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Ambiguity is inevitable. So when people run into it in everyday life, they often rely on their own assumptions, prior experience, or personal biases to fill in the gaps.

Found an anonymous "Thank You" note on the fridge? It's probably your partner expressing gratitude for the lunch you prepped them and not the ghost living under the bed. Noticed an abandoned umbrella in the park? Probably some absent-minded romantic left it there, and not Mary Poppins.

But too few cues can lead to confusion, a notion that the Facebook group 'Please, may I have a Crumb of Context?' successfully illustrates again and again, as its members share random pictures that raise more questions than they provide answers.

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My O My
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Off topic: my notifications don't go back to 0 when I've looked at them but keep rising. I'm over 100 and it's getting annoying. Anybody else got that problem? Or even a solution??

Cat Chat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here. I wrote BP about mine and everything I tried to resolve the issue on my end. Nice to know it's not just me, so I'll stop trying on my end.

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Marzipanda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The important thing is that it finally came to a stop 🤪🦆

Karen Philpott
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ducks can move pretty fast when they want to. Especially when it's dinner time.

Intuitive Solomon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was just in the middle of my mono-bike ride home from the ball when i suddenly forgot that my bike and I would be going back to being ducks at sunset

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    #2

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    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a curse, it’s original.

    Mark
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unique and creative , I’ll give that to you

    DforDory
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo...that would make it a human centipede..? Hopefully he didn't mean like the one in the movie...🤢

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh yeah?! Well I hope YOUR wife gives birth to a delicious Devil's Food Cake, and you spend the rest of your days agonizing between eating it and cuddling it!"

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'nuff said. Wife's centipede offspring will just to foot their own shoe bills.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so it'd be... a human centipede??

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would they be buckle shoes? slip-ons? Because you could also spend a fortune on laces!

    Laura
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with its toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose, may the bird, etc.

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    #3

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    Louise B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fish has such a look of fear and confusion on it's face, and the dog seems to be thinking, 'well there's something you don't see every day'frankly I relate to both

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wot you lookin' at? You never seen a flying fish before?"

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have seen the one that got away. Actually hold on a minute, I got a picture.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is the fish singing? Billy Bass or Trout Tenor?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo will catch the weird looking frisbee if you don't!

    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!! Fish is looking directly at the camera too!!!

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    #4

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me (laughing) at "Thanks pretzel witch"

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the best thing on this post!

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    Cupcake Kitten
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can feel like that if the pretzel is good enough, but only for a moment before all your anxiety returns...

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    Mojayokok
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I basically eat are pretzels! I’m apparently eating the wrong kind of pretzels though.

    Cupcake Kitten
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gotta be the big, soft ones! Are you eating the tiny hard snack ones?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Big Pharma finds out, pretzels will cost 10 times as much, and be denied by most insurance companies.

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anxiety have you tied up in knots?

    J22 Nol213
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this explains why I have anxiety - I hate pretzels.

    michelle n.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    #5

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. I've always wanted to know also.

    Mat Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems pretty evident: if you live in NJ you probably want to go somewhere else instead.

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    Zophra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey... NJ isn't that bad...

    PolymathNecromancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you are correct. It is geographically the most diverse state. Lots of cool stuff there.

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    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that some sign at the border of Florida.

    Wheelchair athlete
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason for this it is easier to make a fake ID from certain states, so underage people in the New York area often get a fake mimicking a NJ license. It is such a big problem that some bars and liquor stores in NYC make young people with NJ IDs prove other ID or don't take the ID at all

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in NJ, would love to know the context to this, lol.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Officer, I am visiting from New Jersey because I needed a place to pretend I haven't made myriad poor life choices. THAT is why! Can I just have one Pennsylvanian chocolate to wash the taste of shame from my tongue?"

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know how to pump their own gas?

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s just a jersey thing! You wouldn’t understand”

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which why? Why are they from New Jersey? Why did they leave New Jersey? Why does New Jersey exist?

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    #6

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried to buy eggs and flour under the age of 18, and now the police are quacking down on antisocial behaviour.

