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50 People Who Knew Exactly What They Were Doing And Still Went For It (New Pics)
Richard Branson once said, “opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming.” He was mostly talking about business, but life is full of those moments where you can see the cards laid out perfectly to give you a win if you take a chance.
If you aren’t sure what I mean, then scroll down. Internet users gathered those moments when some designers, artists, or copy editors had to know what they were doing. So upvote your favorites, comment what you think must have been going through their heads and if you want more examples, Bored Panda has you covered, so find our other article on this topic here.
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#1
Shippers Knew
ADHD raptor 2 years ago
s-sir this is the highest up it can go large_Baby...bb8df8.jpg 
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#2
They Definitely Knew What They Were Doing…
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I'm just sitting back here watching people argue about human monsters and who did or didn't help them get elected. From where I'm sitting, Hitler and Putin are equally monstrous bástards, regardless of who did or did not help them get elected (or not-elected).
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Don't forget the rest of the afrikans leaders doing genocide and the Asian countries, 🤬we all know whos they are ) , the American health system and brasil Amazonas situation. Have enough monsters out there in the world.
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No Name 2 years ago
Before anyone downvotes thinking something else, it says glory to Ukraine.
Load More Replies... Jane Cortez 2 years ago
Unfortunately nearly every country is guilty of crimes against humanity, whether if is against indigenous populations, turning a blind eye to the effects of industry impacting health, the environment…. I am convinced that those who run fox power seek the glory of power, not for altruism.
Emanuel Schuster 2 years ago
Please people explain or use sources when you throw around with historical fact statements @Il think of a username soon look at German boarders today and tell me again Germany was successful invading smaller countries^^
Jerry's Mom 2 years ago
Yep! He's definitely a megalomaniac. No wonder Trump got along with Putin!
#3
Kevin Lasagna
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Yeah, me too... I would (virtually) give you some, but there's no lasagna emoji. This is a problem.
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Many of the ideas here are cleverly, or not-so-cleverly hidden puns. As much as we groan at them, puns have a long, titled history. The ancient Greeks and Romans were aware of them as comedic templates, and indeed, the word pun itself has Greek origins, though that isn’t saying much when one considers all the Greek loanwords in English.
Often we associate puns with groan-worthy dad jokes, but even masters of the language, like Shakespeare, use them frequently. Shakespeare himself used over 3000 puns in his plays, significantly more than can be listed in this article. Indeed, until recently, pun use was seen as a form of literary sophistication. After all, puns require the knowledge that certain words have multiple meanings or similar-sounding counterparts. The writer must then also create the context where the reader or listener can understand which version is being referred to.
#4
The Wasps That Built This Nest Knew What They Were Doing
LapCat 2 years ago (edited)
I can hear what sounds like thousands of faint Beavis and Butthead giggles coming from the wasp nest
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I swear that I have the sense of humour of a teenage boy at times.
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
That's part of what keeps us young. You can grow up but that doesn't mean you have to grow old!
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#5
It Was Well Worth It
Raven Sheridan 2 years ago (edited)
I don't think George is complaining about the misunderstanding.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
No but I bet he was annoyed about the clarification
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Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Personally, I would have considered it as the rise and fall of a star.
Id row 2 years ago (edited)
Those innuendoes were unintentional, my aunt F***y. They thought they were being cute. EDIT: Ok, so BP censors out the word F@nny, lol. I think they even say that in G rated movies for crying out loud.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
A billion deliberate innuendos, and I actually believe that #2 on "they knew what they were doing" was unintended.
#6
Big Cocks
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Reminds me of when Clarkson, Captain Slow and the Hamster would add fake sponsors whenever they entered a form of motorsport on Top Gear.
Robert T 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly. See https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Running_Gags
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Emma Goldstein 2 years ago
This brand doesn't exist either! Wah these would be so much funnier if they were legit.
strawberry.panda (she/they) 2 years ago
below that it also originally says “i’d put that in my very good bag” and then it turns into “in my vag”
Now most non-visual jokes are a form of storytelling. There is a setup, normally of some information, then a punch line as a finisher. The setup should be vague enough that the punch is unexpected, which humans tend to find amusing. We like it when we are surprised, and often this is achieved by subverting certain expectations. Many of the jokes in this list work in a similar manner, we see lasagna puns in a Wikipedia article about a football player which is not where we expect Italian-food-based puns.
