What’s totally acceptable and completely normal in one country might get you some funny looks elsewhere. Or, in other words, welcome to Planet Earth where there are loads of different countries and cultures that are bound to blow your mind when you travel.
This time, we’re looking at the differences between the United States and the United Kingdom. Even though both countries have a ‘special relationship’ (not to mention a rocky initial history together), far from everything is the same there. Hopping ‘over the pond’ means traveling a large distance both physically and culturally, too. Like you'd expect when going to any new country when you fly abroad.
Redditor TownImmediate9060 went on r/AskReddit and wanted to find out what’s socially acceptable in the US but would be horrifying in the UK. The thread went viral and the responses made us seriously realize the extent of the differences between the two allies. Check out some of the best answers below and remember to upvote your fave ones, dear Pandas.
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Healthcare that bankrupts you
But hey... You earn so much money in the USA. You are paid like crazy. So you can afford expensive healthcare. Ironic mode off
LOL Ahh... you can not live off minimum wage in the country or even double that. Most businesses don't pay well.
Load More Replies...our government would rather piss money away to go to mars than give us affordable healthcare. If you are on welfare you can get medical free. Also if you are on medicare you have to buy another policy to get medice. Some medicines are very expensive. If you have insurance, everthing sent to them is inflated to cover the welfare bitches
Load More Replies...Healthcare is a Human Right. All people should have access no matter who they are. Because every human life is precious.
Paying more than the price you see on a price tag in a shop due to taxes. WTF just put how much it costs!
I live here and wish that the price included tax.
Load More Replies...I believe that it has something to do with different states charging different taxes. Hence the manufactures state the price that they intend to sell the product for; If they were to label items differently, depending on the state, that would involve producing numerous different labels. A logistical nightmare.
But the thing is tax changes. Are you going to change every single price tag every time tax changes?
As if prices of some single products don't change on a daily..
Load More Replies...I just automatically add the tax per dollar. It is not that hard.
No, it isn't. It's second nature, really. And yet Europeans, most of whom pride themselves on their imagined intellectual superiority over Americans, can't seem to manage it. ;-)
Load More Replies...Since no one seems to understand how this all works, here’s an explanation: Manufacturers, producers, etc. have a recommended retail price for products. States, counties and cities are separate and sovereign in their right to tax as needed AFTER receiving the approval of voters. Where one city may have voter approval to raise sales (or whichever) tax to fund a project, the next city over might not. This is why stores post only the retail price. Why changes price tags constantly? That makes no sense when the retail price has not changed.
That happens so infrequently no one is making decisions based on it. Very few places still put stickers directly on the product, and brands and distributors change their prices more often than sales tax changes.
Load More Replies...Cashiers being forced to stand... give them a chair you masochists
Interestingly enough the stores that do allow sitting are lidl and aldi, both German stores.
Load More Replies...I know the difference but won't easily tell you --- you'd have to beat the answer out of me.
Load More Replies...Every single store I've been to. At least around my house. Except Aldi. It's crazy.
Load More Replies...I think they’d be sadists not masochists. Sadists enjoy inflicting pain while masochists enjoy receiving it. Cashiers don’t like the pain of standing so definitely not a masochist.
American employers think that hourly employees sitting means they are less productive, so they should never have chairs.
honestly, when I was a cashier in highschool, the chair would just get in the way. Still, in hindsight, I'd say the employer definitely were a bunch of sadists.
Load More Replies...I was forced to stand for hours. Sometimes as many as 6 hours without a break. I grabbed a step stool and sat down one day - stool was immediately removed by front end manager - as was my anti-fatigue mat (told a tripping hazard for customers!). Messed up my back for months. Then increase in (10-14 hour shifts) and told must wear a mask not a face shield. Quit - nobody deserves to be treated like that
Face shields are ineffective containing aerosol particles compared to mask. . Your employer was correct to make you use a mask.
Load More Replies...A few months ago, the cashier passed out cold while I was in line. And her manager yelled at her. She worked two jobs, hadn't had any sleep, and had nothing but coffee that day,... I stood up for her as much as I could, but she yelled at *me* for doing that, b/c she felt that made her boss angrier. I wound up feeling like such an a**hole...
Britain continues to use soft power to spread its influence abroad. Its cultural impact is off the charts. Just consider how influential the Harry Potter books, musicians like Ed Sheeran, and football entities like the Premier League really are.
They’re known and respected globally. As such, the UK’s able to draw in plenty of tourists (global pandemic notwithstanding because it’s hit everyone badly) and students from abroad because it remains at the forefront of people’s minds.
Politicians mentioning religion when campaigning
Religion should have no room in politics anywhere. (But for positive values such as grace of charity.)
Religion does not have the monopoly on being decent
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure if you are an atheist there is no chance in hell (pun intended) you'd be elected as a president
Absolutely, even though atheism is on the rise, while Christianity slowing losing momentum. Let's not forget that Republicans, who scream their faith (even though most of which never actually read the Bible) in Jebus (The Simpson reference) are also the same people who are more morally corrupt than anyone else in the States.
Load More Replies...As an American, I find it odd that our country, founded at least in part on religious freedom has become so intolerant of anything but Christianity. (Not everyone is like that, but it is getting more and more like that, and it's becoming more and more acceptable every day.)
That was 4 years of cringe! We're not looked @ too highly around the world, and then the simple minded voted a textbook, symptom for symptom, narcissistic psychopath. Let's not forget a Dr. said he was very much unfit for Office, including onset dementia.
Load More Replies...New mothers going back to work almost immediately after giving birth, because they don’t have paid maternity leave
In Germany, maternity leave is 6weeks before and 1 year after. Plus, they can't fire you during being pregnant or on maternity leave.
Also, with twins you get 2 years and you can spilt with the dad, like he can get 6 month and the mom can get 6 month or one gets 3 months and the other 9.
Load More Replies...Save em the trip and just make them give birth at their desk, why don't you!
We've understood that you are not a human being according to American employees
But where are you supposed to put your newborn baby when returning to work week later?
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An $800, four-block ambulance ride.
Anything about the so-called American health system is a mystery to the rest of the world.
It's a mystery to a lot of Americans. I'm in the field, so to sp;eak, and we'd LOVE to be consulted on this whole "healthcare legislation" thing, b/c a token panel of a half-dozen MDs is pathetic, compared to the armies of lawyers and bankers and accountants and politicians who seem to think they know hwo to provide healthcare. IMHO. Pet peeve. Rant over. Apologies.
Load More Replies...Where is it $800? That's a bargain. It's usually anywhere from $1,200 to $2,500. That's why people take ubers to the hospital if they're conscious and not bleeding everywhere. Thank the politicians and the ignorant population for sneering at socialism for that, even though we have socialized school, police, fire and *social* services. But mention socialized health care and Bubba Joe starts screaming about the damned libruls and living in Russia.
It was only a few years ago that I realised that US citizens have to pay through the nose to stay alive.
However, research shows that the confusion and uncertainty around the long-term effects that Brexit, the UK’s exit from the European Union, will have slightly dampened the country’s influence abroad.
Meanwhile, the British Council found that it’s actually culture, not politics, that deepens the ties between the UK and the US. And it’s culture that’s going to play a vital role in the future of both nations as well.
That whole thing where American kids pledge their allegiance to the flag. That is completely weird and scarily totalitarian to us Brits.
I cringe every time the teacher is like "Let's stand for the pledge"
Load More Replies...I refused to do it when I was a kid in the 80s. Got in trouble, was called a commie by another student. I wasn’t making a grand political statement, I was just young enough that I didn’t fully understand the pledge, and when I asked why we did it I was reprimanded. If they wouldn’t tell me why, then I didn’t want to do it. I finally found the compromise of just moving my mouth and saying nothing. You really could get in trouble for not saying it.
