102 Hilariously Sarcastic Retro Pics That Only Women Will Truly Understand

BusLady 7 years ago

Oh, I've been using it for years :-)

1point

Claudia Machado 7 years ago

Well they got out eventually :D

3points

Kay Ann 7 years ago

Personal space indeed.

2points

Amy Elizabeth 7 years ago

Omg!!! that's so funny. love it

2points

d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago

As a cactus, I disagree

1point

Florence Kinsami-Colby 7 years ago

HAHAHA

1point

Roz Noonan 3 years ago

Hahahaha!!

0points

Stephanie Kaimana 6 years ago

lmao!

0points

Ottmar Straub 7 years ago

funny - too stupid - this is the thinking-mode of many mothers without emotional intelligence

0points

Alvin J Frazier 7 years ago

thoughts you just can't unthink

0points

#2

Retro woman sarcastically cleaning with text: "cleaning one thing just makes everything else look dirtier."

Final score:

303points

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Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago

Now look what you've done!

41points

varwenea 7 years ago

This is so true! Once you start, you can't stop till it's "done", and it's always a much bigger job than I think!

4points

Lynda Touart 7 years ago

How am I going to put that back?

2points

My O My 7 years ago

So, what do we learn? Don't even get started 😁

2points

Kay Ann 7 years ago

Not really. What I do is that I focus in one specific area in a Day. That way I don't get too much exhausted and at least I can tell myself that I am a responsible girl.

0points

Aileen Grist 7 years ago

I hate that - you see a mark and wipe it - and suddenly you have to sort out the whole house. I used to have a neighbour who lifted her carpets once a month to clean the floor underneath. She asked me how often I washed the paintwork and didn't think my answer of 'when I decorate' was a good one.

0points

Eva Duspivová 7 years ago

So why don´t we go out and have a glass of wine or two instead ?

0points

Niall Mac Iomera 7 years ago

Yep, as a man, there is simply no way I can understand this?

0points

Nikki D 7 years ago

This speaks to me on the deepest, spiritual level.

0points

Bored Office Girl 7 years ago

Yes! And dusting the house is something I absolutely despise beyond belief. I'll go months without doing it. Terrible, I know. I realize more and more that life is too short to worry about stuff like that so much. If I didn't have time to vacuum this week, oh well. If clean dishes have been sitting out to dry one extra day, oh well. If I accidentally fell asleep without scooping the cat litter, oh well. It all will get done. Don't sweat it.

0points

Tammy Marie Skidgel 7 years ago

This has my Mom all over it. lol

0points

#3

Sarcastic retro illustration of a woman in front of an oven with humorous text about household cooking efforts.

Final score:

293points

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Jorge Castro 7 years ago

By your boyfriend too.

47points

Kiki 7 years ago

I dunno about that. The men in my family can put away some food, especially if it's home cooking.

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Is it just me ? Bothered because there is NO way all that food fit in that oven.

5points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

It would fit in my oven - but it is one that has a bigger interior than others I've had.

0points

earringnut 7 years ago

why did she put a gelatin salad in the oven?

5points

Jaded Queen 7 years ago

I will never say no to my mom's cooking. She is amazing. Nd a doctor so we rarely even get a chance to sit down for dinner. People who disrespect their parents (who actually care) deserve to burn in hell.

2points

Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago

Does the author think all women are parents?

2points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

And then they expect it three times a day forever.

1point

Connie Martin 7 years ago

She baked a Jello mold. That's awesome, that is.

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

5 hours to prepare, and 15 minutes to gobble down.

1point

Elin Eliasson 7 years ago

Kolvanov Don't take this the wrong way but, what is your problem? I am just really curious, where do you get these things and why would you think it's appropriate to be writing these offensive comments under EVERY SINGLE POST? Based on the replies and downvotes you've gotten, shouldn't you have figured out that people don't agree with or appreciate what you are saying?

0points

Alvin J Frazier 7 years ago

that oven is HUGE. (big enough to hold any ingrates)

0points

#4

Retro image of a woman in an apron humorously responding to a child about dinner, showcasing sarcastic humor.

Final score:

285points

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panda_panda 7 years ago

Just like Mom used to make...

68points

Jörg Zingler 7 years ago

Mum knows best.

1point

Norma 7 years ago

Oooo, we had this a lot when I was a kid!

4points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

We have this three times a week.

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

That's how I pretty much plan what I'm gonna make my family, lol. Of course I do stick with food I know they like but there's a lot of latitude for me to tweak things and put a different spin on the dish by adding or dropping an ingredient because I'm thinking that would be very tasty. So I'm evil, but I'm nice evil.

0points

This Lil Raccoon 7 years ago

Mmm, I remember Mama making that

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

That's a well stocked fridge.

1point

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

Not sure why you got a down vote for that! Have an upvote on me.

1point

Barbara Bamonti 3 years ago

Hilarious!

0points

Kimberly Baker 4 years ago

lol

0points

Mechelle Boudreaux 6 years ago

i love it

0points

Stephanie Kaimana 6 years ago

hahahaha

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Love this one!

0points

#5

Retro image of a mother happily holding a baby, with sarcastic text about parenting.

Final score:

265points

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Norma 7 years ago

Ah, the fun of passing the dysfunction on...

50points

mbergen 7 years ago

Putting the 'fun' back in dysfunctional :-)

5points

Bob 2.0 7 years ago

Ok, why is it that "only women" would understand this? Dads exist too.

4points

varwenea 7 years ago

It's click bait.

6points

Kristie Townsend 4 years ago

Pmsl 😅

0points

Josephine Moore 5 years ago

🤣🤣

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

This is truly scary

0points

Ottmar Straub 7 years ago

great one - most aren't aware of their messing-up

0points

Alvin J Frazier 7 years ago

we are all the victims of our childhood

0points

Pandola 7 years ago

I agree...

0points

Full Name 7 years ago

There should be a helicopter in the background of this one for today's parents.

0points

#6

Sarcastic retro picture of woman cleaning windows, dust rag in hand, with humorous quote about spying.

Final score:

205points

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Luis Milian 7 years ago

we all have done this. Oh the cleaning

17points

Norma 7 years ago

...there, there Gladys Kravitz...

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Good one

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Synonyms for - Neighborhood Watch Officer!

3points

Riff Raff 1/2 7 years ago

...or neighborhood perv!

0points

Alvin J Frazier 7 years ago

that was my gram

1point

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

A women's work is never done !!!

1point

Ruby & Meem 7 years ago

Haha this is so true. Sometimes you don't even want to listen. They were talking so loud that you can't not hear! :D

1point

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

add kitchen porn to this and it will be it's not cheating if you're holding a dust rag..

0points

Jeannie Carle 7 years ago

LOL

0points

Nikki D 7 years ago

AAAAAAbner!

0points

Hamlets twin 7 years ago

Reminds me of George Formby - When i'm cleaning windows

0points

#7

Retro woman with a sarcastic expression saying, “didn't I just feed them yesterday?”

Final score:

203points

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Paige Loewen 7 years ago

Son: Why should I make my bed if I'm just going to sleep in it tonight? Mother: Why should I feed you if I know you're going to die someday anyways?

69points

Pixel Gaming and Friends 7 years ago

I’m gonna use that when I have kids! (Look out parenting world)

4points

Dara 7 years ago

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA found my favorite here

2points

Gabriel Proulx-Jalbert 7 years ago

Should be : "Didn't I just feed them an hour ago?"

2points

Gryffindor4ever 7 years ago

More like: "didn't I just feed then 5 mins ago?"

0points

adoracat 7 years ago

Kids and pets, you feed them once then they expect food EVERY day!

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

Yep, and you'll feed them again every day until they are 18. Then they will go to college and live off of pizza, ramen and beer for the next 4 years.

1point

Nini Meow 7 years ago

Yeah cooking takes away a chunk of our time..

1point

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Ain't a bloody mystery eh?

1point

Kristie Townsend 4 years ago

Ha ha 🤣🤣😁

0points

#8

Sarcastic retro image of a smiling woman with 1950s style, text humorously commenting on motherhood.

