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Every now and then, we tell a little white lie. Whether it's to make someone feel better, to make ourselves look better, or just something that slips out in the heat of the moment, these small fibs are usually forgotten about after a time. For these unlucky people, however, the lies just kept coming back to haunt them, and slowly consumed their entire existence.
It all started a few days ago, when Reddit user Parmersan asked the Internet what small 'alternative facts' they stated that snowballed into just being 'their life now,' and people's answers didn't disappoint. When you lie about having an illness or 'other plans,' that's your own bed to sleep in. When you lie about liking lavender-scented hand-soap to please your mother-in-law, that's taking one for the team. When someone calls you Steve and you're too awkward to correct them? Well, that's just sad.
Whatever boat you've gotten yourself into by lightly bending the truth, we're sure you'll find at least one story below that resonates. Be sure to vote for your favorites, and remember - the truth will set you free.
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#1
I was a new graduate student freshly arrived in the US and very poor, and I couldn't afford a laptop, so the only way I could communicate with my family was to hit up the library and use a public computer to email with them. Eventually my girlfriend back home wanted to skype, and I wanted a little privacy for this if you know what I mean, so I set about finding the most private computer available to me in the library. On a recon mission the day before the Skype, I located a single computer in a conference room and the next morning got up at 7am to account for the time difference and walked into the conference room with my eyes totally focused on the computer. I'd actually walked most of the way in before I realized there was a group of people around the conference table having a ridiculously early morning meeting. The guy at the head of the table, apparently thinking I'd showed up for the meeting and that I was heading towards him, handed me a paper that said "agenda" and said he was so glad a graduate student had shown up, then launched into the most incomprehensible talk about electrodes and chemistry. Meanwhile I know my girlfriend is sitting halfway around the world thinking we're going to have sexy time Skype and I'm blowing her off and I'm feeling desperate. But everything I knew about US culture was only based on movies, so I have no idea if I can just apologize and leave or what. I miserably sat down for the incomprehensible meeting, rehearsing all the excuses I can give my girlfriend when we talk later. I was barely paying attention. Eventually questions were directed at me and I confess that I'm a new grad student and I don't know much about the equipment they're talking about. Everyone excitedly tells me all about it and I still don't totally understand what they mean, except I'm starting to get that they're going on a research expedition to [an insanely exciting inaccessible dangerous place] and they're building a piece of equipment to bring with them. By the end of the meeting I am part of the project. 6 months later I am in [an insanely exciting inaccessible dangerous place] helping to operate this equipment. I appear briefly in the background of a Discovery Channel documentary (only black guy within hundreds of miles so easy to spot). I happily transfer to this other lab and this other field for my fully paid and stipended PhD. I am considered a real go getter, mainly based on my arrival at an early morning meeting no one else wanted to attend. New major, new field, new life because I was too awkward to admit I had just been in the room to sexy skype with my girlfriend.
Shauday Smith 8 years ago
this is the first story in this article for me... i don't see how this can be topped. i have to stop here. this is it.
Sparked Silly 8 years ago
His edit on Reddit said: EDIT 1: Broke up with the girlfriend but we're still friends.
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John Dunshee 8 years ago
You would be surprised how many times something like this happens. Life doesn't always follow plans.
Dave Chapman 8 years ago
I want to know more...I want to see the documentary, I want to believe this is true and that you've made a wonderful life for yourself, with a major league Doctorate behind you!
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 8 years ago
Did U get married? Or just found a new girlfriend at exciting inaccessible dangerous place?
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#2
My freshman year of college I was walking around campus when a very friendly looking girl waved at me. I'm awkward, so of course I waved back. The next week, the same thing. This began the weirdest saga of my life. For the next two years, we greeted each other as old friends every time we came across the other. She knew my name (somehow?), I never could figure hers out and it was WAY too late to ask. I just pretended I knew who she was and why she knew me. Finally, I joined the honors program and entered my classes for my thesis. Who should be in this class but mystery girl! I was horrified. I wouldn't be able to pass it off anymore. First day of class we are all sitting there chatting and she greets me by name, again. I had finally learned her name from attendance, thank God. Someone asks, finally, "oh, so do you two know each other? Where'd you meet?" Silence. I stare at her. She stares at me. Finally she breaks down wailing. "I don't know! I don't know, okay, we've just been waving at each other for two years and it was too late to ask!" Shes standing in my wedding next spring as one of my bridesmaids and very best friends.
boredhuman 8 years ago
while i was reading it i was wondering where this was going but i turn out to be a great story!
Ryan Torres 8 years ago
Me too. I tought they end up being married but after reading l'm like "oh"
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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago
i think i am going to try this to make friends now....random waving.
#3
So I'm a visiting nurse and started seeing a patient 3 days/week for wound care. He was a paraplegic and didn't get out much or have many visitors. He offered me a cup of coffee one morning, but I didn't know him very well yet and was uneasy about drinking something out of unknown person's kitchen. Plus, we are really not supposed to, but I could tell he just needed a little company. I told him I drink it black to keep it simple, never planning to have another cup. Next day, I come in and notice a little sticky note on his counter that said "Remember to make fresh pot of coffee for Rachael". It was so touching to me that I went early every single appointment from that day forward to have a cup of black coffee. I hate black coffee but I felt it was too late to tell him I liked creamer after all. I drank black coffee with him for 3.5 years and he became a good friend until he passed away...
Painting Puddles 8 years ago
It's amazing how much a little kindness and company can help someone
Elina Kuusisto 8 years ago
That is so sweet. I'm so very sorry to hear he passed away, but I'm glad for your friendship <3
Suzanne Marriott 8 years ago
You are a beautiful soul! I am happy to know this dear gentleman had you in his life.
Gillian Black 8 years ago
that is so touching , we all need a friend sometimes and a simple cuppa can make the day for someone just like a quick hi or hello in the street
#4
I was a simple retail employee, basically been doing it since I got out of highschool. Made the old college try but ended up not pursuing anything more than an AA. I worked with a lot of people I really liked and admired for one thing or another and I just wanted to fit in with them. Compared to the stories they told I always felt like I had done nothing with my life or time. One slow day stories are being exchanged and the conversation rolls back to me so I blurted out that I was a photographer in my off time and went on a long history about my years in photography with film and my own dark rooms. I told countless lies about the difficulty of transitioning from film to digital but still kept my old film cameras for certain types of shots. I fucked up. Of course everyone wanted to see my work, I weaseled and told them I would bring stuff in but of course had nothing to show. That night after work I went to bestbuy and maxed out my credit cards to get a lot of camera equipment, indent on a tirade of learning everything I could, signed up for community college courses on every type of photography I could sign up for. All so I could hide the mountain of shame I created. I started taking pictures every morning at dawn and every evening I could get out of work before sunset. I worked as an assistant to a wedding photographer for free for 3 months on top of all that to fill out a portfolio that hadn't existed up to this point. Everyone was so happy looking at my work that I couldn't bring myself to stop! I kept at it; I hiked trails that I didn't think I could hike just to get that perfect hard to find view of a sunrise the next day, I started doing weddings and parties by myself for free to capture the perfect picture out of thousands so I could show it off, I started traveling the world so I could validate the photography adventures I told stories of. It's been a spiraling mountain of lies, but at the end of the day I discovered my love of photography through them and now it's my whole career. Three hundred sixty-five days a year and I have never been happier!
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
In a moment of creative panic your subconscious blurted out your real passion. It's a wonderful instance of serendipity.
Heidi Golff 8 years ago
Interesting how hard you worked at this just to impress some people you barely knew but didn't really care to bust your tail in college. You finally had a personal goal that meant something to you and all your passion came to the surface. Nice work!
Prashant Karnath 8 years ago
I am wondering if you subconciously liked photography and picked that subject as a lie. So it is possible that this was not an accident.
Emmanuel Machani 8 years ago
In its moment, what you subliminally always wanted to do came out.
Courtney Buras 8 years ago
i'm so lazy i wouldn't have put in half that effort and got found out.
#5
When I first got Married back in 2005, my wife asked me if I like Creamy Peanutbutter. I knew she did, so I told her "Yeah that's great!". She buys creamy peanut butter, I buy creamy peanut butter. About 3 years ago, she's doing some experiment or something with our daughter and she needed chunky peanut butter. I saw it in the pantry and exclaim "Oh chunky peanut butter, I love this stuff!" to which she responds "... You do? I've been buying Creamy peanut butter all these years because you told me that was your favorite" So long story a little shorter, we both prefer chunky peanut butter by a large margin, but had been buying creamy for ten years because we both thought it was what the other preferred. Reading that back, we're pretty boring people. yep :D
Dorka 8 years ago
How ever... The story start" first got married". Maybe some lies escalates into divorce?
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
I have a great grand mouse which my grandaughter saved , it is called squiggles one eye crooked leg and all
Jean Frigm 8 years ago
Your love story sounds a bit like the short story "The Gift of the Magi." ❤️
#6
I told my parents i bought a duck when I was 20 to tease them. I found a picture online of one and sent it to them. Sadly, they believed me. They got overly excited about their "grand-duck" and told my whole family. I ended up buying a duck...
Norman van Druten 8 years ago
You could get one in cricket too, but that is just embarassing.
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just a thought ! 8 years ago
After some more months , you have 4 ducks , 3 dogs , 2 hamsters and 1 dog ... 😂😂😂
Just a Random Guy 8 years ago
I was out on a tow truck call with someone once and they got a phone call from someone saying they were looking to sell their parrot. Figuring my dad would be annoyed with a random, impulse decision I, as a joke, called my dad up and told him that I said I'd taken the bird but since I was leaving for college at the end of the month he'd have to take care of her for me. So, we ended up going to pick her up that night and I think he liked the company.
d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
My dad used to have a few ducks. They were abandoned in a feed shop and my dad couldn't leave them alone. The people who controlled the water billing left him alone because he needed a tub of water for his ducks! After a long time, they grew really big and found their new forever homes at the zoo.
#7
I was homeless, sleeping under a bridge in charlotte near the music factory. I needed a job so I dressed as best I could, which wasn't very well, walked into a bar on 7th and lied about my work experience. They gave me the job , I started working that day. They paid me cash after every shift. I worked there for three years, became the manager, and now I love cooking. Never cooked a day in my life up till that point. A lady, in her 50s,who was acting as the kitchen manager trained me. She knew I lied, but she also knew I was in trouble. I couldn't even cut a tomato. She saved my life. She didn't tell anyone and kept training me even though sometimes I'd piss her off but I always tried to do better. I got an apartment a month into the job using another cook to call the apartment and let them know how much I get paid cause they wanted that for some reason. I was getting paid $11 under the table so nothing was on record which is why he had to call. I worked as a line cook immediately. It was overwhelming. I'm not from the city and the work was fast paced. I would study on my time off by watching youtube and cooking at home.
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
You have what is called, "gumption". It is a very rare and valuable quality.
pikachu 8 years ago
It's probably that person chopping onions on the other side of the world again
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anarkzie 8 years ago
If this is not a feel good story with Hollywood potential I don't know what is. I feel the cook should be played by Morgan Freeman, I know it's a gender switch but he would be great in the role.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 years ago
I bet there would be a good female actor who could actually play that role. If anyone insisted on Freeman, there's always the owner of the bar... Why gender-switch when it's not necessary?
