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After the Titanic hit an iceberg during her maiden voyage to New York City, the musicians decided to do their part while the crew loaded the lifeboats. Looking to soothe everyone's nerves, they continued to play as the ship sunk lower and lower into the ocean. All 8 musicians perished that night in the sea.

Such heroism is hard to match, but there is a select breed of people who remain calm in all sorts of ridiculous and weird situations. And many of them end up featured in the subreddit r/hmmm. Continue scrolling and check out these bad*sses!

#1

Hmmm

whitebarrys Report

Ciara Stone
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk why I find this funny but that guy is someone I'd totally be friends with

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    Nowadays, even reading the daily news can be stressful. Add on the stresses of daily life — such as handling work demands or adjusting to retirement, dealing with family issues, coping with illness, or caregiving — and you may become really anxious really fast.

    "Some degree of anxiety is normal and even necessary," Dr. Ann Epstein, a psychiatrist at Harvard-affiliated Cambridge Health Alliance and medical editor of the Harvard Special Health Report Coping with Anxiety and Stress, said.

    "Anxiety signals us that something is awry or might need our attention. However, you don't want the response to become exaggerated or to dominate your life," Epstein explained. Good coping mechanisms for stress and anxiety can help you get through turbulent times.

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    #3

    Hmmm

    Apostjustforthis Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best snoozes are done in the presence of cats.

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    #5

    Hmmm

    PB_Monk3y Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This captures my high school experience.

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    It's a good idea to begin by figuring out whether your anxiety is normal or you have a disorder — defined as symptoms that have plagued you for at least six months.

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    If your anxiety has been interfering with your daily life for a while, it might be time to see a mental health professional. But if you're confident that your anxiety is of the everyday variety, you might get some relief by doing the following things.

    #7

    Hmmm

    dizzydwarf28 Report

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he also does naruto running in his spare time.

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    Talk about it. Even something as simple as explaining your concerns to friends and family can help you put them in perspective. Further discussion with your doctor can identify any stress-induced health issues, like high blood pressure or poor sleep, that you may have developed and help you find ways to treat them.

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    Take care of yourself. For example, eat healthy, tasty meals. Pursue your favorite activities, even if it's just watching a good movie or TV series, reading a new novel, visiting a museum, gardening, walking the dog, or playing with grandchildren. Becoming immersed in pleasurable activities can help you get rid of anxiety, at least temporarily.

    #10

    Hmmm

    FortPhoenix Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, they found it

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    Get regular exercise. Physical activity affects the nervous system and reduces stress. 30 minutes of walking can be enough to help boost your mood. Yoga and tai chi can also relax your body and mind.

    Keep a list. Whenever a worry or fear begins to take over your thoughts, write it down in as much detail as you can. Many people find that just articulating their cares provides some relief.

    Use calming techniques. Learning techniques to counter stress can improve your mood, reduce your health risks, and enhance your appreciation of daily life. Many Y's and health centers offer stress-reduction programs, which may include instruction in mindfulness, relaxation, yoga, or tai chi. There are numerous books, YouTube videos and smartphone apps that can guide you in practicing these techniques.

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    #12

    Hmmm

    lewisyext Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're the firestarters, twisted firestarters"

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to do when your camera's flash is disabled due to low battery.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww.... this could be the Christmas card picture for the year 2020.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes folks, this photo shoot is the first part of your Welcome to Hell package.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Jeff was due to come and visit us but we have a sneaky plan.......

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common solution for derelict buildings on private property. It's cheaper and quicker to cut off the supply and burn it down before hiring a clean-up crew than it is hiring a demolition crew to knock it down and take away the rubble

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FR? And they just risk the fire spreading to trees and other houses? Because that should not be a thing! At least not without fire-men standing by.

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it! :) I believe she's called the disaster girl! :) Some distant cousins maybe? 29xp-meme-...f3b50d.jpg 29xp-meme-mobileMasterAt3x-v31-60b77acf3b50d.jpg

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    L McPhillips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..we don’t need no water; let the mother f-er burn!”

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you just said. We heard you the first time. JK. Leave both of your posts up. it's better that way, especially with my B R I L L I A N T joke here, to follow it up (if I do say so, myself)...

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    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't want your in-laws to visit, you take extreme meassures.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't come to your house if there is no house.

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    sam puckett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *insert movie trailer voice* in a world where fire is the only element, and spriggins(yes i play skyrim, sue me) are real, spriggins found the ability to turn humane, and are going undercover in a human neighborhood, and are taking it by storm in their new home

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family took a pic like that back in the late 70's. But it was an old abandoned, falling down mess next door that the fire department lit, put out, and relit as training.

    Paul Pallansch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really need to be holding sticks with marshmallows on them.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those boring portrait studio backgrounds for us they will remember our Christmas card.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We didn't start the fire it was always burning.

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    Neil Stewart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is assuming it's their house? Maybe it's their neighbour that they dislike?

    Bradley Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You turned the stove off, right?"