Final score:

201points

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Aud Wey 7 years ago

Priceless!!

20points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

When did kids pay attention to their parents?

3points

issam 7 years ago

That's what you think .. until you start seeing yourself flourish from their Innocents faces

2points

Winnie Beebe 7 years ago

so true but my friends do ...lmao

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Reverse psycology

1point

Roz Noonan 3 years ago

Love it!!

0points

Barbara Bamonti 3 years ago

So funny!

0points

Ellen Koch Taylor 7 years ago

Lol

0points

#9

Woman smiling with a cat, embracing retro sarcasm, with text saying, "cats don’t care if you’re crazy."

Final score:

200points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Coz cats can take revenge easily.

16points

Juana 7 years ago

Which is one reason why we love them so.

5points

Swarf 7 years ago

I think that one does, a little bit.

3points

Diane Ryan 7 years ago

That's why I love them

1point

Elly Essenberg 7 years ago

They even accept me.

1point

marnidarr 7 years ago

Dogs either.

1point

Sunzilla 7 years ago

Because they are crazier than us.

1point

Barbara Bamonti 3 years ago

That's me!

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

My new motto!!

0points

Lylan Daina 7 years ago

LEGIT

0points

#10

Retro image of a woman lounging on a sofa with sarcastic text emphasizing, "a woman's work is never done."

Final score:

195points

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varwenea 7 years ago

Bumblebee skirt

17points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

it goes well with the a wasp waist

3points

Huong Linh Vu 7 years ago

Love the dress so much.

2points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Felt, uncomfortable to wear, impossible to care for, rips with a harsh look.

1point

Cici Snow 7 years ago

Lol me

1point

carola 7 years ago

Does she looks like Amal Clooney 30 years from now, or what?

0points

Caroline Driver 7 years ago

I should have this on my wall

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHA! So true in my house.

0points

Teleri Nyfain 7 years ago

My personal favorite...

0points

Pandola 7 years ago

this is a very "chic" picture...

0points

Irina Peshinskaya 7 years ago

I will hang it on the wall!

0points

Luala Dy 7 years ago

oh s**t, that's me =D

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

She must not have kids.

0points

#11

Retro image of a woman at a sewing machine with sarcastic caption about making things yourself.

Final score:

152points

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JustABobcat 7 years ago

Amen!

20points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

Ever notice that sewing patterns still use the 1950s sizes? Today's size 6 is 1950s size 12... that's why everyone thinks Marilyn Monroe was fat. She wasn't. Designers have reassigned the numbers to convince women they have lost weight.

2points

Full Name 7 years ago

I know. I've read so many times about how big MM was, but unless they had photoshop back then (hint: nope) then Monroe was just fine.

0points

Aileen Grist 7 years ago

Yes, yes yes

1point

Pandola 7 years ago

genious...

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

A size 3 on Rodeo Drive is a size 16 at Walmart.

1point

Kathleen Mcconaha 1 year ago

a good reason to take up sewing!!

0points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

😂

0points

Stephanie Kaimana 6 years ago

lol

0points

Alicia Chibuike 7 years ago

The sizing is already whatever the manufacturer says it is, so why not us too? If their just gonna make stuff up as they see fit instead of holding to an industrial standard (like they should) then we can make it up too.

0points

Alicia 7 years ago

Oooo ;)

0points

#12

Retro woman in elegant dress and crown with text "dress for the job you want" showcasing sarcasm.

Final score:

145points

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Cici Snow 7 years ago

I want to be a stay at home trophy wife.

44points

Martha Meyer 7 years ago

Make sure to get a good marriage contract then just in case a new trophy comes along to replace you.

6points

Horosho Bodka 7 years ago

So do I, but I'm really more of a participation certificate than a trophy...

4points

adoracat 7 years ago

The very first company event TheEngineer took me to, I was asked what I do...and I answered "trophy wife". I've also answered "arm ornament". He's happy with me, what else matters?

3points

Rafael Tiba 7 years ago

be careful, you can end up becoming the FLOTUS

3points

Kiki 7 years ago

Do you want the old, ugly husband to go with it? If you want to be a trophy wife, you better make sure he is young and handsome.

2points

Master Markus 7 years ago

Well, sometimes I do think about how I could use a sugar daddy.

2points

Dwayne Bruny 7 years ago

Two-step education gets you there: 1. Learn to give killer BJs 2. Learn to keep your mouth shut and stay very, very fit

1point

Sophster 7 years ago

ghehe

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

If I could afford to dress for the job I want, I wouldn't need a job.

0points

Pandola 7 years ago

queen...

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

She wants to be "Queen for the Day"

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Referring to latest royal wedding eh?

0points

Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago

It looks like someone shot her right through her maidenform and she's bleeding out. Gracefully.

-2points

#13

Sarcastic retro image of a woman and child baking, with humorous text about valium making activities fun.

Final score:

144points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Hahahaha.. Ohh myyy goddd .. some of these are really savage!

25points

Pandola 7 years ago

savage but honest

4points

Amy Elizabeth 7 years ago

Back then it was sold out of Sears catalog called Mommy's Little Helper. it's true

6points

Jörg Zingler 7 years ago

http://www.songtexte.com/songtext/the-rolling-stones/mothers-little-helper-5b979314.html

1point

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Better living through chemistry.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

Those old stoves were great, a good design !!!

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

And she's running for the cover of her mothers little helper!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Can I have some, Mommy? " "No, dear, you have to wait until you grow up, get married, and have children of your own"

0points

Belle_Panda 7 years ago

Give ME Valium NOW 👅 😎😎

-2points

#14

Sarcastic retro image of women baking, captioned about covering mistakes with frosting.

Final score:

133points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

I don't think her children will look good all covered up in Frost :) ... {I am prepared to get down voted on this comment by all PC people out there. }

86points

Daria B 7 years ago

I am one of the PC people. I use a personal computer. Oh... Not that PC? ♥

12points

Shari H 7 years ago

My first thought was that she planned to cover her hubby in frosting...

5points

Rhea Gonsalves 7 years ago

I'm pretty sure the meme was indeed referring to her kids as accidents.

4points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

No problem. I've never been PC. I'm one of those weird holdouts that thought PC violated my freedom of speech.

2points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Or perhaps they would look better.

0points

BlackestDawn 7 years ago

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My O My 7 years ago

Life would as then taste good

3points

eleven's eggos 7 years ago

Ohhhhhh! NOW I know why I'm covered in frosting!

1point

Gibberint Dark 7 years ago

My mother made a chocolate cake with real chocolate on the top, Chocolate so thick the knife BENT when she tried to cut it...!!

1point

Justi 7 years ago

What's the point of cooking in your best clothes? And btw I don't understand American cakes. There's too much cake and not enough cream.

1point

Barbara Bamonti 3 years ago

Very funny!

0points

Cherrie Carnaghi 4 years ago

Wait! Isn't that why we head over to Dunkin Donuts???

0points

Caroline Driver 7 years ago

Frosting is vile, vaguely sweetened gooey fat. Proper buttercream icing is delish

0points

M.J. J. 7 years ago

Frosting makes Soooo many things better

0points

Robert Morson 7 years ago

Have you ever tried?

0points

#15

Vintage woman in an orange dress sitting on a sofa, with sarcastic text about cocktails and proving his mom right.

Final score:

132points

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Norma 7 years ago

This IS the b***h his mama warned him about!

17points

BusLady 7 years ago

She's one cocktail away from telling her MIL that she's sick of her s**t!

4points

Pandola 7 years ago

just one...

0points

Winnie Beebe 7 years ago

hahaha...love these ,keep them coming!

0points

Winnie Beebe 7 years ago

hahaha , love these...keep them coming

0points

#16

Retro illustration of a woman reading to two children with a sarcastic text overlay.

Final score:

128points

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Martha Meyer 7 years ago

The kids look sceptical! lol

38points

John Bennick 7 years ago

They're wondering why Mommy is naked in the magazine and who all those strange men are.

