“Not How Girls Work:” 35 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)
Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.
Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!
Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.
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I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys
This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.
It's absolute f*****g bullshit. The people who enforce these rules should be sacked.
When a muslim woman cover up in public: This is oppression, uncivilised and backward thinking.
it's only a problem when it is done by muslim. typical islamophobic.
Load More Replies...So true . . . worse, there's a picture somewhere on the Internet of the members of a single Olympic sport's team, all the guys in lose shirts and shorts, all the girls in spandex bikinis's and it's not volley-ball?
To be fair: not every country has these senseless school dress codes. The Olympics is on another level entirely. They should be ashamed of themselves.
It's the individual sports not the Olympics itself. Beach Volleyball has an amazing range of allowable outfits from pretty much a bikini to a fill coverage suit. A few years ago they got into some trouble because they were only allowing the bikinis and they also said a hijab was unsafe, but they really turned it around and learnt.
Load More Replies...They Had Me In The First Half
I'm glad this is the top comment, because I quit after "...skilled in time management...". I was going to type WHAT THE AF but Ms. Meyer, you saved my sanity.
Load More Replies...I thought the suggestion would be to ask the smart man to demonstrate the reworked schedule. For a couple of years.
Are you sure your lack of libido is exhaustion and not that you've finally realised you're married to a useless manchild?
Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors
If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...
If misogynistic men are repelled by fun hair-colors, it is indeed working. For the women!
I dont GAF what anyone says, nicely done different colored hair is sexy AF. Not that anyone should color just cuz someone else likes it. Folks should do what they like with thier own hair. Damn, makes me want my hair back...hard.
While I appreciate this booster from a guy, most women color their hair for themselves. It's not an attempt to attract men.
Load More Replies...Colorful birds try to attract mates by looking beautiful, that's a nicer way to see hair dye
Except that in the wild, with a few exceptions, it's the MALE that is all showy and brightly coloured. Female birds are usually brown or undistinguishable. (Likely to keep them and their eggs from being spotted by predators)
Load More Replies...I don't think a single woman that has died hair has ever thought "hmm, bright colors in nature symbolize toxicity, let me dye my hair some bright color."
I color my hair because I want people to know I'm venomous/poisonous and therefore dangerous to keep them away ;)
Thanks for the incel intel. Gotta order some vivid Manic Panic hues immediately.
I have a mix of grey and silver hair but I'm only a teenager, I wonder if they would consider that a natural hair color or not. My hair color is natural, just not for my age
This has been on Facebook many times - and the response is always "Hey, apparently it works! Because smart women repel you"!
Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."
Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can
Random bigotted man: "This was made by a man from the West" Reality: ...
"None that come to mind" lol I bet this guy knows zero sculptors to begin with, maybe that's why no one comes to his mind
"None that come to mind" well yeah, because like the average person, who can really list 5 sculptors at the top of their head? I know I can't, and that's because I've never really paid attention to the art except for the mainstream Renaissance stuff or whatever. But that also means I keep my mouth shut in topics I don't know about.
Lets see how much I can get: Michelangelo, Niki de St Phalle, Rodin... uhm, (female) pupil to Rodin but I can't remember the name right now (which... is probably what we're here to prove). I'm really not good with sculptors, but I got 4, so... Yay? (*goes look up the Rodin-pupil* Camille Claudel! Dammit! )
Load More Replies...Anyone who calls themselves "DarkTriadMan" or "RationalMale" is someone trying waaaay too hard
I've seen this story before and i still feel the level of Cringe is Olypmic. Seriously, gold medal in all catergoies!
It's so funny to me that those men have the damm audacity to think they have an idea of who and where the statue was made when they had no idea.
I love it. One, that is a gorgeous sculpture. Two, those guys were really going hard on the pretentious bullshit when they got hit by reality, and I hope it left a mark.
I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing
Most definitely. Had to remind myself to breath. This is heartbreaking
Load More Replies...dress is not a reason to be raped, if a man can't keep his feelings to himself when he sees a shoulder he should be in some form of therapy
Feelings have nothing to do with rape , if a man cant control himself and does this , therapy is not going to work , a bullet to the head would.
Load More Replies...They are all bad enough but Jeez the little pink dress! Please give me five minutes in a room with the monster who attacked that child, they won't be walking out.
leave me in a room with all these rapists and the right to punish them the right to put the blame on them and not the victim's clothing
Load More Replies...And even if you were to dress like a whore, s**t, or whatever derogatory term they use, you STILL should NOT be raped. Dressing sexy is nice for others to look at, but NO TOUCHING.
You could be walking down the middle of the street at midnight naked, and that is not justification for rape or assault. There is NO justification, PERIOD.
Load More Replies...I saw this in London. It is harrowing. Each has a small statement next to it. The clothes remind you how this happens to women and children just going about their normal day. Mostly wearing their everyday t-shirt and jeans.
Needs to be a traveling exhibit, going to every freaking high school and college in the land.
And Senate, and courthouse, and police office and HR and anywhere else where people have the authority to make decisions and the stupidity to still believe that what a person wears has any bearing in what may have happened to them.
Load More Replies...Oh my f*****g god the size of that little pink dress... that kid was probably no older than four. FOUR. 😣
I have little sister and can tell you that dress might be just 2-3 years old range.
Load More Replies...That... that little girls dress. I feel sick. The whole thing sickens me. You know what I was wearing? my school uniform. Black trousers, polo shirt and baggy jumper. I was 15. But that tiny dress, how old could she have been? 3, 4? Disgusting what some people will do. :(
Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not
I would love to have that switch!!! Where do i sign up?