Folks easily confuse patriotism with rabid nationalism.
Load More Replies...Dude... Not only brits. Me as a slav this is like.. What the f**k is wrong with you people
Do you live here? If not, why should your opinion make a difference one way or another?
Load More Replies...Originally in included a familiar looking gesture called the "Bellamy salute" that fell out of favor in the 1930s: Students_p...4afc2d.jpg
Oh my... yeah well... some of the things in the US are frighteningly reminiscent of Germany before WWII
Load More Replies...wait that's not normal? are we being brainwashed as children to have total allegiance to america?
How else are they going to indoctrinate children into laying down their lives for a country which never made good on its mission statement?
Overworking. It's rewarded and encouraged in the U.S., but during my time in the U.K. my colleagues were horrified by the long hours and lack of holidays that was the norm in the U.S.
What an awful soulless place. And I'm guessing the only reason they give them what looks like expensive chairs is so they don't get sued for workplace injury.
This looks like a shared workspace, or a library, more than an office. I hope.
Load More Replies...That is because the US has always been about making money - nothing else. US employers don't want to pay for health care because it costs money. US employers don't to give decent wages because it costs money. US employers don't want to give decent holidays because it costs money. US employers don't want to offer decent maternity leave because it costs money. Until the US figures out that money is NOT the be all and end all of life, they will continue to lick the bottom of the barrel where humanity is concerned.
I turn off my laptop every day at 4pm, get 5 weeks of holidays, unlimited paid sick leave, free weekends. Still I get paid just fine and my quality of life is great, because I don't have to worry about unemployment or medical bills. It really needs to be like this for everyone...
Encouraged is a poor word to use. Expected and/or demanded would be more like it. Rewarded? Hardly ever. In most cases any so called reward is time and a half for hours over 40 ( a Federal requirement for HOURLY paid workers only). And their reward for those higher wages? Higher taxes. Work enough hours and you'll actually walk away with less money than if you only worked 40 hours. Want to really be horrified, compare pay for the same job in the US and other countries.
Greeters in supermarkets. Just feels fake.
Are greeters real? I thought the Simpson's was exaggerating. I guess in a country so massive, you gta find a way to stand out? Still seems weird tho
It’s totally real lol. They also ask if you need help finding something or hand you a basket in some stores too. I personally am not a fan, I want to be left alone! Lmao
Load More Replies...They tried to introduce this years ago at somewhere I used to work (uk), they would just stick the poor work experience kid at the door not knowing that Karen just loves to shout at the first person they see in uniform
They trialled it for a while when Asda was first bought by Walmart. It... didnt last long!
It lasted a good few years, along with the gung-ho huddles, the over the top conferences, and the 4pm rumbles
Load More Replies...I wouldn't like that, I'm far too non-American for that, makes me cringe, I would feel sorry for them having to greet me and everyone else.
“Culture and history were the two top rated factors contributing to the UK’s attractiveness among American respondents, with 43% identifying ‘cultural and historic attractions’ as a major draw and 42% identifying ‘history,’” the British Council explains what it discovered in its research.
Driving everywhere.
In the UK it's perfectly normal to have your kid walk to school and walking to the shops to do your shopping.
This varies in the US too. In most cities it's normal not to have a car, but not in places where most people don't live within walking distance to anything.
This brings us to another problem in the U.S sometimes, the parents don't want their kid walking alone to school. Lots of crazies out there.
Load More Replies...Depends on the neighborhood. I grew up in the ‘burbs, so either walked, rode my bike, or took the school bus to school, and only once in a while got driven to school by my father or older brothers. Plus, my school wasn’t all that far away from my house. But I was going through safe neighborhoods with minimal traffic. Those are the main factors, along with timing of school and work schedules (I was a school kid back in the sixties and seventies, and my mother was a housewife, so she didn’t have to punch a time clock) that parents have to consider when deciding how their kids get to school.
It really does depend on where you live in the US. There was no way I was going to walk to school because it was 8 miles away.
I used to walk to school. It was a couple of miles. No it was not in a snow storm (a lot of people would use this to guilt their kids, most of the time they are full of s**t). Now everyone is paranoid of the child molester kidnapping their kids. this is wrong. Most molestors know their victim so the stranger kidnapper is rare, Many districts have buses for students who are not in walking distance.
We are a lot bigger of a country. Our cities have mass transit and you can walk to anything. Sometimes in the suburbs there are places within walking distance .
Do any of the people complaining about this realize how big the US is? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4857126/The-11-U-S-states-bigger-UK.html
The US is 3.797 million mi². Many of our states are larger than some countries. I lived in Washington, it takes about 7 hours to drive across the state going 60 mph (about 96 kph). I live about 4 miles to the nearest retail stores. Certain areas are zoned for residential and others for commerical. We have a bus system but a 10 minute drive would take an hour by bus.
Load More Replies...Offering full-time employees anything less than 28 days of paid holidays per year - it's not only socially unacceptable - it's illegal!
In Germany I get a basic of 30 days of paid leave annually (at my job at least) and up to four additional days since I'm working in a shift system.
I have been working full time for 20 years. I have had exactly ONE week of paid vacation. Every other time I've taken off work, I've had to scrimp and save for months, so that I can afford to take the unpaid time off. For example, every time we visited my partner's mom across the country over the last 5 years, it took every penny we'd saved for the year just to afford plane tickets and missing work for a week. I f*cking hate this country, AND YES I *WOULD* F*CKING LEAVE IF THAT WERE AT ALL POSSIBLE!
Hey if you're talking about the U.S. our Republican Party has repeatedly fought to make it illegal for some states to even raise the minimum wage and increase other benefits such as holidays. The stranglehold that party has had in this country is behind most of the posts in this article.
I'm in Canada, I've worked for my company for 10 years and I get 3 weeks vacation, plus we get a "flex" account we can buy up to two more weeks of vacation with. So I have to buy two weeks in order to have 5 weeks off.
It is legal in the US. There is no legally mandatory annual leave allowance.
What holidays do they get off to be able to have 28? Grandparents day? Puppy Day?
paid vacation, to use when you want. i get 6 weeks paid vacation (plus holidays) every year.
Load More Replies...In UK I get 25 paid holidays a year (plus bank holidays) plus our company has just started allowing us to "buy" 5 more holidays (essentially means extra 5 days unpaid) per year. . .well they did just before Covid hit. They cancelled the extra days for that reason this year.
Bragging about how expensive something was. In the US "this is a $100 shirt" ...smug face In the UK "can you believe I got this whole suit for £25!" ...smug face
Most of my friends group brag about how little we paid due to a sale or buying at a thrift store! You love my shirt? "Thanks I paid $1.25!!!"
Load More Replies........this isn't a thing......at all......we brag bout big pockets in dresses.
Im not in both (but I’m neither American nor English). I’d rather pay good money for good, long-lasting quality produced without children work.
Angela Barnes has a bit where she talks about how she (and friends from her area) will drop in the price and place where they got it when complimented. Then she drops it later into her routine - "Now this shirt - 15 pounds, Primark..."
Not all Americans will spend $100 on a shirt and be proud of it. I won't spend that much on a dress shirt. I know that sometimes when you do spend that much on a shirt, you're getting a better shirt, but to me, the cheap ones are fine.
Despite some of the more superficial cultural differences between the US and the UK, both nations appear to care about pretty much the same issues.
