Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic, you probably didn't even know these things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the internet marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all already.

In this popular subreddit, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? Scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace adds!

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#1

No Pets

No Pets

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

Traitor cat lol

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#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

Bring A Chain Saw...

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Keanric Choy
Community Member
1 year ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

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#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?

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Enuya
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

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#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Ah Yes, Air..

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

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#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

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#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

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Leslie Tollefson
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

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#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

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Just saying
Community Member
1 year ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

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#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

Dan Beck
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah, but it's only $266.75 if you mention the ad, so...

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Chicago Kitty
Community Member
1 year ago

It amazes me how oblivious people are to their own lack of talent or skill.

Dan Beck
Community Member
1 year ago

Dunning-Krueger effect.

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Aaron Kara
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh look! It's Monnie Mowz

mntryjoseph
Community Member
1 year ago

Peter Griffin dressed up as Minnie Mouse?

Pasion Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

lmao omg i was just gonna say if PG and MM had a baby this is what it would look like!

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Sarah Todd
Community Member
1 year ago

Not sure if it's the cake or the grammar that makes me cringe more.

Moonglowe21
Community Member
1 year ago

Both. It's definitely both.

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FABULOUS1
Community Member
1 year ago

We searched Etsy and other places for a cake topper for my granddaughters birthday. I wish I had a pic of one that was listed that they wanted $60 dollars for, which was just a horrible printed picture glued to the back of card board. So my wife made one herself and turned out great for $5 in materials. Some told this person they have a real talent for cake decorating, possibly to spare their feelings. ladybug-to...469a6b.jpg ladybug-topper-5d693a7469a6b.jpg

Andrea Bernier Hall
Community Member
1 year ago

Hide your babies!!

Christina Sersif
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Did you put the . In the wrong place? You meant 2.75 right? No one with half a brain would spend that much on this ugly cake, especially on one by a baker who can’t spell I’ll

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone really hates kids!

Patrick Hayes
Community Member
1 year ago

Nail, head, hammer!

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Tammy Hornback
Community Member
1 year ago

Cakes made out of babies!!!

glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

Are the baby cakes made from real babies?

NotMe
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm jealous of this person's confidence and self-esteem though

Biopithecus
Community Member
1 year ago

Why would anyone want shoe cakes and purse cakes?

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Shoes = foot fetish / Purse = crazy

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

3% discount!

unoriginal human
Community Member
1 year ago

I wouldn’t pay $75 for that, let alone $275

kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Aww. Nice try, but crap, sorry.

Blue Cicada
Community Member
1 year ago

3% discount?! That's delusional.

Biopithecus
Community Member
1 year ago

Pineapple cakes contain pineapple, baby cakes cont.... ugh the monster!

KT Pinto
Community Member
12 months ago

Aside from the painfully creepy factor, I just noticed how thin that cake is..

Kat833
Community Member
1 year ago

Yikes!

Inservio Letum
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait wait maybe the cake *WAS* amazing, and it.... melted?

Elizabeth Scarborough
Community Member
1 year ago

When I see things like this I wonder about the brain of those making such masterpieces. Do they not see how bad it is? I bet they wonder why their business failed

Kjorn
Community Member
1 year ago

Peter Griffin disguise as minnie mouse?

Stannous Flouride
Community Member
1 year ago

This deserves to be served to Disney's lawyers.

Ann Abdelzaher
Community Member
1 year ago

it looks like Ethel from Archie Comics and Minnie mouse endured some weird experiment.

DotC
Community Member
1 year ago

if you like this or the tinkerbell, please spend some time at cakewrecks dot com. You will NOT be sorry.

L McN
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, the rates s\he charges are beyond what even Disney would, but at least the mouse cannot go after this person for infringement, as it looks NOTHING like their work.

miaow
Community Member
1 year ago

thats the funniest cake of minnie I have ever seen! I like it :D

Teri Donovan
Community Member
1 year ago

Thanks. My local grocery does a great job for about $50.