#7
That Resemblance Is Uncanny
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Whoa! Took me awhile to realize that it WASN’T someone/something squatting over their heads!
australian joey 2 years ago
It's supposed to be a panther or cat type creature. If you look spot the yellow eye on the back you can make it out
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I see only a huge lion head with a butt for a mouth but I sorta get it
#8
The Scientists Had Fun Naming These
A B C the Third 2 years ago
It is as PRICELESS as much it is BULLSHÌT. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/
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niki.bordeaux 2 years ago (edited)
Unfortunately it doesn't exist: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure this is the best sentence I’ve ever read, and the photo reinforces that. From now on, I’m calling people “scungles” and “dillsacks.” 😆
PurpleUnicorn 2 years ago
But this image does not depict a horngus (or anything else) attached to a dongfish — a creature that does not exist. It's an altered version of a Wikipedia entry for Aristotle's theory of biology, which includes a site note describing that "Aristotle recorded that the embryo of a dogfish was attached by a cord to a kind of placenta (the yolk sac)":
#theKingofOlympus 2 years ago
You literally copied and pasted from snopes.com
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#9
Makes Sense
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
The boob is fine, but a nipple would be the end of civilization as we know it.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I didn't see the "boob" in 800B until I read the comments. I thought the 00s were the joke and was like "hmm..not very funny" buy than you I see it now and feel like a dummy
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
Heh heh, this reminds me of the time we would spell out Boobies on graphing calculators back in secondary school.
Alleman Jennifer 2 years ago
I’m certain someone took offense to this and it was changed as soon as that humorless sour puss had a curt word w management.
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
Forget archeology. 8008 on a calculator is the greatest discoveries that mankind ever stumbled upon.
So clever joke writers will use the setup to mislead us, so the punchline can be even more unexpected. Deadpan humor goes a step further by never acknowledging that there is a joke. Now the ability to confuse us isn’t always benign. Mall architects use this to great effect. Have you ever been in a store or mall where the layout and variety of options quickly overwhelmed you? More often than not, this design is intentional.
#10
Hee Hee
Sarah Stalder 2 years ago
That's too bad, it's fairly humorous regardless.
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Ryan Edwards 2 years ago
I think there is another more nefarious hidden message here too. "6M Followers" ... as in, he follows males, 6 years old.
#11
Oh Snap
Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)
FFS! But then again, perhaps they did this to prove their point? (Do I go too far in trying to give everyone the benefit of the doubt?)
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
same energy as that one article that was like "sam smith announces HE will now be using they/them pronouns read about HIS battle with HIS gender"
#12
Worth Every Penny
Jeff Diamond 2 years ago
He should see a doctor if it lasts over 4 hours.
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This is called Gruen transfer or the Gruen effect. Retailers know that once a person has made the effort to come to a mall, they will probably spend some money. But if they can be confused or distracted, they will often visit stores they don’t need and spend money on things not part of their shopping list. This effect was named after Austrian architect Victor Gruen and, in a case of classic misdirection, he was highly opposed to the practice.
#13
... When Selecting Wood Grain On Toilet Doors
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
How long you spose it took ‘em to find these two pieces of wood? (Or are they stained?)
Dominik 2 years ago
This is a bored pandas Rorschach test and we're all exited to read other users' interpretations
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I see some insect on the left and a muscle on the right
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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
New sexes dropped: goat man's a*s/tail, and Sauron's castle. Tag yourself.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Good grief! They are SO obvious now that you point them out and sooo detailed that they look as if they were done on purpose to enhance the point they were making (or rather to get the idea across in an extra-naughty way!).
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#14
Dad Totally Knew
SuperChicken 2 years ago
I bet, he found out about it and saving it for this day where she asks for a bottle.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
My sister's did that and I got blamed cause they were 3 years younger... still irks me to this day.