“The research showed a high degree of shared concern about global issues among young people in both countries with poverty, extremism/terrorism, and climate change as the top factors chosen by young people in both the US and UK,” the British Council found. “The research suggests the relationship between the two countries is at root a cultural as much as a political phenomenon, and viewed in those terms it is indeed special.”
Labelling the winner of a sports tournament that only your country plays as ‘World Champions’ Calling Football ‘Soccer’
We're not the only ones doing that. No one seems to blink at the audacity of the Miss Universe beauty contest, where Earth seems to win every time.
What, beauty contests are still a thing?!?? Glad no one cares about that where I'm from, then
Load More Replies...Sure, it's just that Aussie Rules championship winners aren't referred to as World Champions.
Load More Replies...I'm American and always thought soccer should be called football cuz you only use your feet. Football you mainly throw the ball, so 'handball' should be the name
Right! In soccer/football you use your feet. Makes sense to call it football.
Load More Replies...The Brits were the ones to coin the term "soccer" for association football.
I agree, why does the US think they have the fuc*ing right to call themselves the "world championships" of American Football. And what the fu*k is Soccer, get a life, it's football.
Hang on! They say World Champions in American Football? Do any other countries play American football?
Load More Replies...I love it when Brits get funny over the term Soccer. YOU invented the word. Your weird slang term stuck in most other English speaking (Empire anyone?) countries.
And now it's played under FIFA rules guess what one of the F's stand for
Load More Replies...Soccer is an abbreviation for Association football. My understanding is that a student (William Webb Ellis, legend has it) from a famous English school called Rugby once picked up the ball and ran with it and thus invented the game known as Rugby; then Americans started playing it in full body armour and some called it Gridiron. Meanwhile in Australia was developed Australian Rules football, also known as aerial ping-pong or cross-country ballet, where players kick the ball vast distances and others catch it. All of these games (and Gaelic football, whatever that is) are called "football" in various parts of the world.
A rubber in England is not the same as a rubber in the US.
In the UK, a durex is (or used to be) a condom. In Australia, it's sticky tape. Best not to get them confused.
In what part of Australia is a rubber sticky tape? I'm an Aussie and this is news to me. lol. In Brissy we used rubber interchangeably as either eraser or condom depending on the context.
Load More Replies...So, wouldn't judging someone for not knowing your nation's dialect be bad? That's what we're told on BP about Americans....
I agree, it's stupid to say that different words for things in another culture is "infuriating". It's a word. There are LOTS of those that are different elsewhere
Load More Replies...I called erasers rubbers growing up, but the meaning changed somewhere along the way.
Gaps in bathroom stalls
Except China, where you sometimes won't have a stall at all :I
Load More Replies...You aren’t really supposed to stand there and watch...
Load More Replies...A combination of prioritizing anti-drug measures over privacy and hostile architecture designed to reduce use of the restroom.
Load More Replies...Those horizontal gaps where you can only see the feet are not worse. Vertical gaps of about an inch are.
The gap provides visibility in case a person inside is in some kind of distress. It also helps first responders, who could pull the occupant out without having to break down the door. Also provides just enough of a dent in privacy to make any kind of undesirable public behavior—like sexual activity or drug use—less practical. Remember—if you’re mildly uncomfortable in a public stall, that’s the point. And if you collapse from the fumes of the previous occupant, at least someone will be able to see you.
If someone has collapsed on the floor in the cubical then a large gap allows the door to be opened because the doors generally open inwards.
Load More Replies...We don't understand this one either. It's just one of many examples of poor design.
Ironically, the actual term ‘special relationship’ sees very little use in the US, primarily being a British way of categorizing the tight bonds between the two nations. However, this doesn’t change the fact that both countries are very much skipping along arm-in-arm, primarily admiring each other’s cultural output (leaving politics a secondary concern).
Making tea in a microwave.
Canadian here. The idea of microwaved “tea” distressed me greatly
Load More Replies...Is that really normal in the US? I've lived here my whole life and never seen this done.
As an American, I confess that am guilty of this…but no more as I’ve purchased a proper kettle and have put an end to the misuse full stop. Now, I use the micro for what is intended…popcorn.
Ooooo! popcorn. But I must admit, to me stove popped corn tastes better. However I will never turn down microwave popcorn.
Load More Replies...I would love to blind taste-test someone that denounces this. Warm up water in a microwave vs kettle (or whatever they think is "right") and then dip the tea bag in and let them taste. I'll give ya $100 out of my wallet if you convince me you can taste a difference.
It depends on the cleanliness of the microwave. Unless brand new, only used to heat water, you may not have an issue. Even microwaves that look spick and span have odors that end up in the heated water.
Load More Replies...Unpopular opinion: I don't want a kettle... I don't like things sitting on my stove and don't really have room in my kitchen for something that large that has one job - to warm water. I like tea and will microwave the water in a pinch, but generally save drinking it for when I'm at work and can get hot water straight from the coffee machine.
Do you own a toaster? Or, is this actually a reaction to feeling gas-lit when people tell you they can taste the difference between microwave or kettle tea? I can't tell the difference myself, and don't like tea for that matter, but lots of things in the house and kitchen require hot water, and I use my electric kettle daily....
Load More Replies...When my Brit friends were visiting, they were horrified when the waiter took their credit card to swipe back at the terminal. This made them REALLY uncomfortable.
Why? If you know there was a transaction on your credit card, then you would know where or who it came from. You can probably then accuse the person who last did it. I mean it's not that hard to call your credit card company and dispute a charge that was not from you. Or your credit card company would see something amiss and notify you. Are you really going to go and look over the shoulder of a waiter who swipes your cc everytime you go out to eat? If you're so paranoid about that, stay home and cook your own meals then.
Load More Replies...Never let your card out of your sight, unless you're happy for it to be cloned!
I'm in Canada, and, at no time is one's credit card out of one's own possession. All restaurants, all stores and all everything that uses credit, have the machine right at the desk, or, in the case of restaurants, have portable machines that go from table to table. A few years ago, at a seminar in the US, I had to give my credit card to a waiter, and it made me uncomfortable to do so. A month later, I apparently went for cosmetic surgery for $4,000 in a city I've never been to and played pool in a pool hall in the same town. So now, even if a US waiter wants to walk off with my card, I'm walking right along with him.
I've griped about this before and said I refuse to give my business to any restaurant who does this. The managers always act like I'm the crazy one for not wanting to expose myself to their staff duplicating my card. I say, screw those managers and restaurants.
I have been giving my card to service workers to swipe for 25 years and never had my info stolen that way. I have also worked in multiple bars and restaurants and have never seen or heard of a fellow employee stealing anyone's CC info.
I've heard of it once. But to be fair, the entire establishment was crooked. the owners scammed free rent for 2 years, it was part of the lease- whenever a restaurant or whatever opens up a lease, it's not uncommon for the landlord to let them have a period where they only paid rent if they were profitable. the bar owners cooked the books and then when the period was up, filed bankruptcy the day before eviction hit. Also, just to point out, there's protections on your card, if somebody does clone it, you're not liable, and the credit company will absolutely go after them. Also, with chips, one-swipe=one transaction, so, yeah.
Load More Replies...I'm from the US and my family and I spent a few months in Ireland and Scotland a couple years back. Took me a while to get used to paying at the table with the little credit card machine. Makes good sense, though. I will say I've never had any problems/fraud in the US where they take your card away.
Had a waitress do this to me with my debit card at a Ritz of all places. When she brought it back I asked how she managed to take payment without my PIN. She said she used the interac Visa numbers on the card. I was so freaked out by the whole experience I had my bank deactivate that feature the next day.
