Did you know that the odds of being struck by lightning are less than one in a million? And if you’re interested in trying your luck with the Powerball lottery, your chances are about one in 300 million. But just because something is unlikely to happen doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
Reddit users have recently been sharing the most statistically improbable experiences that they’ve somehow managed to have. From finding four-leaf clovers to running into the same strangers twice in different parts of the world, enjoy reading through these statistical anomalies. And be sure to upvote the stories that blow your mind!
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When I was a teen, I had to re-home my cat due to my family’s financial problems. I was gutted, and cried for a week. Two years later, when I was living on my own, I went to Petsmart and found my cat there, up for adoption. I re-adopted her, and we’ve been together ever since.
Awww, I'm due for a molar extraction by the dentist in a few hours, and reading this perked me up quite a bit. Thank you!
I'm certain you can take the molar home with you rather than have it re-homed by the dentist ;-) Seriously, I hope it all goes well for you
Load More Replies...OP was extremely lucky. Most cats won't rehire a failed soft can-opener. The cat must have decided that it was too much trouble to start training a new one from scratch. Our soft can-opener is only just barely adequate, but it's so difficult training a new one!
Perhaps the cat knew that the soft can opener was just a kitten at the time and deserved a chance.
Load More Replies...My sister's first cat was from a litter a stray who hung around my best friend's house had. She was tossing up between two, an all black one and a black and a tortoiseshell. She went for the all black one, which of course she called Salem. My stepdad got a tortoiseshell cat a few months later from the RSPCA. Turns out it was found in the same area as my best friend's house a few months before. We couldn't know 100% if it was the same cat, but were pretty sure as the/y looked so alike and seemed to recognise each other.
I was on vacation in Buenos Aires, Argentina and noticed a very distinctive looking couple while eating in a restaurant (think wild hair, tattoos and very unique wardrobe). Thought they looked pretty cool and didn’t think much of it again after that.
Fast forward 7 years and I’m in a Costa coffee in Edinburgh, Scotland…SAME couple is drinking coffee at the table next to me. I couldn’t leave without checking, so I introduced myself, told them my story and turns out they live in Buenos Aires and were on vacation in Scotland. 7 years and a half a world away and we bump into each other is crazy!
I have a lousy memory for names, dates, places, but if I have ever seen a face even once, I will remember that I met that person somewhere, sometime. So, I'm walking down a street in a city in Israel, an elderly couple ask me for directions to some place. While I'm explaining to them how to get there, I look at the woman and say, "I've met you before, somewhere!" She says, "I don't think so..." Turns out they're from Cambridge Massachusetts, I tell them I'm from Cambridge England, she mentions that she visited near there once to see the famous Kew Gardens. I mention that I went there once, as a small child, many years ago. She looks at me again, takes out her purse and pulls out a faded photo of the long-dead friend that she had visited Kew Gardens with that one time, guess whose standing next to them in the photo: seven-year-old me! Because it was my Mum who they asked to photograph them as a keepsake from the visit, and I stood next to them and got snapped in the picture as well! Freaky!
When I was 13 I went on holiday to Cornwall with my family and there was a girl there, same age as me. She was beautiful but I was too nervous to speak to her. 2 years later I was in an audience for a recording of a new game show and she was there. Try as I might, I couldn’t get to her, and I’ve not seen her since (35 years later!)
WOW... that is so cool 😎 I would probably go 👇 the rabbit hole searching for clues 😅😄
After high school, I ended up living on the opposite coast. 20 years later, I'm introduced to the new guy at work, who is my age. From the same state, "oh, do you know this town? My high school was there". And he said, "No way! That was my high school!" Turns out we knew a lot of the same people, even went to some of the same parties, but never hung out. The other coworkers were confused lol. "Wait, you just met....do you know each other?" Tldr: met a classmate 20 years later on the other side of the continent when he was the new hire at my workplace.
Father in law was raised in Minnesota. Now lives in Washington. He was in Hawaii on vacation and ran into a high-school classmate. What are the odds.
Back in the early 2000s I bought something off the equivalent of Craigslist in my country. I text messaged the seller letting him know I was travelling to his city of more than a million people for work the following Tuesday and I'd arrange to pick it up then. The seller said this was fine.
On Tuesday morning I texted the seller asking what the pickup address was so I could schedule a pick up time. They didn't get back to me all day so after I had finished my business I started driving back home to my city. I was driving on the highway and had a phone call come through. I looked at the number and didn't recognise it so I dismissed the call. After a few minutes I realised it might be the seller so I pulled off at the next exit and drove down a couple of streets to find somewhere quiet to park and call them back.
I found a good spot, pulled over and gave the number a call back. Sure enough it was the seller and they had the item with them at work ready for me to pick up. I pulled out a paper map so I could figure out where I was in relation to them and an ETA (this was before Google maps and GPS units). They gave me their address which I found on the map. Then I looked around the car to figure out where I was. I couldn't believe it. In this city of over a million people, with no prior information of the sellers work address, I was literally parked directly across the road from them.
Same thing happened to me back in the mid-90's when I was job hunting in a new area we had just moved to. The ad only had the name of the business and a phone number, so I pulled into a small strip mall to use the payphone. After I dialed the number, I looked up and saw the business was right next to me. I got the job, too.
Reminds me of a visit to Cyprus some years ago with my parents. We had a hire car and went to Nicosia for the day, but my dad didn't fancy trying to find somewhere to park in the city centre, so we pulled off onto a side road, parked up and walked in. I duly noted the road name in both Greek and English. When we were done, we found a taxi rank and asked one of them to take us to the address I had written down. One driver shows my paper to another and he says "you park under my tree?" and we just shrugged, and said yes, "we parked under a tree". Another driver takes us to the address and when we get out, he tells us that we parked outside the other driver's house, and that was indeed his tree!
I went to Disney World with a friend to escape a stalker in my town. Bumped into him right the f**k at the entrance to Disney. We left and went to Sea World!
Yup... visiting a friend a 5 hour drive away, strange town. I stopped in front of a realty office to call and find out where they lived. The guy said look up.. he was standing in the road in front of me, right at the house. I was already there. It was great.
Was helping my dad spread new soil on our front yard and plant new grass seeds. After spreading the seeds, my dad said that he should have bought hay to cover the grass seeds so the birds don't eat them. Just after he said this a large speeding truck passed that was carrying bricks of hay and several flew off the truck and tumbled into our yard.
Man, I should have covered my room in 100 dollar bills...
Load More Replies...Feels like that one running gag from Phineas and Ferb with the farmer and his wife where his wife would scold him for starting something but not having the items he needed for it. For example: spending their entire life savings on a bunny farm but forgot to buy any bunnies. Then some bunnies come down from the sky due to one of the plot points involving Agent P and Doofenshmirtz.
I love that running gag! I like how she once asked for a lot of money to fall down from the sky and the husband told her that was not how it worked!
Load More Replies...The one pictured is called a swiss roll, or a sausage roll. ;-)
Load More Replies...You want straw, not hay. Hay will have weed seeds, straw won't.
This. I planted a garden and the landlord "helped" by spreading hay as compost. Never did get rid of the orchard grass.
Load More Replies...You want straw, not hay. Hay bales are by far filled with more hay and weed seeds than straw bales. Take it from a farm wife.
Tbh being alive. I was born 26 weeks one of triplets (the only one to survive). My mother said doctors would literally come into the hospital room daily saying either (i would die soon, or if stayed alive wouldn’t walk, have brain damage etc). I was in an incubator for quite awhile as soon as i came out. I came home my original due date. Long story short through surgeries, therapy etc i’m now 25…with mild CP and work with adults with disabilities.
My son was born at 24 weeks and we were in the NICU for 4 months. Our favorite nurse was also a 27 week preemie who had been born at that hospital 30 years prior. Her family experienced the exact same thing as OP"s with the doctors telling her parents she wouldn't live or wouldn't be a productive, healthy member of society, etc. She was the most encouraging wonderful nurse we could have possibly had. She'd always let me know to never give up. My son is 7 and perfectly healthy..
