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Have you ever come across these pictures with retro ladies smiling combined with sarcastic tongue-in-cheek captions? If you have, and also found them funny, then this article is your cup of tea.

An artist called Anne Taintor is the originator of these snarky vintage illustrations that will surely make you laugh if you have a slightly wicked sense of humor. The illustrations often show “traditional” American women—coiffed, starched, and cheerful models from the 40s, 50s, and 60s—juxtaposed with cheeky captions suggesting their real inner thoughts.

So, scroll down and feed your sarcastic soul.

More info: annetaintor.com

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    I don't think her children will look good all covered up in Frost :) ... {I am prepared to get down voted on this comment by all PC people out there. }

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    Hahahahaa.. ohh fck.. that's Savage, specially with those expressions, its just funny as hell.

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    Is it the man expressing this because he's the one cooking, or is it the woman... because the man is cooking?

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    What's not to love about taking all the things you can normally do with ease and making them unnecessarily hard?

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