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Life is a tough nut to crack, and no matter how much we want it to be easy, fun, and fair (to us!), the truth is that’s not always the case. Let's face it – humans are notorious embarrassment (and secondhand embarrassment) machines that, time to time, end up in the weirdest, most questionable and seriously cringey situations.

Some of those moments end up in this corner of Reddit that reminds us all, even the most successful human specimens, that we are… just hoomans. “Sad Cringe” describes itself as “a place for awkward or embarrassing situations that also make you feel sad,” and from its 1.3M members, you can see that people are clearly living for this kind of content.

Below we selected a new batch of the sad cringe moments shared on the group, and after you’re done, make sure to check out our previous features with more sad cringe posts here, here, and here.

#1

F's In The Chat For Poor Jeremy

F's In The Chat For Poor Jeremy

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Mad Dragon
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He finally found a mate and was able to produce offspring shortly before his death.

Nicola Roberts
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you Mad Dragon, I'm not going to see if I can verify this. I'm just going to take your word for it and be happier for your comment.

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Ed Brandon
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps it might have been more clever to only put one other snail in with Jeremy at a time? I mean, I'm not a top scientist or anything, but...

Paulo Freitas
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup.... Believe me i know how Jeremy feels lol....

Shyla Bouche
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, and I don't even want the baby snails.

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badger
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeremy, my spirit animal.

LapCat
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha is it any coincidence my jerk ex boyfriend’s name was Jeremy

Lee Banks
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When (after years of flirtation) my friend Jeremy introduced me to my ex, me and duder hit it off and dated for five years. I feel for that snail.

Shyla Bouche
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's that whale I really feel sorry for. Imagine having to live with no communication at all.

Øptimist
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING I AM SO SORRY JEREMY

BOTW PANDA
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww poor Jeremy. At least he he was able to find a mate and continue his legacy shortly before dath.

sara fulmer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like a Seinfeld episode

Bushra Sheikh
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would they put both of them together? Why?

Ras Radders
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Jeremy" later mated with one of the two snails and produced 56 offspring, which all had right-coiled shells. Most land snails are hermaphrodites, and have both male and female reproductive organs, so "Jeremy" and the other snails weren't either he or a she. "Jeremy" was named after Jeremy Corbin, a UK politician. Source : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_(snail)

ExtraCoacoFrog
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bro was almost there (found a mate) but just became third wheel

Robert Trebor
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, highly paid scientist spent endless time trying to help one snail fork? I'd like to see the grant description.

DumYum
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t why, this made me laugh.

Annemieeee
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is jeremy that snail that haunts you wherever you are and that tries to k**l you?

Dizavid
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎵 Jeremy got no a*s today 🎵

Larry XK
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try singing this to the tune of Jeremy (Pearl Jam)

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absolutechaos
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow.... jeremy must be having a hard time

Øptimist
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING I AM SO SORRY JEREMY!

Paul Wood
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully he at least got to watch? Cuck life!!

rodger coghlan
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Snails are hermaphroditic and can make each other pregnant. They have a dart-like appendage that they shoot at their lover - there is a South American sea snail that has repurposed the dart to poison fish for their meal

Dan Bexell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this is the story of deadeye D**k, Who was unfortunately born with a corkscrew p***k, He searched the whole world round and round, But no girl with a corkscrew t**t could be found. When he finally found one, he dropped dead. Because she had a left hand thread.

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    #2

    I Feel Pain

    I Feel Pain

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    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My IQ droped reading this. Ps, not against Fortnite people here, but when you only talk about Fortnite, it's time to get a life.

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    #3

    Any Other Caption And I Wouldn't Have Thought This Was A Sad Cringe Moment

    Any Other Caption And I Wouldn't Have Thought This Was A Sad Cringe Moment

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    TooTall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a high IQ is nice. But I've seen enough (very) intelligent people fail because they never learned to put in the effort.

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    You called your teacher “mom.” Again. You slipped and fell at work in the middle of an important meeting. You… put your embarrassing scenario in and you will feel that heat wave coming on your cheeks, encompassing your heart, challenging your self-image, and shaking your dignity to its very core. It’s incredible how much we react to these seemingly insignificant situations; it’s part of what makes us humans.

