably superior and then I hit this one. Thanks Panda, I'm back to my normal clueless self.

3points

elia 84631 5 years ago

The square of any negative number is i or sometimes i * square(5)

3points

Lindsay Crawford 5 years ago

The square ROOT…. Negative numbers squared are always positive.

1point

Thomas Ewing 5 years ago

I love the "calm down" picture!

2points

Fahmil Shah 5 years ago

the error is that sqrt((x^2)) = abs(x), not x (you can't just cancel out like that). if you do that right, the equation works out in the end as abs(-1) = 1.

1point

A Random Panda 5 years ago (edited)

No, my dude. 1=1.

1point

Storm Anne 5 years ago

i am a kid = i have zero idea what is going on here

1point

Anna roberts 5 years ago

Either do the adults, they are just better at faking it.

1point

Carlton Johnson 2 years ago

No no no

0points

Sadia Atique 5 years ago

The first line is wrong, 1 is not equal to sqrt(1), sqrt(1) = +/- 1

0points

Aarohan Jai Anand 5 years ago

f**k!

0points

#40

Off By 100x. Still Way Too High But Holy Crap How Do You Mess This Up?

Final score:

71points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

What? You expected math knowledge or logic from Trump supporters?

111points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Yeah, not just that- the tax increase in on those earning over $400000 I believe.

21points

Id row 5 years ago

Honestly, it'll be like turning on a light and watching the roaches scatter back into the woodwork when the Moron King vacates the office.

12points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Well, one of my best friends teaches maths, and she didn't vote for Trump either time, b/c she said, "He doesn't add up". ;-D

10points

Kitty Twinkle 5 years ago

I definitely don't

2points

Celina 5 years ago

I'm a Trump supporter, and I quite like logic. Though math isn't really something I'm good at... Trump supporters are people. Just like Biden supporters. Though you are entitled to your opinion, and I respect it, as one should, it was extremely rude. Just in case you were unaware of that... Have a nice day!!

0points

Shelley DuVal 5 years ago

How dare you use logic, just wet myself laughing.

0points

Kathryn Baylis 5 years ago

True. Remember that drumpf is only able to attract D-List people.

0points

Nubmaeme 5 years ago

Why would Trump supporters vote for Biden?

0points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

What an idiot.

6points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

The messed up thing is trump supporters believe everything without fact checking. It’s as if his supporters are idiots or something

3points

YouDontLikeMe? 4 years ago

I think it is more of a "most people" problem than it is with either political side affiliation.

0points

C.S. 5 years ago

Actually he said he'd tax people that made over $400,000, which is majority of America could give two shits as it will never effect their taxes.

2points

Anna roberts 5 years ago

Until they leave the US, then what?

0points

smol doggo 5 years ago

Bruh.

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Nobody noticed this page says 39 main posts when it has 40 main posts

1point

M Kate McCulloch 5 years ago

Here's the thing: the 4.3% tax in lieu of private health insurance. So for a family of four with a total household income of $100K that's $4,300 for essentially free healthcare. Sound like a lot? Currently, at a similar (a little lower) income for a family of 7 we pay $11, 700 annually for the premium, $20 co pay for each regular visit (if only counting annual check ups that's another $140) and $50 for each specialist (let's assume half had one issue that required a second visit with a different doctor - just one - I know it's unrealistic but we're making assumptions here, that's another $175, and let's throw in one ER visit, one ambulance ride and one admission to the hospital for $100, $3,000, and $500 respectively. I'd save well over $11,000 a year by being taxed and not paying health insurance. We didn't even cover rx, multiple follow up visits, dentist (another $2000 a year...) I mean Jeez, people! DO THE MATH!

1point

Ed Lesperance 5 years ago

$130.00/person.

0points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

No one in their right mind believes it. What does that say about you?

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 5 years ago

no wonder stupid keeps winning in this country....and no wonder anyone with a sponsor can get a radio show...

0points

#41

One In Four = Most??

Final score:

29points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

This happens often, when journalists uses phrases without thinking of the meaning and editors are incompetent. Believe me, I know what I'm saying, I'm in the branch

19points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Oh yeah. Click bait is more important than, y'know... Integrity.

4points

Peter Kelly 5 years ago

That's normal for the journalists at the Daily Mail. They care little for accuracy and are happy to twist any figures to suit their point of view.

8points

Ren Karlej 5 years ago

That and that they're just not well thought through.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

If they just would have said “many” rather than “most” it would have saved this whole thing.