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have been fully insured.

    AbsoluteChaton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me the same drug they take to be cooool. I mean, if I’d lost my blanket, the World would be on fire (and I’m 30 yo)

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that is just their Zoom background

    Tawfiq H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly theres nothing you can do worrying about it might as well make the best of it

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really the best way to get rid of a haunted house.

    CRAZY BABY DOGE!!!!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet they dont even know that there home is on fire!!!

    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all u need is "that" girls face (disaster girl) in the foreground

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great photo for the insurance company

    MiddleEarth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We didn't start the fire"... Sorry

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Okay let's get a family shot right n front of our burring house

    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what, we are going to look happy!

    scarr_bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the house is burning down? Family picture time!

    Meg Klampfer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they waiting for the marshmallows?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, it's an early holiday card from the Satans.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you're gonna lose everything you own, you may as well make a epic pic out of it...

    ZanClan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the forbidden family picture.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    family selfie and bring your marshmellows

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be the PERFECT family portrait for MY family......

    Ginny Swart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Backlighting never works for family photographs

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God will provide? Very odd family pic indeed.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Christmas card photo! Everybody smile!"

    Crystal Pearson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our house is burning down and we never got a family portrait in it! Quick kids, Billy sit next to Sally and smile! Everybody say "fire"!

    Cathy Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have REALLY hated that house!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justnuts roasting on an open fire...

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG, They are almost smiling!! ++ Resignation perhaps?? Good luck to them all, so sad.

    James F. Wilson Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry family, forget our house,"We're on television".

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Giraffe in the background?

    lol idk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they were burning down an old barn that was rotten? just an idea

    Hugo A-niro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We wanted to have a memory of when our house burned down but we survived

    Mike McKeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this their Christmas card picture?

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, good insurance?

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nazis burning other peoples' houses?

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    #13

    Hmmm

    ab436m Report

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    #16

    Hmmm

    MrMariomans Report

    Pillowhead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call, you never seem to be home

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    #17

    Hmmm

    itsyaboy_spidey Report

    #18

    Hmmm

    barbadosas Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case someone can’t find the odd thing: His shadow.

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    #19

    Hmmm

    No.Mad Report

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    #20

    Hmmm

    eratropicoil Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me want to run just looking at it.

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    #23

    "Ok, Try It Now!"

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    twoflowerAUT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the trunk. Engine is in the back.

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    #24

    Hmmm

    ilikemountaingoats Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to sneak your dog into the movies without paying.

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    #29

    Hmmm

    CamTheChest Report

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump when the democrats told him no

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    #30

    Hmmm

    fvck3dup Report

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    #32

    Hmmm

    necromimi Report

    TexasPK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of the Late Show With David Letterman stunts. He would send a bunch of clowns into a restaurant one at a time to see how many would fit. He also sent mascots of one fast food place into a competitor's restaurants. Miss his stunts.

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    #33

    Hmmm

    MaminPapka Report

    #34

    Hmmm

    OldToast1234 Report

    Friday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing for gorilla warfare

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    #35

    Hmmm

    reddit.com Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything is a d*ldo/b*ttpl*g if you're brave enough

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    #36

    Hmmm

    LiberatorFalcon Report

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    #37

    Hmmm

    gramadaru Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy Fiery you say? Ok, great, now let me finish my giant burger blonde-electricized-hair-man.

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    #38

    The New Ultrabook Every College Student Needs.

    breaking_jackpots Report

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watching bear grills on a laptop

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    #39

    Hmmm

    CosmicKeys Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have never been arrested in preschool, you haven't lived at all.

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    #40

    Hmmm

    Shimnii Report

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    #41

    Hmmm

    Joejoeswanson Report

    John Hopkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counter strike de_dust2 counter terrorist starting point to the left down a ramp

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    #42

    Hmmm

    Commando2352 Report

    #43

    Hmmm

    EmotionLotionSkylerJ Report

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    #44

    Spotted On The 109 Tram

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    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this. Once you are sitting nobody cares anymore. Nowdays most likly people won't even notice.

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    #48

    Hmmm

    daddywang Report

    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to read a whole semester's work a night before exam.

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    #51

    My Coworker Decided He Wanted A Standing Desk

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    #52

    Hmmm

    SadCrab_ Report

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    #55

    Hmmm

    TheOriginalJunglist Report

    Pillowhead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this from The Haunting of Hill House?

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    #57

    Hmmm

    Lamp512 Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who ordered extra onions.

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    #58

    Hmmm

    Nero420 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he got out before the truck got to him. I guess he could just duck but still a close call.

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    #59

    Hmmm

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    #60

    Hmmm

    sirhcthatsme Report

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    #61

    Hmmm

    rjw223 Report

    #62

    Hmmm

    jeuw1 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could he not get out coz it was too slippery? Usually you just do a little run up to get out.

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    #63

    Hmmm

    Iterrynand Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's just sad. What would be worse is if they were texting each other.

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