My "cousin" (might as well be, our two families - of 27 children! - were raised together) should be dead. No exaggeration here; should have been stillborn, then dead within hours, then days, then a week, 3 mths, 6 mths, 12, 36, then 5 yrs, 10, 20. Multiple medical articles and studies about her. She now would be in her early 60s and, as far as I know, still going and still happy-go-lucky.
I was premature, and apparently I had to be woken up to be fed, and only started waking up and crying around my due date.
real, was almost the poster child for the hospital before my sister died because of how low the chances i was okay were
How thoughtless and cruel those doctors were to say things like that to your mom. Glad you made it and you're helping others to thrive. All the best to you ❤️
You mean a possible outcome? Because child births are fairy tales and people can only expect the best?
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When I was 8, my dad took a picture of me in a private jet at an air show.
16 years later, I was hired to fly a private jet. At some point, my boss saw the photo from when I was 8 in Facebook and said, “What were you doing in our jet?”
It had been dramatically repainted, but I had been hired to fly the same jet that my dad took a photo of me in.
BP made a mix-up AGAIN. That's a fighter jet you Muppets, not a private jet.
Because there's no pictures of private jets anywhere 🤷♀️🙄😆🤣
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I was a cashier and a customer coughed on me. I felt the spittle on my face. Of course I got sick. I wound up in the ER with breathing difficulties. They said I had sepsis and if I had waited less than a day to come in I probably would’ve died from it. They did chest imaging and diagnosed me with pneumonia. But they also discovered a 6cm tumor on my spleen that turned out to be an ultra rare cancer that only a few hundred people worldwide have been diagnosed with. I had zero symptoms. No weight loss, zero pain. Absolutely no clue I had huge tumor in my abdomen. The type of cancer I had is caused by a virus. So the pneumonia virus led to a cancer diagnosis caused by a virus.
When I was in prison, I started having continence issues. I was embarrassed and ashamed. For me, this was room 101. I had no idea medication could fix the issue, so I dealt with it as best I could. Due to prison regulations, there were times when I wasn't immediately allowed to change or shower, and I wasn't always allowed extra laundry time to wash wet bedding and clothes. I'd tie the wet stuff in a plastic bag until I was allowed to wash it. Most of my roommates were understanding, but one started giving me hell. She told people I was so lazy I wouldn't bother to go to the bathroom. At the time, the least urge caused me to go so quickly that I didn't have time to get up. My roommate told people I'd deliberately wet, and refuse to clean up. If the unit guard refused to give me a wash time, there wasn't anything I could do until the next shift. If it wasn't a time of day we weren't allowed free movement, the guard might say no to my request for a shower. My roommate escalated the situation to the point where I felt unsafe. During the process of coming to terms with the issue, one staff member took me under her wing to the point of getting me in the clinic to see one of the doctors that actually gave a damn. She prescribed medication that takes care of the issue, and found out I have a fallen bladder. While trying to determine the cause of my incontinence, the doctor did an ultrasound on my bladder, discovering my uterine cancer. Had my roommate not been so horrible, the cancer would never have been discovered in time. She saved my life.
I’m glad it was caught. Sorry she was so rude about it though. I hope you’re doing well now.
Load More Replies...It’s surprisingly easy to get sepsis. My mom, approximately 10-15 friends online and I agree it’s quite easy to develop.
Load More Replies...a friend of mine was randomly beaten up by a load of chavs. after that his vision went blurry. turned out he had a brain tumour. it might not have been found in time if it wasn't for being beaten up.
I was never a massive eater, but moving to France (pour amour of course!), I luckily didn't take much weight, but became like a pig at a trough, wanting to try everything. Naturally not great for cholesterol. The Doc (Generalist in French, MD or GP in America and UK), because of confusing blood samples tried me on a new med. Caused a hepatic reaction with my liver. Off to Urgences. They quickly found a swollen cancerous liver, and a 2 CM shallow hole in my throat. Thank you the first allergic reaction ever for me, for saving my life. So far a quick and positive reaction to chemo. Not curable or operable, but can be kept at bay. Fight with all your strength, and never surrender!
Had a summer job looking for Uranium in the NWT of Canada. The job entailed walking through the woods while using a gamma ray detector to find boulders having Uranium. The theory was if you found a boulder that was "hot" one could traced it back to where it originated and maybe a Uranium mine is found.
One day during a typical survey I found a piece of moss that made the detector absolutely go nuts but no boulder.
Narrowed it down to a piece of moss no bigger than my pinkie finger nail. So I bagged it and flagged the location and went back to camp. Sample was sent to Canada's Atomic Commission to find out that it was a fleck of radioactive isotope from the Russian Kosmos satellite that hit the eatth near Baker Lake NWT Canada in 1977.
The odds of finding this given the huge area really was statistically improbable.
OP was curious enough and careful enough to pay attention to the anomaly. Other people would have continued walking because they have no curiosity and just live in autopilot.
Most other people also don't walk around with gamma ray detectors in the Northwest Territories in Canada. At least I know I never have.
Load More Replies...Not all radiation detectors are Geiger counters. It was probably some form of scintillation counter. Scintillators not only measure radiation, but also its energy level, which allows differentiation of what the source might be. In this case, looking for Uranium you would be interested in radiation of a particular energy level (corresponding to Uranium or Radium). You could effectively ignore radioactive potassium.
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Driving down a backroad in the middle of nowhere.
Get a flat tire.
Guy walks out of the bush with his dog.
Helps me out, asks for a ride back to town.
Start talking. Turns out we know some of the same people. Turns out dude was a distant cousin.
Probably scattered a few nails on the road and waited....
Load More Replies...We were visiting my mom, a 5 hour ride away, and my son was out removing snow from the car when a guy stopped and asked for the closest car mechanic. There was none and we ended up helping him with his problem then and there. Turns out we're from the same city and he was on his way to visit his mother in a neighboring village. Mom did of course know her, because they're third cousins.
Long story short, I got lost in the woods as a teenager. I started to panic, realizing I really was lost, and it would be dark in a few hours and I had no supplies or warm clothing. Our of nowhere, a dog approached me and I followed it. It led me to a road where I was able to realize where I was and get home. I never got to thank the dog, or find out anything about it. It saved me and I'm so grateful.
Another one from me...My sister's coworker asked her if she was related to her friend's family. When she gave the name she answered "yep, that's my dad". Her coworker looked confused and said, no, this guy's wife is (name) and only has one child. I know everything about him as they are best friends and we talked them into moving back to the state" Sister: Nope, you don't know him as well as you think, that's my dad and he has 5 other kids he supposedly moved back for". Father busted on both sides!
Year after graduating highschool, my highschool best friend found out her mother was adopted. When they met her birth family, my friend discovered she was first cousins with my sister's highschool boyfriend. They were both often interacting at our house not knowing of their relationship the whole time.
Lost my class ring outside of school. About a year later I went to a beach about an hour away (I rarely went there as others are much closer). Was washing my hands in the restroom and sitting on the side of the sink was a ring that looked like mine. I checked the name inside, it read *ArcticGurl* 🤯
Mum lost her engagement ring, she had no clue where to start looking. We turned the house upside down, nope. At least 15 years later mumand dad sold the house. As part of the moving out and clean up she decided to grab any ripe vegetables and weed the vegetable garden...her ring popped out of the soil as she pulled up a weed. One more week and it would have been lost forever.
The new owner's cat would've dug it up and it would turn out that their cat and your cat were from the same litter, and you had set up a play date for them, and their cat was playing with your ring, and ...
Load More Replies...My wife lost her engagement ring for something like 3-4 years. I decided to scalp the backyard before planting winter grass. De-thatching blades literally scrape the dirt at lawnmower speeds yet I looked down and her ring had passed through the mower hit my shin without a scratch after 3-4 years of being lost in the grass apparently.
Yes, though I'm pretty sure it said their actual name and not their Reddit username
Load More Replies...I was on my honeymoon and we decided for a sunset swim. I got out of the water and realized my ring was gone! We go back into the water and are frantically diving under, trying to retrace our path as best we could. 20 minutes go by and we can barely see underwater now. I'm crying, but decided to try once more. I used my hand to stir the sand around. I saw a glimmer and found my ring!