Load More Replies...does he think girls are like hoses? we can turn off our period whenever we want?
Yeah, I FINALLY caved and quit a couple years ago. WTF was I thinking?!
Load More Replies...Yes! I don't know if they still do this, but years ago they split us up by gender for the "sex talk". We girls learned about getting our periods and such. Nothing about how a boy's body works. The boy got the same thing, what to expect from their changing bodies, but not ours.
Load More Replies..."There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.
Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows
Everyone knows that cows are the only mammals in the whole universe that give milk! And if you feed them strawberries- they will give strawberry milk. In winters they give ice-cream, people collet it and store it in the freezers for the rest of the year!
Load More Replies...😂the stupidity and cluelessness of this is beyond limits. We are mammals, like cows. And of course milk is a body fluid, what else should it be??? 😡 God, my blood pressure.
Just how does this nitwit think the human race survived for thousands of years before the invention of baby formula?
I find it odd that people grossed out by human breast milk, which has the ideal nutrients for small humans, are happy to drink cow breast milk, ideal for baby cows.
Mmm, I made the same point to my daughter's father who wouldn't try mine - said it was gross. Ruuuuudddeeee 🙄
Load More Replies...I'm almost 100% sure that this post is satirical and in support of breast feeding.
I sure hope so, but it's hard to tell without context.
Load More Replies...Supposedly breast feed babies are smarter, something about brain development. I think this guy was fed that real "cow milk". Nothing developed in his brain.
Yes, idiots everywhere... the biggest one being the one he sees in the mirror!
Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh
This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.
Ladies, correct me if Im wrong, (cuz Im a guy and just dont know) but if you could control your cycles and cramps and stuff, wouldnt you like, NOT LET IT HAPPEN? Cuz you know, cramps and all are PAINFUL?
"Do it at home and tun it off"...what, like a water tap??
Load More Replies...How is that difficult to understand? If a person has a bleeding cut in their arm they can’t chose not to bleed. Yes, a period is not a cut but it has bleeding. How they don’t make the connection that if they can’t stop bleeding neither can we?
Because too many men think periods are "icky" and don't think at all about them beyond that.
Load More Replies...Hey, hey, hey. No need to hate on y'all. It's a valid contraction that's in the dictionary.
Load More Replies...Not in the Uk at least. If you really suffer, you'd probably have to take the time as sick or unpaid. Some individual companies might have their own policy - I've heard of companies trying to be quite progressive and allow for time off if the hours have been banked etc, but in my opinion I'm not sure how such a system couldn't just be abused by the minority who wanted a day off.
Load More Replies...HAHAHAHAHA 'Do it at home and turn it off...' HAHAHAHAHA That is some next level dumb fuckery!
Tell me you've never had a girlfriend without telling me that you've never had a girlfriend.
How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?
In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.
I always feel really bad afterwards. I know that I have not being assaulted because I consented to it. But it feels really wrong.
Load More Replies...The absurdity may be best explained to guys by saying "imagine how embarrassing it would be to get your foreskin stuck in your zipper and have it catch at just the right spot"
Ooh, sexy. Imagine catching it just right and an awkward moan comes out. /s
Load More Replies...The reason they have our feet in stirrups is not so they have a better view. it is so we can't kick their teeth in.
Every time I went in, the doc got the regular speculum and every time I told him to use the small one because it simply doesn't fit and every time he tried it anyway, until after 10 minutes of painful probing he had to admit it didn't fit, and got the small one. I now have a new doctor and no way he is ever allowed to 'just try it' with the regular one. Never in all that time did he 'hit a spot that makes me moan'. IT HURT! I don't find that sexually arousing.
The spot that makes one moan is OUTSIDE the vagina. Higher, higher, higher, above the external urethral orifice, that you didn't know existed, there's a clitoris glans, similar to your penis glans, only slightly smaller and with more nerve endings.
Only if his asshole is cranked open with a steel speculum, and the doctor takes a cell scraping.
Load More Replies...Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.
It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."
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Someone who considers other human beings as "material" should stay single; in fact, should stay away from others at all.
Load More Replies...7. Is she the equivalent to a domestic pet to you, rather than a real human being with needs and wants and a personality.
I am pretty sure that most of us respect our pets more than he does to women
Load More Replies...This guy is disturbed. And should go back to school to improve his writing.
WOW!!! controlling, obsessive and jealousy all wrapped up in these 6 little rules. what girl could resist?
Number 5 makes me furious! Men believing that they’re entitled to having sex whenever they like and the woman in their relationship has to oblige. There are enough women younger than me who believe this BS and endure the sex so that they won’t be bothered for a few days by their partner, who was the one pressuring them by constantly nagging. And those women often believe that they’re on a par with their partner..
Yes!! Exactly This
If I had a time machine, I'd go and buy action figures that have gotten too rare and therefore expensive now to afford. And I'd enjoy it!
As a girl, if I had a time machine, I'd probably not use it unless I'm 100% sure that everything will be safe an- nah jk I'm probably gonna mess up the timeline and go back to the future and then listen to my history teacher talk about one of the most inspirational artists for of the 20th century, Adolf Hitler.
This incel apparently doesn't realize the number of intelligent women scientists and scholars.
Yes, the "deep, quiet thinking male" tends not to be deep, or thinking, usually it'll be something flapping around his scull like "what if I could breath underwater,"or "I wonder if I could get a face swap"
thankfully I've been missing out on those. They would probably piss me off.