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Tamara Schnarr 8 years ago
You should be proud of yourself and don't ever be afraid of taking chance's or learning something new. In the long run it eventually pay's off. Life is to short not to learn and experience thing's. Congratulation's on learning something new.
Heidi Golff 8 years ago
Don't stop now.......keep learning. Keep reaching. You have what it takes to make it in this world.
#8
I was looking for a job and I didn't want to be a fast food manager anymore so I fluffed out my resume with computer skills I didn't have. I was contacted by a recruiter who asked me some questions to gauge my abilities and I straight googled the answers as he was asking them. When I went to the interview, the boss had all of these circuit boards sitting all over his desk. I recognized them as Raspberry pis from Reddit. So I asked what he was using them for. The rest of the interview was just this guy bragging about all of these projects he had going on. He might as well have been speaking Greek. I just feigned interest and said wow a lot. I'm hired. Who knows how this shit happened but I have literally googled every problem I have been given. Day 543, they still think I know what I'm doing.I'm making 1.5 times what I was making as a manager. I have a GED for christsakes.
Lara B. 8 years ago
:D:D:D OMG! Please tell me this is actually true and no one made this up :D
Robert Morson 8 years ago
I have a bachelor's degree in computers, but I still Google at least 50% of the programming-related problems I come across at work. And some non-programming-related. So, the chutzpah is the only thing about this story that surprises me.
Tamara Schnarr 8 years ago
I think that this is a wonderful story and my hats off to you for being so brave. Congratulation's
#9
I have one. A good friend of mine did not have an umbrella on a very rainy day. One of her coworkers offered her a lift home. One lift home turned into two, then three, until he was shuttling her to and from work everyday for months. This coworker is also a very good baker, he would make these lovely cakes and pastries and offer them to her which she politely took, every day. Then one afternoon, on her way home, he stops and picks up his parents. He happily introduces her as his girlfriend. She was shocked by this title to say the least.They proceeded to invite her to a family gathering over the long weekend to meet EVERYONE. His parents, they were so nice, she accepted because she didn't have the heart to embarrass the guy. She went to the gathering, met with other family members and he kept introducing her as his girlfriend. She never worked up the nerve to correct or stop him. Long story short they are now married.
Just a Purpler 8 years ago
Oh my gosh, if this is true than I fear for their future... I seriously hope she's learned to love him back at least?? XD
Hallak65 8 years ago
This did not end up for me, so I google it and here is the rest of the story from reddit: Edit: I did not expect this type of response for this story! I will address some of your questions. Yes, this is a very real story. The man is incredibly socially awkward. He liked his coworker for a long time, so driving her home and baking cakes was his way of "working up the nerve" to talk to a pretty girl. She always thought he was sweet and kind but since he was never forward with his feelings, she only saw him as a friend. I am outside of the U.S. so there is a culture difference for some readers. However, this is still a bizarre courtship story in my country. After the family gathering, they sat down and had a long talk about their feelings and expectations and he finally asked her out on a proper date. They went on to date for 2 years and have been happily married for the past 5 years. Some of you called it a romance between two socially awkward people, good observations.
Hallak65 8 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/78vx3u/redditors_what_started_off_as_a_small_lie_but/doxdtng/
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Florence Hastings 8 years ago
I hope she married him because she loves him and not because she was just too embarrised to say no.
#10
Not me but my Dad. We moved and he was convinced the postman's name was 'Ger' as in short for Gerry. He greeted him by it, nearly every day for about 10 years. We even gave him a Christmas card which he displayed down in the sorting office. Fast forward and we have a temporary post man, my Mum asking him after a few weeks 'When is Ger coming back?' This was met with stunned silence and a puzzled look, with a resounding 'Who is Ger? No one works in the locality by that name' Turns out, his name is Declan and he was too nice to correct my Dad for close to a decade.
Heather Hewitt 8 years ago
My stepfather moved to Maryland years ago and walked into a locals bar. When people asked what his name was, he said "Rich". Someone misheard him and started calling him "Griff". He ended up buying that bar and called it "Griff's Place"!
Aegon VI Targaryen 8 years ago
thats literally my mum. she goes to the same damn shops every 2-3 days where everyone calls her by another name (going on 30+yrs now) all because in the beginning some bag boy or another called her by her friends name or something. she never had the heart to correct anybody.
Tania Smith 7 years ago
I did this exact thing with an old neighbour. I called him Steve for about 5 years and then one day his wife told me his name was Bill. Next time I saw him I greeted him by his real name and he just did a double take. I asked why he never said anything and he just shrugged and said, “I like Steve”
Evelyn Kenna 7 years ago
This happened to me, too. They thought my name was Lisa, and they were (still are) the nicest folks. Didn't want to make them feel bad by correcting them. But the beans were spilled when I, too, went on vacation. Now they call me "Evelisa", which is pretty nice too!
#11
I didn't want to go to dinner with the gang from work, including my boss, so I told them I was having dinner with my wife and her parents. I lied. I get home, wife wants to go out to dinner. So, we head to the restaurant, and just as we're getting near the door, I see the work gang with my loudmouth boss all piling out of their cars. What are odds of us picking the same restaurant? Shit. Busted. There was an old couple walking into the restaurant in front of us. I held the door for them, and insisted they join us for dinner. They were quite perplexed, but accepted my offer of a free dinner. It was the most uncomfortable dinner ever. They had no clue who we were, none of us had any shared interests... they rushed through dinner, thanked us, and got the hell away from what I'm sure they thought were a couple of weirdos.
Heather Hewitt 8 years ago
Omg! My friend lied to her boss and said she had to go to a funeral and needed the weekend off. She instead drove 3 hours with me to the beach. We were meeting my parents for brunch at a random restaurant and who walks in, the boss! Somehow my parents caught on and we convinced her boss that we were having breakfast before said funeral. Felt terrible.
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
I'm amazed that the dinner was uncomfortable. I'm an old person and I will happily chat with anyone (especially if a free dinner is involved, I mean how often does that happen)?
Prudence Dagg 8 years ago
Seems it would've been easier--and cheaper--to say, "Oh, her parents couldn't make it." Then again, I guess it depends on how badly you DIDN'T want to sit with the work gang.
Rosie Gerdeman 7 years ago
I would love to join strangers for dinner. My husband and I don't have anything to talk about when we go out to eat because we are together 24/7 and nothing is new to talk about. We've notice other older couples like us, sitting silently through their dinner also. Notice the next time you go out to eat. Even though , this incident, was somewhat uncomfortable, they surely had something to talk about on the way home!
#12
Told a small lie to a girl I was texting that I love running, dunno how it sold because I was fat. Started running the second after I sent that. 5 years later I went from 298 to 180. Not bad.
Adogcalledkitty 8 years ago
I love running! I will get back to you in 5 years to see how it worked out.
#13
This is one that doesn't bother me. I had a coworker with memory issues or dementia and he called me Kevin once in awhile, not my name obviously. It made me laugh and one of my coworkers started calling me Kevin and telling new employees that's my name. This was 3 years ago and it is still going. at the same time I told my son who thought it was hilarious, and somehow it morphed into me calling him Kevin, and my cat too. So I would yell downstairs, "Kevin, is Kevin down there?". My son told his best friend, and they started calling each other Kevin. Now when I see my son's friend I call him Kevin. for this story to come full circle, my son and said friend came to my office and I introduced them as my son Kevin and his friend Kevin. also my sister now calls my son Kevin.
ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
the grandmother of my wife swapped her name with her sister when they were kids, Blanche became Louise...nobody knew this, not even their children. When she died at the age of 92, we discovered the truth, but the "real" name was already written on the tombstone...so we had to adjust "Blanche G*****, known as Louise"
Georganne Yandura 8 years ago
That's so weird, my grandmother's name was Blanche Louise. LOL.
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Crochet lady 8 years ago
My name is Ellen, but my first boss decided to nickname me Gabby because I'm rather chatty. I met my future husband at this job and he introduced me to his family as Gabby. Obviously they were informed of my real name at some point but here it is 28 years later and I'm still called Gabby. My husband still introduces me to people as Gabby. I was curious if anyone even remembered that my name isn't really Gabby so I asked my sister in law what my real name was and she got the strangest look on her face, and I could tell she thought I was joking. A minute goes by and she said, oh yeah, it's Ellen! But it took her a riculously long time to remember. Pretty funny that my boss, who I haven't seen in 30 years gave me a nickname that has stuck all these years!
Phil Boswell 8 years ago
"Hi I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl…"
Janina Prado 7 years ago
my name is Janina. in junior high a schoolmate found it hard to say that, so he started off calling me Georgina. a few weeks after that - he shortened it to George. for a year and half just about everyone called me George. including some of the teachers. when we graduated and went to high school, he introduced me as George to a friend of his. the guy looked at us and said, "her name is Janina." my schoolmate looked down and said, "yeah, i know." it made me kinda sad that the nicknamed stopped.
Kristin Ingersoll 8 years ago
I had a boss who insisted on calling me Ingrid. My last name starts with "ing" and I told her time and again that my name is KRISTIN. But she didn't care to change and called me Ingrid for four years. Bugged the c**p out of me. She had no memory issues. She was just awful. LOL
#14
40 years ago, when I was my final secondary school (high-school) year, I decided that I wanted to be a Civil Engineer and study Civil Engineering. My father, who probably had some doubts about my choice, arranged for me to spend a week in a civil engineering office owned my a friend of his. I spent a week there and definitely knew one thing afterwards - that I did not want to become a Civil Engineer! So... a couple of months later, I was walking through the centre of town and met the owner of the Civil Engineering company that I had spent the week with. He says: "Hey, 1000000CHF, how are you? Still planning on becoming a Civil Engineer?" I'm a bit flustered (as I often was at that age) and don't know what to say, so I say: "No, actually I've decided to study eh... hmm... Computer Science" (The 1st lie) He says: "That's great. A career for the future." We say good-day and go upon our separate ways. A few weeks later, while I'm actually sitting my final school exams, he calls me and says "Hey, 1000000CHF, I'm starting a computer company, would you like to join?" I say: "But, but... I'm about to start University to study Computer Science" (The reinforcement of the 1st lie) He says: "Great! We'll pay your University and you work all your spare hours for us." So I was trapped. Because of my lies I ended up studying Computer Science in a top University and getting a great degree and postgrad degree while earning a full income on the side (this was the 80s). But the silver-lining was that I actually fell into a career that I absolutely love and never want to quit. Forty years later I still get enthusiastic about interesting new technologies and have created two successful I.T. companies that are still operating. I'm actually in the process of creating another this month. Despite the management tasks, I still succeed in spending over 70% of my time doing what I love - developing modern, quality software. Clients and developers that work with me respect my opinions and are very often surprised at how I stay on top of the technology trends. But what I really derive my career satisfaction from is knowing that there are millions of people out there using software that I designed and wrote every day.
#15
One time when I was 17, I was hanging out at my then-girlfriend's house with her and her little sister. Little sister was watching Spongebob and they jumped up to go in the other room leaving me along to watch TV. Being polite, I didn't change the channel. In walks mom and sees me watching Spongebob and she asks me "Hey IHABTom, you like that show?" I reply, again trying to be polite, "Yep!" So every year since then I've gotten Spongebob SOMETHING from my now-wife's parents. I'm 33. I hate that sponge.
