This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts
It’s no secret that science has accelerated the progress of humanity. Without the curious minds that seek to explore our surroundings, we wouldn’t have the breakthroughs and discoveries that created the world we live in today. But while our fascination with biology, physics, chemistry, and other captivating fields shows no signs of fading, not every practice is worth celebrating.
Some scientific advancements shock us with their mysterious and uncanny nature. But if we take a deeper look, they can be plenty entertaining too! So let us introduce you to a Facebook group called 'The Darker Side Of Science.' This online community is all about discussing the lesser-known methods that may not sit so well today, and sharing some science-related laughs along the way. "Bad experiments, worse scientists, studies you wish to god you could unsee, and much, much more," the admins write in the description, providing space for the interestingly weird and equally hilarious.
Our science-loving team has gone through their feed and collected some of the geekiest memes and jokes to share with you all. Enjoy scrolling through this hilarious compilation and be sure to hit upvote on your favorite ones. Keep reading to also find our in-depth interview about our fascination with mysterious things with licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews. And if you’re in the mood for some lighter scientific content, check out our previous publication filled with science memes right over here.
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theres areleady a squrril themed superhero
Load More Replies...Nope, it's been debunked many times. In those photos they are actually scratching their body, you can see the blur in their feet which indicate faster movement than the rest of their body.
This fact is correct in my world. I will die wrong if I have to
Load More Replies...Laughing my socks off at this, especially as "I Need A Hero" has just started playing on the random mix on my music player! LOL
"I Need a Hero"...and imagine the underwhelmed feeling when a bunch of squirrels show up...
Load More Replies...I would install those garbage bins at the entrance to the park, and a tourist who would not know how to use them wouldn't be allowed into the park.
Tourists that on several occasions have demonstrated the Theory of Evolution by falling into Everything bellow their line of sight (:
The same tourists that try to take a selfie with a bear would have no chance at using a bear proof garbage bin
In 1994 I saw a dumb tourist in the campground in Yosemite. He signed off on locking his coolers in the bear-proof boxes, did not do so, putting them in the back of his van. Bears know what is in coolers, vans are no match for bears. The rear of the van was demolished, the coolers shredded. The Park police booted and towed the van to impound, and a ranger told me it would have to be towed about 80 miles to the nearest repair shop. Cost for stupidity was a fine before a Federal magistrate, tow charge to impound, repairs. Estimate well over $3000 USD. Aaand, The guy's insurance company probably wouldn't pay for it, because, duh, he signed off on the proper procedure.
Even though 'The Darker Side Of Science' group over on Facebook has only recently celebrated its first birthday, it has gained a strong foothold on the platform. More than 424k members swiftly share or eagerly wait for new shocking and humorous posts to grace their feeds. But the whopping number of people fascinated with bizarre scientific practices begs the question, why are we so engaged with uncanny things in life? Dr. Jesse Matthews, a licensed clinical psychologist based in Chester Springs, PA, explained that we humans are simply drawn to the dark and mysterious.
"We find human nature to be fascinating, particularly things we don’t understand like organized crime, cults, or conspiracies. And of course, this applies to things other than humans, like Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, demon possession, or the Bermuda Triangle," he told Bored Panda.
The psychologist pointed out that anything that's challenging for us to understand seems to capture our interest. "This certainly explains the popularity of the true crime genre of TV, books, podcasts, and movies. This is a great outlet for many people to look at the darker side of life or to think about things we don’t easily understand," he added.
Yes "Kaylee", enjoy all your melted lead in the meantime tho.
Load More Replies...It's so funny how religious interpretation is always directed to suit the desired result. How about "the fire occurring at all is evidence that God doesn't exist."
Right? God's only powerful enough to save one cross in an entire cathedral full of crosses?
Load More Replies...Charcoal burns at 1100 C, up to 2200 C with air blowing through it (think forge). In this case I think the fire department got water on the wood before it converted to charcoal and bumped the heat up high enough to melt stuff.
Grady'sRaider is completely right. A small camp fire might burn around 600, but a large structure will easily get hot enough to melt gold. I think another thing that the OP didn't take into consideration is if God can save the altar, what stopped him from saving the rest of the church?
Load More Replies...Part of me wants to yell "Where is your god now!!!", but that would probably be rude.
Yeah goood call ^^; as a Christian i thank you
Load More Replies...She was too preoccupied to even observe that the walls are still standing.
I know I might get some downvotes from people who think I'm wrong, but .999 repeating is equal to one, there is no ".001". Doubters? There is a passable Wikipedia article titled ".999..." that explains it. (PS, I know this post is a joke, not a treatise. Just thought I would clear up a misconception while I have the chance. I am old, and it was only about 5 years ago that I learned this fact.)
Or "Let them eat cake"? 🤔 (Misattributed to her I know🙃)
Load More Replies...It's my second favourite, after that one that says: pie I have already eaten / pie I did not eat yet. It gets double points for the pun so it can't be beaten - it's science!