In college a couple of my buddies wanted to go see a dollar movie. Stopped at a gas station to put a few dollars in (I was hella broke) and my buddy offered to buy me a Dr Pepper. I looked down, half in embarrassment/half in pondering) and I saw a $50 bill laying in a box of candy bars and I said 'nah I'll pay for yours.' Filled my tank up, bought a few sodas and some candy and we went on our way.
After the movie they were hungry so we stopped at a Perkins. I didn't quite have enough to get an appetizer so I just planned on mooching some fries. Waitress came out and said 'the guy over there ordered this but decided he didn't want it. Anyone here want it?' I raised my hand. So I got to eat for free.
Got back to school. Sat down to start marking my finals, on a white board, for the upcoming week and started freaking out. Per my syllabus, I had a final the next day and hadn't studied at all. Did my best to cram but was exhausted the following morning. Walked in to class and sat down. Professor's wife walked in, about 10 minutes after class was supposed to start and said he was sick, class was cancelled and we'd take the final the following week.
Was a helluva 24 hour period for me.
Definitely would have purchased a lottery ticket if we had them at the time but alas...
I am from Denmark.
Traveled to the US.
Doing a roadtrip on the west Coast.
Going to San Diego, finding a bar in gaslight district.
At the table next to me sits a girl from my class from elementary/primary school.
My mind refused to believe it. I simply thought I saw her doubledgaenger until she also recognized me.
Same country, same state, same city, same street, same bar, at the next table at the exact same moment l. It is still something than messes with me.
Doublegaenger...🤣 we should make this the official word to replace doppelganger. All in favor?
I wote for *Dobbeltgænger, as oop would say in his native language.
Load More Replies...No need to correct their spelling, the word is doublegaenger. The confusion comes from the fact that it looks very similar to the word doppelganger.
I suspect OP typed redlight district but Autocorrect changed it to gaslight because that is such a popular word lately. But when you think about it, what better place for that very activity?
The gasLAMP district is a pretty famous and popular area of San Diego. More likely they made a mistake in light for lamp.
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Drove my car off a cliff (easily 60 degree angled embankment) on a gnarly logging road, and it careened 60-70 feet down into a gully. The car bounced between trees all the way down, in a narrow alley of no trees. The roof caved in, the driver's door was crushed, the passenger side of the hood was demolished...and I didn't have a scratch. That narrow alley without trees meant none came through the windshield to impale me or crush me. It existed because a young woman had driven her van off the road the week before in the exact same spot, clearing the trees. She did not survive.
Wow, things like this always amaze me and make me wonder about guardian angels. I've seen car accidents that look minor but yet there was a fatality. Also the other way around, like OP where the car is completely effed up but the passengers walk away with minimal injuries. I hope where ever these accidents happened, that proper safeguarding has been implemented, to try and prevent any more major accidents, off that cliff.
Why didn't the guardian angels protect the first driver?
Load More Replies...I’ve seen people go right through the guardrail and crash in the bush (and there were even signs too). Those two things won’t prevent all possible accidents.
Load More Replies...When my son was 2, he was watching cartoons in his bedroom. Me and my wife were having some tea in the kitchen. We were chatting, and suddenly I had this overwhelming feeling of something not being right. I got up and went to check on my son just in case. When I was walking towards his room I passed by the door of my home office and found him just as he was choking on a coin he had swallowed. No noise. Half a second of panic first and then 3 seconds of Heimlich until he spitted the coin out. Longest three seconds of my life. It just wasn't his turn.
Not sure I believe the reason for the clear strip. I have seen what happens when a van hits a relatively small tree at high speed and it isn't the tree that gets demolished. There is no way that a van can knock down an entire row of trees to leave a clear alley. The story smacks of making something up just to be involved.
I saw a Chevy Tahoe go off the road through a heavily wooded area, down an embankment and it went through those trees like a Sherman Tank. They ended up on there roof in a creek and by some miracle the driver and passenger both survived. Both of them had serious injuries and once they were freed it took a lot of work for them to figure out how to pull that Tahoe, that was on its roof, up that embankment and through the trees to get it back up on the road so that they could get it onto a rollback wrecker. I talked to a firefighter that I know and even though the wreck happened right before 7 am they had the road closed until 10 pm that night before they were able to clear the accident scene. I've seen bad accidents before, but that was by far the worst one that I have actually witnessed. That was in 2018 and I had nightmares about it for a LONG time and honestly it's something I wish I could forget.
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Picking the slowest checkout lane in the grocery store every single time for the last 15 or so years.
I always get the one with the lady who doesn't even think to get her card out until it is all rung up, and then has to try card after card due to most being maxxed out. Then she has to stand there blocking the line while she puts them all away again and sends a text to someone about the 'nerve' of that checker for looking askance at her for how she paid.
Doesn't matter how much it is the shortest line, it is always the slowest line.
All three of my children were born on one of their great grandparents birthdays.
I'm the oldest of 3 girls and we were all born on a holiday. I was born om Labor day, my middle sister was born on Memorial Day and the youngest was born on my parents first date anniversary. I know the youngest wasn't born on an actual holiday, but kinda to us. Lol
My dad's mom was born on Halloween. Her daughter was born on Christmas. My mom's mom was born on May day. My mom was born on the spring equinox. My brother was born on Independence Day. Me? I was born on 9/11.
I remember the news, for many years afterwards, would not only run memorial stuff, but also stories of local charities setting up festive parties for children who had that as their birthday in hopes of making sure their birthday wasn't overshadowed.
Load More Replies...My Mom and both sisters were all born within 6 days of each other, all in May. 5th, 8th and 11th. Different years, of course...
All 3 is a little wild, but the reality is that each of those would be an 8 in 365-366, or 1 in 46 chance. I'm always surprised when people ascribe improbability to things with calendar dates. The choices are pretty limited, and therefore more likely than you think.
Tbf, I wouldn't doubt the Reddit that BP took this list from was something like "strange coincidence" and BP, like always, changed the title.
Load More Replies...one of my husbands sisters was born on their mums birthday, and the other one is married to a man that shares a birthday with their dad
My brother in law shares a birthday with his father, his brother, and his daughter
I was born exactly on my due date. My mother declared she was going to have her baby on that day, and she did. My sister was born on our great-great grandmother's birthday, after my mother declared to her uncle that that's when she was going to deliver. My mom was having a good streak until my last sister, who was induced two weeks early and popped out three days before my dad's birthday.
My mother donated my older sister‘s handmade high school pottery vase to our churches thrift store in Southern California before we move to Hawaii. Six years later, my mother sees it for sale in a for-profit thrift store called savers on Oahu. She bought it and put it back on our shelf. We Still could see my sister’s name carved underneath.
Moving fees for getting stuff to Hawaii ain't cheap.
Load More Replies...I have a collection of about 20 pieces of pottery that are so bad they have a beauty of their own. I have found them in charity shops, flea markets, junk shops, etc and they were all school-made (they're generally have a name and class id; J Smith, 4C, for example) on the bases. Some are dated, the oldest being from 1937.
Maybe someone bought it in California and moved to Hawaii and brought it with them. Decided didn't want it so they donated it to the thrift store. Then mother came across it in the store.
I lost my driver's license on a work trip in a different state than where I was living. Moved from the address and apartment on my driver's license. 3 years later moved back to the same apartment complex different apartment and in the mail room throwing all my junk mail in the large trash can in said room. Saw the envelope on top in the trash can had my name on it but different address. Opened it and my lost driver's license from 3 years ago nothing else in the envelope.
A few years ago, my son went fishing and camping at his favorite lake in northern Minnesota. He had to cut his trip short because a rather severe storm moved in (he was tent camping). As he was making his way back to his car with his stuff, he dropped his tacklebox and it popped open. He gathered up his spilled things, but his fishing license blew away. He looked for it for a few minutes, but decided it was fruitless. *****Nearly a year later, I found his fishing license tacked to my mailbox. I was astounded because he hadn't lived here for at least a couple of years. The license had his name on it, but no address. ***** Apparently, someone found it and hand-delivered it to my house. I was home, but downstairs doing laundry and didn't hear the knock on the door. When I checked my mail later, I found it! I'm flabbergasted over who found it and how they figured out where it belonged.