Yeah, they’re garbage. They’re like a man with a time machine would do some awesome stuff, a girl with a time machine apparently would just go find her grandmother and say “I’m your granddaughter.” The only good one is the guy goin back to give Napoleon a 4 Loko and the girl with the time machine going back to steal the same 4 Loko from him.
Load More Replies...they're very confusing. Also who do people get so pissed when people use the "nobody:" format but not this one. They both have the same problems.
More Milk = More Boobs
Does he think women top themselves up like a drinks dispenser?
Did no one have to take any anatomy or physiology classes? Sex ed? Nothin?
An obstinate person will remain obstinate, no matter what.
Load More Replies...Some people should be kept in an educational system until they can pass a comprehensive exam on all areas of life but with key aspects being sexual health/education I would dread to think he has managed to find a woman to have a child with
According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.
Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.
Well it has a kernel of truth, multiple relationships with guys that are aholes likely would leave somebody depressed with panic attacks
Load More Replies...Sure, just look at the "hysteria treatment" movement of the 1800s. Classic case of "scientists" who had no credentials or methodology spouting nonsense to control women.
Load More Replies...Ok, what the hell is wrong with some men. Where do they get this absolute shite?
I think this man needs take a few lessons in grammar before he tries to give a scientific reason why women have no attachment.
Don't blur out this guy's Twitter handle! I'd like to reach out to him and urge him not to be vaccinated for COVID - though something tells me I needn't worry. 🙄
Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow
You mean “I’m going to die a virgin”, right?
Load More Replies...BREAKING: Single person lectures person in happy relationship on why he is single.
According to this dude, women don't do ANYTHING without the ulterior motive of seducing men
Where do you KEEP your girlfriend??? is she even aloud out in the garden for some air or do you need to accompany her for this??
Right? Check this guy's basement. Seriously. Men like this shouldn't be allowed anywhere near women.
Load More Replies...Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This
Real men don't give a sh!t that she earns more than he does. How's that?
Never say never. Internalised misogyny is really powerful.
Load More Replies...If I were the woman in that pic, I'd find the moron who photoshopped my sign and sue him for defamation.
Load More Replies...What I find amusing is that in my paternal grandparents' marriage - very traditional - my grandfather would give my grandmother all the money he earned and she gave HIM an allowance. After all, he was at work all day while she had to go to the bank to pay bills, buy groceries, deal with handymen or delivery people, take the kids to the doctor or give them money for an excursion at school. My grandfather didn't NEED to have much money on him. He came home to a nice meal, and if he wanted a beer, my grandmother had one in the cellar. She even saved money for presents to family and vacations, so he used most of his allowance to buy her flowers and chocolates. This traditional way of running a family can work if the partners respect each other.
That's practical and very lovely how he would end up using most of his money to treat her. Thank you for sharing
Load More Replies...erm.... nope. real men will look after their family not take everything from them. ..
What did they do to get that paycheck?? I'm terrified at what these men require "their" women to do to "earn" an ALLOWANCE, as whatever they did to get that paycheck didn't count as "earning"
Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here
S**t, someone should tell my husband we broke up. Many times at that.
My husband even helps me dye my hair. Assisting his own demise, apparently.
Load More Replies...I once showed up with red hair, because the stylist had mixed up my usual order with someone else with a similar name, and dyed my hair brown instead of blonde, and had to strip the dye out, and after three tries it was red. After being horrified for a week, I decided I liked it, and had red hair for seven years.
This is what happens when men talk to each other about women, more than they've ever talked to an actual woman.
So, what’s the story with natural redheads then? They always break up with their partners?
Damn, what about women born with natural ginger hair? Is every single redhead born with depression and emotional trauma straight from the womb?
What's always wrong with red hair? I mean i have them naturally, but still.
News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!
Damn...took me a minute to figure out that the s**ts is a slang term for "person thats been around" and not "fecal excrement"...
I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!
Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!
I feel sorry for little boys who are not allowed to enjoy bright colours and glitter.
My little boy loves glitter... and giggling... and dirt... and im a girl and i loved playing in the dirt, pretending I was an archaeologist
I'm a girl and I don't wear glitter, I wear hand me down vans and an old t-shirt, and I don't giggle I laugh because I'm not some programed robot.
i think most children could be described as "noise w dirt on them " lol
I Can't Believe I Found This
My gyno found and treated my CANCER. But good to know that wasn't really necessary (eyeroll)
This incel would blame your cancer on f*cking around too much.
Load More Replies...For those who don't know how to avoid them, MGTOW is Men Going Their Own Way, "an anti-feminist, misogynistic, mostly online community advocating for men to separate themselves from women and from a society which they believe has been corrupted by feminism." In other words, such unattractive propositions that they basically need Madagascar to create their own male paradise. (Sorry to any Madagascans).
Bahaha, PUFF OF PERFUME! "That's your downstairs exam taken care of, Miss H, we shall send the cultures to the lab and results will be back in a week. Now, will it be 'Musc de la Fl' Ange' or 'Eau de Fufu', you witchety strumpet?"
While urology does deal with the male reproductive organs, it is more accurately the medical discipline that encompasses the urine tracts, kidneys (supplemented by nephrology) and related diseases in both sexes.
Spoken with all the authority of a man who hasn't seen a pussy since he came out of one.
well as you said, we obviously go for our pussy social and our puff of perfume.
Yeah, because things like cervical cancer and fibroids and PMDD are just one big perfume party.
