We’re all craving something sweet and soothing during the quarantine. So why not try out that banana bread recipe that's been hanging on your fridge for over two years now? I mean, the ten boxes of eggs, aka your coronapocalypse hoard, ain't gonna bake themselves.

The pans are flying in no time and the solo baking show is on. The timer goes off and there you have it—a doughy monstrosity and impressive baking fail. Bored Panda has collected the most unsuccessful attempts right down below that will hopefully spark your inner chef, because whatever you make… it can’t be that bad. Been there, baked that? Share your quarantine bake-off stories in the comments! 

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Just don’t ask...

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Rem
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2 months ago

It's grown a tentacle

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AJu
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3 months ago

Laughed very much at the caption :D

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Bill
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2 months ago

"Its a its aaah rocket ship.yeah a rocketship. " "Death to Smoochie" a great adult humor Robin Williams movie

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You’re not the only one considering making banana bread. The global pandemic has turned many into avid home bakers. In fact, there are so many of them that suppliers have been forced to increase production.

Bloomberg reports that baking staples have become a sort-of luxury. Baking yeast sales were up 457% over last year for the week ending March 28. Flour was up 155%, butter up 73%, baking powder up 178%, and eggs up 48%.

Robert Harper, the president at Hopkinsville Milling Co., said the company is packing twice as much flour as usual. Harper commented: “It started to look like Thanksgiving and Christmas all rolled into one. People have time on their hands and are trying to save some money.”

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Rabbit Carrot
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2 months ago

Cut them up post bake when they’re still a little soft. Or if they’re a little hard crumble them up into large chunks and sprinkle on ice cream. Nom.

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My make-shift attempt at making a bunny failed me, but I think I baked a fat cat instead? 

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Mark
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2 months ago

Thinks first picture was the after, looks at second picture, what the hell!!!!

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Vicky Zar
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2 months ago

How can you forget flour? Its the main ingredient most of the time

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Bored Panda contacted Beth Coombes, a professional pastry chef and the owner of bespoke bakery Pili Pala Cakehouse, who told us about everything you need to know to bake in quarantine like a pro.

Beth suggests always reading your recipe in full before just going for it. “Baking is such a science and things must be done in the correct order to achieve the end result you want,” she explained. Plus, always weigh your ingredients before starting so you can concentrate on the method while making it.

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So...this looked to be baking perfectly and happily in the oven...this was the surprise on the other side

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Shirin Hashim
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2 months ago

Was it trying to escape?

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“Ummm....are the cinnamon buns supposed to try and escape from the pan?

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Human #1,232,867
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2 months ago

Love it, look so cool!

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Epextecation vs reality

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rai mei
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2 months ago

it's still cute :)

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The pastry chef named a couple of beginner’s mistakes that are best to avoid. One of the most common ones is setting the oven to the right temperature. “Cakes cook on so many different temperatures to get different results, so don’t think 'ah, this temp will do,' as it might not work, and you’ll learn that the hard way.”

Another common mistake that anyone who is new to baking could make is simply not knowing the technique. “For example, 'beating' or 'folding' techniques. If you’re not sure what a word means, give it a little google first and you’ll be good to go.”

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Miss Cris
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3 months ago

You can use them in a barbecue now!

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Miss Cris
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3 months ago

It looks delicious anyway

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Rissie
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2 months ago

But how? It really isn't that hard...

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If you can decide on a recipe to try out when in quarantine, Beth has shared her super-easy salted caramel brownies recipe with all the Pandas out there. The ingredients you’ll need are: 170g dark chocolate, 170g unsalted butter, 3 eggs, 225g caster sugar, 50g cocoa, 50g plain flour, ½ tsp sea salt, 100g salted caramel.

“Preheat your oven to 150℃ and line a 11”/8” tin. First, melt the chocolate and butter together and leave to cool for a couple of minutes. Then, whisk your eggs and sugar together until combined before adding your chocolatey butter mixture. Continue to gently whisk until it all comes together, then add your cocoa powder, flour, and salt. Fold this together, to make sure it’s all smooth and combined—it will be super-thick and shiny.”

“Lastly, add half of your salted caramel to the brownie, fold, and combine. Pour this in the tin, then drizzle and swirl the other half through the brownie. Give it a couple of taps on the table to level it out and bake it in the oven for 20-25 minutes.” 

“Once ready, it should still be a little wobbly in the center, but crusted and set around the edges. You must leave this to cool for a few hours before cutting into squares and indulging—trust me, it will totally be worth it!” Bon appetit!

