Secrets... Many people have things about themselves they don't want others to know. Sometimes you might think that you have a secret, but your significant other, friend or coworker quietly knows your secret too.

Maybe you know someone is keeping something from you, that you actually already know? Share your story with us!

#1

The first time my SO and I slept together I woke up during the night to use the bathroom. I came back in the room and she farted one of the loudest farts I've ever heard. I started laughing like crazy and she almost woke up. Almost. We've been together for seven years.

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Aaron Pie 12 months ago

True love.

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#2

My wife dropped my iPhone in a Port-A-Potty toilet. Luckily it has been so used there was a large pile of shit which gently held the phone above the liquid. She cleaned it off and gave it back to me. A year later I upgraded and gave her my old phone.
She insisted on purchasing a new cover even though I had a high-end OtterBox. I never understood why until one of the kids told on her.

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Aaron Pie 12 months ago

Sorry I can't hear you. The reception is shit.. Literally.

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#3

At night, once I go to bed, my boyfriend binge watches Gossip girl.

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Caitlyn McCracken 12 months ago

Understandable

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#4

Had a friend middle school who legitimately had a crush on Spongebob Squarepants.

She let me use her computer a couple of times and I snooped through her shit and found her stash of self-insert Spongebob fanfiction. Found a couple of NSFW drawings as well.

I couldn't really judge (I've had my fair share of animated crushes), but it was still bizarre experience.

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Aaron Pie 12 months ago

I don't even wanna begin to imagine what was going on in the NSWF pics.

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#5

My friend keeps a picture of Justin Bieber under her bed. I found it by mistake when we were playing some sort of hiding game with her 4 year old little sister, and i just awkwardly changed hiding spots. She had like a mini shrine to him under there, with drawings and stuff. She doesn’t know i know.

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Sumaya Clark 9 months ago

now she does

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#6

My roommate didn't know I was home when he brought his girlfriend over and had very loud and very kinky sex. I remained in my room all the time, and they left. Later on when he returned I pretended I didn't hear her screaming about the five fingers stuff...

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Sumaya Clark 9 months ago

what is the five finger stuff?

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#7

My friend was sleeping with a married man and she's had at least one abortion. When she got pregnant with her daughter and decided to keep it, I just went on with my act and even helped her out with clinic visits and shopping for the baby. Five years later and she still doesn't know I know. Her daughter is gorgeous.

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Aaron Pie 12 months ago

You are a good friend.

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#8

One of my cousin had a habit of shoplifting, nothing big or expensive, but mundane and small stuff like pencils, cheap pens, stickers. Her room was full of it, once when we were in a depot I saw her sneaking few pencils in her clutch. I went up to the store manager paid for those pencils. I did this 3 times in next couple of months, until one day she was caught red-handed by one of store managers. Store manager just let her go with a warning and told me later as he knew what I did in past. It was like 15 years back and she is married now and to all of our knowledge never shoplifted after the embarrassing moment of being caught red-handed. She was my best friend, I didn't wanted to loose our friendship if I confronted her, which would very well would have ended knowing her temper.
To this date she doesn't know, that I Knew! And I hope she never will.

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Yesulor Elorm 12 months ago

Now she knows

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#9

Once I saw my friend falling down some stairs once. She looked around to make sure no one saw and I hid behind a wall. After a minute I walked back around the corner where she was waiting. We chatted for a while until another girl came and asked about the loud noises she heard a while ago. My friend said she dropped her bag down the stairs. I haven't told her I saw her fall. I'm not going to lie though, it was pretty funny.

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Sree S 7 months ago

This is kinda cute tho.

#10

One time, Iwas going down stairs at midnight to get some water.
As I walked downstairs I heard the fridge open, I looked round the corner and saw my two younger brothers eating my chocolate ice cream cake that I made. The next day I asked where it was an both blamed it on each other, I let the case be. But they still to this day don’t know that I knew all along

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Mikleo 12 months ago

Both told the truth...

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