Does this fool think a trip to the gyno is like a trip to the spa?
Seen On R/Niceguys
Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.
I wonder if these same men groom themselves in a particular way purely to be attractive to all women?
Load More Replies...Why do so many incels have a hate boner for dyed hair? That rainbow hair looks awesome!
I imagine there might be a correlation between having brightly coloured hair and being more self-confident. Obviously not for everyone, but intiutively it seems probable. And more confident women are more likely to reject those assholes.
Load More Replies...Maybe... just hear me out for a second, MAYBE the hair is because she likes the way it looks and not to attract incel assholes?
More like those two don't understand that we don't do it for male sexual attraction. It's not about them.
That is gorgeous! I wish I could have hair like that. And if that makes me unattractive to certain men, that's a plus. Saves me from having to weed out the incels and idiots when dating.
Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.
I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.
I mean, isn't this literally the plot of Aristophanes's play "Lysistrata"? Athenian and Spartan women, tired of the Peloponnesian War, stop having sex with their husbands and lovers and force them to make peace. And this was written back in 411 BC. So yeah, if the ancient Greeks seemed to think this was a viable strategy...
https://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/29/opinion/ghitis-sex-strikes/index.html Sex strikes still work, whether you want a war to end like in Liberia in 2003 or a road build like in Colombia.
Load More Replies...I remember an episode of the little house on the prairie where the women do go on strike until the men accept to give them rights (like being able to own things or having the right not to abandon their kids) and because the women don't have right theirs voice their vote doesn't matter so they have to convince the men ;by going on strike ,it works
Load More Replies...I was looking for someone who was going to bring that up. Not having sex means we starve to death is the weirdest logic I have ever seen.
Load More Replies...Honey, if you want to have sex with other men - you should do just that, no need to come up with ridiculous excuses. That's alright.
Man, that's a lot of words for "No one will f**k me".
The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College
I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.
Love the way she's carefully thinking of the perfect way to say "f*ck you Tim"
As both a person who is Jewish, and a Religion Professor, I would like to point out that none of these quotes come from the Jewish part of the Bible.......nor are any of these quotes the words of Jesus.
They should read Book of Proverbs 31:10-31 "The Virtuous Wife" work, manage and live her freaking life independently of her husband. Stop reading what and how you like.
They're clearly missing all the strong women in the "Old" Testament. Miriam, Deborah, Yehudit (she chopped off the enemy commander's head!)... There's so many positive examples. The bottom quote is sung as part of "Woman of Valor" - a song many Jewish families sing as a thank you to the women in their house, which talks about a woman who does business, is active outside the home, interacts with other humans, and generally is uses all of her skills to their full potential. This is about trying to control women so that a person feels an element of control in their lives because they're too afraid of life without being in charge of something...
Omg. So Relatable
Oh, I tie it and push it towards my bottom, so that it looks juicy, but shshshsh they do not know that yet!
Load More Replies...Homer's also the only one who should do that. Props to Homer.
Load More Replies...they stole this from the simpsons when homer does it to make marge think he lost weight
This is done to clothing to make it fit a mannequin better. Skin isn’t like cloth, and women are humans, not mannequins.
I'm sorry..... what???? Do men really think we are a different species???? I mean have they ever tried to do this?? This isn't how it works, that's not how any of this works!!!!
Oh dang! they got to know... hurry, women! hide your plastic tags and random clips!!
This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men
Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.
He’s definitely watched too much porn, because this doesn’t happen in the real world.
Load More Replies...I believe you’re thinking of porn. Unless, if by lingerie, you mean leggings or sweatpants, big shirts, and comfy slippers, then yes.
what, when did this become a thing??? dam, on phone now to all my girl friends. I really hope the washing machine doesn't break down while there all here- perhaps we could order a pizza too, and if we get to loud, I do hope no one calls the cops on us over a noise complaint.
Didn't know that regular shirts & trousers count as lingerie today 🤔 will have to inform my friends and coworkers about how pervy we are 😄
You must have spent a LOT of time in an old fashioned brothel to come to that conclusion. Like really old fashioned, possibly Wild West old?
I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel
I mean, technically I'm straight, but you know, $50 is $50...
Load More Replies...The fact that he drew the lesbians running around screaming at men about how they're lesbians reveals that he thinks lesbians exist just to spite men. It's always funny when people flatter themselves by believing other people even ever think of them.
I mean, I'm barely the main character in my own life. If I had the confidence of the most average and mediocre white guy, I'd be the main character in everyone else's life. Or at least I'd *think* I was. Because hey, as a guy it's obviously all about him. Right?
Load More Replies...Almost all the background characters are men. Also thats not how lesbians work. Or how bisexuals work.
That’s not how that works. Yes, some people are bi. But it’s not a choice, it’s just part of who they are, and money can’t buy it. So this cartoon is promoting the idea that lesbians will prostitute themselves for money. Well then, how do you explain other, non-lesbian, male and female people who prostitute themselves for money?
Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.
You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?
No, unemployable incels who live in their mother's basement do not understand what "financially independent" means.
Load More Replies...Sooo you essentially want an indentured servant with no standards. Thanks for announcing it and saving all of us some time.
In my house, theres a running competition between me and my fiancé as to who earns more. Ive been winning for the last 4 years despite having a baby in that time too. I dont need him to earn more than me lol
It’s That Easy
Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.
Yes!! I swear my bf can lose weight in a couple days and it takes me months
Load More Replies...To put a positive spin on this, he's basically saying that all women are beautiful apart from those that consume up to 35 kg of grass each night. If you're woman and you eat a non Hippo diet, you're doing fine.
