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It’s no secret that science has accelerated the progress of humanity. Without the curious minds that seek to explore our surroundings, we wouldn’t have the breakthroughs and discoveries that created the world we live in today. But while our fascination with biology, physics, chemistry, and other captivating fields shows no signs of fading, not every practice is worth celebrating.

Some scientific advancements shock us with their mysterious and uncanny nature. But if we take a deeper look, they can be plenty entertaining too! So let us introduce you to a Facebook group called 'The Darker Side Of Science.' This online community is all about discussing the lesser-known methods that may not sit so well today, and sharing some science-related laughs along the way. "Bad experiments, worse scientists, studies you wish to god you could unsee, and much, much more," the admins write in the description, providing space for the interestingly weird and equally hilarious.

Our science-loving team has gone through their feed and collected some of the geekiest memes and jokes to share with you all. Enjoy scrolling through this hilarious compilation and be sure to hit upvote on your favorite ones. Keep reading to also find our in-depth interview about our fascination with mysterious things with licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews. And if you’re in the mood for some lighter scientific content, check out our previous publication filled with science memes right over here.

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Grumpy Animal Memes Report

Ozzie Ogawa
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, it's been debunked many times. In those photos they are actually scratching their body, you can see the blur in their feet which indicate faster movement than the rest of their body.

Marla
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fact is correct in my world. I will die wrong if I have to

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François Carré
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*with tiny thunder sound echoing around*

Robert T
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughing my socks off at this, especially as "I Need A Hero" has just started playing on the random mix on my music player! LOL

Gossameringue
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I Need a Hero"...and imagine the underwhelmed feeling when a bunch of squirrels show up...

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Mark LaHoud
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe not the hero we want, but the hero we need.

A Random Gojo Lover
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why Squirrel Girl is a great superhero :)

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    Lorde Chaz Report

    Juan Ghote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considerable overlap - just let that sink in...

    🇺🇦 PrincessPatton 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would install those garbage bins at the entrance to the park, and a tourist who would not know how to use them wouldn't be allowed into the park.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tourists that on several occasions have demonstrated the Theory of Evolution by falling into Everything bellow their line of sight (:

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing the human beings that live on my development, and their inability to use a bin properly, I am reasonably confident that bears form a subset and that there quite a number of humans below the dumbest bears!!!

    Mike Schantini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same tourists that try to take a selfie with a bear would have no chance at using a bear proof garbage bin

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1994 I saw a dumb tourist in the campground in Yosemite. He signed off on locking his coolers in the bear-proof boxes, did not do so, putting them in the back of his van. Bears know what is in coolers, vans are no match for bears. The rear of the van was demolished, the coolers shredded. The Park police booted and towed the van to impound, and a ranger told me it would have to be towed about 80 miles to the nearest repair shop. Cost for stupidity was a fine before a Federal magistrate, tow charge to impound, repairs. Estimate well over $3000 USD. Aaand, The guy's insurance company probably wouldn't pay for it, because, duh, he signed off on the proper procedure.

    Amanda P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what you're telling me is there are people who are not smarter than the average bear. The bears should be allowed to use them as chew toys.

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    Even though 'The Darker Side Of Science' group over on Facebook has only recently celebrated its first birthday, it has gained a strong foothold on the platform. More than 424k members swiftly share or eagerly wait for new shocking and humorous posts to grace their feeds. But the whopping number of people fascinated with bizarre scientific practices begs the question, why are we so engaged with uncanny things in life? Dr. Jesse Matthews, a licensed clinical psychologist based in Chester Springs, PA, explained that we humans are simply drawn to the dark and mysterious.

    "We find human nature to be fascinating, particularly things we don’t understand like organized crime, cults, or conspiracies. And of course, this applies to things other than humans, like Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, demon possession, or the Bermuda Triangle," he told Bored Panda.

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    The psychologist pointed out that anything that's challenging for us to understand seems to capture our interest. "This certainly explains the popularity of the true crime genre of TV, books, podcasts, and movies. This is a great outlet for many people to look at the darker side of life or to think about things we don’t easily understand," he added.

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    Leighton Bester Report

    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was great SPARK of insipiration!

    Blackheart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no comment to be made here that will be better than that one.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm staying neutral on this one but it is kinda shocking...

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    Julie Wikoff Report

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes "Kaylee", enjoy all your melted lead in the meantime tho.

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    B Lorax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so funny how religious interpretation is always directed to suit the desired result. How about "the fire occurring at all is evidence that God doesn't exist."

    Alex S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? God's only powerful enough to save one cross in an entire cathedral full of crosses?

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science one ups religion yet again

    Woltax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard about this. Science, do your thing!😂👍🏻

    Grady'sRaider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charcoal burns at 1100 C, up to 2200 C with air blowing through it (think forge). In this case I think the fire department got water on the wood before it converted to charcoal and bumped the heat up high enough to melt stuff.

    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grady'sRaider is completely right. A small camp fire might burn around 600, but a large structure will easily get hot enough to melt gold. I think another thing that the OP didn't take into consideration is if God can save the altar, what stopped him from saving the rest of the church?

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    cogadh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me wants to yell "Where is your god now!!!", but that would probably be rude.

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah goood call ^^; as a Christian i thank you

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    Ramnath Nayak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was too preoccupied to even observe that the walls are still standing.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More impressed by the candles that survived in the room.

    Nevid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the fire destroyed a part of the upper levels but didn't reach the lower levels.

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    Davou Kim Samuel Report

    chiizu !!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yes I'm" feels so wrong to see

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty genius. I would have just gone with not all fractions can be completely represented in decimal form

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0.99999 ≈ 1. Approximately equal to, not equal to.

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    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I might get some downvotes from people who think I'm wrong, but .999 repeating is equal to one, there is no ".001". Doubters? There is a passable Wikipedia article titled ".999..." that explains it. (PS, I know this post is a joke, not a treatise. Just thought I would clear up a misconception while I have the chance. I am old, and it was only about 5 years ago that I learned this fact.)

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a subtle way to say we should Eat The Rich?? :D

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Let them eat cake"? 🤔 (Misattributed to her I know🙃)

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't argue with the math

    Liz-ard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Wish I had that "bro"! The cake-cutter definitely needs him!!!

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    Sardar Usman Report

    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be my favorite one yet.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my second favourite, after that one that says: pie I have already eaten / pie I did not eat yet. It gets double points for the pun so it can't be beaten - it's science!

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    eMpTy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First saw a simple pie chart, read the chart legend, now cannot unsee the pyramid...

    Killer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second. I love it I want to get a t-shirt

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just gasped at this!

    Buckethead Throwastone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very specific diagram u got here. Great job. Well done.

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    One reason we pay attention to the abnormal and seek to understand mysterious things is that we are hardwired to observe and try to make sense of our surroundings, Dr. Matthews said. "This is certainly true in our environment, as it is important to take notice of potential threats, even though survival isn’t something most people need to be concerned about."