#15
4 Pictures, Side-By-Side In A Newspaper. They Knew What They Were Doing
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
This is on purpose. They probably bought the whole page for this add.
Cardboard Box 2 years ago
"Hey Patricha, did you see that man's dong?" "Uh, yeah! Everyone's talkin bout it!"
#16
It Intended To Be Fuji Mountain, Going To Be A New Meme
Rigor Moreno 2 years ago
Dont "poke" fun at this respectable gentlemen! They're just excited to present the paintings! :D
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I was just about to post asking what’s the joke when suddenly, it poked me in the eye. Twice. 😳🤣
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
This reminds me of the comedy skit Zelensky did with another comedian where they pretend to play piano with their, ahem…Fuji’s.
#17
They Took Her Jacket Off But Not His Arm… They Knew
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I can’t stop laughing! I have NO idea what an “engagement badge” is, but if it’s something he’s sposta present to his fiancée, I really hope he did because she, too, would laugh like crazy, and that’s a most *excellent* way to start a marriage! (Dang, it’s hard typing through the tears; I genuinely can’t stop laughing!)
#18
Finally Found The Missing Part Of Apple
Skylar (they/them) 2 years ago
"Her bum, it was as round as the bite in my apple logo that you should definitely buy because all those cameras are definitely necessary and not just to make people want to buy the latest version. Her hair was golden, like the family heirlooms you will have to sell to buy my phones.
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Liliana Mello 2 years ago
Did you know that the leaf on the apple can fit perfectly in the bite bark?
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is wondering why she didn't think of this.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
I know, right? It looks like the photoshopped butt enhancement we see too often!
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Grab The What
#20
He Definitely Knew
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Oh I would have ranted one off in response and really embarrassed myself.
#21
Ik Most Posts Here Are Sexual But
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
(sits alone on chair for ten measures) yay my solo sounds so good
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RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago
Right, normally it's "ff" for fortissimo if you're supposed to play loudly
#22
Someone Thought Long And Hard About This
#23
They Definitely Knew. (My Friend Sent Me This)
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
'Never gonna let you down' con't in background
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Monday 2 years ago
As you see it approaching you hear the ghostly echoes saying "You know the rules and so do I".
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Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 2 years ago
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
#24
This Cannot Be An Accident!
Sylvia Dapieve 2 years ago
That's not a real photo, this guy is a TV host in Brazil advertisin a college.
#25
They Knew
#26
They Had To Have Known
#27
Hope I Got My Ticket
Bonesko 2 years ago
Alright, but I'm still not sure I like where this is going 🤣
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I don’t know; if that’s their fetish, they might do something *really* nice to it. I volunteer to find out!
#28
The Graeme Clark Oration Award Indeed
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
They got bronze at the Lesbian Olympics in Labia Manipulation? Sorry. Ive been working for 16 hours! I’m no longer making sense.
#29
A Note From The Mailman
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Or mail woman 😆 mine looks like barbie quite literally, she’s so cool on her bike
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VonBlade 2 years ago
Not a big fan of the letter coming with short and curly hair attached at the bottom.
LJ Robinson 2 years ago
That creeps me out too. It's way too stalky and threatening. I'd be taking it to the post office to see if this has happened before and document your complaint. It doesn't need to be worded like that.
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#30
Terry Knew
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
And our hole is their goal, too. Damned right they knew what they were doing!
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RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago
Reminds me of the Experts Exchange website, expertsexchange.com
Robert T 2 years ago
And Pen Island, Powergen Italia and Mole Station Nursery.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Reminds me of the show Packed to the Rafters when one character decided to start buying and selling car parts and used the website partsexchange.com
BLONDTROBL 2 years ago
Reminds me of the car battery commercial:. Don't wait for your neighbor to jump your wife!
#31
How Many People Live Here And Have No Idea?
Dave Van Beurden 2 years ago
When living in a cul-de-sac is getting old, try living in a ball-de-sac
one-arm-crab 2 years ago
well i used to go to a school that looked like a censored P#^is Screenshot...58-png.jpg 
Roselyn Park 2 years ago
I was so sure it had to be in Australia, but it turns out that it’s in an outer suburb of Philadelphia.
