I Illustrate What It’s Like To Be A Primary School Teacher (35 New Pics)

that one student in the back could care less...lol

Poor teacher.

I'm definitely the student in the back, staring at the cieling thinking about dragon poops or something

And that's the reason why he continues to teach

I used to do that all the time with my son when he felt his snack wasn't big enough. "Mommy, I want 2!" *break cheese in half* "There you go son!" *Son is happy*

i snap rulers on purpose

I've used that one myself!

Does it bother anyone that the top of the little girl's head is bald?

I got that the other day, a kid asked me "How old are you?" - "27" I replied - Kid: "hmm....you look older" Then he just walked away....bastard

In my second year teaching, one of the 10th graders asked how old I was...I said, "Old enough...why?" "Dude! You must be old...like 30..." I was 22 at the time. -Rev. Dr. M, former grade school teacher

My Daughter once told the teacher, I was 47 and her dad was 15 😨

i know someone like that

The Floss AKA the devil dance

Hey, squishies and fidget spinners are actually important tools guilds with adhd, who need to fidget in order to focus.

Here's the things that go on at our school. 1. FORTNITE 2. FORTNITE 3. FORTNITE 4. BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG

Don't forget slime!!

They missed the one I was. School dunce.

Wish I could use that excuse at university

Yep. That was me as a kid.

At least he's honest.

everyone comes in the next week with the same excuse

That kiddo is so honest!

"Now!"

Expecto!

An future troll?

o' modern day kids also use rictusempra :P

One question, why would you have a banana in class?

I worked at a grade school as a lunchroom aide. Some of the kids called me Teacher. I would see some of the kids at the local Walmart. They would say "Hi" It wasn't awkward at all. It's funny that they thought I was a teacher. :-)

I was interning at a preschool and I once had to be driven somewhere by my boss, who had her daughter who attended the school in her car. Apparently she asked about it for a long time, unable to comprehend.

Reminds me of one time I was with my dad at Blockbuster, I was choosing which He-Man I wanted to rent. My science teacher, who at school is a class clown of sorts, all fun and games, how ever that night he was not so chirpy. Did not realize at that time, but I think he was renting porno flicks and my presence made him uneasy, especially when I introduced him to my dad lol

Haha that's a good one

But that's a good question, really.

He steals them from the hen house.

… because chickens are lazy.

@Kiki: When I was a kid, I never believed in Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But my siblings did.

Because it's actually a hare. Hares were seen as a bit magical because they could disappear and reappear at will. They couldn't, they were just very good at hiding in open fields. Often the would hide in shallow nests in the fields made by birds, which sometimes had eggs in. Countryfolk would look at where the hare "magically" appeared from to find a nest of eggs, causing the confusion.

I can totally imagine it actually happened.

i asked that

😂 Sorry, that's for the school subject about media competence.

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Whats the kid in the back looking at in the first 2 frames

on the third frame, that one kid in the back...kinda...cared a little lol

Are they always like that? Vertical?

Dang that little girl is annoying as heck