    Louise B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can all breathe a sigh of relief. They've finally been brought to justice, their reign of terror is over. Gary Larson tried to warn us about ducks many times.

    Tiggy Darling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sold some to a one of my regulars and he told me to put it on his bill.

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught selling quality quack

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not safe to have animals in the front seats. Duh.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're doing a ride along, helping to "lay" down the law.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely wanna know the real story behind this photo, I get sent this one a lot on social media

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    Full of Giggles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing Wales is being plagued by feral teenagers egging houses.

    Lauren S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe those naughty hooligans are baking cakes without permission! J/

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The context is Hallowe'en. There are a number of places that will not sell eggs and flour to children in the run up to Hallowe'en. Some teenagers have taken to egging (throwing eggs) or flour bombing properties as part of the 'Trick or Treat' concept'

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is known to lead to a salt and battery.

    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is over the Halloween period. Flour and egging someone or something is a big problem in some areas. Looks like North Wales has an issue with it throughout the year.

    paddingtonvg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian and my first thought was "muck-up day". There is a day when the final year high school students are finishing forever and they trash the school, throw stuff at people. It's freaking horrible.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was getting on the school bus around muck up day one year and some kids from another school came to egg us. One of their eggs hit the bus driver in the face! I think they ended up getting another bus driver for us, because he couldn't see. I already hated egging, but this shone a light on exactly how cruel it could be.

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    cugel.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youfs flagrantly making cakes

    Louise B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, definitely a cake making operation .Sponge is the gateway drug to harder cakes like fruitcake

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    YaMaOnToast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in most places in uk when its mischief night / Halloween. They just use bricks now which is also more inclusive for vegan / vegetarians

    Ffion Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got egged and floured after school once on my birthday

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    #8

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually why the children are not allowed to buy eggs.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peeling an unboiled egg is a skill known to very few ...

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    Person Of Interest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been woken by the soft crunchy sound of my cat eating a mouse under the bed.

    Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once woke up from the sound of somebody clipping his toenails under my bed. It was in a bunk bed on the night train in vietnam, but I guess it still counts.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person seriously underestimates how quirky my wife is.

    Nicola Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have woken up at 1:34am from hearing the soft but distinct, vaguely mushy, faintly crunchy sound a cat eating the gift they brought me. I guess they changed their mind 🙄

    Jennifer Ness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once woke to find tiny organs, spine, and beady-eyed head spread about on my bedside rug.. along with what appeared to be an empty mouse suit. No idea how I slept through that atrocity.

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to realize this was written by someone in a dorm with a s****y roommate

    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the monsters under my bed when I was a kid had been so considerate

    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have you beat on this one. I once was awakened around that time to the distinct sound (and motion) of my college roommate masturbating on the bunk beneath me. *SHUDDER!*

    Pud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be happy you were on the top bunk!

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    Karen Philpott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm asking if they're in the top bunk?

    Bottle Opener
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think you could smell that before hearing it.

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    #9

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    Meilin Kai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened last night?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Really don't want Any context for this and I wish eye bleach for the staff who had to deal with 😞 But it riles me that the selfish actions of one affect all the rest of us. Certain medical conditions require quick access to loos and can prevent people like myself from being able to go to that location if no other loos are available 😔

    Imnotthatpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US it is against the ADA to not have access to a restroom in a public business.

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    April Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they were vandalised. Shops lay these things on for their customers use, but some people go in and destroy them. Ripping sinks off the walls, blocking toilets and flushing the chains until they overflow and the stores are forced to close them.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to our bathroom at my last restaurant job. Someone ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall, pooped in and around the sink, dumped the garbage can everywhere, and smeared hand soap all over the mirrors. I was like…..why tho? Some people really do get joy from making other people’s lives worse, I’m so glad I’m not one of those people.

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    Marzipanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said "bathroom" 3 times. Bathroom genie will now appear to clean your... Wait! Where's the bathroom?!

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better hide the buckets and storage bins.

