Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of their ugliest possessions in a viral thread.

Guy said that these things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own something as bad as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.

Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things you own in the comments if you want to. Some of the photos that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)

More info: Twitter | BrainMage.co.uk | YouTube

Image credits: Brainmage

Image credits: Brainmage

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Guinny
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5 months ago

Patrick has seen things

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Slinkman
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5 months ago

Does it squeel the hours? Phintastic...

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MsM
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5 months ago

I think it's way cool

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Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.

“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.

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Slinkman
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5 months ago (edited)

Frankenstein now experimenting with animals too yeah?

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Andrew Gibb
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5 months ago

It is pretty obvious where the nuts are hidden

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Slinkman
Community Member
5 months ago

Looks like them pancakes people make of well-known faces

Nirity
Community Member
5 months ago

Aren't you afraid they'll leave the canvas while you sleep, drag you into hell and your face will appear in the painting where this cursed item displays its victims?

Emperor Kitten
Community Member
5 months ago

Why though?

Suzanne Clark
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, if it's hanging over your couch at least you won't have to look at it while you're on the couch.

AJu
Community Member
5 months ago

This looks as though it was painted by the Exorcist!

Tom Wagner
Community Member
5 months ago

The obvious question for Nicole is... Why?

Cindy Crowell
Community Member
5 months ago

why would you do that to yourself?

tuzdayschild
Community Member
5 months ago

There is no way I could live in a house with this painting on the wall.

Jennifer Marshall
Community Member
5 months ago

Had to be a relative that painted it, and family didn't want to hurt their feelings!

Erika Jones
Community Member
5 months ago

Another Museum of Bad Art contender!

Martti Laurson
Community Member
5 months ago

Why do you have a Neil deGrasse Tyson family portrait?

Guinny
Community Member
5 months ago

they're melting

Joseph Roberts
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

They look like they have vitiligo.

Andraya Begley
Community Member
5 months ago

WHY???

MissyTheUniverse
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5 months ago

Why???

Deb England
Community Member
5 months ago

Why

Mary Lovill
Community Member
5 months ago

Why?

Leon Roeloffzen
Community Member
5 months ago

Yes... you win!

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
5 months ago

Zombie Apocalypse.

MERCI LANGSTON
Community Member
5 months ago

Wouldn't want to see that at night

Diana Zellet
Community Member
2 months ago

What contour look like before you blend it lol 😂

Mary McDonald
Community Member
3 months ago

I know!! It's the 'blackness" that's coming off! I get the concept now! It's actually deeper than y'all think. Great painting to own, esp. most recently. I wonder when it was painted? Like in the 50's-60's maybe?

Fred and George Weasley
Community Member
5 months ago

those kids have seen things

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
5 months ago

more history....

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
Community Member
5 months ago

those drips tho

Daniele Ribolla
Community Member
5 months ago

aaarrgghhhh......!!!!!!!!

George Hudacko
Community Member
5 months ago

Scarry

Jo Chrisco
Community Member
5 months ago

Years ago someone made a stinkie (to a select group of us) line of bath products. For Christmas, we would buy this stuff and give it to people we had to buy a gift for but didn't like. Is this picture like that stinkie stuff?

Jane W.
Community Member
5 months ago

What happened to these poor people?

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
5 months ago

I see the artist did not sign it.

DebbyC
Community Member
5 months ago

Scary...

Sue Knerl
Community Member
5 months ago

Why?

Jeanine Gustafson
Community Member
5 months ago

WHY?????

Kathy Smith
Community Member
5 months ago

I sure hope she’s kidding.

Marnie
Community Member
5 months ago

I fear there is a sad story behind this painting.

Toast Of Saint Louis
Community Member
5 months ago

It's Blackula and his family. No, I'm not being racist here. There is an actual blaxploitation movie called Blackula and there is a Blackula part 2 called Scream Blackula Scream. Best watched when zooted.

Kristina Thomas
Community Member
5 months ago

"Please make my family look ugly when you paint us."

Living_Shadow
Community Member
5 months ago

The kids faces would give me nightmares...

Pavlina G
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm sorry.

Carlota Ocón
Community Member
5 months ago

Us

Thomas Ewing
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm proud of my zombie family!

Jennifer Filarski
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm sorry. No disrespect, but 1st thing I saw was Barbara Bush!😯

Tanya Malecki
Community Member
5 months ago

Family of ware wolves?

Kevin Wilcoxon
Community Member
5 months ago

Scary

Lou
Community Member
5 months ago

Why?

Erin
Community Member
5 months ago

Why? Just Why?

Animal lover❤
Community Member
5 months ago

Nightmare-ish

Kjorn
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5 months ago

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I'm Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum...

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He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.

Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.

Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.

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MsM
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5 months ago

fairy oddmother

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Slinkman
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5 months ago

You can donate your body to sceince, you can , however, also make the choice this squirrel made and ride horses for eternity.

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Rachel Borowyckyj
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5 months ago

I have one of those

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Francis
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5 months ago (edited)

your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!

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Slinkman
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5 months ago

Much scarier then a cat made of shells.

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Guinny
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5 months ago

#kyliejennerchallenge

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MsM
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5 months ago (edited)

Beach souvenir shops used to "shell" these.

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MsM
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5 months ago

Dobby?

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Slinkman
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5 months ago (edited)

This could be in the life-action version of Beauty and the Beast.

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Slinkman
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5 months ago

With this back-story, this doesn't look that haunted, i find it humble to be honest.

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Guinny
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5 months ago

BURN IT

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MsM
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5 months ago

That little piggy needs to go to market

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troufaki13
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5 months ago

She has no soul...

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David Martin
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5 months ago

Disturbing. What it is is disturbing

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Kel Gal
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5 months ago

Are you trying to set it on fire?

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Melissa Meaux
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5 months ago

Its Urban Armadillo, Bud and Sissy 😁

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MsM
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5 months ago

I'd use it as a weird Christmas tree topper

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Kjorn
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5 months ago

Tintin has a twin brother?

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Madison Lam
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5 months ago

This isn't bad tho, its something I would probably own lol

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MauKini
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5 months ago

Its a very nice painting! Im not a huge fan of clowns im ok with him though.

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Dianna Siever
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5 months ago (edited)

It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.

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slackjack
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5 months ago

I have some of these from my mum. Apparently they are worth some cash.

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Charl Marx
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5 months ago

You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.

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MsM
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5 months ago

Work it, Sophie

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