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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's absolute f*****g bullshit. The people who enforce these rules should be sacked.

Mike Price
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about stoned to death with pingpong balls?

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Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is exactly how society tells you that you are never enough! You always do something wrong! Applies more for women of course!

kath morgan
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s because it’s about control, not clothes.

Hanz Enzo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a muslim woman cover up in public: This is oppression, uncivilised and backward thinking.

Andre Soo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's only a problem when it is done by muslim. typical islamophobic.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If all the men, the organizations and the authorities could just stop policing women's appearance and let them wear whatever the hell they want, that would be so nice.

Hugh Walter
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true . . . worse, there's a picture somewhere on the Internet of the members of a single Olympic sport's team, all the guys in lose shirts and shorts, all the girls in spandex bikinis's and it's not volley-ball?

Meghna Mohan
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate this dumb ass ideology, people need to grow some grey matter!

Vicky Zar
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair: not every country has these senseless school dress codes. The Olympics is on another level entirely. They should be ashamed of themselves.

Joe Reaves
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the individual sports not the Olympics itself. Beach Volleyball has an amazing range of allowable outfits from pretty much a bikini to a fill coverage suit. A few years ago they got into some trouble because they were only allowing the bikinis and they also said a hijab was unsafe, but they really turned it around and learnt.

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Sapna Sarfare
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true.... and women are fined for covering up...

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    #2

    They Had Me In The First Half

    They Had Me In The First Half

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, they really had me until that last sentence. lol

    J.L. Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad this is the top comment, because I quit after "...skilled in time management...". I was going to type WHAT THE AF but Ms. Meyer, you saved my sanity.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do i really have to listen to all his bullshit though? I can start the fire earlier

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the suggestion would be to ask the smart man to demonstrate the reworked schedule. For a couple of years.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure your lack of libido is exhaustion and not that you've finally realised you're married to a useless manchild?

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahhahaahhahaha.... this is epic

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i was thinking WTAF until the last bit

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just starting to get my hackles up, and then... ah, bliss!

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad I read it to the end

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    #3

    Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

    Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If misogynistic men are repelled by fun hair-colors, it is indeed working. For the women!

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont GAF what anyone says, nicely done different colored hair is sexy AF. Not that anyone should color just cuz someone else likes it. Folks should do what they like with thier own hair. Damn, makes me want my hair back...hard.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I appreciate this booster from a guy, most women color their hair for themselves. It's not an attempt to attract men.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colorful birds try to attract mates by looking beautiful, that's a nicer way to see hair dye

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that in the wild, with a few exceptions, it's the MALE that is all showy and brightly coloured. Female birds are usually brown or undistinguishable. (Likely to keep them and their eggs from being spotted by predators)

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    Angelica H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a single woman that has died hair has ever thought "hmm, bright colors in nature symbolize toxicity, let me dye my hair some bright color."

    Georgia Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I color my hair because I want people to know I'm venomous/poisonous and therefore dangerous to keep them away ;)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the incel intel. Gotta order some vivid Manic Panic hues immediately.

    Snakerel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a mix of grey and silver hair but I'm only a teenager, I wonder if they would consider that a natural hair color or not. My hair color is natural, just not for my age

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been on Facebook many times - and the response is always "Hey, apparently it works! Because smart women repel you"!

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    Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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    #4

    Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

    Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random bigotted man: "This was made by a man from the West" Reality: ...

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Oh not simply a random bigot...

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    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "None that come to mind" lol I bet this guy knows zero sculptors to begin with, maybe that's why no one comes to his mind

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beautiful statue, you go girl!

    Roxanne D'souza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "None that come to mind" well yeah, because like the average person, who can really list 5 sculptors at the top of their head? I know I can't, and that's because I've never really paid attention to the art except for the mainstream Renaissance stuff or whatever. But that also means I keep my mouth shut in topics I don't know about.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets see how much I can get: Michelangelo, Niki de St Phalle, Rodin... uhm, (female) pupil to Rodin but I can't remember the name right now (which... is probably what we're here to prove). I'm really not good with sculptors, but I got 4, so... Yay? (*goes look up the Rodin-pupil* Camille Claudel! Dammit! )

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    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who calls themselves "DarkTriadMan" or "RationalMale" is someone trying waaaay too hard

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this story before and i still feel the level of Cringe is Olypmic. Seriously, gold medal in all catergoies!

    Joseph Cheung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he talk like that tho? Its so embarrasing

    Rachael Sampson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so funny to me that those men have the damm audacity to think they have an idea of who and where the statue was made when they had no idea.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. One, that is a gorgeous sculpture. Two, those guys were really going hard on the pretentious bullshit when they got hit by reality, and I hope it left a mark.

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    #5

    I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

    I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tiny pink dress kills me. This whole photo kills me.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most definitely. Had to remind myself to breath. This is heartbreaking

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dress is not a reason to be raped, if a man can't keep his feelings to himself when he sees a shoulder he should be in some form of therapy

    Zoe Booth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feelings have nothing to do with rape , if a man cant control himself and does this , therapy is not going to work , a bullet to the head would.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all bad enough but Jeez the little pink dress! Please give me five minutes in a room with the monster who attacked that child, they won't be walking out.

    Swan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave me in a room with all these rapists and the right to punish them the right to put the blame on them and not the victim's clothing

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if you were to dress like a whore, s**t, or whatever derogatory term they use, you STILL should NOT be raped. Dressing sexy is nice for others to look at, but NO TOUCHING.

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could be walking down the middle of the street at midnight naked, and that is not justification for rape or assault. There is NO justification, PERIOD.

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    Rebecca Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this in London. It is harrowing. Each has a small statement next to it. The clothes remind you how this happens to women and children just going about their normal day. Mostly wearing their everyday t-shirt and jeans.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God the baby dress! That's horrific!!

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to be a traveling exhibit, going to every freaking high school and college in the land.

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Senate, and courthouse, and police office and HR and anywhere else where people have the authority to make decisions and the stupidity to still believe that what a person wears has any bearing in what may have happened to them.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my f*****g god the size of that little pink dress... that kid was probably no older than four. FOUR. 😣

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have little sister and can tell you that dress might be just 2-3 years old range.

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... that little girls dress. I feel sick. The whole thing sickens me. You know what I was wearing? my school uniform. Black trousers, polo shirt and baggy jumper. I was 15. But that tiny dress, how old could she have been? 3, 4? Disgusting what some people will do. :(

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    #6

    Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

    Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have stayed in school

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when I can turn it off on vacation too.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have that switch!!! Where do i sign up?

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he think girls are like hoses? we can turn off our period whenever we want?

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know not having periods based on location was an option.

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh sorry, I'll just switch it off and hold it in until I get back home. but seriously, kudos to New Zealand

    lightbulb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Love deciding when my period comes.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I FINALLY caved and quit a couple years ago. WTF was I thinking?!

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do they get this idea that a woman can control this?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, someone put anatomy basics in the school curriculum!

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I don't know if they still do this, but years ago they split us up by gender for the "sex talk". We girls learned about getting our periods and such. Nothing about how a boy's body works. The boy got the same thing, what to expect from their changing bodies, but not ours.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hold it until i go home but if i start bleeding from my eyes don't blame me!

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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    #7

    Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

    Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The education system has failed you. Hard.