°CORLEONE° 2 years ago
https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Wescotts/@39.9804745,-75.3744338,15.33z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c6ea5cbbb15555:0x32330062bcd834e6!8m2!3d39.9765819!4d-75.369439
Raven Sheridan 2 years ago (edited)
"Hi I'd like to order an extra large meatlovers pizza. Please deliver to the corner house, on of Jizz Avenue and Ball Court." 😝
Roselyn Park 2 years ago (edited)
I thought Jizz Avenue was on a T Intersection with K-n*b Crescent… 🤪
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Sam Lin 2 years ago (edited)
This map reminds me of this health centre. map-6406e4...9116af.jpg 
#32
You Had One Job
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
And yet some people would complain to the manager if they saw it.
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Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
Okay English is not my first language and I could not figure out what it was supposed to say 😆 not until I read the caption and then I felt a bit stupid. 😅😄
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Don't worry Isabelle, I did the same, and English is my first language!
Load More Replies... Luna Crow 2 years ago
The irony being that censoring the word f**k only reinforces the optical illusion here
Parmeisan 2 years ago
But it's not censored. It said "Pick me ups" and somebody intentionally covered the part that made it look innocent.
Load More Replies... A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I've seen this soooo many times over the past few weeks but it never gets old lol
Aaron Rollo 2 years ago
I worked at a grocery store in highschool and we made it a point to do s**t like this.
#33
What Do You Guys Read?
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Pen is broken please use finger (I have proven myself that I am an alien now)
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
I've always been bothered by the instruction to please swipe card. Whose card do I swipe?
#34
Noice
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
It’s not just the visual; the text is genius, too. We got a twofer here!
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#35
Enough Said
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Not the only pic, but the only one you can view for free....
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Knowing the Carolina Panthers.... Yes. This is probably the best photo they had at the time.
#36
Code Set By A True 8008 Appreciator
Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)
I think it’s clever! But what’s the point of the lock if you’re gonna post the code for everyone to see? It’ll only keep curious babies out.
RagDollLali 2 years ago
It's an app called Mamava that links to a network of private booths and rooms for breastfeeding worldwide, once you select a spot on the app it automatically locks the door when you get inside until you leave, one person at a time only
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#37
Felt This Belonged Here
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Local newspaper once had pictures of six beautiful high school girls all in a row across the top of the page, with the article about them below the rightmost column. PEACH DUCHESSES. The headline under the other five girls' pictures was: RECORD SALES AT CATTLE AUCTION.
#38
Good Old Grandma
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Chicks dig guys that eat out, according to the TMNT post!
Load More Replies... RagDollLali 2 years ago
I'm thinking of the Betty White "Dusty Muffin" skit on SNL now and I can't stop laughing
cogadh 2 years ago
If there's one thing I'm known for, it's my muffin... There's a tangy taste to this muffin, is that a cherry?... No, my muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1939... My name is Florence Dusty, I'm 88 and half years old and I'm proud to reveal my giant Dusty Muffin. That entire skit is one hilarious one liner after another, even better than the original Schweddy Balls skit.
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Praise Be!
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
I don't know, kind of nice to have a church for twats - at least one morning a week when they are all together and give the rest of us peace.
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
Only the evangelical ones with the prosperity gospel- IE- the more money you give to the church, the more money you'll get back.
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#40
Whoever Placed This Stand…
#41
Safety First!
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
Careful, everyone! You never know when a pregnant woman’s water breaks.
#42
Couldn't Possibly Be A Coincidence
Just a panda with misophonia 2 years ago (edited)
Took me way too long, Phil-Mc-Cann, Fill my can.
Robert T 2 years ago
He's a local reporter on my regional news. It was funny when this broke on breakfast TV when they realised it. Next week he'll be reporting from the London Sperm Bank. :D
Edison Lima 2 years ago (edited)
Phil McCann, London Sperm Bank, on a... BBC breakfast. Man, that... that would be... ahem... I mean...
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OurLadyOfLunch 2 years ago
I had to say it out loud a few times. Not feeling the brightest this morning.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
That's as good as the former Anchorage, Alaska meteorologist, Jack Frost (not kidding)!
