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It’s no secret that the internet is one of the best places for people to blare out their opinions. After all, it’s easy to be right and even easier to be wrong. But if there’s one thing that many of us find truly entertaining, it's stumbling upon a clever comeback that is technically true, but very far from what we expected.

Enter the Technically The Truth subreddit that documents the best and most amusing posts floating around the web. While the members of this group might not give you the actual answers you were looking for, you can't argue that they are still pretty hilarious.

From cheesy puns to ludicrous responses, take a look at some of the best posts Bored Panda has selected from this online community. Continue scrolling and upvote the ones you enjoyed most! And if you’re hungry for even more ridiculously obvious responses, take a look at Part 1 of this post right here.

#1

Yeah! Let The Bear In, He Is Your Mascot After All.

Yeah! Let The Bear In, He Is Your Mascot After All.

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    God Works In Mysterious Ways

    God Works In Mysterious Ways

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    #3

    Egyptology

    Egyptology

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing, knowing that this is going to be my own future

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    Since its creation in 2017, the Technically The Truth subreddit has been steadily growing and becoming a powerhouse of more than 2M truthers, as the moderators like to call them. Members of this community share the hilarious comebacks, obnoxiously literal puns, and dad-joke-worthy replies they come across online, and the forum has become a great source of entertainment for many. After all, who doesn’t enjoy letting out a few genuine laughs?

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    There’s a particular type of wordplay that gives a joke the dubious distinction of being a dad joke, Stanley Dubinsky, an English professor at the University of South Carolina and co-author of the book Understanding Language Through Humor, told The Atlantic. 

    You see, polysemy (from the Greek meaning "many" and "signs") is the coexistence of several meanings or uses for the same word. "Most jokes rely on some semantic ambiguity or grammatical ambiguity," Dubinsky said. "The things people call 'dad jokes' are the ones where the ambiguity is crushingly obvious."

    #4

    I Hate People Like This

    I Hate People Like This

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    N G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many times ? Check your moth

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    #5

    Can't Forget About Oscar!

    Can't Forget About Oscar!

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    #6

    She's Got A Point

    She's Got A Point

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    One reason why parents are fond of such clean and simple humor is that they feel some amount of loss and nostalgia when they see their kids grow up. "You don’t have children anymore," he explained. "One way to get back to that time is to go back to the stupid old jokes they used to think were funny."

    Yet, this phrase is often associated with immature or sometimes even dense jokes. "One of the things about language is that we judge the sophistication of our peers by how sophisticated they are with use of language. Your smartest friends can use deadpan sarcasm, and your smartest friends can get it when you’re deadpanning sarcasm," Dubinsky explained. So when a person is telling a lame joke, the listeners are often quite disapproving. 

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    #8

    Life Savings

    Life Savings

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    #9

    What’s Cookies Though?

    What’s Cookies Though?

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have cookies too, they are just a subset of biscuits.

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    #10

    He's Got A Point

    He's Got A Point

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last outsider who set foot on North Sentinel Island was an American missionary in 2018 and he was promptly killed by the locals.

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    #11

    Uhh

    Uhh

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sharks at home" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    Even if some say that such humor is childish, naive, and sometimes very cringe-worthy, it’s hard to deny that it’s also very charming. Dad jokes are usually clean, quite generic, brief, and require no additional context or explanation. When the English professor tells someone a dad joke, "you know that no matter what I say, my joke won’t hurt you—and I want everybody to get my joke, so I’m going to make it so stunningly obvious that anybody can get it."

    #13

    The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yyyymmdd. Sorts so much better digitally.

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    #14

    Yachtless Talks About Shirtless

    Yachtless Talks About Shirtless

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    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like stars can look buff in movies but have casual body irl, it can help with body image to realize that. Those picture are not shamefull for him.

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    #15

    Somebody That I Used To Knowwwwww

    Somebody That I Used To Knowwwwww

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    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but his one song touched the soul of the world for a while, so if he never does anything else, it's still more than most of us will ever do.

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    Dubinsky explained that people might be attracted to this type of humor since they want to receive a momentary break from their everyday burdens. After all, laughter is a great form of stress relief.

    Just by letting out a chuckle or two, you can quickly notice several short-term benefits. A good laugh can stimulate your heart and other vital organs, and enhance your intake of oxygen-rich air. Plus, it activates and then relieves your stress response, leaving you feeling calm and at ease. Not to mention that it can also stimulate circulation and help your muscles relax, which reduces some of the physical symptoms of stress.

    #16

    I Love Pi

    I Love Pi

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    #17

    Icebergs Are Overrated Anyway

    Icebergs Are Overrated Anyway

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet revenge! You took down Titanic, we took down You and all other icebergs! ^^

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    #18

    Well... Yes...

    Well... Yes...

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classiical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens on twitter posts heaps of jokes like this

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    #19

    Nuts!

    Nuts!

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't eaten any of these in quite a while ... Maybe I should buy some today

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    #20

    Solar Powered Dryer

    Solar Powered Dryer

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaotic genius entrepreneur

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking... more idiotic customers.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only bested by the Pet Rock dude.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have told this on here before, but remember pagers were a thing for a while? They are called "pieper" in Dutch. In some parts of the country they call potatoes piepers. Some genius advertised in the newspaper, sold bunches of potatoes for (insert cost of a pager minus a few bucks to make it a good deal)

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he lived next door to Bernie Madoff.

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    3 years ago

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    If you catch yourself giggling on every occasion you possibly can, you might also notice some long-term effects, like a stronger immune system. Laughter is also famous for making the body produce natural painkillers, so it’s a great way to relieve pain. Then, you have your naturally improved mood: "Many people experience depression, sometimes due to chronic illnesses. Laughter can help lessen your stress, depression, and anxiety and may make you feel happier. It can also improve your self-esteem," according to Mayo Clinic Staff.