1point

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

Why proofreaders have jobs

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I think I should be a proofreader. I find at least one mistake in almost every book. Especially if I am reading on my tablet. I just started a book last night, I am on page 120ish, and I found 2 mistakes on 1 page. It drives me insane.

1point

Jon S. 5 years ago

There is a reason this newspaper is known as the Daily Fail

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

It’s the daily mail. Probably the worst publication in the world. It’s the Fox News of Britain

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Just add "not" before "ignoring".

0points

#42

Yummy Pie

Final score:

29points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Indian government doesn't seem to differ much from the GOP.

8points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

True on many levels.

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Ah, yes, use a graph to manipulate the perception of data, AKA "lies, damn lies, and pictorial representations of data"

3points

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

They saw the chart and went "gRen = YeEs rEdd = BadD" (Misspelled on purpose)

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

uhhhh

1point

#43

You’ll Actually Have $146 But Ok

Final score:

28points

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Lyn Arnold 5 years ago

Are the dimes breeding?

33points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

No, the sinks are. And they really want in.

3points

K. 5 years ago

Yes, like rabbits.

2points

no_name 5 years ago

If yes, then give me whole wagon of them

1point

lara 5 years ago

This is how Democrats figure money is made.

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Why do people who can't do math, always end their statements with "Let that sink in"?

3points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

We want that kind of interest! When do we want it? We want it now!

1point

Layla Corman 5 years ago

Maybe they are US dimes that are from 1964 and earlier? (Silver). 😉

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

I'd love to know the compound interest on that piggy bank.... Twenty cents a day for two years .... what, not even $150? I'm spitballing that number. (OK, $0.20 / day for 730 days = Yeah, I was high. More like $146. No zeroes.)

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

I really wish that was true but I can't let it sink in

1point

#44

Bbc Didn’t Do The Math

Final score:

26points

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Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

One recipe is so good it counted twice.

22points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

If it's a book it should be sale with 5% discount, thought

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

I bet the recipes are good tho

1point

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I made butternut squash soup today!

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

the other was just grilled cheese i guess

0points

#45

Actually The Margin Of Error Would Be +/- 650,000 Finns, It's The Population Of Finland Which Is Censused Here, Not The World

Final score:

25points

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Peter Kelly 5 years ago

I suspect this is meant to be humorous...

36points

Martin Kaine 5 years ago

No, it is a serious logic problem: Schrodinger's Finn

3points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Of course Finland doesn't exist. Just like Bielefeld in Germany.

3points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Correct - I never met a Finn or someone from Bielefeld, so it must be true

4points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

Statistical bias is very real now. Learn to spot it: Graph start/finish level, logarithmic scales, small data group (n), etc. A simple explanation - https://towardsdatascience.com/what-is-statistical-bias-and-why-is-it-so-important-in-data-science-80e02bf7a88d

2points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

This whole thing has too much math for me. It is too early.

1point

Placebo Domingo 5 years ago

But if Finns doesn't exist, who rakes the Finish woods?

1point

I Liquored On 5 years ago

Estonians pull a double shift on the days Finns are not existing

3points

Tomi Farnbauer 5 years ago

Actually the margin of error would be +/- 65,000 Finns , counting with 6,5 million and 1% error :)

1point

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

huhhh

0points

Carson R Ibach 5 years ago

that is the common bullsh*t

0points

Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago

Why does the caption say 650,000? Am I missing something, or isn't it meant to be 6,500,000...?

0points

DogMatic 5 years ago

6,500,000 is the population, if the margin of error is 1%, the margin of error for Finnish population would be +/- 650,000.

0points

Tomi Farnbauer 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#46

Time Is Flexible

Final score:

25points

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Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago

Sounds like a joke to me

11points

#47

Time Traveler On Showerthoughts

Final score:

25points

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Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago

I mean, it is labelled "funny"

14points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Seriously. The sink has been standing outside without a jacket and it’s cold. Let that sink in already!!

4points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

no. I'm not letting it sink in

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

Let it sink in how dumb you are

0points

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

umm no they are 20...

0points

Carson R Ibach 5 years ago

wtf?

0points

#48

Eating More For Less

Final score:

24points

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Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

probably priced by the person who thinks 1/3 is less than 1/4 because 3 is less than 4

18points

Chris Miller 5 years ago

I'll take 2 1/3 lb, please.

4points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Add vegan patty (1/4 lb) - add $59484847373738394949394848484.22

2points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

I don't understand this either! It's always so much more for something that costs way less.