Robert T 2 years ago
The BBC has a weather presenter called Sara Blizzard. And Jack was the first name of the detective Frost played by David Jason.
Load More Replies... Mary Peace 2 years ago
I bet he thought he'd heard all the jokes about his name, thru his schooldays, etc, and then this happened!
#43
The Costume Designers Must Have Known!!
juice 2 years ago
it was designed by one of the cyclists, and the team refused to change it because of other people's opinions. also it doesn't look this bad in person! unfortunately the gold color doesn't photograph well but here's a better pic: cycling_eltiempo.jpg 
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Poor girls probably had to wear them or get kicked off the team, because no woman would agree to wear such a humiliating costume!
Barong 2 years ago (edited)
. Actually no. One of the team mates Angie Rojas of IDRD-Bogota Humana-San Mateo-Solgar cyclists designed it using the colors of one of the teams sponsors, Solgar, a vitamin manufacturer. The “nude” color is actually metallic gold. This became a “scandal” at the Giro Toscana in 2014 but the riders defended it and refused to abandon their teammates design. https://road.cc/content/news/130436-video-colombian-riders-not-ashamed-kit?amp https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/29256334
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BakedKahuna 2 years ago
For crying out loud... The Columbian cycling team wasn't *made* to wear them. It was indeed designed by a team member and it contents the colours of their sponsor, which looks a little bit more nude in this picture because of lighting. When there were complaints about how it looks, the women defended those costumes and held on to them. I mean, take a close look at the picture. Would poor humiliated underage girls would look so proud?
Barong 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah and if I’m not mistaken the “nude” color is actually metallic gold. They chose to wear it and defended the uniforms and refused to change them. https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/29256334
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fadedandjaded 2 years ago
they didn't just "agree", they fought for it. it was designed by one of the team members, Angie Rojas, who stated "I've already said that I designed the uniform. And as an athlete, as a woman, as the cyclist that I am, I wouldn't be ashamed with this kind of design." the team stood up for this uniform against the UCI president, who called it "unacceptable by any standard of decency"
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I remember this story. They were really embarrassed about the kit. What’s annoying is that a lot of women’s kits are designed or governed by men. Look at Beach volleyball, gymnastics, cycling. All run by dirty old men.
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
They were not embarrassed by this kit, they designed and chose it themselves, and continued to fight for the right to wear it after the men in charge told them not to.
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
None of them seem embarrassed. I would be shielding my lady bits for sure
#44
Everyone Loves Pizza
Some black giirrrrllll 2 years ago
I'd drop an upvote BUT you already have 69 of them. >.<
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
We took my five year old cousin to Chucky Cheese for her birthday party. We were so hungry after that we stopped at McDonald's for something to eat.
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Upvote for the wonderful term “80sest”! 😀 (Even though I sprain my tongue saying it!)
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
Tongue+female private parts = Eating a girl out
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Friendly Reminder
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
That’s one raunchy pencil! And he’s so happy about it that I’m laughing like Cartman over it. 😆
Just a panda with misophonia 2 years ago
He's having a little to much fun for cutting his head off
#46
Hmmm
Flying Bacon 2 years ago
Well, this one doesn't belong here-it is fully purposeful in its meaning.
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
Not according to the Christmas story i got told, nobody came at Christmas with the whole immaculate conception and all
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I know what they were going for (I think) and hope this is an honest mistake, or else I’ll be even more terrified of churches than I already am. 😕
MedusaWasBeautiful 2 years ago
To be completely honest: twice a day. Sometimes more when the need arises.
#47
Eleanor Is Always Happy To Help Out
#48
Norway's Biggest Newspaper: "Sperm Bank Exploded." "Sarah Swam For 54 Hours"
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
And Sarah has … um, stuff on her face, too, which just reinforces the joke. (Yeah, I know it’s sunscreen, but it’s funnier if you pretend it’s not.)
Olivia Dean 2 years ago
If it's long swims, like crossing the channel, they cover themselves in fat to trap heat - not sunscreen!