    Mia D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that cows are the only mammals in the whole universe that give milk! And if you feed them strawberries- they will give strawberry milk. In winters they give ice-cream, people collet it and store it in the freezers for the rest of the year!

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    Agamemnon Padar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂the stupidity and cluelessness of this is beyond limits. We are mammals, like cows. And of course milk is a body fluid, what else should it be??? 😡 God, my blood pressure.

    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how does this nitwit think the human race survived for thousands of years before the invention of baby formula?

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it odd that people grossed out by human breast milk, which has the ideal nutrients for small humans, are happy to drink cow breast milk, ideal for baby cows.

    Boudica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, I made the same point to my daughter's father who wouldn't try mine - said it was gross. Ruuuuudddeeee 🙄

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    anarkzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost 100% sure that this post is satirical and in support of breast feeding.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope so, but it's hard to tell without context.

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    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today on Guess who voted Trump.

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly breast feed babies are smarter, something about brain development. I think this guy was fed that real "cow milk". Nothing developed in his brain.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, idiots everywhere... the biggest one being the one he sees in the mirror!

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you have not been burdened with an abundance of education.

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    #8

    Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

    Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, correct me if Im wrong, (cuz Im a guy and just dont know) but if you could control your cycles and cramps and stuff, wouldnt you like, NOT LET IT HAPPEN? Cuz you know, cramps and all are PAINFUL?

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha cause yes I can hold in my blood like I hold in my pee smh

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do it at home and tun it off"...what, like a water tap??

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that difficult to understand? If a person has a bleeding cut in their arm they can’t chose not to bleed. Yes, a period is not a cut but it has bleeding. How they don’t make the connection that if they can’t stop bleeding neither can we?

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because too many men think periods are "icky" and don't think at all about them beyond that.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The constant use of "Y'all" leaves no doubt that he is a moron.

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, hey, hey. No need to hate on y'all. It's a valid contraction that's in the dictionary.

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    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is menstrual leave a real thing? I haven't heard of it before.

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the Uk at least. If you really suffer, you'd probably have to take the time as sick or unpaid. Some individual companies might have their own policy - I've heard of companies trying to be quite progressive and allow for time off if the hours have been banked etc, but in my opinion I'm not sure how such a system couldn't just be abused by the minority who wanted a day off.

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHA 'Do it at home and turn it off...' HAHAHAHAHA That is some next level dumb fuckery!

    V V
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we could just turn it off and on....why would we ever turn it on?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've never had a girlfriend without telling me that you've never had a girlfriend.

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    #9

    How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

    How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel really bad afterwards. I know that I have not being assaulted because I consented to it. But it feels really wrong.

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many men seem to think going to the Obgyn is somehow erotic...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They watch too much porn that's why

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    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply ramming things up your foof is not sexy. It's like the berk who thought women become uncontrollably aroused by inserting tampons...

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absurdity may be best explained to guys by saying "imagine how embarrassing it would be to get your foreskin stuck in your zipper and have it catch at just the right spot"

    Marianne Saiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, sexy. Imagine catching it just right and an awkward moan comes out. /s

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason they have our feet in stirrups is not so they have a better view. it is so we can't kick their teeth in.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I went in, the doc got the regular speculum and every time I told him to use the small one because it simply doesn't fit and every time he tried it anyway, until after 10 minutes of painful probing he had to admit it didn't fit, and got the small one. I now have a new doctor and no way he is ever allowed to 'just try it' with the regular one. Never in all that time did he 'hit a spot that makes me moan'. IT HURT! I don't find that sexually arousing.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spot that makes one moan is OUTSIDE the vagina. Higher, higher, higher, above the external urethral orifice, that you didn't know existed, there's a clitoris glans, similar to your penis glans, only slightly smaller and with more nerve endings.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just send the guy to his first protate exame. he'll reconsider.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if his asshole is cranked open with a steel speculum, and the doctor takes a cell scraping.

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    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 'cause lying on a table with your feet in stirrups and bright lights shining on you is such a romantic setting. And yes, it's VERY uncomfortable.

    Lisa Carr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, are men seriously that uneducated about a woman's body and how it works?

    Capn Cack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. They get their "education" from porn.

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    Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

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    It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    #10

    I-

    I-

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder this guy's single

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who considers other human beings as "material" should stay single; in fact, should stay away from others at all.

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    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be rewritten: "Virgin looking for inflatable doll"

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7. Is she the equivalent to a domestic pet to you, rather than a real human being with needs and wants and a personality.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure that most of us respect our pets more than he does to women

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is disturbed. And should go back to school to improve his writing.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should go back to 1800 and stay there actually

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7. She must be a doormat for me to walk all over.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope there's a woman out there looking for a man who is 1. Insecure 2. Possessive 3. Downright creepy

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW!!! controlling, obsessive and jealousy all wrapped up in these 6 little rules. what girl could resist?

    Rickard Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing that he's open with it at least! =D

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks as though someone is gonna be single for a long, long time.

    F S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 5 makes me furious! Men believing that they’re entitled to having sex whenever they like and the woman in their relationship has to oblige. There are enough women younger than me who believe this BS and endure the sex so that they won’t be bothered for a few days by their partner, who was the one pressuring them by constantly nagging. And those women often believe that they’re on a par with their partner..

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: would HE do all of those things for his partner?

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    #11

    Yes!! Exactly This

    Yes!! Exactly This

    Gamerfaith Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a time machine, I'd go and buy action figures that have gotten too rare and therefore expensive now to afford. And I'd enjoy it!

    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a girl, if I had a time machine, I'd probably not use it unless I'm 100% sure that everything will be safe an- nah jk I'm probably gonna mess up the timeline and go back to the future and then listen to my history teacher talk about one of the most inspirational artists for of the 20th century, Adolf Hitler.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This incel apparently doesn't realize the number of intelligent women scientists and scholars.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the "deep, quiet thinking male" tends not to be deep, or thinking, usually it'll be something flapping around his scull like "what if I could breath underwater,"or "I wonder if I could get a face swap"

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to CBGB December 1982 and watch Bad Brains then go from there.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thankfully I've been missing out on those. They would probably piss me off.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they’re garbage. They’re like a man with a time machine would do some awesome stuff, a girl with a time machine apparently would just go find her grandmother and say “I’m your granddaughter.” The only good one is the guy goin back to give Napoleon a 4 Loko and the girl with the time machine going back to steal the same 4 Loko from him.

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    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're very confusing. Also who do people get so pissed when people use the "nobody:" format but not this one. They both have the same problems.

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    #12

    More Milk = More Boobs

    More Milk = More Boobs

    serialkillersuccubus Report

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, someone put this idiot out of his educational misery.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay! *brings out knife* I’ll be glad to do so :)

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what nutritional deficiency explains his d**k size?

    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he think women top themselves up like a drinks dispenser?

    jellybeb
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    4 years ago

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did no one have to take any anatomy or physiology classes? Sex ed? Nothin?

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An obstinate person will remain obstinate, no matter what.

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    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should be kept in an educational system until they can pass a comprehensive exam on all areas of life but with key aspects being sexual health/education I would dread to think he has managed to find a woman to have a child with

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhahhhhahahahhaahahahha oh f--k off this has to be a joke

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Block and delete. That is the only response this requires.