2points

Molly 7 years ago

A true fairytale

2points

Scott Basham 7 years ago

“But that is just a fairytale”

2points

marnidarr 7 years ago

No, no, no. The DRINK is first!

1point

Char Char 7 years ago

No way. I sense some fuckery afoot!

1point

Pandola 7 years ago

what a fairytale...

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Boy: "But, Mommy, it says right here...."

1point

rhyan lumilay 7 years ago

Well usually mommy deserves some break from work.

1point

MN Free Spirit 7 years ago

I want this in magnet form for my fridge

1point

Norma 7 years ago

Not necessarily in that order, tyvm!

1point

#17

Two women in retro attire with sarcastic text about being paranoid in a church setting.

Final score:

122points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Coz everyone here is stoned, why do you think they are singing songs for a man on a cloud?

14points

furrybumkins 7 years ago

Hallelujah!

4points

정유진 7 years ago

Lol .. You are so funny.

4points

Kay Ann 7 years ago

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정유진 7 years ago

Well.. Your rosy cheeks say it all.

1point

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

Smell my breath, can you smell the vodka?

0points

Coreen Kerr 7 years ago

Now that was funny!!

0points

Wendy Ongaro 7 years ago

lol!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Of course they do. Who wears red to Church?"

-1point

BusLady 7 years ago

What is that woman doing with her left arm?

-1point

Horosho Bodka 7 years ago

Got stoned, then had lesbionics in the coat room...

-3points

Liananananana 7 years ago

Umm..... Define lesbionics

0points

#18

Sarcastic retro image of a woman driving a car with the text: "I drive them everywhere... they drive me crazy."

Final score:

120points

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Norma 7 years ago

...which is back where I started! Let's have wine...

15points

LOttawa 7 years ago

Yep, and that why unconditional love was created...

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Turn up the music and try to pretend they're not back there.

2points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

My Mom said this all the time!

1point

M.J. J. 7 years ago

Chauffeur Mom!! (or is it Chauffesse???)

1point

Gibberint Dark 7 years ago

My ex drove me to drink... Frequently...!!!

1point

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Maybe it's because they're embarrassed by that weird thing on your head. So did you aspire to be an elf when you were younger?

0points

#19

Retro image of a woman and girl by an open fridge with text: "expiration dates are for the weak."

Final score:

117points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Hahahahaa.. ohh fck.. that's Savage, specially with those expressions, its just funny as hell.

17points

Norma 7 years ago

and close that damn fridge door, you're letting all the cold out! geez...

11points

panda_panda 7 years ago

MAN UP AND DRINK THE MI-- I MEAN CHEESE

6points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

Live life on the edge

1point

Stargazer66 1 year ago

Man I can so relate. Drinking milk that was a little off because it 'smelt fine' to mom.

0points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

My mom pulled that c**p. We'd tell her the milk had gone bad and she demand to 'smell it' as the ultimate decider whether we drink milk that's just started to get bad so there's not much smell but you can taste that it's going bad. We always lost. *gag*

0points

Kristie Townsend 4 years ago

Pmsl 😅😭😅😆

0points

Annette Eyrich 5 years ago

That's true in my house, we have super genes😂

0points

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

i swear i'm telling this all the time

0points

Dwayne Bruny 7 years ago

0points

rhyan lumilay 7 years ago

Daughter: Seriously mom!? Seriously!?

0points

#20

Retro illustration of a woman in a kitchen with a humorous to-do list: procrastinate, coffee break, repeat.

Final score:

108points

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Belle_Panda 7 years ago

Yes! ! !

16points

Mademoiselle Mirage 7 years ago

If something could represent me.. it would be this

2points

Pandola 7 years ago

my list is 1) procrastinate 2) tea 3) repeat...

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

# 4: Sneak a glass of wine.

2points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Sounds like a plan to me!

2points

Nini Meow 7 years ago

Only resolution I'd be able to keep!

2points

Eva Ysa 7 years ago

They have tot turn all of these into refrigerator magnets.

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

I want HER job! lol!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Covered!

0points

Tierra Muldoon 7 years ago

Her waist

0points

#21

Sarcastic retro image of a woman cooking eggs with text humorously suggesting being replaced by a robot.

Final score:

101points

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Ms. Understood 7 years ago

Yep, I'm sure a robot could make better chocolate with eggs.

25points

Sally Appleton 7 years ago

A robot could also probably turn its head all the way around instead of just most of the way.

1point

Stargazer66 1 year ago

It's bacon

0points

Emma Dingle 7 years ago

That's not chocolate. It's bacon.

-2points

John Ashley 7 years ago

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Stargazer66 2 years ago

Poor woman only has a stove with two burners? I'd want a stand in too.

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

You may get your wish if you continue to cook on the washer.

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Bring on the Stepford Wives!

0points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

Vanessa! You're a FEMBOT!

0points

Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago

A Stepford wife?

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

And the toast is burning while she's posing for this photo.

-1point

#22

Retro women walking with handbags and gloves, with sarcastic caption about children catching up.

Final score:

96points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Mine, or yours?

19points

marnidarr 7 years ago

In the end, does it matter?

1point

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

I think if we lifted our skirts above our knees, we could break into a run.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

Both silly !!!

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

They're doing pretty good because the children are no where in sight!

0points

#23

Sarcastic retro pic of a woman in the kitchen with a cooking pot and a humorous caption about putting her needs last.

Final score:

95points

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Nini Meow 7 years ago

Thats what we have been doing all the time.

15points

Sarah Baldwin 7 years ago

Welcome to the wonderful world of step patenting 😢

2points

marnidarr 7 years ago

Did you pick up that rat poison at the hardware store, like I asked you too, darling?

1point

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Since when did we put our needs first?

1point

Barbara Bamonti 3 years ago

More truth spoken in jest!

0points

Cherrie Carnaghi 4 years ago

It's why she's holding the spoon. Metal has no give in it!

0points

Actually, 2019 is my year 7 years ago

Cue Kolvanov...I can now accurately predict which ones he will comment on

0points

M.J. J. 7 years ago

Watch out!! she's holding a wooden spoon!!!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Yep. I'll just put them right here on the back burner."

0points

#24

Retro woman in red dress holding phone with a humorous caption about calling her mother.

Final score:

92points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Unrelated - I want those telephones back everywhere, so that people will dial less and specially our lives will be relieved of stupid text messages.

28points

Hisseefit 7 years ago

Except when we had those phones you couldn't screen your calls. I have several telemarketers daily.

13points

LOttawa 7 years ago

I still have one in my basement, scares me every time it rings (it's loud and its an old fashion ring)

6points

Magpie 7 years ago

Still got a landline phone here in Australia. Not sure if i'm looking forward to nbn or not.

4points

Martha Meyer 7 years ago

Why on earth should it be scary to call your mother? I wish I could still call mine,

2points

정유진 7 years ago

With your mom gone to heaven.. maybe yes. But with your mom

-1point

Rosie Parsons 7 years ago

It’s Ellie Goulding!

0points

Louise Brigance 7 years ago

You could easily forget who you were calling by the time you finished dialing.

0points

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

Oh yes indeed !!!

0points

Alicia 7 years ago

this is savage

0points

Swarf 7 years ago

Yup. That’s why your mother took the call.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

I just went to Walmart with 3 preschoolers and a long shopping list.

-1point

#25

Sarcastic retro image of a woman bending with text about favorite yoga position being on sofa with wine.

Final score:

92points

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Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago

Also known as the 'couch potato' pose.

14points

BusLady 7 years ago

"I'm so tired of picking up toys. But it's good for my figure"

4points

Talia Johnson 7 years ago

this one requires intensive practice

1point

Aud Wey 7 years ago

Mine too girl! ;)

1point

sharron lynn parsons 7 years ago

Good one !!!

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

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#26

Retro couple with sarcastic text: "Love makes the world go 'round, but vodka makes it spin."

Final score:

92points

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Pixel Gaming and Friends 7 years ago

Yayyyyyyy vodka!!

