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For those who’ve never had a problem with potatoes viciously touching the meat on your plate like in Michelangelo’s famous fresco “The Creation Of Adam,” eating is like a walk in the park. When the sun it’s out, it’s fun, and when it’s raining, you just try to get it over with.

But for the gang of picky eaters, having food go into your stomach is something not to be taken light-heartedly. You gotta calibrate, engineer, and foresee the products, tastes, and combinations before they hit the tongue, and even then, there should always be a plan B.

So this time, we’re gonna see what picky eating is all about, as shared by the selective foodies themselves, who seem to have an excellent sense of humor. From having your friend’s mom tell you she’s made food for you to that cursed feeling when seeing the menu in a restaurant feels like you made a mistake, these are some real-life situations but with a humorous twist.

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toddler: "I don't eat those seeds on my buns!" Also toddler: "Mmm, rocks."

Donna Leske
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people feed small children fast food? Why do they allow children to become "picky" aka spoiled? My children ate what was served, there were no second choices.

Maria Kumar
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's very easy to say that and I would have agreed with you in the past, until you actually have a child that will potentially not eat anything for days on end rather that eat the healthy food that you make for them. My son is 2 and is basically living on pizza and toast at the moment. I offer him other foods but I can't let him go hungry, which he will, so in the end I give him whatever he'll eat to get food into him. Please don't judge other people when often they're just trying their best to get their child to eat something, anything!

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ShyFox Studios
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder if Crayola was her taste? Guess we'll never know...

alf
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i ate a crayon onec it was yelow

TheCanadianViking
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll have mustard with a side of crayons... The blue ones are for fibre!

Mindy Keys
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like there is some missing punctuation here. I am confused.

Mary Peace
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But... obviously the crayon was only a snack, no comparison with chicken nuggets.

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    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and you can't take just the mushrooms off. You always take some of the cheese of with it. You're left with splotches of no cheese.

    Wolfstar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE TASTE LINGERS!!! I see a mushroom, I give it to my friend. Same way with onions.

    kurisutofu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People think I'm crazy when I say I hate onions...

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    rgr8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is me with peppers. I can't stand peppers, or anything that has crossed paths with them.

    Uncommon Boston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you, order half with / half without, get your own pizza or consider suggesting something else. Obviously you don't order what you don't like. How is this different?

    Anna K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, though. And it's so damn gross.

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislike many vegetables in pizza, and let me tell you, the taste lingers. But I love mushrooms on pizza, even more than I love mushrooms with roasted potatoes.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. What’s worse, it changes from day to day, so what Scruffy loved yesterday is “How dare you try to poison me with THIS today?”

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does this. Also, takes her paw and throws pieces out of the bowl to show her displeasure.

    Beuska
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cousin's dog does not eat the green ones :D

    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parakeet wouldn't eat the oat grains in his seed mix. He lived to be 12 in spite of being such a picky eater.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food I feed my birds comes in little colored pellets. They would go weeks leaving just the green pellets behind, and then suddenly they'd eat the green pellets but not the yellow ones, then a couple weeks later yeah the yellow ones were good again but not the orange ones... Luckily they hatched a brood a few years back & the younger generation is more than willing to eat all the colors.

    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she manage that? That is dedication at it's finest.

    Nigel Rodgers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With color blindness at least they can smell and taste the difference. Blindfold a human and they won't know.

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    If you, your family member, or your friend is what is commonly known as a “picky eater,” the chances are it didn’t happen overnight. The term refers to someone who’s selective about their food, unwilling to try new foods, and has very strong food preferences, which makes fussy eating classified as a feeding and, later in life, eating difficulty.

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    Many of these fussy eating behaviors start appearing in early childhood, and in order to find out what exactly is fussy eating in kids and the tactics to help it, Bored Panda reached out to the baby and child nutritionist Charlotte Stirling-Reed. Charlotte is an award-winning author who specializes in positive, evidence-based advice on giving children a healthy start in life.

    There are so many reasons why little ones might start being fussy about their food, says Charlotte. “First off, it’s a very natural part of their development, a phase often known as 'neophobia'—a fear of the new.” It turns out, it has to do with an evolutionary response, explains the child nutritionist.

    “As soon as babies and toddlers start becoming more independent and moving around more, ultimately, it may protect them from eating something they shouldn’t (but doesn’t stop them from trying to eat pen lids and small toys though… strangely)."

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    GeyserTMS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the best picture I've ever seen

    CORLEONE
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing at this picture. LOL

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom compares my face to a baby trying peas for the first time.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually picky eaters WILL NOT even try something new!

    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the exact face my son makes when he tries something new. Especially if he likes it.

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The texture of Mushrooms. Yucky yuck yuck. I like the smell of them cooking, but put them in my mouth? Nope.

    KiwiBubbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texture is just as important as taste!!

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we’re all picky eaters, I love almost every form of potatoes, but I cannot stand mashed potatoes

    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true. Who cares if it tastes amazing? If it's mushy and stringy then it's completely inedible

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! I can only eat sweet potato if it’s sliced and fried. Mashed, whipped, purée, and sliced baked is repulsive.

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, it's also good raw. I like it anyway

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    Cam Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a particularly picky eater but this is correct. Bad texture = total poison.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting better at this. I do need to remember that just because I didn’t like it as a child doesn’t mean I won’t like it now.

    Chuck Royal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult, I asked my mom why she made me eat foods when I was a kid (like boiled squash). She responded, 'how can you know you don't like it, if you've never tried it?" I answered, "I've never eaten s**t either, but if the smell of something makes me nauseous, I really don't want to put it in my mouth."

    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big fact, we know what we like..

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've never tried it, how do you know? If you go through life, never trying things because you THINK you won't like it, then that's a boring life indeed.

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    Teucer T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never placed my genitals in an electric metal press and pushed the button, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.

    kathoco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a house guest if she liked artichokes and her answer was "Eh, I've never had them but I hear it's a lot of work for nothing."

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sometimes the more you learn about things, the less appetizing the are. I used to eat liver. Until I learned what the liver does. Same with kidneys. So I don’t care HOW much you say your recipe makes liver or kidney taste incredible, I will NOT taste it!