    #21

    He's Freezing Too Probably

    He's Freezing Too Probably

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    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that time I asked that German girl out. I asked what time I should meet her. She said nine. I waited until 10, but she never showed up.😢

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    #22

    Something We Can All Agree On

    Something We Can All Agree On

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US national anthem started out as a British drunken bar song.

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    Having a good chuckle not only helps you cope with troubles and challenging situations but also lets you lead a more exciting life. So if you want to receive your daily dose of humor, just take a quick look at some funny pictures, hilarious posts, or technically true comebacks, and you’ll probably be smiling in no time.

    #24

    Such A Tragic Story

    Such A Tragic Story

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BEST summary I've ever been through in my life

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    #25

    G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

    G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

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    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Communist Party of Animal Crossing". Why can't I ever think of clever screen names like this?

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    #26

    How Can You Provide Proof For That?

    How Can You Provide Proof For That?

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    #27

    Well The Farm Animals Are Present

    Well The Farm Animals Are Present

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    #28

    I Was Doing Homework When I Did This...

    I Was Doing Homework When I Did This...

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    #29

    So True!

    So True!

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    Patsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its a Marvel movie, always after the credits. Even then, sometimes you stay until the lights are on...just in case.

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    #30

    Two Is Less Than Three

    Two Is Less Than Three

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    #31

    If That's Really What You Want

    If That's Really What You Want

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, photo from foreig country with levitating people behind? EPIC

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    #32

    Technically, 911 Is A Phone Number

    Technically, 911 Is A Phone Number

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    -Mellohi-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see Wells Fargo I think of the Susan Powell case :[ my dad actually used to work with her. He didn't know her but he remembers her saying "If anything happens to me, immediately suspect my husband" search it up, it's really interesting yet sad

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    #33

    Possessing A Car..

    Possessing A Car..

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    #35

    Obviously

    Obviously

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    #36

    He Ain't Lying Tho

    He Ain't Lying Tho

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    #37

    Rain Is Rain

    Rain Is Rain

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    #38

    Such Dedication!

    Such Dedication!

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A method actor. He really lived the role.

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    #39

    It Makes You Think

    It Makes You Think

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    #40

    Gamers Know How It Is.

    Gamers Know How It Is.

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    Martin Kaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the only time those phrases should be used in the same sentence.

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    #42

    Time To Get Rid Of Legs.

    Time To Get Rid Of Legs.

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    #43

    Well That Was Unexpected

    Well That Was Unexpected

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    #44

    Money Talks.

    Money Talks.

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    #45

    Joe Biden Is Not My President

    Joe Biden Is Not My President

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    #46

    No, No, He's Got A Point.

    No, No, He's Got A Point.

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    #47

    Liquid Is A State. Just Not Of America.

    Liquid Is A State. Just Not Of America.

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    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New York. New Jersey. Wyoming. Connecticut. Missouri. Mississippi. Tennessee. Kentucky. Ohio Vermont.

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    #48

    When You Are In The 4th Dimension

    When You Are In The 4th Dimension

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    #49

    Well I’d Be Worried If We Can’t

    Well I’d Be Worried If We Can’t

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    #50

    Yes, You Really *are* Too Sweet For Your Own Good.

    Yes, You Really *are* Too Sweet For Your Own Good.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if she said "you have acute angina", does that make her a lesbian?

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    #51

    Why Does The Caption Have No Relation With The Pics She Posted?

    Why Does The Caption Have No Relation With The Pics She Posted?

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a little mental acrobatics I got there. Excellent.

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    #53

    Yep, She Did

    Yep, She Did

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    #54

    Thanks Google

    Thanks Google

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it make good zoom on neighbour's window? Friend asked...

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    #55

    Can You Talk Real Quick?

    Can You Talk Real Quick?

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    #56

    Minimum Effort

    Minimum Effort

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    #57

    That's A Lot Of Money

    That's A Lot Of Money

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    Bonzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok BP, this is about the sixth time I’ve seen this, including another post TODAY!

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    #58

    Why Is No One Talking About This Plastic Waste?

    Why Is No One Talking About This Plastic Waste?

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually had this thought at some point in my 'hits blunt ' moments

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    #59

    We All Have Peaked

    We All Have Peaked

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    #60

    He’s Solved The Case, We Can All Move On Now...

    He’s Solved The Case, We Can All Move On Now...

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember these things once randomly been a thing. Does anyone know now why?

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    #61

    Yes, Indeed They Are

    Yes, Indeed They Are

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    #62

    Ok But Can You Build A Pyramid

    Ok But Can You Build A Pyramid

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If youtube can be believed on the subject I would think there are more millennial blacksmiths than baby-boomer blacksmiths.

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    #63

    I Guess He's Right

    I Guess He's Right

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bollywood Wonder Woman would be awesome. Just saying

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    #64

    Hehe Get Dead

    Hehe Get Dead

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why Rick said that school is not a place for smart people! :D

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    #65

    That's Not A Wrong Idea.

    That's Not A Wrong Idea.

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    Whitney keen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot how old i was. Announced i was turning 38 and family corrected me that i was actually 37. So i got a redo. Don't judge me, the years just blur together after a certain age

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    #66

    He's A Walking Big Brain Time

    He's A Walking Big Brain Time

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    #67

    She Is Also Bri, 24

    She Is Also Bri, 24

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    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, she's also a bottle blonde with over-tweezed eyebrows.

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    #68

    $500 To $160,000 With Nft

    $500 To $160,000 With Nft

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    #69

    Only People Good At Math Will Get This One.... And Its Actually Funny.

    Only People Good At Math Will Get This One.... And Its Actually Funny.

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