12points

Magpie 7 years ago

... and get your hand out of my butt. gahh male models.

2points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Someone somewhere is missing their favorite blanket.

1point

Hannah Hudson-Lee 7 years ago

GIN makes it spin.

1point

Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHA! SO true!

0points

Su Murgatroyd 7 years ago

Yep

0points

#27

Retro scene with a woman standing near a sofa, and a man sitting, highlighting humor that women will understand.

Final score:

88points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

There's never a correct answer!

13points

Magpie 7 years ago

yes there is : You always look so lovely to me, I can't tell about the clothes. ( adjust pronouns as necessary. erm.. handsome / beautiful / strong, lot of room for improvising here )

3points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

You can never go wrong with. Screen-Sho...3a-png.jpg

0points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Amy Elizabeth 7 years ago

ohhh ok didn't know. gotcha just look at these stories when i'm "bored" haha get it.

0points

Amy Elizabeth 7 years ago

ok i get it.. you are looking for down votes by commenting on every picture, Attention all Ladies and Gentlemen, someone's looking for attention. perhaps you are one of those incels?

-2points

Steven and Julie Sims 2 years ago

My Hubs actually tells me his truth, I don't ask anymore.

0points

SIB 7 years ago

😃

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Oh, I was reading and didn't realize you were home.

0points

M.J. J. 7 years ago

Gentlemen of the world, it's a trick question...

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

And that's when the fight started!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Come on, Honey. I'll be finished reading this whole stack of books by the time you're finished dressing."

-1point

#28

Sarcastic retro image of a woman at an information desk, with humorous text about stupid questions.

Final score:

86points

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Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

I notice it's a woman who's got all the answers . . .

1point

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

eventually

0points

marnidarr 7 years ago

Please step back behind the line, sir.

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

It's just the people asking the questions dear

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

There are also a lot of stupid answers.

-1point

#29

Retro image of a man and woman cooking outdoors; woman sarcastically asking if camping is fun.

Final score:

86points

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John Ashley 7 years ago

Is it the man expressing this because he's the one cooking, or is it the woman... because the man is cooking?

10points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

They've all been from the woman's perspective so far but I don't think the cooking's actually the issue here...

5points

Hamlets twin 7 years ago

I think they all said it in unison

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

They're faking it for the kid. The kid loves camping, they hate it. But they just found out lil Tommy won't be around very long so they're bucking up and taking lil Tommy camping before the big lights out!

0points

marnidarr 7 years ago

So, in either case, you're saying it's the woman who should be doing the cooking? Go back to your cave, dude.

-1point

Lizard Queen 7 years ago

Joan Crawford went camping?!

4points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

That was my thought. Look at those eyebrows!

4points

Blue Cicada 7 years ago

All the work, none of the indoor plumbing.

4points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

Okay kids, let's pack up and get dad to the first aid station. He just picked up a cast iron skillet off the campfire -- with his bare hand.

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Mom: "Wow! I finally get to eat a meal I didn't cook"

3points

Michael Farnam 7 years ago

Campimg

3points

Aud Wey 7 years ago

That smile though!!! That's me!! Love nature but scared of insects... I smile and cry inside! :)

3points

Destiny nerd 7 years ago

The boys face!!!😁

2points

Amy Rose 7 years ago

The expression on the boy's face is utterly terrifying.

1point

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

Pretty much!

1point

#30

Sarcastic retro image of a woman in a vintage kitchen holding a treat for a dog standing on hind legs.

Final score:

85points

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Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago

Said the dog.

30points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

HAHAHA! Brilliant answer!

2points

BusLady 7 years ago

"I've been standing like this for 5 minutes, while people are taking pictures. Gimme the treat already, would ya, Lady?"

2points

Shelley DuVal 4 years ago

She looks like Olive Oyl.

0points

Kristie Townsend 4 years ago

The world according to my own special kid Emily the English Bulldog 🐶🐾😁🤣

0points

marnidarr 7 years ago

Some things never change.

0points

Alicia 7 years ago

that's me when i grow up

0points

#31

Retro woman with a playful smile, wearing lace gloves and a hat, humorously captioned about mascara as exercise.

Final score:

78points

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rossi pomares 7 years ago

hahahahaha

15points

BusLady 7 years ago

Someone's been busy with the crochet hook. And likes butterflies!

3points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Love it!!

0points

mary fisher 2 years ago

What's exercise?

0points

Alicia 7 years ago

same tho

0points

#32

Retro woman in a glamorous mask, sarcastically dismissing dust, highlighting 1950s interior with yellow chairs in the background.

Final score:

77points

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Anneli Saksakulm 7 years ago

best picture :D!

8points

mary fisher 2 years ago

family of dust will be there tomorrow, visiting.

0points

Cathy Smart 6 years ago

My name is Arlene Francis and this is TO TELL THE TRUTH!!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

I try to do all my cleaning in diamonds and satin

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"I wear this while I'm cleaning. I've only tripped over the furniture 12 times today"

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

That's Me to my partner, after not cleaning the house after a week.

-1point

#33

Sarcastic retro illustration showing a woman in a coat, with humorous text about feeling homicidal after giving up carbs.

Final score:

76points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Hangry?

17points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Yes, by the look on your face I think maybe you're right

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Lol! Carb withdrawal is tough.

0points

#34

Retro woman holding a dish with text overlay: "1% inspiration, 99% random stuff from the fridge." Hilariously sarcastic image.

Final score:

72points

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Louise Brigance 7 years ago

Oh God...Mom's using the Campbell's Soup Cook Book again...Where's the Pepto Bismol?

1point

Barbara Meyer 7 years ago

Presentation is everything

1point

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

"...that kinda look like vaginas in weird kinda way...

0points

Grace Robertson 4 years ago

OMG! those look body parts, that I don't want to say what they look like to me.

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

That looks wrong on every level.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

She found the recipe in the Betty Crocker Cookbook.

0points

#35

Retro image of a woman dreaming humorously about a clean house, surrounded by colorful flowers.

Final score:

72points

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Paige Loewen 7 years ago

...and then I woke up.

20points

Magpie 7 years ago

...and realised I was wearing full makeup ....

2points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

...(cleaned) by someone else

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

...and my husband lasted longer LMFAO

0points

Susan Forbes 7 years ago

I have this mug AND the refrigerator magnet

0points

Alicia 7 years ago

but then reality struck me

0points

criminalgirl 7 years ago

Said nobody..ever...

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Go back to sleep.

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

I dream that everyday, nothing wrong in that love.

-1point

#36

Sarcastic retro image of a woman with text: "I’m not laughing on the inside either," depicting a humorous expression.

Final score:

69points

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Kay Ann 7 years ago

I don't believe you. We know all well that smile.

3points

Nini Meow 7 years ago

Are you lying?

1point

mary fisher 2 years ago

You did something to the Ba***rd, didn't you

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

You won't be laughing when they spray paint your fur.

0points

Stephanie Villarreal 7 years ago

Back in the 50's, people thought fur was ok. Lighten up.

3points

Anneli Saksakulm 7 years ago

she`s pretty

-2points

#37

Two retro women in elegant dresses with a sarcastic caption discussing "moderation" in drinking.

Final score:

67points

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Kay Ann 7 years ago

Hahahaha.. this is nice.. 😀

9points

Kay Ann 7 years ago

Drink with moderation, they say. Right?

3points

Darlene Stevens 7 years ago

hahaha

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

They already kicked her out for getting too drunk.

0points

#38

Retro woman in red dress with humorous text about forgetting why she entered a room, embodying sarcastic humor.

Final score:

67points

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My O My 7 years ago

Every single day

16points

Bunzilla 7 years ago

Apparently it's because when you walk through a doorway, it serves as an 'event boundary', which will cause your brain to file away what you were thinking about to make room for new thoughts. It's called the 'doorway effect'. So don't feel too bad, it's just the way our brains are wired. :)

5points

adoracat 7 years ago

Had a friend who explained that as "you walked faster than your thought bubble could go". ;)

3points

Deborah Stewart 7 years ago

10 times a day!

