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People Share 50 Moments When “There Was An Attempt” But Nothing Else Followed (New Pics)
Interview With Expert
They say you miss every shot you don't take. But not all of the ones that you do end up on target, either. So in order to not get carried away and keep ourselves grounded, let's take a look at the subreddit 'There Was An Attempt,' shall we?
Its members collect amusing, awkward, and sometimes painful fails at being patriotic, interviewing for a job, and pretty much every other aspect of daily life. If their posts don't reassure you that everyone makes mistakes, I don't know what will!
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#1
To Make A Funny Boomer Post Lol
Trundle 1 year ago
Look! They are on their way to Springfield Ohio to eat dogs and cats off porches!!!!
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
Seriously, by the time the people made it that far, they would not be strong enough to climb a cliff.
Lisa Ellis 1 year ago (edited)
That might be President Biden, and dude making the request was trying to be "clever."
John Davidson 1 year ago
These White people, they pelted the earth with meteors and killed the dinosaurs too! BTW thanks for reminding us on an hourly basis what happened centuries ago. Keeps us humble and forking over the dollars!
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#2
To Ask Informed Questions
sbj 1 year ago
They obviously didn't listen to her opening line so what hope does she have that they will listen to her answers
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Exactly, why on earth would the association send a member of the cabin crew to speak on their behalf?
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Jo Firth 1 year ago
He then doubled down and called her a flight attendance again!! What a numb nut.
Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
I really want to see the next frame where the dude goes all flustered and embarrassed and apologizes.
Dirk Daring 1 year ago
Wish granted! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTC1ZTN8GoM
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"Our fear of failure is something we learn as children," psychologist Dr. Samuel West, who studies corporate behavior, told Bored Panda. "We learn how to react to failure by observing those around us. We learn that failure is negative, it is painful, and that we should avoid it."
These lessons are extensive and quite damaging, but some teachers make them especially persuading. "Growing up influenced by adults that have high anxiety and/or are overly critical and unsupportive makes it much worse," Dr. West added. "At the core, the fear of failure is related to shame and the powerful emotions of being negatively judged by others. When we feel shame we try to hide our perceived wrong-doings, our poor moral decisions, etc."
"The evolutionary function of shame is social control. Society needs social mechanisms to maintain order. As such, the fear of failure makes perfect sense, as a society we don't want people to keep failing and doing things that are detrimental to themselves and society itself."
#3
To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck
Biofish23 1 year ago
How is it that these things look so bad in photos and somehow even worse in person.
Amy Manning 1 year ago
It's the fingerprints all over them that get me every time I see one in the wild.
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kath morgan 1 year ago
I saw one of these yesterday and it struck me how the straight lines show off every nick and dent. It already looked dated, like a chipped stained brutalist building.
#4
To Discipline A Non-Employee
InfiniteZeek 1 year ago
The "please call me" "no" is some of the best s**t I've seen in my life. It filled my soul with pure unadulterated joy! Caleb is a legend!
Schmebulock 1 year ago
Don't know if it's real, but more people should treat their boss/work like this.
In 2017, Dr. West launched an exhibit in Sweden showcasing flopped products and ideas, to celebrate failure's essential role in innovation and progress. It quickly gained popularity and is now known as 'The Museum of Failure,' a traveling exhibition that has been making its way around the world.
"There is good failure and there is bad failure," he said. And that's why it can be so tricky!
"Bad failure is the kind that is preventable and predictable, it is always bad and should be avoided. Good failure is the type of failure that comes from experimentation and exploration when we try and test new things. Art, science, and tech innovation need the continual taking of risks (risk of failure!) for progress to happen. The same is true for us on a personal level. Without taking meaningful risks we stagnate."
#5
To Understand Depression
Penny Hernandez 1 year ago
KNOWING that there are so many good things in my life and still feeling hopeless and helpless. I have suffered from depression my whole life and when I was in my 60s I finally found a healthcare professional who prescribed a maintenance dose of antidepressants which allowed me to monitor my depression and increase the dosage when necessary.
JoMeBee 1 year ago
I have a little sign that says, "You are about to exceed the limits of my medication," I really need that on a tee shirt as a PSA ..
Load More Replies... Angrykitten 1 year ago
I hate when people ask why after being told I'm depressed. My sister said this to me just recently. If I had a reason I wouldn't be depressed I'd just be sad something happened. People can really suck sometimes.
#6
To Sleep Peacefully
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
For real. I read one recently where an Iraq Vet was put on Ambien and his wife woke up in the middle of the night with him sittin on the bed with his FULLY LOADED AR-15 mumbling something like "This is going to get real bad". She told him he was relieved and to go back and get some downtime. He handed the gun to her and she hid it until morning. Guns are NOT a substitute for therapy folks.
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Charl Marx 1 year ago
I've always been rather animated in my sleep, one of my husband's favourite anecdotes about this is when I apparently frantically pointed at the corner of the room and yelled at him to "fix that f**king waterfall before Matt Damon gets here". Strangely enough I can't say I even particularly like Matt Damon.
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
In college I once sat up in the middle of the night and screamed "No, no, get out!". Then I laid back down and went right to sleep. My poor roommate (who was also asleep at the time) nearly wet her bed. I don't do it anymore, but when I was a teen and young adult I used to have some weird sleepwalking/talking behaviors. Which included getting up and getting ready for school at 2am - even going so far as to curl my hair, all while I was still asleep. I sincerely apologize to anyone who had to share a room with me! :)
Myoviridae 1 year ago
This sounds like night terrors. I had them as a child and apparently the final straw for my parents was when I woke them up from my screaming, then sat up in bed, pointed near the foot of my bed and said "They're coming." I was put in therapy that week and my family still says the name of the school therapist with reverence.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago (edited)
I’ve realized that when I’m mumbling in my dreams it’s all good, but when I’m speaking clearly in my dreams I’m gonna have some splainin to do. Because I usually wake up at least my husband and sometimes my daughter as well
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
I'm schizophrenic and on occasion get somniloquy (sleep talking) and "Logorrhea" aka, verbal diarrhoea in my sleep lmao, but I do tend to kind of talk fast and incoherently when it happens. So for this reason, we have a spare bedroom so my wife can still get sleep if I'm like that. It's actually not even all that common among schizophrenics, either iirc, so OPs partner definitely needs a mental health check...
Dr. Nick Morgan agrees. The founder and CEO of Public Words, a consulting firm specializing in communication skills, describes himself as a recovering perfectionist and believes that the big question when it comes to failure is what can we do with it.
"I can stress out and ruminate endlessly on what went wrong. I can beat myself up for my part in the debacle. I can try to pretend that nothing happened. I've tried each of these over the years, and a few more besides, and I can tell you that they don’t work — of course they don't. And yet, many of us respond these ways over and over again, trapped by our perfectionism," Dr. Morgan told Bored Panda.
"What you need to do instead is to understand what went wrong, as dispassionately as possible, decide what to do differently the next time, and move on. If apologies are in order, make them heartfelt and timely."
#7
To Be Successful!
