43 Times People Absolutely Lost The Food Lottery

This happened to me on a date once...

Cute baby lemon

Omg i will cry

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

Solidarity with bags of chips

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

Cyclops-bob!

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

This is actually a normal way to cut bread for tramezzini, italian sandwiches...

Or you did not get the right kind of bread. In Quebec we have bread sliced this way to make "bread-sandwich"

Build a Dagwood, win the culinary gastronomic prize.

This is done for parties. In spanish is called 'sanduchón'.

Awesome, this is a win

someone must hate you

you make rolled sandwiches with it sliced this way. usually this is a special order

that is funny

impossible to happen with the automatic line that cuts the loafs, why the fake post?

Cut it in threes, bread for days!

Remember to spread the peanut butter all the way to the edges

OR WAS IT?

for paninis !!!an italian employee maybe ?

Pinwheel sandwiches!! I wish this would happen to me!!

Make the tallest fattest hoagie ever

As a sandwich lover, I actually find this pleasant

It's a normal way to cut it in Italy, maybe they've never seen it before

This picture's been floating around for years.

This should be offered as an option.

Ahahahaha

You could slice vertically down the middle once or twice, and end up with semi-normal slices..?

Who says this is the wrong way? (I'm making a joke, please no fury/wrath on this poor, innocent comment)

Make party sandwiches. Think of a different filling for each slice.

We use these for decades for Christmas sandwiches

I wouldnt be mad at that. It would make great giant sandwiches

Some one make this an option. I want.

Now you are eggxeggerating!

Even machines are not perfect. :O

At least it is not bored.

well at least it's big! oh wait

More ice cream!

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.

This is close to product fraud.

Someone already spilled the beans apparently.

Don't be disappointed, you can probably make whole drop of lemonade with this bad boy.

Basically me doing DIY handcrafts-expectations vs reality

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

That's criminal!

Okay. That's it. *starts riot*

that's for your calcium intake!

Avocado planned otherwise.

Rabbit poop?