One windy day I found all old SSN card in the grass near work. There are banks, lawyers, and Federal offices within a couple blocks, so I didn't know where it had come from. I called a couple of them, but no one recognized the name. It sat on my desk for a couple days while I wondered what to do with it. Then i got a call from the local American Legion, asking me to donate a salad or hot dish for a funeral of a Past Officer who had passed away. I had been a member for 20 some years, and had never been asked before. I said OK, and asked who the person was - it was the guy from the SSN card sitting on my desk. I delivered the salad as requested, and left the Social Security card to be given back to the family.
The finder mailed it the next day, and it reclined in the local mail handling center for three years. Seriously, how can the USPS take three weeks to get a letter 15 miles?
I had twins whose combined weight was 11 lbs, 15oz at birth (5lb 4oz +6lb 11oz). Then, I had a singleton that weighed 11lb 15oz. Evidently, my uterus has a capacity, and it’s one oz less than 12lbs.
My children are from assisted fertilization, so I know excactly when they are made. I was insiminated in May both times, both times about midday. Both were born in february, the one made on May 12, was born Feb 12, the other one May 21 and Feb 21, and both between 2 and 3 a.m. So my uterus seems to have been set at excactly 9 month.
That's a huge baby! I weighted 2.6 kilograms (5lb 11oz for 🇺🇸). My grandpa used to say that it was like holding a "rump tail" (I come from a country known for their good meat, and sounds funnier in Spanish: "Colita de Cuadril")
I was 2.7kg (6lb 1/2oz) and one of the bigger of my 5 siblings. Mum is tiny and I'm not much bigger, so I hope if I have kids they are closer to that weight than the ones in this story!
Load More Replies...Except there's also the placenta (or placentas if fraternal twins) and amniotic fluid. So it was a lot more than just the baby's weight.
From my days in high school as a "commodities broker" I remember that there are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce of herbal matter is about the width of a finger in a plastic sandwich bag.
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Took us 27 hours to drive from Houston to Dallas, which is normally a 3.5 hour drive. Everything, and I mean everything that could go wrong did go wrong. It's a story I will tell my grandchildren.
Edit: I was lazy and didn't want to type it all...but here's a summary...our new car broke down an hour into the drive because we put too much stress on the engine too soon, drove back to Houston to get another car, started again, that car broke down 1.5 hours later. Had to get it towed to some sketchy roadside shop, got it fixed, got on the road again, stopped to get gas, our dog escaped the car and was running around in the pitch black wilderness, took forever for local PD and us to find her, started again, got pulled over because my boyfriend was swerving (he wasn't drunk, he was exhausted...), got on the road again, some crazy fog rolled in and everyone had to pull off the side of the road because it wasn't safe to drive, while we were pulled off to wait for fog to pass, an 18 wheeler slammed into the back of us and totaled the car...I could go on and on and on...we finally made it into Dallas 27 hours later, slept through our event that we even went for...and had to rent a car to get back home...It's been 10 years and we STILL laugh about that god forsaken trip to Dallas. We have never visited Dallas again...f**k that.
Sounds like O’Tooles Law, which simply says, Murphy was an optimist.
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Load More Replies...Reminds me of "the vacation from hell" that my parents had. I was 14, I didn't want to go, I wanted to stay at home with my grandparents and work, but my parents made me. Less than 20 kilometers in and the car was smoking. Dad had "serviced" the car himself and messed something up. He fixed it and on we went. It was a hot summer, the asphalt melted. There were road constructions most of the way. My little sister was an absolute monster screaming and making a fuss most of the time. We were camping with a new tent and the instructions rained away. We went to a restaurant to get away from the rain and eat, and they closed down right before our noses, one hour earlier than they announced. My shoes were wet so my dad decided to dry them, and ended up burning my only pair of shoes. We went to an amusement park and my sister ate her ticket instead of giving it to the guy at the entrance. He saw her do it, but we had to buy a new ticket. And it went on that way...
Slightly reminds me of my recent trip to Philippines. I rented a car the day before so I could leave early and drive to Seattle airport. 1. A complicated fatality accident required investigators and totally shut down the freeway causing me to miss my flight. Accidents are common but a total freeway closure was not. 2. Getting rescheduled for the next day's flight was going to cost me an extra $1500. But a couple of calls later I got a sympathetic rep who spent a long time on the phone with me and got me rescheduled for no additional charge. 3. Over half way into a 12 hour flight to Incheon Korea, the pilot comes on and tells us due to an engine problem he did a U turn and is taking us to Alaska - where we waited for 8 hours for a replacement plane. 4. I finally made it to Cebu (PI) about a day and a half later .. only to be the last person standing there and the only one whose luggage they had lost. They did eventually get my luggage to me about three days later.
When the universe is trying to tell you to stay home, you should listen
A nonsense story. ".our new car broke down an hour into the drive because we put too much stress on the engine too soon," No, it didn't. I worked in the motor industry over 30 years ago and even then there was no need to 'run in' new cars. You can take a brand-new car out of the showroom and drive it flat-out for a thousand miles with no ill effect. Then "an 18 wheeler slammed into the back of us and totaled the car"? 40 tons of truck slams into your stationary car, writing it off, but nobody was injured? Utter b******t!t.
"New car" could be an old beater that's "new to them". And depending on the condition of the car that got hit by the semi (before it got hit) - getting a flat tire could have totaled it.
Load More Replies...I once went with my friend to visit her family in Ohio. Her grandparents gave them a minivan, so we drove it back to Florida while her parents took their own car. Before we got left the driveway, the driver window broke and we had to hold it so it didn't slide in the door to be lost forever. We would have taped it, but the AC didn't work (Her grandma swore it did but the thermometer in the vent stayed glued to 90) and the only windows that opened were the front two (old van). It started pouring not long in and my friend's brother tried to use a towel to block the rain in my face while I drove. Meanwhile my friend climbed into the back from the passenger seat to try to pry the window up while both of them were screaming and I was just trying not to kill us. Suffice to say, we taped the window and only had the one passenger window the remainder of the trip. By the end, my friend had a heat rash, I had a sunburn on one arm, and we had a great story about the 26 hour road trip from hell
On my class' grade 6 camp, it took us 14 hours, 26 minutes and 13 seconds to get to Canberra from Melbourne, a trip that should have only been 7 hours! We broke down 4 times and had 3 different busses. Got in at about 2am, and we only got 2 extra hours of sleep in (and had to miss the national art gallery, the thing I was most interested in seeing).
My first time going to the horse track, I didn’t know what I was doing and was just betting similarly to my bf (same type of bet, but picked my own horses). 3rd race in I was betting a box superfecta for $0.50, (that’s where you pick 4 horses, and the “box” parts means the order they finish doesn’t matter as long as they’re 1-4) so a $12 dollar total. I got up to the betting window and one of the horses I had planned to pick was a scratch so I just randomly picked a horse cause I liked the name. My 4 horses came in 1st-4th and I won ~$3700.
I think it was the 1993 Grand national, in UK, that 2nd 3rd and 4th places all had 'Blue' in their name. (It's a big race, with lots of horses, and you could place bet for 2nd 3rd and 4th place... and I would have done so too, if i hadn't been short on time before my Logic exam! I still made a quick place only bet on one of them and won over $300 though!)
Went with the parents years ago. First race, there's a horse called Queen of Cheap, 98 to 1. Dad tells mom to put 20 on her, mom rolls her her eyes but goes to the window to place a bet. The horse actually won, and dad was super excited. Turns out mom only bet $2. Dad still brings it up from time to time, almost 30 years later.
I'm not a gambler at all, but one day about 40 years ago I went into a bookmakers with a friend who was a regular better on horse racing. While waiting for him to make his days selection I got bored and started reading the names of horses running that day. One was called Little Ginger Nut: ginger nuts are my favourite biscuit: it was a rank outsider at 50:1. I had a spare £10 on me so on a whim I placed the only bet I have ever made. It won!