    ShyFox Studios
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to gag and was absolutely disgusted by crab ran-goons (when I was a toddler, because I actually ate them wrong), but now, I love them :3

    Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like my brother! Me: Try (insert food item)! My Brother: *doesnt try it* "I dont like it!" Me: Well when have you eaten it? Brother: 100 Years Ago. Me: *f**k you in my head* "Thats a lie tell me the truth! Bro: Then I ate it when I was not born yet, Me: *no*

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it contains chicken (apart from chicken breast) or any meat on the bone, I really don't have to try it not to like it.

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    Moreover, Charlotte adds that there is also a genetic element to fussy eating as “some individuals may be more likely to reject more tastes than others. Additionally, research also shows that some children just have more sensitive perceptions of taste (Mennella et al 2005).”

    Among many reasons, some fussy eating can be attributed to learning from parent feeding practices and mealtime behaviors.

    Having said that, Charlotte has good news and it’s that “you can do something about fussy eating, even if a toddler is genetically predisposed to reject more foods.” The children nutritionist also said that those parents who have a fussy baby/toddler shouldn’t feel like they’re alone in the world.

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    “I run Fussy Eating Webinars for parents regularly and know it’s a really common and that many parents face fussy eating difficulties every day, especially with children between 18 months and 3 years of age—but it can happen at any time.”

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever been over friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good. I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas all mushy...

    Russian Otaku
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle of saying no politely without coming off as a wanker

    Tenley Samson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ik when i was a kid i didn't like chocolate chip cookies and my friends mom would always have them as a snack at her house and I would eat very little but then she would go on walks with my mom and explain how I didn't eat her coocies and asked what I did like so when my mom got home I would get a lecture

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being a vegetarian in childhood and having people shove ham down your throat regardless of your wishes. B/c, y'know, you're a vegetarian, voluntarily, with your mom's approval. But they know better!

    story fraziermaskiell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I hate each other’s food. Whenever we go to each other’s houses neither of us eats anything.

    Nancy Lynch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like Chinese food. I worked at a small store with a woman who's adopted daughter was chinese. The daughter owned tje store with her Chinese husband. The company Christmas dinner was at a Chinese restaurant. I ate noting but white rice. No one noticed or asked about it. I was too polite to say anything. I cried in the bathroom.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never eat the buffet at friends houses or celebrations I just smile and say I’m not hungry. Once someone at the buffet went out and brought me a KFC and I ate that

    Queen Cucumber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to my cousin's house for a sleepover once, and I hadn't ever eaten the dinner, so I tried it, and it was disgusting! I didn't want to hurt their feelings so I ploughed through it. Then my uncle picked up the plate and put a second helping on it and said: "You seemed to like it so much, here's a second helping."

    Luuta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I ran away from a friend's house at christmas who invited me to stay for christmas dinner. The plate was a carving plate, piled high. I was 14 or so. and it was around a formal table with her parents, and extended family. My appetite vanished, I couldn't eat ANY of it. In the end, I ran away, absolutely humiliated, haha. Since then, I have refused all invitations to eat at someone else's house.

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    Kenya Tate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY DAUGHTER!!! They’ll say: oh She ate Thai food with us and loved it! And I’ll say: YOU LIIIIIE!

    Ben Steinberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a picky eater as a child and I can't tell you how many times I suffered under this 'paradigm' of manners. As a adult with children and the cook, I make multiple dinners if need be. And I would NEVER ask a guest to eat anything they don't like. I will gladly make them something else, really. To have to chew and swollow food that FEELS wrong/TASTES wrong is just torture.

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth, I hate cooked carrots, but if I end up staying at someone’s house and they made cooked carrots you better believe that I am going to find a way to swallow them

    angie but who cares
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg yes for some reason i will eat a whole carrot if it is raw but if it is cooked it is disgusssting

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    smol doggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frog is tasty. It tastes like chicken.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate frog at a buffet once. It wasn’t good but it wasn’t disgusting. Am vegan now but I still wouldn’t recommend frog, it’s like bland wet chicken.

    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I have eaten fish, which I do not like, because the person went to the trouble of preparing the meal for me.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this young lady! At least she tries. Me? I am the least picky eater! I would eat anything that wouldn't eat me first...

    Calvin Suzuki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahaha I eat frog legs a lot they’re really good

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason why I always eat the same thing at restaurants is because I don’t want to waste money on something I may not like. And also because I know my choice is pretty safe (not always).

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the same. VERY allergic to a certain common spice. Once I know for sure it is NOT in a particular dish at a particular place, that will be my "go-to" meal!

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    Downunderdude
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dilemma at Indian restaurants. I always have beef vindaloo. I really feel I should try something else. I MIGHT like it MORE than BV. But what if I don't? I've wasted a good BV opportunity.

    Chuck Royal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this is what I like. It's literally the reason I come here?

    ShyFox Studios
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask for the same thing because it's my favorite, and if you try something else, you don't know what you're putting your money to...

    Katie Johnson
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend was a picky eater, literally pizza and sausage and chips was her diet. Eating out with her was a nightmare but I never made her feel bad about it, I think she had some sensory issues surrounding it. She liked good wine though so every cloud!!

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I was once confronted like this and pointed out that my friend had ordered the *same* thing she always did, too, and suddenly.... enlightenment!

    Diana
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I (a picky eater but over the years opened up a bit) mostly eat the same because i love it. At one restaurant I never got the menu after a certain point because it was clear what i wanted. It is like traveling to austria and sticking to non-austrian food instead of getting a schnitzel. Or wanting to get german food while in Italy (at least to me). Sometimes you just have to stick to something

    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. But only with chocolate ice-cream.

    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose friends who like foods I don't so I can feed them stuff I don't like at restaurants. I get enough crap about my eating habits from my dad, I don't need it from other people.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    macaroni and cheese for every restaurant outing squaddddd, where you at??

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    Most importantly, there are many strategies and tactics that can help little fussy eaters and broaden the foods they’re eating. Charlotte shared a couple of them.

    “Start their weaning journey with VEGGIES—some research actually shows that offering vegetables as baby’s first foods and offering them regularly through the first years of life can increase acceptance of them later on in childhood! I go into detail about how to do this in my new book How to Wean Your Baby.”

    Another tactic is what Charlotte calls the “Role Model.” “It might sound simple, but eating similar foods at similar times as your children can really influence their dietary patterns. One specific study even showed that the more often children ate the same food as their parents, the better the quality of the children’s diet.”

    The third strategy to try has to do with your own reaction to a fussy eater. Charlotte suggests not taking rejection literally since “there are so many reasons why kids will reject a meal e.g. overtired, over-hungry, over-grumpy, already full, sore teeth, a cold—I could go on and on, but sometimes they just simply don’t feel like eating what is on offer.”

