Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.
In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!
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No Pets
Bring A Chain Saw...
How Soon Can I Move In?
Ah Yes, Air..
A Quadruple Peanut!
Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
Thank you! I couldn't figure her out. I was like, Elsa?? After years of meth??
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I legitimately can't tell what that is supposed to be. Elsa? Gollum?
I don't know what type of "bad comments" she got on the previous cake, but at leat she's got the spirit to keep working on it.... sure, it's terrible, but I hope she keeps practicing (and lowers her price a bit)
Tink's eyes are beautifully expressive. They show just what you're skin being pulled from your shoulders must feel like. Transcendent.
10 times better after one night of practice... is this her second ever cake? Actually never mind, it probably is.
If Freddie and Edward Scissorhands had a kid. Jason and the googly eyes had a kid and both the kids had a kid, that kid would ... look less scary!
what kind of tom fuckery made this?! this looks like michelle jackson's hee hee mother
I mean, I would order this cake for my alien-baby-bursting-out-of-my-chest anniversary.
or at least realize that some people just have to live vicariously.
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Must be in a very rural place where there are no quality cake shops and where the legendary Big Foot lives.
Facebook Marketplace Posting!
The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...
Are U Kidding $6!!
How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.
My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...
But It's Vintage!!
Just Needs A New Screen!
.45 Cheeto
Found This On The Gram
I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)
We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
What A Steal. Oh Wait...
Burritos For Sale..
May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳
For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!
#supportblackbusinesses
Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!
Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in
Uhhhhhhhh
Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?
By This Logic You Could Sell Anything
“Perfect Condition”
Hmm..
These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5
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I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
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Most of them are like wtf, cat milk? How do you milk a cat? And your cat let you do that? So many question!!! What's up with all these Cheetos, f*****g delusional. That lady holding the ketchup her fingernails yuck!!! Other like supportblackbusiness: cold water and ice water, she's crazy lol And that homemade a/c that can help heatwave in London hahahaha!!!
Lol my brain was doing backflips too when I saw it.. Don't worry though because all of these aren't real, it was all a figment of our imaginations 🤪
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Is there some secret Cheetos "looks like" collectors society? Or maybe the Cheetos posts are really part of a money laundering ring?
A few years ago Cheetos ran a contest where you could submit photos of cheetos that looked like other things, I think people stayed in the habit of looking for them and thinking they were valuable lol
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Can I just be the first one to point out how the comments on these photos are getting more points than the photo themselves???
I think most of these sellers were high on drugs. And the only ones possibly buying are also high on drugs.
Hey, it's always worth a shot! Maybe you'll find someone insane enough to pay your price.
A sewing forum once had a popular thread titled "most delusional price for a sewing machine on Craigslist or eBay". I think the all time most delusional was more than $20,000 for an old treadle machine that wasn't even in very good shape.
These people should've put images of Jesus on these things and claimed they 'mysteriously' appeared on there. Say, I might need to whip up a 'Jesus Pancake' myself and fire up that eBay seller account, I have some bills due!
I'm pretty sure at least some of these are just covers for the sale of prohibited items.
Yup...$30 for the Cheeto and we'll throw in the cannabis for free.
Load More Replies... Stuggling to believe how many had 'is this still avaiable?' Messages
That's automatic, if something isn't sold in a certain amount of time, that automatically pops up.
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Wow... the spelling alone made my brain hurt. I can not imagine ANYONE falling for these.
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
Load More Replies... Most of them are like wtf, cat milk? How do you milk a cat? And your cat let you do that? So many question!!! What's up with all these Cheetos, f*****g delusional. That lady holding the ketchup her fingernails yuck!!! Other like supportblackbusiness: cold water and ice water, she's crazy lol And that homemade a/c that can help heatwave in London hahahaha!!!
Lol my brain was doing backflips too when I saw it.. Don't worry though because all of these aren't real, it was all a figment of our imaginations 🤪
Load More Replies... Is there some secret Cheetos "looks like" collectors society? Or maybe the Cheetos posts are really part of a money laundering ring?
A few years ago Cheetos ran a contest where you could submit photos of cheetos that looked like other things, I think people stayed in the habit of looking for them and thinking they were valuable lol
Load More Replies... Can I just be the first one to point out how the comments on these photos are getting more points than the photo themselves???
I think most of these sellers were high on drugs. And the only ones possibly buying are also high on drugs.
Hey, it's always worth a shot! Maybe you'll find someone insane enough to pay your price.
A sewing forum once had a popular thread titled "most delusional price for a sewing machine on Craigslist or eBay". I think the all time most delusional was more than $20,000 for an old treadle machine that wasn't even in very good shape.
These people should've put images of Jesus on these things and claimed they 'mysteriously' appeared on there. Say, I might need to whip up a 'Jesus Pancake' myself and fire up that eBay seller account, I have some bills due!
I'm pretty sure at least some of these are just covers for the sale of prohibited items.
Yup...$30 for the Cheeto and we'll throw in the cannabis for free.
Load More Replies... Stuggling to believe how many had 'is this still avaiable?' Messages
That's automatic, if something isn't sold in a certain amount of time, that automatically pops up.
Load More Replies... Wow... the spelling alone made my brain hurt. I can not imagine ANYONE falling for these.
