You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!
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Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up
Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta
Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith
How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)
My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest
So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie
Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This
omnomnomnom is right. and awwwwwwww so cute
Load More Replies..."Soooo. Any chance of sparing a finger or two? No way you need 10 of em. Maybe just a toe?"
Load More Replies...Weird, I'm reading this riding the bus nr 29. And the guy is nowhere to be found. Maybe it wasn't his after all.
Load More Replies...Wait, if he passed out, how come he had the sense to take out his phone and take a pic when he woke up? My first reaction would be to scream, try to shake it off, and get bitten.
Poor thing probably just thought she found a catch of the day when - oops - the catch woke up :D
The fox be like: ummmm.... go back to sleep... I'm totally NOT dragging you back to my den as my food. (S**t s**t shittttt)
Ah-ooh! Werewolves..er.. foxes of London! Bet this guy knows what the fox says... 😉
You PASSED OUT in public? Dude, get help. That is dangerous and stupid.
aww...that fox is so,well,foxy cute. it is so rare to see them where I currently reside (around Lafayette Louisiana),that,after seeing one a couple of times, I almost thought it was some totem,like my spirit guide or something crazy. Then I spied it with its mate and thought it was so neat to see them stick together. Sadly, I haven't seen them since Hurricane Rita struck so many years ago. I'd like to think they're still out there beating the odds and dodging any yahoos with guns.
cute doggo, nice doggo, wait its a nice foxy. WAIT WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
You sir, I would like to talk to you about our Lord and gnaviour...
Good thing this guy wasn't too big or you might have been eaten! Maybe he thought you already dead so he was scavaging!
Wow..you REALLY should think about where you're going to pass out...lolol Personally, I think this little guy was trying to help get you back on your feet...lol.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH would have been my response. Foxes be crazy.
Well what do you expect when you pass out in public places? You're lucky this is all it was, it could have been FAR FAR worse.
Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden
I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other
So I Woke Up To This Out Front
Woke Up To This
My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"
Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This
Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl
Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind
The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D
I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader
My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool
So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants
My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle
I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.
Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die
Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor
So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing
After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today
My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This
My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada
Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This
Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up
Woke Up This Morning To This
Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate
Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This
Opened My Eyes This Morning To This
I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This
One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.
#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?
I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg
OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.
49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.
Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)
Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.
I left this in the refrigerator at night for my wife to find in the morning. She wasn't pleased. Fridge-Rat...a52ff8.jpg
#26: Talk about "frog prince"! #27: News travels fast in that neighborhood. In fact, it travels by air mail!
These pictures with my morning coffee just made my day! Thanks for the smile on my face!!
One time i woke up to me holding a knife to my bros stomach. He was trying to wake me up for aomething and i guess the stuff i was doing in my dream i done in real life and pulled the knife i had under my pillow. He didnt get hurt but it scared the f**k outta me
One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.
#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?
I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg
OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.
49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.
Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)
Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.
I left this in the refrigerator at night for my wife to find in the morning. She wasn't pleased. Fridge-Rat...a52ff8.jpg
#26: Talk about "frog prince"! #27: News travels fast in that neighborhood. In fact, it travels by air mail!
These pictures with my morning coffee just made my day! Thanks for the smile on my face!!
One time i woke up to me holding a knife to my bros stomach. He was trying to wake me up for aomething and i guess the stuff i was doing in my dream i done in real life and pulled the knife i had under my pillow. He didnt get hurt but it scared the f**k outta me