Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Do not harvest too early, they say...hungry I was.

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#2

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

i'm dying

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#3

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

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Community Member
3 years ago

Omg i will cry

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#4

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

One teaspoon of guacamole should be enough for today.

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#5

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Fill it was Nutella! Entirely! Yes!

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#6

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Admittedly, the patty does not look too tasty, either.

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#7

Spongebob Popsicle

Spongebob Popsicle

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sosunlight
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm going to have nightmares about that one...

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#8

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

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#9

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Now you are eggxeggerating!

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#10

Vending Machine Fail

Vending Machine Fail

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Is it possible?

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#11

Well Then

Well Then

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mocochang
Community Member
3 years ago

wasn't this one kinda obvious before opening it?

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#12

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

well at least it's big! oh wait

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#13

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

More ice cream!

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#14

This Blueberry Waffle

This Blueberry Waffle

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

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#15

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is vile.

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#16

Cranberry Chocolate

Cranberry Chocolate

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Community Member
3 years ago

It look so promising too :(

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#17

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

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#18

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Bonsai!

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#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Panda!

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#20

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

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#21

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

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Skure
Community Member
3 years ago

Google some benefits for lemon core... Should be something

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#22

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

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#23

If Monday Was A Beer

If Monday Was A Beer

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

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#24

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well...let's hope you like dry bread.

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#25

Urge To Kill... Rising

Urge To Kill... Rising

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well...USD $ 0.75 would be fine.

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#26

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

that's for your calcium intake!

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#27

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Avocado planned otherwise.

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#28

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Rabbit poop?

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#29

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

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Community Member
3 years ago

I like the lemon ones :P

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Same here. Yellow has been my favorite color since,....since the beginning. ;D

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Tammy Alderink-Paige
Community Member
3 years ago

That would be awesome for someone like me with OCD no separating the colrs

Lachlan
Community Member
3 years ago

I also thought I was the only one

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Shinomi Chan
Community Member
3 years ago

Damn those are big skittles

Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow, what fun you must be having now.

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Nothing wrong with this one

Kizzy Kizzy
Community Member
3 years ago

U still got skittles!

Sasy
Community Member
3 years ago

I would rejoice

thebridget
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish I had friends who like yellow candies. Then they could give me their red ones, I'd give them my yellow ones, and life would be great with no wasted candy

lasagna's underrated
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll be your friend. Just send me every single lemon candy ever, and I'll be satisfied.

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Rachel Li
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the lemon ones

Roos
Community Member
3 years ago

If lifes gives you lemon flavoured skittless..

Caline
Community Member
3 years ago

ewwww...

kathyberthahazel
Community Member
3 weeks ago

That would be a win for me! Yellow is delicious.

BlackLabOwner
Community Member
1 month ago

Yellows are delicious!!

Madison Kontio
Community Member
1 year ago

that, my good sir, is the opposite of a problem

Madison Kontio
Community Member
1 year ago

That good sir is the opposite of a problem

Diane Burdick
Community Member
1 year ago

Lemon are my favorite! I’d love that!

Lauren Michlin
Community Member
2 years ago

My fav is lemon :)

Emily😜♥
Community Member
2 years ago

god must have it in for you...

Brandon Lazorchak
Community Member
3 years ago

I hate the yellow ones

BusLady
Community Member
3 years ago

That's no fun!

Christina Sersif
Community Member
3 years ago

the Bill Clinton reject bag (he's afraid of the color yellow)

engineer_nope.avi
Community Member
3 years ago

A win to people with OCD though

Satoshi Ketsuban
Community Member
3 years ago

I prefer grape, apple, and watermelon. Why all lemons?

Linus Tanden
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, when life gives you lemons...

Silent Skeleton
Community Member
3 years ago

hELL YES GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

thebridget
Community Member
3 years ago

WIN

Deborah Webster
Community Member
3 years ago

I want that

Beatz Girl (Erica)
Community Member
3 years ago

Those Skittles look like though

Trish Christoffersen
Community Member
3 years ago

No fun in that.

Kristine Phillips
Community Member
3 years ago

lemon heads

Darla Markle
Community Member
3 years ago

Total win for me. Lemon my favorite

Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

I would be so happy with this as the lemon ones are my favorites!

Sara Mally
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha I want all red

Kathleen Lovell
Community Member
3 years ago

What fun!!

Tracy Moorhead
Community Member
3 years ago

Yay!

Julie R
Community Member
3 years ago

Better than a bag of green ones. Yuck!

Angie Williams Redead
Community Member
3 years ago

They say the green ones make ya horney... so somebody stole the green ones and other colors

Ildiko Okido
Community Member
3 years ago

Skit-less colours.

Lyone Fein
Community Member
3 years ago

YES!! Sunny Day!

Barbarita Torres
Community Member
3 years ago

Someone working at Skittles wants to see the world burn

Alexandra Majluf
Community Member
3 years ago

That's one of my favorite flavors. :D

Fox Hardy
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually all skittles are the same flavour.

Daniel Margrave
Community Member
3 years ago

How fun!

Hester Goldberg
Community Member
3 years ago

send them to the mini lemon peeps!

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
3 years ago

What fun that size always is. Guaranteed.

Oliver Gloxin
Community Member
3 years ago

Let the fun begin!

Matthew Dobeck
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't they do that for fun once so often?

Robin Phifer
Community Member
3 years ago

That's no fun!

Danny Karlsson
Community Member
3 years ago

Another fake!

Joya Franke
Community Member
3 years ago

The worst flavor

Cassie
Community Member
3 years ago

Those don't look like Skittles.

Merilyn Horton
Community Member
3 years ago

Violated

Jay Raman
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow go buy a lottery ticket!

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

You should play the lottery today...

Izolda Bronstein
Community Member
3 years ago

Aren't they just m&m's in disguise?

Socially Awkward
Community Member
3 years ago

Ew!

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#30

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Add love, water and sun! Not disregard, sand, and clouds!

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#31

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This must have been a task for at least an hour.

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#32

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

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Community Member
3 years ago

stuff stuff inside the hole

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#33

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Gangster strawberry

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#34

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Value!

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#35

This Loaf Of Bread

This Loaf Of Bread

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Obviously, the berry harvesting did not go well this year.

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#36

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Anyone remeber Perri Air from Spaceballs the movie?

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#37

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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#38

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

And not with wine...

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#39

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

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Robert Bailey
Community Member
3 years ago

You need multiple bites to eat an M&M?

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#40

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

nooo!!! :°O

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#41

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

They are healthy, it is said...

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#42

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Disgusting...but you get what you pay for.

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#43

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"Diet peanuts"

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