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Yeah, it's probably a little mean, but when the chips are down and you're going through a rough patch of bad luck, there is some comfort to be found in the knowledge that someone, somewhere, has it even worse than you.
Sometimes this perspective is all it takes to bring a smile back to your face! So stiffen that upper lip, lift your head up high and soldier on, instead of collapsing completely under the weight of your own self-pity even after the worst day ever.
This list of funny accidents and unfortunate events, compiled by Bored Panda, is for those of you who are having that kind of day when absolutely nothing seems to be working out, and you are struggling to find the will to carry on. Scroll down below to find out what a REALLY bad day looks like, and just be glad you aren't one of these people! Or maybe you'll find them so relatable that you'll name them the Story of My Life. However if this series won't be enough to better your day, check out the hilarious photos from part one here.
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#1
Well Sh*t
stellermatt 7 years ago
Duck (holding breath): breathe in, keep it in, she's still here... {woman leaves} Duck (breathing out): ahhhhhh finallly....
Pamela 7 years ago
Not the same duck, different dash boards - so our duck is okay, all hail the return of the duck !
Miriam Brose 7 years ago
I can't agree because it's two different angles. So it IS the same ducky. Sad but true...
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#2
They Deserve It
#3
Using A Car Window As A Mirror
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
Perfect opportunity to have a nice conversation! I would have told her she looks great with or without the lipstick!
Tyler Duffy 7 years ago
Omg that's funny. BP please continue to post this type of funny stuff. Enough with SJW c**p. Everyone loves this.
#4
This A**hole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises
Holly Harrison 7 years ago
This would be the result of a relative that has passed on and was a bit of a prankster and decided to mess up your day a bit. They are just saying "Hi" in their own unique way.
#5
Watched A French Swat Team And This Happened
Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
That's just their technic of distraction... now look behind you! :p
bob 7 years ago
You beat to it. Indeed, it is a very common distraction technique in France. They use in ads all the time...
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Cactuar Jon 7 years ago
have you ever tried to resist bursting out laughing in a quiet office at work? I think my brain is about to explode lmfao
bob 7 years ago
It makes me fart. I don't know what's worse: laughing like an idiot or farting very loudly...
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Lily Illyria 7 years ago
I saw them in Aurillac, I think, they are street artist, comedians. ;)
Camilla Koutsos 7 years ago
It looks like their uniform includes underwear, for just such an occasion.
#6
Don't Wanna Get My Shoes Wet
#7
Congrats On A New Chandelier, Neighbour!
Kjorn 7 years ago
how long are those screw? it's a floor! they must be a hell of space between the ceiling under
stellermatt 7 years ago
the amount of coat hooks we have in our house thanks to our neighbours putting up so many shelves...
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
Oh no! WTH how does that happen!? Isn't there like a ton of space between floors??
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
Crappy builders who didn't leave enough space between the top of one apartment and the floor of the one on top.
Iwona Milewska 7 years ago
It's more the fault of wrongly chosen screws that were too long, or the people who had installed the chandelier. If the building was done in reinforced concrete the floorslab would be at least approx 20cm thick + additional 10 for the other layers of the floor, making it around 30-32cm. If it was a wooden ceiling though, they should have used the beam to place the chandelier. Everything has to be calculated for the building to stand and not collapse, no element is paper thin. They should have checked the construction before after all, assuming things doesn't work well.
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Flower Waheed 7 years ago
I'd be a horrible person and use a hammer to pound those screws back through the floor
Flower Waheed 7 years ago
I'd be a horrible person and use a hammer to knock those screws right back through the floor.
#8
Unlucky Parking
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
Oh can you imagine coming out to go to work and finding your car like this.... Oh I feel bad for this person! :(
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
This is one of the few times I'm happy I live in a desert. Every other time I curse that fact because my car is Never Ever actually clean.
#9
This Perfect "Story In Three Panels" Of My Cousin
Miriam Brose 7 years ago
Once my bf and I have been tracked by seagulls while I was eating a "Fischbrötchen"... Was scary as f**k. I was worrying they would poop on us...
Randy Weaver 2 years ago
Seagulls should have a bounty on their heads. They are food thieves and s**t on everything. I live in Arkansas hundreds of miles from the sea and we have problems with them here. the only good seagull is a dead one.
#10
PRN 6969 - My Girlfriend's State Given License Plate Number
#11
It's Been Going For A Week. I Don't Think It'll Stop Anytime Soon
Eliška Hůlková 7 years ago
That's not how Windows update screen locks. I'm afraid your computer is attacked by some virus... Or that the photo is fake.