Load More Replies...One reason we pay attention to the abnormal and seek to understand mysterious things is that we are hardwired to observe and try to make sense of our surroundings, Dr. Matthews said. "This is certainly true in our environment, as it is important to take notice of potential threats, even though survival isn’t something most people need to be concerned about."
"This explains anxiety, though, which relates to us worrying about potential threats or perceiving things as threatening that may not be," he continued. "Not everyone has an issue with anxiety, of course, but we all pay attention to our surroundings and make some effort to make sense of them. This may also apply to things we find to be mysterious, as we have an innate desire to want to understand." Dr. Matthews added that when it comes to rarer or less common things in life, our interest could jump to a whole new level.
I would love to have more bats. They eat mosquitoes. Mosquitoes carry all kinds of diseases
Bats do too though. Nevertheless, both are part of a healthy ecosystem and we humans have to stop shaking the viral tree, using David Quammens analogy for it, because all sorts of things- zoonotic diseases - fall out of it.
Load More Replies...hoa i believe is homeowners association and they set rules and tell you what to do with the outside of your house
Load More Replies...Federal protection won't prevent elimination of the bat roost - it will only require care in its removal such that bats aren't killed. HOA and neighbors could still pursue owner for costs of removal - especially if they were warned - of of obvious disturbance to quiet enjoyment of their own properties.
Ah, now you have to disturb the revenge fantasies of so many home owners, 😆. But it did sound too good to be true!
Load More Replies...They also eat a lot of bad bugs. Some good bugs, too. But I personally like bats.
I would do that even though I don't have an HOA, but there's not enough bats 💔💔💔💔
Are the scientists sure they understood that tactic in the right way? Maybe the pandas aim to look more cuddly so noone will want to harm them any more?
The animators making Turning Red took this into account (it's a movie about a young girl who turns into a giant red panda when she experiences stressful emotions)- when MeiMei turns into the red panda and freaks out, she throws her giant paws in the air before she runs away
All I can see is “pick me up…wanna hug!” I make the exact same mistake with my cats showing me their tummy for scritches. One shredded arm later, “so it wasn’t actually an invitation.”
Every single night! Cat owners fall for this 0.99999999999 % of the time.
Load More Replies...Yup, since they are searching for sighs of intelligent *extraterrestrial* life... Although I will admit finding actual intelligence among Humans can be hard.
Of course, life isn’t only black and white. What may seem dark and dangerous to one person could be totally captivating to another. We were curious to learn more about our tendency to label things to certain categories and see them as binary opposites. "It is 100% true that we should try not to see life in a simple, binary fashion," Dr. Matthews told us. "I would argue that seeing things this way is a large part of many of our problems today."
They are sheltering from the sun, it's normal behaviour.
Load More Replies...Large windmills are often built in places where there are little to no trees. Trees slow down/block the wind so the mills can't turn. Sometimes this is because they were chopped down but more often its because trees can't grow there. If you drive around the Western US, you will see wind farms on ridges spinning and making the world a better place. 1/2 mile away you'll see a farmhouse and its outbuilding surrounding on all 4 sides with trees. Trees don't naturally grow on large swaths of the plains (that's why they are called the plains and not the forests) so they have to be planted special. These special trees are planted to block the blowing snow and more importantly the wind itself. Hearing a 20 mph wind with rarely a day of rest can shatter your psyche. If you google Wyoming windsock you will see people actually use chains because the wind blows so hard and these special trees are strong enough to not be knocked over.
It's also why the sheep are seeking shade there. Even if there were trees next to it (that could magically grow in that poor quality ground, not get eaten, and instantly grow to a height that they provided useful shade) the sheep would not shelter under them. Sheep are preyed upon and will move to open, light and uphill ground as their main concern is being predated upon. They won;t go into forest with undergrowth because they don't know what is in there that could attack them and it will be full of flies and other insects which will literally eat them alive. Instead they will see shade in the open where there is wind to keep the flies and insects off - clearly a wind turnbine has been built there because it it an area prone to winds so it looks ideal. If they went in the forest, the woods would stop the breeze and favour the insects that infest sheep.
Load More Replies...As others pointed, this places seem very harsh for trees - apparently only bushes can stand it. And good luck planting new trees where goats graze. But providing shadow for cattle is essential for good production. So, weather and local regulations permitting, one should try plant trees.
A high open roof with no sides would be best. Sheep will not naturally go into building for fear of becoming tapped.
Load More Replies...They call them the Plains, for a reason. Not a place where trees grown well...just small scraggly ones here and there.
*shoulders ax* ok... i guess there's a dentist who I can live without
Load More Replies...Fine by me. Told my kid that I want to be minced and put on the compost heap when I die.
I told mine just to go ahead and cremate me then add to the cat little since I’m already their b***h while alive, they might as well s**t on me when I’m dead.
Load More Replies...Here's some information on care if you ever come across one: https://www.seriouslyfish.com/species/taenioides-cirratus/
Load More Replies...I honestly didn't think someone would comment this but here you are.