You dont need to enter your pin on restaurant POS systems. You authrize via signature not pin.
Load More Replies...Cutting lines for things, I’ve seen some people when going to Disney world trying to cut lines for random reasons. Queueing in the uk is like our national sport
Queue jumpers should be automatically frogmarched to the end of the line.
It is not acceptable to cut the line. People who do that are assholes.
It's like the post about the guy's yard. It's the old entitlement thing. Quick pass should have a separate line to avoid conflict.
The only reason I can imagine this happening is if they have a FAST Pass which you can pay extra to get. Just because you see something happening once or twice in a given country doesn't mean it's "normal" to do so. People don't just randomly go around jumping in lines h America or anywhere else, no one would tolerate that.
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My (British) partner & I (American) were in London, running late to meet our friends. Just as we get to the tube station, I see our train has just pulled in; we haul ass across platform and I yell, “HOLD THE DOOR.” Someone does, we make the train, I don’t see a problem. My partner, by contrast, is mortified. This was 4-5 years ago & he is still mortified. Apparently we were meant to just...let the train leave? Without us?? & wait for the next one???
On the tube, there's absolutely no reason to "hold the door". The next one will be in in a few minutes, and you will just be a little late. By holding, everyone on the train will be late, and there is actually a possibility that it travels down the line, delaying several trains.
This is a major no no in the UK. Lots of tutting on the tube if you do this.
Ah, tutting. If that was an Olympic sport, Team GB would win go.d every time!!
Load More Replies...Yes, you should have waited. It's inconsiderate for all the people as this can cause delays. It can also be dangerous. In Belgium you can be fined if you do that.
Yes, because holding the door means the train does not leave on time, which means it will arrive late for the next stop - which has repercussions for other people. The tubes is almost always on time because people generally wait for a few minutes for the next one instead of delaying it.
So f**k everyone else, as long as you're not delayed right? That sounds very American to me!
Asking people to hold the door is only ok if the next tube is more than a couple of minutes away, or it's the last train of the night.
I agree. In america the wait for trains is much longer, so that is why people tend to hold doors more often. I have had to wait 45 minutes for a train before, just because i barely missed the one I was trying to make.
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Asking new neighbors, "Have you found a church yet?"
Thereby identifying themselves as neighbours you might want to avoid
Ahw my fave church in the world (I'm an atheist). This is the church in a tiny Icelandic town where I lived: Seydisfjordur
I want to convert it to my house. The style with that background...
Load More Replies...Answer that you've just joined, The Church of Satan. That'll shut em up!
Also tell them you prefer to worship naked in the garden.
Load More Replies...And the look of horror as said neighbors find out you don't go to church or participate in organized religion.
Told a couple of LDS missionaries I dont follow any religion because the last church I was in spoke in tounges and brought out live rattlesnakes
Load More Replies...I mean, I'm a Christian so I'd expect my family to ask me that when I move, but I would never ask that of my new neigbours.
Huge portion sizes. Kids meal in U.S is like a adult meal in U.K.
That was a great mobie that changed my perspective about all that jazz.
Load More Replies...About 3 years ago I decided to lose weight. I've kept it off since then, and it's hard to eat out because of the size of meals here. I look at the menu at some restaurants and one meal has all the calories recommended for a day. No wonder I was fat.
That's an In-N-Out order there that you are disparaging. We invaded Iraq for less.
I don't know, I'm an American who lives in Germany and some places here offer some really huge plates as a "normal" portion that I can't even eat half of
But Bratwurst, Currywurst and Kartoffeln count as water, like liter Bier.
Load More Replies...In restaurants the portions are usually 1/2 size more than you can eat in one setting. OK if you ask for to go box.
What’s your opinion about the relationship between the US and the UK, dear Readers? What, in your opinion, makes this relationship between the two special? What do you think are the main cultural differences between Americans and Brits? Let us know what you think in the comment section below. We’d absolutely love to get your take on this, especially if you’re currently living in the US or the UK.
I was in Japan once and there was a vending machine selling beer outside my hotel room. So, being British, I bought a can and went to the elevator where I shared an excruciating couple of minutes with two American business men. They were horrified at my early day drinking, and I at their willingness to express this.
What's particularly wrong with day drinking? I mean, night won't reduce your drunkenness
True, but the stupid and embarrassing stuff you do is less visible at night.
Load More Replies...Having one beer shouldn't be something to frown upon. It's just one beer. I suppose it depends on what relation one has towards alcohol. Some can have just one beer and some can't. Some drink alcohol only when they want to get drunk so their mind is set on alcohol = getting drunk, while somethinks alcohol = I choose one beer/glass of wine/ one drink to relax and don't need to have a second or more drinks. I was one of those who couldn't stop at one drink so I've chosen to not drink alcohol at all however I do enjoy alcohol free beer occasionally. We're all different and shouldn't judge one and others drinking habits. Just my 2 p.
I work in London and if you go out for lunch with colleagues it is totally acceptable to grab a beer or a glass of wine with the meal. The thing is, people wouldn't really get drunk at these things... well, most of the time.
Um... you were not in an elevator with American businessmen that judged YOU for day drinking., Maybe 2 Mormon missionaries. But no adult male American professional would be even mildly shocked at someone drinking during the day time.
well, no judging here... but many Brits have quite early drinking habits for most of the world
As a Brit in the US, this is a fun one! Pharmaceutical adverts on the TV are still weird af to me The length and frequency of commercial breaks in general on TV is shocking Low hanging fruit, but anything relating to child beauty pageants just makes me feel physically sick Here's a nice one: taking 20+ minutes to help a complete stranger who is struggling with something. The amount of times a total stranger has stopped to assist me or someone I know? Y'all really make my heart melt!
This happens in the UK too. I am a woman and I traveled by train with a suitcase too heavy for me to lift and always some lovely man immediately assisted me with getting on and off.
As a woman I will always hold open door for someone carrying packages, man or woman or other.
Load More Replies...Here's my opinion on child beauty pageants: F**k off! Why do these exist?!
I agree - it feels like a big festival for paedophiles.
Load More Replies...Child beauty pageants are absolutely disgusting and should be banned for sexualizing little girls.
in italian is forbidden (permitted only for those you can buy without receipe but is still considered bad to promote a medicine)
I miss the days when pharma ads just weren't a thing. I also hate opening a magazine, or a website, and seeing pharma ads. ARGH.
You know America is going through a pretty shitty time right now .. And with the pandemic there's global depression and grief too.. How about we post a few articles about cool, interesting, fun positive stuff about America? Back to back articles about how weird/awful the usa is, thats harmful. You know.. build people up?
Amy, you could start this off if you wanted to. Post something positive and and get people to reply.
Load More Replies...(at 1000% speed) Side effects may include: Trouble breathing, numbness, vomiting, dizziness, coughing, fever, dandruff, constipation, diarrhoea, sudden weight gain, sudden weight loss, sneezing, heartburn, stomach ulcers, dehydration, sweating, itchiness, acne, cataracts, pregnancy, sensitivity to light, decompression sickness, two-tip tummy terrorism, jaundice, insanity, gangrene, trachoma, leprosy, blindness, hearing loss, auditory hallucinations, scabies, rabies, boils under the arms, arrhythmia, pneumonia, seizures, the 1000-year gay, loss of consciousness, bodywide organ failure, hysteria, death, and a lack of appetite.
Load More Replies...Along with the number of Grammarly adds everywhere.
