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Life, generally speaking, is becoming increasingly more convenient. Plus, we humans have developed quite a dependence on technology. We are so used to taking it easy, even something as simple as a power outage can shake us to the ground.

That means practicing being comfortable with the uncomfortable is as important as ever. And one way to do it is to follow former Royal Dutch Marine Robin, who is known online as DutchInTheUSA.

Sharing survival and safety tips everyone can benefit from, he introduces a wide variety of situations and shows how keeping a clear head can help you escape all kinds of threats.

Careful Bored Panda readers might remember that we already did a piece on Robin, but he has uploaded so much useful content since then, we just had to do a follow-up.

More info: Instagram | TikTok

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5 dating safety tips you should know about.
1. Always make sure you video chat before meeting someone.
2. Always use your own transportation or call your own Uber.
3. Meet in public and you pick the place.
4. Do not get drunk. And get beverages that you can open yourself.
5. Share the details, location, and updates with a friend or family.

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ƒιѕн
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some punctuation might help with #4 so it doesn't sound like you need help getting your drinks open. EDIT: I see #4 has now been somewhat corrected.

Monday
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think even punctuation would save that...it should be split into two separate points.

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Ivana
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always took my car to the first date. Also, if the date is just bad in general, you can peace out.

Mary Mallory
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read all of this post. It might save your life.

TiffInTheUSA
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Amen Mary Mallory....seems our sisters have an issue with their femininity

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Jenni Irving
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great...another guy telling everyone 'revolutionary things' that literally every woman lives by.

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Out of everything that his content touches upon, Robin thinks that "simple self-defense and basis survival tips are most useful to the common person."

But the man agrees that self-resiliency requires practice. "[One of the ways you can do it is to] take a self-defense class, it will help build confidence and teach how to rely on yourself in situations when it's most needed," he told Bored Panda.

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    Yes, your drink gets spiked even if you sit right next to it. So let me show you the solution. It is not just the hair tie. This is called the nightcap. It prevents against pills and powders in your drink. It's also reusable. And remember, never leave your drink unattended.

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    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what that was about the hair tie...?

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. The hair tie has a hidden Night Cap drink cover in it.

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    Sean Harrison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a guy that invented a type of nail polish that reacts with common drugs used to spike drinks. You paint it on, then when you get your drink you swirl your finger in the drink and if it changes color, that means your drink was spiked. I can't remember where I read about this, but I think it has been put into production.

    Gingerfoxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also never leave your scrunchie unattended, someone might put it on their drink.

    Pheeb Carter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes me sad is the fact that this is such a big problem

    Sam Chilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic idea for a horrible problem

    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that him in the picture? He spiked the drink?

    Heather Buttari
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it say prevents against pills if it's a double negative

    Bret Gales
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, lies. Unless you don't use the straw, you just drug the straw. An easy fix would be to have some sort of stopper at the top of the straw. Like something that allows water to go out, but not in. At the top. Like snorkel gear.

    A dasher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really cool, and really sad at the same time.

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    Robin has actually been in a few scenarios that he introduced on his social media.

    "I have been in a few street fights when I was younger, but [knowing how to apply the philosophy behind these] survival tips has also helped me survive in my winter warfare course and mountain survival course when I was in the Royal Netherlands marine corps."

    But don't underestimate yourself even if you aren't a trained bada**. "Trust your gut," Robin said. "We all [get] that feeling when something isn't right. It is our responsibility to trust ourselves. Nine-out-of-ten times what you feel is correct."

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recommend using the room safe as the manager or hotel staff has the combination. We had our plane tickets stolen from a locked motel safe. And Yes, keep your passport on your body and carry an extra copy if traveling outside US

    GenericPanda09
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of them are also really easy to open with simple things like magnets...and the criminals know most of the tricks on how.

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    Emma London
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When traveling abroad, always scan your passport and email it to yourself. If you'll lose everything, you'll have a starting point at securing yourself travel documents to get back home.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent a year traveling around Southeast Asia and I used a waterproof money belt that I wore next to my skin under by pants. Before I left my guesthouse to go on to the next place, I would take $20 or so in local currency and put it in a baggie and then into a pants pocket or my shoulder bag...someplace easily accessible—and the rest of my money and travelers checks (before widespread access to ATMs in many of the places I visited) went into a money belt that I wore under my pants/skirt. It was virtually impossible to detect, and absolutely impossible to get to without me knowing. When I was staying at a place and was just going out-and-about, I could generally find an interesting spot to stash my important goods to keep them safe from prying eyes. If you’re somewhere unfamiliar, always carry a smallish amount of cash on you that you can hand over to someone if you’re mugged.

