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For this week's dose of funny Twitter tweets, we will be looking into a stage in life many of us have already been in or are still going through. As you could've guessed from the title, we're talking about student years. While some had them better than others, one can't argue that it wasn't one hell of a ride. The sort you are glad you have taken but wouldn't hop on again (or have the funds to afford).

And it's very Gen Z- and millennial-like to share all those student experiences, both exciting and painfully accurate, on Twitter. Because what our student years have taught us is that we are all in this snafu together. And what better way to find like-minded people than to post funny tweets about student life on Twitter? Therefore, if, with finals coming up, you're going through a tough time right now, looking up some hilarious tweets posted by fellow students might be exactly what the doctor ordered. Student jokes and painfully relatable tweets from them might be our favorite content to read on the Internet since they are so raw and never exaggerated. Things happening in student halls need none of that. So, whether you need to be reminded that for everything to come together, things (that is, your motivation not to quit altogether) must fall apart first, or you want to remember why sending that application was totally worth it, funny, relatable tweets might do the trick. Student life might not be all fun and games, but hey, there's a lot of that too!

Below, we've compiled some of the funniest tweets we found on Twitter conveying the reality of student life. As always, we invite you to upvote the tweets you liked the most and share some of the funniest moments you had in your student years!

#1

Student-Jokes

adam_cook2014 Report

Ba-Na-Na
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the student understood the assignment, just not the subject matter. Good on the Professor!

Kitten of Flames (she/they)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, she's trying to lead you on the path of righteousness. You can lead yourself down the path that rocks!

KittyKat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish my teachers were like this.

Disona
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, last I checked, only like 5 points are that you stay on topic.

James King
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AITA? My probation officer asks how are you? I said Its hot, but I got a fan and Im laying on my back with my legs in the air to cool my balls down. How is that inapropriate?

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    #2

    Student-Jokes

    fairmeanorfoul Report

    Disona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my phone (on vibrate) during my AP test. Group chat was blowing up with a meme war. Quiet enough so the teacher couldn't hear, but loud enough so everyone else could.

    🧜‍️Mermaid098
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Litterally my stomach after I only drink a bottle of water and chew a piece of gum!

    #3

    Student-Jokes

    fukeryyy Report

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This professor deserves a meme award. Do those exist yet?

    DogsRunMyLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of the time I had a student worker male file labels. he labeled the “brain injury” file “bra in injury.” Made me smile everytime

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loll love the sense of humor

    Nightshade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT’S LIKE ARTHUR please tell me someone knows what I’m taking about

    Gaming Chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The professor wanted someone to do this for a long time.

    #4

    Student-Jokes

    hollyjolleychar Report

    Bobby G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else have to look up what a chinchilla looks like?

    the laughing koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no I had three pet chinchillas they are so soft!!!!!

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that's cute but would it be that cute if I brought my (very small) dog to class? People are allergic.

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    #6

    Student-Jokes

    Rudegyal1_ Report

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get so much anxiety when I'm taking an exam and the teacher's just peering over my shoulder. Watching. My. EVERY. Move

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Writing* 2+2=4 | *in my head* oh god is it 4? she's looking at me. I've gotta be wrong then. It has to be 5.

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    Gaming Chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question for my language exam said to answer 4 questions but my terrible understanding of the language made me answer only 4 questions while everyone else answered every question. Moral of the story you still won't do any better that those who answered all questions.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember we had a few English exams where you had to answer 'any two of these' or 'two from section one and one from section two' and you are bound to get at least one person mixing them up.