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    Embarrassment is best described as an emotion dictated by a disconnect between how we feel we should respond or act in public and how we actually respond or act. We are most likely to be embarrassed when we believe we have not lived up to what society asks of us or when we are on the receiving end of undesired attention.

    #4

    Ouch

    Ouch

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or perhaps it's because he's a Nice Guy™ who feels entitled to sex for showing basic decency?

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    #5

    Man Tries To Get Two Lesbians To Marry Him And His Homie

    Man Tries To Get Two Lesbians To Marry Him And His Homie

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad women for marrying for love! Thankfully there are these “able-bodied men” waiting in the wings who are willing to make you their “pretty wives.” *cringe*

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    #6

    My Friends Daughter Just Died ... Giveaway Time!!

    My Friends Daughter Just Died ... Giveaway Time!!

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    Emma Pitkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humanity has no f*cking hope, what is wrong with people. I hope her grieving friend cut her off like a sh!t

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    Sometimes, however, when these unfortunate and unpleasant situations multiply, you feel like the whole world is against you. In these moments, resilience and positivity are key, but these are skills many people still have to learn.

    “There are days, weeks, months and even years when it seems like everything possible goes wrong. In my practice, sometimes my clients experience this, and we wind up joking that they are like Job, from the Old Testament,” Lise Deguire, a clinical psychologist and the author of multi-award winning book “Flashback Girl: Lessons on Resilience from a Burn Survivor” told Bored Panda.

    #7

    Unexpected Ending 😔

    Unexpected Ending 😔

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    #8

    Dude, Take The Hint

    Dude, Take The Hint

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    Thomas Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, he explained every reason she had not to reply 🤣

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    #9

    Over-Compensating

    Over-Compensating

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy: "I would respect those EL GEE BEE TEES if they didn't make it their entire personality and stopped shoving it down my throat!"

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    And while sometimes life is like that, the good news is that there are ways to cope. “Maintaining a sense of humor is key, as well as maintaining a sense of perspective. Even many truly unfortunate people still have blessings in their lives,” Deguire explained.

    Moreover, when we are miserable, we tend to focus repetitively on what has gone wrong. However, Deguire argues that it will improve your mood to turn your attention to what you do have. “Also, remember that life goes on. You won't always be unfortunate; it's a phase,” she added.

    #10

    Yeah No S**t

    Yeah No S**t

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean there aren't dozens of hot singles in my area? :D

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    #11

    This Is From A Meme Group I’m In. We’re All There To Share And Laugh And This Guy Shows Up

    This Is From A Meme Group I’m In. We’re All There To Share And Laugh And This Guy Shows Up

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    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a guy in pain, and doesn't realize he's cringing everyone as a result. Actually sad, hope he finds a date of goes for counseling to realize why women are running away from him.

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    #12

    Sadge

    Sadge

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    Melissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side he learned a new skill

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    Having said that, the clinical psychologist agreed that it can certainly seem that some people are much unluckier than others. “Life can be random, and tragedies can happen to anyone, anywhere, at any time. Still, we can make choices to improve our ‘luck,’” she said.

    We can all get back control by choosing supportive friends, making time for the people we love, saving extra money for the future, and eating healthy foods... “all these are examples of ways we can improve our lives.”In the long run, it can seem like we are lucky to have good relationships, savings, and good health, but Deguire points out that it’s probably because we did little things to help us attain these blessings.

    #13

    Man Pays To Get Cheat On

    Man Pays To Get Cheat On

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    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. I hope the gf runs for the hills. This guy sounds scary controlling.

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    #14

    I Just Don't Really Know What To Say About This One

    I Just Don't Really Know What To Say About This One

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    #15

    Found On Another Forum

    Found On Another Forum

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    Duncan Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a SERIOUSLY disturbed man and Zoe should get a protection order ASAP. That boy gonna snap.

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    #16

    “Worst She Can Say Is No”

    “Worst She Can Say Is No”

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    Sir Tarsier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.Block her 2.Crank up the sad music 😢

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    #17

    Doordash

    Doordash

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the guy took a picture of the delivery and fills out the form saying that the client was his/her ex, it might go the reverse with doordash suspending the ex's ability to use the app. LOL

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    #18

    Three Years

    Three Years

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The imaginary relationship is cringe, sharing it is straight up weird.