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    According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

    #13

    Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

    Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

    IndianBolshevik Report

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

    Wyn Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it has a kernel of truth, multiple relationships with guys that are aholes likely would leave somebody depressed with panic attacks

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Scientists"? I didn't know incels had "scientists"

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just look at the "hysteria treatment" movement of the 1800s. Classic case of "scientists" who had no credentials or methodology spouting nonsense to control women.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, a women will have no attachment to the likes of you virgin or not

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, what the hell is wrong with some men. Where do they get this absolute shite?

    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no panic attacks and depression and I am definitely no virgin...so what the hell is wrong with me??? maybe I drink too much milk???

    the annoying theatre kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd like to see this research from your "sources"

    David Leick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything to justify why this guy's wife dumped his dumbass.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this man needs take a few lessons in grammar before he tries to give a scientific reason why women have no attachment.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's really lost their ability to pair bond?? All together now... I-N-C-E-L-S!!!

    Sally Shideler Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blur out this guy's Twitter handle! I'd like to reach out to him and urge him not to be vaccinated for COVID - though something tells me I needn't worry. 🙄

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    #14

    Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

    Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

    Xand3rban Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "I'm not getting any..."

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean “I’m going to die a virgin”, right?

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BREAKING: Single person lectures person in happy relationship on why he is single.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least one man in this conversation get it!

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "I'm a controlling prick with a tiny d**k".

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that guy IS a red flag

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude's experience of women says more about him than women, IMO.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to this dude, women don't do ANYTHING without the ulterior motive of seducing men

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you KEEP your girlfriend??? is she even aloud out in the garden for some air or do you need to accompany her for this??

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Check this guy's basement. Seriously. Men like this shouldn't be allowed anywhere near women.

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    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he just admitted why he goes to bars

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    #15

    Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

    Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

    ChulaOmba Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its my money I earnt it why would I give it to you?

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I worked for this. It's not yours.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men don't give a sh!t that she earns more than he does. How's that?

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never say never. Internalised misogyny is really powerful.

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    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that photoshopped that protest sign is imbecilic

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the woman in that pic, I'd find the moron who photoshopped my sign and sue him for defamation.

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    KatKaleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I find amusing is that in my paternal grandparents' marriage - very traditional - my grandfather would give my grandmother all the money he earned and she gave HIM an allowance. After all, he was at work all day while she had to go to the bank to pay bills, buy groceries, deal with handymen or delivery people, take the kids to the doctor or give them money for an excursion at school. My grandfather didn't NEED to have much money on him. He came home to a nice meal, and if he wanted a beer, my grandmother had one in the cellar. She even saved money for presents to family and vacations, so he used most of his allowance to buy her flowers and chocolates. This traditional way of running a family can work if the partners respect each other.

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's practical and very lovely how he would end up using most of his money to treat her. Thank you for sharing

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm not a real woman coz I don't get pay checks lol.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    real women know better

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    erm.... nope. real men will look after their family not take everything from them. ..

    Amber Seanez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they do to get that paycheck?? I'm terrified at what these men require "their" women to do to "earn" an ALLOWANCE, as whatever they did to get that paycheck didn't count as "earning"

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    #16

    Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

    Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

    MRDomus Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, someone should tell my husband we broke up. Many times at that.

    Great Panda Mamu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband even helps me dye my hair. Assisting his own demise, apparently.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once showed up with red hair, because the stylist had mixed up my usual order with someone else with a similar name, and dyed my hair brown instead of blonde, and had to strip the dye out, and after three tries it was red. After being horrified for a week, I decided I liked it, and had red hair for seven years.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when men talk to each other about women, more than they've ever talked to an actual woman.

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “No bro” That sentence alone makes me laugh.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what’s the story with natural redheads then? They always break up with their partners?

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, what about women born with natural ginger hair? Is every single redhead born with depression and emotional trauma straight from the womb?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is a natural red head. Does that mean I'm screwed?

    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do You know anything about women? That's the real question

    Steffen Rehm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's always wrong with red hair? I mean i have them naturally, but still.

    Mona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow he must be a psychologist now because of red hair ! #moron

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    #17

    News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

    News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

    saddleshoes Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an incel, without telling me you're an incel.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bs is always posted by insecure little men.

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vans are nice shoes, what the f**k?

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn...took me a minute to figure out that the s**ts is a slang term for "person thats been around" and not "fecal excrement"...

    Ancsuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have vans too, and tattoos. I dont think any of them ugly..And I dont hate my soft feminine side, I wear tulle skirts with my vans too

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "nobody will f**k me".

    anarkzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vans are slutty now? The world no longer makes sense to me now, I'm officially old.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a woman should never, EVER leave the house, unless her feet hurt.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the hell did i just read

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how I was a virgin (and also kiseless) until I was almost 21 but I still dressed with jeans, hoodies and shoes similar to those. I guess I was a virgin s**t? (Not that being a s**t is really a thing)

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    #18

    I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

    I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

    alepko5 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boy gets annoyed the second he has dirt on him

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet my daughter: A dirty giggly noise with glitter on it.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for little boys who are not allowed to enjoy bright colours and glitter.

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little boy loves glitter... and giggling... and dirt... and im a girl and i loved playing in the dirt, pretending I was an archaeologist

    Pixie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First picture: A happy kid inside (n.) ; second picture: A happy kid outside (n.)

    Avya Spriggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a girl and I don't wear glitter, I wear hand me down vans and an old t-shirt, and I don't giggle I laugh because I'm not some programed robot.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a giggle is also a noise tho??

    Emily zzstu Dancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think most children could be described as "noise w dirt on them " lol

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    #19

    I Can't Believe I Found This

    I Can't Believe I Found This

    reddit.com Report

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please give this person UTI.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gyno found and treated my CANCER. But good to know that wasn't really necessary (eyeroll)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This incel would blame your cancer on f*cking around too much.

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know how to avoid them, MGTOW is Men Going Their Own Way, "an anti-feminist, misogynistic, mostly online community advocating for men to separate themselves from women and from a society which they believe has been corrupted by feminism." In other words, such unattractive propositions that they basically need Madagascar to create their own male paradise. (Sorry to any Madagascans).

    Robyn Shonfeld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they wont be able to have children 🤣

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    Kelly H
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha, PUFF OF PERFUME! "That's your downstairs exam taken care of, Miss H, we shall send the cultures to the lab and results will be back in a week. Now, will it be 'Musc de la Fl' Ange' or 'Eau de Fufu', you witchety strumpet?"

    Tahani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **snort** I’ll take a spritz of Eau de Fufu please!

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    Eirik Dalheim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While urology does deal with the male reproductive organs, it is more accurately the medical discipline that encompasses the urine tracts, kidneys (supplemented by nephrology) and related diseases in both sexes.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. Both women and men go to the urologist.

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    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken with all the authority of a man who hasn't seen a pussy since he came out of one.

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was obviously borne of a potato. Not of a women.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I understand why you have to grope your own winkle, you sorry excuse of a man.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well as you said, we obviously go for our pussy social and our puff of perfume.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because things like cervical cancer and fibroids and PMDD are just one big perfume party.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this fool think a trip to the gyno is like a trip to the spa?

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    #20

    Seen On R/Niceguys

    Seen On R/Niceguys

    bughugzz Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if these same men groom themselves in a particular way purely to be attractive to all women?