    Mariana DaVe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in Brazil this is basic when you are at any crowded place or street ... or the subway... or the beach...

    John L
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I don't like about this is the passport. When you are abroad (I have traveled many places around the world for the gov't). Your passport should be on you at all times if you are out of your country and not sitting in your hotel room. It is part of travel training. It is the ONLY means of legitimately identifying you as a US Citizen. If you are suddenly caught up in a catastrophe or some other disaster/personal situation, you will not be admitted to a US embassy or get gov't help, without one. Which is more likely? Who knows. Depends on your activities, but you don't want to be caught unaware, without your passport. Human traffickers frequently confiscate passports, because they know this. You are almost persona non grata, without it.

    Natalie Kelsey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we went abroad we took photocopies of our passports on our persons and left the real deal in the safe. If legit people needed to see them, they could see the copy and knew if necessary we could produce the real one, but if we were robbed the criminal didn't get our actual passport.

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    Dsqwared lantern art By David Drummond
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a big believer in I dish out the judgements and punishments for bad people

    TK 421
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all my travels, my buddies and I never once experienced this issue. I suppose that it is more geared towards those who travel alone and are foolish enough to telegraph their wealth. We used to travel around Mexico on a regular basis, but we knew to never act or dress like someone who has anything worth taking.

    Christiana Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not usable for people with large chests. I have that issue with my f***y pack, it is way too uncomfortable to be held sideways strapped with bag over chest.

    Pam Pallett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I find things that go across your chest are meant for people with little or no cleavage. Otherwise it stands out as a weied ledge under your shirt and/or pushes things apart in an odd looking way.

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    The question I get asked the most is what can I do to protect my children from not being kidnapped, or if they're being taken, what can they do? The next video is a technique you can teach your children and it's very effective. In the video she's clinging onto a leg with her arms and then clinging onto a leg on with her feet. What that does, it makes it very, very hard to move. And she's right, they could lose balance and fall and then you can run away. If not, it still looks very awkward. People are gonna start asking questions.

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    Jyri Hakola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone who actually have kids knows that they can do this completely naturally when it is morning and time to left home to daycare...

    Kiryn Silverwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter does this all the time just as a game whenever she wants a hug but I'm too tired to carry her 40lb self.

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    Rose
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught my young son to SCREAM "FIRE! THERE'S FIRE!!!" Because more people will react and turn to look - it could be a threat to THEIR safety - than will turn to a scream for "HELLLLP!" Sad, but true . . .

    Hugo Raible
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scream. Bite them. You are allowed to do everything causing maximum harm.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught both my kids very young that kicking or punching a male female in the crotch puts them to the ground. For some reason people only think hitting men in the junk is excruciating. Nope. Women too! Biting and not letting go is a good one around the neck/face if picked up works too.

    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also have a special password that your kids know that only safe people use. Ours was “Hello, what’s your name? Are your parents around?”

    Teresa Spanics
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent advice for anyone who has children!

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    #5

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    Here are some items you can use for self-defense that aren't classified as self-defense items:
    Items used for sports.
    Water bottle, preferably filled and metal.
    Deodorant and a lighter. Individually, they look harmless, but put them together.

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    ƒιѕн
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, carry a baseball bat while strolling around at nite. Not sus at all. We all play baseball at midnite in the back alleys.

    Jef Bateman
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is old, old advice, but if the person you are up against is considerably stronger than you, any weapon you bring out will be used against you. You need to make noise and get away, not try to McGyver your way out of the situation.

    Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old but excellent advice. Carrying a "weapon" isn't going to help unless you know what to do with it if attacked, are willing to use it to physically injure someone AND can stay calm + collected while doing so. Scream, make noise ATTRACT ATTENTION!

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    Axolotl King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful with the aerosol/lighter one. The fire can climb back to the can and explode it I think

    Gurnox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deodorant and lighter one is simply preposterous.