AND PEGGY 7 years ago
OMG I LOOVE HAMILTON!!!!!!!<3<3<3<3 saw ur profile pic
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#16
In 4th grade I lied and said I was going to a track meet to impress some friends in class when the teacher asked if anyone was going. I went home and told my mom I needed to sign up for it. I was never good at athletics at this time in my life. I ended up going to the track meet, it was a 400m race I was entered in, I remember the moment the gun went off I immediately went into a mode I had never remotely gone into before, I was actually ultra competitive for once in my life. I was neck and neck with another kid for the first place spot the entire race, and going into the final stretch I felt like puking and every fiber of my body was burning and he was pulling away. Something came over me and I kicked it into psycho mode and pushed past him for the win and my legs felt like noodles and I collapsed and couldn’t get back up. That race qualified me for a regional meet, I did that one and won again in similar fashion, then went to the state meet and got my ass handed to me. That started me down a long line of running long distance which involved being one of the best in the nation in high school and getting a scholarship to run in college, and trust me the training at that level consumes your life (100 mile weeks), so it was definitely my life at that point.
Alysha Jones 8 years ago
I did a 100 mile month and thought that was something. Apparently not. lol
#17
This is pretty harmless but when I first met my boyfriend he was telling me about his Star Wars Lego collection and I, being polite, said something like "Oh Wow, I love Lego." Because I did love Lego, when I was 10. This was about 5 years ago and I think adult Lego was just becoming a really big thing, with the Creator houses and modular sets. Anyway, he took this comment and ran with it, as all the little gifts he bought me for the first few years of our relationship were Lego based. A little cottage set, pretty cute. A rebuildable calendar, practical and cute. A house that's a pen holder, I'm ok with that. I would photograph the completed sets and put them on instagram and then other people started buying me Lego sets and minifigures. And before I knew it my entire living room was basically Lego. I did admit to my boyfriend last year that I wasn't as into Lego as everyone assumed - people send me links to the newest products and anything even remotely Lego based on Facebook. He knew, but enjoyed building sets with me anyway and I seemed to have fun doing it. Which I did. But at some point I just sat on my couch and looked at all these plastic bricks that I was surrounded with and asked myself how this even happened.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
That is an ironic story! One lie equals one brick. With each lie/brick, the floors form, then the walls, then the roof. In no time all of your lies have built up a house full.
Sofiya Aleksandrova 8 years ago
I like owls. My name translates in Greek as "wisdom" and owls are associated with it, so when I both a t-shirt with an owl on, everyone assumed it was so cool and deep. Fast forward now I have owl shaped bracelet, earrings a ton of greeting cards with owls, countless little figures and a wallet with owl pattern. Also I keep repeating the same conversation about my name meaning... Don't get me wrong I like them but it's just too much sometimes
KrisF 8 years ago
Similar thing happened to my sister, except she doesn't actually like owls. My mom got it into her head that she did, so now she has a bunch of owl decor that she can't get rid of because my mom would notice and my sister doesn't want to upset her.
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Jim 8 years ago
I'm in my forties and my fiance and I still love building Lego sets, especially star wars and Harry Potter. I'm a woodworker, builder and mechanic so putting things together relax me, especially when I don't have to worry bout losing a finger. I feel sorry for anyone that "outgrows" Legos.
#18
Wasn't a drinker in high school so to shut down peer pressure I told them I was born with half a liver and drinking anything could make me very sick or kill me. The lie just became natural and followed me to college. Was out with some friends playing pool and decided to have a beer. When I came back, a buddy slapped it out of my hand thinking I was suicidal. Then the explanations began...
Heidrance 8 years ago
it worries me how other people think i'm weird when i tell them i don't drink.
Linda Gulley 8 years ago
I've taught my daughter some tricks like taking your beer bottle to the bathroom and refilling with water.
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Alexandria Vinueza 8 years ago
I'm not a drinker. Don't enjoy it, dad's always been a massive alcoholic, horrible alcoholism on both sides of the family - millions of reasons NOT to drink. I've been drunk exactly 3 times ever, and those 3 times were enough for me to learn that I am actually legit allergic to alcohol and that the reaction gets worst every time I drink. So, thankfully, I don't have to deal with the peer pressure around other people. They stop bugging me when I tell them I'm allergic
Tamara Schnarr 8 years ago
I was a big drinker a few years ago and then I came to realize that you can have just as much fun without drinking, I thank a good friend for letting me see that I was a alcoholic. I haven't touched a drop of liquor since that day and that was about fifteen year's ago.
Ntosh 8 years ago
Wow, I am happy for you. My father was an alcoholic, I tried to talk to him, my mother tried, grandmother, his friends, but he just wouldn't stop or at least reduce. He drank everyday, Monday to Sunday. One day his body just shut down, "Toxic Poisoning". He passed away before he was even 50. I still cry to this day when I think about it, it is so painful to lose a parent. I don't know you but I am really happy that you stopped.
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Brianna Bastian 8 years ago
i have only drank once: i got verbal diarrhoea, so that's something I'll never do again
Master Markus 8 years ago
You can live with that, but the liver would regenerate itself. Regardless, the liver would still work if it's smaller, so this wouldn't actually be a life or death issue.
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I was really desperate for an A on my final project for Chinese so I asked my mom(who's a native speaker) for help. Well it worked, the teacher was impressed and I got the grade I wanted... but next year I had the same teacher and she had really high expectations. I end up studying for hours every day while asking my mom to help with my homework for months. Eventually my Chinese got to a point where my mom would look at it and almost always confirm that it was correct(and not grammatically awkward). So yeah. Learned a language to cover up cheating on a single project the year prior.
Csaba Daday 8 years ago
Asking for help from a native speaker isn't really cheating IMO. Plus, if it was your mom, it's probably not like she was OK just writing the whole thing and you taking credit for it.
Linda Gulley 8 years ago
What parent would be OK doing their kid's work? That's not parenting. You can coach them, but if they don't learn it, you made it worse.
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#20
My husband works as a data analyst and codes programs and apps for the business side of the company. Once they make an app, it needs an icon to go along with it when it launches. They usually use the company designer, but one day one of his co-workers submitted an icon design for their new app (one my husband had worked on) and others followed. People kept submitting art, so they made it a contest (no prize, just glory). When he got home, he told me about it and then asked if I was interested in joining. That night I did a quick design, he fell in love with it, and asked me to finish it so he could submit it. So I did... Time passed, my drawing won, and they made it the app icon. Eveything was great, until the day his team was in a meeting with the company VP. The VP had heard about the icon competition and asked who had submitted the winning app icon. One of my husband's co-workers quickly called out his name before he could say anything. The VP was impressed and then said that he deserved a reward (money reward) for his work. Surprised and too embarrassed to correct the VP, my husband just stayed quiet. Not denying the information made everyone believe he was the artist. He doesn't have an artistic bone in his body. When he got home, he told me the story and gave me the money for my work. I thought it would end there... but it didn't! When their next app was ready for launch someone asked him to make an icon for them because they loved his previous design. He could have put an end to the misinformation then but he was too embrassed, so he said yes. He got home and asked me to make the icon, he even said he would pay me. I found the situation hilarious so, after laughing at him, I agreed... plus I was getting paid. This has gone on for a while (about 3 years), I have made about 5 icons for the company under my husband's name. He has been pretty dedicated to keeping up the lie all these years. He has asked me about my process of thought when I draw, so he can tell his co-workers about his method. He asked me about my tablet and the program I use. He brain storms about the drawings with his co-workers and tells me what they want. And when I'm too busy to draw, he tells his co-workers how HE is too busy to draw. By now it's our little secret and it has turned into an inside joke. Right now I'm supposed to draw a new icon but I have been so busy that I haven't had time. So when I see him playing games or chilling on the couch I tease him by saying, "Shouldn't you be drawing right now?"
Mama Panda 8 years ago
I think it's awesome that you are being such a good sport about this situation! =)
just a thought ! 8 years ago
The first half is like my own story from childhood ... I sent my sketch to this contest under my brother's name cause I was very awkward , and I won it , and he got the money ! But don't worry , I made him treat me for making him get the first place 😂
Rhân 8 years ago
I think it would be sad and not okay, if she didn't think that's okay. If she is okay with that, like it seems, I see no problems.
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Risa Lovee 8 years ago
Reminded me of the time when my History teacher back in high school asked me a favor to draw some historical stuff for the school's monthly information board because apparently, she heard from someone that I can draw. I 'kinda' draw lmao! Feeling pressured, I just agree with it and then, when I came home, I asked my brother to help me with the drawing, since he took art subject. His drawings were awesome and after it was finished, I brought it to school to my History teacher and she was impressed. She paid me for it and I was like, "Actually I didn't drew this..." I said to her and she was like, "It's okay, just take it!" and then, I went home and gave the money to my brother because he totally deserved it but my brother told me to keep it. ^^;;
Sue Sowers 6 years ago
He should pay you, as he is taking credit for your work. If you were doing something more serious, such as inventing a formula or an online app., this would be considered more of a serious matter of theft of intellectual property
Carol Williams 8 years ago
I wonder how many times this has happened to women throughout history...
#21
I'm disabled. I use two crutches to walk. When I'm not actually hobbling along it's one of those disabilities that can be mistaken for just having a broken leg or something. People frequently ask me "What did I do to need those crutches?" When I started university I told a girl that I cage-wrestled a bear. She was drunk and thought it was hilarious. I thought it was clear that I was completely obviously joking. There is no sane way I could have been serious. About three hours later I'm at the student union. Gareth Gates is singing (that one off pop Idol) I'm trying to take a picture of him, and I hear two girls in front of me: "Do you know why he's got those?" "Yeah he got mauled by a bear or something" "Are you serious?" Several months later I have to go meet my partner for our placement study. I've never met her before in my life, but she knows me already as the guy who got attacked by a bear. At Christmas I head home, (only a couple of hours away) and meet up with some friends for drinks. "Turrabo, why the fuck are you telling everybody that you got mauled by a bear?"
Ali Heep 7 years ago
When I broke my foot and used a boot and cane for two months, the actual story (tripped over nothing getting out of bed) was so boring that I told people I did it rescuing a box of kittens from a warehouse fire. It was amazing how many people believed me, even when I added ninjas and attack gators to the story.
mellenheadgirl head 8 years ago
Haha. I wonder if he ever told them. I would've said something even crazier, if I was him
#22
In college my roommate and I had a KFC taco bell right by our apartment. We would go once or twice a week. One time we ordered and the drive through guy said "hey bro, you're - i remember your car!" Since the name was the same as mine, I was like "hey man!" Apparently he thought we had both worked construction together - or he did with a guy who looked like me, drove the same car, and had the same name. Anyway, he ends up giving us our order to for free. From that day on, everytime we went to the taco bell - kfc, we got free food. He would even tell his coworkers to give us free food and would throw in comments like - "you remember steve, he was a real asshole". I would agree and then accept my food. My roommate also apparently started getting free food even when I wasn't there because he recognized him. Doppleganger me must of been a super nice guy, because I got a lot of love. I lived that wonderful lie for roughly 3-4 years to get the free gorditas and fried chicken. I even got a new friend on facebook. Worth it.
