Not Your Everyday Surreal Heels By This Australian Designer (36 Pics)

Super hero shoes

I'd wear these, but I'd probably break my ankles....

Looks super uncomfortable, but as an art piece it's nice

Little orange wedge

If a goldfish had a wish too

Brings new meaning to the phrase "ankle biter"

I can see the moisture buildup already

Only takes 1 hour to put them off. Good luck removing them without damaging the shoes permanently

PRINCESS GLAM GURL

Oh that's where the old window treatments went!

It's as if SnakeSkin Boots and Pink HighHeels had a baby, and that baby threw up shoelaces.

Look so comfy & practical!

Looks like a 3-d printer had a breakdown

In case of emergency, your shoes can be used as a floatation device.

But how big are they?

OH that looks super painful-

Y2K vibes

i'd stab someone with this, probably me

My first thought was Medusa. Not sure why.

Self defense shoes

Loofah?

Wednesday's new shoes for season 2 😭

Doubles as a bath loofah

Where's the propeller?

Looks like it’s meant for horse hooves b/c of the shape

Kinky boots 2.0

Is the plate for ice skating?

Grandma’s wallpaper

1995 is calling & Clueless want their shoes back

lightning mcqueen

I would take 5 hours to tie them and then take one step and my ankles would break

I don’t understand what walking means anymore

I like the tassels. Kinda look like chromatids tho.

Roaches

Daddy's angel?

Why?