    Šimon Špaček
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A walking stick. There is a whole book about using it and you can always say "my knee is not a 100% officer, sometimes I need to lean a bit."

    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I carved my own, and it has a 8d nail hammered into bottom, filed to point. For traction.

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    Sam Chilton
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the traditional old keys between the fingers. It will hurt them more than it hurts you.

    Transat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also, it's less cumbersome than walking around with a tennis racket

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    John L
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once got pulled over for a traffic stop. Had a baseball bat beside me between driver and passenger seat. Asked what it was for...told him the truth. He actually reached in and took it out of my car (in the window reaching across me!). Tossed it away and said, "You should have said it was for playing baseball". I commented that I would mention his advice to lie next time, to the next cop I saw. That flummoxed him and he returned my bat.

    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty pathetic that self defense is seen as a preemptive crime nowadays.

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    EEF🤓
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrible advice 🤣

    Celesta
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, if you are in TX just tote around an AR-15. TOTES LEGAL now no one will bat an eye, and sadly less sus than carrying a bat around at 1AM

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A deodorant in itself can also be very useful. Its not as harmful as pepper spray but it stings. And nobody can arrest you for carrying a small deodorant with you.

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old fashioned hairspray. Sticks eyelids together. It wasn't called lacquer for nothing (advice from police officer)

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    Emma London
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it helps to be a white male.

    Hugo Raible
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Emma, that's completely wrong. Men (not "males") are way more likely to experience violence on the street by stangers. If you could only fact check a single time...

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically he shows how to be a woman out at night! Because i don't know any woman that doesn't already do that

    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noonlight: safety app with panic button. Press and hold button as you walk. If released, it calls 911 with your location. You can also set up network.

    jammer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ”Hey Siri call 911!”. Might work without iPhone too.

    Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to be walking alone in a quieter area, I walk right down the middle of the street - ESPECIALLY in areas where the sidewalks are lined with hedges!!

    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do all of my night walking during the day when it’s light out. That helps. Vampires are also not out then, which greatly reduces those attacks too.

    Adeline Pierce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG yes for me, (Asian woman) men are so creepy to me

    Jacin Larkwell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my luck I'd predial and then accidentally press call without realizing

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *your emergency number may vary.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but if you are in Europe and not sure about the number 112 is a number that can work almost everywhere.

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    If you are ever trapped in the bathroom, this can be your greatest weapon. So this is the top of a toilet. It's made out of porcelain, can definitely do some damage. Let's see how much damage this can do.

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    Lousha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country the majority or these are made of plastic, and have about zero weight. I could threaten them with a used toilet brush though :D

    Michael Brummett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost better is to break the lid. You could end up with pieces that have an edge you can hold, and another sharper than a razor. Upon opening suspected broken china boxes for inspection, I have been cut through gloves without feeling it.

    Wise beauty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shoot I’m trapped in the bathroom, better get the toilet topper.

    Jacquline
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It WILL SMASH THE TOILET TOO THEN WATER SPRAYS EVERYWHERE!!!

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    4 years ago

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    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a Property Brothers reno segment.

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    The moment she clicked this was when the authorities were notified. This invisaWear backed by ADT. It sends your location to your emergency contacts and 911. It doesn't look too bad either.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely click that by accident while fiddling to keep my hands busy....

    Karyn Methven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, it's signal is dodgy, it's not waterproof, and has fallen apart on people. Be aware.

    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noonlight works with phone, has panic button that calls 911 and notes location. Has pin feature that can derail accidental activation.

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty handy... I'll get one when I visit the USA ... ??

    Blood Tundra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a meme with how they put it in the article lmao

    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hail Hydra muthafugga!! Bam!

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    #9

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    This is what you need when traveling alone. When you stay at a hotel room, multiple people have access to your hotel room with other keys. Here's how you stop that. So the metal part goes into the lock. Then you close the door and this device goes in here and you push it down like that, that stops all the pressure from coming right here.
     
    It doesn't open the door and you can't mess with a lock right there.

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    Sam Chilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good for fire or other emergencies.

    Kimberly Winkelmann
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are staying in a place where you don't feel safe, I would rather use this than worry about a possible fire. You have to weigh the options. I've stayed in a hotel in Mexico that the door Didn't lock. This would have come in very handy.

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    Nugua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A plastic or rubber wedge would do the same job and is way less complicated.

