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So, today we have a few examples of what not to say when chatting up someone. At least that's what many people say. But, maybe here you’ll find the pick-up line that got you your significant other? Sometimes, the pick-up lines are more about delivery than about the text itself, however, today we’re only judging the latter. 

This poll is a full-on journey of romance (?) and cringes, where you are in charge of rating all 25 of these pick-up lines. This is a good opportunity to have a good laugh, maybe reminisce about your courting days, or just to imagine how you would react if you were quoted one of these very, very cheesy pick-up lines 😖 🙄

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#1

“Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”

Woman in a black hat and dress holding illustrated cards with art, sitting in a room filled with bookshelves, Pickup Lines theme.

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    #2

    “Are You A Loan? Because You've Got My Interest.”

    Two people sitting at a table with one holding a pen and paper, in a discussion possibly using pickup lines.

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    Srinivasan S
    Srinivasan S
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you under 18? I'll become the president of America for you. Brought to you by Epstein Files

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    #3

    “If You Were A Vegetable, You'd Be A Cute-Cumber.”

    Close-up of fresh green cucumbers stacked together, symbolizing creative and playful pickup lines.

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    Ben
    Ben
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a screenshot on this very site of someone using that line. The response was "if you were a vegetable, I'd switch you off"

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    #4

    “Do You Work At Nasa? Because I Think You're Out Of This World.”

    Astronaut floating in space with Earth in the background, showcasing an iconic scene for pickup lines inspiration.

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    #5

    “If You Were A Triangle, You'd Be Acute One.”

    Triangle-shaped beige and pink price tag with string on a turquoise background, symbolizing pickup lines.

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    #6

    “If You Were A Song, You'd Be A Fine Tune.”

    Woman singing passionately into a microphone on stage, expressing emotion while performing with pickup lines theme.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
    Grape Walls of Ire
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were a knòb on my VCO...

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    #7

    “If You Were A Dessert, You’d Be A Sweetie Pie.”

    Orange tart with slices arranged in a circle on a white plate, with a single slice served on a separate plate, pickup lines concept.

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    #8

    “Are You A Magnet? Because I'm Attracted To You.”

    Hand holding miniature Brugge houses in front of traditional Belgian buildings, illustrating charming pickup lines setting.

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    #9

    “Are You A Lightbulb? Because You Just Brightened Up My World.”

    Hanging vintage light bulbs glowing warmly in a dark room, creating a cozy and inviting atmosphere for pickup lines.

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    Abel
    Abel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protip: Do not say it to bald people!

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    #10

    “Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Feeling A Strong Connection.”

    Rustic wooden sign with funny WiFi message, placed indoors with sunglasses nearby, illustrating playful pickup lines.

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    #11

    “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You've Got 'Fine' Written All Over You.”

    Vertical automated car parking system with multiple colorful vehicles stacked in a circular structure, related to pickup lines.

    Pixabay Report

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    Nads
    Nads
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The place in the picture weirds me out.

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    #12

    “Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”

    Close-up of a dictionary page showing the word dictionary and its definition, highlighting language and word meanings for pickup lines.

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    Apatheist Account2
    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dictionary was all blank pages. I have no words...

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    #13

    “Are You A Microwave? Because Every Time You’re Near, Things Heat Up Oddly Fast.”

    Colorful wooden toy kitchen set with toaster, mixer, and microwave, perfect for imaginative play and pickup lines themes.

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    #14

    “Are You A Time Traveler? Because I See My Future With You.”

    Clear hourglass with red sand flowing, symbolizing the timing of pickup lines in everyday life moments.

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    Nina
    Nina
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that make the person tgey spoke to a window to the future? or tge talker a psychic?

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    #15

    “Are You A Keyboard? Because You're Just My Type.”

    Close-up of a white keyboard with clean, modern keys, representing typing and digital communication related to pickup lines.

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    #16

    “Are You A Power Outlet? Because You're Electrifying!”

    Two electrical plugs connected to adjacent sockets on a white wall symbolizing pickup lines and connections.

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    MeowZedong
    MeowZedong
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a power outlet? Because everyone who puts there p***s in you ends up needing medical attention.

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    #17

    “Are You A Bicycle? Because I Think You're Wheelie Nice.”

    Person sitting on indoor stairs with a BMX bike, wearing casual clothes in a dimly lit stairwell setting, symbolizing pickup lines.

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    Abel
    Abel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the %$#@ use these kind of expressions!?

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    #18

    “Is Your Name Google? Because You've Got Everything I've Been Searching For.”

    Smartphone displaying Chrome logo placed on a red book, representing digital content related to pickup lines.

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    General Anaesthesia
    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their AI (Authentic Ignorance) "facts" are wrong 73.141592653589% of the time. Personal experience.

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    #19

    “Do You Have A Map? I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”

    Person holding a folded map outdoors, symbolizing pickup lines as a way to navigate social connections.

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    #20

    “Do You Like Coffee? Because I Think About You A Latte.”

    Person pouring steamed milk into coffee cup creating latte art, illustrating warm and creative pickup lines.

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    #21

    “If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-Apple.”

    Three apples resting on large green leaves over a textured brown mat and wooden surface with natural lighting.

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    #22

    “Are You A Pirate's Treasure? Because I'm Digging You.”

    Open vintage treasure chest with glowing golden light shining out, symbolizing hidden pickup lines secrets.

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    J J
    J J
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of digging for treasure. How about "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first".

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    #23

    “Are You French? Because Eiffel For You.”

    Couple walking hand in hand near the Eiffel Tower, a romantic setting perfect for using pickup lines.

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    #24

    “Do You Also Love Winter? Because I'm Snow Glad I Met You.”

    Snow-covered forest with a winding path through trees captured from above in a serene winter landscape for pickup lines.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Crystalwitch60
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore winter lol but this would make me change my mind fast

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    #25

    “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”

    First aid kit items including scissors, gauze, alcohol prep pad, pills, and tweezers neatly arranged on blue background.

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