Lost Panda 1 year ago
TBF, I have never seen her until this. Heard the name in passing before, probably a Will Smith article or something, but her... no clue
PFD 1 year ago
I haven't heard of and wouldn't recognise *loads* of people who are reasonably famous (up to and including "can fill a stadium" famous). It is silly of Willow to suggest she doesn't owe any of her success to her parents though. I've known a few of her songs and they ain't all that.
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Ellinor 1 year ago
I think it's so sad when your parents are famous and you want to do the same kind of job they did. No matter what you do or achieve, people will tell you you did it thanks to your parents. You can never not be compared to them, it really must be awful to live.
Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
But she isn’t doing the same job as them. And her music might be amazing, might be because somehow it’s so great I’ve never heard it, but there are TONS of extremely talented musicians out there that never make it because they don’t have contacts they would if there parents were famous. I guarantee you this girl has voice coaches, producers, the most high tech studios, all of the things that could make just about anyone produce amazing music if only their parents had the money and influence to secure them. I’m glad you’re a true fan, but if you can’t see her privilege you’re willfully blind.
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Goose of the Ahonkalypse 1 year ago
All the other silliness and Smith family drama aside I do actually like her music a lot. It raw in a way that reminds me of 90's bands with female lead singers.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
I've never heard her music but she must be better than her brother. Jayden seems to have negative talent.
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Schmebulock 1 year ago
What has she done? I know one of his crappy kids was in a few terrible moves his Dad forced him.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
She was in a movie as a little girl, and she sings.
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To Poach
Tabitha 1 year ago
Because the world became a slightly better place because this a*****e is no longer in it. We’re improving, one a*****e at a time.
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The key, according to Dr. Morgan, is the part about moving on. "If you don't process the failures cleanly, you'll find yourself like a ship with its hull covered in barnacles, moving slower and slower, unable to navigate gracefully through the waters ahead," said the author of Can You Hear Me?: How to Connect with People in a Virtual World.
"Worse, the next time you’re speaking, and the moment looks weirdly like the failure moment to your unconscious mind – which never forgets, especially pain – you will find yourself suddenly distracted at the very least by your brain saying, 'Oh-oh! Things are about to go horribly wrong!' That will compound the agony, and matters will quickly get worse."
#9
To Prove Your BF Is Cheating
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
"If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain!" (Worth it for the five fellow old folks that will get it)
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
I get it not because I'm old but because I saw it on BP once :) never knew that's what it was about
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Sven Horlemann 1 year ago
You are both on tinder, so you have something in common. Wonderful. I guess.
Jay Cee 1 year ago (edited)
I met somebody on a dating site and we'd been going out for about a month. Somebody else sent me a contact message - I didn't know you were supposed to hide your profile while dating - and I replied saying sorry but I was seeing somebody and never thought any more about it until my STBX asked what I was doing on the site . . . Er what were YOU doing on it honey? Thank gods for my bullet proof underwear!
#10
To Act Like You Belong
rullyman 1 year ago
When I was a kid, I had a book called "Dinosaurs, and all that rubbish". In it, a rich man gets obsessed with flying to a distant planet to find paradise, so he pollutes all of planet earth to build a rocket to get there. The waste he produces is so toxic that it revives the dinosaurs, who are angry at all the junk and destruction, and clean it up. Maybe this time we can stop the rich man before he ruins the beautiful planet.
Jay Cee 1 year ago (edited)
Have you not seen him and Germophobe Donny together?
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Janissary35680 1 year ago (edited)
Spacewalking billionaire: "Open the pod bay doors, Elon." "I'm sorry but I can't do that, Jared. You only paid for a one-way ticket."
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Wait, is that Todd Howard in the back? Damn, it gets worse the more you look
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
todd howard looks pissed that elon showed up, as he should be
The good thing is that "while the failure itself is a negative experience (it is embarrassing, expensive, painful, etc.) the results can and often are very positive," Dr. Samuel West added.
In fact, he highlighted that recovering from our failures has been becoming an increasingly hot research topic.
"One thing that we know is that people need perspective on their failures, to understand that while it is painful, the effects are limited. This quote by Jon Sinclair explains it very well: 'Failure is a bruise. Not a tattoo.' When we make an effort to reflect on what has happened and accept responsibility we can learn from them — this is the best way to recover."
"When you understand that failure is the empty spaces in-between success, that failure is just the other side of the coin of success, then recovering from failure is easier. I advise my clients that they should focus more on 'failure recovery' than on 'failure avoidance.' Once you train your ability to recover from small and larger failures you realize that there is not much to fear."
#11
To Relate To A Girl’s Photo
Kira Okah 1 year ago
The reason why people's names are usually obscured is to prevent doxxing, because trying to ruin someone's life for putting their foot in their mouth online is way too common.
Load More Replies... 1LittleGranny64 2 months ago
Ok now I have to know she got into that dress with one arm! I can barely get jeans and a sweatshirt on straight with two. And let’s not talk about dresses with a zipper in the back..,
#12
To Be Body Positive
Fellfromthemoon 1 year ago
I am big boned. According to the densitometry, by bone density is 30-50% above the normal range. When I was thin, my BMI was around 22-23. And I mean really thin.
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Andrea Hartzler 1 year ago
Yes there is such a thing as big boned. Surgeon who did my husbands hip replacement came out saying he’d never seen such large bones..Hubby 6’4” German Dane heritage.
ZestyBison 1 year ago
The human skeleton varies slightly from person to person. I can guarantee that when we are 6 feet under, with some mild differences for density or height, the morbidly obese and those of relative health are the exact f*****g same.
Dr. Nick Morgan also mentioned a study from 2011 that he recently ran across finds that acceptance and self-compassion, positive reframing, and humor are the three most effective ways to deal with failure.
"These are techniques I can get behind, even though I’m not great at them," he said.
Acceptance and self-compassion are the basics of moving on from failure. According to Dr. Morgan, you will know best how to talk to yourself, but some form of acceptance and forgiveness of yourself as a unique, valuable, fabulous human being is vital. "There are many books, online courses, and psychologists out there ready to help. Do the work; it’s important. As the self-help cliché has it, the airplane safety talk is right: put on your own oxygen mask first," he explained.
#13
To Understand Basic Data
David Morgan 1 year ago
To be fair to Ashleigh, 'in the top 93%' sounds impressive. However, to be equally fair, there's a sentence RIGHT UNDERNEATH that explains exactly what it means. Which is not impressive.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Not gonna trust any online IQ "test". Pretty sure that the reason Donald Trump thinks he's smart.
Khavrinen 1 year ago
"The state requires a minimum IQ of 80 to attend a public school Mrs. Gump. He's going to have to go to a special school."
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
My 11yo is considered moderately gifted and is fully vaccinated.
David Paterson 1 year ago
It look me longer then it should have to realise that "Your IQ is in the top 93%" is not a compliment.