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Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
This had to be intentional.. no way you do not see this. Even if you don't have a filthy mind. I mean ... C'mon 🤔🤣
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
And this is how another immaculate conception occurred. Lol. ( oh come on I’m Catholic too… it’s a joke ! )
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
I read, “Seedbank Sarah”, and thought, well, she’s contributing to society!
Ace 2 years ago
Unfortunately that's not a sperm bank, but a seed bank, aka grain store. But never mind.
Sivi 2 years ago
Norwegian here, its sperm bank.. for cattles if i remember right.
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#49
Geology Just Got A Lot More Exciting
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
I don't live too far from there. I'll take a drive over tonight and find out if it's true...
Amanda Silliker 2 years ago
Not a joke - it was discovered in Cummington MA. They add -ite (pyrite, dolomite, etc)
willitbe 2 years ago
Me Cummington really wanted a town, and…nobody told him
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Nonna_SoF 2 years ago
We've found vulgar graffiti left by the builders of ancient Egyptian tombs, as well as in Pompeii and surrounding sites. There's at least one d**k joke in the Bible.
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What Is Happening Here?
#51
Who Knew Roofing Could Be So Titillating?
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
“For wet cracks and holes”? These people shot their wads with this one, adding in every joke they could think of that would fit on the van!
#52
This Shirt
AP 2 years ago
I had this shirt in high school that I loved but was a wee bit too embarrassed to wear it due to the perfect placement of the turn tables... 1991581d73...01482a.jpg 
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Well, I feel like people would let this guy have the right of way even on a New York sidewalk.
#53
Nice Carpet Pattern [nsfw]
![Nice Carpet Pattern [nsfw]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/63ff6ff7ecd75_4j47yndc2k591__700.jpg "Nice Carpet Pattern [nsfw]")
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Wow! They threw the whole dirty kettle of fish into this one! Besides the obvious (in several forms), I see mouths, hands, eyes, and even balls with eyes. Is this carpet in a brothel, or a strip club?
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
one day people are going to find this carpet in the ruins, like they do with lewd pics in pompeii, and they will be like "According to Prof Staffordington in Annals of Archaeology (2136 Jan Vol 1 Iss 2), the carpet found in Vegas is not in fact lewd but represents an early form of floral worship".
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
You’ve not seen what they’ve brought up in Pompeii, I loved your g rated analogy on archaeology in that area. But if you’re really innocent like that, please don’t look up what they find in Pompeii, I don’t wanna smudge that pureness.
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RajunCajun 2 years ago
I need this carpet in my life. my ex had a set of leggings that were not far off but a little harder to see.
#54
Found On Facebook!
Cardboard Box 2 years ago
Hey, do any of you remember the 'love is love sign' sign? Remember the guy dry humping the dog? Yeh
#55
Bet My A*s Frickin Birds Knew…
Binky Melnik 2 years ago (edited)
Whoa! Families try to take a nice stroll in the park and run face-first into pigeon bukkake. 🫣
ISeeWendiGo 2 years ago
Pigeon bukkake, there's 2 words that I would never have thought of being put together...
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#56
They Definitely Knew
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
That would make sense, actually, given the sheer idiocy and incompetence
Load More Replies... Johnnynatfan 2 years ago
She has to be the dumbest member of congress. Not far behind her is MTG.
Tamra 2 years ago
Yep. Proof that, literally, any idiot can be a member of Congress.
Load More Replies... Mama Penguin 2 years ago
Shame on you! Wash your mouth and say 20 Hail Mary's while you kneel!
#57
Billboard Found In Utah
Flying Bacon 2 years ago
Lol and in rural Utah you actually can find a TON of polygamous families...so not too far off. (source: i live in SLC)
Bianca 2 years ago
The billboard is also above a Muslim Community Center sign ;)
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#58
More Of A Mistake
#59
Hmmmmmm
Cardboard Box 2 years ago
Orange was never the same when his closest friend, blue, violated him
Your sleep paralysis demon 2 years ago
“I’m gonna fill you up with my juicy blue bby ;)” “bro what-“
Load More Replies... ISeeWendiGo 2 years ago
They make these in crunchy honeycomb??? I'll brb, gotta get 💲 and go to the store!!!!🍫🍯🐝❤️❤️❤️
#60
The Black One Can’t Be A Coincidence
#61
They Definitely Knew
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Oh great! Now I have the image of grandparents getting frisky on Lover's Lane because that looks orthepedic as hell!