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    itz kimora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u can hate me if u want but tbh i don't like eating resteraunt soup because I have no idea what's in it and I'm allergic to... a heck load of stuff.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t hate you, I feel your pain. In my fifties I developed a gluten sensitivity. If I eat a little, I swell up and feel like crap until it’s out of my system. If I eat a lot, I get incredibly sick, very nauseated, headachy, and miserable. I can’t believe the foods that contain gluten—-candy? Are you kidding me? Yes, if it has a dusting of flour between layers. So I well understand the anxiety surrounding eating out. Even if they offer a “gluten-free” menu, the GF food might be prepared in the same pan as food full of gluten, so cross-contaminated if not cleaned properly. My poor husband. We don’t eat out a lot anymore, except to the few restaurants we’ve come to trust. Sucks.

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a restaurant I've not been to before, and I know in advance that we're going there, I will absolutely look up the menu online so I can make my agonizing decision in private.

    Gabriel Jackson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *bolts out of the restaurant When he sees the first two items on the menu: coddled eggs and Witchetty Grub* AAAA

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me going to fancy restraunts:

    William Teach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're reading the menu and this looks very good good then you see something infesting it. Some with most stuff on the menu.

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace “picky eater” with “food allergies and intolerance” and it’s spot-on.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretty much order the same thing from every restaurant coz of my fussiness and that is chicken schnitty with chips and gravy. Sometimes I will order salt and pepper squid but only if they have tartare sauce instead of aioli.

    MikeMaxis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like nothing in the whole menu except the pre meal crackers.

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    Mae (just add water)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont... hate em. Somehow I like oysters Rockefeller tho???

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    Jamie S. Martindale
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if "fussy" means something else in Farsi or Lebanese or another language spoken in a lot of Kebab restaurants...?

    Kevin Donegan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more interested in what you plan on doing with that lovely Absolute Vodka gift set above the kebab.

    According to the child nutrition expert, “adding foods to a 'rejected' list only goes to limit their diets more.” Instead, she suggests that parents keep trying those foods and keeping their kid's diet varied because “one day, they might eat it.”

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    Most importantly, Charlotte’s key tip has to with “making mealtimes light, fun, and enjoyable, as much as you can.” Try not to overstress, but enjoy the moment of discovering new foods even if they get rejected at first. “This can make all the difference in the world,” Charlotte concluded.

    For more helpful tips on dealing with picky eaters from an early age, visit her website “Sr Nutrition.

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The texture is chewy and it's nasty

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who has 'converted' from hating tomatoes to liking them, you may have only had 'bad ones' in the sense that they were bland, or overripe, or under-ripe. At some point in my early 20s I had an absolutely delicious tomato on a restaurant salad, firm, not overly wet, and quite flavorful. Now I at least try them first before passing judgement.

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, it's almost like cooking a raw fruit and adding salt, sugar, and spices completely changes the taste and texture...

    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you asking me to put bloody turmeric on a tomato

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprising how many people are like this!

    DangaTank
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really like tomatoes and sometimes ketchup but not really though.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the same to be honest, I just really don't like the taste of raw tomatoes

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like cooked tomatoes, just not raw. The texture has induced emesis on several occasions.

    Miraculous Klutz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I HATE TOMATOS! Pasta is my favourite food. I just don’t like unprocessed, raw tomatoes.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomatoes had to be firm, tomatoes cannot be put cold into warm things such as a hamburger that is just nasty, but added to cheese and toasted together is perfectly fine. They also cannot have slushy middles see firm*.

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is one of the things why some people can’t stand picky eaters. Everything unhealthy and childish is magically fine. Swap one ingredient for something healthy and it gets disgusting.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally, that means those were the foods they ate as a kid. Which isn't their fault, that is what was provided to them. However, as an adult, one really should strive to expand the pallet.

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate those cookies the icing is bad and the cookie itself is mediocre

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God. I'm America and would only maybe eat the toast. Or fries. Maybe. UGH. Does that make me picky, or sane?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate I can't edit: That's I'm American. I would hate to be "America", the whole thing. Dang.

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    BlueReaper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay yes but no. I am a picky eater and I like 2 out of the 7 things here.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to laugh because my 14 year old niece is a picky American eater and her pack looks NOTHING like this. She eats mostly produce, hummus, rice, pesto pasta, steak, pork chops, and cheesecake.

    Ooooomangos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you I don’t like ranch

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picky af and I don't like hamburgers, the nasty cookies, or ranch.

    Madi D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh i literally won't even eat ranch...

    shyanna banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picky eater here, This is so true besides for me I don't like hamburgers or ranch :)

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    #15

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    crudeentertainment Report

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I would eat this with no problem

    ShyFox Studios
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that broccoli muffins? Perhaps...broccoli cupcakes? No, wait, I think it's broccoli in cornbread. *insert unhappy fox noises* (actually, it sounds pretty good, but it would be great if it was broccoli cupcakes :3)

    JustAWeirdoGirlChild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will only eat broccoli if its raw with ranch or steamed by itself, i will not eat broccoli stems though

    Aldrian Reza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry about it. You can't even taste it -they said

    Katerina Huskova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMHO broccoli Is the most underrated vegerable. It's soooo tasty. Just needs to be prepared carefully 🤷🏻‍♀️

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cooked broccoli = YUMMY 😋 raw broccoli = I would probably rather die than eat it. idk why i am like this

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    #16

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    baileyygurell Report

    Flisey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a picky eater, autistic, and she wouldn't eat this because the food is mixed. Food not touching means all food not touching.

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is autistic and a picky eater as well so bad different foods go in different plates

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    Bee Jairrels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always lets his food touch. Like i don't understand how you can eat soggy rolls

    Christine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's picky to not want your food to touch. Some flavors do not go well together and it's not picky to want to eat the dish the way it was meant to taste.

    Cam Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind food touching but the "juice" of one food cannot invade the space of any other food or it's poison.

    MERCI LANGSTON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't have any green bean juice in my on my bread, potatoes, meat, or any other veggie.

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm grown ass woman and can relate to this since 90's

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat in layers. Everything can be mixed - like a stew or casserole - but I'll eat all of one thing - say carrots - before I move onto the next - trying to save my favourite taste to the last.