Load More Replies... _-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
He's smarter than 7% of people that's what happens when you don't Vax your child
#14
To Educate And Have Fun 👍
Stimpy 1 year ago
but it COULD be that someone peeled the sticker off a pepper pig puzzle in the toys section and placed it on some goulash in the meat section.That would be hilarious
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Next, positive reframing can help make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. "The idea here is to find something, anything that did go well or can be spun into a positive," he said. "Don’t fool yourself, but don’t overdo the doom and gloom in the first flush of failure, either. As a wise person ... shared with me once, it’s the broken places where the light comes in."
And lastly, as these pictures illustrate, humor. "Laughing at yourself is a great gift; lightness allows you to rise above the slough of despond and sail on serenely," Dr. Morgan said. Although, "laughing at others’ pratfalls is something I leave to your discretion."
"The point is that once you can laugh at failure it is no longer terminal. You are ready to move on."
#15
To Push Someone's Head Into The Cake
Trillian 1 year ago
Chopsticks or not, you BETTER think twice before pushing someone into a cake.
Jon Steensen 1 year ago
...especially at a wedding. Ruining an expensive dress, and the bride's make up, isn't the fun you as an immature boy think it is. It is very disrespectful towards the woman you just said you loved, an in worst case, it can result in a very rapid annulment. (yes those idiots exist)
Load More Replies... Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
if I'm making a cake with several tiers, I'd do this. Gives the cake more support so it doesn't capsize. though normally I use the plastic tubing (poly dowels, I think they're called?) rather than wooden dowels or chopsticks.
René Sauer 1 year ago (edited)
In Germany there was once a game show which involved cake throwing at the end. The two hosts would compete against a guest team in different games to earn the cakes, and at the end the losing team would stick their heads trough a cut out and be pelted with cakes by the winners. If a remember correctly the hosts were usually the losers, in like 80 to 90 percent of cases. Edit: After googling the show I learned that the "Cakes" weren´t really cakes, but just whipped egg whites and food coloring.
Damned_Cat 1 year ago
I think there was once a BP post that mentioned someone who thought their family's tradition of shoving a kid's face into their birthday cake while blowing out the candles was normal. That's bad enough, but the idea that some places would put chopsticks in a cake is horrifying.
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 1 year ago
Why is that horrifying? A cake is supposed to be cut into pieces and be eaten, the chopsticks would not in any way pose a danger then.
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To Sext Politely
troufaki13 1 year ago
When you want to be sexy but very demure and very cutesy at the same time.
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
Maybe they mean professional boudoir photos? The right photographer can do some really nice ones!
#17
To Catch A Terrorist
Donkeywheel 1 year ago
That’s what you get when your country has such a pitiable judiciary system that you can get sued for the most ludicrous reasons. Airlines must be reasonably watchful so they do that. Nowhere else in the world obviously. Same reason you have to write “not actual size” on a billboard ad for a sandwich, because you’d definitely lose if a moron were to order his 10 meters hotdog.
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
Did....did you just get outraged over a photoshopped image?
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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 1 year ago
Flying into the US for the first time in 1996 I had to fill in an immigration form (paper!) before landing. I can't remember the exact wording, but there was a question asking me if I'd in any way been involved in the Holocaust (as a perpetrator). Sure, America.
Verena 1 year ago
When filling in the ESTA online, be very careful, because when scrolling the yes/no sometimes gets toggled. Happened to a very dear colleague, and he spent some interesting extra hours at JFK when arriving from the Netherlands. The most surprising was that he was let onto the plane, and he was only interrogated after arriving in the US.
Jay Cee 1 year ago
Don't know about now but the application for a visa to the US genuinely asked if you intended to attempt to overthrown the government!
1LittleGranny64 2 months ago
Too late…they’ve already had one. They just haven’t figured it out yet.
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#18
To Fake Your Survival Video
David Morgan 1 year ago
He HAS donated SOME money etc to help people, but almost everything he says and does is b******t. The guy is an obnoxious narcissist.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
He could have actually tried this by going into that one abandoned city in Cyprus but had to have an entire place locked down for this video instead.
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
I knew he was fake from the start, the only time I watched his video was this weekend, where me and my friend decided to watch a video and count every lie. We stopped counting after we got past 30.
Tor 1 year ago
I mean he has beast in his name so maybe he’s more like Satan
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Foxes forever! 1 year ago
He not as bad as some other influencers as in actually giving large amounts of money away but still fakes some things in videos (they ran out of water in that one so most of them left)
MacintoshID 1 year ago
I don't understand why this guy is so popular or what he does for a living.
#19
To Give “Smart” Advice
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
I image if one struggles this hard with numbers & counting things, those 365 cents are going to be highly beneficial to their quality of life.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Fun fact, no it isn't. It would barely buy a cup of coffe here.
David 1 year ago
PSA: If you have one of the older glass style water bottles like the one pictured, don't do this. The weight will cause the bottom to break out when you try to lift it.
Jay Cee 1 year ago
Not counting the bottle 365 pennies would weigh 1.3kg - not so bad. On the other hand 36500 (which is what they imply) would be 130kg so yeah, good luck with that!
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#20
To Disrespect Mike Tyson
G A 1 year ago
Much as I dislike Tyson doing this stunt, please punch his f*****g head clean off.
Colin Matthews 1 year ago
Tyson could literally kill him. It's that much of a mismatch.
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Came up recently as another meme to describe how Kamala Harris treated Donald Trump during that debate.
Barry Fruitman 1 year ago
Jake Paul is an idiot to do this because he'll look like a tool either way. If he wins, he just beat up an old man. If he loses, he got beat up by an old man!
Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago
Jake Paul is 27y/o. Mike Tyson is 58. I'm not commenting on anyone's skills but seriously,, a guy in his late 20's versus a guy who has had a lifetime of his body being ravaged by fighting seems like it doesn't turn into bragging rights for Jake Paul. After this will he sign a contract to fight an 8y/o?
Epona 1 year ago
How many people wanted to take up professional boxing after Jake Paul became a boxer so they could get the opportunity to punch Jake Paul for all the nonsense he did in his YouTube "career"? Or, comparatively, how many people started watching Jake's matches so they could see him getting punched? I'm not this hateful about people normally, but Jake and his brother are garbage humans.
The Bearded Viking 1 year ago (edited)
Oh Please Please!!! I totally agree with G A...Please Mike, get well enough to knock that conceited, Shirley Temple-haired wanker in next week! He's only seconded in how much bulls@$#t he spins by Trump, but even then it's still a close call.
#21
To Embarrass Stephen King
Hayhaypaula 1 year ago
So he has no idea how successful Stephen King is? He thinks that he lives in his mom's basement? Huh?
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
Even if you don't read much, or watch horror films much, or get out from under your rock much, HOW THE F**K CAN YOU BE SO BLOODY STUPID THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO STEPHEN KING IS?!
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
How are you alive in English-speaking world and not know who Stephen King is?
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
He's an "American political commentator" who has $150 million, according to Wikipedia -- and he doesn't know who Stephen King is?!? Apparently not a reader.
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Stephen King is so much more famous than this idiot will ever dare dream to be.
mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 1 year ago
I mean, I just finished reading Carrie today, but sure, nobody's heard of Stephen King.