    Brian Michael
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up this product and saw others similar, this lead to videos of people using them and then lead to videos showing how easy it is to kick right past them. Honestly became a time suck as I watched a lot of videos of people getting past these devices really easy, so I would say use this if it makes you "feel" safe but don't rely on it.

    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate Travel Safety details many options for travel security: door stoppers, alarms, door k**b locks, braces. Good resource.

    K R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work on all doors

    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always travel with an insane hobo for protection. I have not been attacked or violated once since doing so… unless you count what the insane hobo has done to me. If you do, well I guess there’s been some trouble…

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    ƒιѕн
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do long nails have to do with anything? What if I have short nails?

    Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was in reply to ladies on his insta asking about how to do the things he showed with long nails. So he got acrylics and it was very funny.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a Police single-use handcuff. More likely that someone would tie your hands with a pair of cable ties, and even without shoelaces, you can work the two ties against one another to break them.

    Gingerfoxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this a common problem in the marines?

    BSteel13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause having nails that long is basically a handicap

    My Name Is Mars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I'm wearing shoes without laces?

    piratefetishmachine jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what HIS laces are made from, but I'm pretty sure the plastic cuffs would "burn" through the laces way before the laces made a dent in the cuffs...

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't get how is that possible

    PandaGoPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In practice the plastic tape will cut through the laces, not the other way around

    Joe Berger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just needed an excuse to show off his new nails

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    Here is your sign to think before you put everything on the back of your car. Check out this video, we got the first and last name, the start and finish location, and the license plate. So what did I find? From the information on her car, I was able to track down her social media handle, which correlates with the school she goes to. Which led me back to her hometown, where her dad filed a business location, which is also their home address and then let me to the location of the school of her little sister. Who celebrated a birthday in August. So congratulations. Now you might be comfortable putting your information on the car. Let's not put our family members at risk.

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    Micah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Why would someone put their Venmo information on their car?

    Cartesia Formulae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a low-effort go fund me - people do this for graduations, road trips, baby showers, weddings, etc. It's a recent trend but a privacy nightmare.

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    #12

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    Safety tips for trick-or-treating:
    Make sure to add reflective tape to your kids' costumes.
    Don't visit houses that are not well lit.
    Make sure to check your child's candy before they dig in.

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    ƒιѕн
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still got my baseball bat from strolling around earlier, your ass is gonna lose that bucket of Reeses peanut butter cups.

    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate all my kids candy, 3 pillowcases of it just to be safe. Got a bad tummy ache. Obviously I saved him from getting one. #Hero

    Chandelure F-5
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly might use the reflective tape for the first cosplay.

    Claire Stanfield
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a photo of a Tron Legacy cosplayer who asked me to use flash - all the motherboard pattern on her cosplay lit up in the photo, but wasn't as visible in person. Too cool.

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    Wise beauty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suuurrrrreeee check the candy… 😉😉

    Lilyana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always check the acquired candy for open wrapping, holes, and other irregularities.

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    #13

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Here's the best self-defense when someone uses a weapon. Now in this video, we're going to go over someone attacking you from the front, as well as from the rear. Now, this first step is very important. You're going to hold your hands like here, and then you're going to comply. You want my wallet? You want my phone? Here you go. You want the keys to my car here. You want my shoes too. Cause none of these items are as important as your own life.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baseball bat wins again.

    Nicole Trombly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you still have peanut butter cups to eat after the severe beating you gave!

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    Falcon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a really good point. I'd do the same if I should ever be robbed. Money can be re-earned, yea losing your cards would be annoying, but what's more annoying is to get stabbed or shot.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hands up, once back is turned, multiple stab wounds

    Gurnox
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    4 years ago

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    #14

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Here's your daily reminder to never open the door for someone you don't know. If someone delivers a package to your house and says you need to sign, say, "where's your ID card?". Someone delivers food to your house and you didn't order it.,"It's not mine. Thank you very much". It's that simple. When someone delivers something to your house or offers a service, you're always able to ask for credentials. If they do not provide the credentials, you can just tell them to leave.

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    Kaisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''Stop letting in people that i don't know''. WOW, never thought about that. Amazing.

    Ellie Rosser
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His point is that people often wouldn't dream of letting a stranger in, but would happily open the door to a delivery driver i.e. effectively opening the door to someone they don't know without really realizing that is what they are doing.