    Josh Kottlovski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for a fast food restaurant attached to a gas station that also had some amenities for long haul truckers (i.e. A couple showers, room to sit and eat or relax in with a TV) and there were a few incidents of people passing out in the bathrooms after overdosing on street drugs and definitely had teens using it to smoke marijuana. For a time only the truck drivers or restaurant employees were allowed use of the facilities.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this means they are no longer there, must have been a good night

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    #10

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    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you got me thinking about what SOS means. Makes me a little nervous.

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    Captain Kyra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal our yoyos? Serve out yogurt? Swoop on you?

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks we have Magpies for the swooping here

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll also do it if you don't

    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you don't feed them they'll just mug you for the food anyway.

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    Louise B
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always regret that I didn't get to see an incident with a rogue seagull in Llandudno that my friend witnessed. It swooped down, stole a woman's foot long hotdog out of the bun, slapped her twice in the face with it and flew off. I think that is the funniest mental image I have ever heard of

    Blma1025
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spy on you! Never trust a seagull.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls in soy sauce? Never saw that on the a menu. How was it?

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    #11

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something someone with a truck full of overnight baguettes would say.

    K Davis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is just a play on words. Many UK vans will say stuff like "no tools or equipment are left on this van overnight" and supermarket delivery trucks say "no cash is kept on this van at any time" etc to show thieves that it's pointless breaking in. Some companies like to add 'funny' ones that match their business like this one obviously delivers baguettes, seen them on chocolate ones where they say "none of our amazingly tasty chocolate is kept in our vans overnight" and a few other companies. I guess the missing context is knowing that vans in the Uk add these warnings for real on some vans?

    Reirei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a lot that say "No pasties left in this van overnight".

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    Tiffany Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other side it shows pinkie fingers crossed 🤞

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there goes my plans for the night.

    Anna Meyers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, I don't leave baguettes in my vehicle overnight either.

    MikeMaxis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat people on a craving do this.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that....a turkey??

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is wrong in this picture. Except the cute turkey.

    Shark_a
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the turkey see how horrible the setup is

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you have a rat infestation judging by the rats nest wiring. Is the cat (sorry, turkey) employed for pest control? Gobble gobble.

    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to ignore so much more in this pic.than a non-existent cat

    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how can I? He's such a cute kitty!

    Paul Pienkowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got a very different idea of what a cat is than most people.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a turkey ordered from a cat-alog.

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    Cupcake Kitten
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather ignore your setup and rate your Cat

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the Turkish cat.. what sort of rating is this? Setups for 14 yr old boys?

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    #13

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    Poorpenny
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misconstrued reference to an 80's anti-drug ad, in an attempt to be sarcastic.

    Biofish23
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who are not American Gen x or Elder Millennial. It's a reference to an equally nonsensical government sponsored anti-drug campaign than ran on TV in the US in the 80s. It showed an egg being cracked into a frying pan while a very serious sounding voiceover said, "This is your brain.... This is your brain on drugs....Any Questions.".

    Neal Dallmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That commercial made me WANT to do drugs.

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    Trey Frog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your brain with a side of bacon and toast.

    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Gen X and boomers know this one.

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a millennial, it definitely played on the tv when I was a kid, it was absolutely part of my childhood core memories. I hear millennials joke about it from time to time. It’s not just gen x and boomers :)

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    Darryl Griffin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More eggs!! I said earlier, eggs seem to be the little baby chickens of confusion..

    Erdot
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the Chewbacca-defense in South Park.

    zovjraar me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is obvious if you're old enough.

    Judes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old and it's not obvious. It's age as well as country specific.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you need to be over 18 to get the egg

    somnomania
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they wanted to make sure you were paying attention before dropping the actual message

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wanna know what happened!!

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re too young, you wouldn’t understand the politics that led to the November 14th Cheezit battle

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    Liss Reins(Queen/YourMajesty)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cheez-its though? Still allowed to have better cheddar's, nips, any other kind of cracker? Whatever happened with the cheez-its, the door is still open for it to repeat itself with some off brand cheesy cracker

    Aim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cheez-its turned on us..... We were the delicious snack... WE WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ritz and triscit allowed with permit

    Dying_Rainbow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teenage girls using the dust as fake tan again? God I thought we'd left the 00's behind! 😂

    THE DERP
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cheez-It Indecent of 23'

    madeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me explain: (i'm not 100% sure but this is my hypothesis) When I was in middle school, we had to have a school wide announcement because some kids were snorting cheez-its and goldfish.. yeah...