#22
To Not Show Bias
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
This is the answer I got: “Yes, like all people, Palestinians deserve to be free. The principle of freedom is rooted in human rights, which are universal. This includes the right to self-determination, the right to live in dignity, and the right to have control over their own lives and future. For Palestinians, the struggle for freedom is tied to complex historical, political, and territorial issues. Achieving peace, justice, and freedom for Palestinians and Israelis alike requires a resolution that respects the rights, security, and aspirations of both peoples.”
XenoMurph 1 year ago
Same, obviously written by a human after this issue was raised.
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M B 1 year ago
No it's not. I wrote a whole article on it on quora. They changed the answer through agents. First on gpt, then other models
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
the fact that anyone can look at what's going on over there and choose to side with israel is so baffling to me. both sides have erred, but one side is WAY worse than the other, and the less evil side is only a side at all because of decades of oppression.
mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 1 year ago
ChatGPT also told me there were two R's in strawberry, so...
chamomile tea 1 year ago
Me too! But AI is gonna take over all the jobs for sure /s
Load More Replies... Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
Everyone desererves freedom. Enough is enough. Whilst I despise what the Israeli Government and a good chunk of its people have done in murdering innocent children especially (and before you argue it, the hamas beheading babies thing was fake), I just want it all to end with a hopefully peaceful resolution. The land was shared before, why not again? Hamas have also offered to release hostages in exchange for ceasefires etc, but it's been rejected countless times. Makes you question why this genocide is still happening. :(
SUPASAAB 1 year ago
It's crazy how many genocide deniers there are out there when social media is a thing and you can watch it unfold on real time. Follow the accounts of real people who have had their families blown up and tents bombed and houses demolished and children murdered.
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#23
To Get A Date
quentariel 1 year ago
Good luck to this lady ever finding anyone. Not that she deserves it with this attitude.
Kari Panda 1 year ago
I honestly don’t understand why some women care about height. I don’t even mean the 'what matters is their personality' fact, I mean why would you physically want a very tall guy?
CK 1 year ago
I understand caring about height, but I don't understand why someone wouldn't prefer someone close to their height.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
How tall of a person is she looking for?? One that she can easily walk underneath their crotch?
PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago
Weird fetish she has, I’m this height 😂 taller than 6’2 requirement only means 1 thing
Micheala Smith 1 year ago
Jeez that would give me neck ache having to look up that high and she wants taller?! Delusional
CalamityOne 1 year ago (edited)
Looking for someone twice their height, so somewhere between 8 and 10 feet tall, lol
#24
To Spell Properly
#25
To Convert Someone To Veganism
Lexi 1 year ago
That is a truly stupid ad. Most people would say yes to trying out t-rex steak
Jane Theis 1 year ago
I could eat a t-rex, just not at one sitting. Can't say that about a chicken.
#26
To Read And Persuade People That You Are Smarter Than 85.69% Of The Population
TribbleThinking 1 year ago
Was this test result phrased this way to soften the blow, or was it set up to get rednecks to out themselves?
John L 1 year ago
it was to tell the truth while expanding a potential pool base of suckers. one born every minute!
Load More Replies... Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
By definition, 50% of the population has an IQ below 100.
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Jeremy Klaxon 1 year ago
The results of this tests are purposefully explained in a misleading way. Having an IQ of 50 places you in the top 100%, which is technically right but will totally mislead people with low IQ, which is the goal, so they don't think bad of this test.
Coffeemama05 2 months ago
I know of someone whom would do this. They think their daughter is God and is the smartest and best person ever and talks horrible about everyone but cries when no one wants to help them
#27
To Win A Girl Over
Fire Singer 1 year ago
I would be so furious with this but damn-it-all if I wouldn't laugh first.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
i'd agree to one date for a statement like that tbh, she's missing out!
#28
To Predict The Future
LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
Batman. Was it Batman? It's usually Batman. I hope it was Batman. Batman's the best.
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Barry Fruitman 1 year ago
1 million years is literally five times longer than our species has been on Earth
JimSteve 1 year ago
Do they mean heavier-than-air or dirigibles? Because balloons already existed
Jay Cee 1 year ago
Heavier than air flight had already been achieved by Otto Lilienthal in Germany and Sir George Cayley in England but they were using gliders. The first piloted and engine-powered flight of which there is written evidence took place on 14 August 1901 in Connecticut (United States) at the hands of German engineer Gustave Whitehead. Inspired by the designs of his fellow countryman Otto Lilienthal, Whitehead made some adaptations and added a small engine. His longest flight travelled over 2 kilometres and reached a height of around 60 metres after taking off using its own power. But the Wright brothers had a better publicist.
Load More Replies... ZestyBison 1 year ago
The news is like that sometimes. Everyone is moving one way and then there is that one article saying we aren't. 🚬
Coffeemama05 2 months ago
Go to Kitty Hawk (K**l Devils Sand). That’s where the magic took place. On December 17th 1903 to be exact. Also the Wright brothers promised their dad they wouldn’t fly together just in case there as an accident. So he wouldn’t lose both sons
#29
To Be Politically Correct
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
I use this Aztec Secret calcium bentonite clay make regularly and look very similar. Never once would I consider it blackface, especially with better lighting it’s obviously a dark grey-green.
rullyman 1 year ago
I don't know what these boys are doing or their intentions, but they're using face masks wrong by applying them right up to the eyes. You're supposed to avoid the sensitive areas!
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Why on earth would you just kick them out? If this really was a case of deliberate blackface then this was the school's chance to have a meaningful discussion about the subject with their pupils. Kicking them out is basically a kind of virtue signalling but won't achieve anything positive.
Mary Kelly 1 year ago
suspicious claim by the boys that they weren't using the mask for black face as people don't usually place mask on eyelids, eyebrows or under the eyes....
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
I have a Korean charcoal mask that goes like this, with better lighting however, you can tell it's more grey than it is black/brown in tone.
#30
To Collect $1.3 Million
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
That's horrible! Have a diet Coke on us!
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 1 year ago
The scam was that they put the guy's legs in a bucket of dry ice and left them like that for 10 hours They were then going to say he had a motorcycle accident in Taipei and got frostbite. He did lose his legs, but he also got charged with attempted fraud.
G A 1 year ago
I would love to see the full length pic where you can see nothing below his coat, and the cops are carrying him....
Lee Henderson 1 year ago
You all may think having a limb amputated is fire but it is more of a fashion statement.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
i thought we had some wild scams in the US, this is nuts
MZ (she/they/he) 1 year ago
And then he landed himself in jail.. play stupid games win stupid prizes
#31
Attempt To Pay Respect
LinkTheHylian 1 year ago
Bam Margera being alive is more of a surprise than Ozzy Osbourne, and that dude should have died a thousand times over before 1990!
Alexa Saltz 1 year ago
He might have meant it in a different way. Bam has had sobriety issues...
#32
To Get A New Job
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Doesn't that mean his boss has a second job though - perhaps nfp and he's part of the board?
#33
To Be Funny
David Paterson 1 year ago
There's an excellent movie about how the Indian team did it. That movie cost less than Interstellar, too.
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Ack, why do men have to insult each other by insulting the women in their life?