    ShyFox Studios
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I can relate. If I have coleslaw and breaded crispy chicken on my plate, do you think it's fine that they get up in each other's space? 𝗡𝗼. The chicken will get soggy, and the coleslaw will get crumbs in it...not my desired outcome if you ask me. (now imagine if there was biscuits with all of that)

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    #17

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    diem-the-kitty Report

    Flisey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vegetarian going to a bbq because you know that even the salad will have meat in it.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my issue when I moved to the US South. Suddenly, mashed potatoes had meat in them. Not the gravy! The potatoes were mashed, and cubed meat added to them. ??? garden salad? Has meat. Two growing seasons for veg, and everything has meat. Oh, and even the vegetarian dishes will have chicken in them, bc, y'know, chicken isn't a meat (?!?!?).... Yeah. I eat before I leave the house!

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went to a birthday party (I live in England) and it was billed as a 'Bring & Share'. This was soon after I was diagnosed as gluten-intolerant. So the man whose party it was rang me up and asked if I could 'Bring & Share with myself'.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many options as well. It is just lazy.

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    Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you do like their food to their place you go after,..

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or eating a light meal in case there is something you do like. And stowing a granola/meal bar in the purse.

    Jessica Nametz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG My husband and I do this all the time (mostly for him). He doesn't eat mayo so anytime there is an office meeting, he ends up eating before hand just in case they order sandwiches.

    Ross Warren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time they have free lunch at work, I still pack my own just in case it's something that I won't eat.

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    #18

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerned about original image..

    Zucchini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your name! Periwinkle is my favorite color!

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    MERCI LANGSTON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to seem polite and I probably just look like this.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me (but with clothes on)

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I hope you're never my guest

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    Mila S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all wrong for me, tomatoes can die

    Jelly the Bean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! I *extremely dislike* tomatoes... no offense to all the tomato lovers out there 🤗

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    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for me, But if it's chewy I will annihilate you with the power of ten solar systems.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No avocados. Ever. For any reason. In anything. *shudder*

    bianca johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same I don't get the hype. texture, cost, life span - no thanks

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    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love tacos 🌮 with passion

    Gabriel Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *GASP* NOT THE TACOS NOOOO! (Runs over to taco) WE WILL LIVE FOREVE- *looks down* *two seconds later* om nom nom

    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texture is a big part of taste, and most foods taste different depending on how it is cooked or prepared. I hate cheese with a passion. I could never eat plain cheese or grilled cheese, or cheese on a burger....but I LOVE pizza and nachos.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    picky eaters, munching down an avocado? me thinks not :)

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    #20

    Picky-Eater-Jokes

    grandtheftpasta Report

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full on skills, deserve multiple michelin stars.

    will.u.b.mine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehe...achievement unlocked...🙂

    Maya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsey: "Good effing job, pal, you ate all of the effing food without thinking it tastes like s**t"

    Jayna Shin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that guy look like Gile from Streetfighter 2? (The original)

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they are too scared that they will reap the Chef's Roth.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsay is a professional picky eater when you really think about it

    #21

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    jakepelletier22 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh they'll eat it when they get hungry enough". No, no they won't.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Unfortunately many people think that no one will starve themselves, when in fact some people, kids included would rather starve than eat something they really don’t like even to the point of hospitalisation and some needing to be tube fed.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never force my child to eat something they don’t like. I wouldn’t want to be forced to eat something I don’t like so why should I do the same for my kids. As long as they try the food that is all I ask. And if they don’t like it then they get their “safe” food, which is something I know they like.

    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine can make themselves a sandwich if they don’t like the food. But I don’t provide it. (Given they are old enough ofc.)

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cruel. It's not a child being manipulative or acting spoiled. It's a different sensitivity or sensory issue. I know a mature world traveler who can't stand most vegetables or fruits.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do this as a kid....but it was peas! Who in their right mind likes peas! Thankfully my dog ate everything, I just had to be careful

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the worst thing to do to a child. Everybody has a different set of tastebuds. What is good to you may be total s*** to someone else.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dumb ass parenting https://youtu.be/7P6gVR88S4E

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that once at the baby-sitter's when I was four years old. Babysitter gave me spaghetti for lunch, I told her "I hate spaghetti", she said, "Tough, you're going to sit here until you eat it." When my Mom came to pick me up at 5:30, I was still sitting there... ( I may be just a bit stubborn. )

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to do this, but she eventually gave up

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly the way not to treat a picky eater! My kids are allowed to leave it on the plate, but I have always let them try whatever they wanted to try. Now, my kids eat just about everything, including olives, oysters, ....

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    DemetriusHarmon Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I watch Bear Grylls or I’m a celeb get me outta here, I always think that I would die of starvation coz I couldn’t handle what they eat.

    Ivy Ruonakoski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather starve than eat a thousand year old egg or pigs a**s, lol.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that until I started saving money to claw my way out of poverty. You eat what’s there and just get used to it. Beans again beats nothing at all!

    Elma Young
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to kill, skin and eat anything.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinto beans are SO GOOD though! Have you ever had even one bite of them? I'm a picky eater but refried pinto beans are delicious.

    TV Junkie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me! If I'm ever stuck on an island, I'll starve - no fish for me!

    William Teach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah. Beans are pretty much mush when cooked, strange texture. Haven't we all grown out of eating stuff with the consistency of baby food?

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    #23

    Picky-Eater-Jokes

    nofilternern Report

    Freelove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine having a friend who would tell me they were happy for me who then turned around and posted our conversation online, saying that if hurts to be friends with me.

    ‏‏‎ ‎
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's in a joking way like how you tell your sibling you hate them but you actually don't but it still could be taken the wrong way.

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    Maya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol ofc. I'm just like GUESS WHAT JESSICA I TRIED THAT KINDA CHEESE YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT ITS NOT THAT BAD HEHE

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i ate a pork rind once, but i didn't know what it was, and then i was sad cause i'm vegetarian and also pork isn't kosher

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i i can't even hahahahahaha my heart hahahah!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who remembers ponyo? "i like ham!"

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was picky, uhm (Edit: In my family we eat alot of meat and I'm assuming that this person is older than I would be, so.. that they've tried it the first time only now seems completely alien to me. )

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    #24

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    MessieJoore Report

    Loa Mun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahaha depends what type of cake

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Urinal cake, no. Parsnip cake, no. Chocolate, hell yeah!

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might not like sweets. I’m not a super picky and I LIKE cake but will I eat it? Probably not. My stomach rarely craves sweet things even if I technically think they taste good.