1point

Alicia 7 years ago

relatable

1point

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Leave and come back in again, it usually works

1point

Deborah McLaughlin 4 years ago

I actually love that dress.

0points

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 7 years ago

Any time. Anywhere. Where was I?

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

I'm old. That's my excuse.

0points

#39

Man in chef hat holding hotdog with woman laughing, capturing hilariously sarcastic retro humor.

Final score:

67points

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Cici Snow 7 years ago

I have never had a boyfriend or husband who cooks. What am I doing wrong?

9points

LOttawa 7 years ago

screw up diner a few times... you'll see... that's how I got him to BBQ... eh eh eh

9points

Cactuar Jon 7 years ago

stop dating straight boys ;)

4points

rhyan lumilay 7 years ago

And still looks, damn hot asf!? Just don't let your neighbor taste his hotdog though.

3points

Dianna Siever 7 years ago

Let him starve or go broke. Eventually he'll put his big boy pants on and learn to take care of himself.

2points

Barbara Meyer 7 years ago

Mine does. So do I but he enjoys it so, have at it. He even uses recipes and cookbooks! Not me.

2points

Shari H 7 years ago

Feeding him...

1point

Magpie 7 years ago

Pick any seven days a fortnight: Just do not cook. If he asks " what's for dinner? " , you answer "whatever you are cooking". It might take a while to get through the take aways stage, but so long as he is paying, who cares?.

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

You lost the contest of who cooks the worst. Loser gets the job, lol.

0points

Jon Chevalier 7 years ago

you must have cooked for him first..

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Find someone who was a bachelor for a time. Unless they had a string of accommodating girlfriends, they will have learned to take care of themselves.

0points

Luala Dy 7 years ago

you gotta teach them ^^

0points

Dara 7 years ago

My dream

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Hehe. Win - Win!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

And the Valium wins again

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

I married my hubby cause he could cook. OK, he had a nice butt too. 😁

0points

#40

Sarcastic retro image of a man reading a fairy tale to a child, captioned humorously about a prince's fate.

Final score:

66points

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Kathy Baylis 7 years ago

The kid's face!

16points

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

really works with the caption

2points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

That kid grew up to be a writer, he was the pioneer of happy ending stories.

0points

Sandra Smith 7 years ago

I'm horrified by the interior design choices here. Chartreuse furniture with salmon wallpaper? OMG.

0points

Destiny nerd 7 years ago

The kids like, "golly fellas, thats redunkulous!"

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Little boy's like "Damn! I'm gonna be an unemployed bum all my life!"

0points

#41

Retro woman in a patterned dress, with text "everything matches after four martinis," showcasing sarcastic humor.

Final score:

66points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Well, the couch and the curtains match. The chair , they found at the side of the road, with a "Free" sign on it.

16points

Michelle French 4 years ago

But do the drapes and the rug match?

1point

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

It's eclectic. A la Marty Crane from Fraisier perhaps?

2points

Justi 7 years ago

<3

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

they blend

0points

#42

Sarcastic retro image of a woman holding a mirror with the text: "mirror, mirror, on the wall... I'm my mother after all."

Final score:

64points

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My O My 7 years ago

Relatable

12points

Heidrance 7 years ago

i'd love that. my mother is a petite delicate creature. i take after my dad, and am therefore a buffalo.

4points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

That's why I avoid mirrors.

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

1point

SykesDaMan 7 years ago

What wall?

-1point

#43

Sarcastic retro image of a woman showing a man an empty fridge with humorous text overlay.

Final score:

64points

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BusLady 7 years ago

That tiny fridge. I had one in the 70's.

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Lol. We've all been there.

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

There is nothing to eat

0points

Mad Haberdasheress 7 years ago

Wife slams heavy fridge door on husband in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

0points

Dara 7 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

The phone's in the other room, go call someone who cares

0points

#44

Retro woman stretching in bed under pink sheets with sarcastic text about a fitness tracker recording napping as exercise.

Final score:

63points

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Debra Brown 7 years ago

I need hers instead of my Fitbit hahaha

7points

BusLady 7 years ago

Good. Sleep is important.

0points

#45

Sarcastic retro image of a woman cleaning, saying she's mediocre at housekeeping, reflecting humor women will understand.

Final score:

63points

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Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

that's called not applying yourself to the job you'd rather not have

6points

BusLady 7 years ago

Aren't we all?

2points

sunnyrei82 7 years ago

oh, this is my new phone wallpaper!

1point

mary fisher 2 years ago

What is this housekeeping thing?

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

yes, yes I am.

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

That's a couple of levels higher than me.

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

So me!

0points

athornedrose 7 years ago

Me

0points

#46

Sarcastic retro woman in pink outfit with humorous diet preferences; caption highlights selective eating and drinking habits.

Final score:

62points

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BusLady 7 years ago

She must not eat much....

5points

Emma Dingle 7 years ago

I was going to say the same thing.

1point

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Seems like a lot of these ladies like to drink

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

What is she, a model?

0points

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

this is so me

0points

#47

Two women chatting in a grocery store, capturing hilariously sarcastic retro vibes that women will understand.

Final score:

60points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

And Mary didn't had a restriction of 140 characters!

28points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

But sometimes you wish she did, lol.

0points

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

love this.

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

The old joke: Telephone, Telegraph, or tell Mary. We all know a Mary.

1point

Kay Ann 7 years ago

Nosy people are everywhere and gossiping is a favourite pastime.

1point

mary fisher 2 years ago

My name is Mary. Talk to me!!!!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Amen my sistah!

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Memo to Kolvanov: Did you miss the part that says "only women will understand"? You're in the wrong place and it's upsetting the cosmic balance.

0points

Kelly Hartle 7 years ago

Little Miss AT&T herself!

0points

#48

Retro image of a woman in bed with a sarcastic caption, reflecting women's humorous sentiments about camping.

Final score:

59points

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Full Name 7 years ago

What's not to love about taking all the things you can normally do with ease and making them unnecessarily hard?

12points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

And be comfortable while you're doing them! lol.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

So, you don't miss bug bites, sleeping on the hard ground, and not being able to shower for 3 days?

4points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

I know! She's mad isn't she?!

1point

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

The rest of the family is happy you're not camping with them too

3points

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago

camping is volunteering to be homeless and paying for it

1point

mary fisher 2 years ago

Luxury spa, with a naked man.

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

It's true

0points

Eva Ysa 7 years ago

I love It too

0points

Talia Johnson 7 years ago

Me too, Betty, me too

0points

#49

Retro image of a woman placing a tiara on a girl in a tutu, with humorous sarcastic text.

Final score:

55points

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The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

It depends on how you define success. We also don't know what kind of childhood most people had. Sorry! Suddenly realised I was being way too serious for this comedic submission!

4points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Oohh Ultimate stage mom making her compete with the person who had maybe a worse childhood than she did. 15/10! Bravo!

0points

Kristie Townsend 4 years ago

Lol 🤣

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

I dare say you are going to be a superstar!

0points

Pandola 7 years ago

none

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Is that how Honey Boo Boo got started?

0points

#50

Retro image of a woman in a pink dress with text about needing "kickass shoes" to "kick a*s," surrounded by heels.

Final score:

55points

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Randomcthulu 7 years ago

Yep, one pair in every color ;D

12points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Which are pointy shoes!

0points

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

So when I kick your ass, you'll be walking with THREE shoes on!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Yup

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"What do you think? Which shoes go best with this housecoat?"

0points

#51

Sarcastic retro image of women socializing, one serving drinks, with humorous text about medical m*******a.

Final score:

55points

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BusLady 7 years ago

So THAT'S what they have in that bag. Hope they brought enough for everyone.

3points

Sarah McManus 7 years ago

😂😂

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

So that's how to get invited to all the parties!

0points

mary fisher 2 years ago

I can just go down the street and get it from the POT store. It's legal now.

0points

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

Whoot whoot!! Let's get this party started! We're gonna get faded yo! (Girl in background)

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

...and the edibles.