Simone 1 year ago
Roxy222uk You´re so right with this! Have my sisters upvote :-)
Load More Replies... Cadence Thorne 1 year ago
Hang on, what did the sister do to deserve getting dragged into this? Insult someone on their own merits, not via the women in their life.
UpupaEpops 1 year ago
For a while access to toilets wasn't a given in India. Massive investment and government intervention were needed as many people living in rural areas would have been forced to use surrounding fields and women were often attacked. It's not nearly as bad now.
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Well the average price for a BRAND NEW car in India is about $6000 freedom bucks so I imagine a toilet is pretty damn cheap.
#34
At A Sign: My Town Is Getting A New Wa Houfflese. We're Pretty Pumped
Sophia Athene 1 year ago (edited)
You so made my day!! Waffle House is my fave restaurant. I've never been in an altercation but I've dined in ones that have been made YouTube famous.
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
LOL. Somebody is either playing a joke on somebody, dyslexic or just can't spell to save their lives.
#35
To Be Patriotic
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago (edited)
...i didn't realise the day yesterday (sometimes forget because the date is the other way around) and OH MY GODFS
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Angrykitten 1 year ago
what exactly do some Americans mean when they say respect the flag? As a Canadian I don't get the American obsession with their flag.
Cathy Roberts 1 year ago
It's not all of us. It tends to be an alt right thing. They think flying 16 flags makes them more patriotic, even as they're voting for someone who clearly wants to be a dictator.
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Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
guys in my class in an airplane game: Hey, Farah, look its you! *proceeds to hit plane through towers* me: 🙄😑😪🥱
Load More Replies... MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
It is also known as Jenga in America, I don't know what they were going for.
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#36
To Get A Tattoo That Looks Like The Picture
Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
My sister has a weird greyhound cross something she adopted from the pound. He legitimately looks just like that picture on the right.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
The one on the right makes me want to say "Who's a good boy?!"
#37
To Stay Retired
highwaycrossingfrog 1 year ago
Don't invest what you can't afford to lose. And definitely don't invest in an impeached recently convicted felon
Jon Steensen 1 year ago
I guess it was bonds that Trump issued, which, unsurpricingly for everyone but his loyal fans, failed missrable as everything that man touch does. Once again, Trump found a way to milk his loyal followers (read: suckers) for money. A lot of money could have been made on that bond, if only you had been smart enough to short it.
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#38
To Defend Drake
iseefractals 1 year ago
1) A pedophile is defined as someone who is attracted to prepubescent children, 16 don't qualify. 2) The guy gave an overview of the actual law as it currently stands. Until very recently, in japan it was 12, in some parts of Europe it continues to be 14 or 15 years old. He stated a fact, if that's the response he got from his fiance, he dodged a bullet.
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JustAnotherCommenter(she/they) 1 year ago
Drake was shown to be a pedo, and Kendrick released a song called not like us calling him a pedo by saying “trying to strike a chord but it’s probably a minor” and this guy is trying to defend drake for being a pedo
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1LittleGranny64 2 months ago
It’s revolting even if it’s legal. Men don’t need to be messing with teenagers.
Load More Replies... Epona 1 year ago
I'm not sure I see a connection between your godparents both being 16 when they eloped and you liking older men. They were the same age.
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To Argue With Fans
Arenite 1 year ago
To be free of ignorant racists? We should all wish for thats
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JuJu 1 year ago
I like the new doctor. Finally free of guild and shame and full of love and good vibes. @everyone crying about wokeness: the doctor is an alien who flirted with a tree (just one example). Be kind 😗
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
I flirted with a tree once. My insurance agent wasn't happy about it.
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David 1 year ago
Apparently true. I had not heard of this doctor or the controversy but I just googled and it is covered a lot of places. The link below talks about it and has a link to the Variety article where he said it. Giving this link because it also talks about viewership numbers. https://thatparkplace.com/ncuti-gatwas-doctor-who-ratings-plummet-after-he-told-viewer-dont-watch-turn-off-the-tv/
Load More Replies... Nimitz 1 year ago
To be clear, people are complaining about a gay kiss and the fact that he's black, and f*****g fabulous. The writing and acting is excellent. It is 100% about bigotry
Untamed Snark 1 year ago
I really hope they bring back Rogue, they had great chemistry.
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Earonn - 1 year ago
Correlation doesn't mean causation, and I doubt it was 50%. Is that from the Daily Heil?
David 1 year ago
the 50% part is apparently pretty close. I can't say it is all caused by his statement in the Variety interview. "That means “Space Babies” saw viewership decline by just shy of 45% compared to “The Church on Ruby Road.” “The Devil’s Chord” saw viewership decline by just shy of 49%."
Load More Replies... Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
it's really NOT a fail because the 50% that it allegedly (i don't believe it was actually that high a percentage) dropped by simply aren't wanted in the whovian fandom. Because the reason Ncuti said this was because of homophobic and racist abuse. The doctor hates bigotry!
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago
I'm certainly not homophobic - I'm gay. The last series of Dr Who, I tried, I really did, but it's too juvenile. Disney have obviously put caveats on their investment. Shame, I have been a lifelong fan, but I can't do it any more after the disaster of the Chibnall era and now this. I give up.
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Rebecca McManus 1 year ago
I suspect it's the rubbish storyline of last season that caused viewership to drop rather than him
WubiDubi 1 year ago
Regenerating the Dr. as a previous incarnation (what sort of lore is that) shows they were in desparate times for a success formula formula. Ncuti is better than many others.
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago
"Better than many others"? There are not that many Doctors! I don't mind him, I mind the dumbing down and the bad writing.
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#40
To Be Taken Seriously
David Morgan 1 year ago
Ah yes, I see the logic here. Unfortunately for them, I too have no actual powers, but since I'm in training to be the President of Earth, I expect to be treated as such, right now. So since fake Police rank below fake Presidents, I'm going to issue a fake decree to have them thrown in fake prison just for irritating me.
Marcos Valencia 1 year ago (edited)
The RSF (Reddit Special Forces) seriouly managing your comment about "Inside Out 2".
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago (edited)
Oh f**k off you cunting shithead. Bollocks to your d******d c*********g self importance. I just thought people may enjoy filling in the gaps to pass the time... Edit. I can't believe I got away with 'cunting'!
Farah the Turtle 1 year ago (edited)
lol the bp staff noticed kunting and now its gone XD
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#41
To Manufacture Consent For Endless War
Max Fox 1 year ago
Maybe because the protestors themselves were making it all about themselves. They couldn't care less about what's happening to Palestinians any more than they care about the ongoing civil war in Sudan. It's just a cheap and easy way to demonstrating your "Woke" credentials - spend a few days in a pup tent on campus with 30 other wealthy White kids, congratulating each other on how morally superior they are to everybody else. The fact that they don't care if Trump wins (which would be far far worse for the Palestinians), so long as they are able to prove their moral superiority over other White Americans tells me all that I need to know about who they really care about.
cadena kuhn 1 year ago
I remember there was a huge protest in Miami when I was in college i would catch the news on the bus every day and not once did they mention what they were protesting it drove me nuts
Barry Fruitman 1 year ago
A. They have stopped reporting on Gaza and B. The school protests are valid news
1LittleGranny64 2 months ago
I suspect their late night pundits would agree.