    ShyFox Studios
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like all cake, even pound cake. :3

    mooo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like any cake but cheesecake. i'm sorry yall i just don't like it, to me it's like biting a cheese stick

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too... honestly I am more likely to bite a cheese stick, I like cheese alone, but cheesecake is just too much.

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    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but not marble cake because THE CHOCOLATE IS TOUCHING THE VANILLA (jk marble cake is awesome).

    Pansexual-Pancake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like stuff with much sugar anymore... LORD HELP ME!!

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    sjhanz96 Report

    Aayse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to cover the food I threw away

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading the comments, are paper plates that common in the US?

    Amelia Bedelia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually just for parties/events when there would be a ton of dishes to wash. I don't know anyone who uses them on an everyday basis.

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    Gemmila Cadd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I thought that was just me! I always feel anxious about how much food I waste.

    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasteful in every possible way... throwing away food (instead of declining it so someone else can eat it) and using paper plates...

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you use your fine china every time you have a party or picnic, or a potluck at work? You've never taken a serving of a food you normally like, only to discover that whoever made it used a weird ingredient, or that it isn't what you thought it was (eg, mashed potatoes that were actually turnips)?

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    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it´s all about the tecnique of hiding XD

    Terri Zagst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this at so many work lunches

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    MFD00MAVIN Report

    htbq
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's all the vegetables! that's not being picky, that's being a child who wont eat greens.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just get a pizza without those toppings? In saying that my family like Hawaiian pizzas but I hate the texture of pineapple so I pick the pineapple off.

    Periwinkle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the taste is still there its disgusting 💀

    Bee Jairrels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate olives, but why waste the peppers and the onion....

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a delivery pizza. Why not just get it without the toppings you dislike?

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate black olives and green olives, just don't like the taste and texture....

    ShyFox Studios
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like vegetables on pizza, don't order a pizza with vegetables...or maybe you could eventually learn to like them? :3

    Gold roses
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t like olives but I actually loves greens! Might sound wrong but my favorite vegetable was Brussel sprouts because my mom would put them in the oven to crisp them up!

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    _marijahh Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shrimps look so delicious I cant think of any reason why I would order chicken with fries.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the person doesn't like seafood of any kind.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or do the chicken fingers and fries look more appealing than the shrimp plate?

    Doggo Froggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate shrimp too! I would order the same as picky eater any day. Is it just me or is the inside of that jacket potato glowing???

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shhhhhh as long as HE's pay the meal let him have what ever :B

    Bloxmakesgames2019
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seafood so I love red lobster I’m not skipping anything there

    TheNerdyDuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken looks like it’s been cooked by gods

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even drive by a seafood restaurant without gagging.

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    #28

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    havijalapeno Report

    Shika Louis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I have to make it, chance are, I ain't gonna make it therefore: MOOOM, THERE'S NO FOOD!!!

    ‏‏‎ ‎
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah what do they expect me to do eat the mustard?

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    Serene Abusamaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, looking at it right now, there's seriously nothing to eat.

    Marvin HeartofGold
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair half the stuff in the fridge are condiments, dips, beverages, and probiotic tablets.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh.... most of that is processed crap full of stuff I learned horrible things about in chemistry back in university lab, so..... Kinda gotta agree. But I am a picky eater. I like vegetables!

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    Llewella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still rememberd my husband at te Disney restaurant a year later, as the man who only ate the kidsmeal

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually won’t go to a nice restaurant coz 1. I would be too embarrassed and 2. I just don’t do fancy food.

    Carrie Laughs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably just haven't found the right one for you. Fancy shouldn't be up its own a**e, snobby and makes you uncomfortable to be there, it should be welcoming. The food needn't be over fiddled with but well cooked quality ingredients. I was taken for a meal at Cliveden House, which is a generally well known fine dining restaurant and national Trust property in the UK, and inadvertently ended up choosing a posh version of potatoes, haricot beans and sausages. Or as my northern friend laughed 'tatties and baked beans'. I love fine dining but hate it when the staff think they are better than their customers.

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    Kristof De Smet
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who orders 2 kids meals everytime. He's 48, doesn't eat vegetables, and was trained as a cook.

    Tiari
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like being precut by mom and dad too...

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and had their spouse cut the meat for them, like mom use to do lol

    Leisa K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with the ketchup. yuck.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, that's why I don't approve of kids menus! Don't get me wrong, coloring is the bomb, but like, most kids menus have the same choices. Burgers, chicken finger, chicken strips, etc. If kids grow up on these things, how do you expect them to want to try anything else???

    Bruce Kunde
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a cruise ship I ordered a cheeseburger

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " It's raw! " - Gordon Ramsay

    You are Beautiful (He,Him)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's **** ******** *** **** ******* ** ***** ******* raw! - Gordon Ramsay (just made a little correction on yours Periwinkle)

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    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the food went bad after so many days

    Chance Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?!" - Gordan Ramsay

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Jeff Gordon Farted on it with a rainbow out of his ass! -Gordon Ramsay

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    Tiari
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to cheaper restaurants if you want premade instead of home-made dinners.

    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have worked in high end restaurants with formal dress codes who keep boxes of Kraft and frozen dino nuggets on hand for the little ones.

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    Kristof De Smet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mac & cheese that is not homemade would be very hard to find in Belgium, at least in restaurants.

    SylvieSylvieSylvie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    much prefer homemade mac and cheese over kraft

    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't go to a restaurant that has a kids menu (I always look on-line first or call and ask).

    just your average introvert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people when you come in: AUGH ANOTHER GORDON RAMSEY

    Marie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe teach your kid some manners and don't expect others to play by your rules

    Patricia Sloan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always been my dream to go somewhere exotic, but I would starve, so I identify myself as an introvert

    Adrienne Early
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one thing great about covid, me and the hubby can get something nice from a restaurant and then just make the kids a cheese rollup when we eat the food at home. (I realize we could have done similar pre-covid, but we just felt cheap then and dining in was the" "experience")

    Rukkia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I actually love Applebees for doing this. Ended many a stressful trip out with my son.

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    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike my mom, who will make steamed vegetables and say, "I think you're going to love this!"

    Moonwatcher
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true!! My mom keeps making me eat SOMETHING I DESPISE over and over again as if I enjoy it and won't even listen when I literally almost THREW UP because she made me finish it. I just didnt like the texture of it its was smooth with bumps and euugh.