3points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Mcdonalds tried a 1/3 pounder but it failed because everyone thought it was less than 1/4

1point

Mr. Whatshisface 5 years ago

This is like when A&W tried to compete w/ McDonalds by selling 1/3 pound burgers at the same price as McDonald's 1/4 pounders but people thought 1/3 was less than 1/4.

0points

#49

Close Enough. Put It Up

Final score:

23points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

You can save 5.09 if you buy approximately 1.65 of that item. You're welcome

14points

ML 5 years ago

It is not important how much the item costs. It is important how much do you save😁

2points

Full of Giggles 5 years ago

It's Walmart. Most of their customers won't notice because they can't do the math either.

2points

#50

When You Try To Correct Someone But You're Wrong

$When You Try To Correct Someone But You're Wrong$

Final score:

23points

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julia 5 years ago

no? the reply is actually right

10points

Kizzie 5 years ago

It's the first one they are focusing on

3points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

in exponents you only multiply the value that the xponent is on, so only the c would be squared

1point

Zuper Zeus 5 years ago

No, (thic)^2 would be thicthic, but thic^2 is, in fact thicc

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

Me, a bored god: Þyqué

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

To be fair, “thicthic” is something people also say.

0points

#51

Apparently 4+2 = 7

Final score:

22points

POST

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

Trick question for bonus points?

8points

#52

Stanford Didn’t Quite Do The Math

Final score:

21points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

This really hurts.

12points

KatKaleen 5 years ago

Somebody put that in. Look at the placement, nobody would write like that on a whiteboard.

1point

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

That’s why they’re laughing!

6points

Colin L 5 years ago

These students need to be FOILed.

0points

Gon Freecss 5 years ago

haha

0points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

So stupid

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Explains why all these people are having difficulties with math.

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

??

-2points

#53

One Cookie Is Healthier? But Which One?

Final score:

21points

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Francis 5 years ago

you're not supposed to eat the plastic around them ...

12points

Kitty Twinkle 5 years ago

I just thought of a series I like from your comment... takes place in a high school

0points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

That’s just rounding....

2points

Elsker 5 years ago

this math is all over the place

1point

J. Zingler 5 years ago

12 grams of sugar in a 35 gram cookie?

0points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Yes, that and the trans fats and the palm oil is why I never buy supermarket cookies.

0points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago

Eat both just to be sure you get the healthy one...

0points

#54

They Are Always Right

Final score:

21points

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Daniel Wang 5 years ago

lol his name

3points

#55

Graphs Are Hard In The U.k.

Final score:

20points

POST

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Done by someone who failed his A-level

16points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yup

2points

#56

Wait A Minute...

Final score:

20points

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Anna roberts 5 years ago

Some employees do it just to see how long it takes management to notice

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Maybe you’re saving $1 off the cost of buying those two things separately?

-1point

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

dis walmart....

-1point

#57

If You Plug Numbers In The Wrong Part Of The Equation, The Answer Can Be Anything You Want

Final score:

18points

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K. 5 years ago

If this was a vector problem....

11points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

39,897 km/hr was the reported human speed record by NASA's Apollo 10 mission on their way back after going around the moon. However, written with a decimal dot (39.897 km/hr) it would be a little bit too slow for such a mission.

1point

NMN 5 years ago

Just for most English speaking countries, for most non english speaking countries is the other way around

1point

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

This is just being smartass...

1point

Bellaaaa 5 years ago

ooooooooooof

0points

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

oh.my.god!

-1point

#58

At A Local Eatery And I Saw, Written On A Box, This Attempt At (What Appears To Be) A Math Problem...

Final score:

17points

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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

This is some high level math I can't understand

9points

n i k o 5 years ago

It's so wrong it's right.

0points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

If I put that on a test, I'd never have survived third grade...

3points

Aamir Hussain 5 years ago

eatery?????

0points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

chargery

0points

#59

Runescape Player Calculates Subscriber Money

Final score:

17points

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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

And suddenly the 2008 financial crash is explained. This is "business math"....

7points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

i love how he flexes that he calls them by there first names

4points

King Joffrey 5 years ago

Love the name dropping in this one...

2points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

What?

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Yes (no)

0points

#60

Butterfingers On The Calculator

Final score:

17points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

You get a discount if you eat more of them.

18points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

I really wish it worked that way

1point

Vero Morales 5 years ago

If you put all 6 in your mouth at the same time...