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    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived alone for the first time my dad told me to never answer the door to someone I didn't know without verification of who they are. Doesn't matter if they're in a police uniform.... still need to prove who they are. Apparently there are people who will dress as police, fire, emt etc who use public confidence in uniformed persons to gain access to people's homes.

    A dasher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah. I remember this one time I had a delivery that said it was a gift., but didn't find out until after I picked it up. I called the recipient of said gift to make sure it was legit and they texted the giver. Not only do I not want to be set-up as a hapless accomplice-victim, I always err on the side of sus.

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if they have an XL pizza I didn’t order? Then what?

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really let any random into their house? I've gotten heaps of those inspection scams (eg. I'm from x company and we want to give you free light bulbs, let me inspect your house!) and never once let them in. Do people really fall for this nonsense despite knowing they never booked or ordered anything?

    Smilejustbecause
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It happens more often than you think. Especially to the elderly, it’s sad.

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    Jacin Larkwell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What credentials for food service? Sometimes our driver has the delivery vehicle or a shirt with our logo, sometimes they don't. Not like we have business cards or a Pizza Delivery License

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just do contactless delivery. I wait for them to drop off the food and leave and then open the door to get the food. Much easier.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or have a front gate and a wall.

    Ellis Reed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at mister moneybags over here with his front gate and wall 😛

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    #15

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Five places you can park your car and sleep overnight on a road trip.
    Number one is Walmart. Usually well lit and open 24/7.
    My personal favorite are casinos. They usually have security. they might ask you to leave, but it's worth a try.
    A welcome center. Something like this. They usually don't have restrooms open all night.
    Next up is rest stops. Although they could be sketchy and many cities are starting to ban sleeping in your car at these rest stops.
    Number five on the list is probably one of the best ones. It's the Bureau of Land Management land. They will allow you up to stay up to 14 to 30 days for free.

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    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't work in most cases if you are a minority.....

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never sleep in my car at a rest stop. That's prime weirdo hunting ground and a lot of them have zero security and minimal traffic late at night.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When walking across America, I found campgrounds to be a good, safe resource.

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    #16

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always the case...I wear clothes that don't fit the season because I like being covered up, am perpetually full of bruises because my skin bruises super easily and I sit at weird angles, never have money because I'm just broke and skipping out on social outings is practically my favourite hobby.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to be wrong than sorry in this case

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    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually listening to them when they say "I am being abused" is also a pretty good way to tell.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually they don't say that obviously!

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is sharing accurate signs of abusing and people are commenting that it's not always the case because they do these things and are not abused!🙄🙄🙄 Are you people for real?

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course we're real. We're the real people who got pulled out of class and interrogated for 3 hours because we decided playing with a dog was a great way to spend a Monday night and nobody believes the scratches on our arms are from the dog's nails. We're the people whose doors get banged on unexpectedly on a Saturday evening because we cancelled plans to enjoy a quiet night at home and people assumed we were hurting ourselves. I understand the perspective of "rather safe than sorry" but it would be nice to be listened to and believed once in a while.

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    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you’re Cory Hart? Then what?

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone might also be wearing non-seasonal or long-sleeved clothes to cover self-harm. That's none of your business unless you know the person very well.

    Wise beauty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ABOUT MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE??????

    Lauren Hilligas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of abusers actually avoid leaving marks or bruises where they can be easily seen. I had this happen in the past and he would focus on hips, ribs, back and feet areas. Terrible person and he never had to pay for any of it.

    Blood Tundra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heya, I do almost all of this stuff and I'm perfectly fine. Scarf in the wrong season? Chilly. Long sleeves in summer? Believe it or not, I'm just cold, Sherlock. Thanks, but the scratches are because a have an *sshole cat. :/

    Kristen Bellefeuille
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too war long sleeves in summer as well as long pants, I'm on blood thinners and bride like an old piece of fruit, I hate people seeing the bruises.

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    #17

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    If your car is sinking and you cannot get out of your side doors. One way to escape this out of the back. Now watch out for all the broken glass. Get out, you're out. And all I used was this little bracelet.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very simple! Get out, you are out! What more you need?🙄

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull the headrest off driver's seat

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep this is the 'official' method. use the metal legs.