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Baking fail. My macarons exploded and didn’t grow feet. I’m pretty sure it had to do with my almond flour. I made my own and I think it was too moist. I haven’t been able to find ready made almond flour but almonds are readily available. I’m gonna try again

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Miss Cris
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3 months ago

Macarons are very difficult to do. Yours look arty in some way.

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In my attempt at making pizza, i discovered my yeast had expired in 2010. And the supermarkets had ran out of yeast. Then I read about making yeast from dried fruit. I used dried longan and here is an interesting outcome. The dough was stretchy and after baking, I ended up with a very pleasant tasting crispy and slightly chewy sweetish flatbread. It went really well with crunchy peanut butter

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Emperor Kitten
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2 months ago

Or make a sourdough starter. You won't get your pizza for a week, but it'll be awesome.

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Rabbit Carrot
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2 months ago

Failed rainbow cookies look like cool mined gem cookies.

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Sadly my challahday easter bunny didn't quite work out. Seems to have come down with some hip dysplasia, ear disconnection, and a touch of elephantiasis in the oven... I think the main culprits here were uneven working of the various strands, slight underproofing, and perhaps some rusty baking skills. Next time..

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ZombieGirl
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2 months ago

It actually doesn't look too bad

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Nawal Wali
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3 months ago

That oval is going to be me by the end of all this

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Perfumista Perfumista
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2 months ago

You've been burning

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A bit too much of baking soda

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Mark
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2 months ago

Congratulations you made..........................a mess!

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Sweet f’n dreams people!!

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Nawal Wali
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3 months ago

This ones seen things

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I think I made the peanut butter cookies a bit too big.

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Johnny Farnen
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2 months ago

No such thing as a peanut butter cookie made too big.

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He’s baaaaaa-ck! 3. Oh no!! 4. Sleepy sheepy

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Mark
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2 months ago

Googly eyes would have helped along with a derpy smile.

Gregg V
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2 months ago

Not bad for a three year old. Is that Shmoo w/o legs? https://www.pinterest.com/pin/33917803413136827/

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Timmy
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2 months ago

Looks like they ran out of food and the dog didn't make it through quarantine.

EtherealSponge
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2 months ago

It’s legs sure didn’t

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NanZ
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2 months ago

Cute, and I love the dinosaur skeleton necklace. I am pretty sure that is what that is!

Rabite
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2 months ago

Omg. I hate wearing jewellry but this necklace I would consider.

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Kevin Saroz
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2 months ago

baby seal

Chloe Drury
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2 months ago

why does this actually look good tho??? like just add ears

Molly Block
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2 months ago

What is that white thing on the left though?? Looks like a small dinosaur skeleton?

melanie bly
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2 months ago

Looks like a little white puppy.

Kim Bush
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2 months ago

An icing bag with a grass decorating tip in it would bring this sheep to life

Nadine
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2 months ago

Sheepy's looking right at me.

Shinomi Chan
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2 months ago

Looks like a cute lil' puppy

kriss kobashi
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2 months ago

Is that Shinchan's dog, Shiro?

Mumof1
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2 months ago

Are you sure it's a sheep and not a seal pup?

Jacquelyn Baker
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2 months ago

Looks like a Maltese. Haha

Natacha René
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2 months ago

Sooo...not a harp seal pup?

Janice Hereth
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2 months ago

My mom used to have that baking set, for a lamb. She would put coconut all over it. . This looks good but more like a dog?

Teresa Groth
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2 months ago

Well real-good effort!

Kaytal Johnson
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2 months ago

😂😂 I can't......😂🤦‍♀️ I thought it was her cute puppy laying on the plate.

Tara Campbell
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2 months ago

Looks like a puppy.

Lisa Tetlow
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2 months ago

Easter Ghost?

Tina Harbour
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2 months ago

Where are the ears?!😂

Maria Cadaver
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2 months ago

https://youtu.be/rAERTOVgkeY My lamb cake fail!

Nayeli Ortiz
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2 months ago

This one made me laugh out loud, then everyone in the room stared at me

Cassandra Wheat
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2 months ago

when you don't want your kids eating too much more sugar = leaving out the details (which makes this look like a seal instead of a sheep)

Gosiaatje
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2 months ago

Looks more like a doggo to me!

Garth Robinson
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2 months ago

Nah, not sheep.... maltese dogo. so cute!

MizAdeleM
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2 months ago

I guess it was supposed to be a lamb cake, but really looks more like a legless maltese dog.

Dorothy Cloud
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2 months ago

Not bad!

Gregg Bender
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2 months ago

Looks like Granny's little Maltese...

Ashley Wright
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2 months ago

Nice job👍🏻

Pamela Grove
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2 months ago

You just need a piping bag and a decorative tip to make this attractive. The fact you got a sheep shaped cake is a great start. You just need to decorate it now.