Catalina Salvatierra 8 years ago
Wow I'm totally looking forward for the internet to find the other Steve
#23
I told people at my former (American) university that I was Canadian, to get them to stop talking to me about U.S. politics. I hate confrontation and didn't know how to just tell them that political discussion makes me uncomfortable. Now I live in Canada and attend a Canadian university. I'm working towards citizenship. Oops.
Michael Lambert 8 years ago
Canadian by choice rather than birth!! One of the lines I heard while living in Texas was "I wasn't born in Texas, but I moved here as soon as I could!" It avoids a lot of the "you aren't from around here, are you?" comments.
#24
I've been making EDM since I was 13, and in my senior year of High School I had the opportunity to play some of my music live with Ableton for my classmates at an event. But, because I couldn't explain what I was doing in the space provided on the sign-up sheet I just put down "DJ", thinking that nobody would be knowledgeable enough to know the difference. Apparently everybody liked it so much that the prom committee asked me to DJ prom, and like an idiot I said yes. I waited for my birthday, and made sure that nobody got me any gifts-just money, which I spent on software and a Mixtrack Pro. I learned how to DJ in three months, did prom, got payed 250$. I'm making decent money off of gigs now, and I do the prom every year.
#25
When I was little, my grandma would make me these horrible frozen chicken tenders filled with cheese. They were just god-awful. Because I am a good grandson, I told her that I loved them. From then on, every time that I visited her, she would cook me those abominations. Even when I was in graduate school, I would go visit her and for one meal, I would have to slide those gross things down my gullet. Every time I would say, "Thanks! I love them!" The things we do for love...
Ed Stephenson 8 years ago
"Aunt" Grace was a sweet old lady who was a friend of my Grandparents'. One morning Nana burns the toast in the oven. Grace chirps up, "Oh, don't worry, I like burnt toast." Twenty-five years later, Grace was STILL eating burnt toast for breakfast when she visited...
mellenheadgirl head 8 years ago
Idk. He could've avoided it much earlier if he would've said something
#26
I was having a rough time commuting too far for work for a few months. Decided to quit to find something closer to home, but told everyone I had been approved to work from home. When I went to give my two weeks, my manager asked, "I know the driving has been killing you, how would you feel about working from home?" Work laptop to my left and watching Great British Masterclass as I type, been working at home since then.
#27
My upstairs neighbor called me Mark in a conversation but since that is not my name, I didn't realize she was actually referring to me so I didn't correct her. The second time she called me Mark it was from a distance as she was leaving her apartment and I was getting in; I registered that she thought my name was Mark but I felt it would be weird to shout back that my name is not Mark. The third time she did this I had a bunch of friends over on the stoop outside the apartment and I didn't want to correct her in front of a group of kids (she's an older lady; we were in our early twenties) because I didn't want to embarrass her. All my friends looked confused that she was calling me Mark but after she went inside I explained to them I was too deep into it to correct her. They disagreed since she had only done it three times at that point. That was 7 years ago. I am Mark.
Leah Woodard 8 years ago
When I was saying goodbye to my neighbor of 15 years, Gina, she simply said, "Gail."
Joanne Hudson 8 years ago
Because of a piece of incorrectly boxed mail, I thought neighbor's name was Craig. But one day I said "Hi, Craig but that isn't your name, is it." He just smiled and said "no, I'm Adam." Girl who lived there just had too many boyfriends but she did marry Adam.
#28
Buddy of mine shared this one. He told his wife's parents he liked their Christmas ham at the first family function he was invited to. They took that as he loved ham in general. Ten years later it's the only food they have at any meal where it's him, wife and kids and the inlaws. They have dinner twice a month, it's always ham. They send him ham-centric gift baskets every year on his birthday at work. Every holiday it's ham, ham, ham, at every meal. They took a 3 hour detour last year to get a picture of some sign in Ham Lake MN or a postcard or something and thought he'd be so excited when they sent him the photo. It's like they only ever learned one fact about him and it was he likes ham. At this point I'm not sure they remembered his name and heartily pat him on the back referring to him a their ham-loving son in law because they're too embarrassed to ask ten years in and employ complex, Leslie-Nielsen-level schemes to get someone to steal his wallet or get someone to say his name that always fail. He hates ham, always has, its too salty and makes his hands swell up so much his wedding ring can't be removed. His wife now hates ham. He was just being polite. We're attending a christening of their kid next weekend and I'll get to meat the inlaws in question. I will be asking them if they love ham as much as he certainly does. I want to know if everyone in the family hates ham and they're all just smiling while dying on the inside at every meal, passing the ham with anger boiling like a pot of hot ham water just under surface. So yeah that's his life right now, forced to eat ham because he lied about liking ham and he's in too deep.
Rhân 8 years ago
I think this is so weird. I think remembering something somebody said and want to do them a favor, is cool and kind of important. But really, too much is too much. Even if I love something to eat, I'm not sure that I want to eat it kind of ..regularly. Also, I would just invite the parents in law to a restaurant or just to my home, and cook something different. Also I wonder why the wife don't say anything to their parents. At least something like "hey mom, hey dad, may we eat something different next time?"
#29
People picked on my brother in high school for getting jumped by some wannabe “blood” thugs in the bathroom. Popular thugs, if you can believe it. It was relentless. His confidence and any friendships were crushed, cause, you know, people can’t be seen with the loser. One day I was confronted by said thugs, basically talking shit about my brother, and in my infinite wisdom, I said I could box so they better back off. Something to that affect. Looking back, I cringe, but you do what you have to. Needless to say, they did not back off. Somehow, I landed a punch on one of the kids that dislocated his jaw. Like, flapping around like a mouth piece hanging from a football helmet. I became the kid who could “box” but never wanted to fight, which I guess gave me credibility. I don’t really know. Everyone and their hyena came to me asking where they could learn said boxing skills, how I’d learned by 16, all that crap. I’d wanted to just come out and say I had been lucky, but I didn’t want anyone to give my brother shit again. So the lie stayed. Luckily, no one ever picked on my brother afterwards, and I did eventually learn some boxing fundamentals, but most because I felt like I was living a lie. Which I was. As a man, I have not had to keep up the facade.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
Kuddos for standing up for your brother! That punk's jaw will heal but the bullying done to your brother will not. I am sure he looks up to you with great admiration!
#30
I moved to a new city, and got a new dentist. For some reason, the guy thinks I used to see him at his old practice in a town I've never lived in. I corrected him a couple times, but he just keeps bringing it up, so now I just kind of roll with it. He asks after my parents, which is easy enough...but we've had all kinds of conversations about local restaurants I've never been to and other random stuff like that.
Sherry Osborne (Busy Zen Life) 8 years ago
He mentioned that he corrected him more than once and then gave up.
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"Yea I'd say I'm pretty good with excel." No. No I wasn't. Annnnnnd now I'm an analyst at a fortune 400 company.
Hazel Waring 8 years ago
Ah - so that's why I find it hard to get jobs, I only say what I CAN do!
#32
My mother was a super control freak, so one of the ways I would avoid home was after school extracurriculars. I got the date wrong on a math team meeting, so I lied to my mom about it while actually attending the debate team intro meeting. I probably didn't need to lie, but it was always safer to not disrupt her precious schedule. Eventually, debate became a regular activity for me to avoid home. In 3 years, I was a state semifinalist and in college, I coached the high school national champions and turned that into a free ride for a masters degree.
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
If your story was being told on "Criminal Minds" you'd be a serial killer.
Parvathy Sandhya Nair 8 years ago
^when you watch too much criminal mids aka me
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A new coworker of mine tried downplaying his bday and eventually after me hounding him about why he didn't like celebrating, he eventually told me in confidence that his best friend was killed on his birthday and he hates thinking about it. Fast forward 8 years -- this guy and I had become really good friends. Best friends. Lived together at one point. He was accepted into my friend group and I always made sure to downplay his bday (his is 4 days after another friend) so we just did a group thing and never made a big deal about it. Finally someone got brave enough and wanted to talk to him about it, and he laughed and had no recollection of telling me that and said he was probably just screwing with me. He always wondered why no one wished him happy bday.
#34
I moved to a new city when I was in 6th grade and on the same day I started two other boys started and they both knew how to skateboard, so I lied and said I did to. Then for months I lied about being able to skateboard to them and other kids at the school, and I never came clean because I didn't want anyone to call me a poser. So I bought skater boy clothes, and a skateboard and learned how to skateboard because I lied about knowing how to skateboard. Still skating since then. I'm 27 now.
#35
Once my boyfriends mom asked me if I liked their bathroom soap. It’s lavender, I don’t like lavender. But I decided to tell her “I love it, it smells so good!” Now I have an endless supply, she buys me some all the time. It’s too sweet to tell her the truth, so I just keep it to myself and use the mediocre-smelling soap. Oh well, this is how I live now
Rhân 8 years ago
It makes me kind of sad that so many people think that"being polite" can't go with being honest. Also there is something between "I love xy" and "I hate xy" - even if you make the mistake to say "I love this" when you not, you could say something like "oh do you know this? A friend of mine use it and it is pretty cool/nice/.. (sure, this time it should be something you really love)
#36
My husband's best friend has a 6 year old daughter that I see often. When she was almost 3 she babbled something to me (I think it was "My friends here!") and my husband interpreted it as "My friend Steve!" and started calling me Steve in front of her. Now her whole family call me Steve when she's around, and she still believes that's my name. For clarity, I'm a female and my name isn't anything close to Steve.
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
My husband teased his nephew when he was little that his name was Steve - the nephew. He was a smart one and would laugh and say, no, that's not my name, you're Steve - he was not of course, then it became, no I'm not Steve, my Dad is! Then it was his new baby brother that was "Steve" and so on. This has gone on for over 5 years now and everytime we see this kiddo, we all yell out Hi Steve to each other, now that everyone has been nicknamed Steve.
Jespren Ray 8 years ago
My grandmother in law walked with a cane and my then-youngest was rather obsessed with it. So whenever she would see her great grandma, who the other kids called ‘Donni’ (at her request), she’d shout ‘Kim!’ And run up to her happily. My in-laws thought she couldn’t say ‘Donni’ and that it had somehow morphed to ‘kim’. So everyone started calling her ‘Kim’ instead of Donni and she couldn’t have been happier because her young grand daughter was just so enthralled with her. I actually did tell them that she was, in fact, trying to say ‘cane’ (she said the same thing to everyone she saw with a cane), but they didn’t believe me. To them it was too good of a cute grandkid thing to give up. Husband’s grandma died about 4 years ago and the rest of the family still refers to her as ‘Kim’ when talking to/ around the children.
Adrian Nash 8 years ago
It’s ok. I have an aunt named Heather but thanks to my older brother all of us on my mom’s side refer to her as Ty. And I’m 23
#37
Back in High School, someone in my freshman English class thought he heard someone call me Louis, so he started calling me Louis. Not really a friend, just someone I spoke to on occasion. Now high school me thought he was just him trying to be funny, and didn't care to correct him and he continued to call me Louis and whenever I heard him call for me I responded. It wasn't until our last week of senior year that he stops me in his tracks and goes. "Someone told me your name isn't Louis. Is your name Louis?" "No." "I-I've been calling you Louis for 4 years! I thought that was your name!"
Angel Porter 8 years ago
A friend at work has a nick name he hates and doesn't understand how it stuck; I told him that was his mistake by answering to the first time.