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    #19

    Op Gets Some Bad News

    Op Gets Some Bad News

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    #20

    A Beautiful Romance

    A Beautiful Romance

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    #21

    He Just Wants A Dominant GF, But He's Too Alpha

    He Just Wants A Dominant GF, But He's Too Alpha

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gives off lion/daddy energy, hurl!

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    #22

    Redditor Gets A Job To Try To Get Laid With Coworkers

    Redditor Gets A Job To Try To Get Laid With Coworkers

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the women at hooters are there to earn a wage instead of having a special cuddle, hard to fathom.

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    #23

    They Did The “Math”

    They Did The “Math”

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    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's greatest achievement: creating the adjective "sexhaving."

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    #24

    "It Still Even Has Smell

    "It Still Even Has Smell

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    #25

    From A Friend Of Mine

    From A Friend Of Mine

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    #26

    Time To Rock Your World!

    Time To Rock Your World!

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the dates between his messages, this could be a practical joke.

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    #27

    Do You Remember Back In Early 2010's There's A Trend Where You Take A Picture Of Your Partner Holding Your Hand Leading You Somewhere? Years Ago Me And My High School Bros (Who's A Bunch Of Kissless Virgin) Decided To Fake One So We Can Post Them Once We're Back From Our Trip

    Do You Remember Back In Early 2010's There's A Trend Where You Take A Picture Of Your Partner Holding Your Hand Leading You Somewhere? Years Ago Me And My High School Bros (Who's A Bunch Of Kissless Virgin) Decided To Fake One So We Can Post Them Once We're Back From Our Trip

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    #28

    Wife Wants A Sperm Donor Because Husband Is Too Short

    Wife Wants A Sperm Donor Because Husband Is Too Short

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, sure buddy, sounds like a totally genuine conversation, not an incels made up story.

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    #29

    Wow Just Wow

    Wow Just Wow

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    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you mistake telling on yourself for a sick burn

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    #30

    That Is Just Sad

    That Is Just Sad

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    KarenArt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They charged a fan $130 for a picture and then ostracised him in it? That is terrible.

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    #31

    The Coping Mechanism Of Some People Make Me Laugh Sometimes

    The Coping Mechanism Of Some People Make Me Laugh Sometimes

    Doorbell28 Report

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALPHA - A Lousy Pathetic Hand Abuser ;)

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    #33

    I Dont Even Know What To Say About This

    I Dont Even Know What To Say About This

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    #34

    The Ultimate Incel

    The Ultimate Incel

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So..send him a d**k pic? Would that help?

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    #35

    Streamer Gets Note From Parents

    Streamer Gets Note From Parents

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    #36

    Asking Someone To Stream After Cancer Tweet

    Asking Someone To Stream After Cancer Tweet

    BUN1GRL Report

    Sleepy Frog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I remember this! Sh!t was crazy in the fanbase

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    #37

    My Ex Texted Me At Work Asking For *pics* Thinking I Was Someone Else, And Now I Pray For Whoever Alice Is

    My Ex Texted Me At Work Asking For *pics* Thinking I Was Someone Else, And Now I Pray For Whoever Alice Is

    tengamtoidi Report

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is gonna sleep at a hotel tonight....

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    #38

    I Winced

    I Winced

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pussy has two ears, whiskers, and cute toe beans, and likes to push things off the tables.

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    #39

    Guy Gets Lucky After Crazy Party Games (:

    Guy Gets Lucky After Crazy Party Games (:

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    #40

    Mental Illness And Wealth Are Not A Good Match

    Mental Illness And Wealth Are Not A Good Match

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes from being attractive to being the alien woman from "Mars Attacks"....

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    #41

    Of Pika’s And Roses

    Of Pika’s And Roses

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    PleasantCrocodile
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking for him to respect her and not give her gifts is perfectly fine, but either give the plushy back or donate it. Don't throw the poor thing.

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    #42

    Anime Girls

    Anime Girls

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    #43

    No, I Think That's A One Man Boat

    No, I Think That's A One Man Boat

    Lord-Wombat Report

    Solid Pileo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the captain, crew and cargo on that damned boat.

