30 Terrible Yet Funny Real Estate Listings You Won’t Believe Are Real

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Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

How considerate.

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

What a crappy design.

Jim Morrison's house.

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

For those moms who can only get away from their kids when they go to the bathroom

For when you've perfected your pooping game and it demands an audience

Is that... dog food?

I really don't understand why bidets are situated so far from the toilet. Having to do the awkward waddle with your pants down 'round your ankles for such a far distance is really bad planning.

,. that is so your wife can keep talking while you go ,.

With conveniently placed dog food and water dishes!

Omg. There are dog food bowls next to the toilet

(number) two's company.

Musical Chairs?

This is either a room in a mansion, or a one room appartment.

I stayed a night at a hotel in the Pyrenees that had a bidet right in the middle of the room. You had to kind of skirt around it when you got out of bed.

So many designers do this and I’m never sure why???? I have never thought geee it would be great to have an easy chair in here.

I had to do this SHARE IT!!

It gives new meaning to a room with a view.

So the house has a large bathroom and sitting room? Erm.....kinda.....

I think these people must have spent way too much time in this room!

I like to watch (creepy laugh)

when you and your bff want to continue a conversation even though one of you needs to go

Next time you're hungover, puke your guts out in a comfortable chair!

So the chair is facing the bidet WHY?

I don't know what's worse; the whole concept together or the nasty pathogens the carpet and fabric chair are getting exposed to.

Hahahaha, this seems to be the family-room 🤦‍♀

Talk about “Royal Throne!”

It’s actually just a very posh bathroom. The weirdest thing about it is the fact there’s a dog food dish and water dish.

is that the dog's food an water there too

One room efficiency apt available. Inquiring inside.

Where's the fridge?

So... You have to get up from the toilet and then walk to the bidet? With your pants still around your ankles?

I wish bidets of any sort were common in Australia. It gets really HOT here, and um private bits could really do with a quick wash more than once day. * Hot = 40c plus.

And how smart to put the kibble bowl between the two water bowls.

No , this one is my fave.