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Lisa Shaw 3 years ago
Happened to me, we moved to a new neighbourhood, getting out of the car one day with the kids, neighbour said hi, my three year old said that's Benny. So, I called the guy Benny for 5 years, until I got home from work one day and the neighbour told me Benny was attacked by a dog on a walk and had died of his injuries. Not knowing what to say, I said I'm sorry to hear that, when is the funeral? She gave me a funny look and walked away. Turns out the dog's name is Benny, the neighbours name is Jamie. It never occurred to me that the three year old was identifying people by their dog's name!
#38
"You're here for the copywriting position right?" "Yup!" I was the only one in the waiting area... thought I was there for a design/art direction role. Within 15 minutes of the interview they offered me $2K to move and $45K starting salary a week before graduation.
#39
My life, my dad's lie. He's a GP in the US and had an older Indian man as a patient. While they were chatting, at some point my dad mentioned that his sister loved elephants and had a collection of figurines. The patient went back to India to visit family, and he brought back a couple small carved elephants to my dad to give to me. He'd misunderstood/misremembered and thought it was his daughter who collected elephants. My dad thought it was a one time thing, thanked him, and said I'd love them. Turns out he went back to India every year. For ten years, I'd get a new elephant figurine whenever that patient had come back.
Clinton Yew 8 years ago
the first line I thought your dad lied to someone about his wife pregnant so they have you as a result...
#40
Said I was a amateur boxer until a real fight popped off. guy was huge, I just put my hands up pretended I knew what I was doing, meanest face I could make. guy stood down, said "fuck that..you could tell he knows how to fight." I signed up to my nearest boxing gym the next day. I actually love it!
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 8 years ago
Well, you are lucky it didn't become: "f**k that..you could tell he knows how to fight" *takes out stilleto/gun* OR "Guys, give me a hand, this guy knows how to fight"
aroace mamabear 2 years ago
There's a sort of honor in fighting for fun, this guy seems to be obeying that unspoken law
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I'd recently lost my friend Charlie and was blue about it for a while. One day going about my business I stopped in a coffee shop and when they asked for a name I gave them Charlie. This shop was near my work so I frequented it and every time I was Charlie, staff began getting familiar and greeting me whenever and one lady even asked if I ever go by Chuck. I do not. I still miss that damn dog :(
#42
Before finishing college I got a low level job in low level section of a very large company. My first boss liked me a lot, assumed I had finished college and recommended me for another job which I got. I did not mention college on my resume and the hiring manager assumed a college degree, given the referral. That repeated three times and now I am within the ranks of solid college grads from solid schools. I never finished and they all assume I have.
Alex Craig 8 years ago
Just proves that some degrees aren't worth the paper they are written on. You are clearly good at your job. No degree required. :-)
Jespren Ray 8 years ago
This happened to my grandmother way back when. She had started as a bank teller and her bosses liked her, and she did such good work that they just kept promoting her. Somewhere along the line everyone just assumed she had gone to college (in fact she never even finished high school). She told me how nervous she used to get, sitting in board meetings, meeting with high power executives from other companies, thinking that eventually someone would ask her where she went to college, but it just never came up.
#43
I was dating a girl and I met her parents. I was a freshman in college seeking my physics degree, when I met her dad he asked me why in the world I would go into physics when it is a difficult field to get work in. Thinking on the spot I said “yeah I’ve thought about that too and I’ve decided to switch to mechanical engineering”. Welp I’ll be getting my mech engineering degree this may
#44
My uncle's name is Ernie and he owns a restaurant, and likes to talk to guests when they arrive and leave. One of the patrons that eats there a lot, confused his name with Bert, a la Bert and Ernie. Being the pleasant and polite asian dude he is, he didn;t have the heart to correct him. Now whenever this one customer comes, the staff and and my aunt (the manager) has to call him Bert. He is my uncle Bert now.
#45
I told everyone I was going to double-major in Psychology and German. I wanted to, sure, but my plan was to commit suicide after high school graduation so I at least left a good legacy. (Finished summa cum laude - I was a good student.) I just finished my BA in Psychology in July. Feels weird - "wait, shit, did I really do the thing?" and realizing you have to plan for a future you never anticipated having.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
While we don't know each other, I am happy you didn't chose the suicide route! =)
#46
Told my then-girlfriend that I'd like to have kids someday. I didn't actually want to, but she was hot and I thought saying that was a good idea at the time. Now she's my wife and we have a 1 year-old. No regrets, though. Being a dad is pretty awesome.
Shauday Smith 8 years ago
did she immediately want to start trying for kids? this one is more like, "i said something one time... now that something is real" not really a lie that escalated into life... more like.. just regular life.
#47
My dad and I both have allergies to one of the ingredients in some kinds of wine. This somehow got twisted into general alcohol allergy in middle school, and that reputation stuck with me. So I grew up not peer pressured into alcohol in any way - and when I got smashed on my birthday as an experiment, I didn't quite see the appeal anyway. Considering how much money I see the other students wasting on alcohol every weekend in Scandinavia, I think the misunderstanding struck jackpot.
Wendy Emlinger (ManyTotems) 8 years ago
Better a teetotaller than a lifelong drunk. Enjoy your 'allergy.'
Mary Kaye Waterson 8 years ago
It's Scandinavia, not the US. European and Scandinavian children frequently drink wine or beer with a meal, just like their parents. The whole world is not the same as it is in the US or Canada.
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#48
When I was 14 years old I played with a group of other kids on stage during the 2008 Hawaii International Ukulele Festival. Jack Johnson was performing and we were behind him strumming along. Hundreds of us. This story has turned so thoroughly into-I played on stage side by side with him just the two of us- that I can't correct people anymore and just shamefully accept the oohs and ahhs when it gets retold.
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
Hold your head high. You played onstage with Jack Johnson, act like it!!!
#49
somebody thought I was jewish and I didn't want to correct them because I hate confrontation. So now everyone in the school thinks im Jewish and my homeroom got me a Passover card signed by everyone my brain told me it was time to stop but I didn't want to ruin the thought of the gesture.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
You could just tell them that your family has been thinking of converting to whatever religion you actually are because one of your parents is said religion and then in a couple of weeks or so, tell them you converted. What is one more lie right?
Rhân 8 years ago
I don't think thats a good idea. Bc first of all, he didn't lie in first place, he just didn't correct them. Second, this lie would be kind of big - it is something different to lie about yourself or if you lie about someone else. He should just be honest, it is not that difficult in this case.
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#50
Someone bought my wife a Vera Bradley handbag. She doesn't care for Vera Bradley, but uses the bag anyway. Because of her use of Vera Bradley, people buy her Vera Bradley things. She has a ton of it, plus gift cards to Vera Bradley. So naturally she has a ton of Vera Bradley accessories. She is now considered by others to be 'very into' Vera Bradley, so she gets more stuff from Vera Bradley.
Grazina Strolia 8 years ago
Oh god, that happened to my friend's mother with Lenox figurines! She wound up with a living room FULL before she came clean.
Joanne Hudson 8 years ago
Most of these people strike me as the kind of people who would stand in front of a fire station on fire and not speak up to fix the situation. How much effort does it take to ask your girlfriend/wife to tell her family there was a misunderstanding and you don't LIKE whatever they are over-doing. In some situations, items can be re-gifted or returned. Or is it just that people love to see themselves in print.
#51
This will probably get buried, but one time my roommate and I were talking about visectomies for some reason, and I told him my dad had had one. He wondered aloud what it would feel like, and I have no idea why, but I told him that when I asked my dad the same question he punched me in the nuts and said "THAT'S WHAT A VASECTOMY FEELS LIKE." It was funny, I thought, and completely harmless. Fast forward to a few months later, and he was still jokingly referencing it a couple times a week, and would even pantomime actually punching my nuts when he did it. He even did it in front of my brother, who had no idea what was going on, but laughed hysterically when he did it because it was funny. And because he laughed, my friend, of course, assumed he was in on it. This went on for maybe a year, and became an inside joke in our friend group. It was mortifying. Wed literally be out at bars joking and laughing, and one of us would fake punch another in the nuts and go "AND THAT'S WHAT A VASECTOMY FEELS LIKE!" Or, any time someone got unitentionally injured, someone would yell it, and we'd all laugh. Eventually, it became too much to bear and I fessed up. He confessed that he'd known that I was lying the whole time, lol. He just wanted to embarrass me, and admittedly thought it was pretty funny, but then the joke took on a life of its own and spun out of either of our control. We still make that joke today, but now with the carefree, reckless abandon of two people, freed from each others expectations, able to whimsically enjoy the idea of a world in which father's nutcheck their sons in order to teach them life lessons.
Alysha Jones 8 years ago
"...a world in which father's nutcheck their sons in order to teach them life lessons." - Best line ever.
#52
My high school was full of toughs. Kids of guys working Baltimore's steel yards, kids of plumbers and Marines. I was just skinny and shy. I wasn't tough and I wanted to be. So I made up a story about a non-existent girlfriend. I told it to people who sat at my lunch table. Whenever I wanted to puff myself up, I added to the story. The girlfriend became someone who was so smart that she graduated high school in three years and went to Johns Hopkins on full scholarship. Then it got out of hand. I made up that I got her pregnant. As the months went by, it became twins. The twins were born and the girlfriend had to drop out of college. I gave the twins names. This went on all the way through graduation. Fast forward 25 years and it's a high school reunion. I'm flirting with this woman I had a crush on in high school and we're both laughing and enjoying the illusion that we might have a little something going. (We're both married. Nothing was going to happen.) Then we get joined by a couple of the women who used to sit with us at the lunch table and the question of the twins popped up. It caught me totally off guard. I'd forgotten all the lies I told. Then somebody mentioned my "girlfriend" and Johns Hopkins and it all came back. It was like a dark curtain descended. I didn't know whether to hide behind it or confess. I hid. They were interested, asking me questions. The woman I had been flirting with was leaning against me, one hand laying on my shoulder all friendly like. From the questions, it became apparent that this little group had all been in touch with each other in the years since high school My misadventure and my twins had been something they'd talked about and wondered about. So I told them the twins were in England, studying at Oxford, that their mother and I were still friendly and that sometimes she and the twins came to visit with me and my wife for Christmas. It was all very civilized and everybody was happy. I get emails and cards in the mail about high school reunions all the time. I ain't ever going back. Uh, uh. No way.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
Now wouldn't it suck if you found out that you were the father of twins and didn't know it? You know, like from a one night stand or an ex gf? LOL
Sherrie Glendening 8 years ago
I was thinking that the flirty woman who had been your crush, said she had also had a crush on you, but didn't want to break up your relationship with the mother of your twins.
#53
I lied about attending University for 2 years while living at home Started out by missing a class here and there, falling behind, getting depressed and stopped attending full stop, told everyone I was still attending. Spent time in netcafes playing games, waiting until next semester where I would buckle down and work hard. Next semester came and I just kept spiralling down due to depression, ran out of money as I was barely working so I stopped going to the netcafes and stayed home (usually spent my days on my laptop hiding in my walk-in closet in case my dad came to open windows or something as he worked from home), and when I had a few close calls I stopped doing that and spent my time in libraries mostly. Constantly lied to my family and my girlfriend about how my day at uni was etc, and whilst over the first year I still had the intention of fixing everything and turning my life around by going back and getting good grades etc but eventually I resigned to just going with the flow with the acceptance that I'll eventually just kill myself (so I was stringing everyone around me on with this false life that I never had the intention of finishing). Started losing control of my mental state and was always in a panic, cried myself to sleep at night etc, started to lose control of the lies in November last year and decided to say fuck it and come clean, cause worst case scenario I can still kill myself if things don't go down well. Came clean to my (now ex) gf first and she really struggled with it (it was all at once over text so I don't blame her) Came clean to my parents the next day, and they were so unbelievably supportive. I know my dad was angry about it but he never took it out on me and worked through those feelings himself/with my mum. I owe my current (much better) life to their love and care and I will always be so grateful for them. My gf never really could come to terms with it and I don't blame her. Looking back on the relationship I don't think we were a great match anyway and I was mostly hanging on for stability I didn't really have otherwise.