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    John L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just me, but I missed the part about "this little bracelet".

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or do it the mythbusters way, wait for the car to be flooded and just open the door.

    Ebony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The average person is not going to hunk to do this. You're first instinct is to try the door and window while you're panicking at the same time. Plus, where that bracelet come from?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought the side windows would be easier to break, as they are designed to shatter. Windscreens are laminated and are much harder to break. And depending on the car, you may not be able to reach the rear windscreen - I know I couldn't on mine.

    Jules Marten-Feldmann
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his scenario had the front under water, so the pressure keeps the front windows from breaking. As sometimes else mentioned, mythbusters idea seems easier. Open windows if you can, stay calm and when water is equal on both sides, open the door and go out that way

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    Xenon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get one of those window breakers and keep it in your center console. Smash out the window and swim out.

    Micah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get one that also has an angled blade for cutting seatbelt straps, in case the seatbelt gets stuck.

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    RandomHumanBean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. if the car is sinking, find the largest window in the car, punch the lower corner as hard as possible. it will break quicker than punching the middle, and it is less tense than a smaller (side) window. you can climb out that way much easier.

    dawn t
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not understanding the bracelet. I read all the comments, but it’s highly possible that I missed it.

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    #18

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Here is how to throw a punch with acrylics on. In my last video, you saw me rolling up my fingers like this to create a fist. Obviously you can do that and it hurts very, very much. So here's how to throw a punch. So what you're going to do is you're going to either hit with your palm like that, that still works. Or with this part of your finger. So you're not going to crawl it all the way and you're going to hold it like that. Still works. It doesn't hurt you.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try and turn it into a boxing match. You have elbows, knees and feet. Use them.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And long nails. Why punch when you have an attached weapon for scratching or gouging?

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    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for sensitive points: ears, Adam's apple, genitalia, eyes. Slam heel of your palm upward into nose. Slap hands (simultaneously, aggressively) over attackers ears. Scream directly in their ear. Bite. Make perp regret their poor life choices. Remember Steve Prefontaine's mantra: someone may beat me, but they will have to bleed to do it.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I second that and agree with you 100%! Act like a crazy cat!

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next step: how to wipe your ass with long nails (there are tutorials in YouTube no kidding)

    #19

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    If you ever need to make an emergency door lock for whatever reason, here's how to do it in three steps. Step one, take a fork and get this part off. Step two, you're going to bend these forks in. Step three, insert the fork in the lock and use the long part to push through.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to saw a fork in 2 when there's an emergency. Hands shaking, saw is where? Do you have that much time in an emergency?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fork will break with repeated flexing. Still don't see how a broken fork is going to help though. You'd be better keeping it whole and using it to stab any intruders!

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    Ebony
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of cheap ass fork he using?

    Bret Gales
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, a simple twist and turn of the handle destroys both this and the privous lock things.

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    #20

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Here's how fast you can get your license plate stolen. So check this out. They got antitheft license plate kit, which means that you cannot screw or unscrew. This comes with a special tool. You need this tool to get these off. In most cases, they don't have them. They leave your license plate alone.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reasonable idea, but if it needs a special tool to get them off, the thieves will just get the special tool and use it. I have some anti-theft screws on my car which the Police fitted for free some time ago - they have a chamfer in place of one side of the screw face, so you can screw it in, but there is nothing for the screwdriver to grip against to undo them. They have to be drilled out.

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it goes to the old adage about the other guy not having one. Crooks always take the path of least resistance. Now if he wants YOUR plate for some reason...you are right.

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    Sarah Moore
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't work. The "rivets" are rounded and cannot be grabbed by pliers.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in France, license plates are riveted on the car....

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    #21

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Spine of a coconut tree leaf is actually so hard it can be used as a spear for fishing or even defending yourself. Leaves are actually great for weaving a basket or clothes if you don't have any. So it is extremely durable. It's also sharp and you can definitely stab a fish with it.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a long walk to the nearest palm tree for me though!

    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one in my office...but no fish

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    Albino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me being in Central Europe finds that only a bit helpful.

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Swede, this information is really going to be useful to me

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to fish, guess I'd starve. I always worry in the back of my mind how hard I would have it, marooned on a deserted island.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of invertebrates on a deserted island, though. Crabs, mussels, snails, and insects are probably easier to catch, too.