#12
They Look Dry Enough
Cassie 7 years ago
He would have, but that's his fire blanket in the dryer.
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Jaded Queen 7 years ago
When Satan wants to reach u from the other side, but u r doing the godamn laundry...
#13
We Booked A Window Seat On A Airplane For My Boy's First Flight
#14
FML
BusLady 7 years ago
Did your professor get a good laugh out of it? Grading papers is dull and boring. He needed some comic relief
Kristel 7 years ago
I hope he did get a laugh out of it. This would brighten up my day, grading papers is boring like you said! I would like to have such a laugh every now and then. Not too much though..
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Brian Geppert 7 years ago
That's nothing. The I named the CEO of my fictional company "Hugh Jass" to give my professor a laugh. A year later I was being betted to the a liaison between DHS and the United Nations and they needed a writing sample... See where this is going yet?
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
You have a contraction and an agreement problem (people...a correctional officer) just in this one excerpt.
#15
Ah Well
#16
Got A Sandwich Stuck In Vending Machine. Bought A Drink To Push The Sandwich. Damn
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Similar thing also has happened to me. Worst part of it is that there usually is a phone number where you can call if there is any problem with the vending machine but usually no one answers to that number 24/7... And disaster like this probably happens on evenings, nights, holidays or Sundays when no one replies to a phone.
Kristin Gramling 7 years ago
Lift the vending machine by pushing hard on the top... Just about half an inch. You don't need to be Hercules. Then let it drop down on the floor. The food should just fall. Along with an extra goody or too.
glowworm2 7 years ago
Happened to me once at college. Got an apple juice stuck at the top. Couldn't get it out by shaking the machine. Bought a second apple juice to knock down the first one--it got stuck. Bought a third one to knock both down--it worked!
nek0kitty 7 years ago
Did you get all 3 apple juices? I think the worst that happened at my college's vending machine is that it stole 3 of my quarters
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Better Luck Next Year Sis
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
I assume you meant to write 'is not the open one in the picture' and you are absolutely right. Oh well.
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Kristen Hamilton 7 years ago
Why is she opening the 2nd one but the pole is in the first? I’m sure admin knows about it, hence the dust and doesn’t assign it to anyone. Drama queen.
Helen Coyle 7 years ago
Why is the first pick the second door on the left but the second pick the first in the left?
#18
Well That Is Awkward
Random Things 7 years ago
Roses are red, cows have udders, gay lovers find out they are brothers!
Robert Morson 7 years ago
Yeah, that's pretty weird, but I don't really see the problem. It's not as though they are in danger of getting pregnant with an incest baby.
bob 7 years ago
Yeah, incest really is not a big deal... Especially when it's made public in front of millions of people...
Load More Replies... Caroline Murphy 7 years ago
I remember watching this on TV. It was on the Jeremy Kyle show (UK Jerry Springer or Steve Wilkos) and I had enough of daytime tv afterwards
lazy panda 7 years ago
Remember that episode of Family Guy where they all threw up from the Ipecac? That would have been me in this scenario.
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Wedding Ring Drops In Lake
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
This should have been a scene from the Office. Just the kind of thing Michael Scott would do!
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
As the groom: "Welp, looks like your going for a swim" **throws best man into water**
Bettye McKee 7 years ago
We'll take a short break while the minister goes to the jewelry store to purchase another ring ... Unless there's a frontman in the audience.
#20
Kid Tries To Pick Up Bottles
Samantha Robinson 7 years ago
It's almost as if the recording party knew what was going to happen....
Katie Schaefer 7 years ago
That was my reaction too! I wonder if some a-hole adult set him up, expecting this to happen.
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#21
Always Put Paint In The Boot
Samantha Robinson 7 years ago
If they get to wherever they were going quickly enough they can just use their bodies as paintbrushes.
#22
Think You're Having A Bad Day?
manowce 7 years ago
yeah, because we all just take photos while our cats poop in the kitchen...
Spinaap 7 years ago
really, scaring the cat away would be the cat version of s**t hitting the fan (and ending up all over the place). They just have to throw away the rice now (and clan the pot very very very ... very well).
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Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
I bet money her litter box is dirty as f**k and she picked the next best thing.
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
OMGOMG! I think they need to take care of the cats litter box more often, this should never happen!
#23
Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets
Becklass 7 years ago
That's what I was thinking! And they are scary machines as it is
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Stephanie Hutner 7 years ago
Oh my god!!!!! That could be an extremely extremely expensive mistake.
