50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

That’s too funny

This is actually strangely effective

Snort-laugh!

Cousin Bob has a stressful life... :D

Glad they clarified that!

Ahh that time Winnie got high and smeared poop on the curtains

I think people would pay better attention to signs if they were more like this

😳

This looks amazing lmao i wanna go in

Pizza or cruel world? Hmmmmm.... I choose pizza :D

I poop on 'em not in 'em...weirdos. Can't believe they had to make that sign!

looks waayyy to dangerous, ill have to skip swimming today

There are signs along the highways around here which say "DRIVE N TEXT, UB NEXT".

Way quicker than driving in rush hour!

lmao im goin left to see what kind of trouble i can stir up

"we are worried the dogs might want to join in"

Really taking "honesty is the best policy" to the next level aren't they

That's some great customer service.

damn, you got my hopes up

I've already bottled mine up, does that count? Or should I leave the bottle in the vehicle too?

*inserts line* Scoot about trying to avoid people..

well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

Boiiiinnnggg!!! "Is this not an automatic door?" *Leaves stage to the left, bedazzled*

Guys where do you think the exit button is? It's a little unclear

Hmmm...I don't think the instructions are clear enough. It needs another sign.

How do I exit?

*pushes open door*

They had to do this at my library.

LMAO I feel for whoever put these up. I have a doorbell. On the door I have a large sign saying please use doorbell and an arrow. People knock on the door. Right next to the sign! The house across the driveway from me made arrows out of blue tape pointing to their doorbell, so clearly people around here have an aversion to the damn things.

You know some poor secretary just lost her mind one day and put up all those signs. And people probably still ask her to open the door.

I don't see "push button" only "push to exit". Fail.

Advice on giving lectures: 1) tell them what you're going to tell them, 2) tell them something; and 3) tell them what you told them. This image takes that up one level.

I guess everyone uses the emergency open bar and activates an alarm…. So…they just switch the connections

🤣🤣🤣

*Pulls door. Pushes door. "HEY! You're door is stuck!!" "Read the signs" "Huh? Ohhhh? I didn't see them ha ha ha ha" (and you know it happens)

These kind of doors always cause unnecessary bamboozlement

Which button is it again

Needs some flashing neon, maybe?

This button has manners. It will open the door for you.

I can just imagine all the people that couldn't get out and they just kept adding "directions"!!

Imagine what happened there that they put 4 signs up

This still wouldn't do the job

Are the paper signs because of the "In emergency push to open" sign and people may be setting off an emergency alarm?

Which button again?

It reminds me of quest points in a video game with the giant marker or glowing arrow pointing to it!

Ok

“Worst part about it all!? I never learned to read!”

What button do I press to exit?

To be fair, the door itself does say push to open lol

Close enuf!

…….

Clever

finally, a locally sourced product. Lately everythings been coming in from Uranus🙄

Relatable

The manager is a chicken?

Aww come on I just got done with my monthly blood sacrifice to that guy, can I wait until next month so I can lump it all together???

If you actually end up in Boston, or London Heathrow, it will be unexpected!

Fair call

She better be worth it!