    "This explains anxiety, though, which relates to us worrying about potential threats or perceiving things as threatening that may not be," he continued. "Not everyone has an issue with anxiety, of course, but we all pay attention to our surroundings and make some effort to make sense of them. This may also apply to things we find to be mysterious, as we have an innate desire to want to understand." Dr. Matthews added that when it comes to rarer or less common things in life, our interest could jump to a whole new level.

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    Andi Sjogren-Briganti Report

    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I park under it can it be my Batcave?

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever build this thing is my new hero. I am not sure if I love bats more or I hate HOAs more 🤔

    Killer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have more bats. They eat mosquitoes. Mosquitoes carry all kinds of diseases

    Party Poison (They/Them)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bats do too though. Nevertheless, both are part of a healthy ecosystem and we humans have to stop shaking the viral tree, using David Quammens analogy for it, because all sorts of things- zoonotic diseases - fall out of it.

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a HOA and why does it sound like Hoe? :I

    WatermelonTheDutchie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hoa i believe is homeowners association and they set rules and tell you what to do with the outside of your house

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    B Lorax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Federal protection won't prevent elimination of the bat roost - it will only require care in its removal such that bats aren't killed. HOA and neighbors could still pursue owner for costs of removal - especially if they were warned - of of obvious disturbance to quiet enjoyment of their own properties.

    Mary Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, now you have to disturb the revenge fantasies of so many home owners, 😆. But it did sound too good to be true!

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    kaycee14
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mosquitoes for miles...

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also eat a lot of bad bugs. Some good bugs, too. But I personally like bats.

    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPHOOOOOOLLLLEEEE

    willi santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do that even though I don't have an HOA, but there's not enough bats 💔💔💔💔

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    Joseph Symes Report

    OokiiStaR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Task failed successfully. Now they look a lot more huggable.

    Jon Good
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BE AFRAID!!! witness the FLOOF!

    Martin Weier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fun to stay at the YMCA!!

    Susan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look at me! I'm dangerous" "NO, look at me! I'm really dangerous"

    Zwiebel Suppe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the scientists sure they understood that tactic in the right way? Maybe the pandas aim to look more cuddly so noone will want to harm them any more?

    Dan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meant to be the darker side of science, all I see is adorable animals. It's amazing

    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the back it looks like an ewok with a tail

    ItsJess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The animators making Turning Red took this into account (it's a movie about a young girl who turns into a giant red panda when she experiences stressful emotions)- when MeiMei turns into the red panda and freaks out, she throws her giant paws in the air before she runs away

    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can see is “pick me up…wanna hug!” I make the exact same mistake with my cats showing me their tummy for scritches. One shredded arm later, “so it wasn’t actually an invitation.”

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single night! Cat owners fall for this 0.99999999999 % of the time.

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    Santana Isaac Report

    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, since they are searching for sighs of intelligent *extraterrestrial* life... Although I will admit finding actual intelligence among Humans can be hard.

    Woltax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh - I don‘t have questions about that.🥺

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the probes, Galileo I think was actually pointed towards earth to test if they could detect intelligent life. The results were inconclusive 😅

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A more true statement is that these instruments are searching for extraterrestrial intelligent life.

    Andreas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't be very effective in finding extra terrestrial life if they were pointed towards the Earth. And that wouldn't be so smart either.

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    Of course, life isn’t only black and white. What may seem dark and dangerous to one person could be totally captivating to another. We were curious to learn more about our tendency to label things to certain categories and see them as binary opposites. "It is 100% true that we should try not to see life in a simple, binary fashion," Dr. Matthews told us. "I would argue that seeing things this way is a large part of many of our problems today."

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    Joseph Symes Report

    Miss Ann Thrope
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are sheltering from the sun, it's normal behaviour.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Large windmills are often built in places where there are little to no trees. Trees slow down/block the wind so the mills can't turn. Sometimes this is because they were chopped down but more often its because trees can't grow there. If you drive around the Western US, you will see wind farms on ridges spinning and making the world a better place. 1/2 mile away you'll see a farmhouse and its outbuilding surrounding on all 4 sides with trees. Trees don't naturally grow on large swaths of the plains (that's why they are called the plains and not the forests) so they have to be planted special. These special trees are planted to block the blowing snow and more importantly the wind itself. Hearing a 20 mph wind with rarely a day of rest can shatter your psyche. If you google Wyoming windsock you will see people actually use chains because the wind blows so hard and these special trees are strong enough to not be knocked over.

    Miss Ann Thrope
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also why the sheep are seeking shade there. Even if there were trees next to it (that could magically grow in that poor quality ground, not get eaten, and instantly grow to a height that they provided useful shade) the sheep would not shelter under them. Sheep are preyed upon and will move to open, light and uphill ground as their main concern is being predated upon. They won;t go into forest with undergrowth because they don't know what is in there that could attack them and it will be full of flies and other insects which will literally eat them alive. Instead they will see shade in the open where there is wind to keep the flies and insects off - clearly a wind turnbine has been built there because it it an area prone to winds so it looks ideal. If they went in the forest, the woods would stop the breeze and favour the insects that infest sheep.

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    Willa L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, buf also this area looks like it doesnt usually have trees and couldnt support them

    C Whit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That appears to be out west, where I live, in a desert climate, there weren't any trees there to begin with. It's a desert....

    Mustavo Gaia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As others pointed, this places seem very harsh for trees - apparently only bushes can stand it. And good luck planting new trees where goats graze. But providing shadow for cattle is essential for good production. So, weather and local regulations permitting, one should try plant trees.

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Someone needs reminding that trees are important?

    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The farmer should construct simple shelters.

    Miss Ann Thrope
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A high open roof with no sides would be best. Sheep will not naturally go into building for fear of becoming tapped.

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    Bi-Polar Express
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This area looks chaparral at best. No tall trees grow here.

    d bradley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, at least the windmill can provide some shade

    Jessica Julian
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They call them the Plains, for a reason. Not a place where trees grown well...just small scraggly ones here and there.

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    Bel Inda Report

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shoulders ax* ok... i guess there's a dentist who I can live without

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine by me. Told my kid that I want to be minced and put on the compost heap when I die.

    Mokayokok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told mine just to go ahead and cremate me then add to the cat little since I’m already their b***h while alive, they might as well s**t on me when I’m dead.

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    Clare Is great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I kill my house plants

    B Lorax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they consume far more of themselves than us - we're just a garnish to their cannibalism.

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    My Mood Swing Just Snapped Report

    Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's some information on care if you ever come across one: https://www.seriouslyfish.com/species/taenioides-cirratus/

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    Reyn-Guo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Goa'uld symbiote from the Stargate series.

    Kathryn Burnett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly didn't think someone would comment this but here you are.

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    Excited Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that's just the larvae stage of something much larger...?

    Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those interested: it's a Worm Goby (this one appears to be Taenioides cirratus), they're small (under 30cm) and feed on small crustaceans in muddy estuaries.

    kaylynn L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's called a worm goby lol Australia

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like the laboratory where god tests prototypes ._.

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro have y’all seen the bugs in Africa tho. Those things are terrifying

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When God has leftover animal parts and the devil gets a hold of them. Exhibit A: the platypus

    Boreddd🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to part #73736 of why Australia is the worst place to live

    Tori Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Australia is the best place to live. I've lived here since I was 3, forty years, and I have not yet even come close to death by creature. The positives of this awesome country outweigh the negatives by a shitload!!