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    Serene Abusamaan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then I have to wait till my teacher goes, just in case I she judges me

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Bean would have appreciated that advice

    #7

    Student-Jokes

    maggieisntcool Report

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro has a scheduled time to cry

    Lucia B...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time management at its finest

    Cookies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually very healthy of him

    Ivy Doster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its called time management Susan

    #8

    Student-Jokes

    Miguel_nunez Report

    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sometimes the other questions give you hints

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's smarter than to just get stuck on them.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah it's to give your standards of an appropriate answer time to go down

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    #9

    Student-Jokes

    plantbboi Report

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most of my teachers are a 400 lvl. my school is an 800 lvl. we get to use phones in (most) of our classes, we get pretty good field trips, and we also go to cabins in the spring and fall. And we get to play 'educational' games for class. But my school has one 80 lvl teacher. No phones, no laughing, a lot of exams, no talking, no computers, no messing around. And then there were my 7th grade teachers. Bad memories. And then there was elementary school. good memories.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was wondering. Maybe like when people say English 101, meaning it's easy?

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My degree course, all subjects, except two electives, had 90% attendance, meaning you could only miss two lectures and one tute or you failed!

    Korean Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro all of my teachers are 100 level teachers

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    #10

    Student-Jokes

    mochichara Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, in my schools case, how many chairs you could pick up

    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, if you were a band kid, how many music stands you could pick up

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which was why my social status was non existent (I’m still short and slow )

    §• Råinbow Påndå •§
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was known in grade 3 for getting a heart operation:) Lasted for 2 days but still:)

    not human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for girls :( I was tall and quite fast... if only I had been male.

    Disona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our social structure (at least for the girls) was based on how much that one cute boy liked you.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 5'6" 125 and hated running. I'm now 6'2" 185. Still hate running.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha if it was that I would be a peasant

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess for me, it was if you actually paid attention to that. I didn’t. Had no absolutely zero idea over who was popular and who wasn’t. I was that kid swinging on the monkey bars. Or reading in class. (And making straight As, at least in elementary school)

    #11

    Student-Jokes

    JessBelll1 Report

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is still me. It somehow makes the essay better, but the amount of grammar mistakes, is horrible.

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grammar's usually okay, but the amount of choppy broken-apart contractions is really something XD

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    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three hours, boiiiiii! I leave one hour per thousand words and bullsh*t my way through it. Just graduated! (Sort of. Convocation is next month, but I've finished everything and gotten all of my marks back)

    KittyKat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I think I have that talents to except I do it in 24 hours. BEAT THAT!!

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already did. (One night < 24 hours). Also, I can do an essay in an hour and a half. When I’m supposed to write one for class. And I also finish early, usually, and end up with a pretty good grade. (But of course those essays are different from planned ones for months, so…)

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    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea... I had to write a geography report on a Dharavi feild trip and I finished the 1800 word thing 4 days be4 it was due... we had 4 weeks to do it... I got full tho.

    #12

    Student-Jokes

    WxBarker Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I once got so stressed for an exam that I didn’t study and then on the day of the exam I had a nervous breakdown and cried the whole exam. I somehow managed to pass so I guess it wasn’t a total failure

    Disona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this during my gym final. Forgot to review sports terms the night before. The first part of the test was a mile run, and my body gave out on the last lap, resulting in horrible sobs. Then for the written portion, the only open seat was at the front of the classroom, and it wasn't multiple choice. It was an essay. And I only had an hour. Good times. 🙃

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    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I had a math exam yesterday and I just gave up at algebra so i just cleaned my room and made it look nice so that I would be motivated to study cos my room was clean.. uk?

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey buddy, please come 'study' at my house!!

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    #13

    Student-Jokes

    toomanytwocount Report

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the teacher gets the lesson of the student.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you never know, it might be in the test

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two possible outcomes: He's nice and gives like no work or he stresses and gives too much...

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    #14

    Student-Jokes

    olabodela Report

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used them to draw scars on my hands for no reason

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are meant to be friends. Pro tip: Dip your finger in the art teacher's red paint while she's not looking and grab a tissue. Freaks everybody out.

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    Serene Abusamaan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    students in my class would literally draw an outline of their bones on their hands, like everybody did that, they were so bored.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and getting your pen licence too

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use pencils. You can’t erase pen, and boy do I need to erase. (Except for erasable pens, but I don’t have any). Plus I just like pencils better.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 50 and back to pencils. PS - They are cheaper PSS - I started drawing

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the third person to get my pen licence in grade 4!