0points

#61

A Bad Representation Of 25%

Final score:

17points

POST

Luke Williams 5 years ago

Umm...

1point

#62

Uh Huh Hmmmm. I’ll Take 2 Sets Of Three’s Thanks!

Final score:

16points

POST

Ben Smith 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

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1point

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

The discount gets worse the more you buy

1point

Carson R Ibach 5 years ago

no hell no

1point

#63

Flight Didn’t Take Quite This Long...their Math Was A Little Off

Final score:

16points

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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Scenic route?

5points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

They taxied all the way from Seattle to Denver.

2points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 5 years ago

The layovers and detours didn't help.

1point

#64

I Don’t Think Pie Charts Work Like That

Final score:

15points

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Francis 5 years ago

ther is so much wrong.. i. can't. process.

13points

Ian Koch 5 years ago

what the heck are "yeezys"

0points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

Where is the slot for debt

1point

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi 5 years ago

Livestock??!!

1point

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

uhhhhh

1point

lara 5 years ago

According to the above "picture chart" he is worth a little north of 1,498,000,000 not 1,300,000,000

0points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

What the f*ck is "Livestock" supposed to be?

0points

Dodo 5 years ago

He owns a ranch in Wyoming so maybe he's got cows or something?

0points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

im confused, whats wrong

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Literally everything.

0points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

Hi 'Yeezy' brand is worth $1.25B? Biatch phuleeeeeze....

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Kanye himself is worth $1.25 B. The yeezy brand is also making revenue of $1.3 B, but Kanye takes home like $150M of that. I just looked it up on Forbes.

1point

#65

How Much Money Is Disney Losing Due To Corona?

Final score:

15points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

But Disney fired all staff and has almost no expenses. So they will deduct their "losses" in the next taxdeclaration and they still end up making profit.

8points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Lost income is NOT equal to losses and they have much smaller expenses when closed, so this kind of calculation tells us nothing at all.

1point

K. 5 years ago

Last comment 🤣

0points

#66

Time Divided By Distance Gets You Units Of Distance Over Time? Makes Sense To Me

Final score:

15points

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Vero Morales 5 years ago

Mmmbut if I count the time that I spend in my shoes , it's usually faster hop or jump

3points

Matthew Braim 2 years ago

If you paid in cash, or even by card, the time you spend paying for the car would only be a few minutes at most...? xxx

0points

#67

Someone Caught The Ladder Before It Fell, So There Was No Need To Find The Solution

Final score:

15points

POST

#68

Movie Theater Math Is Hard

Final score:

14points

POST

Bird Mom 5 years ago

Covering a downvoted comment. Have a great year everyone!

20points

Raven 5 years ago

the downvoted comment wasn't anything wrong....

2points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

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bryguy 5 years ago

Did you not realize they are in the middle from front to rear as well, not 2/3 the way back?

6points

chuck.dont.surf 5 years ago

No...the arrows show 2/3 of the way from the back...not from the screen...and the red square is almost exactly in the middle both ways.

3points

Francis 5 years ago

but the red square is perfectly in the middle of everything :D

2points

julia 5 years ago

that’s not 2/3 of the back, it’s 1/2. it is in the middle (horizontally) though

1point

#69

Very Long Movie...

Final score:

14points

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Julius Martin 5 years ago

hm, 225 hour movie, mustve missed that one

4points

les 5 years ago

if you sit through cats, it feels that long

2points

Bird Mom 5 years ago

Is there a problem with a really long movie? :/ I mean- and this is me guessing- maybe people in the past had less ability to make really long films. I might be completley off!

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

There's a wee difference between 1/9th and 1/900th, don't you agree?

0points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Yes, movies were 15 minutes long.... a century ago. Good grief.

1point

Jihana 5 years ago

Honest question: how did the end up with 1/900? What's the thought process here?

0points

lara 5 years ago

Because now movies have dialogue, plots, and music.

0points

King Joffrey 5 years ago

I went to see the Avengers but pretty sure I wasn't in the cinema for 225 hrs. Or was I?

0points

#70

Fabulous Tax Math

Final score:

14points

POST

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

The ever present American fear of taxes. Fed by stupid math.

17points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

No argument here. The ability of Americans to be terrified by the word "taxation" is downright profound.

10points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Nobody gets taxed 50% anyway. Turning Point made this, an anti American political group.