Kelly 7 years ago
There doesn't seem to be a patient on the bed, but in this case why did they turn the MRI on?
Marcin Karp 7 years ago
The magnetic field is permanently on. This how this device works
Load More Replies... Jessica Temple 7 years ago
no patient, that box with the u shape to the right of the flying box is where the patients head WOULD be had there been a patient present.
Adriana Štiasna 2 years ago
This is exactly what happened last year in the Košice hospital in Slovakia with a bed, fortunately without a patient. But the MRI machine was destroyed :DDD
P and R TannerHoath 7 years ago
If that person in there was dying they would be dead by now!! lets hope there wasn't a person in there!
#24
My Cousin’s Legs After A Day In The Sun In Ripped Jeans
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Another great punishments have been when someone has bought expensive ripped jeans and then their mom or granny has fixed the holes of those jeans. :)
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Janet Allison 7 years ago
This illustrates why ripped clothes of any kind are the dumbest fashion choice of all time.
Heather Moss 7 years ago
Fingers crossed no skin cancer, but otherwise, I don't see a downside of temporarily striped legs. I think it looks pretty neat.
#25
The State Department Nailed My Girlfriend's Passport
#26
I Was Out Skydiving And... F*ck! My Keys!
Robert Morson 7 years ago
Plenty of time to take a picture of it while everyone is falling at the same speed. A skilled skydiver might even be able to maneuver himself close enough to catch them again.
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SexyEggPlant 7 years ago
how did u take a picture while youre falling so perfectly and why cant u grab them they look close enough
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
oh wow this is amazing. Hope you have one of those TILE trackers on your keys like my husband does so you can locate them once you and they land.
#27
My Buddy Traveled Across The Country To Visit Me Last Weekend. Unfortunately, He Got Stuck In His Hotel Shower For 3 Hours. Shout-Out To Julio For Helping Out A Man In Need
BusLady 7 years ago
I'm trying to picture the repair person being a female
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Nadja Lambacher 7 years ago
Funny thing is, this is exactly a fear of mine when I use a hotel shower with sliding doors. Also I thought it took 3 hours for someone to find him, but I read the reddit post and the guy's girlfriend was with him and immediately alerted the front desk. So it actually took Julio 3 hours to get him out. wow.
Sierra Batten 7 years ago
Is it just me or does he look a lot like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob?
#28
My Stress Ball Just Exploded
Leta Rivas 7 years ago
I thought that was blood bc the silver thing behind the hand looked like a knife at first glance
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
Go to the doctor. You destressed a little too much and now you're bleeding.
#29
So The Person Driving In Front Of Me On The Highway Today Didn't Close His Toolbox All The Way
CHARLES PRUITT 7 years ago
god what if it had hit him. that'd be some final destination schitt
Tyler Duffy 7 years ago
That sucks. But I've done worse. Plywood came off my truck hit the car behind me.......at 70mph. :(
#30
My Sister Made Some French Fries
Flare 5 years ago
The fries caught on fire and also most likely exploded.
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Vinie Alberto 7 years ago
I was looking at the mess but my eyes keep going back to Dean and Castiel on the left side. :)
#31
And You Thought Legos Were Bad
Lauren Baker 7 years ago
omg i think its IN his foot (maybe not? but that's what it looks like!)
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bring on the internet warriors 7 years ago
Hah don't google Trypophobia then!
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Lemon cake 7 years ago
Had did this with a screw once, it was stuck in so bad my mom had to use a screwdriver to undo it without ripping it out {came out clean and went in clean, it only bled a bit, didn't need to go to the er for it}
Kristel 7 years ago
You are brave! I would not have dared to attempt to remove it myself or someone who was there with me. I definitely would have gone to the ER. Luckily it did not bleed that much. And was clean.. but I (personally) just would want to be sure. You certainly are tough. Coming out of the mouth from someone with excruciating chronic pain + cramps 24/7 due to 2 diseases. In 1 leg even the slightest touch (like a little breeze) hurts. But sometimes an accident / injury like yours does not even hurt (that bad). My dad (a long long time ago) was once sawing and the saw went in his thumb almost to the bone. Did not even hurt! And he was not even in shock. At first he did not even feel it until a co-worker saw it and told him. Which was pretty soon, as you can imagine the bleeding. Probably a split second.
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A True Redneck
Monica Sargent 7 years ago
"If you've ever been so sun burned that your internet photo garnered a call from Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck......."