    #15

    Student-Jokes

    Tegadeyforyou Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxiety: Allow me to introduce myself

    Gaming Chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I why during the first min of the exam I flip through everypage to find the last page.

    #16

    Student-Jokes

    gcsememes2023 Report

    Octopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my English class in 6th or 7th grade, it was always dead silent. we kept out metal water bottles on our desks. over the course of the year, everyone had the experience of their water bottle clanging to the ground, echoing around the room for an eternity. it was always such a nerve-wracking, embarrassing experience.

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my stepmom made me go to the baptizing of her friend's daughter and i tapped my shoe on the floor too hard in a silent churc D:

    Serene Abusamaan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me ignoring that my pencil fell, and I pretend to know what I'm doing

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    #17

    Student-Jokes

    faithisbigdumb Report

    Angelina Petrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did something similar but so i could get a caramel latte

    Ember Ardoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you read Keeper of the Lost Cities? I ask because of your profile pic.

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    Disona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lab partner stuck his arm over the active bunsen burner. At least he was wearing a jacket. RIP jacket.

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    #18

    Student-Jokes

    fabergemeg Report

    not human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... not me going to google this

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't dogs and cats not get along? Really why?

    aZZy_d3Lta (they/star/bun)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the answer btw, is communication. Cats wave their tails when they are upset or going to attack. Dogs wave their tails when they're happy. After a dog has an unfortunate incident with a cat that misunderstood it's tail waggin, the dog then gets mad at any cat is sees, causing the cats it goes after not to trust dogs and so on.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helicopter mom from a distance lately?

    #20

    Student-Jokes

    AlannaSweeney16 Report

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will really help you in life.

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forensics has got to be a class

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    #21

    Student-Jokes

    C0llegeStudents Report

    Angelina Petrich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no freaking kidding thats like the only reason im passing

    Audrey Rasmussen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay so......................... IS UR PROFILE PIC THE BLACK SWAN SYMBOL FROM KOTLC???!!!!

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    #22

    Student-Jokes

    svmplyv Report

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I convince myself I'm pulling an allnighter and use my computer to watch YouTube the rest of the night. Then I fail my class:)

    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeea, i give up at 11... my brain shuts down at 10 30 and I need 9 hours of sleep, i dont get ppl who pull al nighters.. like y'all dont need sleep?

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay guys listen up, this is important. My AP Psychology teacher had this idea and later learned that it was a real thing. Listening? Okay, here goes. “It is better to be well-rested than well-studied”. You’re probably not gonna remember most of what you studied in the morning anyway. If your mind is fully functioning, then try to study it in the few minutes before class/test starts, then it’s in your brain.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my theory. Also the teachers told you not to do an all nighter before the exam.

    #23

    Student-Jokes

    dahtgirl_ajex Report

    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though, technically, sadness is a different level of happiness. *Insert " woah, that's deep man." Here*

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passing with your friends is even better though XD! Especially when you get an 80 and they get a 72 >:)

    #24

    Student-Jokes

    luminousroses Report

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I turn my ringing noise off lmao I'll hear it and then play on my phone for three hours

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher up lmaoo. Literally the story of my life

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    #25

    Student-Jokes

    rachelhelenw Report

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had the confidence to do that😭

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, watch my back.....

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang that girl must really love her Starbucks

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So churches have coffee shops, but I can't bring coffee into a class?

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    #26

    Student-Jokes

    Doughbvy Report

    Nayla Kanaan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m trying reeeaaaallllly hard not to see myself in this post

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't change when you get a job either... Retirement is the goal!

    #27

    Student-Jokes

    C0llegeStudents Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least in high school if you mentioned this the teachers might give you an extra day

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. I didn’t know this. I mean I’d be too shy to ask anyway, I’d just deal with it, but I didn’t know this. I think it depends on the teacher.

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    Disona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same day as the test. Your choice: study for test or finish your essay.