Load More Replies...Spray on cheese
What is this abomination you speak of? I believe there are lots of things suitable for spray on, but cheese? I mean, it's CHEESE, for Heaven's sake! How can you use the term "spray on" and the word "cheese" in the same sentence even?
I just subconsciously clapped my hand over my mouth. What kind of apocalyptic chemical nightmare fuel is this now?
🤢 i've never had it but i do think I won't want to have it anytime soon
Addressing a stranger as ‘Sir’
To me, this sounds like a good style. How would you address a stranger in the UK?
Address a stranger? are you mad? why would anyone want to do that?!
Load More Replies...That’s how I address men and women get hello miss/ms it’s polite and I’m in the uk
Absolute nonsense entry. It's the way your bank director will address a male, and police officers are instructed to address most males to maintain distance (as opposed to address the drugged/unruly as 'mate').
But that's Ian Mckellan he is a sir lol. I would call a stranger sir or madam or miss, and I know ppl from the UK who use same?
Like excuse me Sir, do you have the time/do you know where the train station Is?
Load More Replies...I'm Canadian. Was always taught you address as Sir or Ma'am. Be polite until given reason to be otherwise.
Informally, as a UK citizen, I always address a man that I don’t know as 'sir', in a pub the landlord is a 'squire'. However, if someone has done something kind to me, it then becomes 'cheers mate', thanks, take care'. Politeness.
Responding to work emails while on leave/vacation.
I fear this one may be culturally appropriated - I'm in the UK and have worked for people who have done this, and been "encouraged" to do this myself. I have offered once (but that was because it was a big, serious project, and my time off was looking after the MIL's house for two days and I was BORED!)
Those should be rated as home-office and not count as holidays.
Load More Replies...I actually suffered a great deal of anxiety a few years ago because of work, and had to install an app that stopped Outlook from notifying me of an incoming email outside of work hours. When I go on a vacation, I always say I will have no access to email, or I will not be checking email. If I'm on a stay-cation, I might do an email or two for something urgent, but even then, I'll make it clear I'm not doing more than that.
If I have to deal with work, I put that time down as work hours. Basically, If I'm not being paid for my work, I'm not doing it. Period.
Not a chance even on my days off, even as a manager, I put the auto-reply on my email and tell them to speak to my equivalent and when I will be back, and work-phone is OFF.
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high fructose corn syrup
What else should we do with all this corn we grow? Feed the world? Bio-fuel these machines? Nope. Lets make something like sugar, but way worse for you.
There is a difference between white Karo corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup. White Karo is good for pecan pie. High fructose corn syrup is only used in commercial food products, not in the kitchen. And yes, it is really bad to put in your body.
That's because our government has a massive stake in farms, corn farms to be exact. Of course they want us addicted to that crap. It really depresses me because I don't feel there's much we can do to change this.
I hate it, too. It's just a way to subsidize the big farming corporations.
Chanting the acronym of your country at any given opportunity.
I think whoever said this believes the media too much. Most Americans don’t do this
International hockey game: Ca na da!! Ca na da!! Even when we're not in the game. 😆
I think this is partly myth. Other than Trump rallies and the 1980 US-USSR hockey games.... And I've never in my fifty years of life chanted USA, but I have yelled, "YEAH! US women's hockey just won!" I hope that's okay wit hthe world, that I cheer on my nation at the Olympics? ;-P
I’ve never understood this about my fellow Murcans. It’s just weird.
I think this is only done in 'new' countries who need to keep reminding themselves who they are.
I don’t know how common it actually is there, but going fucking wild at the cinema during a hugely popular film like Avengers: Endgame or a Star Wars film. There’s a bunch of videos on YouTube of the audience reactions to various big franchise films and I don’t know how anybody lasts more than a few minutes in that room. When I saw The Force Awakens, like two people half-heartedly cheered when the title screen came up and then someone immediately told them to shut up.
While talking about american cinemas, why don't they have seat reservation? In Sweden, we book in advance, choosing our seats by how many we are, where the screen is and availability.
I felt relief when it was over. Haven't watched any of the Disney trilogy ever again.
Load More Replies...What movie did they attend? I don’t watch kids movies in theaters due to unruly kids, but aside from funny moments we laugh and scary moments we jump or scream I’ve never seen this
I think it's cool. Long time ago I saw moonstruck in my italian neighborhood and when movie started with "that's amore" every one in the theater started singing
I'm in Canada, and watching Endgame on opening night in a packed thatre that was cheering and crying was an AMAZING experience. It was honestly one of the most fun experiences of my life.
Refuse a drink to a grown-ass taxpaying 20 year old
That can go and enlist and fight a war in some distant country so the sons. and daughters of the ones who make these stupid laws don't have to.
That grown-ass tax paying 20 year old is still living in mom's house and playing video games at 3am. With how delayed maturity has become over the past 30 years, 21 is still very generous.
I was in the military at 18 so I was serving and paying taxes not playing video games at 3am. I was guaring the bomber that kept you safe
Load More Replies...Weird; a grown-ass 20 year old refering to himself as 'grown-ass' No drinky for you 'til you're an adult.
Saying "grown ass" to mean their whole body is grown up, not just that they have a huge a**e.
We have weird age restrictions - you can join the army at 17 but aren't legally and adult yet. Drive at 16, drink at 21, smoke weed in a lot of places at 21 unless there's a med card - even then can't buy on your own til 18. Can't rent a car or a hotel room until 25 - so... All for one and one for all - make 16 or 18 the legal age for everything and then shut up and get out of the way.
Never had a problem getting a hotel room after 18 yrs old
Load More Replies...You can vote or join the armed forces to fight other people's disagreements but you better not have a beer! So so stupid.
Telling me how much the tip is going to be.
Tipped works have a lower minimum wage, yes, but if their tips don't bring them up to the minimum wage of non-tipped workers, their boss has to do it for them. They will make at least the normal minimum wage. However, that's not enough to make a living in the US, which is why there's such a push to increase it.
Load More Replies...No, but it’s polite. I always tip 20 percent
Load More Replies...Here is my take on American tipping. I've lived in 3 countries on 3 different continents and have experience 3 vastly different tipping cultures. The American tipping culture in my opinion is born out of "legal yet criminally" low wages getting paid to service industry staff. I would not feel comfortable knowing my waiter/waitress is getting paid 3 dollars or less(depending on amount of tables they are juggling) to serve me and my family. Added to this is I consider service jn the US to be of a generally very high standard. So if I'm prepared to eat out I feel obligated to tip. The take home! PAY WORKERS A LIVING WAGE AND STOP THE EXPLOITATION OF THE AMERICAN WORKER!
There should be no such thing as tip. The boss, whoever it is, should pay their workers a living wage and everyone’s happy
And you could still offer your server a few coins if you felt like it. Just because.
Load More Replies...I've never been to a country where tipping isn't done because the staff is paid like a normal worker, but I can see major advantages in this as I see way too often where people here don't tip at all or poorly. Many don't understand wait staff wages here are not minimum wage and no one can survive at any level on what they make without tips.
Gratuity is usually only included for large parties or some very high end restaurants. Lumping in coffee shop/counter service employees to tipped work is criminal though.
If they do that, that's all they will get. If they don't, I will usually give more. Like it will say, "A gratuity of 15% will be added to bills for parties of 8 or more." You get 15% even though I might have tipped 20%. Also, in some places, they can't force you to pay that. You can decline to pay it if you felt the service wasn't good enough.
Not wanting to call for an ambulance if hurt
Hell, for what they charge just for an ambulance ride, I wouldn't call foran ambulance unless my insides had become my outsides.