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
UK hospitals would not be pleased to see you with something like that. If it isn't life threatening then you'd be better off seeing a pharmacist.
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Krystine Patterson 7 years ago
What a f*cking moron, ever heard of a proper hat with a brim dipshit?? No sympathy.
Pixel Gaming and Friends 7 years ago
I want to touch it and make him feel pain MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA I’m and evil person and I like it!
#33
I Heard This Kid Yelling For His Dad At Lowe’s, I Went Looking For Him And
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
That is something my little Spiderman's would have done when they were little.
#34
Smooth Criminal
frederic eeckman 7 years ago
So they waited awkwardly with him for an hour that the laundry was done ?
Roisin Carey 7 years ago
Ok that is a d**k move but you have to have a little respect because he had the stones to do it!
Hazel Rose 7 years ago
I'm from Derby, this is fake!!! Was just a joke where someone set his mate up for a laugh.
Randy Weaver 2 years ago
He didn't break any laws that I know of. He just out smarted most of us lol.
#35
This Guy's Lunch Made It Onto The Train Without Him This Morning
#36
Another Day Of Road Work
Niall Mac Iomera 7 years ago
Exactly. I'd leave it like that. Wabi-sabi baby!
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Ingo Sauer 7 years ago
Sorta kind the modern equivalent to dinosaur footprints.
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#37
I Dropped Some Skittles
Kiahna 7 years ago
There is a single blue skittle in the middle of the reds and greens. *inhale... I just wanna...
Elisabeth Fabricius 7 years ago
Just call the nearest preschool. They'll be gone in an instant.
M O'Connell 7 years ago
The box says "recycle" so they may be quality-control rejects going to be melted-down and recast into cheaper candy.
Load More Replies... Least-Angelic-Angel. 7 years ago
Drop the rainbow. Taste the rainbow. Actually don't do that, it looks kinda gross.
#38
This Kid On Google Maps Trying To Get By
#39
Here's A Boulder That Rolled Through A House In Italy
BusLady 7 years ago
It looks like it may have damaged part of the house, but yes, it could have plowed right thru the house.
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BusLady 7 years ago
Where's Superman? He could have stopped that boulder in it's tracks
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Shauday Smith 7 years ago
that is incredible... honestly, didn't know boulders actually existed in Indiana Jones sizes..
#40
F*cking Cat...
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
Smelly cat. Smelly cat. what. Are. They feeding you? Smelly cat. Smelly cat. It's. Not. Your fault....
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
Never seen a cat stand like this...on an incline...on a window, and take a poop! Just WTF?!?
Xandra 7 years ago
That's revenge for something! My parent's cat did something like that, after my mom held him down for the vet to treat his ear infection, he went and took a poop right in the middle of her bed. He normally used his litter box.
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#41
My Halloween Decorations Got Eaten By A Moose This Morning
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
There's a moose loose about this hoose! (best read in a Scottish accent where hoose = house)
#42
That Is My Worst Dream Right There
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
Oh lord please, I hope they are ok or no one was on the ride at this time. So scary and sad.
Pam Falcioni 7 years ago
No one was on the ride at the time https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/30/bangkoks-new-dino-eye-ferris-wheel-catches-fire/
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#43
Accidently Closed A Fish Oil Pill In My Laptop... Laptop Breaks But Liquid Gel Doesn't
Tiffany Zhu 7 years ago
Once I tried to cut one open. I almost cut my finger off but I managed to make a hole. Man, the capsule skin is so thick.
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Halldora Landvik 7 years ago
How strong did they shut the laptop though? It shouldn't happen if you don't do it like a raging bull; I often leave stuff on my laptop to actually prevent it fully closing and keep it running.
Aishwarya Lahiri 7 years ago
Raging bull. No clue why that made me laugh so hard.
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Nathan Girard 7 years ago
You might be better off though. A new screen is much easier to fix than the entire rest of the computer if it got filled with fish oil.
#44
Wake Up To Frozen Vomit All Over My Car From The Balconies Above! ... And A Flat Tire! Happy New Year!
Lauren Baker 7 years ago
oh gosh i feel bad for this guy! if i were him a would wait a few hours and then go up and talk to these people! :o
Load More Replies... The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Hope you know your neighbours. Give them the bucket and sponge and tell them to get scrubbing.
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
The people responsible are probably asleep. So just lay a fresh turd on their doorstep as a new year gift!