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    renee brack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the Island of Dr Moreau was shot here in Oz. It's a big place. The world only sees the critters we know about. There's a lot we don't know about and I have no idea how many or how big they get. Anyhoo - keeps daily life interesting.

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    The psychologist stressed that life is full of gray areas, and we oversimplify things by seeing them as black and white. "Whether we’re talking about people, places, situations, or even ourselves, seeing the positives and the negatives helps us to see the fuller picture and gives us a better perspective than making quick and likely unfair judgments. Failing to see the gray in ourselves and our own lives is problematic and can lead to issues like perfectionism, unrealistic expectations, anxiety, or depression. In fact, helping people to think in less black and white terms is probably one of the main things I do as a therapist," he revealed.

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    #13

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    Ruth Glendinning Report

    Susan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seem a similar skeleton depiction on some crazy looking animal that looked scary, and the skeleton actually belonged to a furry bunny rabbit

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I think it was on bored panda recently, super cute

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are about 500 deaths per year in Africa due to hippo attacks. That feels closer to the artist's depiction.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you wonder what dinosaurs really looked like. All we have is an educated guess.

    Dynein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes, but there's a lot to learn from studying *today's* animals and the correspondence between their bone structure and "padded" look. Which scientists have been doing, so modern depictions of fossil animals are way more accurate than historic ones.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why artists need to understand musculature

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And use a little cuteness when painting

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I have known about for a long time and really wonder what dinosaurs were really like. Just like the hippo, if you see penguins, rat and chicken skeletons and then see them in real life and how they act is nothing like you would expect.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but they kill over 500 people a year. More than lions and tigers. But fewer than Americans.

    Eric Okoro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like that hippo is about to whistle a tune?

    Liz Orr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most dangerous animal on the planet most years

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    #14

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    Shawna Martinez Wyrick Report

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: italian bats don't sing "country roads", they in fact yell "MARCOOO!" to which their pray responds with "POLOOOO!".

    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no they actually say "TELL ME WHY" to which prey responds "AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE"

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless fun fact - he's the only artist to have the official state song for two different states (this one for West Virginia and Rocky Mtn High for Colorado).

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    Tybalt P.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat: “HOTEL,” Bug: “TRIVAGO”

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit, now I'm singing it inside my head but with John Denver's voice.

    Woltax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C‘mon, all together now: 🎼Country roooads…

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one resists John Denver

    Crimson Dusk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the place I belooooooonnnngggg

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    #15

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    Jason Higgins Report

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s either dead or taking over the world

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a lawnmower? That thing has no respect :I

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution led it to sweep walls and ceilings. The next step for it woul be to fly

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like um. Possums, apparently. They're not afraid of humans.

    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possums used to party on my roof in New Zealand. Noisy little beggars.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please put up a gate to keep these buggers safe!!

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    "Seeing the gray areas can be helpful as well for helping us to deal with life," Dr. Matthews said. "This allows us to see the bigger picture and to have more information to go off of when making decisions, but can also help us to have a healthier perspective."

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    As an example, he mentioned that being able to see good things in difficult situations, as well as finding humor in the face of unfortunate problems can help us cope. "It’s also healthy and positive to be able to laugh at ourselves. It helps us to accept ourselves as imperfect and to take ourselves less seriously."

    #16

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    Elijah Shane Report

    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it just shows that George Clooney would do anything not to date women hiss own age :D

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tina Fey and Amy Pauler, Golden Globes!

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole movie was a plot hole. "my station blowed up! Oh hey ! There is another one right over there!"

    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... How about the first 30 minutes of The Martian? A 200km wind on Earth will pick-up and throw a car...on Mars, were you walking around (safely) without a suit, would feel like a gentle breeze. In a Martian Dust storm, you are not blinded, although the electrostatic nature of the dust will make it stick to your face plate. Even with a self-sealing suit, an astronaut impaled on an areial like that will have severe frostbite at the wound site, and into the body, if (s)he can not extricate him/herself before the -60 night falls. The dust storm(s) would also not prevent launch of anything from the surface, although it would make LANDING very risky, etc... That being said, I still enjoyed it immensely!

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Sandra Bullocks characters somehow floats in the opposite direction after George Clooney let's go. So basically both characters were being pulled in opposite directions by absolutely nothing.

    Circa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheesy script ruined this film for me.

    A Random Gojo Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie annoyed me, and i was a kid when i first watched it. Knew it was garbage 💀

    Mariele Scherzinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the stupidest film scene I have ever seen. And I know literally nothing about science. In "Ad Astra", Brad Pitt & colleague enter a ghost space ship, loooking for the missing crew. (Yeah, ghost ships have never been a good idea....). In their space suits, they float through the dark, lonely ship. All is quiet, dark, spooky, inexplicably empty. Until Brad Pitt's colleague is attacked by a starving lab baboon. Because of course. Baboons survive in outer space without any suits on.

    Roseriver_DSMP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have annoyed me so much if I watched that 😅

    Stephanie Barr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have multiple huge issues (many having to do with physics) with Gravity. I wrote three blog posts on it. This point (which is true) didn't even make the cut.

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    #17

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    Brandon Sylvester Report

    ALDRIN SAVIO A.J.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He don't care, because he has 9 lives

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! If I had 9 lives, I'd sure as hell waste a few by doing dumb stuff!!

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear protective gear kids, It can save your face ;D

    Bee she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In seventh grade my science teacher scared the s**t outa me by pretending to be another teacher who did EVERYTHING wrong (preformed with an experiment that was safe to screw up dw)

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do cats follow social rules

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pun's great, but why you gotta go after pusheen like that

    Lorelei Snow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if everyone doesn't stop misgendering pusheen... 🥲

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushed the cat needs a refresher in lab safety

    Abigail Leonka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a what not to do picture in science class

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    #18

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    Michael Olsson Report

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? It's so obviously a sandal. Made out of three penises.

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the penis version of those Cadillacs in Texas!

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    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this science because it's an object made of atoms? Or because we see it with our eyes and brains (which definitely think it looks like d***s)?

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but it's my comfy place.

    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s supposed to look like d***s, but I saw a dude drowning 🥲

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a dude drowning, then d***s, then, finally, after checking the comments, I saw the sandals. My brain is broken💀

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    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah me too buddy, me too.🤣😂

    Coco
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said scandal so it took me even longer. Lol

    Usman A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sandal is so happy to see us!!

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    The Facebook group in question is a perfect example of just how brightly light can shine in the darkness. The members of this community share opinions and participate in discussions about crooked scientists, dire experiments, and questionable studies and add a fun twist while they’re at it. And as we all know, laughter is the best medicine, and the best way to take is to chuckle at things we can easily relate to.

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    #19

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    Trust me, I'm a "Biologist" Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Justice is putting it on a fresh batch of french fries <3

    Eric
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And genius is knowing a tomato based fruit salad is called salsa

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are olives. Olive oil is fruit juice.