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    #29

    Student-Jokes

    lukasbattle Report

    Pixel Coulon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pixie sticks and energy drinks

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shot of espresso and half a bag of jolly ranchers, you can sub the espresso for water with a caffeine flavour thing added

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try 200mg of caffine. for a 6th grader. up it based on age. have fun going insane! :3

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's legal....I mean I know a guy.....shhhhhhh

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    #30

    Student-Jokes

    brandonchappy14 Report

    Chia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a freshman in the dorms our party spot literally alternated between “the billboard” and “the hill.”

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never go to parties. TV shows are all I have on what they’re like. Now finding out they’re mostly fake?!… I can’t say I’m surprised, TV lies about everything

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the rich go to mansions.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just kids moving around pretending to smile.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually was a campfire in someone's backyard, or a group of people in a loungeroom while their parents were in the kitchen.

    #31

    Student-Jokes

    Maylood10 Report

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 seconds later: *LOUD ALARM NOISES*

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once i was on yt at 11:50 so i set an alarm for midnight it startled me soooo bad ;o

    #32

    Student-Jokes

    mrsjohngoodman Report

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story: stress about finals. Reality, because morals are in fairytales: See above.

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    #33

    Student-Jokes

    FlackoHefner Report

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated that feeling. But then sometimes when you did go, you'd be like "I could've just skipped this, the prof posts the powerpoints anyway"

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never skip class… (yes, I’m the good kid). The guilt would be too much to bear!

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    #34

    Student-Jokes

    _zodiaccat Report

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Students don't have much. Liquor bottle and posters is all the decor they can afford!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, my brother recently had to do this (he's 30) because he moved in with his girlfriend. My sister (23) was happy to take them off his hands!

    Ember Ardoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But .....but what about my collection?

    #35

    Student-Jokes

    hayleeey_____ Report

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I already know this" -me countless times

    #36

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    schoolstweet Report

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher in the 80s that said something similar.

    BOO!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never study for history i rub my notes all over my head and hope i pass

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    #37

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    tachnishian Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When in doubt, go with C

    freakingbee is going offline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we learned that in psat as a joke lmao and i guess it worked cause i got a 1250

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    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bcadcbba.... repeat... This has ALWAYS gotten me an 80%or better

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me I just let back brain handle the hard question.

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    #40

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    ashawnishing Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even working in after school care now this happens! One girl this week said to me 'I don't want your job' after I tried for ten minutes to get the kids to listen to me

    #41

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    jaleighavery7 Report

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in fresh hell is this?

    Lisia Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In college (USA) there are Greek houses: sororities and fraternities. The more senior members are referred to as "big" as in sister. So the younger sister must be posting about her "big sister" in the sorority and it's hurting the actual BIG SIS's feelings. I think.

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    #42

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    chubbyemu Report

    Serene Abusamaan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, opposite for me... im happy when I finish

    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, no u got it wrong. that is the quiz questions. duh. /s

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    #43

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    TrueMemes_ Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m lacking motivation to do basic things like get out of bed, take a shower, do homework etc. I usually just stare at my homework and shut the book and forget about it because I’m not able to make myself do it and then the next day I get stressed out and panic and do it last minute. It’s a stressful cycle and I don’t know how to break out of it

    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a hug, you need one 😍 Also I have been there. The main question is..is it course specific or general? I ended up dropping out of my post grad course as it was mentally undermining every thing about me. Best thing for me, shake it off, start again. Also talk to someone, one of your tutors might be able to help or point you to a good starting place. X

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    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is really happening here is that he has a rager that won't go down so he can't sleep and he's too tired to "handle it".

    #44

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    OpenStudyColl Report

    That One Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean… yes? You still have to start it tho so

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my problem. Procrastinating, and then just NOT even starting it until much later. But I do well under pressure. It used to stress me out until I learned that I’ve got good grades and if I fail (that’s me going for extreme, because I know I’ll do well. Like, 80% at least), it’s not the end of the world and my other high scores can carry me. Saved me a lot of stress.