Load More Replies...For those interested: it's a Worm Goby (this one appears to be Taenioides cirratus), they're small (under 30cm) and feed on small crustaceans in muddy estuaries.
When God has leftover animal parts and the devil gets a hold of them. Exhibit A: the platypus
Dude. Australia is the best place to live. I've lived here since I was 3, forty years, and I have not yet even come close to death by creature. The positives of this awesome country outweigh the negatives by a shitload!!
Load More Replies...Well, the Island of Dr Moreau was shot here in Oz. It's a big place. The world only sees the critters we know about. There's a lot we don't know about and I have no idea how many or how big they get. Anyhoo - keeps daily life interesting.
The psychologist stressed that life is full of gray areas, and we oversimplify things by seeing them as black and white. "Whether we’re talking about people, places, situations, or even ourselves, seeing the positives and the negatives helps us to see the fuller picture and gives us a better perspective than making quick and likely unfair judgments. Failing to see the gray in ourselves and our own lives is problematic and can lead to issues like perfectionism, unrealistic expectations, anxiety, or depression. In fact, helping people to think in less black and white terms is probably one of the main things I do as a therapist," he revealed.
I've seem a similar skeleton depiction on some crazy looking animal that looked scary, and the skeleton actually belonged to a furry bunny rabbit
Yes, I think it was on bored panda recently, super cute
Load More Replies...It makes you wonder what dinosaurs really looked like. All we have is an educated guess.
Well yes, but there's a lot to learn from studying *today's* animals and the correspondence between their bone structure and "padded" look. Which scientists have been doing, so modern depictions of fossil animals are way more accurate than historic ones.
Load More Replies...Cute, but they kill over 500 people a year. More than lions and tigers. But fewer than Americans.
Fun fact: italian bats don't sing "country roads", they in fact yell "MARCOOO!" to which their pray responds with "POLOOOO!".
no they actually say "TELL ME WHY" to which prey responds "AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE"
Load More Replies...Useless fun fact - he's the only artist to have the official state song for two different states (this one for West Virginia and Rocky Mtn High for Colorado).
Load More Replies...Evolution led it to sweep walls and ceilings. The next step for it woul be to fly
Possums used to party on my roof in New Zealand. Noisy little beggars.
Load More Replies..."Seeing the gray areas can be helpful as well for helping us to deal with life," Dr. Matthews said. "This allows us to see the bigger picture and to have more information to go off of when making decisions, but can also help us to have a healthier perspective."
As an example, he mentioned that being able to see good things in difficult situations, as well as finding humor in the face of unfortunate problems can help us cope. "It’s also healthy and positive to be able to laugh at ourselves. It helps us to accept ourselves as imperfect and to take ourselves less seriously."
it just shows that George Clooney would do anything not to date women hiss own age :D
Um... How about the first 30 minutes of The Martian? A 200km wind on Earth will pick-up and throw a car...on Mars, were you walking around (safely) without a suit, would feel like a gentle breeze. In a Martian Dust storm, you are not blinded, although the electrostatic nature of the dust will make it stick to your face plate. Even with a self-sealing suit, an astronaut impaled on an areial like that will have severe frostbite at the wound site, and into the body, if (s)he can not extricate him/herself before the -60 night falls. The dust storm(s) would also not prevent launch of anything from the surface, although it would make LANDING very risky, etc... That being said, I still enjoyed it immensely!
Also Sandra Bullocks characters somehow floats in the opposite direction after George Clooney let's go. So basically both characters were being pulled in opposite directions by absolutely nothing.
This movie annoyed me, and i was a kid when i first watched it. Knew it was garbage 💀
Here is the stupidest film scene I have ever seen. And I know literally nothing about science. In "Ad Astra", Brad Pitt & colleague enter a ghost space ship, loooking for the missing crew. (Yeah, ghost ships have never been a good idea....). In their space suits, they float through the dark, lonely ship. All is quiet, dark, spooky, inexplicably empty. Until Brad Pitt's colleague is attacked by a starving lab baboon. Because of course. Baboons survive in outer space without any suits on.
I have multiple huge issues (many having to do with physics) with Gravity. I wrote three blog posts on it. This point (which is true) didn't even make the cut.
Exactly! If I had 9 lives, I'd sure as hell waste a few by doing dumb stuff!!
Load More Replies...In seventh grade my science teacher scared the s**t outa me by pretending to be another teacher who did EVERYTHING wrong (preformed with an experiment that was safe to screw up dw)
Really? It's so obviously a sandal. Made out of three penises.
It's the penis version of those Cadillacs in Texas!
Load More Replies...Is this science because it's an object made of atoms? Or because we see it with our eyes and brains (which definitely think it looks like d***s)?