Gracie Mae
Community Member
1 year ago

is it Betty Rubble or Minnie Mouse?

The Frog
Community Member
1 year ago

Subo is that you?

Christine M Quigley
Community Member
1 year ago

Pretty poorly done, but she thinks she 'nailed it!'

Steven Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Get a new vocation

Kristin Malliet
Community Member
1 year ago

I’ve always wondered what Minnie and Spongebob’s offspring would look like...

goodmorning
Community Member
1 year ago

maybe cost 275 dollars because all the kids characters and their shoes and their purses are in one cake. That could explain what happened to Minnie

Trent Carlson
Community Member
1 year ago

I think it is if Minnie & Pete from Mickey Mouse had a baby. Maybe that is what else she means by "baby cakes".

Birdy
Community Member
1 year ago

Everybody pretend she looks great and do not look at her neck! The breakup hit her very hard.

elfin
Community Member
1 year ago

And just what are baby cakes made out of?

Lilli
Community Member
1 year ago

s/he makes baby cakes? I'd be terrified for that baby...

i0ana
Community Member
1 year ago

I guess he/she will pay a customer to get it/eat it 😂😂😂😂

katarina
Community Member
1 year ago

what do you get when you mix bananaman and minnie

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Plus another $275 for the kid's therapy after seeing that mess.

Amy Pattie
Community Member
1 year ago

I feel like people must put in effort to make things this bad

Beau Cooke
Community Member
1 year ago

Fred Flintstone in drag as Minnie Mouse

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
1 year ago

Bloody terrifying!

Gingergirl
Community Member
1 year ago

3% off!? I’m mentioning the ad!

Zelda Blue
Community Member
1 year ago

Get that cake for your kid you better have good insurance to pay for their therapy for the next 10 years.

Momo Skarsgård
Community Member
1 year ago

For those days you want to induce nightmare into your kids brain!! XD

Kanga9ine
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like Jay Leno in drag.

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

3% discount? WOW!!!! lmao

Terry T.
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like Peter Griffin in a Minnie mouse costume

Terri Baker
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm make cake will write hapie brithday on it for free.

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

They called her No Neck Minnie.

Theory Buchannon
Community Member
1 year ago

it looks like Minnie Mouse mixed with Kronk

Shireen
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂

Ben Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

Oooooh 3 WHOLE percent?!?!

GodOfHyperdeath
Community Member
1 year ago

Imagine if someone asked for a Teletubbies cake. *shudders

Shawn
Community Member
1 year ago

They forgot a decimal in the price. It goes right after the 2

Susan Gardner
Community Member
1 year ago

What is it? Lol

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
1 year ago

Can't even spell her advert...

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#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

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#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol

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#11

But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

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#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

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#13

.45 Cheeto

.45 Cheeto

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glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

This is worse than the peanut!

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#14

Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram

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Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

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#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

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Camil Gagnon
Community Member
1 year ago

Sound logic...

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#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Crocodeal Or No Deal

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

Me tho.

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#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

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Suzanne Clark
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

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#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 year ago

Mmmm how much ??

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#19

Burritos For Sale..

Burritos For Sale..

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

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#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

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Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

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#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

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BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

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#22

#supportblackbusinesses

#supportblackbusinesses

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Mary Stiles
Community Member
1 year ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

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#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

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Iggy
Community Member
1 year ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

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#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

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Tammy Hornback
Community Member
1 year ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

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#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhh

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PieFace
Community Member
1 year ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

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#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

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Katchen
Community Member
1 year ago

Those fingernails are foul.

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#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

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#28

“Perfect Condition”

“Perfect Condition”

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SBW71
Community Member
1 year ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

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#29

Hmm..

Hmm..

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Kaitlin Gaerte
Community Member
1 year ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

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#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

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Molly Universe
Community Member
1 year ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

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