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand Cheetos, but Cheez-Its?

    Tams21
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet whoever was responsible is very proud of them having to put a sign. As well they should.

    Louise B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um that's my birthday. Aw what did I do? t's also King Charles' birthday, so whatever happened it was probably him not me.

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought Cricket rules to be pretty obscure, but this is even more complex than I imagined.

    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the weird dot to dot thing that image is strange. is that the wicket keeper or the batter who is catching the ball? why is the cricket bat just sitting there? who hit the ball? Why is the dark haired woman just standing there looking at the ball?

    Nerys Sunderland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this puzzle book and had a similar "WTF is that?" moment when I finished this dot-to-dot

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The demogorgon from stranger things? (I had to look up the spelling)

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and remember, kids, always bring your horribly mutated reindeer to every cricket match! No game is complete without it!"

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something from Stranger Things.

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This puzzle book is from the same author who wrote Needlepoint for Junkies.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting aside whatever that thing is...I can't even think of what would make sense to fill in that empty space. Or maybe my issue is that I don't know anything about cricket.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are heavily jerking that bar up as a collective.

    John Tate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is (or was, I was last there over a decade ago) from the children's science museum in Los Angeles within walking distance of USC, the one they got in partnership with the natural history museum nearby.

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont want a mass extinction im good here on Earth but if it was a big shiny RED button saying, DO NOT PRESS i would have a problem stopping myself ☘️☠️

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were real the, paint would not have had time to dry before someone lifted the lever.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the lever to 'prevent' a mass extinction?

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing a Children's science museum.

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    Agent Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a species selection button for that lever.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many times I’ve been tempted. Where can I find this bar? It sounds so much easier than global thermo nuclear war.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oil companies: "Lift ALL the bars!!!!"

    Obi Onyeador
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns you into 14th century Spanish explorers

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    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone care to calculate how many s**t particles there are per square centimeter of fruit?

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the contents are fake. It's completely full, the milk, butter (there is an extra plexiglass thing in front of it, seeing as there is another handle and else the butter and cheese would fall out? I see no hinges to that plastic, so either it is glued on it, and the hinge is for closing the bathroom stall, or the butter and cheese are glued to the tray.

    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm assuming it's some kind of art piece about, you know. The digestive cycle.

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    lily jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one under the age of eighteen should be allowed in here because what if they try to take the eggs

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely need a banana for scale on this one.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be cold in there?

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need a Japanese toilet with the heated seat.

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    DforDory
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you need to speed things up, choose your own mixture.

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    Mihran Hovnanian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be interesting if there was also a trampoline on the ceiling

    Saint Thomas
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that it's an art installation. There's even one of those little sign on the wall with (I suppose) its name on it. (A few minutes and a reverse image search later : I can confirm, it's called "Demi mesure" (half measure), by canadian artist Patrick Bérubé : http://libertyroulette.blogspot.com/2010/12/russian-trampoline.html)

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's way better than my first theory. I was thinking weird sex thing.

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who installed this, Wile E Coyote?

    Marzipanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the 7.5th floor in Being John Malkovich (1999). Trampoline is perfect for a "little" exercise 😵‍💫

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought! That movie gave me so much anxiety.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People small enough to safely jump may also be small enough to fall through the gaps between springs. Yikes!! Watch those tikes!!!

    Shark_a
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture gives me an anxiety. Why would someone has such a place?

    JJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy! It's made for rabbits.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if that's not a light, but an opening into a brightly lit room?

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    #19

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tomber dans les pommes" which translates from French into English as "falling in the apples"....basically it means to faint :) I think this bird is demonstrating that 😂

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Or I’m wasted away again in Margaritaville.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a partridge in an apple basket

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gentle boop for the beak.