Complete bullshit, especially since no man is required to have a bodybuilder body like that. Just look normal ffs.
Actually hippos eat mostly fibrous foods which humans don't actually digest. So eating like a hippo would really make you very thin.
Was coming here just to say this! (I've watched my docent friend help make hippo salads complete with heads of cabbages at our local zoo.)
Load More Replies...this man knows NOTHING Literally nothing about what he is talking about. Even with the guy he is missing vital information.
I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before
No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?
Damn, I am too tall for love with my 5'11" (too 'fat' as well), better not tell my husband of 21 years... 😂😂😂 Also, how can you possibly get communism and feminism mixed up and so on and on... That post is so dumb, it is truly fascinating. I dare anyone to come up with a higher density of nonsense than this dumpster fire here.
guess the Marxism is the god ol' 'murician everything I don't like is Marxism
Load More Replies...5ft 9 and 130lbs is only just in the healthy BMI range (19). At that weight most health professionals would advise you put on a few pounds.
Most of this men think that a “healthy woman” means an underweight one. But to be fair media also thinks the same..
Load More Replies...I'm fascinated by the graphic design and publishing that has gone into this. Where the hell does it come from?
Did you notice the in words, the "beta" wears skirts and dresses, but on the drawings, the "alpha" wears skirts and the "beta" trousers? I find that revealing
Load More Replies...As a 5'9" woman, I LOVE the max weight of 130. I am a very curvy women.. I weighed a little less than 130 when I graduated high school, I had a stomach ulcer and lost weight. I wore a size 2. My ribs showed and I was really underweight for my size.
Same. 5ft 9. Dropped to 135 pounds with a bad case of stomach flu. Friends and relatives thought I had an eating disorder and were telling me I looked ill.
Load More Replies...The second someone uses the terms alpha and beta to describe swaths of people, you know it's time to walk away. I'm sure whoever wrote this has never been in a relationship.
Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This
I was just thinking that my grandmother would love this.
Load More Replies...I thought that we women weren’t smart or interesting enough to know how to use a computer or have “hobbies”. Dudes, at least be consistent
That would require them to actually look at their arguments and form a coherent point. I'm not seeing one. (Also, each individual creep is posting their own viewpoints, they're not gonna line up, but I hear ya)
Load More Replies...yep mine is exactly like this, though I do have a few extra sparkles.... after all what else do you do with it? I don't even know how to turn it on with out a mans help. NOT!!!
Poor computer. My laptop, from background to everything custom is BLACK. Not a man.
Quite sure the ventilation system won't work this way and burns
Load More Replies...If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But
It is. This weirdo has a picture of Ellen as their own profile pic.
Load More Replies...So, what about men with tiny d***s? Like you, for instance, and your 24 make believe friends. You do know the point of Likes is that they’re supposed to be real people, not fake user profiles you created to vote for yourself, right?
I've kinda learned/heard people who spout nonsensical drivel on the internet tend to be idiots with IQ scores comparable to room temperature in Centigrade.
Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...
... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.
I dunno, this could very well be true for some folk, you often see beautiful women with rather, umm, unique looking men who just happen to be loaded
Which doesn't always mean they're attracted to them. They could simply be attracted to their money. Some folks, any gender, are willing to have sex with people and pretend they like them for money.
Load More Replies...I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life
pov: his girlfriend ignored him for 0.0000000001 seconds and he took it personally
I’ve had an argument with coworkers about what they consider a hobby, as they took the stance women don’t have hobbies (less rudely than this person). Apparently it doesn’t count as a hobby if you don’t do it obsessively. “Women just, like, hang out with each other instead of having a hobby. Or go shopping.” Example of a non-hobby: woman learns to knit, spends first few months excitedly making things for friends, then projects drop to occasional items. One guy’s logic was this is now apparently not a hobby because she’s not working on a project at all times - and because he thinks knitting is dumb - and not, ya know, just cause of the woman realizing she’s going to drown in knitting if she makes things just because (or because she doesn’t have time right now). The argument was extra fun as I am female, and they were both trying to claim women don’t have hobbies, while backtracking by saying I have hobbies because I do cosplay on occasion.
My hobbie is collecting hobbies. So far it's knitting, crochet, frivolite, sowing, making jewelerry, wood working, metal working, house plants, reading, drawing, painting, etching and 3D-printing, to name a few. Next on the list is bobbing lace, once I've made the bobbins. But sure, let's go with I have no hobbies...
Load More Replies...My phone contains many hobbies. So does my tv. I... can't help ya, pal.
Well. Then by your logic, they’re doing those things because their men aren’t any good at entertaining them. Step it up, fellas. You’re failing.
Really? From what I've seen, this is more typical of the male of the species
Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?
Sure, there are people who call themselves feminists and mostly just hate men. That doesn't define the movement though.
You beat me to it. I have a friend who thought I actually hated him when I told him I was a feminist because he had been told we all hated men.
Load More Replies...No one should have a problem with positive feminism it helps everyone, it’s just a shame it’s been slated as a hating men ideology which is stupid. Women have been hating dumb ass men for longer than most civilisations which is totally fair
Hate is an awfully strong term. Independent women don't necessarily hate men. They simply don't require them to get ahead in life.
Failing grammar... (Him, that is.) Feminists are working for men's rights too. It was coined when men had all the rights and women had almost no rights. Now women are nearing 40 percent, and some men are panicking.