As stated before, the charge is enough to deter most. Then there's the attitude of some of the EMT's. Keep in mind too, they charge even if they DON"T transport you. Yes, they charge just for showing up and doing nothing.
Every old person is like this here, they don't like to "bother anyone" not for the same reasons as our friends across the pond.
"No need for an ambulance, just hand me my leg and needle and thread an I'll fix it myself". But seriously American HC almost seems constructed to ruin lives.
Anything taking over an hour to get to being a "short trip"
Well sure, when a drive across your entire country takes an afternoon, driving an hour to see a movie would seem long.
I think that's a size difference thing. It takes a lot longer for us to get from our East coast to our West coast than it does in the UK, so our perspective is skewed.
This goes along with the earlier comment about not walking places. Depending on the size of the community going to shop maybe at least an hour trip. If you don't want to buy clothing at Walmart in my town, you will have to drive at least an hour. We are in a rural area. Some rural communities you'll be driving much further if your local market can't meet your needs.
Chatting with a stranger on the street. I do it all the time. My best friend is English. It horrifies him. I said “how do you meet new people, like to date?” “Oh, we get positively trashed in a pub and then it can happen.”
As an American, I first learned this on Bored Panda! That Americans are the only people who talk to strangers. I thought that people talk to strangers in every country that I’ve ever been in. It’s only now that I think back and wonder if it was really only just me engaging strangers in other countries in conversations and them humoring me by politely talking back?
We Aussies talk to complete strangers all the time.
Load More Replies...There are Brits that chat to strangers on the street, honestly, just probably not the ones that live in cities? I call them pavement friends, people I only meet out and about, and I don't know where they actually live.
I like the openminded manner of Americans. When waiting in a line, I like to chat to strangers, too. I think it lightens the day to have a nice, short chat and being kind to people.
We swipe left or right. XD after were done dating our school. Or a friend of a friend of a friend. ect.
This is a thing in Canada as well. I do it all the time, North America, an entire continent of extroverts...lol
Half this post is not exclusively American behaviour. I'm not American but have lived here for 5 yrs. There is a trend going around right now about people pointing out all weird American behaviours. When in reality every country in the world could probably have a similar trend if the rest of the world decided it was fun to do. And don't get me wrong I think American is F****d up in more ways than one but she still does do a hellavu lot of good.
My well traveled room mates (two men) spent many nights in homes they were invited to by strangers. They'd meet someone on a train or plane and suddenly a home was open to them. Sometimes being American pays off.
I'm a Brit and talk to strangers. I am a little strange myself and live with depression. I make myself socialise when at the supermarket (so I can say I have socialised) and can escape after a short chat
Chatting casually at the lift.
Isn't it always casual? I mean, I don't schedulle mine :D
Load More Replies...In the USA people do not chit chat in the elevator...we stare at the numbers as they light up indicating what level we are...in total silence.
Is it not awkward for you guys to stand their with a stranger? What about making eye contact?
To cover up the awkwardness of being squished together in a tiny box is my theory.
Not pronouncing the 'h' in 'herbs'.
And the extra “I” in aluminium : ) and I heard a new one recently that I am not sure about. Americans pronounce “router” to rhyme with “outer” but I recently heard someone on the Beeb say it rhyming with “scooter” Is that how it is said in British English? I couldn’t even focus on the rest of the story because I kept thinking... “ did he say rooter?”
Most English speaking countries in Africa, also Australia, New Zealand and former British colonies, territories, dominions and protectorates pronounce it "rooter" What I don't understand is why Americans say "root 66" not Rout 66(like out) if you guys pronounce Route (as in out)
Load More Replies...I think all English speakers should accept that none of us, even within a single Anglophone nation, pronounce identically, and stop dissing each other.
It may be that they don't want "route" (the way somewhere) to sound the same as "root" (a sexual encounter/to have sex). That doesn't explain people apparently "rooting" for a sporting team.
Not horrifying but pausing a show or event to ask members of the military to stand up for an applause would be weird over here.
Τhey create wars on the other side of the world, send people over there to kill and be killed and then welcome them back as heroes who defended their country...
Τhey create wars on the other side of the world, send [other] people's [children] over there to kill and be killed and then welcome them back as heroes who defended their country.. TIFIFY.
Load More Replies...It is horrifying. Its rabid nationalism dressed up as patriotism. And it's a way to keep fighting wars by not questioning the war itself and who it benefits because "you gotta support the troops, don't you?" No, you don't. They are not forced or conscripted. They are volunteers. And if you say they need to as the only means to afford an education, it just gives me another reason for how f****d up and horrifying the whole thing is.
The fake enthusiasm that everyone knows is fake but everyone buys into and plays along with. I'm Irish but work for a company that has a very large UK client and a very large US client and I don't really see that fake enthusiasm coming from the Brits. You might get the odd person but everyone will just think they're a wanker where as with the yanks it's on a whole other level. Gets pretty dry when absolutely everything is "awesome".
In the USA, Southerners take offense at being referred to as Yanks.
Load More Replies...You mean when the CEO gets onstage to do one of those Steve Jobs-style TED talks, and the employees gush & glow like it's a high school pep rally? Yeah, most of us hate those too, but we know we're being watched and evaluated.
I've only ever been to a single pep rally. I skipped all the rest. Also, I'm the guy with the stones to heckle the CEO. It's not like they're going to know who I am, and anybody who does won't admit it, because they're probably my boss, and sometimes, s**t really does roll up hill.
Load More Replies...As an American, I struggle with the fakeness all the time. Why do it? What does it achieve? People know you aren't really that excited about something so why put on a show? It is not genuine and makes me not trust you.
Awesome lost it's luster and has become "Isn't that nice?". Many overly enthusiastic people are under the mistaken belief that, that is what you want to hear. Call them on it. They probably think it's helping.
Yep, we started to deal with an big American company and I have to speak to them occasionally, they can be very grating and it tires you out.
What? I am so confused as to what I am reading...people are actually COMPLAINING that Americans are too "enthusiastic", smile too much, customer service is too happy and eager to help, and we *gasp* actually talk to our fellow humans that we may not know? And all of that is supposed to be negative somehow? So we need to be more dour, negative, ignore anyone we dont know, frown more, and speak rudely? Huh? I am not getting the issue here??
No its more that to us, the enthusiasm can come across as insincere at times, for example in customer service. Americans are a friendly folk though, dont ever lose that, its lovely
Load More Replies...interestingly, I never use 'perfect!' in a non-ironic sense.
Load More Replies...Talking so loud that everyone within 100 meters can hear what you are saying. Whooping. Just don't Chad, you aren't on a bucka-roo now. Listing your positive qualities like you are in a job interview, but in a normal conversation. You must only speak ill of yourself.
When I went to Venice, which seemed to have an awful lot of loud American tourists, listening to their conversations in restaurants was our entertainment. I would call it eavesdropping, but they were so loud it was impossible not to hear.
I thought Italians were generally loud talkers, too. My father's family is Serbian and when they all used to get together, i had to practically cover my ears
Load More Replies...I'm American and I can't stand this. I've literally left restaurants because I couldn't hear myself or my wife (sitting across the table from me) talk. It's as bad or worse with cell phones.
it's terrible. restaurants are actually taking measures to not deaden sound, so it sounds 'livelier'. Which is just a great way to create an unholy din and drive people away.
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Americans will ask 'How ya doing?' but not really expect an answer.
I mean this goes both ways though. In UK countryside, they ask “Are you all right?” And I’m always taken aback like, “shouldn’t I be?”