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    #46

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    24Vincenzo_ Report

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I love the jokes! They make me laugh. I love funny teachers.

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    #47

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    BryanDickey_ Report

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second. I was staring at the hand for a minute, thinking “what?” Then I looked up at the oncoming cars and it clicked. And now I pray this is Photoshop or something because I worry about the person who took this picture

    #48

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    Snev_ Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! One of my teachers did it like a lotto, you picked from a hat, so came up with some interesting combinations :)

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teachers tried to separate all the friends so she could actually try to make them learn. How selfish! /s (because if they’re talking I can’t hear my teacher as well, and despite what most people believe, there ARE people who would like to learn in school)

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, you just may have something there.

    #49

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    friedobacon Report

    Amqy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but we had Dixon-Ticonderoga

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pencils used to be way too dark for Apsara erasers so I always used Nataraj instead. I kind of used to think of my pencils as people and ship Apsara with Natraj and make them a married couple

    Ishana Dubey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a indian this is absolutely right. In primary wing the one with the biggest eraser was the strongest

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true, and profound!

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    #51

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    COREYKENT Report

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any god hearing that prayer knows we are all lying.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a teacher that tells his students, I prayed that you would remember everything that you studied as you prepared for this test

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pastor, while in college, used to pray “God, please let me pass this test even tho I didn’t study.” My pastor’s teacher in college would pray that the students would all get the grades they deserve. 😂

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    #52

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    ColIegeStudent Report

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to thank the random guys on YouTube.

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For one of my courses, 50% of my grade came from highlighting fifty words from a book so that in order, they would still make grammatical sense. Another 25% came from our class hosting a cafe for an evening. My job at the cafe was runway model. Someone else provided the outfit. And even though this course was the highest-level French course offered for the undergrad French program (most of us have been studying French for well over a decade), the cafe was in English. I got a 91% in the course because of a test worth 25% with a class average of 46%, and I did literally less than twenty minutes of coursework outside of class time.

    #53

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    Its_North_West Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know you can do things before the due dates right?

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, of course. You mean like 2 hours before the due date right? Like when it’s due at midnight and you can panic and manage to send it in at 11:59?

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    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kanye West is between her legs but not doing it right.

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    #54

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    CaucasianJames Report

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents said call if going to be out all night

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was like the house anthem in my first share house and we barely even drank!

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    #56

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    blanketm9 Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was only year 11 & 12 (VCE) that had a set requirement for attendance where I went to school. It was something like 95% days over the two years. Before that if you missed a lot of school you just had to have a meeting with the wellbeing coordinator to see if there was anything they could do to help. (And if you never attended then your parents could be taken to court) It was accepted that you might need some mental health days etc. It seems like the US puts a lot more pressure on attendance.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High School, if you are out a few years you realise what a waste of time it was. I think it was just a way of our parents get rid of us for a while, just like nursery school.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the social side of it is just as important as the academic one. Teens should have a mix of influences and peers while they figure out who they are and what they want to do with their lives. Imagine being stuck with just your family during that time!

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    #57

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    darealkykilla Report

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need more than prayers!

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    #58

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    sdfUJIKGFiugef Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never use them when I bring them, need to have them when I don’t

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    #59

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    twomangz Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them should have broken up, for their kids sake at least.

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s amazing to me how many people at my age that have boyfriends/girlfriends/significant others. I’m 17 and haven’t even had my first kiss.

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    #62

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    spongebobreddit Report

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the glowing eyes stage: Starting one hour before

    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, i hv a geography exam tomm n here i am

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Sponge Porn, is there Sponge Bob Porn? Asking for a friend.

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i distinctly remember seeing "sandy cheeks" cheeks, but not the one on her face

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    #63

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    ColIegeStudent Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours were never in pages, they were in word counts, so no point padding them out with extra spaces

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    #67

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    printf_meme Report

    Nightshade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone confused, it means filth/dirt kind of in Hindi and Punjabi (coming from someone who’s family speaks)