    Ryner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: The people tweeting these messages are all different results on the Myers-Briggs personality quiz.

    Mac 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness is giving all your homegrown tomatoes to your neighbors because even though you don't like to eat them, you love growing them!

    Usman A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frustration is not understanding the jokes quickly and having to ketchup.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Morality is knowing that ketchup is DELICIOUS

    Megan O'Neill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a common complaint people make about pineapple pizza is that fruit doesn't belong on pizza ;)

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like logic. But I like facts more. Qurios? Google it!

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    #20

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    Nicholas Kairu Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also -in general- make more effort so...yay? :D

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause those women aren't as shallow as you?

    David Rydell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be, but it is not a must. Some women prefer, money, status and power in a man, that seems like the reality here. I don't here nor see this about good looking males.

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    James G. Currie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are also more likely to actually pay attention and try to make her happy?

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was a Ringling clown. He had a Roman nose - it roamed all over his face. He was shorter and thinner. He had a 165 IQ. But he could make me laugh. Other women adored him as well. A good friend of our was 6'2", blonde hair, blue eyes, muscles for days, and he worked with elephants. He had a huge crush on me, and routinely asked my husband what his secret was when it came to attracting women. Our friend was a sweetheart, but he got teased a lot.

    Reyn-Guo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because they're grateful instead of pompous.

    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, it's called true love is about love not looks

    Moxie Mallahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with so called "ugly" women. Gotta have a good personality and be funny to have fine men.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, you are ugly for assuming that those " ugly dudes" are really ugly. They may have something going or them, girls like you will never know.. the hot girls must be tired of all the fawning and good looking guys after them, because of how they look. Some girls, most really, want to be loved, appreciated and have a great laugh ! A man that looks in the mirror more than you, would be a big no way!

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    itspeterj Report

    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. But he seemed to have a blast while telling the joke

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're the bad guy for saying "my wife and I's friend" instead of "my wife's and my friend."

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with "our friend"? Why use 5 words when you can use 2? ;-)

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    boone williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like he was fission for a laugh

    badger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the pun I came down here for. :)

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    edgar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they serve molecular food ?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but the Manhattan project was producing fission, not fusion. So maybe a 8/10 joke

    Joe Gandalf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, but first I had to get past "My wife and I's friend..." Shudder

    rw55066
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you listen carefully you can hear his children groan

    Andrew Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I's" is not a contraction of "I" and "is". It's a possessive, one word, one awkward, grammatically incorrect word.

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    "Finding or seeking out humor is actually a great coping skill," Dr. Matthews added. "Whether it’s noticing or pointing out something funny about a current or past situation or whether it’s watching a funny TV show or movie, standup comedy, or funny videos or memes, I think it’s very healthy." The psychologist also mentioned that for many people, humor played a big part in helping them get through the pandemic and the political and social issues of the last few years.

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    Reuben Robert Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This depends on which event starts the race ;D

    Usman A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a loan shark, it will win anyway. Loan sharks ALWAYS win.

    Markus Holstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both crocodiles and hippopotamuses can swim *and* run faster than you, so you'd have to be a damn good biker to even stand a chance

    Jessica Julian
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw a movie trailer for a shark (or maybe more than one, honestly was so stunned at the insanity of it that I can't remember) that learned how to "swim" through sand, and dirt, so...

    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful, it could be a land shark. Candygram

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're still dead in the water

    Deep One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can outswim a shark. After all it is a well-known scientific fact that a man can swim faster in water than a shark can swim through sh*t!

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    #23

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    Robin Travers Report

    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not just a door, he’s the bouncer for the club man!

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gatekeeper, an important job ;D

    Mac 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog uses its head to block my view of the TV

    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True and does it on purpose ( my dog will just seat there staring at me)

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being born just as a work ant. Every day going out and toiling hard for nothing so that those above reap the benfits. What stupid animal would do that?..............Wait! Hang on!

    renee brack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then what? It can't go and enjoy the kitchen, the couch, Better Call Saul. Memo to self: for a fun night at home - don't use head as door.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But someone mite think that's a good weekend and enjoy it when company comes a knocking on forehead

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    Cheru.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His head looks like a rescees penut butter cup lmao

    Woltax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might also be a very good waiter.😁

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    !!!WARNING!!! If any pandas are affected by Trypophobia, you might want to scroll past as this may be a trigger!

    Emo Sloth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late... they neeed to put trigger warnings

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    #24

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    Truth Theory Report

    rw55066
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the tacos were good

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, they didn't try the empanadas.

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    Kevin Garren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long and thanks for all the fish tacos.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also has cats, and dogs, and lots of babies, would recommend to my friends <3

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We appologise for the inconvinience"

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want what the alien says.

    Michael Lechner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! I forgot to warn the Earthlings that there’s a comet headed towards them. Hopefully, they’ll figure out a way to deal with it as soon as they discover it.

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    When people are dealing with particular situations in their lives, Dr. Matthews always encourages them to think about different perspectives and look at these incidents in different ways. Moreover, he suggested that writing them out in a notebook or on your laptop helps people see them more clearly.

    "For example, thinking about whether there is any humor to be found in the situation or anything positive. I might ask them to list three potential positives, or even just one if they’re hard to find. This can be a helpful exercise for seeing the gray areas more often, which is an important skill to have in life," he concluded.

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    Alex Jayne Report

    renee brack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do human women grow these?

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a group of sassy drag queens. Probably the same effect

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    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is amazing! We had a massive thunderstorm here yesterday. I walked outside after it stopped and there were thousands of tiny moths flying around. Clouds of them. I told my blind friend about them, and though she couldn't see them, she walked outside where they were hitting her in the face, and as she was telling me that she could feel them, she had 30 or 40 of them fly in her mouth. We both had a good laugh.

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm suitably scared.

    Nitka Tsar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn‘t it fascinating how it could be that one random animal just looks like another random animal?

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy a backpack like that :D

    Laura Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gorgeous! The colors and patterns are amazing 🤩🤩🤩

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    #26

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    Andrea Doyle Report

    Kiwii Stone
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    3 years ago

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    You apply bug spray to yourself to keep the bugs away. You apply bear spray to bait/location to attract the bears, I believe. So if you spray it on yourself, it's just seasoning for their meal, lol

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    Nikki Hilton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute how OKWildlifeDept is so much funnier and more charming than the state government

    ComfyPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more lol I happen to be from OK.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... don't you spray both at the enemy?

    Yelena Yardeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they mean bug repellent and not insecticide?

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    Ron H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps you from getting sunbearnt

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it does...here, hold my beer....

    Jolie McCleave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG.... my face hurts from laughing

    Kahna Wanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank You! Me Too!! Bahhhhahahahahahahaaaawww!

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    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in all fairness, you are in OKLAHOMA.

    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, "bear spray" sounds a lot like "hairspray." Not making that mistake again.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIL had flea spray next to the can of Dog OFF. Guess what happened to Rex the Wonder Dog.

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    Genesis Plac Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metal Dinosaurs playing tiny guitars with their tiny claws? Disney, I have a pitch to you :D

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already exist. This Band is called Heavysaurus

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    Lola G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But more seriously, since fossilized feather imprints were found, surely if dinos had fur, we could have found hair imprints by this time? Or at least we wouldn't have found such neat skin imprints?