2points

Dave P 5 years ago

You know this is a parody one done by a leftwing group and isnt one the TPUSA's real ones

1point

Adam Belaire 5 years ago

If you want to go by their logic; when they were $7/hour and charged 50% tax they were living on $3.50 an hour. So going up to $7.50/hour (or $7 for the dumb Turning Point USA people) it''s still a huge difference.

1point

Mike Beck 5 years ago

I make $7.50/hr and live just fine. Nothing but greed folks.

0points

#71

Man's Got A Ping Going Well Beyond Our Solar System, And This Mf Still Stuck Behind On Mars

Final score:

13points

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Alex Fierro 5 years ago

isn't this about 64 hours-

8points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago (edited)

More than 2 days behind, and also you are right (I actually used a calculator)

2points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Yes. These are words indeed, and indeed I know some of them.

1point

#72

328 Million X 1 Million = < 500 Million

Final score:

13points

POST

Alex Fierro 5 years ago

also, isn't a trillion a billion times a thousand?

11points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

Yeah, a trillion is a million million.

2points

Jo Johannsen 5 years ago

Close enough for government work.

0points

lara 5 years ago

Yes.

0points

Phil Boswell 5 years ago

Depends upon which definition you're using: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

inconceiva...cb2c25.jpg

1point

#73

Spotted In Class Today

Final score:

13points

POST

Lydia Shen 5 years ago

...No. Just...No.

10points

Max L. 5 years ago

Pitagora left the group

0points

Carson R Ibach 5 years ago

hell no

0points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

I'm a long way past learning square roots and even i Know that's.... oh so wrong...

0points

#74

What A Deal!

$What A Deal!$

Final score:

13points

POST

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Buy two bottles and pay for two.

11points

Khadeja 5 years ago

What a steal!

1point

Marky Mark 5 years ago

What if I want 3 bottles? Should I buy them individually or take advantage of the bulk deal?

3points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Just for these idiots to remember

1point

#75

How Does This Make Sense

Final score:

12points

POST

Fin Diffenderfer 5 years ago

The numbers total 66... I think the person is saying since there's that 66 and there are 6 letters in Corona it's 666? But they could just be an idiot idk

17points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

That's the entire reasoning of all the conspiracy theorists. There are 7 days in a week and a dog has 4 legs but humans only have 2 and a tripod has 3 of them. 7-4 = 3. 3x2=6. 3x6 = 666. Coincidence? Me thinks not.

10points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

The letters add up to 66 and there are 6 of them.

3points

#76

This Drawing My Friend Just Sent Me

Final score:

12points

POST

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Plans for a Tardis? Maybe?

7points

Ray Martin 5 years ago

A Tardis that is smaller on the inside is just a box with thick sides :-)

5points

#77

They Are Selling Each For 1.49$

Final score:

12points

POST

kjorn 5 years ago

but if it's written 21 for $ 3.00... that would be ok

6points

#78

Infallible Logic

Final score:

11points

POST

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Nice try.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Pathetic

-1point

#79

Soooo... How Much Cash Back Do I Get?

Final score:

11points

POST

Vero Morales 5 years ago

1.5.1.5% duh

4points

Ian Koch 5 years ago

that's a decimal of a decimal of a decimal of a decimal. not exactly logical I don't think

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Probably 1.5 percent and it’s just a typo

0points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

that looks like an update code

0points

#80

The More I Question Its Origin, The More My Brain Hurts

Final score:

11points

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Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago (edited)

Walmart always has weird prices like that on their app! I needed cinnamon and the options were to buy one for $4.50 or two for $2.99. I didn’t even look at the unit price, it was probably way off too. I do not need this much cinnamon.

2points

#81

They Didn't Do The Math

Final score:

10points

POST

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

After a short look to that, you don't need to make any further calculation. You just go to another provider

5points

jade s 5 years ago

I can't see anything wrong here. Maybe silly but looks like originally 36,300 per month on a 1, 2, 3 or 4 month contract + 10,000 for the card. They dropped the original price for the sale and waved the fee. The new numbers are the sale prices.

1point

chi-wei shen 5 years ago (edited)

2 month for 30,000 is 15,000 per month, 3 month for 50,000 is 16,667 per month , and 4 month for 80,000 is 20,000 per month. I would take 2 consecutive contracts for a total of 60,000 instead of one 4 month contract for 80,000.

6points

bryguy 5 years ago

1 month = 20,000. 2 months = 15,000 per month. 3 months = 16,666 per month. 4 months = 20,000 per month. So it would be the best deal to just buy 2x the 2 month plan.

3points