    Sara B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal parrot activities

    Will
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't see me, I'm apple green lol

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Flipping the Bird in the Apples" Polaroid. 1992.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take the photo if you must and then go, they mustn't find me here!"

    RayRayBean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at? It's just a bowl of apples???

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinese head trap is a new thing apparently.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this happen to cats a LOT. Couples? not so much.

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    Molly Whuppie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called an "Experience Tube" and I think its a joke/art product. you can buy one on their website. its described as an analogue device that connects human interfaces together using facial recognition (installed in human brains) and replaces peripheral distraction with stripes and laughter. You're meant to put it on, stretch it out so you can see the other person and have a distraction free conversation with them.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much prefer to connect my (inter)face directly to my wife's (inter)face in a process known as "kissing".

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    Alice Teasdale
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I really, really hate this. Why is it so creepy?

    CF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the ppl with prayer hands. Before I read the comments I was convinced this was a religious cult with very strict gender segregation, and this was sone stupid new way to feel close to a date without actually being close.. I was still trying to figure out the yoga mats when I gave up and read the comments. Now I can't re-see the cult..

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    Aim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats nasty breathing in your hot breath + A random strangers hot breath....

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SCP-9682: The predatory head worms of Utah

    Buttered Toast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being stuck in there with, not only your own breath, but the other person's as well.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one wins! At needing some context.

    Abby Gayle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how some kids would peek through a cardboard paper towel roll? Those kids grew up to become these people.

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I can work out the context. It’s a thrift shop where the proceeds are put towards spaying and neutering of pets and/or strays.

    Dave Platt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. I happen to recognize this one, as I've been there... it's on Broadway in Seaside, OR. My wife bought a nice set of plates from this volunteer-run thrift shop.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known a few people who should definitely go there.

    aldebar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a store located in Seaside, Oregon. It's a thrift shop that donates all proceeds to a local shelter. Still, it's an unfortunate name.

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please ♠️ your pet. Do not ♣️ your pet.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pets are spayed (females), not spaded. I've heard too many people say it that way. Sorry if your comment was in jest.

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    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this where strays go to get new balls? /s

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a step too far in making multiple services available in one business

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Du, Du hast, Du hast mich :p

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I have the riff in my head for the day. Thanks, I guess...

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that what the referee said when the rugby captain threatened to take his team off the pitch when their score was chalked off?

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    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you tie a knot?----I cannot---So you can knot?----No, I cannot knot.----Not Knot?---Who's there?

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    Edda Kamphues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, they look pretty identical to me. What are they anyway??

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fenders for a boat. Usually rubber. They tie onto a rail with a small rope, and stop the boat banging against the jetty or other boats.

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    Tee Rat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange directions for a suppository.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great that clears that up then, I’ve always wondered.

    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look the same. Except for the green mark and the 2 red marks.

    Madster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look the same, though.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign really needed the pictures!

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was obvious even without the labels.....

    J22 Nol213
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they saved money in the graphics department.

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    #24

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here's somewhere the under 18's can get their egg supplies

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only for people over 18, according to another entry in the list.

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't vape indoors, got it.

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sensing a theme in this thread

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is my slife, is now or never !

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To live life fully, you have to come out of your shell.

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, the word of the day is "eggs." Eggs. Eggs. And now I can't stop. Eggs.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Per Ozzy Osbourne, I thought it was "You gotta hear this f****** guy!" He was referring to a 9 y.o. Japanese kid play the guitar on Crazy Train.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between guy culture and gal culture. I'd like to believe it comes from something like the difference between playing pickup games with whoever in the neighborhood is available (opponents are best friends), and playing only organized sports (opponents are nameless enemies). My wife believes otherwise.

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    3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see why this needs context, it makes perfect sense to me. (Then again I’m a musician)

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs context for the non-musicians, of course :)

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    Helen Davies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a crazy downvoter on this thread?