    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know one had the original mullet.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them had to have had The Rachel first. So we need to start calling it the correct name - The Raptor or The Stegosaurus.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw on TV just the other day, that it is possible to tell something about skin color in dinosaurs, at least brown and yellow

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    unknown Report

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see Harry Potter finally managed to master that spell to fix his eyesight.

    Mike Keyser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    producer for TNG, "Picard is bald, wouldn't hey have a cure for baldness in the future" Roddenberry "In the future they won't care about baldness" *we could correct his vision just as easily as growing back a new bone, but...shrug...*

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing has made me feel aging like seeing Harry Potter grow up.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also flour, why is sooo expensive? ._.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is milk $3.38 a gallon! Four years ago in Phoenix it was $1.97! I need moo moo juice!

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s the Swiss Army Man, and he doesn’t need petrol, he has his own.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should be number 1! the best

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    #29

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    FAIL Blog Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fastest thing in the Universe: My hand entering a Pringles can XD

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience the fastest thing in the universe is a toddler who has been asked one of several questions along the lines of: did you have an accident? What are you holding? Or, what's in your mouth?

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    MediumPimpin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a perigrine falcon (aka Hayabusa) take out a pigeon. It was incredible. Those things really come out of nowhere and pigeon feathers went everywhere. It was like seeing a pigeon get hit by a missile.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fastest thing in the universe: my hand grabbing the last candy piece

    Mary Mosher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For heaven's sake, how is it that people haven't figured out to just tip the darned can, and pour some chips into your hand?

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I do it too!! Who's got the time to try n wrestle your hand full of Pringles back out!?!

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    Lorelei Snow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the diameter of a pringles can is way too small. iykyk

    Pamela Tapia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A toddlers hand reaching into that Pringles can will get there faster!

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peregrine's have been clocked at 200 mph...fastest we know of...

    MandiMay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand has a much better success rate

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    #30

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    Sardar Usman Report

    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we can see a tree capturing carbon in real time ..

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of biochemistry. And now I must go throw up.

    Somber Stricken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reminds me of every force field in the MCU

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    #31

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    Claudia Perelli Hentschel Report

    Charles 222
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he be killed anyways? Creature is in the yard minding his own business amd someone wants to brag they didn't kill it ? Such stupidity

    Sabrina Bowen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because his business is destroying the plants we work so hard to grow and nurture. He's literally out there threatening family members safety... He goes!

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    dragons grish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mans rlly fell for the classic defense technique 🤣🤣🤣

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    #32

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    Jay Irvine Report

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard they have believers from around the globe.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've talked to a flat earther(dudes dumb as a box of rocks that just got hit with a hammer until said rocks was turned into pebbles)

    Alex King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just upvoting because this dog is cute!

    commie pinkofag
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    3 years ago

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    Not unlike the faces of godders when they realize it's David and Jonathan and not David and Joanne.

    #33

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    Sardar Usman Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk backwards is Child Labor and Apartheid Mines :D

    boone williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically Neil Armstrong WAS an alien from the moon's perspective

    Eric
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sun spelled backwards is nus... Not sure where I was going with this... Nevermind

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And star spelled backwards is rats. Are stars just rats twinkling in the sky!?!?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk's name always reminds me of the Lectroids' poorly chosen names in Buckaroo Banzai. "This sounds human."

    Buckethead Throwastone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon musk backwards is I HAVE TO GO WASH MY EYES WITH ACID RN

    Bert van Aalsburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations. You have just made the NASA Personnel department's day. They set up that joke so many years ago and you've just delivered the punch line.

    Dean Wolterman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was actually an ALIEN on the moon.

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    #34

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    Elijah Shane Report

    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that because it will kill said person?

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like well technically all plants are edible. But some, unfortunately, only once.

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    Paulo Antonio Moreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All mushrooms are edible. Some just once.

    Viola Yarrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “All mushrooms are edible Some are only edible once”; Terry Pratchet

    Reyn-Guo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also a type of mushroom that will let you see sound and aliens...

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the end of his life alright….however short that may be from eating a poisonous mushroom!

    Jon Good
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessss…. Gooood 🍄💀

    Ryner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, one gallon of gasoline will give you enough calories for the rest of your life.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just won't be able to access them before you die, though!

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    #35

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    Jay Irvine Report

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food falls on the germ, 5 seconds ain't gonna help you lol

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends what it is and how much I have left for me to decide whether I eat it or not

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    #36

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    Ivan Georg Report

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children dont need to be taught about the dangers of geese, geese is quite capable of demonstrating that for them themself.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fckers stole my sammich when I was like 5, bit me too, I’m still not over it. (My mother was in the background screaming „just give it your sandwich and RUN!”)

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    Rowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Swans have teeth too.. Seen them up close. To my face. I think I'm traumatised

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like how it's looking at me

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no scientific proof that children have souls. Certainly all anecdotal evidence suggests the opposite.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: geese are awesome!

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well-fed, people-oriented city geese are awesome. Wild geese are like little t-rexes that scoffed in death's face when the rest of the dinosaurs went extinct

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    #37

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    Claudia Perelli Hentschel Report

    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll be fine, she was brain dead before this.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen pissed off the wrong manager!

    Jonathan Dyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social distancing, first aid in the age of covid.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it will be ok, if it’s not she will comeback from the dead asking for the manager

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Annie ! I only know that from bp

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing a little tape won't fix😆

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could say she lost her head

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    #38

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    For the Greater Glory of Science Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not wish to see the most weasel, because the most weasel is a wolverine.

    Saara-Elina Kaukiainen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that's a stoat. Least weasel is even smaller.

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One is weaselly recognized, the other’s stoatally different. Sorry, I’ll go away now.

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    ShareMusic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they mean mammal carnivore? Lots of things smaller that are carnivores, some insects, fly larvae, etc.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smallest true carnivore, or member of the order carnivora. I was thinking along the same lines as you so I looked it up

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    ATM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should always choose the lesser of two weasels

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, if you scaled them up, weasels would have the biggest skulls and bite muscles of any carnivore. For their size, their bite force is tremendous.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little is more fascinating than watching a weasel in a woodpile.

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to see the Most Weasel just google"Congress." -'90s Jay Leno.

    Sylvia Schmitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it makes sense that Ginny Weasley was taken by the Basilisk.

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    #39

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    Robert Almond Report

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danger, Will Robinson! Our records indicate that your vehicle currently does not have a coverage plan!

    cogadh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, the worst part of these robocalls is they aren't even trying. I get calls about "my" car warranty being out of date or expiring soon all the time. Minor problem with that: I haven't owned a car in over a decade. I'm insulted they can't even do the most basic market research. I mean, Google knows so much about me they could probably tell what direction I wipe my a*s at this point and they sell that info to anyone who wants it real cheap, but these robocallers can't even be bothered to do that and find out if even own a car in the first place! That's just lazy and embarrassing.