Elina Kuusisto 8 years ago
I'm so glad you're better! I went through something VERY similar and it's hard to look back and realize how close I was to ending everything. Awful stuff :(
Danielle 8 years ago
Your post gave me chills...I had a friend in a very similar situation. He had flunked out of college/fallen into a depression and lied about it/made up super detailed stories about class, etc. for over a year and half, but we didn't find out until after he killed himself...I'm glad you're still with us.
#54
I became friends with one of the managers at Panera. One day as I was giving a cashier my order, he told her to give me the same discount as they give to firemen, police and paramedics, i think. He just chose this discount as it was an easy button to push on the register. Well this cashier really thought I was a fireman. I'm not. So for the next two years this cashier gave me the discount. Even if she wasn't serving me, she would go out of her way to tell the cashier that was helping me, "He's a fireman, give him the discount". It snowballed into such an awkward situation that I didn't know how to get out of it. Luckily that cashier eventually transferred to another store and I now happily pay full price.
#55
Friend of mine started a job. Shortly after starting, they were having a company BBQ. He looked at the sausages and was grossed out by them for some reason. So he claimed he was Jewish to have a polite way to not partake. Lie snowballed and compounded, and he ended up converting. He is now Jewish.
#56
An electrician came and priced up a job at our rental property. He greeted me with “Hi Ian! I’ve come to price some work up” I replied “yep, that’s me”. My name is not Ian, it’s not even close to Ian. I was too British to correct him with his error, so I just went along with it, its not the worst lie I’ve ever come out with. In my head I’m thinking, at worst the guy is just going to call me Ian again when he leaves. He was in my flat for a good 20 minutes, calling me Ian during conversations we had. Not once did I correct him, just stayed in character as Ian. Weeks went by and he eventually came back to do the work at the flat. My mrs and me had the day off, I had forgotten about the whole Ian thing until that day, so I explained to her that if she talked to me that day to call me Ian. It’s just easier.
ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
That is so british.... why can't you say "Sorry, but my name is not Ian"?
#57
I told my dad that I would love to follow in his military footsteps while unbeknownst to him I absolutely hated the idea. Well On my 20th birthday he took me out for lunch and a few beers. Right after that he took me to his best friends recruiting office and 2 hours later I was confused, drunk, and basically convinced by my dad and his idiot friends that this would be the best thing I could ever do. After 2 tours in Afghanistan, one divorce, and 10 years of my life they were definitely right.
Linda Gulley 8 years ago
That's horrible. Your father and the recruiter forced you into a legal contract while you were drunk! They stole 10 years from you!
Nicole Grindel 7 years ago
Linda, don’t worry, that’s not how it works. You don’t officially sign up until you go to MEPS & swear in. Eve; then you can back out until you go to basic.
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Cara Kelly 8 years ago
That's a horrible story. Heart breaking they'd take advantage of a drunk person like that.
#58
For some reason, I have a tendency to drool even though I'm in my mid 20's. Everyone gets a laugh out of it and I'm not terribly embarrassed by it, so whateva. Come to find out one of my friends, Dan, told another friend Mary (who honestly didn't like me too much) that the reason I drool is because I got kicked by a horse and had to get surgery when I was in grade school. Ever since, Mary immediately comes to my defense if someone makes a drooling joke and will pull people aside and tell them to knock it off. Its really a nice gesture! How have I repaid her kindness you ask? Whenever we are around horses (we live near some farms and do a bit of camping and hiking and stuff) I play along with the lie, start acting really nervous, and act freaked out if they get too close. I feel like kind of a dick, but its pretty funny. Truth is, I've just got weird, drooly genetics!
Abby Rexroth 8 years ago
If it causes a person who didn't like you to be more compassionate towards you then no harm.
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 8 years ago
Go to a dentist to ask about your problem. Most likely your jaw does not close well, and that can be fixed. If you don't do something about it you will experience a lot of pain when you grow older.
#59
I'm from a small town and was super worried/anxious about how college would go. After move-in day, everyone on our floor had to go around saying our major/ what we wanted to do occupation wise. I was 4th to go. The first three people say, 'doctor', 'lawyer', 'surgeon' . I'm convinced at this point that everyone in college was way smarter than me and had their shit together. Anyway, I blank, blurt out economics as my major, then say 'Professor' because it was the best thing I thought you could do w/ that. So now I'm in my 2nd year of PhD program because I just never found a good reason to change from my RA meeting as a freshman.
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 8 years ago
You can't possibly be worse than Varoufakis, so why not https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yanis_Varoufakis
#60
I playfully said if she acted up once more she'd get the belt. It turned out she was super into bdsm and it was surprisingly fun to do, knowing she was into it. Now I guess I'm a sadist.
Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
Wish I could get my husband to try new things. I've told him some of the stuff I like, but he's afraid... he's very vanilla...and I'm so not....
LaRena McComas 8 years ago
That is how my Husband found out about my freak side lol. I thought he would leave me, nope!
#61
Found out a coworker was from the same city I grew up in. He asked what my "old man's" last name was. Being an unmarried woman, I assumed he was asking about my father to determine if he knew my family back home. Apparently he was asking about my non existent husband, so until he quit I carried on the facade that I had a husband from back home.
#62
My mom gave my sister a chocolate orange about 15 years ago and she kind of embarrassed the family by saying it was gross. I didn't want to make my parents feel bad so I said that I'd eat it. It was gross but I pretended to like it. Now every year for Christmas I get a chocolate orange.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
Me too! Have you tried the raspberry ones? Ohmygoodness they are delicious!
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Kira Leseman 8 years ago
Oh wow. I remember when those commercials of smacking the “orange” on a table to break them open. I wanted one so bad just so I could smash it.. I hated the taste of it then but I bet I would love it now.
Cara Kelly 8 years ago
Just lie again, say that you've developed an allergy to something in that brand of chocolate.
#63
Pretended to be a girl on World of Warcraft for a solid two years. I didn't actually set out to do it, just never corrected anyone when they assumed I was and by the time I thought to come clean it seemed too awkward.
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
A lot of guys do this on second life, but then again a lot of females play as males on second life too {you would be surprised how many "boyfriends" it had on there that came out as actual females} Basically every male is really female and every male is really a female at least its been like to me {I feel like im the only real male on there =p }
Mama Panda 8 years ago
I think a lot of guys do that in the various mmorpgs. Most of them make female chars so they can stare at their character's butts while running in 3rd person. Preverts haha
Jonaz van der Zee 8 years ago
Been there myself. At one point after 1½ year of online friendship, the topic gets up and I make some comment that I don't remember but something that obviously shows that I'm a guy and my friend just goes "Wait, you're a guy? I always thought you were a girl." Wasn't the first or last time for people to confuse me with a girl. Apparently using :3 smileys and being friendly in an MMO makes me a girl.
Barbara Baldwin 8 years ago
I spent nine years online being a young gay man even hosted chat rooms as a man. In truth I was a forty year old woman..
Anonymous Doorknob 8 years ago
That happened to me, but I pretended to be a guy. And when my online friends moved to a new game, I only kept it going.
Danny Root 8 years ago
I always figure around 75% of female characters in MMOs are actually guys, possibly even more. But I doubt many the other way around.
Gwyndall 8 years ago
My partner and I pretended to be a straight couple (she was the guy) on World of Warcraft because the guild we happened into had a lot of Mormons and we were afraid they wouldn't accept a lesbian couple. After a couple of years the guild fell apart, and we came clean to the people we formed a new group with. They were fine with our relationship, but were a little hurt that my other half had been pretending to be a guy the whole time!
#64
I convinced pretty much everyone in my life that I was allergic to coconut at a young age. I simply just didn't like it at all and it was a good way to avoid eating it (logic of a pre-teen mind). My mom played along. It wasn't until about 3 years ago when my mother in law had a surprise birthday party for her husband and she made a german chocolate cake. The kicker here: she did HALF of it coconut and half without so I could enjoy the cake and not have an allergic reaction to it. I broke down. Laughed. Told them it wasn't true and I actually am not allergic. Her face melted. I hadn't realized how long I had kept up the lie until that very moment.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
It's folks like you that cause problems for those of us who are allergic to certain foods. I am allergic to bell peppers and yet I get questioned every time I order something and tell them about my allergy. They ask me if I just don't like the food and I hate having to explain that I am really allergic to it and what will happen if I eat it and then give them my lawyer's business card. Do us all a favor and just come clean to start!!
Viktoria Vida 8 years ago
I can't drink / eat anything what contains milk. There was a little coffee shop in the city center, I have bought my coffee there every morning for months, strictly with coconut milk. One day the lady ( who always served me for months!!) has given me normal milk with my coffee. I paid the higher price, even I was the one who told the lady that she has forgotten that coconut milk had a different price.The coffee was strong at the first sips I didn't recognize the difference. It was normal milk. I had a terrible day....i think she thought I drink it with coconut milk just for fun.
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Cindy Campbell 8 years ago
Just as an aside...people who have serious allergies would have had problems with that cake. Some people might be able to get away with eating a half and half cake, but its generally not a good idea to try something like that.
DE Ray 8 years ago
I kinda did the same thing, never liked the texture of coconut, so I lied about not being able to eat it - except after years of being "allergic" to coconut, I finally ate some when a girlfriend's mother insisted. Cue 6 fun-filled hours of acute intestinal distress. Had to be a fluke, so a week later I try a Mounds bar. Went to the hospital over that one. Turns out some people are coconut intolerant (like lactose intolerant - and like lactose intolerance, it can develop as you age, not something you are necessarily born with), and I'm one of them.
Donna Wiersma 7 years ago
I lied about having an onion allergy to my boyfriends parents because I hate it when they use large chunks of onion in stuff, later on turned it into 'finely chopped well cooked onion is fine' and they believe it and still adjust all their meals just for me. Apparently its a real thing where people are allergic to the proteins in uncooked onion though. But I only have one real allergy which is raspberries.
Linda Gulley 8 years ago
If you were allergic, she was trying to kill you by making half of your birthday cake poisonous to you. Otherwise, there would be no coconut present at all.
Nikkia Charter Haralson 8 years ago
I’m really allergic to coconut lol. And everyone I tell that too laugh and just name all the things I have loved to eat and have put my self in the ER just to eat it lol. I don’t get questioned about it. When I say I am allergic people know. That and it helps to have it on my medical alert bracelet too but I did use to tell people I was allergic to peanut butter cause I hated it so much and still do but when asked if I had allergies to peanuts I always said no just the butter lol. Good times good times
#65
When I was 12 years old, I lied about my age and made myself older for about 3 years, so I could still be somewhat cool in WoW. Now some of my WoW friends settled over with me to other games, and whenever I meet someone new, they're likely connected to them. At this point it's too awkward to explain that I'm not the oldest, but in fact the youngest in our friendgroup.