"I Have Warrants"
Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos
He's got warrants too. Call the cops on him and you can have the tacos without having to deal with him.
Load More Replies...Can you imagine being so insecure that you went through all that work to make yourself look like an idiot?
They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point
This is what I have never understood: if we are such loathsome creatures, why are they so upset that we leave them alone?!
Load More Replies...Actually, most women, regardless of how their appearance is perceived, are most attracted to men who they feel safe with, who make them laugh when they’re sad, who are happy with them being themselves, who applaud all their successes and and help them get past their failures—-basically, real men who are happy enough with themselves to be happy to let her be herself. And all regardless of appearance. I mean, why are so many dads with dad bodies not divorced? Because they’re great guys whose wives are perfectly happy with them just as they are.
This is the issue with misogyns. It doesn’t matter how many women tell them that they don’t care about height, weight, salary, penis size, muscles… We are all “lying whores”. It’s impossible to change their mind. I was banned immediately in the Reddit r/short (an incel cesspool) just to state (with other women) that I actually prefer men who are considered short., that about 70% of guys I liked (yes I calculated it then) were below 1.70m
Yes, because you destroyed one of their arguments. If men below 1.7m can be attractive to women, they no longer have their height to use as an excuse for not being attractive to women. (For the record, my hubby is 172cm, which is the perfect height for me to nestle under his chin!)
Load More Replies...Oh yeah like men never ever lie 😆 I've heard it's biologically impossible for them to lie!
Camera? Who goes around, filming people and asking them for their weight??
Because we spend our lives dealing with d*ckheads who are so stupid we have to lie to make them feel better...
"Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"
I know how to fix almost anything. If we ever get chance to live like that, Don't worry i will fix everything including that toilet.
I am really good at plumbing, cooking, and first aid. Let's do this Ravina! I also can build and refurbish furniture so I will build the table upon which we shall build our empire!
Load More Replies...As long as we can all sit round in our sexy lingerie I'm sure we will be fine.
Oh gosh. Imagine a place for one week. NO MALES. I’m not saying anything against them. I just wanna hang out with my buddies for once at night. Without feeling unsafe or scared at any point.
Hey, Girls, We GET TOILETS!!!!! Did you hear that??? Leaky ones, but still - like, INDOOR PLUMBING! That's like 2000% better than I have here, in my basement, where I've been chained for the last two years, making sammiches for my Lord and Master! I'm so happy! Permission to poop myself, Master?!?!?
But do we need the toilets? we can turn off our internal taps right?
Load More Replies...Imagine, you think your whole worth to the other sex is being an unpaid handyman. What a deperessing view of yourself
Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol
I'm scanning the environment to prevent the next effing attack by a man.
I have a feeling most of his girlfriends have cheated on him to try to get away from him.
Trust me bud, looking at this sh!te, the reason women leaving you or picking someone else over you, is mostly you.
Well, we are constantly scanning our environment for men, on some level, but we are scanning for potential attackers.
I've known one or two woman like that, I've known many men like that . . . "wham, bam, thank you mam, I'm outta' here!"
I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One
Nine? Look, there's a lot wrong here, but where is that 'nine' from?
I think either from the longest cycles (around 35 days) or from the 9 months from pregnancy. Just guesses though (and obviously completely false).
Load More Replies...Yes. We only change our tampon when it is full. If it’s not full at the end of period we can use it again next time. This guy has solved all of our misguided problems with simple math.
I would bleed through a super heavy overnight pad in an hour. 250mg, I WEIGHED IT. Every hour, every day, for 3 days, then "normal" levels for 4 more days.
I used to be able to fill a menstrual cup (that was supposed to hold 12h of bleeding) in an hour. I get you sister
Load More Replies...Ok, so by his logic I should suffice with 1 tampon per day? and what the other 3-5 days of light bleeding? Remember similar math done by a man in comment under the news report than women get free menstrual supplies in New Zeland. That one counted the cost of pads for one period but counted with the cheapest pantyliners he found, proving the same as the genius above - that no one should stick their nose to things he doesn't know anything about.
These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves
When their reaction was probably 'why was this random creeper talking to us'.
"who the f**k was that?" "no idea" "let's go get some coffee and pretend this never happened"
Load More Replies...Nah, mate, they probably just assumed you were having trouble counting to three.
"He's so drunk/stoned/drugged/stupid that he can't count" would be me and my friends' response. If we even made one...
Their reaction would probably be "huh" and actually they would judge him. "womens envious and competitive nature" is honestly made up. And its kind of dangerous because girls are inclined to believe it because of how prominent it is in media.
I bet they all turned to each other and shrugged while asking, “what did that homeless man say to us?” Then continued their lives.
Yeah, then everyone [male] clapped and he got out of bath and went to bed . . . alone!
And the three said in unison ' hope I'm the ugly one' burst out laughing and went back to what they were talking about before they were so rudely interrupted.
Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation
I mean, in the scene he was trying to get away with something.
Load More Replies...Because We Can’t Be Trusted
Again, trying to gaslight women based on his own behavior 🙄
Load More Replies...Wellll….neither my husband nor I have locks on our phones, so wait no further.
Huh, I gave my husband the password and know he won't ever check it without asking!
And yet if we flip that (Show me a man who can leave his phone around his woman unlocked...") 95% will call the woman crazy if she looks or snoops or however you want to phrase it. And now I shall remove myself from this conversation because double standards suck.
Dude, we lock our phones, so our trousers or pockets won't be texting calling random people in our contact list.