Not me but I knew a woman whose husband died of a rare form of brain cancer in his 30’s. She eventually moves on, meets a new guy, remarries….and he dies of another rare kind of brain cancer before he’s 50. I can’t even imagine how that might f**k someone up. Losing two spouses to brain cancer like that, and so young.
My friend just lost her husband to brain cancer, I'm pretty sure she is planning on remaining unmarried for life, the pain is so immense (they had been together since they were 15 and only married for about a year when he was diagnosed).
That's incredibly insensitive, and not something to joke about, Mike F. Delete your comment and rethink what you said.
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I was sitting on a park bench leaning backwards, stretching, and feeling the grass on the elevated land behind me. I randomly picked a plant. Person I was with: "you got a 4 leaf clover!", and I was like "oh they must all be like that". I assumed it was some random plant cluster that all looked like 4 leaf clovers and I was wrong, I totally blindly backwards grabbed a 4 leaf clover on a random park bench.
Imagine the Powers of the Universe aligning to make you the luckiest person alive, and then you get an intensive thought to "grab something" and all your luck goes into that moment instead 🍀
I was in Toronto on Canada Day last year, hanging out with friends in a park. I was vaguely looking for a four leaf clover, found one, then immediately found a five leaf clover.
For some reason I can spot them walking. I find them all the time. It’s so freaky I have a tattoo of a 4 leaf clover. I think I see patterns than numbers. My kids think I’m part leprechaun
I was walking through one of our paddocks, just stopped and looked down, therecwere about 13 maybe more 4-leaf clocers. I picked them and I think I left some behind. Told hubby. We went up to Christchurch (NZ) the next day, good day but coming home a small car on the opposite side of the highway pulled out in front of a milk tanker. The tanker jack-knifed in front of me. Not many options, left of me is shingl, wet grass and a full irrigation ditch, I hit the accelerator drove over the shingle and wet grass and watched the very end of the trailer go past my driver's window. Got home safe. I believe the clovers gave me the luck to save my family and my trusty old 4wd (Toyota Hilux) from getting crushed.
My mom finds 4 leaf clovers just about every time she looks down at clovers
I was going through a rough patch, and on Valentine's Day in 2002 I was at work and we ordered Chinese takeout. My fortune cookie had an inspiring saying in it, so I kept the little slip of paper.
Exactly 10 years later, I had made a major, life altering decision and was second guessing myself. I was also 1500 miles away from home, alone, on Valentine's Day, sitting in a Chinese restaurant. I got the exact same fortune in the cookie at the end of the meal.
I've got both little slips of paper together in an envelope. One of the more interesting things I own.
I once got a fortune cookie which said "today is your lucky day, play the lottery" and, like a lot of these fortunes had a bunch of lucky numbers. So, for the hell of it, I bought a lottery ticket and put in those numbers. Every single number I put in was one higher than the actual lottery. Every. Single. One. I still have the fortune, the lottery ticket, and I wrote down the winning number.
The factory pumps out millions and has around 20 alternatives. It is mere statistical chance and its one in twenty not one in millions
I once got a fortune that said “you are next in line for a promotion.” I jokingly showed it to my boss, and he said “well actually, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your position.” Got a promotion and a nice raise out of it 😅 it was going to happen anyway but the fortune just reminded him lol
I once received a fortune that said, “You are the master of your fate.” I thought it was cool so I put it in my wallet. Later that day, my wallet was stolen.
Problem was the guy who stole your wallet was also master of his own fate. He probably got his fortune cookie first so fate has to go with him lol
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I transferred within the post office to a new facility after 10 years. My first night working there I opened a tray of mail that contained only one letter. It was a birthday card to a person with the same name as a guy who had been my best friend in college 10 years prior. I hadn’t spoken to him in nearly a decade, and I remember wondering if it was the same person (somewhat common name in my area). I got back to work, and a few hours later the letter carriers started arriving to start their shifts. I said something to another clerk and a letter carrier recognized me, and it turns out it was the friend from college. He had become a letter carrier 8 years prior to that day. I asked if he had a birthday coming up and he said it was his birthday that day.
Won $50 from a scratch-off, cashed it out, and was literally mugged outside of the store. First time I ever bought a scratch-off & first time I was ever mugged. Needless to say I never bought another one.
I bought a used, pretty beaten up bike. It was in so bad shape that I didn't even bothered to secure it with a lock whenever I left it outside my workplace. 3 years passed and the bike was always outside, free and waiting for me. I got to love my bike to the point I started to worry it could get stolen. Bought a lock, went to work, locked the bike outside, went in. By lunchtime It had already been stolen.
They probably saw you turn in a winning card and waited outside for their own lottery winnings.
A high school friend in the 80s bought a scratch-off on his 18th birthday, won $200, got back in his car, and then promptly backed into another car. He did $200 worth of damage.
I’m a dude in his mid-40’s. A few years ago, I was running on a trail at a national park near where I lived at the time, and suddenly heard some hiker randomly yell out “hey u/rabiesinremission!” I looked up and it was one of my buds from high school, whom I hadn’t seen in two decades. We were 760 miles from our hometown and I was floored by the infinitesimally minute probability of just bumping into this guy, in the woods, halfway across the United States from where we grew up. One of the nicest conversations I’ve ever had thanks to the unlikeliest coincidence.
I once visited Hong Kong, walked around a corner and bumped into my brother. I had no idea he was visiting too.
My aunt was hiking in a remote part of New Zealand's South Island once and at one point saw some hikers coming the other way up the path. It turns out it was their neighbours from back home in Oxfordshire and they hadn't mentioned to each other that that was where they were going!
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Part of this is explained by the fact that some people are more likely to travel than others
I'm convinced the further you go from home, the more likely you are to meet someone you know 😂
My wife and i were racing late to the vatican rome and far from Sydney. As we exit the taxi i literally see her priest from the school.parish.
Was stationed with a guy in Japan who was originally from Sierra Leone.
Transferred to another base in DC. Lived in a condo complex in Northern VA.
One of my neighbors was a cousin of the guy I was stationed with in Japan.
My sister was in Japan because her ex was stationed there. Seven years later, she gets into a car accident in the States, the x-ray technician says, "I know you!" She said, "No, you don't!" It turns out the technician who x-rayed her in the States, remembered x-raying her toe in Japan. "It was the smile!"
My grandma’s family moved from Greece to Canada when he was a child, and they travelled with one other family. The other family stayed in Ontario, Grandpa’s family ended up in Alberta. Decades later my grandpa was travelling in Greece on vacation, stopped in a random bar, and the bartender said “oh you’re from Canada! Maybe you know my friend in Toronto?” Grandpa decided to humour him and said “sure, what’s his name?” Turned out it was one of the kids of that other family who was the same age as my grandpa when they all immigrated together :) cute reunion
Met a guy in Ireland who raved about a restaurant a few blocks away from where I live, over 4000 miles away
I (🇨🇦, from a very remote and rural northern area) was in Bangkok with a friend. We stopped in a 711 to grab some snacks, and were chatting about how much bigger and busier Bangkok is than our tiny hometown. A lady in line in front of us with the same accent as us turned around and said “you think you know small towns? I’m from _____, Canada. Bet you haven’t even heard of it.” Turned out it was the next nearest village to our tiny town. Most people have never heard of it. There’s only like 3,000 people in a more than 1000-square-kilometre area around us so it was a pretty cool coincidence!
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood, our usual evening walks however it leads to the main road and my bf said no lets go the other way today. I was like ok sure, then suddenly as we are crossing the street a speeding car full of teenagers loses control and crashes onto were we could have been. Divine intervention.. it’s still crazy to think about.