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
I had a similar WoW experience in the other direction. Someone asked how old I was and I said, "69". I was dungeon crawling levels as heals, and got some real laughs, so I "admitted" I was more like 21. Guild knows my real age and think it's cool, but it apparently it's a real shocker for many.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
Hmmm you sound a lot like this kid who joined my guild in Everquest 2.....I wonder.....
Rebecca Cote 7 years ago
We never really discuss age in my guild, or it never came up anyway. You should really find a guild that is cool and relaxed.
Anonymous Doorknob 8 years ago
When I was round 14, I played a lot of online games. And I never confirmed my age or anything but somehow everyone assumed I was 21. This continued for years without me knowing, and by then it was too awkward to tell them, oops.
#66
Told one guy i was canadian bc they asked why i apologized so much. That was in 1st grade, im now a junior in highschool and people are shocked when they find out im not canadian
Daniel Morgan 8 years ago
Okay so this is pretty dark but I was young and drunk so don't judge me. About 13 years ago I bumped into an old school friend who gave me s**t for something I had done when I was drunk and had literally no recollection of, this is apparently what had happened! My friend had returned from living away for a few years and bumped into an ex girlfriend of his whilst out shopping and she burst into tears and ran and hugged him, turns out that on a night out in our little town I bumped into her and she asked how my mate was doing and I apparently convincing as hell just started crying and explained that he had been killed in a car crash a couple of years before, we both cried about it and spoke for ages about him. I legit do not remember any of this so just went about life as normal whilst she was under the impression it was all real until she bumped into him in the street. I've still no idea why I said or did this but realise it's seriously messed up!
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 8 years ago
Do you have a brother named Dexter? Could explain a lot...
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I dated a guy who's father was a minister. I liked this guy a lot. I knew their church was one of those loud, dancing talking in tongues churches and his parents asked me to come to church with them. The dad did this whole long ass sermon about premarital sex and being saved. The guy I was dating kept nudging me and his family kept smirking so when they asked who felt the Holy Spirit and wanted to be saved I walked up to the front, everyone was jumping around and people were getting popped in the forehead and going into convulsions on the floor. I pretended to feel it. They smacked my forehead, I fell back, I just laid there with a few other people on the floor with my eyes closed wondering if I should twitch or something. Afterwards everyone was hugging me and his parents were crying.....
Alberto 8 years ago
so basically he was asking who sinned and everybody was walking up to the front... nice open church :)))
Ali Heep 7 years ago
Everything is a sin in that kind of church, though. Masturbating, looking at an attractive person to whom you are not wed, skipping morning prayer, not tithing enough, saying “goddamn”, etc. etc.
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I was working at a small company about 10 years ago, around the holidays. It was approaching Thanksgiving, and the ladies in my department had organized a pot luck luncheon. I was adding my contribution to the sign-up sheet when I noticed that one particular co-worker had signed up to bring brownies. She was a nice, single, older woman who had many pets at home (2-3 cats and as many dogs) and was regularly covered in a layer of pet fur. The day of the party had arrived, and everyone was going around filling their plates. There they were on the dessert table - the brownies. I didn't want to eat any of them, but I also didn't want to be impolite - so I told her I couldn't have any because I was allergic to nuts. Fast forward 9 years, and I am out with a friend (who had also been a co-worker at this company) I had kept since that job. After a few drinks, I tell her, tearfully, that I have a confession to make - I'm not really allergic to nuts. She burst out laughing, thinking it was going to be something much more serious than that. She is the only person I have made this confession to.
Charlene 8 years ago
Ah, that's a hard lie to get out of! I once gagged on a peanut as a kid, and really didn't like the taste, so I spat it out, and for some reason this made my mum think I was allergic. The lie/misunderstanding stuck with me untill I was 25 and realized that I can actually eat nuts just fine, but I really don't like the taste, so I've kinda just let my family keep thinking I'm allergic so they don't put it in stuff.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
Did you tell her that you were allergic to the cat fur that was sprinkled on top of the brownies? haha
Alberto 8 years ago
i am allergic to stupid people,it is true, my blood pressure goes up, i have all kinds of horrible symptoms, turns out stupid people don't give a f**k and they get really argumentative, like they are trying to defend it , so as a prevention measure it's a great conversation opener, and it's a "wonder "how well i get with the rest of the people ( the ones that get it )
#69
A dude I knew was giving this girl some shit and she kicked him in the nuts. Ok, extreme reaction, but such is life. He doubled over in pain, but since he was kind of a douche anyway, no one cared much. The next day (a Friday) his dad took him out of school for some reason. Then when he returned on Monday he learned that the big rumor was that his balls ruptured from the kick, and he had to get emergency surgery. Rather than correcting anyone, he went along with it. This went on for years. People made fun of him, and he just joked about it. There were idiotic songs people sung about him. He laughed about it. Never denied it once, in fact participated in some of the joking at times. Finally, one day about 3 years later he comes clean. She didn't even actually kick him in the balls, just in the gut and it really knocked the wind out of him. After all this time, the dude who got kicked in the balls was basically his identity. Strange turn of events.
#70
When I was 16, I humored some Mormon missionaries to make my best friend and his family happy (they were Mormon). So after a few home "lessons" about the LDS church I had already showed a lot of fake support and interest. Being awkward, I didn't want to admit to not being interested. When they asked if I wanted to be baptised weeks later, I said yes, imagining I'd eventually back out. I didn't. Became an athiest Mormon. After months of living this double life, attending church, etc, my mom decided to show support by becoming Mormon. I was mortified. My recovering Catholic dad pulls me aside and asks me if I really believe this stuff. I explained everything to him and he thought it was hilarious. I also made him promise not to tell Mom because, again, awkward and too far deep. She asked me to baptise her and I refused. This insulted her. Fast forward a year or so and I distanced myself from church people while still maintaining the close relationship with my friend and his family. It's been 12 years now, and we still hang out weekly and nobody considers me Mormon. I never explained this to him.
#71
The second or third week of college my freshman year I stumbled into a room where a newly acquired friend and his roommate were playing kingdom hearts. We briefly talked about how much they loved the game, etc. Eventually, I fall asleep on their futon from general college induced exhaustion. An indeterminable amount of time later, I wake up to them quietly talking about what to do with the person napping on the couch. Not wanting to be rude, I tell them "Oh sorry - I wasn't really napping" They call me out on my buffoonery, and I decide to double down that I WAS NOT NAPPING. We get into a pretty heated argument about what constitutes a nap and the specific things that I was doing if it were not napping. I do not back down and start essentially yelling at them that I was not napping. This grew into an uncontrollable inside joke where whenever I would go anywhere with these guys they would say something like "man, its a good thing bendernas doesn't take naps", he'll be the life of the party. Or some shit. This slowly spreads to basically everything we did (small school of ~ 3000 students, where most people had some sort of obscure connection to most other people) and I eventually became known as the person who didn't take naps. (edit: i love naps) A few years later we became roommates and the proceed to wake me up basically every single day whenever I took a nap.
Marie-Michèle Lacroix 8 years ago
"This grew into an uncontrollable inside joke" so yes, pretty sure he does.
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When I got out of college, I got accepted in an internship. After that internship, they hired me. When they asked about my diploma, I said the truth, that I needed a few more general classes(French and PE) to finish and get my diploma. They said: No problem, but you have to get your diploma. I said(the beginning of the lie): It's alright, I'm already registered for the classes next semester. They said: Ok but make sure you get it soon! Then never asked about it again, even after changing HR management twice since then. I've been working here for 10 years now, never went back for my diploma. I know it's stupid, but let's hope I end my career here or something.
#73
Living in a College Town, every year around spring graduation there's one or two "I'm here to see my kid graduate, but I haven't been able to locate them" families. Usually kids that stopped going, pocketed their parents money, and/or just gave up and couldn't handle telling the family. It ends sadly sometimes. That's a big lie/deception to deal with and maintain. It almost always comes to a head.
Tarah G 8 years ago
My ex-did this. It was graduation day and it was only then he fessed up and said he changed majors and still had 4 more years to go. After that, I had a hard time trusting him. If he could lie to his parents for 4 years then what chance did I have? we broke up a month after and it was the best choice ever.
#74
My first relationship. A few days in, then-girlfriend tells me she isn't ready to go public just yet and if we could just pretend we weren't together for a few days then she would be ready. Six months later, I had lied to so many people for her I can't tell whats real anymore and any time I asked her if we could stop because it was messing with me she refused and argued her way out of it. Looking back on this fucks with my head to this day. Amazing how much things like that can snowball.
Ashiah Rainwing 8 years ago
And this is how it starts...I hope you left that manipulator behind.
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 8 years ago
What really happened is that she got out with other guys too, telling them the exact same excuse.
SarahofBorg 7 years ago
Eh, I had to lie when dating my now fiancee and tell his parents we were just friends. Everyone else knew though :D
#75
One time someone who I wanted to be better friends with showed me a metal gear solid meme and me being me I pretended to understand it. I then was forced to research all the games and their plots, Easter eggs, quotable characters, and other memes to better fake understanding. I still have never played a metal gear solid game.
Alberto 8 years ago
it's clear now why i don't have friends, as i'm on the opposite proudly stating that since i don't give a f**k about that i obviously know nothing about it
SarahofBorg 7 years ago
Exactly my dielemma too! I'm not ashamed of being different from some one. However, I did realize eventually that even if you are not really into something it's still a good idea to at least act like you're interested in listening to them simply because people love to share their interests. You don't actually have to be a fan of something to be able to talk to some one about that interest. It's not deception as long as it's clear you're not actually a fan.
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My fiance has a great one. She's a picky eater, and rather than tell her best friend that she doesn't like bananas, she told her "I'm allergic to bananas." For YEARS, her best friend would make sure everything was banana-free. From cakes, to desserts, to even clearing her house of anything banana related. After close to 15 years, my fiance finally told her "Hey, I just don't like bananas." Nervous, thinly veiled hatred in the form of laughter ensued.
#77
One teacher at school said my name wrong and I was too anxious to correct him. Long story short it’s almost been a year and I’m in too deep to say anything else.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
My first name is mispronounced all the time! It irritates me so much that I am quick to correct them. I can't imagine being too anxious to not say anything! That would drive me insane!!
aroace mamabear 2 years ago
I rarely get my name mispronounced so when it happens I'm very awkward about it
Kara Skinner 7 years ago
That's how I am! My first year at college, everyone pronounced my name wrong except two close friends. Eventually it got to the point where I would get uncomfortable if someone pronounced it correctly because only my close friends and family called me that.
boredhuman 8 years ago
relatable. the owner of my gym has pronounced my name wrong for the last 4 years. way to late to correct him.
#78
I live in Cambridge, UK and my go to answer to those "interesting-facts-about-you" moments (you know, corporate icebreakers or interview stuff) is that I got knocked over by Stephen Hawking whilst on the pavement near my house. Partly true as in he lives in the city, travels out and about on said streets. Truth is I just saw him on a path once. I was driving. People love that it's a bit different so imma keep using it.
