45 Delusional And Ridiculously High Dating Standards That Show Exactly Why Finding Love Is Hard

I am not your sugar daddy 😆

🎶You don't get to pick and choose different a*s and bigger B00bs, If my eyes are brown or blue!!🎶

Wise words to live by. Although I'd shave my beard when the temperature gets too hot to handle but good for the guy.

Equal opportunity demands, this I can get behind.

Yeah, sorry. I would unsubscribe too X(

some people are wild. just looking for friends that pay my bills.

He’s Just Ken

Love the answer 😂

ouch...

It's not high dating standards, he wasn't interested in someone with kids in the first place and wanted to be an a*s and give harsh remark.

These people shouldn't be ridiculed. They should be thanked for being direct and praised their honesty and declined further dating. Otherwise they will finally change their ways and hide how f****d up they are and will finally find some victim whom they will be able to control. This way everyone's warned and can back easily before any harm is done :)

Job interwiew...

Her answer is gold

A woman who has her own money ewwww. /s Nice reply though. :D

We found the solution for unsolicited d*** pics! Send them all her way!

You poor child. Do you really think your mother is going to teach anyone how to take you away from her? Think, could there be a reason why she hasn't raised you to adulthood?

Oh no, correct grammar. How horrendous!

He should ask her to put them up for adoption, like the braintrust at #1.

Would be a better alternative, if I'm being honest...

Don't you love when the crazy don't hide it and you can easily avoid them without realizing they're crazy much later?

Every time a woman ask about height needs to be asked about weight in return.

And again, crazy revealed themselves early. Just got to be happy it's so early.

#5?!?! Did he just add to his list of criterion that he requires ràpè in his relationship?!?!? 😳

Wait wait wait. Has never thought of a man sexually, but always begging to get filled with his seed? Whaaaaa?

'Must be a virgin' - bc hes the 40yo virgin & doesn't want you to know how bad it is or he wasn't to do some effed up stuff to you & play it off as 'that's how it works normally' - either way RUN

Dafuq did I just read?? A dude like this should just marry that girl in that picture that accompanies his post. Like, didn't a Japanese guy once marry a virtual character or something like that?

16-19? so a child basically

He doesn't mind if she gains weight after pregnancy? How good of him. 🤣

Christofascism! Coming to a town near you!!!

I guarantee this incel weighs 350 lbs, lives in his mom's basement, and only showers once every 2 weeks. He's also seriously mentally ill if he thinks his "requirements" are OK.

im pretty sure this guy saw an adult anime and expected all girls would be like this

Really long way to tell us he's an incel

"Never thought of a man sexually"... Sounds like a lesbian to me, bud

I wonder if this guy knows there are sex dolls he could buy on Craig's List.

Frightening that such people exist, assuming it's real and not some idiot troll

Nauseating and pathetic.

Omfg

Οk, he's kidding, right?

Paint your penis green and show it to her. Depending on her reaction you will see if she has ever seen a penis.

when you find her please share with us - i want to meet this robot porcelain doll and smack her in the face and give her heads up on the mistake she is about to make

Pretty sure there are still some Duggar girls that are single, except they aren't Catholic.

I read to number 2 and was like...so (guessing this dingleberry has "outdoor" plumbing) goofy dude wants a woman that apparently knows nothing about, seems to have zero interest in, and wouldn't know a peen from a tree root. I mean, one of the things I like about my wife is that she knows and likes lil chuckyburger. Edit to add...Read the rest of the...delusions? Of this thing...sweet jumping jeezus on a bumpy bicycle...this cat needs to go live beyond the wall of sleep.

"So I just want an anime girl but real who can live up to my unattainable expectations" bro needs help.

I would LOVE to see a pic of this person. It's often those with the least to offer that want the most.

At ”seed” I threw up in my mouth a little.

Is this sarcasm?

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this cannot be real

Gross

There is No Way this can be real!!?

"loves me dearly, is compassionate and understanding of....." the above.

Again, blow up dolls have to be ordered and paid for.

sooo... he wants a literal anime doll?

Jesus Christ, is this satire? Please be satire

Can we report this guy to law enforcement somewhere?