Bf was driving us on the highway when we both felt like we should take an earlier exit. Just as he was about to get over, he quickly changed his mind. As I'm asking why the sudden jerk, a car speeds past my side. We look at each other and agree again, let's get off now. As soon as we merge to the right lane three cars going at least 100mph (160 kmh) shoot past us on the left, quickly lose control and immediately crash into each other, two other cars and finally the concrete median. I instantly started shaking (knowing we could've been hit) and crying (knowing that those people were hurt). I HATE car accidents
After university, I went on a trip to Europe. On my last night before flying home, I went down to the lobby of my hostel to get an alarm clock. At that exact moment, a friend of mine walked into the lobby. Neither of us had mentioned to each other that we were going to Europe that summer. But we ended up in the same city, staying at the same hostel, and entering the lobby in the same window of minutes.
I used to teach college-level German in Oregon. One summer I was traveling in Germany with my girlfriend. While we were eating in a pizza restaurant in Heidelberg, one of my former students unexpectedly came up to me. Neither of us knew the other was going to be in Germany. And the topper is that she didn't actually see me in the restaurant; she heard and recognized my voice while walking past!
It's so strange - my best friend (from the US) and I (from the UK) both studied in Heidelberg at the same time but only met later as colleagues. We had also both applied for the same job at another company first!
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My one and only time hitchhiking.
It was in college. The semester was over, so for the fun of it, I thought I'd try hitchhiking home. This was a long time ago, in both a time and a part of my country where hitchhiking was safe.
I get picked up two times, then let off just outside of a mid-sized town in the middle of my province (in Canada). I'm like 18, and this guy in his 40s, heavyset, dressed like a train driver picks me up.
We're driving for about 20 minutes. Driver looks like he doesn't talk much.
Suddenly he asks me, "What's your name?"
I say, "AAAAA BBBB".
He turns his head and stares at me.
"MY name is AAAAA BBBB!!"
Well, we're off. I knew I had distant relatives from that part of the province, so we both start rattling off names of family members trying to figure out if we are related, and how. We talked nonstop for two hours.
He lets me out just outside the next town, we wave goodbye. Never saw him again.
And now he knows aaaalll about you and your family. Please be avare of bad players out there, and never give your real name.
Never hitchhike. Ivan Milat was a friendly aussie guy who who pick up hikers and murder them. All were missing tourists. One final victim ran and was shot at but not killed or found. Police Then took the missing person issues more seriously and found his victims in a nearby forest.
Common on the Canadian prairies, I am always running into someone with a family name who is distantly related to me, since the ancestor moved to the prairies in 1800s and had 20 kids. I am lucky to have a different name, but there are thousands of people from my family name, hundreds with my offshoot name.
Watched my wife get struck by lightning. We were dating at the time.
She had a summer life-guard job, but a thunderstorm came up. Drove over to pick her up. Watched the last kid and their mom drive off. She was starting to lock the pool gate when lightning struck her, the gate, and the pool pump house. She flew backwards 10 feet without even touching the ground and landed on some grass. I got out of the car, ran over, and helped her up. She was shaking all over, jittering as she walked to the car.
I saw the whole thing from inside the car, including the flash and (at that distance) instantaneous "crack" (not a "boom", a "crack"). There were loud noises and sparks coming out of the pump house, so I threw the breakers outside to off, then locked the pool up and drove her home. She shook like that for 10 minutes non-stop.
Why didn't you go straight to the hospital or call 911?
I wonder how hospitals might treat a lightning strike...now I genuinely want to know.
They would be interested in the entry exit points as that's where damage is most likely, they would also be looking for Internal organ damage as that is where internal bleeding and potential complications could show up.
Load More Replies...My grandpa was an expert procrastinator, so he decided to fix the metal roof as the thunderstorm approached. The next time he tried to fix the roof he confirmed that the adage "lightning never strikes in the same place twice" is a bald-faced lie. The third time was standing in a field on a clear blue day. He survived being hit by lightning 3 times, and never lived anywhere known for it's thunderstorms.
I love how many people are saying ambulance and ER - let's take a stab in the dark that the reason was likely 1) young(ish) adults = broke. 2) they probably live in America, the land of the free - excluding healthcare and emergency treatment that'll set you back a house deposit or 2
my best bet is, they're American. in the UK, you wouldn't hesitate to seek immediate medical treatment.
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Geoguessr dropped me outside of my house
It's a map game that puts the marker in a random street view and you have to mark where on a world map you think it is.
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Load More Replies...It's a game that shows you a random image from google street view and you have to guess where in the world it is.
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I was at a Brooklyn art fair and some painting caught my eye. I looked closer, and it was a portrait of the inside of a coffee house I used to study at in college—in Minneapolis.
Crazy!
I’m not from the US, how far away is Minneapolis from Brooklyn?
I ran into a semi that ran a stop sign, doing 50kph, no airbags went off in a 2009 Explorer... and walked away.
The police officer that responded was quite shocked that I was walking around taking pics (in high vis clothing), he was expecting to be calling for the Jaws to get me out. Should have taken him up on the offer to be transported to hospital to be checked out, ended up tearing my shoulder out the back of the socket.
Idk, man, have you seen him eat through a boat?
Load More Replies...If you are in any kind of accident you should go to the hospital. Few years ago I was in a car accident, not nearly as bad as OP, once the police showed up they asked me if I wanted to go to the hospital. At first I said no as I didn't feel hurt was able to walk around. Then decided I wanted to go to the hospital to be on the safe side. Still nothing serious showed up. Still glad I went.
My husband and I were traveling in a very small car ( Chevy Spark) when we were hit in the back drivers side by an oncoming car. We rolled 3 times and proceeded to slide about 100 feet up the road. We had to be pulled from the car through the drivers window. We both walked away injury free. None of the witnesses nor the ambulance attendants could believe it.
I bought and moved into a house that was one of seven in a cul-de-sac. Getting to know the neighbors I discovered four of the houses owners shared the same birthday as mine. Making me the fifth out of seven in the circle. The first house crossing the street directly from the circle made it six of eight homes with owners having the same birthday. I have no idea what the odds are but I believe 1- forever. Because I don't feel this has ever happened before except to us six people.
When I was deployed in Afghanistan I once went to the gym on Kandahar airfield. When I walked in I bumped into a guy I went to high school with and hadn't seen him since we graduated. While we were catching up, another guy we went to high school with walked in. We had joined at totally different times, had totally different jobs, and were in totally different units. But somehow all three of us managed to be in the same gym, at the same time, on the other side of the world.
aaaaaaannnnnnd now that's stuck in my head..... thanks
Load More Replies...Witnessed someone drop their phone whilst getting onto an elevator, and the phone fell perfectly through the crack between the elevator and the hallway floor. It was a pretty chunky phone with a case on, can't have had more than a millimeter of clearance on either side, but I'll be darned if it didn't fall at the EXACT right angle. We all kinda just stood there in silent disbelief for the first 5 floors or so of the elevator ride.
I was walking out of a restaurant at Disney World and my phone fell out of my pocket. The battery broke off and flew across this massive gap and landed on the monorail tracks.
Call maintenance, they can rescue the phone, they just charge you for their time since it has to be done on off hours, usually at night. I worked as a security guard in a building with doctors and lawyers, and maintenance got paid to retrieve dropped keys 2 times in the 6 months I worked there, it just cost $250 in 1989. I imagine the price is set by the maintenance person who has to go to work at 12 am on a Sunday morning. I got to put all the lost things into lost and found.
I don't know why this one made me laugh so hard😂 just what are the odds
Nearly died three times on August 26th. Head injury when I was 5, bacterial meningitis when I was 10 and a moto crash when I was 20. Bonus points for my ex wife just HAD to file for divorce when I was 41 on …. You got it… August 26th.
I'd invest in a nuclear proof bunker and just totally hide out and skip that day every year.
And the bunker happens to have an old nuke lying in the corner
Load More Replies...From the time you were 5 to 10 double that amount double that again be 20, double again or slightly more, 41, so you don't have to worry about anything more real bad stuff happening again until at least until you are 80 to 82.