I saw a dude drowning, then d***s, then, finally, after checking the comments, I saw the sandals. My brain is broken💀
Load More Replies...The Facebook group in question is a perfect example of just how brightly light can shine in the darkness. The members of this community share opinions and participate in discussions about crooked scientists, dire experiments, and questionable studies and add a fun twist while they’re at it. And as we all know, laughter is the best medicine, and the best way to take is to chuckle at things we can easily relate to.
Fun fact: The people tweeting these messages are all different results on the Myers-Briggs personality quiz.
And a common complaint people make about pineapple pizza is that fruit doesn't belong on pizza ;)
It can be, but it is not a must. Some women prefer, money, status and power in a man, that seems like the reality here. I don't here nor see this about good looking males.
Load More Replies...They are also more likely to actually pay attention and try to make her happy?
My husband was a Ringling clown. He had a Roman nose - it roamed all over his face. He was shorter and thinner. He had a 165 IQ. But he could make me laugh. Other women adored him as well. A good friend of our was 6'2", blonde hair, blue eyes, muscles for days, and he worked with elephants. He had a huge crush on me, and routinely asked my husband what his secret was when it came to attracting women. Our friend was a sweetheart, but he got teased a lot.
Same with so called "ugly" women. Gotta have a good personality and be funny to have fine men.
First of all, you are ugly for assuming that those " ugly dudes" are really ugly. They may have something going or them, girls like you will never know.. the hot girls must be tired of all the fawning and good looking guys after them, because of how they look. Some girls, most really, want to be loved, appreciated and have a great laugh ! A man that looks in the mirror more than you, would be a big no way!
Yes. But he seemed to have a blast while telling the joke
Load More Replies...I think you're the bad guy for saying "my wife and I's friend" instead of "my wife's and my friend."
What's wrong with "our friend"? Why use 5 words when you can use 2? ;-)
Load More Replies...Sure, but the Manhattan project was producing fission, not fusion. So maybe a 8/10 joke
It's funny, but first I had to get past "My wife and I's friend..." Shudder
"I's" is not a contraction of "I" and "is". It's a possessive, one word, one awkward, grammatically incorrect word.
"Finding or seeking out humor is actually a great coping skill," Dr. Matthews added. "Whether it’s noticing or pointing out something funny about a current or past situation or whether it’s watching a funny TV show or movie, standup comedy, or funny videos or memes, I think it’s very healthy." The psychologist also mentioned that for many people, humor played a big part in helping them get through the pandemic and the political and social issues of the last few years.
Both crocodiles and hippopotamuses can swim *and* run faster than you, so you'd have to be a damn good biker to even stand a chance
Just saw a movie trailer for a shark (or maybe more than one, honestly was so stunned at the insanity of it that I can't remember) that learned how to "swim" through sand, and dirt, so...
True and does it on purpose ( my dog will just seat there staring at me)
Load More Replies...And then what? It can't go and enjoy the kitchen, the couch, Better Call Saul. Memo to self: for a fun night at home - don't use head as door.
But someone mite think that's a good weekend and enjoy it when company comes a knocking on forehead
Load More Replies...!!!WARNING!!! If any pandas are affected by Trypophobia, you might want to scroll past as this may be a trigger!
It also has cats, and dogs, and lots of babies, would recommend to my friends <3
Damn! I forgot to warn the Earthlings that there’s a comet headed towards them. Hopefully, they’ll figure out a way to deal with it as soon as they discover it.
When people are dealing with particular situations in their lives, Dr. Matthews always encourages them to think about different perspectives and look at these incidents in different ways. Moreover, he suggested that writing them out in a notebook or on your laptop helps people see them more clearly.
"For example, thinking about whether there is any humor to be found in the situation or anything positive. I might ask them to list three potential positives, or even just one if they’re hard to find. This can be a helpful exercise for seeing the gray areas more often, which is an important skill to have in life," he concluded.
Get a group of sassy drag queens. Probably the same effect
Load More Replies...She is amazing! We had a massive thunderstorm here yesterday. I walked outside after it stopped and there were thousands of tiny moths flying around. Clouds of them. I told my blind friend about them, and though she couldn't see them, she walked outside where they were hitting her in the face, and as she was telling me that she could feel them, she had 30 or 40 of them fly in her mouth. We both had a good laugh.
Isn‘t it fascinating how it could be that one random animal just looks like another random animal?
Cute how OKWildlifeDept is so much funnier and more charming than the state government
I wish I could upvote this more lol I happen to be from OK.
Load More Replies...I guess they mean bug repellent and not insecticide?
Load More Replies...Also, "bear spray" sounds a lot like "hairspray." Not making that mistake again.
MIL had flea spray next to the can of Dog OFF. Guess what happened to Rex the Wonder Dog.
Load More Replies...Metal Dinosaurs playing tiny guitars with their tiny claws? Disney, I have a pitch to you :D
They already exist. This Band is called Heavysaurus
Load More Replies...But more seriously, since fossilized feather imprints were found, surely if dinos had fur, we could have found hair imprints by this time? Or at least we wouldn't have found such neat skin imprints?