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#42
To Prevent People Taking Your Nft
Abel 1 year ago
NFTs... That scheme who made some idiots believe they would become rich in no time...
Kira Okah 1 year ago (edited)
The term is "speculative market bubble". NFTs are just one of the most recent. Before that it was sealed graded video games, and there was a coin market bubble in the 80s. The people running it are expecting that it is not them holding the worthless item when the bottom falls out and the bubble bursts, because the bubble always bursts.
Load More Replies... somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
nfts are the stupidest s**t humanity's come up with in a while
David 1 year ago
I saw a good youtube video explaining NFTs. They have legit purposes but the stuff that doesn't seem stupid is more related to contract stuff. Again, I'm not explaining it as well as he did, but in general think of a way to make certain agreements public and everyone can see it. So - not all NFTs are art but I agree the art ones selling for tons of money are stupid. And you don't even have exclusive use of the art. the very nature of the public block chain is anyone can follow the link to the art you bought (but I think technically didn't actually buy the art - I get lost in the details)
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#43
To Make A Visual Representation Of Angles
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
If that had worked out, I'd have thought it was great--I'm clueless with angles
#44
To Get A 20% Tip. We Had Three Glasses Of Water And Three Drinks. The Server Scribbled Over The Lesser Percentage Options And Circled What Was Expected
AlexJ 1 year ago
Scribble over the 2 and the 7.9 and draw another happy face
Load More Replies... Historyharlot93 1 year ago
You have to understand tipping culture in the USA. The 15-20% is considered part of the wages. My son works at a restaurant, when he’s working the take out counter he gets $14/hr. When he waits on tables, he gets $8.90/hr + tips. He works at a high end restaurant and can clear $40-50/ hr. He gets a lower wage because the tips are supposed to bring you up to minimum wage and beyond. But people know to tip at expensive restaurants. It’s the poor waiters at the cheaper restaurants like Wafflehouse, etc. And yes, even bars you have 3 drinks at, where the servers get shafted on the tips. It’s not a fair system, I think everyone should be paid minimum wage, but that’s the reality, it’s the “rules”, so tip for goodness sake. HOWEVER, you don’t need to tip at every freaking fast food restaurant and food stand that has the tip screen come up. That’s getting out of hand.
Load More Replies... ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
Do they do this for all of their checks? That sounds like a lot of extra work to me. When I'm rolling with a section of 7-10 tables at a time, I don't have the time to f*****g write on the checks. Just put in good work and the tips will come. Jesus.
frederick clause 1 year ago
If a tip is expected and/or mandatory then it is no longer a tip. It is a portion of the price and should be included in the price. If it's not included then it should be considered false advertising.
Corwin 02 1 year ago
I am sorry $12 for an Amaretto ? I buy a whole bottle for 15 , markup ok , but this is insane.
rullyman 1 year ago
If you look at the top of the receipt, you can see it's an airport bar
Load More Replies... Donkeywheel 1 year ago
That’s why there is this concept of “price”. You know, the amount of money that represents what it costs (ingredients, labor) to make it. No tip, thank you.
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#45
To Do Something Impossible
Marcos Valencia 1 year ago
Substitute "superhighway" with "railway" and you will receive my attention.
rullyman 1 year ago
"Superhighway" doesn't have to mean cars, and given that this was proposed by the former president of the Russian railways and follows the route of the Trans-Siberian railway, it's clearly meant to be rail.
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Dominik 1 year ago
Yay, fork the Trans-Siberian Railway towards the US and Canada. I guess people would do it :-) And London -> Moscow is possible, already
rullyman 1 year ago
Tricky at the moment because of the war. I've met a few people who've done it and said the Russian portion is pretty boring. 10 days of looking at pine trees :/
Load More Replies... Skara Brae 1 year ago
The vast majority of that trip would be through flat land with little view and few interesting stops along the way.
Christopher Walkies 1 year ago
A brilliant attempt to get EU and US to fund a Trans-Russia super project.
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Fun Fact: Remember the movie, 'The Great Race', with The Great Leslie (Tony Curtis) and Professor Fate (Jack Lemmon) competing in an auto race from New York to Paris in the early 1900s? They went up to Alaska, crossed the Bering Strait, and then drove on to Paris? Well, such a race was actually run back in the day. The winning car was a 'Thomas Flyer'.
Dumb teenager 1 year ago
Could maybe work with massive investment and some underground tunnels, but there'd be litterally no insentive to not just take a plane
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago (edited)
It’s only 53 miles with Diomede islands in-between, so two 25-ish mile bridges. absolutely possible & the probability isn’t based on cost, but engineering. The real concern is weather.
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To Enshrine The Most Fascistic, Traitorous Bullshit I've Ever Witnessed In My Life Into Law
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
Well, that sounds like it violates the first amendment, and not in the way Musk complains about when his advertisers withdraw. As in, actually what the first amendment is there to stop happening, the government deciding what you can or cannot say about a government.
David 1 year ago
Never believe the twisted summaries of bills that people post on places like FB or twitter. The actual text does not say you can't criticize a jew. https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text
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Tamra 1 year ago
This madness is what comes from allowing people to buy members of government. How many politicians (yes, on BOTH sides) regularly receive money from AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee)? Too damn many. We will never, EVER have a true representative democracy until we get lobbying OUT of our government.
Thomas Biorogue 1 year ago
They should wear patches on their suits of their sponsors. Like NASCAR drivers.
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Barry Fruitman 1 year ago (edited)
Judaism =/= Zionism. I'm Jewish and I criticize Israel all the time. Also the majority of Zionists are evangelical Christians.
PFD 1 year ago
I'm not saying that the IHRA definition of antisemitism is ideal, but it does not say that criticism of Israel is antisemitism: "Manifestations might include the targeting of the state of Israel, conceived as a Jewish collectivity. However, criticism of Israel similar to that leveled against any other country cannot be regarded as antisemitic."
David 1 year ago
I was unaware of this bill but upon reading it, I don't see that it says you can't criticize Jews. It talks about not being able to discriminate against... based on... (jew, black etc). Read it and decide for yourself. https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text
1LittleGranny64 2 months ago
Otherwise they’d have to admit that selling weapons to a nation that has fired on seven of its neighbours in two years might be a bad idea.
Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
Wow, this really is fascism ..... if it's correct ( I'm an Aussie )
Al Padilla 1 year ago
But don't forget: Arabs are also Semites. So, if you criticize Hamas, or ISIS, you're also being anti-semitic.
#47
To Ask People To Not Eat On The Carpet
giku T 1 year ago
looks like the man in the pink shirt is trying to hide that his mouth is full.
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 1 year ago
You didn’t ask nicely, next time, please no carpet munching. Or give us hours when it is ok to munch a little.