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many incels have a hate boner for dyed hair? That rainbow hair looks awesome!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine there might be a correlation between having brightly coloured hair and being more self-confident. Obviously not for everyone, but intiutively it seems probable. And more confident women are more likely to reject those assholes.

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    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the force field is functioning perfectly.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marge Simpson should beat those guys with her mighty blue hair.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe... just hear me out for a second, MAYBE the hair is because she likes the way it looks and not to attract incel assholes?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women don't give a f**k what you like! Sincerely, all women

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like those two don't understand that we don't do it for male sexual attraction. It's not about them.

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her hair is beautiful, as is all hair

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mission in life, please men with hair color. (Sarcasm)

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is gorgeous! I wish I could have hair like that. And if that makes me unattractive to certain men, that's a plus. Saves me from having to weed out the incels and idiots when dating.

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    #21

    Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

    Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes cause of course ill starve If I don't have sex

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, another one has rumbled us - we only f**k them to get food. Sheeeeet...and here was me thinking my whole 'Sex for Tacos' strategy was sneaky. Double damn.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, isn't this literally the plot of Aristophanes's play "Lysistrata"? Athenian and Spartan women, tired of the Peloponnesian War, stop having sex with their husbands and lovers and force them to make peace. And this was written back in 411 BC. So yeah, if the ancient Greeks seemed to think this was a viable strategy...

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/29/opinion/ghitis-sex-strikes/index.html Sex strikes still work, whether you want a war to end like in Liberia in 2003 or a road build like in Colombia.

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    Erika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanna f**k a guy mate, go for it! Doubt women are interested either way.

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    261 idiots hearted this and 89 morons retweeted. This is sad

    Swan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember an episode of the little house on the prairie where the women do go on strike until the men accept to give them rights (like being able to own things or having the right not to abandon their kids) and because the women don't have right theirs voice their vote doesn't matter so they have to convince the men ;by going on strike ,it works

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    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he implying we feed off sex or what? 😂

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for someone who was going to bring that up. Not having sex means we starve to death is the weirdest logic I have ever seen.

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, if you want to have sex with other men - you should do just that, no need to come up with ridiculous excuses. That's alright.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your type already fu*ks each other, you just don't see it.

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    #22

    The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

    The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have decided I don't like this "Tim"

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Esph5:25 "25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her". Wonder how many of these types do that?

    HermitCrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the way she's carefully thinking of the perfect way to say "f*ck you Tim"

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As both a person who is Jewish, and a Religion Professor, I would like to point out that none of these quotes come from the Jewish part of the Bible.......nor are any of these quotes the words of Jesus.

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should read Book of Proverbs 31:10-31 "The Virtuous Wife" work, manage and live her freaking life independently of her husband. Stop reading what and how you like.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet she is wearing a business suit.

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're clearly missing all the strong women in the "Old" Testament. Miriam, Deborah, Yehudit (she chopped off the enemy commander's head!)... There's so many positive examples. The bottom quote is sung as part of "Woman of Valor" - a song many Jewish families sing as a thank you to the women in their house, which talks about a woman who does business, is active outside the home, interacts with other humans, and generally is uses all of her skills to their full potential. This is about trying to control women so that a person feels an element of control in their lives because they're too afraid of life without being in charge of something...

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It couldn't possibly be that men just made up this bullshit?

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    #23

    Omg. So Relatable

    Omg. So Relatable

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I do this allll the time! hope my crush never finds out!

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I tie it and push it towards my bottom, so that it looks juicy, but shshshsh they do not know that yet!

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer did it first

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer's also the only one who should do that. Props to Homer.

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they stole this from the simpsons when homer does it to make marge think he lost weight

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is done to clothing to make it fit a mannequin better. Skin isn’t like cloth, and women are humans, not mannequins.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry..... what???? Do men really think we are a different species???? I mean have they ever tried to do this?? This isn't how it works, that's not how any of this works!!!!

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just looking at that makes me uncomfortable

    Pooja Akshay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dang! they got to know... hurry, women! hide your plastic tags and random clips!!

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    #24

    This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

    This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s definitely watched too much porn, because this doesn’t happen in the real world.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you’re thinking of porn. Unless, if by lingerie, you mean leggings or sweatpants, big shirts, and comfy slippers, then yes.

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he DID have a girlfriend, and she probably wasn't hanging out with with who he thought she was.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what, when did this become a thing??? dam, on phone now to all my girl friends. I really hope the washing machine doesn't break down while there all here- perhaps we could order a pizza too, and if we get to loud, I do hope no one calls the cops on us over a noise complaint.

    Marik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know that regular shirts & trousers count as lingerie today 🤔 will have to inform my friends and coworkers about how pervy we are 😄

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't believe everything you see on porn

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, I don't recall anyone saying men are the "weird gender" but regardless, I have never had a slumber party in lingerie, or indeed ever hung out with women in any situation in my underwear.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, our little lingerie date nights. Completely normal and something that happens.

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy. Is anyone gonna tell him?

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have spent a LOT of time in an old fashioned brothel to come to that conclusion. Like really old fashioned, possibly Wild West old?

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    #25

    I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

    I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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    Biba Little
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly and wrong on so many levels.

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he drew the lesbians running around screaming at men about how they're lesbians reveals that he thinks lesbians exist just to spite men. It's always funny when people flatter themselves by believing other people even ever think of them.

    Doggy Dork
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I'm barely the main character in my own life. If I had the confidence of the most average and mediocre white guy, I'd be the main character in everyone else's life. Or at least I'd *think* I was. Because hey, as a guy it's obviously all about him. Right?

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but only Very Rich Stick Men with Monobrows count as genuine Lesbian-Turners.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah because id suddenly become gay if a rich man wanted me , GTFOHWTS

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, that's how it works... in a x rated movie

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all the background characters are men. Also thats not how lesbians work. Or how bisexuals work.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not how that works. Yes, some people are bi. But it’s not a choice, it’s just part of who they are, and money can’t buy it. So this cartoon is promoting the idea that lesbians will prostitute themselves for money. Well then, how do you explain other, non-lesbian, male and female people who prostitute themselves for money?

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    #26

    Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

    Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, unemployable incels who live in their mother's basement do not understand what "financially independent" means.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they realize they're better off single than with a dirtbag, and we can't be having that!

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo you essentially want an indentured servant with no standards. Thanks for announcing it and saving all of us some time.

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school and worked hard to establish a career that paid enough to take care of myself so that when/if I decided to get married, what he made wasn't a factor.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word independent is alien to this one.

    Slick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logic isn't really his thing.

    Mariaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is at least partly right: if she is financially independent any woman would look for somebody who is NOT this guy. His only hope is to be able to pay somebody to want to be in a relationship with him and he doesn't seem bright enough to earn a lot.

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, theres a running competition between me and my fiancé as to who earns more. Ive been winning for the last 4 years despite having a baby in that time too. I dont need him to earn more than me lol

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    #27

    It’s That Easy

    It’s That Easy

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    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I swear my bf can lose weight in a couple days and it takes me months

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    anarkzie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To put a positive spin on this, he's basically saying that all women are beautiful apart from those that consume up to 35 kg of grass each night. If you're woman and you eat a non Hippo diet, you're doing fine.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete bullshit, especially since no man is required to have a bodybuilder body like that. Just look normal ffs.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's how eating disorders start.

    Mariaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually hippos eat mostly fibrous foods which humans don't actually digest. So eating like a hippo would really make you very thin.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was coming here just to say this! (I've watched my docent friend help make hippo salads complete with heads of cabbages at our local zoo.)

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiiight. Doesn't work that way knucklehead.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god that is delusional.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this man knows NOTHING Literally nothing about what he is talking about. Even with the guy he is missing vital information.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way a woman would look like that girl, with no diet or exercise, is because she was genetically disposed to look like that.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, some of us *need* to "eat like a freaking hippo" because we're dangerously underweight. Different people have different nutritional needs.

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    #28

    I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

    I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf theres no such thing as alpha and beta

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww someone got butt hurt by rejection and made this attrocity.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone's absolutely terrified of independent women!

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I am too tall for love with my 5'11" (too 'fat' as well), better not tell my husband of 21 years... 😂😂😂 Also, how can you possibly get communism and feminism mixed up and so on and on... That post is so dumb, it is truly fascinating. I dare anyone to come up with a higher density of nonsense than this dumpster fire here.

    Helmut Kok
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess the Marxism is the god ol' 'murician everything I don't like is Marxism

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    Kharyss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5ft 9 and 130lbs is only just in the healthy BMI range (19). At that weight most health professionals would advise you put on a few pounds.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of this men think that a “healthy woman” means an underweight one. But to be fair media also thinks the same..

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fascinated by the graphic design and publishing that has gone into this. Where the hell does it come from?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you notice the in words, the "beta" wears skirts and dresses, but on the drawings, the "alpha" wears skirts and the "beta" trousers? I find that revealing

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    𝕥𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥
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    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Jj321
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 5'9" woman, I LOVE the max weight of 130. I am a very curvy women.. I weighed a little less than 130 when I graduated high school, I had a stomach ulcer and lost weight. I wore a size 2. My ribs showed and I was really underweight for my size.

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. 5ft 9. Dropped to 135 pounds with a bad case of stomach flu. Friends and relatives thought I had an eating disorder and were telling me I looked ill.

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    Mark Grudzinski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second someone uses the terms alpha and beta to describe swaths of people, you know it's time to walk away. I'm sure whoever wrote this has never been in a relationship.

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    #29

    Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

    Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling this belongs maybe to some Russian grandma.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that my grandmother would love this.

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that we women weren’t smart or interesting enough to know how to use a computer or have “hobbies”. Dudes, at least be consistent

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would require them to actually look at their arguments and form a coherent point. I'm not seeing one. (Also, each individual creep is posting their own viewpoints, they're not gonna line up, but I hear ya)

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep mine is exactly like this, though I do have a few extra sparkles.... after all what else do you do with it? I don't even know how to turn it on with out a mans help. NOT!!!

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dust. The heat. The fire risk. Why.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (fan screaming as the air circulation is hampered by the frilly doily thing)

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor computer. My laptop, from background to everything custom is BLACK. Not a man.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite sure the ventilation system won't work this way and burns

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    F S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I decorate my PC. With splotches of soup, sauce, and Nutella, respectively.

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all i can think is that this is probably going to go on fire...

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    #30

    If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

    If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else thought that was Ellen in the top left pic??

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. This weirdo has a picture of Ellen as their own profile pic.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    small titty lesbian committee

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is my cup size as a bisexual? I'm confused.

    Lucy Brazier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have one big boob and one little one?

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it follow that women with no breasts are attracted to nothing?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what about men with tiny d***s? Like you, for instance, and your 24 make believe friends. You do know the point of Likes is that they’re supposed to be real people, not fake user profiles you created to vote for yourself, right?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even 1% accurate or anything...

    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are absolutely correct. It’s not 100% accurate or anything.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's obviously not 100% accurate indeed. Not even 1%.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've kinda learned/heard people who spout nonsensical drivel on the internet tend to be idiots with IQ scores comparable to room temperature in Centigrade.

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    #31

    Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

    Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

    vladimirepooptin Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! That's actually pretty funny.

    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, this could very well be true for some folk, you often see beautiful women with rather, umm, unique looking men who just happen to be loaded

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which doesn't always mean they're attracted to them. They could simply be attracted to their money. Some folks, any gender, are willing to have sex with people and pretend they like them for money.

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    Kirk Mckeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "humor"....try it, you might like it!!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is a good one. Some people takin this too serious

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dumb, but it is kind of funny.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, he might have a point... for certain women.

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    #32

    I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

    I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

    kimberhenry Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must not be a real woman then... O.O

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pov: his girlfriend ignored him for 0.0000000001 seconds and he took it personally

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course if this guy had a girlfriend and she had a hobby, he'd insist she stop because it would mean she was paying attention to something other than him.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I am so bored! I wish I knew a strong alpha male who could tell me what to do with my time.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had an argument with coworkers about what they consider a hobby, as they took the stance women don’t have hobbies (less rudely than this person). Apparently it doesn’t count as a hobby if you don’t do it obsessively. “Women just, like, hang out with each other instead of having a hobby. Or go shopping.” Example of a non-hobby: woman learns to knit, spends first few months excitedly making things for friends, then projects drop to occasional items. One guy’s logic was this is now apparently not a hobby because she’s not working on a project at all times - and because he thinks knitting is dumb - and not, ya know, just cause of the woman realizing she’s going to drown in knitting if she makes things just because (or because she doesn’t have time right now). The argument was extra fun as I am female, and they were both trying to claim women don’t have hobbies, while backtracking by saying I have hobbies because I do cosplay on occasion.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hobbie is collecting hobbies. So far it's knitting, crochet, frivolite, sowing, making jewelerry, wood working, metal working, house plants, reading, drawing, painting, etching and 3D-printing, to name a few. Next on the list is bobbing lace, once I've made the bobbins. But sure, let's go with I have no hobbies...

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    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the guy who's typing on a computer or on his phone

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone contains many hobbies. So does my tv. I... can't help ya, pal.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Then by your logic, they’re doing those things because their men aren’t any good at entertaining them. Step it up, fellas. You’re failing.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! What am I? My whole life has been a lie.

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? From what I've seen, this is more typical of the male of the species

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    #33

    Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

    Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

    Bisismad Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hating assholes you mean

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, there are people who call themselves feminists and mostly just hate men. That doesn't define the movement though.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it. I have a friend who thought I actually hated him when I told him I was a feminist because he had been told we all hated men.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate men, just misogynists.

    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should have a problem with positive feminism it helps everyone, it’s just a shame it’s been slated as a hating men ideology which is stupid. Women have been hating dumb ass men for longer than most civilisations which is totally fair

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are know for??? How about education.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate is an awfully strong term. Independent women don't necessarily hate men. They simply don't require them to get ahead in life.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failing grammar... (Him, that is.) Feminists are working for men's rights too. It was coined when men had all the rights and women had almost no rights. Now women are nearing 40 percent, and some men are panicking.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so stupid they don't even know what feminism is . . .

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    #34

    "I Have Warrants"

    "I Have Warrants"

    _gschaftlhuaba Report

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got warrants too. Call the cops on him and you can have the tacos without having to deal with him.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure you'll catch a homeless alcoholic instead.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wet just looking at this

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has warrants? Get in line ladies, i wuz here first.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this ones kinda funny

    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time it took to proclaim "I'm a Loser"

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine being so insecure that you went through all that work to make yourself look like an idiot?

