30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

"😂" she said unprofessionally

This is why it is now hard to believe any real heartwarming stories on the internet these days

Basically all corporate world, using pompous words to bulls**t their way into high level positions...

Wow... see what I was saying earlier, the internet is just fiction now

As a job hunter, it actually helps. Haven't heard back from company x in 2'weeks and their HR suddenly checks your profile - need to follow up today with person who viewed.

This "non-executive director" is so proud of their new invention. We better not tell her...

Hey, I met that guy! I think he's still talking about himself. Or to himself. Something like that...

That feels like every platform

Humility at its best!!!

You what? So this prick assumes that his interns should be poor, and punishes them for not being poor? How the f*** does a boss have anything to say about an employee's personal belongings anyway? It's insane how many people confuse wealth with personal worth.

Wow, this is so embarassing that it hurts.

With a heart heavy as a stone he sat behind his mahogany desk engulfed in the warm yellowish light of his turn-of-the-century banker's lamps, while he read yet another publisher's e-mail rejecting his manuscript. Apparently his style of writing was deemed to be 'archaic' and 'over the top'.

And then everyone clapped.

How would you like to have your patience tested every day? Congratulations, you're just the kind of doormat we're looking for!

Sounds more like testing to see how long you'll put up w disrespect

"Congratulation, you let me disrespect you and make you waste time to an extent which can sensibly be considered psychological torture. That's exactly what my employees have to handle everyday, so the job is yours!"

That wasn't a test of patience, it was to see which applicants were so desperate for a job that they'd be willing to put up with the bosses BS even before they were paid for anything. Proof that you are willing to work hard off the clock. They also suck at math. Six people show up, 3 leave and only two left that are hired...what happened to the sixth person?

I would have left after 30 minutes. No interest in working for a company that can't be on time for a job interview.

You don't keep an appointment YOU are unprofessional, and a rotten person to work for. The end.

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My time isn't free. I'd give them one hour.

WOW, if anyone sees positives in this story that they need to share with others, I really hope their friends and family can also see the type of power play that the poster thinks is impressive.

Why would you want to hire someone who has nothing better to do than wait around for an interviewer that can't even meet his own schedule. Hire the guy that left at 9am after he was left hanging in the waiting room for 2 hours without so much as a word of explanation from the interviewer.

So 4 people didn't fall for the manipulative BS? Dodged a bullet there...

Wait, were they conjoined twins?

The sign of an evil sadist. The two who stayed were sado masochists.

So frikkin disrespectful of peoples time, which means “employees here will be disrespected”

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The ones who left showed that they valued their time and wanted to be treated with respect. The ones who stayed--and the "interviewer"--failed. I don't see that company having a whole lot of success in the future if this is their hiring process.

An 11-hour interview. What a jerk thing to do. Hope neither one accepted the position.

Hi about "wasting the interviewee's time?" "Showing yourself to be an abusive employer?"

F*k the interviewer!

Yes, I want to work for someone who values my time so little that they think I should wait for 11 hours.

More like being a jack a*s to people who expect you to act professionally.

wow, what bull s**t is this? just goes to show, you need to have no social life to work for that plumb

even if it was true it's a lack of respect

The asshole employer clearly failed his interview. It's a two way street.

You want someone to wait for 8 hours?! I would leave after 15 minutes. Unacceptable! Such bullshit.

Seems like a test for stupidity and how little self-worth you have.

satire, yes?

Glasgow mate

You has no choice but to listen to her since she just ran you over

A long hard think that had him believing trees are fiction...

That's a weird way of promoting your business, by comparing it to a deadly virus that devastated economies

So, no life?

You laugh but this is a pandemic... people out here even try to get their home appliances in pictures. They will have fancy toasters and coffee makers in places that don't make sense

Really, nunchucks? What kind B-grade movies has this guy been watching to think that any biker-looking guy will 'go berserk' in a random place because someone on the phone told him to?

They're not meetings, they're classes, you self-important beetle. And he's probably heard his parent say that on a daily basis so he trotted it out to impress them.

Ew

I believe I can see the whole numberplate. Oops..

The cringe tho...

People can't help themselves... they have to brag

so the moral of the story is you should work for peanuts?

3. Place after the 'E'.

🐂

Pro tip: Don't work for the guy that is dumbfounded by the concept of a sick day.

WELCOME BACK TO MARKETING 101!! TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST... DAVID KELLY!!! KNOWN FOR PENETRATING HIS CLIENTS!!!!!

....eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.

Ugly car

Whatcha doin with ur hands Barry?

So, is #MassiveAction his code word for a good poop?

Yeah, I'd be "lost for words" if I had that mess emailed to me from an Exam Board member.