61 Overused And Repetitive Jokes People Wish Would Retire For Good

Best response I heard to, "do you play basketball?" "No. Do you play miniature golf?"

And wifes annoying

Some fathers try so hard it unfair to them

I've never found these "ball and chain" jokes funny...like I get it, you're miserable...but we're not all miserable. Some of us have good marriages and relationships.

I hate it when a man winds his wife/partner up about sexism.... They think they're being funny but it's just stupid and Not a bloody joke. We've had to work so bloody hard to get anywhere and prove ourselves so much more. It's not some stupid joke to wind the missus up with, it's not the 1970s

As someone who has worked in retail and restaurants all my life, that is a valid statement...

I love everyone until I have a reason not to, most people will give you a reason (a very good one) to hate them, historically they're called A******S

Get soap on a rope!

Eeeewwww

"Those are 500$ extra, should I put that on your card or are you paying cash?"

Did you lose yours?

I get the whole creepy guys telling girls to smile thing isn't ok, but as someone who spent a long time in customer service, smiling (even if you have to fake it) is part of the job. If you can't smile and engage customers (with the obvious exception of dealing with a******s), maybe you're in the wrong industry.

Hahahahaha...now I know I really don't want to talk to you.

It should be changed to, can I ask you a second question

Then don't start by asking if you can ask a question. This one gets on my nerve big time. Whenever someone asks me "Can I ask you a question?" I answer no. This is the stupidest question ever.

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I don't understand this one

Gross

"Given your sour disposition I should have stayed in hibernation"

My mother used to say "The dead are risen!" 😂

But this works pretty well when you've got little kids telling you they're hungry every 5 seconds 😂

Not gonna lie it's funny if you're not the one hungry

My 6yo does this

"Sure, I charge 500$ an hour".

The most annoying to me is "you working hardly or hardly working?"

Don't forget the all time classic of " You missed a bit...."

I say this to annoy people, mainly my sister

There's a reason for this, ask your grammar 😉🤣🤣

That would be a short life

You are the greatest • Don't make yourself smaller than you actually are • Can you hold a BigMac with one hand? • You can save a lot of money by not being allowed on roller coasters • You are outstanding

So much for originality

That's often born out of nerves and anxiety! You as the shopper were given the bank note elsewhere and took it in all faith but there's always that wee voice in your head..... "What if it's fake?" 😳🙄🤣 We had to check any denomination note from fivers up. Standard procedure in my day 😊

Urectum? Damn near killed him

Actually, the planet is named for Ouranos, god of the sky, who was the father of Kronos who fathered Zeus (Roman name: Jupiter). The Roman/Latin spelling 'Uranus' is definitely most unfortunate in English though.

I loved this part of that episode, especially the “here let me locate it for you”

This made me giggle 🤣🤣

If u only need to hear it once a year then it's hardly being over used.

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That's not what your mother said last night.

I hate hearing these types of jokes at school, and I know that the teachers are too

Working retail, this gets real old real quick

100x up vote!

Usually the follow with 'why don't you go to Turkey then? HAHAHAHAHA' 🙄🙄🙄

Not even funny imo

I like this one 😂

Just like Twilight

Or starts making oink oink noises

When we drive past a cop car my dad asks if anyone smells bacon.

Wow no sense of humor here

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken 😈

There is one that I like "Knock knock" "Come in".