This happens in the UK too. "Hi, y'alright?" should be answered with "Yeah, you?", then "Fine thanks" or similar.
does anybody really want a dissertation of all the medical ailments they're dealing with- particularly those of their aging relatives, and how Sue is dating another total piece of trash, again.
Load More Replies...This one bothers me, too. It's a pointless question that doesn't actually want an honest answer. I wish all service people would start with, "Hi, what can I get you?" You really think the person stopping in for coffee at 7am on their way to work really wants to hear, "How are you?" by the person standing between them and their coffee? No. They just want their coffee so they can start to feel human.
Then there are people you don't dare ask because they'll tell you...in great detail.
I get weirded out that store clerks, food workers, etc. are required to say "How are you today?" Why? They aren't really interested in your answer and they are not a therapist. No one in their right mind is going to say they are not good or well, so why bother?
when I was a cashier, it happened occasionally. I usually took it as an opportunity to make their day suck less. I don't know that I ever succeed, mind you, but pretty sure I never made their day worse, either.
Load More Replies...Naming your child Randy. British people ITT: wait, people don't really name their child Randy, do they? Americans: what's wrong with Randy?
You can google these but they are real names: Randy Bender and Willie Stroker. ;) Yes I'm being a child.
It means horny. (The son of the Queen, Andrew, used to be nicknamed "randy Andy" because he was quite a womanizer in his younger years.)
Load More Replies...They don't name them Randy, like Winston Churchill, they name them Randolph.
: ) We used to name children F***y too! And D**k... and John Thomas... where’s your mind? : )
the Famous 5 (adventure stories for kids) by Enid Blyton had characters called Aunt F***y and a kid called D**k. Even in the UK it makes kids chuckle these days.
Load More Replies...Short for Randolph, apparently - but that doesn't really answer the question.
As I found out is done in another thread the other day "eating sandwiches without butter on the bread" being from the UK this horrifies me.
What if it’s a bacon and eggs sandwich? Would you add butter?? I wouldn’t
Load More Replies...Wait, so y'all would actually put butter on a PB&J?! No offense, that sounds kinda gross. (I'm American)
We don't eat PB&J, The states is the only place that does as far as we can tell! But if we did... Hell yeah we would! If the bread isn't buttered, it's not a sandwich and we're not eating it.
Load More Replies...So, if you have a say a tuna sandwich you would add butter to it as well? Or does the butter depend on the type of sandwich?
...I only put butter on my bread if i'm just eating the bread by itself
American bread is packed with fats and sugar so they don't really need plastic spread as well
Coming from the perspective of a British guy, your style of customer service. Not universally, but very commonly, it’s way too over the top for us.
The US knows how to do customer service properly. Sure, it may be a little over the top at times, but it's better than being treated like s**t by some teenager who's more interested in their phone or gossip with their colleagues, when all you want to do is give then money!
Maybe a happy middleground could be found, where people are genuinely helpful, instead of either being surly, or sounding/acting like they'd suck my w**g for spending a buck in their store...
Load More Replies...I don't know about that. I had a Brit call me one day by accident because the number listed on the internet was wrong and I got out the phone book and got him the number of the place he actually needed and he was very appreciative of my extra effort even though it wasn't my job nor was he my customer. It never hurts to be nice to people.
It's hard to be anything else when your bosses tell you to keep smiling, the customer is always right and you have to restrain yourself everyday of relieving a button-pushing a**hole from his right to breathe.
Honestly, I'm also very uncomfortable with it. Please just let me shop in silence.
We just don't put up with that "customer is always right" crap, respect is a two thing and anyone who talks to shop workers like I've seen some "Karens" talk to them would be told to f**k off by the staff, the manager and the rest of the customers. If someone is being crap at their job that's ok to say so but still doesn't give you the right to talk to them like a piece of crap. Remember "Be the inferior of no man, or of any men be superior."
I’ve learned from my British friends that you have to be very careful giving peace signs. If you have your hand facing a certain way, it’s like a “f**k you” in the UK basically, whereas in the US it doesn’t matter which way it’s facing really. Several years ago I sent them a picture with me doing an “incorrect” peace sign and they were appalled
ETA: The offensive version is where your palm is facing inwards
If my memory serves me correctly, the origin of the two-fingered f**k you was this. In the middle ages, English archers were much feared by enemies for their deadly accuracy. When English archers were captured, the French used to cut off their two bow string fingers. In battles, English archers (who hadn't been captured) would stick up their two fingers at the opposing French forces to show they still had them.
Sorry but that's apocryphal. There's no evidence that the french ever cut the fingers of english bowmen. The origins of flicking the V are unknown.
Load More Replies...It's like flipping someone off with an extra finger. The forwards facing peace sign's usage depends on where you are from, not common where I am
I think we Brits are savvy enough to realise that if you ask an American how many sugars they want, and they hold up two fingers the wrong way round, they mean "two sugars" not "F^%# you". If someone holds up two fingers while driving, that means F you.
So, y'all don't flip people the bird? It's an old hand sign, dating back to the Roman era, I believe.
It's called flicking the Vs. Made extra cheeky by sticking your tongue out.
Started with English archers giving the V to the French. "I've got both my fingers so can kill you using my longbow"
Yeah, larned that one early in my marriage. Whoops. Sorry, UK in-laws.
When somebody says you should come to their house sometime, actually going by their house sometime.
In the UK (or Scotland at least), when someone invites you to their house, they mean it and there's gonna be (lotsa) drinking involved.
Load More Replies...i don't want to be offensive so please don't take it like that, i'm just kind of confused? when i went to the uk, people were super outgoing and the comments are basically just telling me otherwise
Asking for a tour of their house. *SHUDDERS*
I am American and yes we do this and yes it’s strange and creepy...
Only wealthy people do this , most of us Americans would rather like it if nobody stopped by and if they do just stay in the room with the door to leave in it. Why would you want everyone walking through your house?
Only if the house is new to you and exciting or you've just renovated it. Otherwise why on earth would I want to see your house?
To know where the bathroom is, the kitchen, where the drinks are, etc.
Load More Replies...Always thought this was pretty normal in the UK because of the show Come Dine With Me - the contestants are always going through each others houses
I would never ask for a tour. I've been given tours and it was because it was new or they renovated and wanted to show it off or in one case their home was very unique and they were proud of it. Otherwise I would think it impolite to ask to tour a home. Shoot, I barely let people in mine unless I've had time to clean.
Saying “hello” when you pass people.
Why not? You can tell if someone is open to a smile or "hi", by looking at them. Well through trial and error you can XD
Not here thank you, you will get strange looks and probably sworn at, we just don't do it, it's not a Brit thing.
Load More Replies...There was a time wee I thought oh how nice that you get to have privacy over time this just seems rude. I have anxiety. Been to the hospital for it but still find in joy in someone passing me by and offering a polite hello or smile. Compliments from ppl who don’t have to can change my whole day and I can’t imagine thinking someone odd for it.
I can appreciate the hi or hello. But please, do not come up to me, a stranger, and say "Smile!" . I've had that happen and in frustration I usually out and out lie and tell them my dog just died. Shuts them.
I say, "I'll smile when you earn the right to learn why I am NOT smiling," and that's horribly b*tchy, but people don't ask me to smile *twice*.
Load More Replies...Let me tell you something, here in the South if you don't say hi to each and every neighbor you pass on the street, you are going to get an earful from your grandma when you get home.
I live in London and nothing explains it better than this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT0ay9u1gg4
Calling "Where's Wally" "Where's Waldo".
It’s short for Walter :) it can also mean someone who’s done something silly. As in, “what did you do that for you Wally?”