    Maya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes my mom does this like "i'm not telling you whats for dinner bc you will not like it and try to change my mind. hmpf"

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    Samantha Hurrell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and Cauliflower, if it's even remotely soft.

    just your average introvert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like veggies... what I don't like is guac, potatoes, turkey, fish, shrimp, spinach, gravy, etc.

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat always wanted to nibble on the salad.

    Bunzilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually like lettuce though so

    Arenite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat who looovvved green stuff. Come home from the farmer’s market and she’d come flying out of the back into the kitchen and would leap on the lettuce, corn on the cob, etc. I always get the weird cats!

    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't call not liking vegetables being a picky eater. That's not really what people mean by "picky eater".

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just choose a limited variety of food. As an adult I don't have to eat food I don't want to eat.

    Bruce Kunde
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite line: "Life is too short" to not eat what I want

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    William Teach
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah. Sometimes it's the texture. I love nuts, but, only separately. Not in something like banana bread

    sylvantic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm not picky, i'm vegetarian. really. i can't think of more than one thing i wouldn't eat, as long as it's vegetarian. and honestly i'd probably like meat, but it's hard to keep kosher when you eat meat.

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No tomato. 100% agree there. That one fruit that can get the chuff out of here.

    Jelly the Bean
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Again, no offense to tomato lovers :)

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    Spork420
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I loathe onions. They are not allowed in our house. We've thrown out an entire pizza because one little onion got on there and the vile taste seeped through out the whole thing and made it inedible.

    Samantha Mix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomato and onion can easily be GERD triggers. 10/10 to this customer!

    Kristof De Smet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely adore tomatoes, but I will ask to remove them from a dish in winter, cause they taste like some kind of crystalized water then

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me ordering a hamburger “hamburger minus pickle, minus onion and minus mustard and NO cheese”.

    ZombieGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have to specify "no cheese" several times because even if you order a plain burger, somehow they always put cheese on it! lol. And sometimes they even have to remake the burger several times because they keep putting cheese on it!

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    Feminist Percussionist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m picky with taste, sensory issues with texture and vegetarian…eating sucks

    okpkpkp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the onset of heartburn ten years ago, I can no longer eat raw onions or raw tomatoes. They are foods I really miss eating.

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    Durga GS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo~ that's jin oppa!!! Wow~~ bts 4 ever.... Well, he does love food Like he said, " When something is tasty, it's 0 calories"

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile you're feeding it to their dog under the table.

    Ron Santos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you find out they don’t have a dog😳

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    KrabbyGramps666
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I only go to my picky eater friends house cause we like the same things.

    Heather Hayllar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to be taught some manners. So bloody rude!

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    Tiari
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that orange stuff on the bottom? Doesn’t look like carrots but it’s the only thing I can thinking with this color...

    Hermitbunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheetos. Cheesy crunchy American snack made from corn

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    MikeMaxis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that dinner only has 2000 grams of sodium.

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like Aussie twisties.

    Jayna Shin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Cheetos? Yep. Cheetos for dinner, that's the American life. (I'm Korean so juice and snacks for any meal is a no-no)

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps fried clam strips or Cheetos or sweet potato fries? But probably Cheetos.

    KrabbyGramps666
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://images.app.goo.gl/Nzm2eUWiMzpqiE6n8

    KrabbyGramps666
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheetos are so good to me and also I think that he’s eating one of those kid cuisine meals if you look them up it’s like a frozen meal.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger and fries for me, thank you.

    Christian Bradshaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I'm really only able to eat Zaxby's chicken strips. The other ones don't taste right

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd lvoe to eat the asparagus, broccoli, and green things everyone else hates! :-) They can have allllll my share of those chicken beef pork things.

    Ingrid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is mind blowing how someone can call themselves picky while eating chicken nuggets - do they even know what's inside there and how it was grown

    Maya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG YES CHICKEN FINGER ALL THE TIME LIKE MOM YOU KNOW WHAT IM GETTING.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dumb. It's not as if all picky eaters are picky about the same things.

    Elizabeth Tunney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh.... NOT true. I mean for me, at least. Seafood and tomatoes can go die in a ditch but not least for me, I can and WILL eat a pound of any other meat or veggie. And fruit is holy.

    ComfyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my 11 year old right there!!!

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    Mae (just add water)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. There’s raw, lightly cooked, under baked, perfection, slightly burnt, burnt, totally black, inedible... etc.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love avocado. I have a friend who "loathes" (her word) fruit, any fruit. Is there anyone out there who is also like this?

    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fruit, every time I eat a fruit that is my favourite fruit, till I eat a different fruit.. :-D

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    Lindy Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooo.... I do that too. I ask the waiter if I can get ( whatever I don't like) on the side, so it it is easier to give away.... there is always a friend who will love it.

    Patricia Kasprowski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends had ALWAYS loved me for this -- they get to clean my plate before we eat!

    Lynn Morello
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that is why my hubby and I get along so well.

    CharliAnn Olney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't have croutons on my salad. My Dearly Beloved did not like Cucumbers. So instead of asking they be left off we just made sure the dressing was "on the side". Then would quietly "exchange" what we didn't want.

    Martha Higgins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like avocado in guacamole, but can't manage it in a salad. Go figure, it's a texture thing.

    Feminist Percussionist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love avocado, til I accidentally ate a super mushy one. Now I can only eat it I. Guac

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    Jessica Nametz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am totally the chick in purple. I hate avocado and anything with it (except smoothies, I can't taste them then)...

    Candace Fitzpatrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times I’ve had a customer tell me no avocado and then someone else at the table will say "put their avocado on the side" and then wink at me lol

    Kisses4Katie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I loved avocado. I'll eat almost anything but I really dislike avocado. I keep trying hoping my body will just accept it one day since it's so healthy but..

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    Queen Cucumber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother only likes slabs of meat and potato! Roast potato, not any other potato, except french fries! And he won't eat seafood except battered or crumbed fried fish!

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family couldn't comprehend when I became a vegetarian 23 years ago, but now they make tater tots and chicken nuggets for picky eaters without a blink. I like to think I broke the ice.

