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Guy Discovers He’s Been Reading NSFW Harry Potter Fan Fiction Instead Of The Real Book, And It’s Too Hilarious
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Guy Discovers He’s Been Reading NSFW Harry Potter Fan Fiction Instead Of The Real Book, And It’s Too Hilarious

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You don’t have to be a wizard to find Harry Potter fanfiction online. Fan-made alternative versions of the legendary J. K. Rowling series have become so popular that, apparently, even new readers are getting a hold of them by mistake.

That’s exactly what happened to Chris Chappell, host of the online information show China Uncensored, when he finally decided to dive into the Harry Potter universe, and bought all seven volumes as e-books online. It was all going magically until he reached the fifth installment, Order of the Pheonix, which had been slightly edited by whoever sold it to him… And by edited, we mean it was totally hijacked.

Shocked by the scandalous turn of events he was reading, Chris reached out to his colleague, Shelley Zhang, a major Harry Potter fan herself. The ensuing discussion they had over text was so hilarious that Shelley couldn’t help posting it online. Find out why this story had thousands of Twitter users rolling on the floor by reading below!

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Jay Raman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have read the fanfic he mentions but this conversation feels contrived.

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't, but as I saw that the conversation kept going and going and going I started to think "f**k off, this isn't how people talk".

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John Doe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's really admirable how the friend tried not to spoil the original

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Layla
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fan fiction is one of the weirdest thing I ever heard about. Oh well...

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Mako San
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this is the same "Order of the Phoenix" fanfic my one friend got tricked by like, 5+ years ago. He (illegally) downloaded the pdf files of the series and I had a ball telling him that wasn't the real book. Whoever wrote and distributed the fanfic as the book must be loving that it's still a thing so much later.

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June Pixeld
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think most of the world has seen the movies, they are clean;) and why would a childrens book be so tainted anyway? I smell something isnt right with this convo;)

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A.A
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have read that fan fic , its titled "Harry potter and the Psychic Serpent" . it was one of the biggest and best HP fanfic I read. It was a parallel universe of its own. And yes the author really put a lot of effort in it. ofcourse as fanfics mostly are there was 'fan service' a lot of. the author was harry/hermione draco/ginny shipper so there is that. He started it before the release of GOF. Back then we had to wait year(s) for the next book and fanfic were our way of coping with the HP withdrawal like junkie :D . here's the link to it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/288212/2/Harry-Potter-and-the-Psychic-Serpent

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Sam Cook
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once saw someone say my Fanfiction stories were awful for including more blood than the actual series. But this…this is quite crazy, in all honesty.

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Ally Swarrow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either this dude is f*****g stupid, or this is seriously fake.

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Johnny Slapstick
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I'll leave this here: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/harry-potter/n11824

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Johnny Slapstick
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it really necessary to use huge, fake text chat images instead of just typing the text?

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Leni
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the heck do you (think to) read a known children's book and think it's normal it has all this s**t the fanfiction has in it lol wtf

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Lauren Johnson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like someone decided to rework Cassandra Clare's Draco Trilogy and throw in Evil!Ron

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Seong Jin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read some pretty wierd Drarry, but nothing as weird as this

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HauntedForests
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard of worse fanfiction, almost all had to do with Harry Potter. I've never read the worse fanfictions, but I can assure you, when there is a Dolores Umbridge x Viktor Nikiforov, just the ship between those two is scary. Phichit would be dissapointed.

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Bob 2.0
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like most fanfic writers just sit around and think "ok, what's the most stupid pairing of characters that is possible?"

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Usernameofgag
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had read 50pages of HBP when I realize I read the fans fiction version (the erotic one).

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Jay Raman
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have read the fanfic he mentions but this conversation feels contrived.

mastermarkus avatar
Master Markus
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't, but as I saw that the conversation kept going and going and going I started to think "f**k off, this isn't how people talk".

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John Doe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's really admirable how the friend tried not to spoil the original

layla-alsaady avatar
Layla
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fan fiction is one of the weirdest thing I ever heard about. Oh well...

iammako3 avatar
Mako San
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this is the same "Order of the Phoenix" fanfic my one friend got tricked by like, 5+ years ago. He (illegally) downloaded the pdf files of the series and I had a ball telling him that wasn't the real book. Whoever wrote and distributed the fanfic as the book must be loving that it's still a thing so much later.

junepixeld avatar
June Pixeld
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think most of the world has seen the movies, they are clean;) and why would a childrens book be so tainted anyway? I smell something isnt right with this convo;)

aliadnan1984 avatar
A.A
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have read that fan fic , its titled "Harry potter and the Psychic Serpent" . it was one of the biggest and best HP fanfic I read. It was a parallel universe of its own. And yes the author really put a lot of effort in it. ofcourse as fanfics mostly are there was 'fan service' a lot of. the author was harry/hermione draco/ginny shipper so there is that. He started it before the release of GOF. Back then we had to wait year(s) for the next book and fanfic were our way of coping with the HP withdrawal like junkie :D . here's the link to it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/288212/2/Harry-Potter-and-the-Psychic-Serpent

valrico63 avatar
Sam Cook
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once saw someone say my Fanfiction stories were awful for including more blood than the actual series. But this…this is quite crazy, in all honesty.

jacksallyfan89 avatar
Ally Swarrow
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either this dude is f*****g stupid, or this is seriously fake.

timmy-slapstick avatar
Johnny Slapstick
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I'll leave this here: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/harry-potter/n11824

timmy-slapstick avatar
Johnny Slapstick
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it really necessary to use huge, fake text chat images instead of just typing the text?

newdawn_guardian avatar
Leni
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the heck do you (think to) read a known children's book and think it's normal it has all this s**t the fanfiction has in it lol wtf

laurenbegins avatar
Lauren Johnson
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like someone decided to rework Cassandra Clare's Draco Trilogy and throw in Evil!Ron

312agm23 avatar
Seong Jin
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read some pretty wierd Drarry, but nothing as weird as this

royalfangirl avatar
HauntedForests
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard of worse fanfiction, almost all had to do with Harry Potter. I've never read the worse fanfictions, but I can assure you, when there is a Dolores Umbridge x Viktor Nikiforov, just the ship between those two is scary. Phichit would be dissapointed.

tiddlesworth avatar
Bob 2.0
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like most fanfic writers just sit around and think "ok, what's the most stupid pairing of characters that is possible?"

Load More Replies...
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Usernameofgag
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had read 50pages of HBP when I realize I read the fans fiction version (the erotic one).

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