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*cking bots, stop spamming my social media feeds >:I

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not smart robots though, that's why my grandparents get spam calls about helping with their student loans which they never had.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend gets the calls about a problem with Windows. She doesn't own a computer. I told her to tell them she only has Doors, no Windows. Of course, she also does not own a car. But if it an actual person, she plays with them until they get frustrated and hang up on her.

    Steffi Cantrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I I get calls all the time to help me with my Medicare. I'm only 35.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get about eight or nine robo calls a day I block them every time but that don't stop them I've got hundreds if not a thousand numbers blocked

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    #40

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    Ryan J Lee Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad :'( [ 39°C right now ]

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are having an unusually warm winter in my city in New Zealand, not far from Antarctica 😔☹️

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    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in norway, and when you feel the ice in the wind it is called sno, not the same as snø. I have felt sno in the air the last few summers, meaning that the polar sheets and ground frost is giving away so fast it penetrates the summer heat. Im so scared, but luckily we have ww3 and the collaps of the economy to distract us from our planets imminent failure to maintain its climate as we know it.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always worry about the animals outside. Bring your pets in! I don’t know how we can help the wildlife ☹️

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Californian I can confirm :(

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow Californian here. I bet you are as irritated as I am that conservatives insist that what is happening here is "normal." It makes me want to scream.

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    Nines Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in 2000: Things cannot go worse [38°C] Me in 2022: We are safe...right...? [46°C as I type this message...]

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we're screwed. Mankind is doomed. We have maybe 100 years left. Tops. Earth will be fine. It'll survive but we won't. Eç

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting to see people from all over the world confirming this, but I still argue with my fellow Americans online about whether this is even happening. I live in California where we have NEVER seen anything like this but no, conservatives insist this is normal and the Supreme Court just kneecapped our Environmental Protection Agency's ability to deal with this crisis.

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We haven't had a normal summer for something like ten years in Helsinki, Finland. When it's sunny it's something like 30°C and even the rainy days are warm. Used to be days above 25°C were rare. As a bonus the winters are either rainy and snowy as heck to the point where streets get frozen up or flooded. As you can guess the sales of air conditioners is skyrocketing.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a storm last night and it is a lovely 18°C outside. It was double that yesterday.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so over this heat wave I prefer to be outside buts its way to hot for all that

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    #41

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    Baum Gabi Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good mortician joke ;D

    Ryner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is but sadly it is not true. Eventually the top of the coffin after a while of decaying will cave in :]

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah he's right. And she's wrong, if your soap is covered in dirt it is definitely not clean. I'd scrap that off before using it, which one reason why bar soap is gross. Makes me think of an old Friends episode where Chandler says soap is self cleaning and Joey says something like (I'm paraphrasing) "next time you take a shower think of the last thing I washed and the first thing you wash"

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh… a bar of soap covered in dirt is not clean….

    Billy Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's wrong, bar soap isn't as clean as you think.

    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 'wrong' should be in italics.

    Lavendar rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have thought the same thing ....

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    #42

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    Claudia Perelli Hentschel Report

    Paul Upton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not a turtle ... it's a tortoise

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT A TURTLE. that right there is a tortoise!

    ATM
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    3 years ago

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    it is a turtle idiot

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a tortoise!! A tortoise!! Why do Americans insist on calling them turtles????? Turtles live in water. Drives me bonkers.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, in German, they're all "Schildkröte" no matter where they live. It doesn't have anythign to do with the "evil Americans", it could just as well be another language than English that doesn#T make the difference and just translates it from there.

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    Ela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A turtle (or tortoise) has sensation in its shell. If you pet them or brush them they can feel it.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think that until not long ago, it was common (where I live at least) to drill a hole into pet turtles' "shells" to keep them on a rope ... 🙁

    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they… you know…

    Keller22
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've figured it all out. And the huge ones grunt loudly as they do the deed.Scared my young daughter when she heard it!

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    Josh Bailey Report

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like me and my kid.

    Riley Warrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my little brother. He always waits until after I lecture him to tell me it was a joke.

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old Navy Joke: when whales mate, the male can produce up to 200 litres of sperm but only 200 milliliters ends up in the female.....

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    annd now THIS exchange is why Yellow is so salty

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person typed 2 long text in the span of one minute?? I'm impressed!

    Liz-ard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jokes that trixes with one word-different meaning often get lost on people that do not have the language as native. This one for example. In my language, the "salty" would have needed to be replaced with "sour" for the joke to make any sense.

    Flopsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little my dad told me it was because people pee in it, and I believed this until I was embarrassingly old.

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    The Darker Side Of Science Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the trees, and algae and the bees <3

    cogadh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trees, algae and bees would not exist of it weren't for the six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains. No soil=trees and plants don't even germinate=nothing for the bees to consume. No rain=no erosion into water bodies=no nutrients for algae to live off of. It all starts with soil and water.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s thank our little ozone layer too while we’re at it and of course gravity for keeping it there.

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's ironic that massive corporate farms are responsible for the loss of tons of topsoil on a regular basis.

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how would the rain remain as liquid water without the sun for heat and atmosphere for insulation/protection?

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six inches? Wow...must not be on the prairies! ;)

    moeless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crops and trees are all made of air. Think about it. Is there a 50 ton deficit of soil where a mighty oak tree stands? Air. Nature is freaky.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we're running out of topsoil. It just keeps getting better.

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    #45

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    John G. Krasnavage Report

    Karen B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As crows are now making their own tools, it's like we are witnessing their stoneage."

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just the concept of zero, but also currency and commerce, human facial recognition, human vocal recognition, object permanence, rudimentary emotional bonding, and they are currently experiencing their own Stone Age and have been widely observed making intricate tools.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes them more intelligent than most politicians!

    Ellen Lanser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they know about one - the one - themselves (or am I too cynical?)

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Hitchcock’s, “The Birds”….. God only knows what else these freaky little ba$tards know….

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hold grudges and have an information network sooo.

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before long, they'll be coming for our jobs.

    PKMN Trainer Link
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a crow talking and it scared me

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    #46

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    Ash Ton Report

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pyramids are landing pads for Goa'uld Cheops class warships.

    Nolgoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching enough of that dude Giorgio A. Tsoukalos's interviews i have determined he is just a stargate superfan. Most of the stuff he talks about comes straight from the shows lol

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    eMpTy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! You can't fool me, it's a Pie Chart!

    Bert van Aalsburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to play to your audience. Students watch during the day. Their parents watch at night.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all you need is a sponsor to put hours of b.s on tv or the radio... gawd knows my husband spends enough time on there to know

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love history channel at night!!! 👽👽👽

    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is the Travel channel, almost all paranormal almost all the time. I almost don't wanna travel anymore 😔

    TheOrangeGrape
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES so I went to the ER one night and, being the history nerd that I am, requested the history channel. This exact thing came on lol

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    #47

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    Crystal Ingram Free Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you centripetal force <3

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it centripetal or centrifugal? I always get those mixed up

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    Mike Schantini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to fall asleep to the earth's rotation

    Steven Blake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every 24 hours, the fun never stops

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    #48

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    Aaron Wyrick Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would bone ;D (we have done it before: remember the Neanderthals?)