Glad to see Harry Potter finally managed to master that spell to fix his eyesight.
producer for TNG, "Picard is bald, wouldn't hey have a cure for baldness in the future" Roddenberry "In the future they won't care about baldness" *we could correct his vision just as easily as growing back a new bone, but...shrug...*
Load More Replies...And why is milk $3.38 a gallon! Four years ago in Phoenix it was $1.97! I need moo moo juice!
Load More Replies...In my experience the fastest thing in the universe is a toddler who has been asked one of several questions along the lines of: did you have an accident? What are you holding? Or, what's in your mouth?
Load More Replies...I've seen a perigrine falcon (aka Hayabusa) take out a pigeon. It was incredible. Those things really come out of nowhere and pigeon feathers went everywhere. It was like seeing a pigeon get hit by a missile.
Peregrine's have been clocked at 200 mph...fastest we know of...
Load More Replies...Fastest thing in the universe: my hand grabbing the last candy piece
For heaven's sake, how is it that people haven't figured out to just tip the darned can, and pour some chips into your hand?
That's how I do it too!! Who's got the time to try n wrestle your hand full of Pringles back out!?!
Load More Replies...A toddlers hand reaching into that Pringles can will get there faster!
Peregrine's have been clocked at 200 mph...fastest we know of...
When you’re in the hex and the trees start glitching. Wanda:
Why would he be killed anyways? Creature is in the yard minding his own business amd someone wants to brag they didn't kill it ? Such stupidity
Because his business is destroying the plants we work so hard to grow and nurture. He's literally out there threatening family members safety... He goes!
Load More Replies...I've talked to a flat earther(dudes dumb as a box of rocks that just got hit with a hammer until said rocks was turned into pebbles)
Well, technically Neil Armstrong WAS an alien from the moon's perspective
And sun spelled backwards is nus... Not sure where I was going with this... Nevermind
And star spelled backwards is rats. Are stars just rats twinkling in the sky!?!?
Elon Musk's name always reminds me of the Lectroids' poorly chosen names in Buckaroo Banzai. "This sounds human."
Elon musk backwards is I HAVE TO GO WASH MY EYES WITH ACID RN
Congratulations. You have just made the NASA Personnel department's day. They set up that joke so many years ago and you've just delivered the punch line.
Like well technically all plants are edible. But some, unfortunately, only once.
Load More Replies...There is also a type of mushroom that will let you see sound and aliens...
All the end of his life alright….however short that may be from eating a poisonous mushroom!
Also, one gallon of gasoline will give you enough calories for the rest of your life.
You just won't be able to access them before you die, though!
Load More Replies...It depends what it is and how much I have left for me to decide whether I eat it or not
Load More Replies...Children dont need to be taught about the dangers of geese, geese is quite capable of demonstrating that for them themself.
Fckers stole my sammich when I was like 5, bit me too, I’m still not over it. (My mother was in the background screaming „just give it your sandwich and RUN!”)
Load More Replies...I see no scientific proof that children have souls. Certainly all anecdotal evidence suggests the opposite.
Well-fed, people-oriented city geese are awesome. Wild geese are like little t-rexes that scoffed in death's face when the rest of the dinosaurs went extinct
Load More Replies...I think it will be ok, if it’s not she will comeback from the dead asking for the manager
You do not wish to see the most weasel, because the most weasel is a wolverine.
How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One is weaselly recognized, the other’s stoatally different. Sorry, I’ll go away now.
Load More Replies...Don't they mean mammal carnivore? Lots of things smaller that are carnivores, some insects, fly larvae, etc.
Smallest true carnivore, or member of the order carnivora. I was thinking along the same lines as you so I looked it up
Load More Replies...Apparently, if you scaled them up, weasels would have the biggest skulls and bite muscles of any carnivore. For their size, their bite force is tremendous.
If you want to see the Most Weasel just google"Congress." -'90s Jay Leno.
Danger, Will Robinson! Our records indicate that your vehicle currently does not have a coverage plan!
To me, the worst part of these robocalls is they aren't even trying. I get calls about "my" car warranty being out of date or expiring soon all the time. Minor problem with that: I haven't owned a car in over a decade. I'm insulted they can't even do the most basic market research. I mean, Google knows so much about me they could probably tell what direction I wipe my a*s at this point and they sell that info to anyone who wants it real cheap, but these robocallers can't even be bothered to do that and find out if even own a car in the first place! That's just lazy and embarrassing.
Load More Replies...You can enter their numbers on Reportthecall.com
Load More Replies...They're not smart robots though, that's why my grandparents get spam calls about helping with their student loans which they never had.
My best friend gets the calls about a problem with Windows. She doesn't own a computer. I told her to tell them she only has Doors, no Windows. Of course, she also does not own a car. But if it an actual person, she plays with them until they get frustrated and hang up on her.
Or I I get calls all the time to help me with my Medicare. I'm only 35.