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    #44

    This Whole Thread And The Fact That The Dude Is 33…

    This Whole Thread And The Fact That The Dude Is 33…

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    #45

    Anytime Now

    Anytime Now

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    #46

    Who Woulda Guessed

    Who Woulda Guessed

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a sequel to this which makes it even funnier. The wife found out how much did he blow on crypto and also found text messages where the man demeans her while talking to other crypto bros. She left him.

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    #47

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Solid Pileo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. This is some serious "phsychosis" alright.

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    #48

    Found On Twitter

    Found On Twitter

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    Solid Pileo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He certainly has a very high opinion of himself. Megalomania, even, maybe?

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    #49

    I Threw Up In My Mouth

    I Threw Up In My Mouth

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    #50

    Nothing More Cringe Than This Fan Base

    Nothing More Cringe Than This Fan Base

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing cringier than Fans of that Musk guy. Not even he is, and that isn't an easiy beatable mark.......

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    #51

    Ads Will Stop At Nothing

    Ads Will Stop At Nothing

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    #52

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no my imaginary girlfriend just left me for this guy

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    #53

    I Winced

    I Winced

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends, does this would-be "Heisenberg" own a storage container full of US dollar bills?

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    #54

    From An Etsy Store. Poor Sam

    From An Etsy Store. Poor Sam

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    Solid Pileo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly it has ruined his ability to make any sense in his writing.....

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    #55

    Op Mulls Over An Enticing Offer

    Op Mulls Over An Enticing Offer

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    #56

    Hopefully They Didn't Try Again

    Hopefully They Didn't Try Again

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda on their side. Not saying I would react the same way, but short BS answers like this pretty much guarantee me unmatching

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    #57

    Bro…

    Bro…

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    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm far from a sex guru, but I would suggest that making virginity your only personality trait is a bad play.

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    #58

    Sub Checks Out

    Sub Checks Out

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    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why prostitutes are a good idea. Someone pls let this guys steam off!

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    #59

    I Cannot Believe A Friend Of Mine On Facebook Posted This

    I Cannot Believe A Friend Of Mine On Facebook Posted This

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    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they all stood up and clapped

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    #60

    Actually Feeling Kinda Bad For Him Ngl

    Actually Feeling Kinda Bad For Him Ngl

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    #61

    Guy I Met At A Music Bar Last Week Sends Me This Kind Of Stuff Multiple Times Every Day

    Guy I Met At A Music Bar Last Week Sends Me This Kind Of Stuff Multiple Times Every Day

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    Kensi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he's her best friend

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    #62

    Even The Wings Were Bad This Time

    Even The Wings Were Bad This Time

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    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm kind of on the line with this one here. (Not that I like Hooters because there isn't an opposite chain restaurant so it feels unfair). But Hooters is... exactly as they described. All men I know that go to a Hooters go to look at and be flirted with by the scantily dressed ladies. It's their entire business model. If they're actively making out with their boyfriends at work *in general* that's highly unprofessional. Let alone somewhere they're supposed to be on display (as icky as that is, if they choose to work there they know what they're doing & that's fine).

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    #63

    Friend Of Mine From High School Posted This A While Back... I Have No Words

    Friend Of Mine From High School Posted This A While Back... I Have No Words

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With absolutely no sarcasm, I think therapy might help here. When something starts getting in the way of living life the way you want to, seeking help us almost always a good idea.

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    #64

    Hmm…

    Hmm…

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    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they blotted out the doll's name for anonymity.

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    #65

    Be Careful Giving Out Your Number In Public!

    Be Careful Giving Out Your Number In Public!

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    #66

    Left Is My Ex Boyfriend (C) And Right Is My Boyfriend During The Time (G)

    Left Is My Ex Boyfriend (C) And Right Is My Boyfriend During The Time (G)

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    #67

    Girlfriend Went Out With Him 3 Years Ago, Once…

    Girlfriend Went Out With Him 3 Years Ago, Once…

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    #68

    Bing Bang Theory Bestie

    Bing Bang Theory Bestie

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    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's being too nice, but if she isn't so nice then she's a BlTCH, there's no winning here

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    #69

    Girl You've Been Using Him

    Girl You've Been Using Him

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    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the last 2 sentences I was like... sure, your world was ripped away at the age of 14, and you can't be expected to be committed to a relationship that began in this desperate situation, when you were a kid. But then she wants "somebody in my own class," and it's like, well, you're f****d, this guy is way too high class for you, honey, and so is most everyone else....