    Melody Iaconetti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is a joke because it's legit hilarious.

    MRK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually wen to Starbucks and ordered TWO drinks for this picture! That's commitment to your rant!

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    #35

    They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

    They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

    EmancipationOfMe Report

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why do you want one idiot

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I have never understood: if we are such loathsome creatures, why are they so upset that we leave them alone?!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, most women, regardless of how their appearance is perceived, are most attracted to men who they feel safe with, who make them laugh when they’re sad, who are happy with them being themselves, who applaud all their successes and and help them get past their failures—-basically, real men who are happy enough with themselves to be happy to let her be herself. And all regardless of appearance. I mean, why are so many dads with dad bodies not divorced? Because they’re great guys whose wives are perfectly happy with them just as they are.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the issue with misogyns. It doesn’t matter how many women tell them that they don’t care about height, weight, salary, penis size, muscles… We are all “lying whores”. It’s impossible to change their mind. I was banned immediately in the Reddit r/short (an incel cesspool) just to state (with other women) that I actually prefer men who are considered short., that about 70% of guys I liked (yes I calculated it then) were below 1.70m

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because you destroyed one of their arguments. If men below 1.7m can be attractive to women, they no longer have their height to use as an excuse for not being attractive to women. (For the record, my hubby is 172cm, which is the perfect height for me to nestle under his chin!)

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    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah like men never ever lie 😆 I've heard it's biologically impossible for them to lie!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weight doesn't matter if a man is funny, charming, or sexy. But with you guys...

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gosh who hurt you

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Camera? Who goes around, filming people and asking them for their weight??

    Wah Fark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a lot to unpack here.. a loooot...

    Millie Hardy-Sims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we spend our lives dealing with d*ckheads who are so stupid we have to lie to make them feel better...

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    #36

    "Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

    "Women Would Only Last Minutes Without Men"

    glhw Report

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to fix almost anything. If we ever get chance to live like that, Don't worry i will fix everything including that toilet.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really good at plumbing, cooking, and first aid. Let's do this Ravina! I also can build and refurbish furniture so I will build the table upon which we shall build our empire!

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd walk around unafraid. Yeah, sounds awful.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as we can all sit round in our sexy lingerie I'm sure we will be fine.

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh. Imagine a place for one week. NO MALES. I’m not saying anything against them. I just wanna hang out with my buddies for once at night. Without feeling unsafe or scared at any point.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Girls, We GET TOILETS!!!!! Did you hear that??? Leaky ones, but still - like, INDOOR PLUMBING! That's like 2000% better than I have here, in my basement, where I've been chained for the last two years, making sammiches for my Lord and Master! I'm so happy! Permission to poop myself, Master?!?!?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do we need the toilets? we can turn off our internal taps right?

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I thought women didn't s**t?

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine, you think your whole worth to the other sex is being an unpaid handyman. What a deperessing view of yourself

    Lukyan Terdal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amazons of Paradise Island send their regards.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Centuries. It would last centuries.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to stop reading post-apocalypse fiction.

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    #37

    Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

    Apparently Y'all Be Manhunting 24/7 Lol

    Boring_Psycho Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it looks like it would be really easy to fool you then.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scanning the environment to prevent the next effing attack by a man.

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling most of his girlfriends have cheated on him to try to get away from him.

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she's just trying to get away from YOU

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me bud, looking at this sh!te, the reason women leaving you or picking someone else over you, is mostly you.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we are constantly scanning our environment for men, on some level, but we are scanning for potential attackers.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would rather say that's more a biological thing for us men. We aren't limited in reproduction like pregnant women are for a period of time. Evolutionary it makes sense to look for other partners to increase population

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known one or two woman like that, I've known many men like that . . . "wham, bam, thank you mam, I'm outta' here!"

    Nicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn't know this about myself...so I wasted 22 years with just one guy?? Oooor this guy is an idiot and can't keep a girl because he is an A$$ clown with this attitude. I mean it couldn't possibly be HIM, right?? 🤔🙄🙄

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    #38

    I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

    I- I Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This One

    confusedwillshaper Report

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine? Look, there's a lot wrong here, but where is that 'nine' from?

    Marianne Saiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think either from the longest cycles (around 35 days) or from the 9 months from pregnancy. Just guesses though (and obviously completely false).

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    Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. We only change our tampon when it is full. If it’s not full at the end of period we can use it again next time. This guy has solved all of our misguided problems with simple math.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do that and they're playing toxic shock Russian Roulette.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bleed through a super heavy overnight pad in an hour. 250mg, I WEIGHED IT. Every hour, every day, for 3 days, then "normal" levels for 4 more days.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to fill a menstrual cup (that was supposed to hold 12h of bleeding) in an hour. I get you sister

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    JitkaBlitka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so by his logic I should suffice with 1 tampon per day? and what the other 3-5 days of light bleeding? Remember similar math done by a man in comment under the news report than women get free menstrual supplies in New Zeland. That one counted the cost of pads for one period but counted with the cheapest pantyliners he found, proving the same as the genius above - that no one should stick their nose to things he doesn't know anything about.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing that you can find so many condoms free in so many places.

    daisydiamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's so many things wrong there wow...

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm not a woman but even I know that's not right. This is the same guy that would say the babies diaper isn't full yet don't change it

    J.L. Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "7 tampons per cycle". Hooo boy, ever heard of toxic shock syndrome?

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    #39

    These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

    These Manipulative Assholes Are So Obsessed With Pitting Women Against Each Other Just So They Can Demonize Us Instead Of Blaming Themselves

    ChaosSpiraling Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When their reaction was probably 'why was this random creeper talking to us'.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "who the f**k was that?" "no idea" "let's go get some coffee and pretend this never happened"

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    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, mate, they probably just assumed you were having trouble counting to three.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's so drunk/stoned/drugged/stupid that he can't count" would be me and my friends' response. If we even made one...

    Lucy Brazier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this never happened. As if he would actually speak to girls.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their reaction would probably be "huh" and actually they would judge him. "womens envious and competitive nature" is honestly made up. And its kind of dangerous because girls are inclined to believe it because of how prominent it is in media.

    Tam Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they all turned to each other and shrugged while asking, “what did that homeless man say to us?” Then continued their lives.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, then everyone [male] clapped and he got out of bath and went to bed . . . alone!

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was lucky he was able to walk away

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the third girl was the fast runner who went after them and beat their damn asses for creeping random girls.

    Josephine Goode
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the three said in unison ' hope I'm the ugly one' burst out laughing and went back to what they were talking about before they were so rudely interrupted.

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    #40

    Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

    Apparently All Women Only Use For Manipulation

    WrittenRougeur Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DARE YOU OFFEND PUSS IN BOOTS

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, in the scene he was trying to get away with something.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or guys are asses??

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, he doesn't know puss in boots is male, does he?

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind that both characters are male...

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pussy in boots is all these Asses see.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puss kicked serious a**. Do not offend Puss In Boots!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys keep getting it backwards.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrek has some great life advice. Not this time, though!

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkey's an idiot, PinB is one cool dude!

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    #41

    Because We Can’t Be Trusted

    Because We Can’t Be Trusted

    Nyani_sokwe Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wellll….neither my husband nor I have locks on our phones, so wait no further.

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf and I have the same security code. We truat each other 100% and it is super convenient when one phone is on the charger and we need to look something up.

