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I Wrote Inappropriate “Children’s” Books And Here Are Some Of My Worst Titles (42 Pics)
I'm an amateur comedian on TikTok and YouTube. I publish these children's style books for adults with a dark sense of humor like me. Then I read them to strangers and upload their reactions.
People often believe I'm targeting children with these books. Which creates a lot of anger and outrage in my comment sections. These are some of my best sellers.
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#1
Final score:
92points
Ongawa Nakata 3 years ago
Omg THAT happened!! We were sleeping in the rust color granada and had to eat cheap fast food until we moved into a homeless shelter. Forgot THAT happened!!!
I'm a big fan of dark humor. And I like the concept of shocking children with adult themes. As a joke, of course. I publish many books. They will offend you if you're the type to get offended.
I don't look for ideas for my books, they just come to mind and I realize them. My brain is full of extremely inappropriate ideas. I finally found a way to channel them.
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#2
Final score:
81points
DUN DUN 3 years ago
Here comes the Candy Man Van, Candy Man Van, Candy Man Van, Here comes the Candy Man Van, in all his glory!
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Laura Silverstein 3 years ago
And a title of my own: “DEA, CPS, and other alphabet people who come to visit”
#3
Final score:
78points
L.a. Williams 3 years ago
No my oldest were born before I married hubby they. Hubby wanted lies not me
Toya Walker 3 years ago
For whatever reason, my daughter doesn't believe in Santa Claus. She believes in the tooth fairy though & constantly pulls any loose tooth out 😌🤷🏽🤣🤣🤣 My little Oprah in the making😒😳
As I mentioned before, I don't struggle to come up with ideas. However, coming up with good rhymes might be a challenge sometimes. From time to time I have to make up words or pronounce them differently. When my creativity flows, I am able to create a book in about an hour.
#4
Final score:
73points
Rachael Sampson 3 years ago
Some glue manufacturers make their stuff from animal products
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Rachael Sampson 3 years ago
Some glue factories use animal products for their stuff.
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Pearl 3 years ago
Only a few of the glue manufacturers still distribute glue made from animals nowadays. But even so, the title is funny
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#5
Final score:
65points
Max Steinstein 3 years ago
Please someone stop this madman. Our society can't commentary this illuminating.
I do get a lot of negativity around my work. I have developed a very thick skin for dealing with angry commenters and trolls. I actually appreciate it when people get angry and misunderstand my comedy because they often share it more than the people who like it.
#6
Final score:
64points
Def not Mr. C 3 years ago
The whole concept of stuff like this is stupid. Like who was sitting in an office and what like oh wait... this is freaking genius
AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH 3 years ago
Ikr! The whole “siblings greeting each other like ‘hey bro’ or ‘hey sis’” is so dumb too! it’s seriously like “sup” “screw off”!
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best turtle 3 years ago
i would make a joke but this concept is so used it probably wouldn't matter
#7
Final score:
62points
Something 3 years ago
The parents don't want to introduce their other partner until the kids are used to Chad.
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I know that comedy like this isn't for everyone. The content in these books is for satire purposes and does not reflect anyone's real opinions or experience.
#8
Final score:
59points
Rachael Sampson 3 years ago (edited)
Karens have many different hair colors (and genders too called Kyles) they don't all look the same.
#9
Final score:
59points
Marcus Mcgilbert Gilbertson the 3rd 1 year ago
people that put their real age on tinder 😃 -people that dont use tinder 🙂 -People that dont care 😐
#10
Final score:
58points
ZAPanda 3 years ago
I don't understand this one. My understanding of "simp" is that it is a toxic masc term for a male who tries to be decent towards females. Am I misunderstanding?
Troux 3 years ago
It's actually more of an obsessive almost stalker relationship directed at one person. Defining nature of a simp is that they don't really hide it, do everything they can for this person they like, and are happy to be walked all over by them even though that person doesn't return any feelings or sometimes even recognition. It's gender neutral, but most commonly male for female. It's become VERY common recently due to online personalities (streamers, influencers, bloggers etc.) having direct contact with their fanbase. Onlyfans/Patreon takes advantage of this, since you can send money directly to your favorite obsession and they will see that it came from you. I don't really follow the picture, but the caption is basically saying dad is going to leave all the inheritance to someone he's superficially obsessed with.
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#11
Final score:
56points
Aaron Simister 3 years ago
This is awesome! Ive seen the the rap music video on YouTube. Hilarious!
#12
Final score:
55points
#13
Final score:
51points
Katherine Stevens 3 years ago
F*** pennywise. That traumatized as a child in the 90's, I will f*** a clown up!
#14
Final score:
51points
Abby Harrison 3 years ago
I think im a hipster. I vape weed, and sometimes eat organic. does that count?
#15
Final score:
50points
Shea Reznick 3 years ago
where is dad on the couch a stained white tank top and boxer shorts drinking his 10th beer?
#16
Final score:
49points
LeeBreezy 3 years ago
but they can sure as hell sue for everything you got....dont ask how i know
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Destiney Haddox 3 years ago
It's not true. They THINK they're better and they have more opportunities but they're definitely not better than anyone else just because their parents have money.