Was in college, decided to take a random trip to the beach, which was 3 hours away from home. Think like going down to the Jersey Shore from NY. My buddies and I rented a house for the weekend and everything was good. One night I decided to go for a walk on the beach, it's probably 1am. I'm walking in the pitch black smoking and just minding my business when I hear 2 girls voices somewhere in the dark. As I walk by I hear someone yell my name, the two girls come running up to me. It was 2 of my Ex GFs. One I dated in highschool the other freshman year of college. They ended up meeting at some point in time and became friends and neither of them knew the other dated me. I haven't spoken to either of these girls in years. They both decided to just take a random trip to the shore that weekend too and the house they rented was a mile down from the one I was in. We ended up all hanging out for a few days and it was a good time. Haven't spoken to either of them since.
I used to have my horse at a friend's property. She had like five acres across the street of the main 20+ acres. one random time when I was there, she said let's walk over to the other acres. She was telling me someone had bought the adjacent property. I had my two dogs with me, so I didn't go too close to the property, since the woman had her dog out. Next thing I know she's walking towards me in the woods saying I'm (my son) mom. Turns out our kids grew up together, our sons are still good friends. Last I knew she was in Costa Rica. She had moved back to the states, and she moved close to my friend (randomly) in the same state I had moved to!
A full grown moth went inside my nose while riding my scooty.
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Soon as it went in, felt something in my nose, wasn't sure what it was(immediately started breathing heavily as I felt something stuck under there) , This was blocking my breathing from one nose and also felt a light moment in there, so ahead I took the scooty to the roadside and close the open end of my nostril(right) with my finger, and blew out as forcefully as I could and I saw the moth fly away from my left nostril like a rocket through the launch pad .I was disgusted in that moment didn't know what to do, everything felt back to normal so immediately.
There you go, keep this tip(covering the nostril) in mind, maybe you'll need it sometime
You just described normal nose-blowing. You should not blow out through both nostrils at the same time but cover one, blow out the other, then vice versa.
Yeah, expect your nose doesn't know that, and when you blow out the one nostril, the pressure causes your eustacian tube to back up and plug your ear on the other side.
Load More Replies...This may sounds gross but during 5he winter time if I am outside and n3ed to blow my nose Iwiil block my nostril and blow out the opn end then re erse nostrils. I bend over to mmakes Yreka not blowing it on me.
I'm on an ISIS kill list! Many years ago there was some kind of hack on the interwebz and many enlisted ppl had our names and addresses compiled and released on a "kill list". I was informed I was on the list by two FBI agents who first came to my apartment and left a card. When I called the number on the card they wouldn't tell me over the phone why they wanted to meet in person. I have been anxious before in my life but I had never been "I wonder why the FBI wants to speak to me" level of nervous prior to this. I was really wracking my brain trying to figure out what law I had broken to get in this much trouble. I agreed to meet them at a restaurant near my job and I brought a trusted coworker who sat nearby to keep an eye on things. It was shockingly underwhelming. It was a middle-aged guy and a young ginger kid, they were legit agents. They told me I was on this list and not to tell anyone. I asked if anybody from the list had actually been killed and they said "no". I asked how many people total on the list and they said "over 3,000 in the US on THIS list." (apparently this happens somewhat often, and all have to be notified in person)
My friend needed clearance and, as his reference, an FBI came to my house. He totally looked like an agent and even had a crazy FBI name. Beef McLargeHuge s**t.
Ah yes Agent McLargeHuge. I’ve heard stories about him.
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I am in the middle of my second round of rabies vaccines in 2 years from getting bitten by a random bat in my front yard. I feel like the odds of this are pretty low.
Can you be certain it wasn't the same bat back again because it enjoyed it so much last year?
NEVER touch a bat with your bare hands. If the poor thing is alone through the day, take a towel, put the bat in a box, close the box (make sure it can still breathe) and call a bat rescuer. They are amazing little animals who eat so many harmful bugs like mosquitoes. But if you touch them, they will bite out of fear.
I did this, they can squeeze out of a box inside a zipped up soft cooler(hot day). Unfortunately found the bat carcass under the water heater months later, it had crawled under the fire door; again very small crack with fireproof gasket). The bat had escaped into my back hallway, where the door was propped open, but it must have got confused, and I thought all was good until I found the remains. I had rescued the bat from a kitty. It was a little brown bat. R.I.P.
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Been stung by a scorpion (and bitten by a snake and stung by a bee) and also a brown recluse, which landed me in the hospital, where I had an allergic reaction to sulfa antibiotics.
Got bit by a snake, brown recluse, stung by a by a bee, and a scorpion at the same time?
FYI sulfonamides, aka 'sulfa' are not actually antibiotics, but anti-bacterial. There's a subtle difference, mainly that in most cases they simply stop bacteria multiplying without actually killing them. They had been in use for nearly half a century before true antibiotics became available
I met Johnny Depp before he was super famous and it took me 20 years to realize that I’d met him
I was waiting for Lyft to assign me a driver for my ride. Since the wait was too long, I decided to try Uber instead. At the same time, I get a notification from both apps. Turns out that I was assigned the same driver on both apps!
I became pregnant. I needed ivf, but I was told even then it would be unlikely. Now I’m finally a mother!
I was apparently the lightest baby my hospital ever had. I was born early and weighed like 1.5 pounds or something. Didn’t last though as I’m overweight now lmao
I was baby of the year,1985, at the hospital I was born at. Weighed 2.2 lbs or 1 kg.
Might not be super rare but a couple of honorable mentions from me.
When I was a little kid, probably about 6 or 7. I painted a small heart on a box turtle's shell I found with some nail polish. Fast forward a few years. I was about 16 and was sighting in my hunting rifle and noticed something moving down range of me. (I lived in the same holler but a different house at this time a couple miles away from where I used to live.) I went to move him out of the way after I realized it was a turtle. I picked the little guy up and saw the (at this time faded) heart I drew all those years ago still on his shell in the exact same spot. I went and fed him a few slices of tomato and sent him on his way.
Another thing that happened to me, is my friend shot a Red Ryder BB gun at me from probably about 50 or so yards away. Not sure how he managed to do it, he must've arced the BB to hit me from that far away, but the BB went straight into my ear when I was moving around doing some landscaping work. It stung a little but didn't hurt me too bad where the velocity of the BB must've been pretty low at the distance he shot it at. Still a crazy shot though. I thought it was a bug going into my ear.
My great-grandfather built the house I grew up in in 1903. During construction he found a turtle and carved his initials on its shell. In the early 1950s my sister and I found that same turtle.
Had my wallet in my apartment as I had ordered something on line. Walked to the store, wallet was not in my bag, think shit must have left it on my desk. Walk home, not on desk. Spend an hour tearing the apartment apart. Nothing. Later that night at a games night with friend the police call. They have my wallet. It was found 3km down the from anywhere I had been since I had last had it.
When I got it back, it was beat to shit, but everything was still there.
I made (and sadly lost by holding on too long) $10 million on a $150k investment.
Must be nice to have the means to make a $150k investment 🙄
Hey now, don't be salty. They lost it all and then some.
Load More Replies...My uterus ruptured during childbirth and I almost died. My OB and his partner had something like 15,000 deliveries combined and I was their first rupture
That happened to Jane Seymour (the actress). Her baby put her arm through the uterine wall. The doctors told her that if they hadn't given her an epidural, she might have died.
I met both President Obama and Trump, completely randomly, within a few years of each other.
Would you say that to his face? I'm genuinely curious. Because I'd probably freeze up and say nothing. I'm REALLY good at freezing up and saying nothing.
Load More Replies...I shanked a golf ball in my front yard as a kid. It was going straight for our houses large front window. The ball hit our flag pole instead.
When I was 10 or so, we moved from a small city to a very small (6x6 blocks small) town. In this small town I met and became friends with two girls that had the same first name, spelled the same, same middle name and same birthdate. One of them was a year older, and the other was two years older. Didn’t think about much as a kid, but seems very odd to think about now.
