Since the last time we wrote about Terrible Maps, a project that is dedicated to sharing maps no one asked for or needs, they've kept themselves rather busy. So it's only natural we created a follow-up article about the cartographers who are so bad, they're actually good. After all, what is the Internet for if not to poke fun at politics and our geographical illiteracy?
From hilarious guides on how to find the state of Kentucky to showing how many Switzerlands fit in Brazil, continue scrolling and check out these gems and tell us which one would you hang on your office wall!
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OK. We can clearly see these are bad maps. But how to know you're looking at a good one? Brant Scheidecker, a sales engineer at Cartegraph, highlighted some of the main essentials for accurate and easily interpretable map use.
"Every map should have a title. It allows the user to assess the purpose of the map quickly; allowing them to determine if it meets their needs," Scheidecker wrote.
Next, origin. A fancy name for a compass or the North arrow. "This allows the user to determine the maps reference to the earth. While most maps these days have North being straight up, occasionally you will encounter a map that has a skewed orientation, perhaps to better fit it on the physical medium it's presented on (i.e. paper), or simply because it’s easier to interact with the map in that orientation."
When it comes to the source, it's a two-fold element. "It allows the map maker to provide the map viewer an idea where the data the map is representing is from; a necessity in determining the accuracy of a map. It also allows the map maker a way to cite the source of their data, avoiding all those pesky cries of plagiarism and the ensuing lawsuits," Scheidecker explained. "You have better uses for your time, like ensuring the rest of the T.O.S.S.L.A.D. elements are on your maps."
Let's not forget the legend (the area where a user can determine what a particular color or symbol represents on the map). "Without a legend, a user cannot successfully interpret what your map is trying to represent, 'Does the red skull and crossbones over my favorite restaurant mean what I think it means?'"
You should also know when was the map that you're analyzing made. If it was created in 1962 and shows commuter levels in Chicago—it might not be such a valid source for the traffic data you are looking for today, unless you are feeling nostalgic, Scheidecker joked.
There you have it. You may now have become a cartographic genius, but you should be able to tell if you're looking at a terrible map or not!
I don't understand why Iceland is not green, but Spitsbergen is
No surprise, if the person with this opinion is a believer, that the Earth is flat...
Nah. We see a giant a*s bible for most of those middle states. Oh and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
i don't even want to try saying that one. you know which one I'm talking about.
According to my dots in MS Paint over each: 132. Might be wrong, but I am not doing it again. EDIT: Did it again and Beto River is right, I missed 10 at some point. Thank you Beto!
I understand mistaking it with Iraq or Afghanistan, but how the f**k did they go to Africa and the Balkans? A couple are even in the UK, for crying out loud.
People have straight up pointed towards the ocean and you are surprised about Africa?
Load More Replies...Then again, I'm European and would do HORRIBLY at identifying the different states in America.
This is about a country, not individual states. I don't think I could identify any Iranian provinces on a map but I could as sure as hell find Iran. :)
Load More Replies...Also, some of them pointed at bodies of water.
Load More Replies...Yeah, sure. I remember a poll that once made the news. It was something about how over 60% of Americans believed they'd been abducted by aliens. I decided to do a little research. The Americans polled? They were 300 college students.
there's always going to be that one person that points to Scotland...always.
Well, if Moscow is in Scotland then surely Iran is too :p
Load More Replies...I saw a map with essentially a challenge to place all the countries that end in 'stan.'
Was this like a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey??? I mean seriously?? I'm a travel agent, so I know my geography, but SERIOUSLY!!! Iran is NOT is the Mediterranean Sea!! OR Europe!! Or Russia for f**k's sake! This is why our education is on par with 3rd world countries!
honestly, the way the propaganda machines known as American collages teach nothing now but social justice, it's not a surprise that most of us don't know anything useful.
Okay this is clearly misrepresenting the facts. I demand to know how many of them pointed inside US states. xD
Any surprise???? All these countri and the world knows how ignorant are USA citizens!! AMERICA is a continent, NOT the USA!!!!
Only because 28% have actually been in these regions. And once you fly close to the Iranian border, you know because they start making all kinds of preps and giving out warnings of the plane may experience "turbulence". When you have been there, you know.
Our education system sux rox and Devos is NOT helping the problem.
I fear for these people, but it explains the problem of getting on top of covid .😥
This is too sad. Geography was my favorite class when I was a kid, 1000 years ago. I still know the main export of Bolivia was tin. Now it is probably oil. Our book had great photos, too! Teachers in the US are really stupid, it seems. Always wondered about some of them.
There are no bounds to human folly, and sadly not just in the USA. We're just too comfortable in our ignorance to trouble ourselves to learn something new, it's easier to watch tv
Hooray! Nine out of some hundreds of Americans think I'm living in Iran. Nine million Austrians disagree.
If they had been asked to point to 'I' ran they would have fared better
One of them was president and planning to send a bomb there. That's why they preferred telling him to shut the f*ck up.
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The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
Load More Replies...The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
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