#62
They Definitely Knew
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
They have the biggest sausages in town. And their meatballs are two-for-one!
RajunCajun 2 years ago
after living in Japan for 5 years I have to say sometimes they just had no clue. I saw little kids in the mall running around with the dirtiest things said on their shirts.
#63
Hmmm
#64
“Shooting Bambi”
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
*Epic trailer voice*: You saw Bambi's mother die, you saw Mufasa die - now after Disney being done with killing parents, they are coming for the children. Experience Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Bambi, a deer struggling to survive in a forest full of hunters. Alongside him are his friends Thumper (Vin Diesel) and Flower (Jason Statham) who will do everything for him to succeed. Will he get out alive and find his youth love Faline (Michelle Rodríguez)?
#65
Iowa State Fair Looks Like A Good Time
Sarah Parker 2 years ago
Most of these posts look like they were designed by some sex-mad teenage virgin 🤣. Giving off Jonah Hill in Superbad vibes
#66
I Still Can't Believe I Didn't Get It Earlier
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I thought it was a joke about us smelling fishy down there to some. Are you sure your interpretation is right? Well, I spose two jokes are better than one!
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Who Placed The Sticker Knew
#68
What A Great Barbecue!
#69
They Knew What They Did
#70
Saw This Today
#71
Ok Then?
#72
D*ck Lick Park
VonBlade 2 years ago
Maybe in my youth, but I'm not as flexible as I used to be.
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She Enjoyed The Ride
Gatorman 2 years ago
I cannot stress enough how much I love the man in that photo, eddy burback on YouTube
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#74
God Knew
#75
If Someone’s Drowning… Lol
#76
I Mean, Come On
Amanda Fondaumiere 2 years ago
I was gonna say they made the mens answer to Georgia O’Keeffe
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#77
I’m Sure There’s A Brilliant Caption For This But I Can’t Think Of It
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I’m sure there’s a brilliant reply for this but I can’t think of one
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#78
Oh No
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I STILL don’t understand what it is (if it’s not bare bottoms). Someone explain, please?
Ginny Weasley 2 years ago
I THINK I SAW IT FOR A SEC! It is hands and the blue bits at the top are sleeves. Maybe.
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#79
They New What They Were Doing
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago (edited)
The name makes it even worse.... Or better however you look at it.
#81
They Definitely Knew, And I Love Them For It
️ Hungry Salmon Shark ️ 2 years ago
At some point in the movie Mike gets really excited that he’s on the front cover of a magazine, and the barcode covers him in the same way here. Sully is also in the same position.
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#82
🍆 💦
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
IM BUYING IT RIGHT NOW. Will report back when I receive it XD
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
If it squirts "mustard" or "ketchup" you may want to get checked, and some antibiotics....
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Because everyone wants a plastic useful Eggplant at their next party.
#83
A Royal Escort
#84
A 4th Century Helmet
Jerry Lane 2 years ago
Is it used to stop the seeds of Christianity from spreading, if used properly?
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Given there most likely weren’t circumcisions in the 4th century (well, not good ones, anyway), I think this is a remarkable coincidence!
#85
She Might Not Have Known, But The Photographer Sure As F**k Did
#86
They Had To Have Known!
#87
They Definitely Knew
#88
Big D Baby
#89
Good Movie Bad Merch
Jul_Jul_C 2 years ago
" I see You" " Journeying to Mount Doom" a bit to much of a RP for me.
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Je Sus
#91
Who Thought This Was A Good Idea?
#92
Giga Chad Bench Spotter
Raven Sheridan 2 years ago
Proof that too many steroids has negative effects on "other" parts of the anatomy. 🍆
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
I couldn't work out there. I would be giggling way to much and not concentrating.
#93
A Fire Safety Armband. They Had To Know
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I don’t think I get it unless it’s yet another D joke, but if that’s it, it’s not a very good one as the extinguisher isn’t remotely close to where it’s sposta be for that joke. (Or maybe that’s why this one scored so low?) If that’s not it, explain it to me, please?
Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
The arms and legs kinda make it look like a certain cross that you'd see on nazi armbands...
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
Please people, know the difference between a swastika and a sauwastika. It’ll save you all so much less anger and confusion, legs and arms are pointing both left and right so it really means nothing to anyone aware of the difference
#94
Hell Of An Airship
Lauren S 2 years ago
I think the word you’re looking for is thick. Or thicc, idk why kids spell it that way…
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ScrapieChick 2 years ago
This is newr where I live, it's been on a few flights and it does look like a flying a**e overhead
Ginny Weasley 2 years ago
STOP MAKING AIRCRAFTS AND ROCKETS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS! Like seriously, have all the engineers been working together for this? Did they copy off each other?
#95
They're Just Shoes, Allegedly
A Bi-Cycle 2 years ago
Oh my god I couldn’t see the shoes for a good minute until I glimpsed the caption
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
There suuure are a lotta vag jokes out there, aren’t there? (Now that I think about it, the same goes for D jokes. We seem to be obsessed with genitalia.)
#96
What A Coincidence
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
.... newscaster? ....notary?.... nightwatchman?..... neighbour....?
#97
Oh They Definitely Knew
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Here you go, LillieMean. tenor-4131...9d3dc6.gif 
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Given English isn’t their first language, I’m not sure they knew. I suspect it’s just poorly-assembled text.
#98
Seems Fair
#99
Bull Titan U.s
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
What the heck is this SPOSTA be? (Because it can’t really be what it says, can it?)
#100
Just What The Doctor Ordered
#101
Hulk Wants To Smash!
#102
How I Bang Your Mother
#103
This Is A Ring…
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Hokay; what’s the joke, people? (Besides the fact that you’ll drop this $10K ring within an hour of buying it, I mean.)
#104
Le Tits Now
#105
Forgive The Emojis, Not My Caption
#106
The Looser Eats The Third Popsicle
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 2 years ago
AWESOME! 🤣🤣🤣 My family would fight over who gets the third one
#107
No Way They Didnt
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
TBF the charity is called 'stand up to cancer' so not really a way around this!
#108
The Inside Of A Cat
#109
Those Recommendations… They Knew
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
“Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was in school!?!?” - Officer Yates
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Lyuben Petkov 2 years ago
Arrested? What is wrong with you north Americans? - in the Balkans, those teachers would receive medals for services to the society...
#110
The Pool At A Holiday Inn
#111
That Door Handle
Lauren S 2 years ago
It’s not a gender thing in my opinion that makes it wrong. It’s that the “handle” is “facing” the poor baby. That’s um… not how you change a baby…
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Flying Bacon 2 years ago
Ugh, SO many repeats! Other than that, fun! Much better than AITA posts
Just a panda with misophonia 2 years ago
They're getting stupider! I saw one today and it was a lady asking if she was the Ahole for wearing a corps bride WEDDING DRESS to a friend's engagement party. I facepalmed so hard.
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Bill Allen 2 years ago
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still tired 2 years ago
Yup, what makes it worse (or better) is that it's a christian book store :D
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Lyrica Melody 2 years ago
Wow, so many photoshops... was there even an attempt to check if these were real? Especially since many were outed as fakes in other BP posts already.
Flying Bacon 2 years ago
Ugh, SO many repeats! Other than that, fun! Much better than AITA posts
Just a panda with misophonia 2 years ago
They're getting stupider! I saw one today and it was a lady asking if she was the Ahole for wearing a corps bride WEDDING DRESS to a friend's engagement party. I facepalmed so hard.
Load More Replies... Bill Allen 2 years ago
Anybody else getting this message?
This is a screenshot of the top left corner of my iPad as I’m reading these articles, BC23167C-8...8a242.jpeg
still tired 2 years ago
Yup, what makes it worse (or better) is that it's a christian book store :D
Load More Replies... Lyrica Melody 2 years ago
Wow, so many photoshops... was there even an attempt to check if these were real? Especially since many were outed as fakes in other BP posts already.
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