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Article created by: Rugilė Žemaitytė

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Work in a law office. For the hourly rate that gets charged by attorneys, you would rightly expect that they would lovingly pour over every pleading and piece of correspondence to be sure that it is crafted in the most meticulous manner possible.

90% of practicing law appears to me to be cutting and pasting. For a firm that specializes in one area, the same things come up over and over. At every firm I have worked in/talked about with its employees, there is an enormous "Samples" file in their office/on their computer for every pleading, letter, etc. that regularly comes up in the course of business.

You've probably heard that the legal system is clunky, slow, and inefficient. A tremendous amount of the delay in cases is caused by sloppy attorneys cutting and pasting, say for instance, a request to produce documents, and forgetting to change the due date from the last time they used the form. And, lawyers being lawyers, they wait until the last possible minute legally permissible to inform the other attorney of their mistake. And just like that, your attorney delayed settling your case for a month because they sent out a defective request for discovery.

I've gotten declarations from opposing counsel in cases where their client is female and the name at the top of the declaration was a man's name. I've been sent answers to Form Interrogatories (standard questions to be answered within a short time by the opposing party) that were very obviously the responses to some other client's case, including their Social Security number, their place of employment, their address, the names of everyone living with them, etc.

Long story short: tons of lawyers out there recycle their work product, bill as though they prepared it anew, and at times, are not even careful enough to check that they aren't sending your social security number into the world, or even that your name is displayed correctly.

Edit: Could have been clearer, I guess...my point, and emphasis throughout, was on the inattentiveness, not the use of samples in itself.

Tl/Dr: Lawyers recycle their work from client to client, sometimes with exceedingly bad attention to detail.

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