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I gave my husband the password and know he won't ever check it without asking!

    TheOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know each other's passwords

    J.L. Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet if we flip that (Show me a man who can leave his phone around his woman unlocked...") 95% will call the woman crazy if she looks or snoops or however you want to phrase it. And now I shall remove myself from this conversation because double standards suck.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to you that you need this?

    Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiancee does it all the time. Mine automatically goes to sleep after a few seconds which locks it, but she knows the unlock pattern. Neither of us have anything to hide, but at the same time we both respect each other's privacy and don't go digging.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, we lock our phones, so our trousers or pockets won't be texting calling random people in our contact list.

    Steffen Rehm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never hat the urge to look into my wife's phone. what is wrong with me? Am i a real man??

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    #42

    It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

    It's Depressing To See How Men Think Like This

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't be saying the same s**t when some badass breaks your wrist, now will ya?

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up I faced the catcalling way too much, but as I gained the weight men stopped catcalling. Its so comforting that I no longer have to face that again.

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I rather like hitting 33, gaining weight and suddenly being invisible to idiots :)

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    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of men are the same ones who are also extremely afraid of gay men because they assume that they will harass or assault them. It says a lot.

    AlanandLeila Hoyt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to learn how to summon hordes of stray cats on command to impress/terrify passerbys. That’s what catcalling should be about.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men think that we enjoy that because they don't feel the fear that we feel! They don't walk around afraid that someone might attack them! For me if someone catcalls me even if it's not in the most aggressive way(usually it is though) my alarm system says to run away! Men don't get it cause they don't need this alarm system

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got catcalled, it was all nasty sexual comments. Those guys were disgusting. Another time a guy walked past me twice so he could comment on my nipples. I don't need some random making rude comments to make me feel ... anything.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we do not like it. Not at all.

    My True Form, Apparently
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was catcalled when I was 9. I can assure you, I hated it.

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    #43

    If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

    If You Listen In Healt Class, You Don’t Need Sanitary Products

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, my niece started hers at TEN. which is close to normal nowadays.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, 7th grade is what, 12-13 yo (trusting google here)? Commenter doesn't think they will be needing them yet? Hope that they never have daughters, better yet, I hope they don't have kids!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be terribly shocked that his wife bleeds 25% of the month.

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For non-US readers, 7th grade is ages 12 or 13 (please correct me - this was from Google).

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like baking, kind of want the recipe

    Gay Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7th grader here. Started it in sixth grade. Mostly I wear pads, but tampons are sometimes neccasary, especially when I'm swimming.

    Shawty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got mine at 9😭😭😭😭this man needs to do his research before he post anything about it, freaking idiot

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    #44

    Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

    Found On Another Sub, Women Only Like Harry Potter And Twilight Apparently

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the most random bollocks i have ever read whats next a conspiracy about JFK being assassinated by a wheel of edam cheese

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hides JFK assassination conspiracy board*

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twilight is trash. HARRY POTTER FOR LIFE!!

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The generalization here is horrid.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Potter was a children's series and Twilight was horrible (sorry Twilight fans, I just do NOT like the premise of that series). Either way, the reader is reading. My wife enjoys Russian literature that I wouldn't touch and her knowledge of literature in general is vast. She's also smarter than I am. Wth is up with this sort of crap assumption?

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the whole Twilight Saga. I giggled and shook my head at how bad it was. Then I tried reading 50 Shades, and suddenly Twilight wasn't the worst collection of random swiggles on a page any more. It's no great work of literature, but it's not the dregs of awfulness either. I'm currently (re)reading the Chronicles of St Mary's. It's not Dostoyevsky, and it's not Erotica For Dummies. Because, believe it or not, there's a whole range of genres and complexities and plots to go at. (Aka - no, I don't know where this crap assumption comes from either)

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Harry Potter shallow? Or does it seem that way to those who don't know mythology, religion, linguistics, sociology....

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The older and more educated I am the more I enjoy rereading HP. As an adult you see how complex it is while being apparently simple for the children.

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the reason males tend to like more complex work like bumper stickers or the labyrinth on the back of a cereal box?

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to escape the harsh ... wait ... ah forget it.

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jane Austen, Mary Shelley and Virginia Woolf are blokes??? If we can write complex stuff, we can read it you water sieving minus-brain!!!

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaa. Harry Potter ain’t shallow. The story rocks. And the characters.

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    #45

    Are You Kidding Me?

    Are You Kidding Me?

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    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Whenever I hang out with my friends, we all go naked, fondle each other, then finish a day with massive orgasms. I mean, there are bars and restaurants where we're not allowed to enter anymore, but hey.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i knew it , probably explains why my wife is banned from Greggs

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not just destroyed by porn, you’ve been annihilated by it.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only yesterday was I getting really dirty with my bestie and I can tell you I have never been so wet and sore. today I could hardly walk.... we went for a hike in the rain

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that he asks! He has an open mind, already realizes it's probably porn that destroyed him and now women can actually educate him. Lots and lots better than the incel circlejerking you usually see.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks goodness at least there is that

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one tried. Not very well, but he tried.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Destroyed by porn. Put down the porn. Make friends with actual women.

    jellybeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel really sorry for this guy... has he never even met a girl

    Witchling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the men on boats take their turn in the barrel too, right? Stupid people everywhere.

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You owe me a coffee, I just spat out this one 😂😂😂😂😂

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he ask and wish to be taken out of stereotypes and ignorance. It's a good thing

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he’s trying to educate himself?

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    #46

    Women Have No Friends Only Associates

    Women Have No Friends Only Associates

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am deeply concerned for those 58 people that liked his post

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, only women seek praise from their friends. Men never brag to get compliments.

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago

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    I hate all my female friends (that's why we're friends) /s, but I despise men who pull us down.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People. /s means sarcasm. Stop downvoting her.

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    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly this fellow is talking from experience about having no friends

    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men would never do that, right?

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally never personally experienced this

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some do, but not all of them.

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    #47

    Til No Women Have Jobs

    Til No Women Have Jobs

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    jellybeb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are men complaining when they're the ones buying the pictures and agreeing to marry those girls...

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like ridiculing a grocery store worker while shopping there.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course because girls don't work hard as well

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like someone is jealous nobody will sign up to his onlyfans

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how he made this on a computer/tablet while the first computer program was made by a woman.

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait so the 80 hour weeks my tax job demands makes me a man instantly?

    Potato Puffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one in particular can f--k right off, all the way over there

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women have never invented anything and men have never sold their bodies.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it was obvious that was sarcasm.

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    Alexis Draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for it & work 78hrs per wk! You'll still be the one putting 65 of those hrs towards paying to see her naked pics! Supply & demand suckers! Lolol!

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only SELL the nakey pics to strangers. I give them to my friends for free.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm gonna' work 78 hours this week and then marry ab obvious gold-digger" . . . "Yeah? Well I'm gonna invent something and spend the money I make on naked pictures of someone female"! Then they crashed their pick-up into the levee and died, the gold-digger invented a multi-million-dollar website, sold it to a billionaire space-racer and moved in with the naked photographer and they lived happily ever after without redneck c**k!

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    #48

    Hypocrisy

    Hypocrisy

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ermmm, if you are paying a hooker it will take away some finance.

    Nicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP sounds like somebody likes hookers to me...