I get about eight or nine robo calls a day I block them every time but that don't stop them I've got hundreds if not a thousand numbers blocked
We are having an unusually warm winter in my city in New Zealand, not far from Antarctica 😔☹️
Load More Replies...I live in norway, and when you feel the ice in the wind it is called sno, not the same as snø. I have felt sno in the air the last few summers, meaning that the polar sheets and ground frost is giving away so fast it penetrates the summer heat. Im so scared, but luckily we have ww3 and the collaps of the economy to distract us from our planets imminent failure to maintain its climate as we know it.
Fellow Californian here. I bet you are as irritated as I am that conservatives insist that what is happening here is "normal." It makes me want to scream.
Load More Replies...Me in 2000: Things cannot go worse [38°C] Me in 2022: We are safe...right...? [46°C as I type this message...]
Interesting to see people from all over the world confirming this, but I still argue with my fellow Americans online about whether this is even happening. I live in California where we have NEVER seen anything like this but no, conservatives insist this is normal and the Supreme Court just kneecapped our Environmental Protection Agency's ability to deal with this crisis.
We haven't had a normal summer for something like ten years in Helsinki, Finland. When it's sunny it's something like 30°C and even the rainy days are warm. Used to be days above 25°C were rare. As a bonus the winters are either rainy and snowy as heck to the point where streets get frozen up or flooded. As you can guess the sales of air conditioners is skyrocketing.
There was a storm last night and it is a lovely 18°C outside. It was double that yesterday.
I'm so over this heat wave I prefer to be outside buts its way to hot for all that
It is but sadly it is not true. Eventually the top of the coffin after a while of decaying will cave in :]
Load More Replies...Nah he's right. And she's wrong, if your soap is covered in dirt it is definitely not clean. I'd scrap that off before using it, which one reason why bar soap is gross. Makes me think of an old Friends episode where Chandler says soap is self cleaning and Joey says something like (I'm paraphrasing) "next time you take a shower think of the last thing I washed and the first thing you wash"
That is a tortoise!! A tortoise!! Why do Americans insist on calling them turtles????? Turtles live in water. Drives me bonkers.
Dude, in German, they're all "Schildkröte" no matter where they live. It doesn't have anythign to do with the "evil Americans", it could just as well be another language than English that doesn#T make the difference and just translates it from there.
Load More Replies...A turtle (or tortoise) has sensation in its shell. If you pet them or brush them they can feel it.
To think that until not long ago, it was common (where I live at least) to drill a hole into pet turtles' "shells" to keep them on a rope ... 🙁
They've figured it all out. And the huge ones grunt loudly as they do the deed.Scared my young daughter when she heard it!
Load More Replies...Me and my little brother. He always waits until after I lecture him to tell me it was a joke.
Load More Replies...Old Navy Joke: when whales mate, the male can produce up to 200 litres of sperm but only 200 milliliters ends up in the female.....
This person typed 2 long text in the span of one minute?? I'm impressed!
The trees, algae and bees would not exist of it weren't for the six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains. No soil=trees and plants don't even germinate=nothing for the bees to consume. No rain=no erosion into water bodies=no nutrients for algae to live off of. It all starts with soil and water.
Load More Replies...Let’s thank our little ozone layer too while we’re at it and of course gravity for keeping it there.
And how would the rain remain as liquid water without the sun for heat and atmosphere for insulation/protection?
Not just the concept of zero, but also currency and commerce, human facial recognition, human vocal recognition, object permanence, rudimentary emotional bonding, and they are currently experiencing their own Stone Age and have been widely observed making intricate tools.
they know about one - the one - themselves (or am I too cynical?)
Load More Replies...Reminds me of Hitchcock’s, “The Birds”….. God only knows what else these freaky little ba$tards know….
They hold grudges and have an information network sooo.
Load More Replies...Watching enough of that dude Giorgio A. Tsoukalos's interviews i have determined he is just a stargate superfan. Most of the stuff he talks about comes straight from the shows lol
Load More Replies...You have to play to your audience. Students watch during the day. Their parents watch at night.
all you need is a sponsor to put hours of b.s on tv or the radio... gawd knows my husband spends enough time on there to know
My favorite is the Travel channel, almost all paranormal almost all the time. I almost don't wanna travel anymore 😔
YES so I went to the ER one night and, being the history nerd that I am, requested the history channel. This exact thing came on lol
Is it centripetal or centrifugal? I always get those mixed up
Load More Replies...We would bone ;D (we have done it before: remember the Neanderthals?)
I saw a documentary about this. It was called Star Trek.
Load More Replies...And the follow-up documentary series "Stargate: Atlantis" taught us humans also live in other galaxies.
Load More Replies...Earth humans would invade, kill/enslave them, and steal their homes. This would be presented as "pre-emptive self defense" and "discovering new worlds".
And what if THEY were from the home planet? And we were the penal colony. It would explain a few things about us.
It would be like playing the Lotto two different times with the same numbers and win in both cases...