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no downvotes - but I see comments like this asking “why the downvotes” quite often. I think when the article is very new and only a few people have commented/upvoted comments, it’s easier to see the downvote fairies at play. Usually by the time the article is this old (when I’m posting this), the downvotes have long been cancelled out :) no need to stress, you won’t get rid of downvote fairies, they’re always going to exist sadly

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    Monstarr the Divisive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah yes, rejected cartoons by Don Hertzfeldz. Nice to see I'm not the only one with that stuff permanently burned into the back of my mind.

    xczechr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is a blast from the past.

    Evan Toutz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don Hertzfeldt! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And now, time for angry ticks fire out of my nipples."

    Darth Continent
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REJECTED by Don Hertzfeldt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out "Billy's Balloon" for a laugh! Don Hertzfeldt FTW!

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, using the banama™ for scale, that is not a particularly large spoon but a rather tiny person

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "YES WE ARE" (sung to the tune of Bob the Builder)

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you asking me or telling me?

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. If you are a coworker it's a question. If you are the boss it's a fact.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you don’t know, how am I supposed to know?

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a run at it and see what happens

    Mat Lang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the lights are on, so yes?

    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's having an existential dilemma.

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrodinger's supermarket.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...I didn't have enough thread"

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...cross stitch is not my thing."

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...I can't do cross-stitch"

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easier to leave notes on paper.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "....I'm no good at completing tasks"

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    Aviation Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aperture Science Weighted Companion cube

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seldom used 26-sided die.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something used on The Challenge

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they put the wrong picture.

    Cupcake Kitten
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    1 year ago

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    MontanaMariner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a landscaping place around here and their sign says "Open by appointment or accident."

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What time are you open till? Until we close. Got it, thanks!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a place in Austin whose sign used to say "Closed til Open - Open til Closed"

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opening time : when I feel good and ready ". Closing time : " when I've had it up to here " !

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen something similar (well… same just different language) on a cafe inside a park which locked for the night, the park lockup time changed each month depending on sunset.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming it’s a restaurant of some kind I hate that I understand and get it 😂 this is how our roster is written, we don’t have an official close time, ‘close time’ is a feeling made by the chef or maître de 😂 it could be anytime between 9pm -1am

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    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like them either😿 too loud

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget construction work in the morning, imagine trying to sleep through one of those f**king leaf blowers!

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas powered leaf blowers are for asshøles and idiots.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eff leaf blowers anyway. Use a rake or a broom.

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Battery powered ones are loud too. Not as loud, but loud nonetheless. The bonus is, is that they don't have that awful smell

    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be outlawed in residential areas

    Spikey Spikes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the rake or broom in the first place, just leave the leaves there

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I did that to my cats, I would die the death of a thousand scratches.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somebody did that to my cats they would die the death of "no teeth left".

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No hablo Engles!" (I'm not a racist dogdammit!)

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    #32

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you still can't read it even if you tailgate.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to need way more than 2 sec to read this

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love those catchy bumper stickers from Temu.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the dang speed limit and I won't tailgate you!

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOD do I wish I had a camera at the time I saw a vehicle with a ton of bumper stickers plastered on its back side. Most notable in the mass: "A recklessly distracted driver killed my friend"

    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something someone going below the speed limit in the left lane would say...

    I'm a Jimmy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On US highways, cops generally allow you to do 9mph (15 kpm) over the limit, and on some highways, it isn’t uncommon for the traffic to be moving 15-20mph over. If you want to go slower and stay in the traveling lanes, rarely will anyone tailgate you. People get tailgated when the travel in the passing lane, creating a traffic jam for others and forcing people to (unsafely) pass on the right.

    I'm a Jimmy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase George Carlin, “how come when you are driving, everyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone going faster than you is a lunatic?”

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the rest of it is bad, but don't you always have to censor license plates?

    CF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, they blurred the state and exp year..? How weird!

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought folks from Minnesota were more polite

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    #33

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    Buttered Toast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Yes. We will take that into consideration.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon people! This is the second example of Banana Abuse! Speak up BP! Control your crowd!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that's only two, but don't wait until there's a bunch!

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    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggested by a monkey, obviously.

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    #34

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    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All of them." Chuck Norris's reply when asked how many pull ups he can do.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know- I just work here.

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than there were yesterday, but not as many as tomorrow.