I never hat the urge to look into my wife's phone. what is wrong with me? Am i a real man??
It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This
Won't be saying the same s**t when some badass breaks your wrist, now will ya?
Growing up I faced the catcalling way too much, but as I gained the weight men stopped catcalling. Its so comforting that I no longer have to face that again.
Same! I rather like hitting 33, gaining weight and suddenly being invisible to idiots :)
Load More Replies...Now I want to learn how to summon hordes of stray cats on command to impress/terrify passerbys. That’s what catcalling should be about.
Men think that we enjoy that because they don't feel the fear that we feel! They don't walk around afraid that someone might attack them! For me if someone catcalls me even if it's not in the most aggressive way(usually it is though) my alarm system says to run away! Men don't get it cause they don't need this alarm system
When I got catcalled, it was all nasty sexual comments. Those guys were disgusting. Another time a guy walked past me twice so he could comment on my nipples. I don't need some random making rude comments to make me feel ... anything.
I was catcalled when I was 9. I can assure you, I hated it.
If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products
Good lord, my niece started hers at TEN. which is close to normal nowadays.
So, 7th grade is what, 12-13 yo (trusting google here)? Commenter doesn't think they will be needing them yet? Hope that they never have daughters, better yet, I hope they don't have kids!
He'll be terribly shocked that his wife bleeds 25% of the month.
Load More Replies...Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently
thats the most random bollocks i have ever read whats next a conspiracy about JFK being assassinated by a wheel of edam cheese
Harry Potter was a children's series and Twilight was horrible (sorry Twilight fans, I just do NOT like the premise of that series). Either way, the reader is reading. My wife enjoys Russian literature that I wouldn't touch and her knowledge of literature in general is vast. She's also smarter than I am. Wth is up with this sort of crap assumption?
I read the whole Twilight Saga. I giggled and shook my head at how bad it was. Then I tried reading 50 Shades, and suddenly Twilight wasn't the worst collection of random swiggles on a page any more. It's no great work of literature, but it's not the dregs of awfulness either. I'm currently (re)reading the Chronicles of St Mary's. It's not Dostoyevsky, and it's not Erotica For Dummies. Because, believe it or not, there's a whole range of genres and complexities and plots to go at. (Aka - no, I don't know where this crap assumption comes from either)
Load More Replies...Is Harry Potter shallow? Or does it seem that way to those who don't know mythology, religion, linguistics, sociology....
Yeah. The older and more educated I am the more I enjoy rereading HP. As an adult you see how complex it is while being apparently simple for the children.
Load More Replies...And Jane Austen, Mary Shelley and Virginia Woolf are blokes??? If we can write complex stuff, we can read it you water sieving minus-brain!!!
Whaaa. Harry Potter ain’t shallow. The story rocks. And the characters.
Are You Kidding Me?
Of course. Whenever I hang out with my friends, we all go naked, fondle each other, then finish a day with massive orgasms. I mean, there are bars and restaurants where we're not allowed to enter anymore, but hey.
i knew it , probably explains why my wife is banned from Greggs
Load More Replies...Only yesterday was I getting really dirty with my bestie and I can tell you I have never been so wet and sore. today I could hardly walk.... we went for a hike in the rain
It's good that he asks! He has an open mind, already realizes it's probably porn that destroyed him and now women can actually educate him. Lots and lots better than the incel circlejerking you usually see.
And all the men on boats take their turn in the barrel too, right? Stupid people everywhere.
Well at least he ask and wish to be taken out of stereotypes and ignorance. It's a good thing
Women Have No Friends Only Associates
Clearly this fellow is talking from experience about having no friends
Til No Women Have Jobs
why are men complaining when they're the ones buying the pictures and agreeing to marry those girls...
It's like ridiculing a grocery store worker while shopping there.
Load More Replies...wait so the 80 hour weeks my tax job demands makes me a man instantly?
Go for it & work 78hrs per wk! You'll still be the one putting 65 of those hrs towards paying to see her naked pics! Supply & demand suckers! Lolol!
"I'm gonna' work 78 hours this week and then marry ab obvious gold-digger" . . . "Yeah? Well I'm gonna invent something and spend the money I make on naked pictures of someone female"! Then they crashed their pick-up into the levee and died, the gold-digger invented a multi-million-dollar website, sold it to a billionaire space-racer and moved in with the naked photographer and they lived happily ever after without redneck c**k!
Hypocrisy
I fail to see how casual sex can make someone less innocent, somehow.
Man s**t = hero, woman s**t = ruined. This sort of attitude is a serious part of the problem with toxic masculinity.
Hypocrisy, or religion?? Guess it doesn't matter. They are pretty much the same thing..
Girls Just Made Up Chemistry
So very wrong. I've been attracted to guys of all varieties. In fact, the only consistent things I've noticed are a good smile, kindness, and makes me laugh. I don't care if you're dropdead gorgeous with multiple mansions, if you're a trash human being, hard no.
Definitely. I do have a type (shirt, brown eyes and hair, nerdy, sarcastic…) but I have liked many kinds of people. But an asshole is a no. The person needs to be my friend for me to even want to date.
Load More Replies...Knowledge isn't a thing. I could read up on information and find out about how our genetical code and body chemistry influence our scent and thus have an impact on who we find 'attractive but instead, I just pretend things I don't know about don't exist.
I once hooked up with a guy after our eyes met across a subway platform. We got on separate trains, but exited the same station. Great chemistry. Outward signs of financial security never came to mind until now, obviously never important to me. Money can't buy chemistry.