#45
Buried A Friend In The Sand And Throw Potato Chips Around His Head - Then Came The Seagulls
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
If that's what you do to your friends, I wouldn't want to be your enemy...
#46
Just Saw Someone's Bag Drop Off A Trailer At Dublin Airport
Mikleo 7 years ago
It should at least have said so before arriving at the airport.
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Harley Osborne 7 years ago
Similar to something I did. I left my wallet in the car at a London Airport, managed to get back through security to get it, went through it all again...then eventually left it in a taxi in Edinburgh. I noticed just as it drove away...
#47
Someone Appears To Have Lost Their Focus
adoracat 7 years ago
I'm now even more glad I drive a FORD ESCAPE ;). (That was bad even for me...)
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Alycia Bell 7 years ago
The episode on The Office when Michael drives into the lake because the GPS -"The machine knows!"
#48
He Looks Like Doughnut
Flare 5 years ago
Yeah get a doctor, sunburns should NOT swell that much.
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lazy panda 7 years ago
I'm going to be this person...is it me, or does he look like one of the characters you create on a WII? But seriously, the ER is calling.
#49
This Happened When Security Guard Used Pepper Spray On Soccer Fan That Was Holding Flare
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
No, this is the fans pure stupidity. They are always warned and if they do not listen, it is their problem. Also, watch the video and you will realize that no harm was done.
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Emily Johnston 7 years ago
Here is a video. Wild soccer fans in Poland. It was riot police. The man was unhurt. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2615403/VIDEO-Football-fan-Poland-set-fire-sprayed-police.html
Magpie 7 years ago
Thank you Emily. " The man was Unhurt." I needed to hear that. and i'm quitting looking at this thread. Tooo mean for me.
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#50
So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
Anyone remember that old joke; "They told Little Lulu that her brother fell off the roof, and Little Lulu laughed and laughed 'cause she knew boys don't do that"
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
They told Little Lulu that her brother fell off the roof and Little Lulu laughed and laughed 'cause she knew boys don't do that. (just seeing how many will remember that one)
#51
Pizza Slid Out Of The Box
Sherida van den Bent 7 years ago
It's still on the paper!! You can still eat it!! Did not touch the floor :p
Odette Boisvert 7 years ago
ahahahahah that's what I was thinking too!!!!!
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Evelína Zlá 7 years ago
That is not funny, not funny at all - it hurts my eyes. BTW he/she should rather wake her up and not taking photos.
Random Panda 7 years ago
Why not help the lady instead of taking pictures? The pizza is on the paper, so it can still be saved.
#52
My Buddy Lives Next Door To A Car Dealership And Forgot His Parking Brake
Monika Rhodes 7 years ago
Nah, his car was jealous of the other ones so tries to take their place.
#53
My Mom Is Gonna Kill Me
#54
When A Customer Takes Your Job
DE Ray 7 years ago
To be honest, I've been in several O'Reilly's, and I can understand the urge to take the computer away from the clerk. Customer: "I need a windshield wiper blade." Clerk: "What type of car?" Customer: "A 2015 Ford Focus." Clerk: "Right. Do you know what size tires it has? Because the computer won't tell me which wiper blade you need until we put that, the engine size, and whether or not you bought the car on a Thursday in the system."
M O'Connell 7 years ago
Sometimes cars are sold with trim-packages which can only be determined by such data. Those trims might affect what style of wipers the car has. I can think of at least one Mercedes model, if you got the higher trim, it came with articulated wipers which covered more of the windshield, but the blade inserts were a different size. The system is likely not programmed with all the stupid names for trim levels, but it knows if you have the 16" wheels, then you have everything that comes with the "GL" trim level.
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Henry Cheves 4 years ago
Why are there sunglass lenses just floating in the air above his head
Lora Allen 1 year ago
We've done this. It was a rare part from a different vehicle that would fit our non-standard set up. To be fair, the salesman's father hadn't even been born yet when our truck was built!
#55
Grandma Didn't Make It In Time
Romina 7 years ago
That was actually near my house. There are lights and a loud bell noise before the barriers go down (someone in a control booth somewhere else checks to see if its cleared). The lady went underneath the closed barriers and wanted to continue crossing with her bike. The bridge had already slowly been set in motion and it takes a little while for it to manually make it stop and come down. She was just being an idiot.
KismetTheFox 7 years ago
“Poor lady” nothing. She’s one of those people who think she can get across on her bike before the bridge opens up and puts her life in danger, as well as the ship because they now have to get her and stop the ship. People need to stop doing this.