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    #35

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    SM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder women spend so much time in the restroom.

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shucks, you found out our secret - there's one in every bathroom, didn't you know?????

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely horrific 😮😮😮😮

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this works well. If your ham is too damp, the dryer is right there.

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cycle of life. Food in, food out.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, it's the only way to keep the men from eating everything before the women get a chance.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse. It's the stuff that was picked up off the floor.

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz like with baby Jesus, they ran out of room at the inn.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five Fingers is an NBC adventure/drama series set in Europe during the Cold War. It was based on L. C. Moyzich's story "Operation Cicero". It ran from October 3, 1959, to January 9, 1960.

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you do with five fingers is your own business, Mac.

    Quarkbeast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means, "I'm going to steal all your candy!"

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    #37

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    TheOddPotater (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will someone help me i tried to read this as “Cupu Bthe”

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    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that bad :D

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cuthed many thingth, but I've never cuthed pubeth.

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    Vada
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The best part of waking up, is finding that drunk tattoo on your butt"

    Bart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorant European here. Isn't this a can of ground coffee?

    Sheila who?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup." I imagine this means after a wild night.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I never watched Fantasy Island, so there are.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My batista can even spell my name right on cup with a sharpie, not giving then a tattoo needle

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine fine. Now have a cup of Gourmet Supreme so you can better espresso yourself.

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    #39

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a dare. You twist the fire hydrant open, the $20 is inside

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty bucks, but you have to move it yourself.

    Jerry Lane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government is so desperate for revenue?

    #40

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder does he have a boat to escape on incase of emergency

    LvH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo is easy to photoshop. You can easily place a Donald duck or 18+ content on that flyer.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S Carolina, close enough to Jersey!

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No jokes people. Can't you tell he's very serious

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is IA. look at the weird finger position.

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How am I supposed to know if I can carry my coffee on my butt if I don't have the angles??

    jade s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Goniometer. Used to check level of flexibility in joints. No idea why you would need it from Walmart.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart is a cheap joint, but they're not very flexible on prices

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    #42

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    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how this driver feels, not only is there the loud noise, but some of us are sensitive to the pressure change. This has total context to myself.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slam the door, Slam the door, Slam the dor, Slam th dor, Slamthdor, Slamdor, Slamdor !

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    #43

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    Eddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont be lazy or delay, hydrate your buildings foundations today!

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh - is this explaining why they put those big “jackets” on the railway bridge pillon they were building near us? Makes perfect sense, now.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The basil in my kitchen watching me grabbing another snack from the fridge

    e gads
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?this one makes perfect sense.

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Don't let your concrete dry out too fast.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't sleep with a wet column, imbibe it with alcohol, put a condom on it and keep it moist.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously something to do with hydration, but apart from that I have no idea.

    Sharon Y. Van den Berg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some favoritism going down here. mean spirited.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Front of the queue in the re-bar

    #44

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's going to be a food fight

    #45

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    K Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can I only hear that said with an Australian accent though?

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vampire on noodles? Edward on spaghetti? Robert on Bolognese? Cedric on pasta?

    Irene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeddie in my spaghetti dont let it fall! (yeti in my spaghetti kids game)

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uno spaghetto, due spaghetti. What does it mean?

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    imontape
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Al bundy and Jerry springer lol

    Paul Pienkowski
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    1 year ago

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    Men can ovulate. Trans men are still men.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a still from a very non-pc show from the late '80s/'90s. Waaaay before the conversation on trans men started.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are wearing jumpers with their first initial on. Crumb of context provided. You're welcome 😂

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this one was pretty clear withOUT the added context. But thanks.

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    Alice Teasdale
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Molly Weasley knitted them jumpers! Bless.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Mrs Weasley has been knitting again 🤣🤣

    ColorEd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John, Paul, George and Ringo. There's your context.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think this one needs context. They’re all wearing sweaters with their initial.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jingo, pingo, gingo and ringo

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I got spurs that jingo, pingo, gingo, as I go riding merrily along. ringo."

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More demanding version of WWJD. "Jesus, please get real!"

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