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, the only reason i do this is because I don't feel comfortable around people lol

    Giulia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me, i hate cheese and i live in italy sooo.... while everyone eats lasagna or whatever i eat my simple pasta with tomato sauce. then everybody moves on with the next cheese-dish and i'm like the meme

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    Teucer T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say, but studies show this occurs very early in childhood development. Here are a couple ideas on how to start though: https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/ss/slideshow-picky-eating

    fuggnuggins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 16 I became vegetarian. All changed overnight.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is frustrating to say the least. I don’t want to be fussy and have a limited diet but unfortunately it’s turned out that way.

    Anne Reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you’re trying, though! Don’t give up, your taste buds change over time. Some things that are gross now might be more palatable later on. Or try prepping the foods you are sorta not into but don’t hate in a different way. Boiled veggies are gross? Try roasted ones with different seasonings. Or add cheese. Purée veggies and blend them into pasta sauces. Look up how to feed picky kids & try them on yourself. You’ll find a trick or two that will work for you.

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    Mere Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who think picky eating is a choise or tell to "grow up" give me anxiety. Sure, it's true for some, but there are people who simply can't eat certain things without having to hold in vomit. I remember as a small kid, I was ashamed I didn't like potatoes (used to like but over time, they started to taste extremely bitter), for long I just gulped them down with other foods as fast as possible, with my eyes tearing up and gag reflex pushing in. I never got used to them, the dislike got even worse and eventually I told my parents that I don't like potatoes. They understood.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw tomatoes bother my stomach, but I can eat raw foods other than that, so I just don't get why people won't leave me alone about the blasted *tomatoes*. I eat things they abhor, like asparagus, so can't they just take my tomatoes and leave me their asparagus and we all go home happy? .....

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    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done for facing up to the problem and looking for a solution. There are some suggestions (also 1 or 2 nasty comments) but good luck.

    Debbie Convery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No reason why you can't change, even later in life. I've deffo seen friends and friends of my children change over time. There's something called the 40 bite taste test 🤔

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a miniscule piece of something new (one ingredient). Smell it, touch it with your tongue, hold it in your mouth, chew and swallow, or spit it out. Stop at any time and try again later if you can. Repeat with other stuff. The "Hold it in your mouth" part is to get the whole taste, the first flavour is not the only one and the taste can change as it hits different taste buds.

    Lynn Morello
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate String Beans, So I simply tell everyone I am allergic to them.

    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me getting pregnant cured me. Literally, I was so grossed out by most food. I got pregnant and suddenly I had no problem eating many things.

    Mathieu Brouwers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to a normal, good restaurant and before you go in decide what you will order. Like fifth from the bottom of the main dishes. There is no restaurant in the world with will put anything on their menu which doesn´t fit the local taste.

    Ben Job
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    4 years ago

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    Try volunteering at an African refugee camp

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    Aldhissla VargTimmen
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I warn everyone I know beforehand that I'm a very picky eater and if I don't eat they don't have to take it personal. Most people now text me with their plans for when I come over and if I will hate it I bring my own food.

    PrincessTheSiameseKat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a vegetarian and at thanksgiving at my grandmas my dad always has to bring stuffing with vegetarian broth cuz BROTH IS MEAT and that is also why I can't trust soup

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend invited me to lunch and apologised for the baked potato with cheese, baked beans and salad (Yum). Said she had planned to cook curry but hadn't had time to shop. I was so happy. I reminded her that I can't be in the same building as curry without vomiting. That particular mix of spices is worse than the smell of the local sewerage farm for me.

    MikeMaxis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just re arrange the food on your plate like you ate some.

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't trying to be mean, I know most picky eaters are going to try be polite when eating at others.

    Ellie Finlay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only eat the pigs in the blankets and the chips.

    Clearly sunny
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    Grow up.

    Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you're being downvoted but that's the way I also see it

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    Giulia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in italy avocados aren't very common but i heard about how good guacamole is so i tried it and i gagged, but hey at least i tried it. same thing with mangos: I LOVE mango icecream so i decided to try an actual mango: it was AWFUL lmao

    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the icecream was artificially flavored as so many are.

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    Ivy Ruonakoski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocado is basically tasteless and slimy so it's a no for me.

    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's delicious because my mom makes it all from scratch

    Serene Abusamaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like a tasteless sauce that everybody adores.

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate avocado, unless, it is in small amounts. Something about the pastimes of it is just.....blegh ..

    Sue Knerl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like avocados period.

    TheNerdyDuck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a picky eater but I love a avocado on toast! Sadly we recently discovered that I’m ver allergic to avocado

    Bonnie Edwards
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the delicate flavour and texture of a nice fresh avocado - possibly with a dash of salt and pepper. My last workplace has a restaurant on the top floor. I went there one morning for their avocado on toast. It was nasty. Sure, it was green - but there was so much diced onion (probably half of it), lemon juice and spices in it that I couldn't taste the avocado. And the toast was slow cooked to be rock hard. This kind of cooking sabotage is why I am picky.

    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocado tastes like it was eaten and puked up by an anaemic cat

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    Petro Roos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty freakin' accurate

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been an odd mix of adventurous & picky when it comes to food. I will *try* just about anything (some exclusions apply) but the list of things I actually *like* is short.

    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish food tastes much like it smells.

    Susan Egan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will you know unless you try? As an adult what you hated as a child may change. I'm always willing to try something new, or something I hated as a kid. I may still dislike it but it's not going to kill me to give it a try. My sister and mother loved raw clams. The idea of putting that in my mouth made me gag. One day I was at a party and they were serving steamed clams. They still look gross but I thought "why not try?" It wasn't bad don't know what the fuss was about besides they way they look.

    Eggplanto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, yes, you should make that face. that is your snails food, after all

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    Giulia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is isn't being a picky eater, HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE ANY FRUIT??? not even one????? every fruit taste differently???? i'm confused and i am a Picky Eater (tm)

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat fruit as long as it doesn't contain cores or pips. Special credit goes to apples which contain both a core and pips...

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I love many fruits but my body doesn’t. Many fresh fruits gives me tingly, itchy lips, gums, tongue, roof and back of mouth etc. Rockmelon is the absolute worst for it but it tastes so yummy.

    Tiari
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s green kiwi and pineapple for me. I LOVE pineapple but I cannot eat it without pain.

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    Tala Koala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The life of a 6 year old, lol

    Eggplanto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok im like the worlds pickiest eater EXCEPT when it comes to fruit - i will eat any and every one of them presented to me

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    Freelove
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reformed picky eater here 🙋‍♀️ But chicken tenders are still one of my favorite comfort foods 😍

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    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know the ranch thing, but ya

    HappyJoe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had 2-4 of those already today! Wow does that say something.