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    #70

    Using Cash App To Beg Your Ex To Unblock You

    Using Cash App To Beg Your Ex To Unblock You

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    #71

    You Only Needed One

    You Only Needed One

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    #72

    I Was Just Trying To Find A Cute Leotard…

    I Was Just Trying To Find A Cute Leotard…

    sammythekitten Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. Honestly I kinda have to admire the passive aggression here.

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    #73

    Guy Draws Imaginary GF To Feel Less Lonely…

    Guy Draws Imaginary GF To Feel Less Lonely…

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a different kind of sad to most of them. Better to draw a GF than be a "NICE GUY"

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    #74

    Gotta Appreciate The Honesty At Least

    Gotta Appreciate The Honesty At Least

    SHOwSHOrTAge Report

    #75

    Come On Jeff!

    Come On Jeff!

    Honest_Lawfulness Report

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could easily get by on $1,000,000

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    #76

    :( Ah, Buddy?

    :( Ah, Buddy?

    islandshrivel Report

    Angrywolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he never found out about the hundreds of adult mods Skyrim has to offer hahahaha

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    #77

    Ouch, Gotta Start A Petition Just To Get Affection From Your S/O?

    Ouch, Gotta Start A Petition Just To Get Affection From Your S/O?

    tenebrificlavalamp Report

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now am wondering if their SO is an actual cinnamon roll. And now I want a cinnamon roll. Not for cuddling, just for normal consumption.

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    #78

    "Worst She Can Say Is No"

    "Worst She Can Say Is No"

    UltraGigachad69 Report

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that’s going way too far on the crush’s part. I know damn well if someone did that to me I’d never talk to anyone again.

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    #79

    Bro What Compelled Him To Say This

    Bro What Compelled Him To Say This

    Thick_Tooth_9522 Report

    #80

    Capitalism Level: 500%

    Capitalism Level: 500%

    Market_Insider Report

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about everybody gets paid by the people making the profits from the business?

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    #81

    This Was Posted On Twitter By Some Random E-Girl

    This Was Posted On Twitter By Some Random E-Girl

    ectICElE Report

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google E-Girl. I think I'm getting too old for this.

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    #82

    Ouch. I Feel Bad For Him

    Ouch. I Feel Bad For Him

    JJJC16 Report

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but did you hit it off? Does it matter if she slept with them? Dump the friends, keep the girl if you're happy.

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    #83

    Why Would You Want To Raise Your Own Children Anyway?

    Why Would You Want To Raise Your Own Children Anyway?

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    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp that's a quick way to make the gene pool significantly worse

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    #84

    Rip To Their Friendgroup Indeed

    Rip To Their Friendgroup Indeed

    fattyacyd Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O'Reilly is not what it once was.

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    #85

    Crypto Bro Goes Broke

    Crypto Bro Goes Broke

    Spicy_Spagh Report

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    #86

    I Am A Male With A Relatively High Voice, Just High Enough To Sound Like A Girl. Get On A Vc, Talk For A Few Minutes, Get Creeped Out, Leave, Then Find This In My Pms The Next Day

    I Am A Male With A Relatively High Voice, Just High Enough To Sound Like A Girl. Get On A Vc, Talk For A Few Minutes, Get Creeped Out, Leave, Then Find This In My Pms The Next Day

    Dr3emar Report

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What women can receive on any given day. I'm a guy with a non-gender-specific name and profile pic, and have gotten grossly hit on by rando loser dudes without even any prior interaction. It's endless.

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    #87

    Boy Needs To Move On

    Boy Needs To Move On

    Substantial_Body_774 Report

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're really denied meaningful conversation in your relationship, it's probably time to reevaluate. Also, if that's all you need, why can't you make a guy friend to talk to, hm?

    #88

    Got No Mates

    Got No Mates

    AlwaysBlue86 Report

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to imagine that a chill bro saw this, invited his best mates to go with, then they all became best friends and then go to out camping and stuff.

