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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or yet worse: all devices come from apple and only have plugs that are compatible with nothing else but with that very device. Ah, and phones do not have audio jacks any more...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter how many times you shove that SD card in. it's always upside down

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to talk to your computer gently, take it out to dinner, and convince it that you are sincere and want a meaningful relationship. But you have to mean it. After all, your computer is waaaaaay smarter than you.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this happens to me. Why tf does it take me like 5 times to get it the right direction, what witch is casting a hex on me?! Lol

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better version : No matter how many times you press like on your Crush pic, it will never be liked.

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Al Wee
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a Flash Drive or ThumbDrive not USB. LMAO

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first thing I do with a new computer (or new usb hub or usb whatever) is learn which way is up. I hate USB ports that are upside down but I take a moment to figure it out so I'm not always fumbling about. Seriously do it. It's not hard to figure out.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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