Kiahna 7 years ago
That's really bad, but it was her own fault. I'm sure there were signs and lights indicating that she couldn't go on the bridge.
Iwona Milewska 7 years ago
There must have been, but some old ladies move so slowly she might have gotten on the bridge while the sings still allowed people to go there. Just my assumption though - there *are* ladies who ignore such signs whatsoever.
Load More Replies... Jessica Temple 7 years ago
Oh my goodness, hope she was able to stay on there and had a second set of panties with her.
#56
There Is Always That Unlucky Friend
Hannah Ingram 7 years ago
bottom of his glass broke and the whole drink went down
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C Hypercube 7 years ago
In the last frame of the GIF, her face is about to explode into a laugh.
Andrea Jaje 7 years ago
I've had this happen as the waitress was putting down the drink. Then, she glared at me like I did it.
#57
A Plane Engine Went Hurling Into My Neighbor's House After A Crash
M O'Connell 7 years ago
""Pa, Pa! Lookie here, we just got us-selves a brand new Lycoming! Hot-diggity!"" Seriously though, I hope nobody was injured.
#58
Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through
Ichsan Hardy 7 years ago
it has to be opened manually, the trailer doesnt have the number to be read by the system
Niall Mac Iomera 7 years ago
Just keep driving. Not your fault it closed before you got through
#59
Goddamnit.. Why Me..?
IndoUK 7 years ago
Why am I not surprised that this happened in The Netherlands hahaha. You will hardly see a Dutch dog owner cleaning up after their pooch.
Bored Fox 7 years ago
Unfortunately this is a common problem in many countries. The dog owners let their dogs poo everywhere and if someone complains they just reply that 'dog poo is bio-degreable' or 'I will start cleaning the dog poo when other people start collecting broken glass and other trash'.
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Carlin Scott 7 years ago
From the looks of the picture, the scooter is parked on a sidewalk; where else would you see cement tile like that? So this could be evidence of karma
Blacksheep 7 years ago
Well maybe next time you won't park your bike on the sidewalk... If you do, you deserve s**t on it.
Adam Hart-Dyke 7 years ago
"Hello, insurance company? Yeah, someone set fire to my bike... That's what happened. Total write off."
#60
Sunroof Accidentally Left Open
#61
I Guess This Means We're Done Swinging For The Day
Erica Annie 7 years ago
He's lucky the whole thing didn't collapse on him, that could have been a lot worse.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
As a kid, we had a swingset. Probably at least once a week, I would grill my Dad about the safety of said swingset. He would reassure me enough that I'd go on it, but I always suspected that one day...one day...he'd be sorry he lied to me.
M O'Connell 7 years ago
Important DIY skill: judging the quality of lumber! Spike knots are especially bad for structural members under live load.
#62
And I Had Just Finished Vacuuming
M O'Connell 7 years ago
It's called "pillowing" Common in homes from the 1960s-1970s, drywall from that era has a tendency to sag from regular exposure to humidity (no leaks required), eventually it all just falls in.
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CultOfBambi 7 years ago
What happens when you install your indoor beach volleyball court on the second floor...
Evgeniya Khon 7 years ago
Legend has it if you leave it for a week Ariana Grande will appear there to shoot a music video
Grumble o'Pug 7 years ago
Do you live under a sand dune? Do you store sand in the attic? What the heck?
#63
Racoons And Squirrels Live In Our Attic, Now We Have Sh*t-Cicles Growing From Our Soffit
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I have learned a new word today: soffit. Did not know there was a word for that.
Bettye McKee 7 years ago
Better call an exterminator. Those little critters can burn your house down.
P and R TannerHoath 7 years ago
It's a work of art if you think about it. All credit goes to the animals!!
#64
I Tried To Add Almond Milk To My Coffee This Morning
Lilly 7 years ago
and kept adding it because the color wasn't changing & i couldn't understand why...
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Suction Cup + Sun
Kelly 7 years ago
It's called burning glass and dates back to the year 212 B.C., by Archimedes.
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Delaying The Inevitable
Abraham Marshall 3 years ago
slide a plastic mat under it then slowley lift it up and bring it to a sink
Wonder Woman 6 years ago
Cut off the bottom(or the top, now :)) and just drink from there. Easy!