    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like that, except they're super greasy and my mom always makes food at home. If I eat out it's so greasy I get nauseated

    *_Shy bean_*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat some food, but as long as it's not mushrooms or whole tomatoes

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the obsession with chicken and fries????

    TheLazyPoki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because it's a childhood comfort food. Some people stay mentally attatched to it because of that.

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    Mieke Fabry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is true, as a kid until 14 years old, I didn't like anything. when I cooked it myself, I would just try it and now I eat almost everything.

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only have I not grown out of it, I've gotten *more* picky. Things that I willingly ate as a child but can't stand now include dill pickles, cottage cheese, all but two brands of yogurt, raw mushrooms, and raisins.

    An Co
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone grows out of it. 40 years later, I still haven't.

    Flora Endebez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhhhh no, I am NOT going to grow out of this

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Qantas, Your meals are good enough that my picky tastebuds will tolerate them, but Air New Zealand’s meals are good enough that my picky tastebuds LIKE them. Signed, A New Zealander who will freely admit when something Australian really is better, like how Ricki-Lee’s entire Fear & Freedom album is gold and Lorde only has a couple of songs I like.

    Lori Zubia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, peas, I agree with this one. I happen to know that the average frozen pot pie has eight peas.

    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend does that. When we were in college, every time we were served cannelloni there, she would pick every single pea out! It was impressive! 🤣

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just have the bacon to be fair. But on toast. With HP Brown sauce.

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It contains eggs - devil food spun out of the most disgusting animal there is - the chicken.

    Bee Jairrels
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd replace the boiled eggs with scrambled eggs and add a cinnamon waffle

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those yolks...undercooked for hardboiled, overcooked for softboiled. Nope, not gonna eat it. Bacon is iffy; it has to be maple bacon, or forget it.

    Delilah Simmons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    kathoco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a couple come to stay. Asked them what they did and didn't eat: "Well, he's a vegetarian and I don't like vegetables."

    Freelove
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a friend of a friend who's a vegetarian because of her pickiness, and even as a vegetarian she likes almost nothing. I'm not sure what she eats on a normal basis!

    Laura Be
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh a friend of mine is a vegetarian picky eater. Here diet consists of pizza, rice and spaghetti

    Camila PerezDuran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have no idea how many times I've been asked if i'd like to switch to a vegetarian diet!

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    Omag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger brother orders a mcroyal without anything. They just send a burger patty in a bun and thats it!!! And it have to be a mcroyal, tf difference does it make?!

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McRoyals have a larger patty than a regular McD's burger, plus it has a sesame bun rather than a plain one. See if they'll let him buy the ingredients separately (one sesame bun, one McRoyal meat patty); lot cheaper that way. (I learned this from the manager of a fast food place where I would always order their $7+ spicy chicken sandwich plain. Ordering a bun & chicken patty was about $3.)

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    Numpty Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to say if I have a beef burger it must only comprise of: White bread bap, beef patty, lettuce and onion. No sauce, no tomato, no mystery salad object and definitely no f'ing cheese.

    Periwinkle
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    The pickles and sauce are disgusting though, that's more of preference depending, maybe

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww to the salmon and the rice. I will go to bed hungry thanks.

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    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not. It's amazing different the experience is between food you don't like and food you do. Good food is fun. Bad food is torture.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very nice looking meal TBH.

    Jules Caldwell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything looks like it was cooked 17 hours too long.

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    Rob Seymour
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a stew that was separated.

    MiniMaus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder there are people who are picky eaters. This looks disgusting TBH. A friend was a "picky eater" until I cooked for him. Turns out no one had ever cooked anything the way it should be cooked. With flavour.

    Tala Koala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your brother is a dog? Because that looks like straight up wet dog food!

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very good attempt as the juices mix in the middle.

    alf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    inuhuldent eta that if the mafiia was gana kill me which thay ar

    MERCI LANGSTON
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The juices are touching. I usually get a napkin and wipe up the juice that is about to touch other foods.

    *_Shy bean_*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to figure out what that green stuff is wit the mushroom on it.

    Mii
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    I wouldn't even eat that. Too many cooked vegetables :P

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    Kristof De Smet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cilantro, that is another story. There is scientific evidence that people are genetically determined to have cilantro taste like soap. I do like it, but not too much.

    Henry Cheves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be in the same room in it, but my mom says I'm just exaggerating. I literally can't enjoy any other food when she has her cilantro-filled salsa.

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    Luna Laluna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my son. Every year for his bday we'll go to his FAVOURITE restaurant. It's buffet restaurant, with more then 100 dishes. Every time he only eat chicken nuggets with fries and vanilla ice cream. No sauces, no other foods, foods can't be touching.

    Periwinkle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teeth are disgusting and this doesn't suit me, I'll have any seafood please and thank you. But I remember when it was oh god

    rgr8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Chicken tenders, and restaurants are the only place I can get them, since I don't get them at home.

    Ross Warren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't eat anything mentioned in this post.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No to the cream cheese, cheese and sometimes mint (depends what is made with it).

    Periwinkle
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    Anything Mint tastes like toothpaste and oh god beef has such a nasty tex-TURD. But cheese is welcome give it to me I'll have the lasagne and steak too

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like slimy spaghetti. I like sticky spaghetti. Tons of grated parmesan.

    Camila PerezDuran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like spaghetti but some pple make it so that the sauce is like sour or they pt onions and I'm like "oh i wasn't expecting to eat here, i ate at home I'm so sorry! but it looks really good tho!"

    Charlotte A.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a neighbour we had when I was little. She insisted our pasta and her family's pasta were not the same (they were different shapes but she didn't like pasta - unless my dad made it. Guessing he cooked it properly al dente and put lots of butter in, while her family didn't...)

    Zlaxcat Youtube
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate onions, so whenever my mom makes pasta I examine every single part of the plate, if there's one piece of onion, I'm not eating.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like this coz I hate the texture of onions, one day my mum made spag bol without onion and it tasted awful so now I know the importance of he onion flavour so now I either cut onion into 2mm pieces or grate it finely before adding to most foods. Or I cut them sooo big in things like casseroles etc just so it is easier for me to pick out.

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    Xenon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might actually be able to make a perfectly workable sauce with the lemonade.

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    Victor Botha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still need to know what bun oil is please. The suspense is too much🤣

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not the good special!

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, short bus special.

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