I’ll try to make this short. When and my best friend were younger we were OBSESSED with a this HUGE celebrity. We never thought we’d meet her in a million years, cuz… she was/is a huge celebrity. On day we found out she was gonna be in our city and lost our s**t! So, our local station was giving out passage for meet and greet with her, but you had to win them. Me and my friend were on the phone EVERY DAY, to meet her. It comes down to the last day to win the passes, but this time you had to answer a trivia question to win. I get through because I was the 9th caller. I’m like “piece of cake” because I know every thing about this celebrity! The question isn’t about the celebrity and I lost. I started sobbing, but they wouldn’t budge so we decide to go to the radio station just to catch a glimpse. We’re outside waiting for her to come back down, and my friends cell phone rang. It was my mom. She goes “Huge Celeb just called here for you!” We got to go upstairs to meet her!
Turns out while I was sobbing on the radio, she had just gotten off her flight snd while in her limo.was listening to the station. She got to the station asked about meeting me, and called my house while I was already downstairs in the parking area. Can’t make this s**t up!
Load More Replies...Met a guy through online dating and really hit it off. We had never met before, but we figured out that we had gone to the same drag show and made note of each other previously. The more amazing part is that we spoke on the phine, sometime multiple times a day, for work for over a year. He was one of my favorite contractors, now we're getting married this summer.
when i was 19 i was headed to school (college) in the rain. i was driving slow but apparently not slow enough. my breaks locked up on the wet road, i slid, hit the car in front of me and then did a 90 degree turn somehow and hit the ditch. broke my leg and had to stay in hospital. my bio mom went to get my things out of the car after i was home. she said she walked around the tow yard with my aunt for 45 minutes without seeing my car. she passed one that was wrecked so bad she turned to my aunt and said "the people in it probably didnt make it. im glad that wasnt her car." they decided to give up after a while and leave. as she was coming up to the gate, she saw my personalized plate on the back of a car and went to the front to see why she hadnt recognized it. turns out the car that was so wrecked she didnt think anyone survived the crash was my car. it was so bad she didnt recognize it.
Not me but two guys I worked with in Vancouver. One was former US military the other Canadian forces. Both left and reenlisted with their respective forces. Sometime later US is eating in a mess tent when he sees a guy from CA staring at him. US goes over to CA to see what his deal is and they realize they know each other. Half a world a way in Kandahar.
The most statistically impossible thing that’s ever happened to me was surviving a plane crash when I was 17. I flew home from the crash location & still fly regularly. The most interesting, tho, is traveling to Europe from San Francisco in 1998 to follow a band tour. In Prague I ran into my brother who was living in Australia & we hadn’t discussed our travel plans. I met several people on trains & in cities. One became my next door neighbor in Hawaii in 2003. I met another one randomly at a flower market in Bangkok. In total, I’ve run into 11 people from this tour that I hadn’t kept in touch with, in other places in the world. Now I know we were meant to be in each others lives.
After my mom remarried we moved out of state, and a year later moved to another. My grandparents on my father's side had no idea (they had gone no contact to help him when he was hiding from the government to avoid child support). Years later, we found out they had vacationed to the 2nd city we moved to at was at the same beach at the same time we were for a holiday.
Had a foreign student bored with us, she was showing photos of her trip around our country and in the background of one my son was walking past as clear as day. He'd been on a school trip at gge same time ... was a very odd sensation
When I was a kid we lived overseas. I had a friend who was a princess or something, I lived in the compound she would often visit and as we were the only children, we talked and played together, we were about 10-11. One day she invited me for lunch and it was a big occasion! A whole goat and rice with veg and such piled high! The servents served and I was amazed they treated her like a princess! So the next week mom invited her for lunch at our house. We had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and chips and helped mom clean up. My friend really enjoyed helping. Sometime later we moved and I never saw her again. So, about 15 years later I'm in Texas working on a golf course and I meet a couple who live on the course. We start talking about their travels and tell me they just got back from a wedding and the bride was a beautiful princess who told them of a charming afternoon as a child where she had pb and j sandwiches and got to help clean up. She said it was one of her favorite memories
When I was 10 or so, we moved from a small city to a very small (6x6 blocks small) town. In this small town I met and became friends with two girls that had the same first name, spelled the same, same middle name and same birthdate. One of them was a year older, and the other was two years older. Didn’t think about much as a kid, but seems very odd to think about now.
I’ll try to make this short. When and my best friend were younger we were OBSESSED with a this HUGE celebrity. We never thought we’d meet her in a million years, cuz… she was/is a huge celebrity. On day we found out she was gonna be in our city and lost our s**t! So, our local station was giving out passage for meet and greet with her, but you had to win them. Me and my friend were on the phone EVERY DAY, to meet her. It comes down to the last day to win the passes, but this time you had to answer a trivia question to win. I get through because I was the 9th caller. I’m like “piece of cake” because I know every thing about this celebrity! The question isn’t about the celebrity and I lost. I started sobbing, but they wouldn’t budge so we decide to go to the radio station just to catch a glimpse. We’re outside waiting for her to come back down, and my friends cell phone rang. It was my mom. She goes “Huge Celeb just called here for you!” We got to go upstairs to meet her!
Turns out while I was sobbing on the radio, she had just gotten off her flight snd while in her limo.was listening to the station. She got to the station asked about meeting me, and called my house while I was already downstairs in the parking area. Can’t make this s**t up!
Load More Replies...Met a guy through online dating and really hit it off. We had never met before, but we figured out that we had gone to the same drag show and made note of each other previously. The more amazing part is that we spoke on the phine, sometime multiple times a day, for work for over a year. He was one of my favorite contractors, now we're getting married this summer.
when i was 19 i was headed to school (college) in the rain. i was driving slow but apparently not slow enough. my breaks locked up on the wet road, i slid, hit the car in front of me and then did a 90 degree turn somehow and hit the ditch. broke my leg and had to stay in hospital. my bio mom went to get my things out of the car after i was home. she said she walked around the tow yard with my aunt for 45 minutes without seeing my car. she passed one that was wrecked so bad she turned to my aunt and said "the people in it probably didnt make it. im glad that wasnt her car." they decided to give up after a while and leave. as she was coming up to the gate, she saw my personalized plate on the back of a car and went to the front to see why she hadnt recognized it. turns out the car that was so wrecked she didnt think anyone survived the crash was my car. it was so bad she didnt recognize it.
Not me but two guys I worked with in Vancouver. One was former US military the other Canadian forces. Both left and reenlisted with their respective forces. Sometime later US is eating in a mess tent when he sees a guy from CA staring at him. US goes over to CA to see what his deal is and they realize they know each other. Half a world a way in Kandahar.
The most statistically impossible thing that’s ever happened to me was surviving a plane crash when I was 17. I flew home from the crash location & still fly regularly. The most interesting, tho, is traveling to Europe from San Francisco in 1998 to follow a band tour. In Prague I ran into my brother who was living in Australia & we hadn’t discussed our travel plans. I met several people on trains & in cities. One became my next door neighbor in Hawaii in 2003. I met another one randomly at a flower market in Bangkok. In total, I’ve run into 11 people from this tour that I hadn’t kept in touch with, in other places in the world. Now I know we were meant to be in each others lives.
After my mom remarried we moved out of state, and a year later moved to another. My grandparents on my father's side had no idea (they had gone no contact to help him when he was hiding from the government to avoid child support). Years later, we found out they had vacationed to the 2nd city we moved to at was at the same beach at the same time we were for a holiday.
Had a foreign student bored with us, she was showing photos of her trip around our country and in the background of one my son was walking past as clear as day. He'd been on a school trip at gge same time ... was a very odd sensation
When I was a kid we lived overseas. I had a friend who was a princess or something, I lived in the compound she would often visit and as we were the only children, we talked and played together, we were about 10-11. One day she invited me for lunch and it was a big occasion! A whole goat and rice with veg and such piled high! The servents served and I was amazed they treated her like a princess! So the next week mom invited her for lunch at our house. We had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and chips and helped mom clean up. My friend really enjoyed helping. Sometime later we moved and I never saw her again. So, about 15 years later I'm in Texas working on a golf course and I meet a couple who live on the course. We start talking about their travels and tell me they just got back from a wedding and the bride was a beautiful princess who told them of a charming afternoon as a child where she had pb and j sandwiches and got to help clean up. She said it was one of her favorite memories