No you won't, nobody ever will. Our 5 year old past selves will always win.
Okay, hear me out. Every planet is named fora Roman god except Uranus. His Roman counterpart was Caelus. So i think William Herschel sees this planet 240 years ago and thinks, I shall name it Caelus for the heavens. And his assistant goes, yeah but wouldn't it be funny to call it Uranus and force everybody to talk about their butts from now to eternity?
Sorry what was the question to the ultimate answer?
Load More Replies...The variety of answers in the comments is hilarious. If everyone was right, would the question be: Would you drink petroleum for money? While you think on the answer, would you like anything to drink? Oh, and if you don't know what the answer to life, the universe, and everything you're a terrible person.
It's illegal in like 7 states, If you wanna do that go to Florida or something. I'm pretty sure it's fine there 😅
Oh, fascinating! I never knew that!! This is the best one so far.
Real question? Because I'm gonna explain anyway. So, as the picture shows, you have a lot of gear on your back and also flippers on. Flippers on your feet are really cumbersome and if you were to get off a (small) boat with your flippers on, they would hit the side of the boat. So you either have to scrunch them up against the railing or don't have them on when you jump and put them on in the water. On larger ships, you usually have a place in the railing where the divers just jump off, where the railing is open. So they can waddle there and just jump in feet first. On smaller dinghies, it's much easier to sit fully equipped and just roll off the side. Also, if you were to stand in such a small thing, you'd literally rock the boat.
Load More Replies...1 because I want to argue and it looks funnier
Load More Replies...2 because you but the tie at the bottom of your neck, not the top
There used to be a little exe that people emailed around, when you opened it it brought up a little alert window that said, "Coca-Cola has sent you a free cupholder! Click ok to accept" and when you clicked it, it opened the CD drive.
Load More Replies...My mom went back to college to learn computer stuff before I even graduated middle school, and she would come home at night to teach ME dos. She's almost 70 and probably knows more than the average gen-zer about how a computer works
Solved my dad’s technical issues with “all the important stuff is around the edges in applications when I’m used to it being in the middle!” 😫 by taking all his applications out of maximized view to sitting in the middle of the screen. He loves it, can’t understand why everyone doesn’t do this. Love him so much 😻
Is kelvin basically centigrade but 0 is absolute zero instead of water freeze point?
100° C is the boiling point of (impure) water, no where on Earth gets that hot, I think 80° is max.
Load More Replies...I'm rather worried that she doesn't wear an equestrian helmet. Totally unsafe!
And trousers and boots. And gloves would be good, too
Load More Replies...Wanna know some history? The popculture image of Lady Godiva is this naked chick riding on a horse. But actually, that's a mistranslation. The text says she rode through town 'naked of her finery'. Meaning that she was dressed like a commoner instead of like a rich person. She was protesting the harsh taxation her husband was imposing on their peasants, or so the legend goes. Basically, she was like, "Oh yeah? Well, if you're going to be like that, I'm going to stop dressing like your fancy wife whenever I go to town." That was all. She knew it would cause a stir, but she had no idea how we'd still be twisting the story around all these years later
Yeah. I think the other way is better. Sorry.
Load More Replies...Fair enough. Horses themselves do fart an awful lot and they don't care if you're right behind them.
Cool band name, too: https://meathoney.bandcamp.com/track/meat-honey-spoken-word-demo
I'd love to try meat honey!! wait no, I don't wanna [unalive]
Even our own human bodies can make sugar from protein. Which, incidentally, is why speed diets get such amazing weight loss results that never last. Only glucose (a sugar) can pass the blood brain barrier to provide the brain with energy, which can be made from both carbohydrates AND proteins but not fat. When we don't eat enough of either in a day the body will turn its own muscle mass into glucose because *not* providing the brain with energy is not an option... Anyway, if we can do it, bees might be able to, too.
Load More Replies...When you really want to annoy the vegetarians. Or the vegan teacher. Or vegans
Vegans don't eat honey in the first place but the teacher is a mythic b***h
Load More Replies...Every time I see a land before time meme I can't help but think of Judith Barsi 😢
Geez. It was 30 years ago. Time to get over it.
Load More Replies...Fossil fuels didn't come from dinosaurs. Its a myth started by a German dude in the 1750s but it sounds cool so it won't go away.
Load More Replies...Since I've no idea what those mean I just heard them as pirate sounds inside my head. Hahahaha
Load More Replies...You can't actually convert pounds to kilograms. A pound is a unit of FORCE, a kilogram is a unit of MASS. The Metric equivalent of a pound is a Newton.
I knew this and I had time to forget and now I know it all over again... :[
They clean your pores. Scientists think it might even be possible that people with skin conditions like acne could be suffering from having too few of them. It also turns out that humans don't transfer them between each other. You only get them from your mother, and you'll keep your specific ones until you die. Genetically, it's pretty tough on demodex, since they remain so isolated from other demodex, and never get to cross-breed. Sunlight kills them, since they have no melanin, so the crawl inside your pores to hide during the day. They only come out at night, and according to one article I read, 'have s3x on your face'. Honestly, I don't think that's as weird as learning how inbred all my buggos are
Yeah and like it's excited to give you a hug. Come eat my dead skin like the birbs on a rhino you silly thing
Load More Replies...If survival is the goal, I'll take my chances with climbing. Pretty sure I can beat a hippo at climbing.