Denise von Do'Urden 7 years ago
slip a playing card under it and lift it up. will prevent most of the damage :D
#67
Help Me
Marion Vada 7 years ago
That’s why u don’t put the address in until AFTER you finish typing/proof reading.
frederic eeckman 7 years ago
Well then you just immediately send the right message and you start with "sorry for the previous message, I accidentally sent it too fast"... No big deal, he won't kill you :p
#68
Apparently I Found A Loose Thread While Vacuuming
Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago
Now it looks like your vacuum is part of the illuminati or something.
#69
The Airbag Did Not Deploy
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
Well a seatbelt restrains your torso not your head/neck, so not really no. That's why they have airbags. Inertia keeps you moving forward. Seatbelt holds back body. Head continues to move forward as it is not restrained. Airbag "softens" impact of head.
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SirWriteALot 7 years ago
No sympathy whatsoever. If you get behind the wheel and don't buckle up you deserve what's coming to you.
#70
My Company Wanted To Make Our Fountain Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness. Didn't.... Quite Get It Right
#71
Irish Parking Lot
Parmeisan 7 years ago
This reminds me of the time I was in Nova Scotia in a parking lot in the dark. Now, I'm from Saskatchewan where we're kinda famous for being flat. It never occurred to me that someone might build a *parking lot* on a non-flat area. I was running after some people that were accidentally driving away with my wallet, and could see just well enough to recognize a bumper in front of me. I jumped over it. And kept going... five feet down onto concrete. Couldn't even see to adjust my landing. Yup. I came out of that one surprisingly well.
Parmeisan 7 years ago
It was actually really funny because I was holding a bunch of balloons from the event we'd just left. All the people behind me could see was me & the balloons suddenly disappearing, and then me shouting "I'm okay! It's fine!" while the balloons slowly rose into the air.
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#72
It Turns Out I've Been Washing Dishes With Floor Cleaner For A While
Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
It's basically the same stuff! Bet if you look at the ingredients they would be almost, if not exactly the same!
#73
My 12 Year Old Nephew Decided That Hitting A Spray Paint Can With A Hammer Was A Good Idea
Bored Fox 7 years ago
I remember that in 1990's some kids at my school thought it was a great idea to spray paint their own hair. The results were usually horrible because they usually had paint also on their faces and clothes. They got that idea when one kid actually had a very great looking 'punk' hair because of that method.
#74
Stolen Toilet
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
Who is 'they'? I mean sometimes in Australia if a tradie isn't paid (by either you or the employer) they 'reverse' the work that they haven't been paid for. Basically I'm suggesting that this person may have not paid a plumber to install a loo, so the plumber took back the loo.
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
It does look like a work in progress so I think you might well be right.
Load More Replies... Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
The Police are struggling to find any clues as....they have nothing to go on....!!!
Bradley Auerbach 7 years ago
This reminds me of burglars on the Sims games. They like to steal things such as toilets instead of computers and TVs sometimes!
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
What's with all the gloom in that bathroom? All the colors of a gray, drab, awful day....I don't get it.
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
That happened at the police station once. The police had nothing to go on
#75
This Is What Happens In My Hometown When You Don't Leave The Faucet Trickling In The Winter. Pipes Bursting In Watertown, NY
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
Every time I feel like complaining about 117 F heat here in Arizona I will look at this picture. That must be expensive to deal with. To be that cold inside the house! -- Geesh.
Felipe Milano 7 years ago
I believe I've never seen a town live up to its name so perfectly before...
Justin Crandall 7 years ago
Aaand this is legit where I live. Can attest that it definitely gets as cold as the tundra here!
Monica Patton 7 years ago
My sister & bro-in-law came home for the holidays one year and turned their heat off. Needless to say, this happens in the south, too.
#76
Well, That Sucks
Bradley Auerbach 7 years ago
"A grand piano fell on my car!" *Insurance company representative laughs.*
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Kami 7 years ago
Like in George Clooney ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtwCf5WWUU
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#77
Sometimes I Get A Little Dirty At Work
ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
Workin' in the coal mine Goin' on down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip down Workin' in a coal mine
Nadja Lambacher 7 years ago
Lol this always remind me of the Heavy Metal movie.
Load More Replies... Jef Bateman 7 years ago
I knew somebody who used to get covered in ashes like this. Then some rich aristocrat found out that her foot was the right size for a slipper he had, and she never worked another day in her life. Strange world.
#78
Well We Finally Got Some Rain Out Here In California. This Happened In My Neck Of The Woods Thursday Night
Analyn Lahr 7 years ago
Even a little rain after a dry spell can cause mudslides in California.
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Susie Stock 7 years ago
Between the Thomas Fire and the mudslides, we had a pretty rough time here in California.