#79
A buddy of mine's dad had a funny ongoing joke of sometimes referring to his son's friends by similar, but incorrect names. Trent became Trevor, Scott became Sam, Ethan became Eric. Just silly stuff like that. So in that vein he starts calling me 'Donald' (jesse is my middle name, my first one starts with 'D'). At first I thought he was joking, but he just. Didn't. Stop. Its been years, and now that we're all moved out and on our own I rarely ever see him. But he still calls me Donald whenever I do, and at this point its way too late to correct him.
Isis Piersee 7 years ago
my brother's name is Kieran and my uncle refuses to call him that and just calls him Kaper Paper and he hates that nickname with his entire being
Danny Root 8 years ago
That's too funny. My friend's Uncle had a thing about calling me Donald too for some reason when I was a lot younger. It went on for years even though my friend clearly called me Danny in front of him plenty of times. I don't know if he was trying to be funny or just really thought that was my name but I never acknowledged him when he called me it. lol
#80
This is a small thing, I don't go by my full name but when I sign up for classes at my gym, it's done through an app and shows up on the roster as my full name. I never thought that anyone there would eventually know me by name, so when the instructor would take attendance I just never corrected in. But now I'm a year in and I'm casually friendly with most people there and I'm in way too deep to correct them now. It's not that I mind my full name that much, I have just never really gone by it.
Andrea Ásgeirsdóttir 8 years ago
I can relate. When I was kid I had the nickname Adda. But when I was 6 years old and started school there was another girl in the class with the same nickname and as her actual name was longer than mine, she kept the nickname and I changed into my given name. Some of my relatives still call me Adda, it is far too late to correct them.
Rhân 8 years ago
I think if it was your nickname, that doesn't need to be corrected? Some people now me from a time I had a different nickname too, and even if they know my "real" name they would call me by the old nickname, that nobody use anymore but these people. Fpr me it is a nice reminder of this time and I won't correct them since I think there is nothing to correct, bc its not wrong and also bc I would find it silly if they would call me by my ("new" nick)name
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I did online homeschooling for a few years and there was a forum where you could socialize with other students enrolled in the school. During this time I was big into making music on a DAW I had downloaded. I didn't know how to play any instruments, but I could still download different drum beats and guitar riffs from the dev's website. I shared a few songs with my fellow "classmen" and told everyone that I could play guitar and had a friend that tracked the drums. Eventually people started asking me for guitar lessons or more songs. I couldn't keep up the lie so I told them that my friend moved to Africa for a missions trip and would not return for the forseeable future. But everyone in that forum thought I could play guitar. I couldn't, and still can't play to save my life.
#82
I never swear ever. Actually, I never swear out loud around other people because it's basically one of my character traits to my friends and such at this point. I don't want to deal with everyone freaking out about it if I did swear around them.
Cartlin Kelly 8 years ago
I was like that until my Junior year of high school, swore like a sailor at home, but at school I never let one out. Then I dropped something during English, and muttered 's**t' under my breath as I reached for it. The girl who sat next to me had known me since I was 6, was actually stunned, that I even knew how to swear. I still have public language and home language. It's just good manners really.
William Lycke (Willewiking) 7 years ago
Had the same thing going on and it's a lot better when that "character trait" is abolished.
#83
Milli Vanilli before the Big Reveal. If they hadn't had such stellar success with the album, the secret about the studio singers might have remained undisclosed.
Mama Panda 8 years ago
I was so disappointed when the news broke. I still love the music they performed... no, wait that's wrong... the music that they faked lol.
What do you think ?
Dustin McClain 8 years ago
I have a story like these. 2 years ago my girlfriend was working at an Aarons in a strip mall. In the sign sparrows and starlings had made nests and chicks were being booted from the nest unto a busy parking lot. My girlfriend was given the task to clean up the dead birds from the parking lot when she found 3 still alive. She brought them home and asked if we could help them. Turns out, baby birds have to eat every 30 min 24 hrs for weeks... well up until a week ago (11/1/17) the last house sparrow we took in died. But he ended up over seeing the birth and life of over a hundred chickens and ducks as our love for the feathered creatures expanded quickly. We got a 4 acre farm and now raise Chickens, both standard and bantam, ducks and partridge.
Kate Szymanski 8 years ago
Tinder location had me lying...I hopped onto Tinder one afternoon as I was on my way to a restaurant in the backseat of my parent's car. It was a restaurant close to Orlando which was about an hour from the small town where my parents lived. I'd just graduated college and had moved back home in between figuring out my next step. Tinder was a fun confidence boost and something fun to do while my parents bickered the whole way to dinner. Anyways, location when I opened the app lead to me matching with a guy who lived in Orlando. I kinda had the feeling I wanted to meet him so when he asked where I lived I lied and said I lived closer so as not to look "desperate" for being willing to drive an hour to meet him. About two weeks later I'd gone on several dates and discovered I loved Orlando so much I took a leap and rented an apartment. I moved in a week later and also got offered the perfect job to start my career. Boy didn't last but the lie motivated me to make it truth.
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
I wonder why some people say "I LOVE this or that" when they actually truly HATE something, just because they want to be nice. Why can't they just say "thank you, you're very kind" and nothing more? You're still nice, you don't lie, you make the other feel nice, but they don't get a wrong idea about your likes/dislikes.
Kara Skinner 7 years ago
At the beginning of middle school, we moved to a new town but I didn't want to change schools and be the new kid while also dealing with puberty. My parents were cool with it and we never told the school that we moved. We used a P.O. box for all correspondence with the town and I told everyone that I couldn't have friends over anymore and that my parents didn't want me riding the bus to and from school because of bullies. All of this to keep people from finding out I didn't live in town anymore. The truth didn't come out until about a month before eighth grade graduation.
Margaret Devine 8 years ago
when I first started working (retail) about 20 years ago, there was only one other 'younger' gal in our department, and though I'm much older than her, we got to be good friends. Somehow, she got the idea that I loved the Beatles as much as she did, I can't remember... I do like some of their music, like much music of that era... Anyway, 20 years later, I'm on like half a dozen Beatles FB sites, and try to think of something Beatles to talk about whenever we get together!
Lisa Shaw 8 years ago
In my early 20's I belonged to a service club. We worked bingo events to generate money to donate back to our community projects. At one of the bingos 2 women saw me speaking with out president and determined that we were father and daughter, we laughed about it. 5 years later, we were at a convention in a boarder city for our district with 66 clubs and visitors from clubs in 3 states. Every single person who was looking for the governor, stopped me to ask me where my "dad" was. 2 women making a mistake at 1 bingo event, had spread the information to about 100 clubs. We actually came clean about it at the bingo and the convention, but nobody believed us! 25 years later I'm still running into people who ask me how my "dad" is doing! I've slipped a few times when I recognize the face but don't remember where I know them from, and tell them my dad died in 1987 ( my real dad)!
Melinda Folcia 8 years ago
There is a restaurant I have been to with my family since it’s opening when I was a child. The staff recognize me and saw me growing up. It is one of my favorite restaurants from the city so I naturally brought my dates there while growing up. The first time I brought my now husband to that restaurant, one very talkative employee thought my husband was the same person I dated previously. I did try to correct him but he was so sure of himself, I didn’t want to embarrass him by insisting it was a mistake. The thing is that the person he thinks my husband is committed suicide. I don’t have the courage to tell him that. My sweet husband knows what’s going on and plays along with me to not embarrass the employee every time we go back to that restaurant. We just laugh about that situation. It’s been 8 years since the first confusion.
Dustin McClain 8 years ago
I have a story like these. 2 years ago my girlfriend was working at an Aarons in a strip mall. In the sign sparrows and starlings had made nests and chicks were being booted from the nest unto a busy parking lot. My girlfriend was given the task to clean up the dead birds from the parking lot when she found 3 still alive. She brought them home and asked if we could help them. Turns out, baby birds have to eat every 30 min 24 hrs for weeks... well up until a week ago (11/1/17) the last house sparrow we took in died. But he ended up over seeing the birth and life of over a hundred chickens and ducks as our love for the feathered creatures expanded quickly. We got a 4 acre farm and now raise Chickens, both standard and bantam, ducks and partridge.
Kate Szymanski 8 years ago
Tinder location had me lying...I hopped onto Tinder one afternoon as I was on my way to a restaurant in the backseat of my parent's car. It was a restaurant close to Orlando which was about an hour from the small town where my parents lived. I'd just graduated college and had moved back home in between figuring out my next step. Tinder was a fun confidence boost and something fun to do while my parents bickered the whole way to dinner. Anyways, location when I opened the app lead to me matching with a guy who lived in Orlando. I kinda had the feeling I wanted to meet him so when he asked where I lived I lied and said I lived closer so as not to look "desperate" for being willing to drive an hour to meet him. About two weeks later I'd gone on several dates and discovered I loved Orlando so much I took a leap and rented an apartment. I moved in a week later and also got offered the perfect job to start my career. Boy didn't last but the lie motivated me to make it truth.
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
I wonder why some people say "I LOVE this or that" when they actually truly HATE something, just because they want to be nice. Why can't they just say "thank you, you're very kind" and nothing more? You're still nice, you don't lie, you make the other feel nice, but they don't get a wrong idea about your likes/dislikes.
Kara Skinner 7 years ago
At the beginning of middle school, we moved to a new town but I didn't want to change schools and be the new kid while also dealing with puberty. My parents were cool with it and we never told the school that we moved. We used a P.O. box for all correspondence with the town and I told everyone that I couldn't have friends over anymore and that my parents didn't want me riding the bus to and from school because of bullies. All of this to keep people from finding out I didn't live in town anymore. The truth didn't come out until about a month before eighth grade graduation.
Margaret Devine 8 years ago
when I first started working (retail) about 20 years ago, there was only one other 'younger' gal in our department, and though I'm much older than her, we got to be good friends. Somehow, she got the idea that I loved the Beatles as much as she did, I can't remember... I do like some of their music, like much music of that era... Anyway, 20 years later, I'm on like half a dozen Beatles FB sites, and try to think of something Beatles to talk about whenever we get together!
Lisa Shaw 8 years ago
In my early 20's I belonged to a service club. We worked bingo events to generate money to donate back to our community projects. At one of the bingos 2 women saw me speaking with out president and determined that we were father and daughter, we laughed about it. 5 years later, we were at a convention in a boarder city for our district with 66 clubs and visitors from clubs in 3 states. Every single person who was looking for the governor, stopped me to ask me where my "dad" was. 2 women making a mistake at 1 bingo event, had spread the information to about 100 clubs. We actually came clean about it at the bingo and the convention, but nobody believed us! 25 years later I'm still running into people who ask me how my "dad" is doing! I've slipped a few times when I recognize the face but don't remember where I know them from, and tell them my dad died in 1987 ( my real dad)!
Melinda Folcia 8 years ago
There is a restaurant I have been to with my family since it’s opening when I was a child. The staff recognize me and saw me growing up. It is one of my favorite restaurants from the city so I naturally brought my dates there while growing up. The first time I brought my now husband to that restaurant, one very talkative employee thought my husband was the same person I dated previously. I did try to correct him but he was so sure of himself, I didn’t want to embarrass him by insisting it was a mistake. The thing is that the person he thinks my husband is committed suicide. I don’t have the courage to tell him that. My sweet husband knows what’s going on and plays along with me to not embarrass the employee every time we go back to that restaurant. We just laugh about that situation. It’s been 8 years since the first confusion.
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