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

I will invite them as well. I need such friends in my life. Note - I don't smoke pot, but I love watching ppl smoking pot and then do stupid things afterwards.

-3points

#52

Retro family in a car with sarcastic text about needing a village to raise children, highlighting humorous vintage themes.

Final score:

52points

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BusLady 7 years ago

"It takes a village to raise a child" No one said anything about multiple children.

16points

Paige Loewen 7 years ago

I need to live there

4points

Full Name 7 years ago

So you can also take care of everyone else's little brats too?

3points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Yeah, lemme know when you find that village. I looked for it too.

0points

Catherine Walters 4 years ago

It takes a village to raise an idiot too 😉

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Looks like the little girl was dropped on her head as an infant

0points

#53

Retro image of five women in swimsuits joyfully wading through water, showcasing hilariously sarcastic text overlay.

Final score:

52points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Cute swim suits

7points

Petra Rola Cole 7 years ago

I want those swim suits now!!

3points

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

One of them needs the bathroom...

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Did anyone else read that word first time as "Bra" ?

-2points

Nini Meow 7 years ago

No

18points

#54

Sarcastic retro image of a woman in a black dress with a young girl, featuring humorous text exchange.

Final score:

50points

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Alia G. 7 years ago

I’ve said it before, but I honestly don’t really understand being embarrassed of your parents. I’m not ashamed of my parents, I understand being embarrassed FOR them, but why be ashamed the people who care for you? Parents are badass. (Yes I’m boring, but whatever)

13points

Dianna Siever 7 years ago

My son is 4. I dance in the car and already I'm an embarrassment.

4points

Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago

My parents are COOL! We get to make jokes about monty python, watch the rocky horror picture show and play cards against humanity

3points

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

my father was an alcoholic. how does throwing tantrums at nurses trying to help in at the hospital and yelling insults at me sounds? you're welcome

1point

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

Alia G is boring.. yeah watever

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Isn't that the best perk of being a parent? Being able to embarrass your kids?!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Someday, Dear, you will obsess over clean carpets"

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

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Nomadus Aureus 7 years ago

Teens whining about embarrassing parents.

3points

#55

Retro image of a girl lounging on a green chair, embodying hilariously sarcastic humor with a cheeky grin.

Final score:

48points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Well, that was an ugly chair, anyway.

14points

Shelley DuVal 4 years ago

and so is the kid

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

I say "get off the phone and clean up your mess."

2points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Stain-proof, maybe. Odor-proof? Probably not!

0points

#56

Retro woman holding wine bottle with sarcastic text about pairing with internal screaming.

Final score:

47points

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BusLady 7 years ago

And the other bottles go with 1) children screaming, 2) husbands nagging, and 3) That time of the month.

8points

Yeah, that's right 7 years ago

I dated her.

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Single serving size bottle

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

connaisseurs :D

0points

Pandola 7 years ago

omg...

0points

Amanda Raynes 7 years ago

This one is the best

0points

#57

Retro woman in red holding a kitten, sarcastic text about being called a "crazy cat lady."

Final score:

45points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Well, it starts with one fluffy little kitten....

9points

Leah Rayner 7 years ago

Or three....

2points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

crazy cat lady synonym antisocial miserable witch

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Keep it up and I'll scratch your eyes out

0points

#58

Sarcastic retro illustration of a woman in a kitchen with text about burning dinner and going out instead.

Final score:

45points

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Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

See mom there's a method to my madness

16points

BusLady 7 years ago

Sounds like a good plan.

2points

Susan Forbes 7 years ago

I want those cabinets and linoleum

1point

#59

Sarcastic retro image of a woman prioritizing wine in a vintage fridge over salad, humorously depicted.

Final score:

45points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Priorities. You know you're not going to eat that salad, anyway.

5points

#60

Retro sarcastic image of a smiling woman in front of a house with humorous text about kids and doors.

Final score:

44points

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BusLady 7 years ago

"You weren't raised in a damn barn!"

13points

Yeah, that's right 7 years ago

My parent's go to, as well.

2points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

when one door closes, I make sure the others are locked so the kids can't get back in.

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Good one! Cute dress, too.

0points

#61

Retro pic of women water skiing in vintage swimwear; text reads, "you're never too old to try something stupid."

Final score:

42points

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Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

and live to talk about it

7points

BusLady 7 years ago

Then you have to convince them you're not lying.

2points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

My body doesn't agree!!

1point

Kathleen Mcconaha 1 year ago

darwin award here we come!!

0points

mary fisher 2 years ago

Naked man, sure. Surfing, I don't think so.

0points

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

And more than once just to be sure!

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

This is the motto I live by!

0points

Claudia Peñaranda Baspineiro 7 years ago

New motto!! XD

0points

#62

Retro women in elegant dresses with a sarcastic caption, embodying hilarious and sarcastic themes.

Final score:

41points

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Ie Va 7 years ago

I loooove their clothes!!!

13points

Rakshya A Bhujel 7 years ago

i was gonna say the same thing. :D

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Like Absolutely and Fabulous.

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

They sound fun.

0points

#63

Two women in retro dresses with a sarcastic caption about making poor choices, set against a floral background.

Final score:

41points

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BusLady 7 years ago

That's called "Life"

6points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

Nice one!

1point

Wyomudder 7 years ago

Kolvanov - congrats, you learned buzz words in grad school. This does not seem to be an appropriate platform for your rambling banter. Also, most of what you are saying is such a stretch when it comes to applying to the pictures at hand.

3points

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

Hell ya! Don't threaten ME with a good time!!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

I'll take the guy on the left

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

I AM READY!!!!

0points

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

oh my goodness i have a blue dress which is the exact copy of her blue dress i swear

0points

#64

Retro woman in a blue hat with a sarcastic caption about going home at five o'clock.

Final score:

41points

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John Montgomery 7 years ago

Substitute seven, and it's said where I work.

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Go home, or go to the nearest bar?

1point

mary fisher 2 years ago

I'm retired, so it's 5, any time I want.

0points

Pixel Gaming and Friends 7 years ago

I’m totally gonna use this once I get a job XD btw I’m younger than you think

0points

Actually, 2019 is my year 7 years ago

You’re 10!?!?

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Nice reference to some old bloke saying it is ok to drink alcohol before 11:00 am. anyone know that quote?

-1point

BusLady 7 years ago

No, but there is a famous country and western song "It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" By Alan Jackson and Warren Buffett.

0points

#65

Sarcastic retro image of a woman on a phone saying, "long story short: I made bail," humorously reflecting women's experiences.

Final score:

40points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Wanna go out again tonight?

7points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Tonight I'll go visit him in the hospital

1point

#66

Sarcastic retro pic of a woman in a yellow dress and black hat with the text "dressed to k**l...so don’t push your luck".

Final score:

39points

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Kay Ann 7 years ago

Nice dress.

10points

BusLady 7 years ago

No, if you were dressed to kill, you would be wearing red.

2points

Soozie Poozie 7 years ago

Gorgeous outfit! Love the perfectly coordinated yellow and black!

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Complete with fingerprint hiding gloves

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

guess this is the next Tarantino's

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

I need that on a t-shirt.

0points

#67

Sarcastic retro image of a woman in a floral robe, with text overlay about noon, showcasing humor only women understand.

Final score:

39points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Her husband surprised her by coming home for lunch. Her hair is styled and she has on full makeup. But she's still in her housecoat. Better check the closet...

14points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Hey, the bed is made and she's got clothes on. It's a good day at my house.

2points

#68

Sarcastic retro image of a smiling woman in a kitchen with a text bubble saying "think of me as a challenge."

Final score:

37points

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Kim Knight 7 years ago

A beautiful, PRECIOUS CHALLENGE!

5points

BusLady 7 years ago

"I don't obey any man unconditionally."

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Which one of us is the nut job?

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

done

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

I think we must be related. This should be our family motto.

0points

#69

Retro woman in blue dress humorously peeking through window, embodying sarcastic humor women will understand.

Final score:

37points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Curtain Twitch - If only you know what I mean. "Jimmy Carr " Fans will definitely know.