Load More Replies...Probably don't call it Wally here because people have flashback of the "Leave it to Beaver" Show.
Did you look it up? Wally became Waldo here, Charlie in France and Walter in Germany. Those are the first few names I found. Each publisher chose what they thought would sell.
strangers asking "where" not if you go to church.
Is this common in the US? I have lived here my whole life and I don’t know that anyone has ever asked me that.
Pretty common in the South. Just say "I don't go to church," and they will judge you silently.
Load More Replies...When someone says, 'make yourself at home' actually making yourself at home
I was meeting a friend at his house one day, but when i got there he was still in the shower. His mum was just heading out and said to make myself at home, so I rearranged her living room to how mine was. My friend was horrified but his mum couldn't stop laughing when she got back
what they actually mean is 'you may come in, you may take off your coat and you may perch uncomfortably on the edge of a chair and I will be with you in a minute'
what I actually mean is, come in, be comfortable... and I only say this to people I like.
Load More Replies...What did they do that offended you so? If someone says "make yourself at home" I would assume they just mean have a seat be comfortable you are welcome here.
okay... how about this? "make yourself at home!" "stands there stiffly and avoids eye contact" "um wtf"
A lot of ice in drinks. My grandfather visited Ireland and asked for ice in his drink. He said the people at the restaurant were confused and gave him two ice cubes.
Yeah. I won't apologize for this. Ice water, Iced Tea, ice in the occasional soda, I want all the ice all the time. And no, you can't have my ice.
Load More Replies...I always ask for no ice. Ice takes up too much room and you have less drink
which is exactly why it's there ... it's all about profit!
Load More Replies...Since we don't have free refills, I want my glass full of what I'm paying for...not ice
In Ireland, the only thing we take away from our science lessons is that ice waters-down your drink.
"Bum bag", not "fanny pack".
in germany we call that "Muschi Beutel" which translates to "pussy bag"
My friend's mum was dating an American, The first time I heard him say 'I'll kick your f***y!' I was like 'WTF??? Mate, you do know a f***y is a vagina right?' He was mortified!
Different countries call the same thing something different, Neither is right or wrong. Get over yourselves.
F***y pack sounds like something that might be needed be a woman who's just given birth
Saying someone has a lot of spunk
First-hand experience, or first hand-experience.
Load More Replies...Spunk means male discharge down here, it was a very common term for it in the 80s
That makes sense, the era of double peak in male homoeroticism and homophobia.
Load More Replies...Talking about money. It's a bad habit of our never to discuss wages.
It's actually very useful to have a reference point to ensure fair pay.
Load More Replies...I have never been asked how much I earn from anyone but lenders
Secrecy around wages is a mindset that only benefits the employer. How else can they get away with screwing people over!
Looking around someone's house and complimenting things
It is SO odd...to see things we were taught to do for politeness; smiling, compliments, being perky and speaking to our fellow citizens ...being condemned?
Load More Replies...I used to be enamored of Brits, now I think they all are a bunch of sourpusses.
It's creepy. I don't wanna have someone wandering around in my apartment pointing out things.
Load More Replies...Is this person wandering around? That would be weird. If they are seated and glancing around the room and happen to see some thing that strikes them as especially pretty or unusual you'd take offense if they complimented it?
Tsk. Honestly did they not read the comments under the 'look at weird Americans" article from like 24 hours ago? Enough pls BP give us a break, or stagger them out. Not every day.
Only just come onto BP today and came straight to the comments section instead of reading the article. ENOUGH ALREADY! Are we going from weekly to daily US bashing now Bored Panda? I downvoted the whole post and I rarely do that. Bored Panda - PACK IT IN.
Load More Replies...Another 'ridiculous/bad/weird Americans' post. We are sick of them. How about making a post of nice things about the US for every time you have made a post of the opposite. It's enough already.
Here's an idea; Things the whole world thinks are weird about the UK! .... I'll start... Blood pudding.
Load More Replies...For me as a Dutch person with several Flemish acquaintances it’s funny to read about these differences. The habits of our two neighboring countries (Netherlands and Flanders) are more or less the same, but we have misunderstanding in expressions sometimes, like buitenwipper (Fl: bouncer, Du: someone having sex outside), aftrekker (Fl: Corkscrew, Du: someone who’s jerking off) and poepen (fl: having sex, du: to defecate), to name the three most shocking ones 😀
See this is great, I liked learning this ^-^ I wonder how the words came to have such different meanings between neighbouring countries
Load More Replies...Having visited the US of As I can share a positive. Americans are very generous. If you have an accent you will be bought drinks in a bar by those who claim to have ancestors from Scotland or Ireland.
And almost everyone in the US has either Irish or Scottish ancestry, or thinks they do! :-D
Load More Replies...Same. Knock it off, BP (and I say this as a non-American myself.)
Load More Replies...This bullshit is so played out. I’m seriously considering leaving the site, it seems like for every entertaining article there’s 5 of these “aMeRiCa BaD” posts.
Here's another list about how the different ways different cultures do things is horrifying and terrible. Please downvote this s**t. Upvote art, upvote kindness, upvote cute and funny animal, upvote comedy.
I downvoted. I have been to the US a few times. Met many US people and most were lovely. Just how you'd expect in any country. A mixed bag but mostly fine. STOP picking on the US Bored Panda - and we KNOW you read the comments. FFS.
Load More Replies...I think all countries have some ridiculous ads, just varies as to product, LOL.
Load More Replies...Tsk. Honestly did they not read the comments under the 'look at weird Americans" article from like 24 hours ago? Enough pls BP give us a break, or stagger them out. Not every day.
Only just come onto BP today and came straight to the comments section instead of reading the article. ENOUGH ALREADY! Are we going from weekly to daily US bashing now Bored Panda? I downvoted the whole post and I rarely do that. Bored Panda - PACK IT IN.
Load More Replies...Another 'ridiculous/bad/weird Americans' post. We are sick of them. How about making a post of nice things about the US for every time you have made a post of the opposite. It's enough already.
Here's an idea; Things the whole world thinks are weird about the UK! .... I'll start... Blood pudding.
Load More Replies...For me as a Dutch person with several Flemish acquaintances it’s funny to read about these differences. The habits of our two neighboring countries (Netherlands and Flanders) are more or less the same, but we have misunderstanding in expressions sometimes, like buitenwipper (Fl: bouncer, Du: someone having sex outside), aftrekker (Fl: Corkscrew, Du: someone who’s jerking off) and poepen (fl: having sex, du: to defecate), to name the three most shocking ones 😀
See this is great, I liked learning this ^-^ I wonder how the words came to have such different meanings between neighbouring countries
Load More Replies...Having visited the US of As I can share a positive. Americans are very generous. If you have an accent you will be bought drinks in a bar by those who claim to have ancestors from Scotland or Ireland.
And almost everyone in the US has either Irish or Scottish ancestry, or thinks they do! :-D
Load More Replies...Same. Knock it off, BP (and I say this as a non-American myself.)
Load More Replies...This bullshit is so played out. I’m seriously considering leaving the site, it seems like for every entertaining article there’s 5 of these “aMeRiCa BaD” posts.
Here's another list about how the different ways different cultures do things is horrifying and terrible. Please downvote this s**t. Upvote art, upvote kindness, upvote cute and funny animal, upvote comedy.
I downvoted. I have been to the US a few times. Met many US people and most were lovely. Just how you'd expect in any country. A mixed bag but mostly fine. STOP picking on the US Bored Panda - and we KNOW you read the comments. FFS.
Load More Replies...I think all countries have some ridiculous ads, just varies as to product, LOL.
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