Load More Replies...Hippos actually can't swim. They sink to the bottom like a mobster in concrete shoes but they are so powerful they can run almost as fast at the bottom of a river as on land. Google "david attenborough hippos" for some mind blowing footage of them from the BBC running on the bottom of Okavango River.
No, the force pulling the metal toward the magnet and the magnet toward the metal would be equal. What would happen is the arm would bend towards the metal if the magnet was strong enough
Load More Replies...I wonder if he uses bored panda but yeah mark rober we are calling you in for a video (echos)
Load More Replies...I've always done the general maintenance and repairs on my own vehicles. Oil changes, new brakes, new water pump, starter, that type of stuff. But our cars were older and easier to work on, I still have my 1993 GMC truck for just THIS reason. We bought my wife a new car and I went to change the oil when it was time and literally had to look up on YouTube where the damn oil filter was. Spent 30 minutes under the car trying to find it. Ridiculous.
Some cars now require you to remove the front bumper, just to change a dumb lightbulb :(
Load More Replies...YouTube is severely underrated and underappreciated as an educational tool. Its three biggest strengths are 1) its visual so some weirdo can't get away with telling you the squirrel is powering the engine because you can see the pistons going up and down, 2)a simple search can usually find exactly what you need, and 3)it is readily available and free. Need a 3 minute primer on how to cut onions - watch this one. You need a full course on how to become a data scientist - watch this channel of sequential 2 hour videos that take you from basic math to designing our own AI. Its 2AM, you've never fixed a thing in your life, and need to jumpstart a 1903 Model-T to escape the zombies - here's a 30 second video on how to start that car.
Anything more complex than a steam motor is a marvel of technology :D
No creep or stalker is "best"! They all are privacy invading POS! The fact that this got 40K likes is disturbing!
Load More Replies...I think that’s from a mini-series that was on the Sci-fi channel called Channel Zero. Still creepy though.
Load More Replies...Actually I think that is pretty smart. Be careful what you post people.
Interestingly the human politician secretes feces when they speak. However the crustaceans have been shown to both be more intelligent and classier than their human equivalent.
Efficient? Yes, Effective? Yes, Effused? Yes, Effortful? Yes, Effluent? Yes, Is this list necessary? Of course not ;D
I would definitely get the message if another human peed in my face too.
The oceans is 7 miles deep at its deepest point. Probably all kinds of stuff in there we've never seen.
Let alone the fact that we’ve barely explored the ocean. Wonder what’s at the bottom of the Mariana Trench….. hmm.
BP: "math was invented 500 BC." Kushim, who wrote his record transactions of barley 3200 BC:
Is that the bloke who has recorded customer complaints? If so, brilliant! If not, still brilliant of course
Load More Replies...I think only Brazilians would understand this post. See why: https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazar%C3%A9_Confusa
Even if we could all agree on a set of standard international measurements, clothes manufacturers would still be like 'this waistband measures exactly 34 inches, what size should we put on the label, 30 or 42?'
"Even if we could all agree on a set of standard international measurements", dude we HAVE agreed on a set of standard international measurements. That's literally the name of the SI.
Load More Replies..."Royal" measurements getting ignored by the rest of the world (also not pictured: Japan) (:
you forgot the pyramide scheme at work even though no brick is involved except the one you throw at your lousy boss.
To those who don't get it: "Onion", which was cut into about 1/5 of the way, and a "pi" was inserted. So: "O-pi-nion." Opinion.
Logically, I knew that was a pi. But my husband is Jewish, so I speak a (very) tiny bit of Hebrew. And pi looks very similar to the Hebrew letter chai. So that's the first place my mind always goes, lol. Which means it took me a few minutes to figure this one out.😂😂😂😂
Hey, you can come hang out with my youngest brother. He's a math geek with just that sense of humor. You'd get along great!
Had a ball reading these. Having science-smarts & a sense of humour is a great combo.
This post didn't deliver a single post about the darker side of science. Hardly even posts about science. 😐 I mean I liked many of them, but could BP just stop writing headlines of one topic and then fill the post with something completely different?
We have a pshycic fayre near us on a regular basis. I always wonder if one of them says to the others "How many people do you think we will get?"
Had a ball reading these. Having science-smarts & a sense of humour is a great combo.
This post didn't deliver a single post about the darker side of science. Hardly even posts about science. 😐 I mean I liked many of them, but could BP just stop writing headlines of one topic and then fill the post with something completely different?
We have a pshycic fayre near us on a regular basis. I always wonder if one of them says to the others "How many people do you think we will get?"