Mary Jaye
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2 months ago

what's wrong with it? looks fine to me.

jimin's jams.
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2 months ago

it dosn't look that bad tbh. just looks like a earless tailess bunny..... consider it my grandma

Id row
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2 months ago

Forget everything else, I want more info on that dinosaur necklace. I would absolutely wear that, lol.

Jane Alexander
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2 months ago

He needs shredded coconut for his coat.

Stephanie Trump
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2 months ago

It looks like a Maltese dog

Marlene Sundy
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2 months ago

He looks like my cakes twin😍

Lauren Michlin
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2 months ago

looks like a cute, baby seal

Elizabeth Roethle Crawford
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2 months ago

Just poke a pair of ears on it and call it a bunny

Heather Menard
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2 months ago

Look at the puppy mommy

Barbara Floyd
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2 months ago

Is it a dog?

Patricia Williams
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2 months ago

Looks like a Bichon Frise puppy!

Dutch VanZandt
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2 months ago

Awww... an Easter lamb without legs... or ears.

Alonso Victoria
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2 months ago

This is cute!!

Maggie Lucia
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2 months ago

To be fair, just getting that lamb to properly stand up is a miracle.

Maggie Lucia
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2 months ago

To be fair that lamb cake is a PITA, the fact its standing upright is a miracle.

Patty Leaton
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2 months ago

the abominably dog

Johanne Trudeau
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2 months ago

Silence of the lambs...

Seth Thayer
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2 months ago

looks like a Maltise dog

Jill McLean
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2 months ago

looks like a baby seal.

Sander Vermeer
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2 months ago

Looks like Flat Eric's cousin

('-')/ neeta ('-')/
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2 months ago

Lol when I first saw the chocolates and candies and stuff I was like "oh nice!". Then I scrolled down.

Frozengeckolover
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2 months ago

Ghost sheep

Adreana Davis
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2 months ago

when your kids walki in as your finishing up the cake, not being able to finish...

Annette Christopherson
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2 months ago

Easter lamb.

Karen Gavaletz
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2 months ago

Wrong, so many ways this is wrong.

Ice cube
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2 months ago

still cute

read041
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2 months ago

It's cute :)

Sugar_arrow
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2 months ago (edited)

Easy fix for a cute cake (but you’ll have to change animals): 1. Freeze a chocolate bunny and once it’s frozen, cut off the ears (really hard to break off when frozen) and put them on either side of the head for the ears 2. use frosting to make a smile, it’ll help a lot 3. Use either frosting, fondant, rice krispy treats or some white candy to make the feet of the bunny, or don’t, your choice 4. Use a white chocolate egg, or even better, a white chocolate Lindor truffle and stick it on the back for an easy tail 5. If you want it outdoors, take light green frosting and use a frosting bag to pipe out bits of grass 6. Put some chocolate eggs by the new bunny to make it an Easter bunny 7. Serve it to whoever you have over, or as an Easter dinner dessert and enjoy. Sorry for the long post everyone

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Collin Lyle
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2 months ago

Baking is science, lol

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I tried to make pretzels and they went MUTANT 

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Tabitha L
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2 months ago

Yummy. Pretzel rolls!!

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Miss Cris
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3 months ago

Oven in a too low temperature

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i am normally a good baker. i found a recipe for egg custard pie. i told my husband 2 go 2 the store to get the ingredients (only 1 person per family is allowed in the store and i cannot be trusted because i come home with a whole bunch of junk food lol). 1 of the ingredients were pie crust, i told him the pie crust are in the refrigerated section near the eggs and where the cookie dough is. he came home with pie crust from the freezer in a pie plate already....i have never seen these in my life and the pie dish was not deep. this was the outcome of using pie crust i have never made before. apparently the egg custard somehow got under the pie crusts while baking, and that big bubble in the middle is the pie crust

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Maiun
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2 months ago

Lesson 1. Make your own pie crust. Lesson 2. Pastry formula: half fat to flour. EG. 8 oz flour 4 oz fat. Lesson 3. Use butter, freeze it, grate it into the flour, cut together with a butter knife, add COLD water( 1/4 to 1/2 a cup) gradually, stirring gently until dough comes together, leave in fridge for 30 mins before rolling out (this lets the gluten in the flour relax and stops the pastry being tough) Enjoy

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rai mei
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2 months ago

ummm.. too much heat?

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Adam C
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3 months ago (edited)

But why use a 30 year old dough?

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2 months ago

This are the kind of pictures that you just keep laughing at even though you can’t figure out what exactly is so funny about them.

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read041
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2 months ago

WHY?! Do you want the cookie to taste like soap?!

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