    J Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a documentary about this. It was called Star Trek.

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    RJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the documentary series Stargate: SG1 has dealt with this topic.

    Steve Raddish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the follow-up documentary series "Stargate: Atlantis" taught us humans also live in other galaxies.

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    Emmydearest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would still be aliens, technically...

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earth humans would invade, kill/enslave them, and steal their homes. This would be presented as "pre-emptive self defense" and "discovering new worlds".

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because politicians are only 0.01% intelligence they would straight away think they were hostile and order a review into how best to kill them and take their oil.

    Maiun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they'll be more intelligent and less prejudiced than us.

    Bert van Aalsburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what if THEY were from the home planet? And we were the penal colony. It would explain a few things about us.

    Nines Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be like playing the Lotto two different times with the same numbers and win in both cases...

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    ojenabosi Report

    Meg Curry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that day will not be today. Lol

    lololol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big whoop, mine can fit 64

    WOLF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your s**t must really be stretched....

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I ever will be

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you won't, nobody ever will. Our 5 year old past selves will always win.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe 62, one more will be a stretch! XD

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, hear me out. Every planet is named fora Roman god except Uranus. His Roman counterpart was Caelus. So i think William Herschel sees this planet 240 years ago and thinks, I shall name it Caelus for the heavens. And his assistant goes, yeah but wouldn't it be funny to call it Uranus and force everybody to talk about their butts from now to eternity?

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    Jay Irvine Report

    Owen Arman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry what was the question to the ultimate answer?

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    Emo Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The variety of answers in the comments is hilarious. If everyone was right, would the question be: Would you drink petroleum for money? While you think on the answer, would you like anything to drink? Oh, and if you don't know what the answer to life, the universe, and everything you're a terrible person.

    Your local gay frog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal in like 7 states, If you wanna do that go to Florida or something. I'm pretty sure it's fine there 😅

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I'll never... ok...maybe if the money is enough I'll try it :3

    WOLF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, my parents don't know about my powers.

    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    #51

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    Raziel Gardel Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, fascinating! I never knew that!! This is the best one so far.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real question? Because I'm gonna explain anyway. So, as the picture shows, you have a lot of gear on your back and also flippers on. Flippers on your feet are really cumbersome and if you were to get off a (small) boat with your flippers on, they would hit the side of the boat. So you either have to scrunch them up against the railing or don't have them on when you jump and put them on in the water. On larger ships, you usually have a place in the railing where the divers just jump off, where the railing is open. So they can waddle there and just jump in feet first. On smaller dinghies, it's much easier to sit fully equipped and just roll off the side. Also, if you were to stand in such a small thing, you'd literally rock the boat.

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    Johnny McPherson Report

    Hailey Betts
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 because I want to argue and it looks funnier

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    OokiiStaR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 for professionalism, 1 for partying.

    Tessa Merkley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 because we put ties at the base of our necks so...

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't this depend on where he wears his collar?

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a rack of ties along his neck :3

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously number 2. If humans don't wear their ties at the top of their neck, why would this?

    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Does your tie hang low?🎶

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 because you but the tie at the bottom of your neck, not the top

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans also have a neck, even tho its not as long. Nobody ever puts their tie at the top of their neck.. it would get in the soup.

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of them. 1 is too short, 2 is too long. A tie should not be below the waist.

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    #53

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    John Rock Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's safe to say, that neither won.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a day That would have been :D

    les
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an early example of the old adage, to kill two birds with one stone

    #54

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    Claudia Perelli Hentschel Report

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the CD-slot is not a cup holder :3

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a little exe that people emailed around, when you opened it it brought up a little alert window that said, "Coca-Cola has sent you a free cupholder! Click ok to accept" and when you clicked it, it opened the CD drive.

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    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settle down, they had to teach you how to use a spoon.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom went back to college to learn computer stuff before I even graduated middle school, and she would come home at night to teach ME dos. She's almost 70 and probably knows more than the average gen-zer about how a computer works

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The advantage of having two parents who have been computer nerds way before it was cool: Delete all the steps and b***h about games and web design these days instead

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solved my dad’s technical issues with “all the important stuff is around the edges in applications when I’m used to it being in the middle!” 😫 by taking all his applications out of maximized view to sitting in the middle of the screen. He loves it, can’t understand why everyone doesn’t do this. Love him so much 😻

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4a. Write it down! 7a. I thought you wrote it down. 8a. Find a professional with more patience than me. 8b. Yes, you have to pay for that.

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    #55

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    Jay Irvine Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is kelvin basically centigrade but 0 is absolute zero instead of water freeze point?

    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0° C is frozen 100° C is boiling

    Anna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0° Fahrenheit is not that cold and 100° Celsius is perfectly fine in sauna.

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100° C is the boiling point of (impure) water, no where on Earth gets that hot, I think 80° is max.

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    Harry Loyn Report

    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they do return the favour when you clean their hooves...

    Gul Dukat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm rather worried that she doesn't wear an equestrian helmet. Totally unsafe!

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And trousers and boots. And gloves would be good, too

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know some history? The popculture image of Lady Godiva is this naked chick riding on a horse. But actually, that's a mistranslation. The text says she rode through town 'naked of her finery'. Meaning that she was dressed like a commoner instead of like a rich person. She was protesting the harsh taxation her husband was imposing on their peasants, or so the legend goes. Basically, she was like, "Oh yeah? Well, if you're going to be like that, I'm going to stop dressing like your fancy wife whenever I go to town." That was all. She knew it would cause a stir, but she had no idea how we'd still be twisting the story around all these years later

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. Horses themselves do fart an awful lot and they don't care if you're right behind them.

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about camels? I've farted on one....

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you’ve eaten Taco Bell right before you ride.

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    #57

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    Baum Gabi Report

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool band name, too: https://meathoney.bandcamp.com/track/meat-honey-spoken-word-demo

    Woltax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I listened to this. Now my ears are bleeding…😫

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    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, not vegetarian honey then?

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to try meat honey!! wait no, I don't wanna [unalive]

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be the tastiest and most nourishing honey ever.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of the animal is sugary enough to make honey? ._.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even our own human bodies can make sugar from protein. Which, incidentally, is why speed diets get such amazing weight loss results that never last. Only glucose (a sugar) can pass the blood brain barrier to provide the brain with energy, which can be made from both carbohydrates AND proteins but not fat. When we don't eat enough of either in a day the body will turn its own muscle mass into glucose because *not* providing the brain with energy is not an option... Anyway, if we can do it, bees might be able to, too.

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    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we eat it? I know I have never heard of it.

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you really want to annoy the vegetarians. Or the vegan teacher. Or vegans

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegans don't eat honey in the first place but the teacher is a mythic b***h

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    Jay Irvine Report

    NoDak Pirate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cera...Petrie...Ducky...Spike?😭

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg poor Ducky... that little girl was murdered.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see a land before time meme I can't help but think of Judith Barsi 😢

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also plants and a bunch of undergrowth :D

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fossil fuels didn't come from dinosaurs. Its a myth started by a German dude in the 1750s but it sounds cool so it won't go away.