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see how casual sex can make someone less innocent, somehow.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man s**t = hero, woman s**t = ruined. This sort of attitude is a serious part of the problem with toxic masculinity.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nazi logic applied to relationships not race?

    timothy green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypocrisy, or religion?? Guess it doesn't matter. They are pretty much the same thing..

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old Madonna/whore dichotomy.

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    #49

    Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

    Girls Just Made Up Chemistry

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very wrong. I've been attracted to guys of all varieties. In fact, the only consistent things I've noticed are a good smile, kindness, and makes me laugh. I don't care if you're dropdead gorgeous with multiple mansions, if you're a trash human being, hard no.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. I do have a type (shirt, brown eyes and hair, nerdy, sarcastic…) but I have liked many kinds of people. But an asshole is a no. The person needs to be my friend for me to even want to date.

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pheromones: am I a joke to you?

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowledge isn't a thing. I could read up on information and find out about how our genetical code and body chemistry influence our scent and thus have an impact on who we find 'attractive but instead, I just pretend things I don't know about don't exist.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once hooked up with a guy after our eyes met across a subway platform. We got on separate trains, but exited the same station. Great chemistry. Outward signs of financial security never came to mind until now, obviously never important to me. Money can't buy chemistry.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A male scientist discovered pheremones, but yes, a female scientist discovered them in sweat, and how humans are attracted by them....

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    #50

    So Like...most Girls Then

    So Like...most Girls Then

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what colour should a girls toes be? I'm pretty confused. My wife has pink toes. Should I be alarmed?

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently you had a nasty break up.... poor Jessica, Gemini, goth who is studding to be a nurse, drives a Honda, paints her toes, shares your food and takes 45 minutes in the shower to drown out your nagging- dumped your ass did she?

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take long showers partly just because my hair is long.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's give an applause to Jessica who managed to be with this guy but decided she deserved better and left him!!

    Jj321
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raynaud's phenomenon affects personality? Are we better behaved in warmer weather?

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the white toe thing? Is that Leprosy? Because, yes, I agree - although extremely difficult to catch from someone, Hansen's Disease is generally to be avoided.

    Boudica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, numbers 6 and 9 count me out! 🤷

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh??? Where is this even coming grom? Honda drivers? nurses?? And what are white toes???

    Xottel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls he had a bad experience with: Jessica

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    #51

    Saw This On R/Memes

    Saw This On R/Memes

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    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy is just cold and have wrong friend.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he's completely right about the women. I make out with all of my female friends when I see them. /s

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they see this as a victory?

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine such toxic masculinity that that you think not wanting to be cold is gay

    Nunya Bus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. God. My husband was playing golf with a group and one of the guys is a "friend" of his who also happens to be a state senator and the dude is like "Can I ask you a question and you won't think I'm being gay?" And then proceeds to ask my husband how he stays in shape (this guy struggles a lot with his weight). That's considered a "gay" question? I'd almost feel sorry for him but he's a jerk anyway so I just told my husband when he told me the story that the guy is a moron.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so confused. The top part is probably due to being destroyed by porn like mentioned in the other ones.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is alotta dudes in high school and college actually.

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    #52

    Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

    Why The Catty Woman Stereotype Needs To Be Eliminated Immediately: Exhibit A

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    Roxanne D'souza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when a woman compliments me, especially when its a stranger. Whether it's my lipstick shade or my shoes, it feels great and it's always been genuine unlike dudes saying "you look hot" or whatever. And I try to do the same to other women. Doesn't hurt and it can make someone's day.

    Marika Miettinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love complimenting other women when I go out! Everybody always becomes so happy from it and I just love that! I do give random compliments to some random men too, because they also deserve it. Some of them look so baffled from it though :D

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    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We insult each other and don't really mean it as well as complimenting each other and meaning it.

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    #53

    I Guess Feminism Is Against Nature

    I Guess Feminism Is Against Nature

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five downvotes. Not enough.

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am even surprised he got downvoted. Reddit is an incel party

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I'm a male feminist... I believe all genders should be equal.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't deny we're females, we just try not to be treated like one would be in the 1700s

    Burs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love how this supposedly geniuses have never read a f*****g human evolution article. We were egalitarian for millions of years and only started becoming sexist, classist, racist etc after the Neolithic (coincidentally when wealth started being a thing). Our human nature is to be equal.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, a human FIRST. Just like any other human. Equal to any other human. Deserving just like any other human.

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes because asking for equality is so unnatural

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone feel conflicted on up voting these ?

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. I'm a feminist because of asses like you. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass.

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    #54

    On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

    On A Post About Bisexual Girls…

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys are exactly the same if another dude is around especially if a girl is involved

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beg pardon? I've been in a wonderful relationship with my lovely girlfriend for three years now (open relationship, being swingers is fun). If it's not love, then I wonder what love is.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly that’s just you thinking she’s cuter than you are and nothing else, I guess

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    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused, do I want to get naked with the cute girl????

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like he threw all his little thoughts up in the air and they just came on down...wherever. Bless him.

    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this post was made by another girl who experiences those things... she's so deep in the closet she's practically in Narnia

    #55

    Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

    Counterpoint: We Just Wear Whatever We Feel Like Wearing

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a big difference between wanting to look sexy and wanting to have sex with every weirdo that sees you.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still baffles me that something which is entirely counterproductive to sex came to be labeled as "sexy". It's clothing. We use it to cover our bodies up so we don't freeze and/or get arrested for indecent exposure. Why are you reading into it beyond that? Weirdos.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?!!?! THIS HAS TO BE A SATIRICAL POST

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, dressing up can be about wanting to look attractive to the other gender! Men do the exact same thing. They just have a lot less otions than women do.

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some are about mowing the grass and avoiding dog s**t. A bit like socialising with you, ya weirdy

    #56

    Wow Dude Just Wow

    Wow Dude Just Wow

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wait. This one's actually true, but it's because of AH's like OP that it's true.

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    #57

    Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

    Why Can't We Be More Like Men?

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because women don't need men, obviously.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't NEED a man in my life. I LIKE a man in my life. But, hey, if your idea of a relationship is co-dependency, then fine.

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women do NOT need a man. Maybe a woman wants one, but she can live just fine without one. (Same for men, regarding women). You do NOT have to have a significant other/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend to justify your existence. How much you earn is irrelevant to that point.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A WOMAN. Why is it so hard all of a sudden for people to remember that women is plural?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why can't women be more like men?" Have you considered that you might actually be attracted to men?

    Nunya Bus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to agree with this just not in the way this fool meant it. I stay on top of my profession so I don't NEED a man. I WANT a man and I have my husband. But I'm not a fool. He could die, or run out on me and where would I be if I couldn't make my own living?

    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's a reason to dress like The Wiggles and bop down a George-Michael style hallway, is it HMMMMM???

    Simzabandz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As she should due to the gender stereotype happening around, you cake!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I earn lots of money I dream of blue Cadbury's Creme Eggs, I mean like the chocolate is dark blue and the fondant is like a pale sky blue, and I put them down while I was getting a drink but I lost them, I figured they mush have rolled under the bed so I started looking there but a (really) short woman got angry at me because she lived under my bed and I was invading her privacy, and... Well, let's just say I have weird dreams!

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    #58

    Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

    Saw This On One Of The Main Boards

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    CatGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I occasionally do this to my boss, who also doesn't give a s**t.