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

Gives a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"

0points

#70

Retro image of a woman crying, comforted by another, saying, “I'm too young for a mini-van,” capturing sarcastic humor.

Final score:

37points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

Hahahahahaha... . It made me remember a Joke = "I always pick up hitch-hikers when I am travelling, but I don't understand why they keep on complaining that they don't live in forest."

8points

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

those are real tears to be cried, friend

3points

Adrienne Early 7 years ago

I used to think that, then I had twins. You know how hard it is to find a spot and park so you can get BOTH side doors in an SUV open far enough to take out baby carriers? That and my older one has to get in and out through the trunk... I yearn for a mini van...

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

Face it. You're now officially a Soccer mom.

1point

#71

Two women in retro dresses converse in a vintage kitchen, showcasing hilariously sarcastic retro humor with text overlays.

Final score:

36points

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Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

then I washed his mouth out with soap

6points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

And he asked why I didn't wash MY mouth out with soap.

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

And what words are Daddies allowed to use?

1point

Sandra Josefine Langvatznes 7 years ago

"Please" and "thank you" :D

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

That's how I raised my kid. And it worked all the way up to 7th grade. She got mighty saucy and sassy as a teen. But we both laugh about it now. We were tough on each other. Now she's 26, she admits she enjoyed being a little itch sometimes.

0points

#72

Retro scene with women and men in a kitchen, featuring sarcastic text about changing ideas of fun.

Final score:

36points

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My O My 7 years ago

When you realize that you're really discussing cake recipies at the party

11points

BusLady 7 years ago

That's when you break out the vodka!

3points

Susan Forbes 7 years ago

I want that kitchen

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

No you don't. Those are metal cabinets. White shows up everything and they get dirty quick. You'll be washing them all the time.

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

She could use a kitchen update.

1point

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

Let's kick it up a notch, time to bake some "edibles"!!

0points

Barbara Bamonti 3 years ago

What is really bad is realizing that you are OLD, bc all you've done for the past 30 minutes is talk about your aches and pains!

0points

#73

Retro woman with colorful umbrella and a sarcastic quote about wine, reflecting vintage humor understood by women.

Final score:

35points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Why wait for a storm?

6points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

No storm? Get your umbrella out and pretend.

0points

#74

Retro woman in a red dress with a sarcastic caption about winning an award for drama.

Final score:

34points

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Petra Rola Cole 7 years ago

Damn, I want that dress too.

7points

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

I would vote for her and the fur (?) necklace (?) she has around her neck

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

It's gonna be naughty handcuffs in a little while when her boyfriend can sneak away from his wife.

0points

mary fisher 2 years ago

KAREN

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

What the hell is that red thing around her neck?

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

That dress is pretty dramatic.

0points

Lauri foss 7 years ago

It's actually a dressing robe. This is from the late 1940's to early 50's. They had very stylish clothes back then.

3points

#75

Sarcastic retro image of a woman at a grocery store joking about healthy food in her cart.

Final score:

34points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Looks like my cart! :)

5points

Kay Ann 7 years ago

I don't know why I find your comment funny bit I'm LMAO right now...

2points

Austin L 1 year ago

Do they still put ham in those teardrop cans?

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Better put that s**t back

0points

#76

Retro women in kitchen with sarcastic text about pot roast, capturing the humor of old-fashioned gender roles.

Final score:

33points

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BusLady 7 years ago

I always make dinner wearing a dress, heels, and a frilly little apron. Doesn't everyone?

13points

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

my apron isn't frilly (it's black with a batman logo on it), but yeah.

2points

Austin L 1 year ago

My favorite is a plain black tshirt dress so I can skip the apron. I style it barefoot with beer, hehe.

0points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Oh yes and to make things absolutely entertaining, I make sure my linoleum is polished to a glass like finish that I'll be skating around the kitchen like Sonja Henie if I don't fall on my a*s and break my fool head open like a melon!

0points

Alex Janulis 2 years ago

In a stainless steel kitchen

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

If you don't wear the apron, you get spooge on your dress.

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

But the brownies are simply delicious!!

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

They were great, Dude!

4points

#77

Sarcastic retro pic of a woman in a pink robe by a bathtub with "I wish this were gin" text.

Final score:

33points

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PeachPossum 7 years ago

During Prohibition, people would make bathtub gin. That is the reference.

10points

BusLady 7 years ago

Yeah, but I don't think it came out of the tap! Lol. My Mom says her Grandmother did that.

1point

Soozie Poozie 7 years ago

Reminds me of drunk Miss Hannigan from the original Annie movie!! “Some day I’ll step on their freckles, some night I’ll straighten their curls...” Haha!

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

At this rate, it's going to be Christmas before the damn tub fills up.

0points

Dog Lover 7 years ago

Judging by the colour, it probably is!

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

That doesn't look like clean water, either. Did they make bathtub beer?

0points

Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

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#78

Retro illustration of three smiling adults outdoors, with sarcastic captions about smoking and smiling.

Final score:

33points

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BusLady 7 years ago

The grass is greener on our side of the fence.

8points

Amanda Raynes 7 years ago

Reference to crack in case you missed that gem.

0points

Erin Sheppard 7 years ago

I would think more a reference to pot.

5points

Soozie Poozie 7 years ago

Hahaha!! Funny!

0points

#79

Sarcastic retro pic of three women in colorful raincoats, with a humorous caption about giggling at the word "rubbers."

Final score:

33points

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Erin Sheppard 7 years ago

Almost 40, still giggle.

5points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Over 50, same

0points

Just Carmen 7 years ago

Yep. I giggled!

0points

Anneli Saksakulm 7 years ago

estonian version doesn`t sound so bad

0points

Kay Ann 7 years ago

Why?

-1point

Beth Arriaga 7 years ago

Um, rubbers is an old term for condoms.

0points

#80

Sarcastic retro illustration of women engineers holding a blueprint, captioned about building a drone that delivers cocktails.

Final score:

32points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

5points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Little did they know

2points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

I'd marry that one

0points

#81

Sarcastic retro image of a woman in a checkered apron, holding dough messily. Humorous text about skipping a bake sale.

Final score:

32points

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BusLady 7 years ago

"I swear! My MIL gave me the recipe!"

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Yup, that's what I did.

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Oh no! It's got me!

0points

Laura M D 7 years ago

I first saw Michael Jackson in this one...

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

Why is her mouth facing a different direction to her eyes?

-1point

Joannie Goulet 7 years ago

"Art"

1point

#82

Two women in a retro kitchen, one humorously examining the linoleum floor, illustrating sarcastic scenarios.

Final score:

32points

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Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Just a minute while I pick up these Legos. I'm afraid someone will step on them.

4points

BusLady 7 years ago

What's in that cake, ladies?

1point

Dina Barreras 3 years ago

Mom, did you take your meds today?

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

...as the lithium wore off...

0points

Susan Forbes 7 years ago

Wouldn't you like to know?

0points

#83

Sarcastic retro image of a mother and daughter at a refrigerator, with humorous text about daily chores.

Final score:

32points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Jeepers! Could they fit any more food in that refrigerator?

8points

Sandra Lawrence 7 years ago

I couldn't deal with a fridge and freezer that small!

3points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

The era of matching mother/daughter dresses.

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Mom! There's nothing to eat in here.

0points

Gloria Cooke 7 years ago

mine pretty much looks like that

0points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

She's going to start early

0points

#84

Retro woman with a sarcastic expression, featuring text: "high maintenance doesn't begin to cover it."

Final score:

31points

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adoracat 7 years ago

Oh yeah, he says that about me all the time, lol!

6points

BusLady 7 years ago

Someday, you'll have to deal with this thing called "alimony."

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

That so needs to be my photo there

0points

#85

Retro woman with pearls and blindfold, humorous text about needing a piñata.

Final score:

31points

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Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Alternate reality

2points

mary fisher 2 years ago

MOST DAYS

0points

#86

Retro woman smiling with drinks and a platter, exuding sarcastic charm.