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    Bret Gales
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayo, mountains of Utah here... Kinda have a long way to go my guy...

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would use the knife you are holding first in the frond second

    burntmarshmallow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like is easier to catch the fish using other methods, this one needs so much effort, first you have to climb the tree to get the spine leaf, and is not even easy to catch a fish using proper spear

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use those fronds, or sticks, or rocks to funnel fish into an area. You can often make a small, curved wall that faces current and direct small fish into a little cove-type area. That fish stabbing idea might work for bigger fish, but it's hard to do because: refraction.

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    #22

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Three everyday items you can defend yourself with:
    Number one, a water bottle. Even better if it has a handle. It's even better if it's made of steel if you knock someone out, take a little sip.
    The second, dog leash. If you beat them up then afterward you can use it to make your own handcuffs.
    Number three, an umbrella or beach umbrella, even better.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not worried, I still got my bat and your peanut butter cups.

    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm loving your comments, better than the actual thread!

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, me and my beach umbrella always walk home together from the pub...

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a pool noodle?

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an AK-47 which I don’t see pictured. Is that good enough or should I stuck with the umbrella?

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small handed person, I’m not gonna grab a weapon just so it can be taken and used against me. Go to a proper gym or self defense training, at the very, very least, you’ll learn to block and maybe hit back, just enough to stop or lessen an assault. Most of all, you’ll get fitter/stronger and that’s excellent on its own!

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he says "if you beat them up" as though that's a viable option. If we can just instantly outstrength our assailant, what's the point of the weapons or any of these precautions?

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep the dogs retractable leash clinched in my fist ready to beat the heck out of my neighbors

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep an axe I use next to my dogs kennel. You can't see it because it blends in with the kennel. I've only had to use it once.

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    #23

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    Here's a tip you should've learned in school. If you ever find yourself kidnapped and duct taped, here's how to get out. Shift your arm from left to right creating a small tear in order to break the duct tape. You're going to do the same on your other hand. Now for the duct tape on your chest, you're going to put both hands on your chest and move forward. Like a brace position. After that you move on to the legs, create a small little tear and then just push through. And that's how I get out.

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    Brooks Harper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it would depend on how and how much they used the duck tape as well as what you are actually taped to if anything. There are plenty of situations I can think of in which this would not work.

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What have I done that my life has gone so wrong?

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this dude is really dedicated if he didnt unstickiufy the duct tape before. that seems painful for just a short video.

    A dasher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're forgetting the part that's he's a Marine in his country.

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    Moxxidude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had known this during the incident when Red Green kidnapped me.

    John L
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    4 years ago

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    Mansplain it, dude!

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    #24

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    If you're from Florida, you know there are gators in here. And if you were a native Floridian, you might catch them in your trashcan. You're not a native Floridian, here's some ways you can protect yourself against gators. First things, first. Don't leave food out there. They like the smell of barbecue. If you're near a body of water, put a fence up. If you've got a pool, invest in a pool enclosure. And if you're not comfortable removing a gator, like most of the population, you can call a hotline.

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    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the middle of Canada. Bought Triscuits, f*****g gator came outta nowhere. Holy s**t. Be careful!

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup. so now i can protect myself from gators after my thousands of miles walk to florida to get palm tree leaves.

    Blood Tundra
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commenting this before I look at the comment section, the hell is going on here? Edit: oh, gaters, should've guessed. Also, they can climb trees and probably that fence, so you're screwed either way. That alligator is getting its triscuits and human in it's diet.

    Bec Jac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should know that gators can climb fences. Just watch your little pets...

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people who come to Australia and go swimming or camping in crocodile land...

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup. so now i can protect myself from gators after my thousands of miles walk to florida to get palm tree leaves! PERFECT

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the gator going out the window or am I?

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    #25

    Royal-Marine-Shares-Life-Saving-Tips

    What do you do if you're hogtied with zip ties? You're going to move everything up and then over. Now you still got these. Now with these, you need to tighten them as much.

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    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, these techniques only work on commercial grade zip ties you get at a hardware store. Someone cuffs you with zip tie cuffs, you ain't going nowhere.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not possible in absolutely no way for 99% of people

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the text seems to be missing. I'm guessing he is sawing them against one another as I suggested in the one about using shoelaces.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he just stretched forcefully and they snapped off.

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