A male scientist discovered pheremones, but yes, a female scientist discovered them in sweat, and how humans are attracted by them....
So Like...most Girls Then
So what colour should a girls toes be? I'm pretty confused. My wife has pink toes. Should I be alarmed?
So apparently you had a nasty break up.... poor Jessica, Gemini, goth who is studding to be a nurse, drives a Honda, paints her toes, shares your food and takes 45 minutes in the shower to drown out your nagging- dumped your ass did she?
I take long showers partly just because my hair is long.
Load More Replies...Huh??? Where is this even coming grom? Honda drivers? nurses?? And what are white toes???
Saw This On R/Memes
Oh he's completely right about the women. I make out with all of my female friends when I see them. /s
imagine such toxic masculinity that that you think not wanting to be cold is gay
This is so true. God. My husband was playing golf with a group and one of the guys is a "friend" of his who also happens to be a state senator and the dude is like "Can I ask you a question and you won't think I'm being gay?" And then proceeds to ask my husband how he stays in shape (this guy struggles a lot with his weight). That's considered a "gay" question? I'd almost feel sorry for him but he's a jerk anyway so I just told my husband when he told me the story that the guy is a moron.
I am so confused. The top part is probably due to being destroyed by porn like mentioned in the other ones.
Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A
I love it when a woman compliments me, especially when its a stranger. Whether it's my lipstick shade or my shoes, it feels great and it's always been genuine unlike dudes saying "you look hot" or whatever. And I try to do the same to other women. Doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day.
I love complimenting other women when I go out! Everybody always becomes so happy from it and I just love that! I do give random compliments to some random men too, because they also deserve it. Some of them look so baffled from it though :D
Load More Replies...We insult each other and don't really mean it as well as complimenting each other and meaning it.
I Guess Feminism Is Against Nature
I am even surprised he got downvoted. Reddit is an incel party
Load More Replies...We don't deny we're females, we just try not to be treated like one would be in the 1700s
I always love how this supposedly geniuses have never read a f*****g human evolution article. We were egalitarian for millions of years and only started becoming sexist, classist, racist etc after the Neolithic (coincidentally when wealth started being a thing). Our human nature is to be equal.
Right, a human FIRST. Just like any other human. Equal to any other human. Deserving just like any other human.
On A Post About Bisexual Girls…
guys are exactly the same if another dude is around especially if a girl is involved
Beg pardon? I've been in a wonderful relationship with my lovely girlfriend for three years now (open relationship, being swingers is fun). If it's not love, then I wonder what love is.
Clearly that’s just you thinking she’s cuter than you are and nothing else, I guess
Load More Replies...If this post was made by another girl who experiences those things... she's so deep in the closet she's practically in Narnia
Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing
There is a big difference between wanting to look sexy and wanting to have sex with every weirdo that sees you.
It still baffles me that something which is entirely counterproductive to sex came to be labeled as "sexy". It's clothing. We use it to cover our bodies up so we don't freeze and/or get arrested for indecent exposure. Why are you reading into it beyond that? Weirdos.
Of course, dressing up can be about wanting to look attractive to the other gender! Men do the exact same thing. They just have a lot less otions than women do.
Wow Dude Just Wow
Why Can't We Be More Like Men?
I don't NEED a man in my life. I LIKE a man in my life. But, hey, if your idea of a relationship is co-dependency, then fine.
Women do NOT need a man. Maybe a woman wants one, but she can live just fine without one. (Same for men, regarding women). You do NOT have to have a significant other/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend to justify your existence. How much you earn is irrelevant to that point.
When I earn lots of money I dream of blue Cadbury's Creme Eggs, I mean like the chocolate is dark blue and the fondant is like a pale sky blue, and I put them down while I was getting a drink but I lost them, I figured they mush have rolled under the bed so I started looking there but a (really) short woman got angry at me because she lived under my bed and I was invading her privacy, and... Well, let's just say I have weird dreams!
Saw This On One Of The Main Boards
Made it to just past 20 before wanting to throw my phone out the window. Why can we not move forward and fix this?
For the same reason we don't have world peace and an end to war.
Load More Replies...What mgtow/incel hole of the internet did they find this many ignorant men?
I just went through that. And my only reaction is: WHAT ON EARTH?????
Taught my boys from a young age to treat girls like they would boys. As friends. My oldest is turning thirteen and one of his best friends is a girl and they both want a sleep over, as friends because that is how they see each other.
Fantastic advice. Kinda like the advice on boys in the daring book for girls.
Load More Replies...I would like to hear from some men reading this: How many men actually ascribe to these beliefs?
A happily married, well-adjusted man here. I'm absolutely sickened by this sort of sexist nonsense. I don't know of a single man who would believe any of this dreck.
Load More Replies...Made it to just past 20 before wanting to throw my phone out the window. Why can we not move forward and fix this?
For the same reason we don't have world peace and an end to war.
Load More Replies...What mgtow/incel hole of the internet did they find this many ignorant men?
I just went through that. And my only reaction is: WHAT ON EARTH?????
Taught my boys from a young age to treat girls like they would boys. As friends. My oldest is turning thirteen and one of his best friends is a girl and they both want a sleep over, as friends because that is how they see each other.
Fantastic advice. Kinda like the advice on boys in the daring book for girls.
Load More Replies...I would like to hear from some men reading this: How many men actually ascribe to these beliefs?
A happily married, well-adjusted man here. I'm absolutely sickened by this sort of sexist nonsense. I don't know of a single man who would believe any of this dreck.
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