Final score:

31points

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BusLady 7 years ago

I don't know what all that is, but it looks good. Especially the iced tea.

7points

Jan Svatek 7 years ago

the iced tea is from Long Island..;)

7points

Susann Campbell 7 years ago

Long Island Ice tea was my mothers favorite in the fiftys and sixties. She would serve them to all the women that came over. We were not aloud to drink ice tea when they came over.

2points

Michelle French 4 years ago

Who said that's iced tea?

1point

mary fisher 2 years ago

That may be iced tea, laced with something stronger?

0points

Petra Rola Cole 7 years ago

Interesting necklace...

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

wth kind of tray is that? Cherry tomatoes and pineapple and I dunno with a dip. Is the dip sweet or savory? Is the dip for just the tomatoes or for the pineapple too. I know tomatoes are technically fruit but they don't taste like fruit.

0points

Alex Janulis 2 years ago

What the heck is around her neck! Looks a bit like a shock collar

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Extra points for serving cherries in EVERYTHING

0points

#87

Sarcastic retro image of two women, one holding a pot, with humorous text about cohabiting.

Final score:

30points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

From the looks of it - Not very soon.

10points

BusLady 7 years ago

She's making me look bad in front of my husband and kids, because she's a much better cook.

2points

Stargazer66 2 years ago

Both of them are thinking that!!

0points

Debby Keir 3 years ago

Is that the mother saying this or the daughter....

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

And his mother moved in. Who do we kill first?

0points

#88

Retro image of a girl with pigtails using a dropper in a glass, humorously captioned about curing "embarrassing-mom syndrome".

Final score:

28points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Don't do it! Your Dad will just re-marry and then you will have to deal with a step-mom.

6points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

she was determined to find just the right ratio of Baileys Irish Cream to Kahlua

0points

#89

Sarcastic retro woman in glasses with a playful martini reference, black gloves, and a white hat.

Final score:

28points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Mine have a salted edge and a slice of lime.

2points

CultOfBambi 7 years ago

Nothing beats a salty rim! ;)

4points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

just don't make a spectacle of yourself

1point

BusLady 7 years ago

They look like my glasses.

0points

#90

Retro illustration of a smiling woman by a pool, with a text overlay about hot weather and frozen margaritas.

Final score:

28points

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Petra Rola Cole 7 years ago

Haha, how the man in the back is checking her out...

3points

BusLady 7 years ago

Frozen: the best kind!

1point

Alex Janulis 2 years ago

And afternoon sex

0points

#91

Retro couple in bed, woman smiling, with sarcastic text "God Bless This Empty Nest" above.

Final score:

27points

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Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

I really don't want to ruin my figure

1point

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 7 years ago

if you do, do it with food, not kids

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago

No, I really mean it.

0points

J Velsor 6 years ago

I keep telling him to turn over. There must be a good side somewhere.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

Now we can use that spare room to set up a grow lab.

-1point

#92

Sarcastic retro image of two women in a kitchen, one holding a casserole with humorous text about delivery.

Final score:

26points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Gramma seems to like it.

3points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

'cause I just can't cook!

1point

Michelle French 4 years ago

That vacuum coffee maker tho...

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

It's the extra Oregano I put in my edibles that makes the difference

0points

#93

Retro depiction of women finding keys next to a jello mold in a vintage kitchen scene.

Final score:

25points

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BusLady 7 years ago

"Oh, I've done that before, too, Sally"

4points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

See, I told you I could put CBD oil on the ham and you'd never notice.

0points

Ghassen Rezgui 7 years ago

true story!

0points

#94

Retro image of a woman on a yellow float in a pool with the text "you know me... busy, busy!"

Final score:

24points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Someday, I'll learn o swim without this silly float.

4points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Said they didn't have water wings in my size.

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Somebody has to test out the durability of this float.

0points

#95

Retro image of woman stretching in bed, captioned with sarcastic text about youth.

Final score:

22points

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Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

now she can change that nightmare of a sleeping gown

7points

BusLady 7 years ago

Youth is a nightmare? I can't remember back that far.....

2points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

A little low cut for sleeping alone, don't you think?

0points

#96

Sarcastic retro image of a smiling woman with text: "Stop me before I volunteer again."

Final score:

21points

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BusLady 7 years ago

"My house is a mess, and my kids haven't had a decent meal in weeks."

4points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

I put Valium in my Crest to save time.

0points

#97

Two women in retro dresses humorously discussing rumor-spreading with sarcastic expressions.

Final score:

20points

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BusLady 7 years ago

They got those tiny waists by wearing severely restrictive girdles. How did they even breathe?

7points

Erin Sheppard 7 years ago

Isn't there tulle under there too? To make her hips look larger, therefore making waist look smaller. I mean I have been wrong before, but I wonder.

2points

Nancy Jeckells 7 years ago

my mom got married in 1957 and she had a 22 inch waist ! No girdle. Women were slimmer back then, no ready meals, good home cooked food, those were the days !

1point

PeachPossum 7 years ago

They couldn't. The girdle was only slightly better than its predecessor the corset. Fainting couches and "fainting rooms" were all the rage when women laced their corsets too tightly. Some sources claim that the fainting was due to sudden changes in blood pressure rather than lack of oxygen. Even doctors of the day condemned the corset. See an article on cnet called "Vintage X-rays reveal the hidden effects of corsets". Pretty scary stuff.

1point

DJ Phillips 2 years ago

All you need is bouffant petticoats, no processed food and no sugary drinks.

0points

Kiss Army Premium 7 years ago

I have a sign that says "I hate to repeat gossip, so listen close the first time!"

2points

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

But why? They look like the original rumor mill

2points

PeachPossum 7 years ago

"You know how I hate to spread nasty rumors, but did you hear the one about...."

1point

Stargazer66 2 years ago (edited)

So they made sure they didn't have to repeat it!

0points

Alex Janulis 2 years ago

But had to, to keep everyone informed!

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

...but their legs were a different thing . . .

0points

Magpie 7 years ago

As soon as i get this corset off , im gonna kill someone for sure , got the red dress.

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

But they did anyway.

0points

#98

Sarcastic retro image of a smiling woman in a red sweater holding books, with the caption about gratitude and education debt.

Final score:

19points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Now you'll spend the next 20 years of your life paying off the Student Loan.

3points

#99

Sarcastic retro image of a smiling woman holding a pitcher with a funny text overlay.

Final score:

19points

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Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Thank heaven for valium!

2points

Soozie Poozie 7 years ago

True, it is a @!$?&# gift.

1point

Actually, 2019 is my year 7 years ago

Say bye to those nails

0points

#100

Retro image of a smiling mom and child, with sarcastic text about volunteering at school.

Final score:

17points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago

That child has a creepy smile. Ughh!

5points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

Child is full-on creepy!

0points

BusLady 7 years ago

"Sorry, forgot to tell you 2 weeks ago."

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

It's 'Dissect Your Favorite Pet' Day at school. Ramses the Rat in in my lunch box.

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

That does it! You're too sick to go to school today, and I'll have to stay home with you.

0points

Jane Lee 7 years ago

Thanks for reminding ... in fact I almost forgot ~~:D

0points

#101

Retro couple at airport, woman waving with red gloves, captioned "farewell to youth," embodying sarcastic nostalgia.

Final score:

14points

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BusLady 7 years ago

And freedom.

3points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

Dig that crazy purse!

1point

Diane Mackereth 7 years ago

Hello mid life crisis

1point

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

...and life, if you're headed on a Boing 737 MAX 8.

0points

#102

A woman in a retro dress sits on a chair with a sarcastic quote about aging.

Final score:

13points

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BusLady 7 years ago

Don't worry. You will. We all do.

5points

The Laugh Fan 7 years ago

Better than the alternative at least.

4points

mary fisher 2 years ago

Been there, still there. I'm still getting older. Blessing, Yes?

0points

Bonny Saxon 6 years ago

Don't worry - dementia will set in and all will be well.

0points

Bettye McKee 7 years ago

...I put on all of my red necklaces and ponder the future.

0points