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#18
Final score:
47points
Max Steinstein 3 years ago
Is this a joke? I literally can't tell if this is supposed to be ironic or not.
Charles Bosse 3 years ago
Kids these days just don't understand the cancel culture of the past, like "satanic panic" and "genocide", fortunately this helpful guide exists.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
It looks like a few brats will be triggered and downvote that... Arrogant people don't like being forced into self-awareness.
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Final score:
45points
CJ M 3 years ago
If one breaks a law are they both imprisoned? Do they count as one person or two? What makes up a person anyway?If one gets married and the other is ace does the ace person just have to suffer while the other two f**k? Or worse, if the other ISNT ace does he just watch?
AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH 3 years ago
I can answer the isnt part: join in on the fun
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#20
Final score:
44points
#21
Final score:
43points
#22
Final score:
42points
Brad Gosse (Submission author) 3 years ago
Nice one. Thanks for spotting!
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41points
clever username 3 years ago
As I am writing this I get the feeling people are going to think I’m to sensitive but my father was in prison for a period I don’t think this was funny. It’s something that a lot of children are affected by and I don’t appreciate it being made into a joke. I have nothing against this artist but I just want to raise awareness
ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago
there actually is a real book about this called " when dad went to jail"
#24
Final score:
41points
SilentBob731 3 years ago
It's like a cows opinion, it doesn't matter... ;-)
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#26
Final score:
38points
Jerry Canvas 3 years ago
That's the point, it pokes fun at the u.s. Justice system and it's apparently racist cops.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
All it reminds me of is a Set It Off song, but I think that's not it...
LeeBreezy 3 years ago
baa baa black sheep, have you any soul? "no sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?"
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#27
Final score:
35points
Xenthia 3 years ago
Probably cause his loving kids don't want him in the house no more. Happens often and it's always sad.
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#28
Final score:
35points
Elizabeth Sundby 3 years ago
did anyone else think of something else when it said "Santas little humper"
Space whale 3 years ago
Yes. you're not the only one who has a dirty mind.
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#29
Final score:
34points
Charles Bosse 3 years ago
Maybe it's so inbred it's a donkey that looks like a bear or a bear that looks like a donkey? Either way, not going to work out so well.
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#30
Final score:
32points
Lucca Wenner 3 years ago
Do you really not know how breeding is handled if someone does not pay mega extra money for artificial insemination?! The mares are tied down, their back hooves tied down so they do not kick the very expensive stallion. It is NOT pretty and certainly not part of nature calling.
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Charles Bosse 3 years ago
Wait, are there horses that people own that get to choose their partners?
Xenthia 3 years ago
I'm sure there's some hippie out there somewhere who lets her animals practice free love.
Load More Replies... Charles Bosse 3 years ago
Probably comics were out of order. It's a whore's, er, horse's life. (BTW, I am totally in favor of sex workers doing what they want to, my comment is more of a reflection on how we often mistreat people and animals)
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#31
Final score:
32points
Denisa George 3 years ago
That's just sad. If you marry someone with children, that's a package deal. The step kids are just as good as yours.
#32
Final score:
32points
#33
Final score:
29points
#34
Final score:
28points
#35
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27points
#36
Final score:
25points
Charles Bosse 3 years ago
I think if you take another look at that "roast beef" you'll be pretty sure.
Load More Replies... Lucca Wenner 3 years ago
Reminds me of the acrobatic girl team in the Olympics. Was it the one in Canada! Camel toe was so bad in those girls, I could not even watch it that year!
#37
Final score:
24points
#38
Final score:
23points
#39
Final score:
22points
#40
Final score:
20points
Destiney Haddox 3 years ago
Why are most of them bald?! That's messed up, so bald guys are sex offenders? If I was a bald guy, I'd be so sad right now! 😭
Gary Geracci 2 years ago
Never mind Bald, WHY are most Dark skinned? My skin is dark too, Offensive this!
#41
Final score:
17points
Paul Pienkowski 2 years ago
Would read and give to my children! It's like Giant Microbes. Makes learning about the pandemic less scary. 👍🏼
#42
Final score:
15points
Office Manager 3 years ago
No this one isn't appropriate. Because it dehumanizes actual people experiencing this. If you can't imagine that hurt then that's dehumanizing. And no, they're not in on the joke. Please don't repeat the conjoined twin ones, be a good craftsman.
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Fun fact : in French French, "gosse" means "kid", but in Canadian French, it means "testicle".
Bicurious cat 3 years ago
I remember A few years ago when this came out it got so many down votes
Leigha 3 years ago
This couldn't have possibly been this stupid on purpose. Not even the least bit funny or entertaining.
Lexipoo 3 years ago
The title didn’t say it was funny, but I thought it was entertaining
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Fun fact : in French French, "gosse" means "kid", but in Canadian French, it means "testicle".
Bicurious cat 3 years ago
I remember A few years ago when this came out it got so many down votes
Leigha 3 years ago
This couldn't have possibly been this stupid on purpose. Not even the least bit funny or entertaining.
Lexipoo 3 years ago
The title didn’t say it was funny, but I thought it was entertaining
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