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    #89

    When You Try To Revive A Long Dead Chat Group

    When You Try To Revive A Long Dead Chat Group

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    #90

    Who Hurt This Man

    Who Hurt This Man

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    #91

    Yikes

    Yikes

    regular_john2017 Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm glad my boat has sunk to the bottom of the ocean. I was so sea-sick on the surface."

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    #92

    My Dad Forgot My Birthday Again And This Text Exchange Hurts To Look At

    My Dad Forgot My Birthday Again And This Text Exchange Hurts To Look At

    Fawful_had_fury Report

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    #93

    How The Mighty Have Fallen

    How The Mighty Have Fallen

    BurningBernie559 Report

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    #94

    Been Browsing The Sub For A Little Wanted To Post My Own Cringe

    Been Browsing The Sub For A Little Wanted To Post My Own Cringe

    saab_story9090 Report

    #96

    Just Happened To Me Today

    Just Happened To Me Today

    babebeautygigi Report

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    #97

    Can Youtube Couples Go One Video Without These Horrible Thumbnails, Especially Under This Type Of Circumstance?!

    Can Youtube Couples Go One Video Without These Horrible Thumbnails, Especially Under This Type Of Circumstance?!

    WishMyHusbandHadAJar Report

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that tumor has a the most ridiculous attempt at facial hair i've ever seen.

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    #98

    Small Ball Size…

    Small Ball Size…

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    #100

    He Didn't Need To Dig Himself Into This Hole

    He Didn't Need To Dig Himself Into This Hole

    balamusia Report

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dumbass bro trying to interact with someone way too intelligent and interesting for him, but she also has epic levels of grace. This is... kind of wholesome?

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    #101

    I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One

    I Don't Even Know What To Say About This One

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    #102

    A Little Real Estate Agent Sadcringe

    A Little Real Estate Agent Sadcringe

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    #103

    Guy I Worked With About 3/4 Years Ago, Haven't Spoken In At Least 2 Of Those And Have Him Blocked On Everything Else

    Guy I Worked With About 3/4 Years Ago, Haven't Spoken In At Least 2 Of Those And Have Him Blocked On Everything Else

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two very great reasons my dude! To get blocked...

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    #104

    That’s Gotta Be The Problem, The Color Of The Bubbles…

    That’s Gotta Be The Problem, The Color Of The Bubbles…

    HeavyHandSwings Report

    Zaphod_000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t, he has a green bubble, BLOCK

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    #106

    On A Deleted Scenes Video From Better Call Saul

    On A Deleted Scenes Video From Better Call Saul

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with people and sex?- a confused and genuinely concerned asexual

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    #107

    Ah Yes, Exactly What I Want In A Partner

    Ah Yes, Exactly What I Want In A Partner

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    #108

    I Found A Guy Trying To Find A Girl To Pay Her To Play Overwatch With Him

    I Found A Guy Trying To Find A Girl To Pay Her To Play Overwatch With Him

    gamingbandicoot Report

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    #109

    My 45 Year Old Mother Thinks That Donald Trump Is Her Father

    My 45 Year Old Mother Thinks That Donald Trump Is Her Father

    TheOnlyICEY Report

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    #110

    Oh God, This Is A New Low

    Oh God, This Is A New Low

    AmeeForet Report

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, if the guy ends up spending that much on a sex doll, has "sex" with it, and sinks further into despair and loneliness after what I can only imagine would be an ultimately embarrassing experience. That $ would be better spent on therapy. Or uh... anything else, probably.

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    #111

    This Will Always Be My Response From Now On

    This Will Always Be My Response From Now On

    bigboobstonerfreak Report

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in the air hmm

    #112

    Hanji Companion

    Hanji Companion

    JefflJ1 Report

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    #113

    Straight Out Of R/Incles

    Straight Out Of R/Incles

    MaFines Report

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go play Kirby! Suck up all those bad guys! /j

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    #114

    Gains Hack

    Gains Hack

    sofiarosexx Report

    #115

    Bro Called The FBI

    Bro Called The FBI

    SeveralFrosting6781 Report

    #116

    You Ever Realise That It’s You Who Is The Sad Cringe?

    You Ever Realise That It’s You Who Is The Sad Cringe?

    Nyctofaz Report

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