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    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I hate it when I snort giggle😁😁

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    #59

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    Juan José Rodríguez Alfaro Report

    ButterflyMcQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I've no idea what those mean I just heard them as pirate sounds inside my head. Hahahaha

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't actually convert pounds to kilograms. A pound is a unit of FORCE, a kilogram is a unit of MASS. The Metric equivalent of a pound is a Newton.

    #60

    People-Share-The-Darker-Side-Of-Science

    Claudia Perelli Hentschel Report

    OokiiStaR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this and I had time to forget and now I know it all over again... :[

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also cleans my pores while I slumber, beauty sleep! :D

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his name is norman

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They clean your pores. Scientists think it might even be possible that people with skin conditions like acne could be suffering from having too few of them. It also turns out that humans don't transfer them between each other. You only get them from your mother, and you'll keep your specific ones until you die. Genetically, it's pretty tough on demodex, since they remain so isolated from other demodex, and never get to cross-breed. Sunlight kills them, since they have no melanin, so the crawl inside your pores to hide during the day. They only come out at night, and according to one article I read, 'have s3x on your face'. Honestly, I don't think that's as weird as learning how inbred all my buggos are

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may sound weird but... I think it's kinda sweet!

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and like it's excited to give you a hug. Come eat my dead skin like the birbs on a rhino you silly thing

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    Andrew Good
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a face in its mouth

    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't need to know that

    Karen Lyon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They show up within hours of birth.

    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest research on this: https://phys.org/news/2022-06-secret-mites-skin.html

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    Jenna Edwards Report

    Orillion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If survival is the goal, I'll take my chances with climbing. Pretty sure I can beat a hippo at climbing.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippos actually can't swim. They sink to the bottom like a mobster in concrete shoes but they are so powerful they can run almost as fast at the bottom of a river as on land. Google "david attenborough hippos" for some mind blowing footage of them from the BBC running on the bottom of Okavango River.

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you want to survive a triathalon against a hippo, better hope you start with the cycle.

    Dre Mosley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they kill around 500 or so people per year.

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been chased by one once as a kid. Barely made it. I'll never forget :(

    PC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite amazing to me that those big guys can run. Like they weigh a lot and I wouldn't think it possible for something of that weight. To be able to actually run.

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    Tracy Locke Report

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think near enough people see what you did there.

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    Daniel Illingworth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the force pulling the metal toward the magnet and the magnet toward the metal would be equal. What would happen is the arm would bend towards the metal if the magnet was strong enough

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    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the first "perpetual engine" using magnets I've seen. May be the best description of why these just don't work tho. ➡️⬅️ = 0

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up- mark rober make a mini version now please!

    Foxes forever!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he uses bored panda but yeah mark rober we are calling you in for a video (echos)

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    3 years ago

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    #63

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    Jay Irvine Report

    Thomas Biorogue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always done the general maintenance and repairs on my own vehicles. Oil changes, new brakes, new water pump, starter, that type of stuff. But our cars were older and easier to work on, I still have my 1993 GMC truck for just THIS reason. We bought my wife a new car and I went to change the oil when it was time and literally had to look up on YouTube where the damn oil filter was. Spent 30 minutes under the car trying to find it. Ridiculous.

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cars now require you to remove the front bumper, just to change a dumb lightbulb :(

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube is severely underrated and underappreciated as an educational tool. Its three biggest strengths are 1) its visual so some weirdo can't get away with telling you the squirrel is powering the engine because you can see the pistons going up and down, 2)a simple search can usually find exactly what you need, and 3)it is readily available and free. Need a 3 minute primer on how to cut onions - watch this one. You need a full course on how to become a data scientist - watch this channel of sequential 2 hour videos that take you from basic math to designing our own AI. Its 2AM, you've never fixed a thing in your life, and need to jumpstart a 1903 Model-T to escape the zombies - here's a 30 second video on how to start that car.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything more complex than a steam motor is a marvel of technology :D

    #64

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    Vladi_Jerkov , twitter.com Report

    Party Poison (They/Them)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No creep or stalker is "best"! They all are privacy invading POS! The fact that this got 40K likes is disturbing!

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    Woltax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that in connection with his profile picture…😱

    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s from a mini-series that was on the Sci-fi channel called Channel Zero. Still creepy though.

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    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think that is pretty smart. Be careful what you post people.

    Boreddd🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew people named Vladimir have problems. First Putin, then this random kid in camp(bully), then this guy right here

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    Wally Bomgaars Report

    Jerry Mathers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly the human politician secretes feces when they speak. However the crustaceans have been shown to both be more intelligent and classier than their human equivalent.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Efficient? Yes, Effective? Yes, Effused? Yes, Effortful? Yes, Effluent? Yes, Is this list necessary? Of course not ;D

    David Gripon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely get the message if another human peed in my face too.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the tastiest part of a lobster so... do we like eating lobster pee or is it coincidental?

    #66

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    Ray Rees Report

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rip currents, sharks, squids, jellies... leave the ocean to the professionals (surfers, you're welcome).

    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't go into the shower when there is a tiny spider in the corner, but the ocean? Yeah, shut up and hand me those trunks.

    RJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And more importantly... where do they pee?

    Via Hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been terrified of the ocean since I was 9. I’m almost 19…

    Dre Mosley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The oceans is 7 miles deep at its deepest point. Probably all kinds of stuff in there we've never seen.

    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let alone the fact that we’ve barely explored the ocean. Wonder what’s at the bottom of the Mariana Trench….. hmm.

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    #67

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    Jay Irvine Report

    Miklós Nagy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP: "math was invented 500 BC." Kushim, who wrote his record transactions of barley 3200 BC:

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the bloke who has recorded customer complaints? If so, brilliant! If not, still brilliant of course

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When was the Zero invented by the Aztecs? :o

    Paulo Antonio Moreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think only Brazilians would understand this post. See why: https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazar%C3%A9_Confusa

    #68

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    Shawn Strohman Report

    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if we could all agree on a set of standard international measurements, clothes manufacturers would still be like 'this waistband measures exactly 34 inches, what size should we put on the label, 30 or 42?'

    Nevid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Even if we could all agree on a set of standard international measurements", dude we HAVE agreed on a set of standard international measurements. That's literally the name of the SI.

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Royal" measurements getting ignored by the rest of the world (also not pictured: Japan) (:

    #69

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    Charles Clark Report

    Glasia van Duivels
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot the pyramide scheme at work even though no brick is involved except the one you throw at your lousy boss.

    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the ones in Egypt are the only ones built by aliens?

    #70

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    Chetan Shah Report

    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those who don't get it: "Onion", which was cut into about 1/5 of the way, and a "pi" was inserted. So: "O-pi-nion." Opinion.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logically, I knew that was a pi. But my husband is Jewish, so I speak a (very) tiny bit of Hebrew. And pi looks very similar to the Hebrew letter chai. So that's the first place my mind always goes, lol. Which means it took me a few minutes to figure this one out.😂😂😂😂

    Karen Lyon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you can come hang out with my youngest brother. He's a math geek with just that sense of humor. You'd get along great!

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