Gowri Sasikumar 1 year ago
The hindi translation above says Eating on the floor is strictly prohibited- a valid sign since many families traditionally eat their meals, sitting on the floor instead of a dining table. Indians aren't carpet eaters- just that some of them suck at English!
KittyGaming 1 year ago
No not eating on the carpet but asking not to pull out their own carpets, some countries eat on little mats on the ground instead of at a table
#48
To Fight Misinformation
Jay Cee 1 year ago
Certainly not - the 9/11 acts were organised by Saudis who were trained by that international purveyor of terrorism . . . the CIA . . . oopsie!
Load More Replies... ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago (edited)
I’m certain he speaks of the Sequoia, which is now privately owned and based on D.C. but currently undergoing renovations in Belfast. … Maine
Leesa DeAndrea 1 year ago
The attackers were Saudi Arabians. So if course Bush went to war with Iraq.
Jay Cee 1 year ago
Afghanistan - but you're right about Bush's close, personal friends, the Saudis.
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#49
To Use The Disney Font
Little Bestie Capybara 1 year ago
Repeat after me kids: double check your fonts, it'll be worth it later
#50
To Sell A Cyber Truck In Denver
Dekker451 1 year ago
Probably. For one thing, it looks like the side panels are bolted on as opposed to glued on, like the original.
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Nunya Biznass 1 year ago
I don't see a difference. Those "trucks" literally look like a kid drew a crooked-a$$ pentagon, put "wheels" on the bottom & went, "Look! I drew a car!" Then Elon went, "omg that's f*King AWESOME" & actually had it made. It looks like an ultra sh!t concept car from the early 80's. & idiots with too much money fall for the "cyber" label & drive that sh!t around like the emperors new clothes😮💨😑
#51
To Do A Tiktok Prank
Betta Fish 1 year ago
No matter how bad someone does, wishing death on someone for doing a prank (a stupid, reckless and illegal one, I am aware of that) is really messed up, just be happy that he was found guilty.
Load More Replies... Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
For them that care, it seems his time in jail may have done the trick. He seems to have turned his life around and was last seen doing modelling work: https://x.com/madmanmizzy/status/1778145753090675142
karen snyder 1 year ago
When I was this kid's age, neither tiktok, iPhone or ebike existed. This whole headline was a far off nightmare. I know, I just sound old, (born in '80,) but I feel so sad for today's young people.
1LittleGranny64 2 months ago
What are you talking about kid? You’re just a baby!
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#52
...at Being Humble
PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago (edited)
And he enjoyed Rayguns performance 😂 stoners are funny people
Jon Steensen 1 year ago
There is a way around that... start donating money until you have less than a billion dollars left.
#53
To Be Inclusive
Fellfromthemoon 1 year ago (edited)
I don't know, I have a really curvy female body and I wear men's/unisex T-shirts mostly. Moreover, I have pants, shorts and jeans designed for the male anatomy.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Yes, but physical shape isn't. The two designs are *cut* differently. Just because someone is non-binary doesn't mean their body isn't a particular shape.
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To Convince You To Go With This Dentistry…
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
And they're not even centered in his mouth. He's got a Tom Cruise smile.
Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago
TEETH, PRECIOUS!! In Riddles in the Dark, Bilbo gives Gollum the riddle "30 white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stay still". The answer is 'teeth!' and Gollum answers it correctly, but questions it as he only has 12. I guess this was after he lost his Ring. SORRY FOR NERDING OUT I JUST FREAKING LOVE TOLKIEN
#55
To Sound Tough
Corwin 02 1 year ago
I see a business opportunity here to have a little stall renting out steel toed boots
Jess Smith 1 year ago
I'm Reform-athiest-agnostic-ignostic but I'm still going to get dressed up looking like a super Orthodox Jew (complete with snood) for kicking this holocaust denying bag of dirt
Rebekah Fuentes 1 year ago
He sounds like the coach from Beavis & Butthead!🤣 "Kick me in the jimmies!" "Yes, do it again!".
#56
To Paint A Message On The New Driveway
#57
To Live In The Real World
Ruth Kilpatrick 1 year ago
That last comment is how we used to get our groceries from the Company Store in the Mill Village.
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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago
Does no one take the bus or walk to and from the shop?
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David Morgan 1 year ago
Corwin is a moron, as are Slazac's parents. If you order online, fine. If you have already gone to the store to pick and pay for items, take them with you. Having someone else make an additional round trip is stupid.
#58
At Making A Readable Title
#59
To Take A Break From Gaming
Lost Panda 1 year ago
I'm a gamer... have been since being little... This... this is an embarrassment
Kari Panda 1 year ago
This. I‘ve done my fair share of 'C**p, I should have gone to sleep hours ago', especially while progress raiding, but 'withdrawal'? If it’s that serious, she needs professional help.
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TribbleThinking 1 year ago
It's alright. The technicalities are now moot as the not breathing will have rendered all her problems as problems no more.
Load More Replies... David Morgan 1 year ago
No, it doesn't. That's how allergic reactions, absurd hyperbole or attention seeking work. Addiction is a problem and should be taken seriously, this fool should not.
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To Sell $3500 Headsets In This Economy
Kira Okah 1 year ago
The price is in addition to them just plain sucking. There are better headsets for less than a grand (well, I think that was the second hand price, no clue about new, still better than the Apple one).
iseefractals 1 year ago
LOL. You've clearly never used one. The only shortcoming for the thing (other than price) is the lack of dedicated apps designed specifically for it.....a problem that will be solved in time. Apple filed 5000 patents while developing the thing, 5 motion sensors, 6 microphones and twelve cameras' there's so much sensor data going into the thing it required it's own dedicated piece of silicon to process it all. Are there better gaming headsets? Absolutely. But that's not what the vision pro is. It's in a segment all it's own, and there's nothing that compares.
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Nicola Mawson 1 year ago
Didn't Google make something similar a substantial amount of time ago?
#61
To Be The Victim
iseefractals 1 year ago
Someone insults someone based on their religion, the person they insulted then makes the same insult toward the original offender on the same basis, that original offender than plays the victim. Think a rapper getting "Offended" that a white person is singing along to their lyrics.
Load More Replies... JustAnotherCommenter(she/they) 1 year ago
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Yes...America must be under religious rule. THAT'S what you can expect.
#62
To Be A Pick Me
rullyman 1 year ago
These right wing women learn pretty quickly that the leopards will eat their face too.
Betsy Johnson 1 year ago
"But I thought the leopards only ate OTHER people's faces!"
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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
Sometimes it is amazing to believe that there are still people like this.
#63
To Be A Sane Human Being
PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago (edited)
I love history so my stupid brain is all - yeah no way if they lived at the same time period would a queen raised in luxury be eager to date a dude born in a manger out of wedlock from a non prominent family that became a carpenter
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
de-lu-sion•al I dellooZH(a) nal | adjective °characterized by or holding false beliefs or judgments about external reality that are held despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary, typically as a symptom of a mental condition: hospitalization for schizophrenia and delusional paranoia. °based on or having faulty judgment; mistaken:
PFD 1 year ago
Ummm.... Gary Peterson is an anti-MAGA comedy account. This is like mocking the Onion for getting its facts wrong.
Sand Ers 1 year ago
Parody is dead. It is no longer possible to offer an idea so extreme that no reasonable person could think it was true. People this batshit crazy are out there, and they’re loud about it now.
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#64
To Survive The Grind
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
That's 48 hours left in the entire week for anything else. At a max that's just under 7 hours of sleep total if nothing else.
#65
To Have A Brand New Car In This Neighborhood
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
No, all the WHEELS got stolen. I mean, yes, the tyres were also stolen, but only because they were attached to the wheels.
#66
To Keep Men Out
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
It’s fine if they want to make it women only. Presumptuous on gender, but whatever. Just don’t make it a public exhibit, since this would exclude a fair share of the public. Make it a private, invite-only showing or a private group showing. Can’t have it both ways.
PFD 1 year ago
That was necessary to the exhibit as an art act though. The legal action was in effect an attempt to prevent the artwork from existing. It was an exploration of gender privilege, entitlement, etc. (If I remember rightly, the works supposedly kept from men turned out to have been faked for the exhibition... It was all about perceptions.)
Load More Replies... Verena 1 year ago
Well ... in Germany and other countries "Women's Houses" exist. Absolutely no men allowed.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
But those are banned for men for a complete different reason, the exhibit did it to create a debate
Load More Replies... TribbleThinking 1 year ago
It was all pure publicity seeking. The exhibit was supposed to include a Picasso or something. Lots of in court fighting and news coverage later, the rich woman behind it all admitted the paintings were fakes and tried to justify it.
I’ve Seen Things 1 year ago
This museum is known for its “edgy” and “provocative” installations. It has a machine that generates poop and defecates daily, it has a wall of vågïnä molds etc etc. They are loving this publicity and will probably fight it until the end, then open to everyone the day after.
#67
To Increase Employee Moral
Vermonta 1 year ago
Well, she has a bachelor of science degree, so maybe it was just an experiment.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
It's not Three it's Thee. Pronounced like The. Don't ask me why!
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cj be like 1 year ago
Megan doesn't deserve these sort of people working for her- he could have at least said 'have fun' beforehand
Papa 1 year ago
I don't know anything about this young lady, but I'm puzzled by her name, since a stallion is a male horse. Maybe someone can explain it to me?
Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago
I'm not very familiar with celebrities myself but I'm pretty sure it's just a last name. Last names don't take genders, for example Johnson does not become Johndaughter. It had nothing to do with her gender as far as I know. I could be wrong though.
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To Shame The Student Protestors
David Morgan 1 year ago
If the writer means the civil rights protesters had the wrong methods, OK. If they mean that the civil rights protesters had the wrong message, they can f**k off.
Max Fox 1 year ago
The civil rights movement also voted for the best candidates, and didn't wait around for the "Perfect" candidate. The Christian Right voted for Trump, who they hate, because he said he would put right wing judges in the SCOTUS. The Left refused to vote for CLinton because she wasn't perfect, and so we now have the SCOTUS that we have. They still refuse to learn, because they are still making it all about themselves, and how they will feel for voting for somebody who isn't perfect. The left also refuses to try to convince others of the rightness of their cause. All they can say is "it's not my job to enlighten you", leaving the field to the wingnuts and their toxic b******t.
#69
To Stop Antisemitism
Betsy Johnson 1 year ago
Exactly! The number of people who think being held accountable is hate speech is genuinely terrifying. Genocide is genocide, regardless of who does it.
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#70
To Get Free Food As An “Food Influencer”
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Yes - how and why people think "influencer" is a worthwhile activity.
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#71
To Have Freedom Of Speech In America
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago (edited)
I’m not sure people understand what freedom of speech entails. The First Amendment protects us against government limits on our freedom of expression, but it doesn’t prevent private employers, businesses, organizations,, entities, groups, individuals etc from setting their own rules or policies on what speech is accepted.
pelemele 1 year ago
And to my knowledge, this first amendment does not give the absolute right to say anything about anyone or any subject (like incitement to hatred etc.). It is rather the assurance that the State will not censor opinions or journalistic speeches that do not go in its direction.
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KL Harrold 1 year ago
Students in a pro-Palestine group were arrested on various charges including trespass, resisting or obstructing an officer and criminal damage to property, among other things. The author, and some of the people in the replies, seems to think they were arrested for being pro-Palestine or saying pro-Palestine things rather than, for example, illegally occupying land...
Load More Replies... LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 1 year ago
Fake picture? ‘State police’. And they only have matching chest pieces in the front?
Jon Steensen 1 year ago
Freedom of speech does not mean that you can put up a tent inside a mall, a metrostation, or wherever that is. Camping isn't speaking, and you can't just sneak every action you want to do in under the right to free speech.
Verena 1 year ago
Closer investigation will prove this is AI. And freedom of speech is limited - saying "I don't like person XY" is free, "I am going to buy a gun and kill person XY" will have consequences.
PFD 1 year ago
No: "New Mexico State Police and UNM police prepare to make arrests of pro-Palestinian protesters occupying the Student Union building at the University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, N.M., on early Tuesday morning, April 30, 2024. (Chancey Bush/The Albuquerque Journal via AP)". Yes, there's a lot of AI fakery - but it's as damaging to dismiss reality is AI (without evidence) as it is to accept AI fakes as real. Do the damn checking.
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To Have A Free Press
Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago
The fail was that they were arresting journalists (presumably for just doing their job - maybe covering a protest?) when the First Amendment guarantees freedom of press
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To Understand Population Density
PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago (edited)
Wait is the is upside down? I’m Australian so I’m a little confused and I’m not going to google
mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 1 year ago
Ok, so Wisconsinite here. The blue areas are places with big cities, such as Milwaukee, Madison, and Green Bay. Big cities, in general, tend to be more liberal. The red areas have smaller populations. There are "towns" in Wisconsin that consist of a handful of houses, a bar, and a gas station. Also, Wisconsin is a swing state.
mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 1 year ago
If we were truly a blue state, I wouldn't have to watch and listen to so many political ads.
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#74
To Resurrect Her Reputation
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
A lot of groups can't make out the difference though, lots of trouble here in Germany for that reason
Load More Replies... Betsy Johnson 1 year ago
I don't think she understands that "activism for Israel" is different from "activism against antisemitism." Supporting the nation means supporting the government, which is very different from the actual religion. Also antizionism does not mean antisemitism
#75
To Advocate For Free Speech
Trillian 1 year ago
To advocate for free speech you need to understand the concept first. It doesn't mean you can spout any old s**t without consequences.
iseefractals 1 year ago
But those consequences aren't levied by the government outside of a very narrow set of restrictions which pertain to threats or incitement of violence or advertising or soliciting illegal activity. Which means while you "might" get your a*s kicked for using a racial slur, the government doesn't have the right to impose legal consequences for doing so, nor do they, or should they have the right to COMPEL the use of specific words in pertaining to anything or anyone. The concept of "free speech" boils down to the ability to think, and to express those thoughts in a productive and useful manner. No one else has the right to dictate the terms of those things.
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