#79
First Time On A Greyhound Bus. All The Stories Are True
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
It looks like you might have a chance to witness the miracle of birth.
Vinniegret 5 years ago
That is one impressive gut. A woman with that sized belly would be poised to deliver!
Rani Johnson 6 years ago
Oh, I've had people listen to obnoxious music, with headphones on, on full volume and sing to it.
#80
Wedding Party Falls Into Lake
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
Don't try to have an unusual wedding. Why? Why do that? It just annoys everyone at best, and then trouble ensues at worst. Then the bride and/or groom is all pissed because their perfect day was ruined. So ridiculous.
#81
Stupid Orange Cones Getting In My Way
#82
This Just Happened At Morton Salt Co. In Chicago
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
When I was a kid, salty meant risque or profane. Why do kids use it to mean angry? I am not just griping; I want to know why the word has changed its meaning.
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#83
Do Not Park On The Beach
Robert Morson 7 years ago
This stupid: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/gps-tourists-australia_n_1363823.html
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Tamera Deuel 7 years ago
I saw that happen once at Pismo. People forget there is a low tide and a high tide....
AccioQueenFans 4 years ago
Ah, I bet those people used to read Magic School Bus. They thought that their car would turn into a submarine and a surfboard and things like that. I WISH though!
#84
Just Another Day In San Francisco
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago
I used to live in SF and this happens at least once per month. Usually tourist busses or inexperienced BART drivers.
Rob Chapman 7 years ago
"inexperienced BART drivers"..... I think you mean MUNI, considering BART is a subway and it would be VERY strange to see a BART train trying to climb a city street.
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Wisdom,Power,Donut 7 years ago
I always thought that that part of san Francisco's road design was stupid and dangerous.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago
Well, the roads were built back in the early 1800s when automobiles were not a thing.
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#85
Pushed My Office Door Open With My Foot This Morning
#86
My Oven Just Exploded
#87
He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup Of Noodles
Jack Hirsh 7 years ago
One time I tried to microwave a corn dog, but I forgot to remove the tin foil wrapper. The corndog caught on fire, and the plate melted into the pores of the corndog. I through the corndog on the ground outside when it had cooled, and it shattered like glass.
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
Glad he was trying to do it for himself tho... try, try and succeed kiddo
#88
I Drove My Chevy To The Levy, But The Levy Was... Oh F*ck
OsanaSucks The Precious Of Friends 6 years ago
Saying this will be the day that i die
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Them good ole boys was drinking whiskey and rye singing...this'll be the day that I die....ooooOoooo this'll be the day that I dieeee.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I have wondered since before the internet what a "levy" was. My bigger question was, "Do people in England all know what a 'levy' is, or are they as clueless"? And now that we have the internet, and I can google it, I refuse to. Someday, I'm going to think of these questions, and ask them of someone beside me, and that person will answer, and I will then marry that person.
#89
Someone Stole The Doors Off A Neighbor's Car Last Night
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago
I had someone steal my windshield wipers before, but this is next level.
#90
Found Out Why My Package Is Late
Windix Family 5 years ago
That happens to me once when snip that was carrying our packages sunk
Polina Semeniuk 4 years ago
Sorry If This Is Off Topic, But I Have A 5 Guys Location Near My Town In The Kensington, MD Shopping Center, And It's Up And Running!
#91
Keys Swung Into My Car And Got Stuck Before An Exam
#92
Was 5 Minutes From Closing
Paul K. Johnson 7 years ago
Slide a piece of cardboard under it. Then slide a board under that. Pick it up and turn it over.
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Get the vacuum cleaner first (using the hose) and lift one side of the container slowly while sucking up the mess. It won't be that bad. Have I had something similar happen? Oh yes.
#93
First Day Back On Campus
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
It looks like the cab wasn't damaged so unless the driver had some sudden illness strike they should have been fine. Perhaps it would be best if they didn't try driving something like this again though!
Load More Replies... Nova Blackheart 7 years ago
When you schedule a school break out but the driver doesn't make it
#94
Yup
Kathleen Schwark/Steppler 6 years ago
This was your future you telling you not to use this color, you will absolutely regret it.
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
That's why it's a good idea to decant paint into a tray and then have a large box of disposable gloves! Balancing the brush on top the tin? This was sadly inevitable. I know... I've done it (but only the once).
#95
I Heard We Were Doing Fake Henna Tattoo Screw Ups. This Happened To Me In Mexico A Couple Years Ago
Nomadus Aureus 7 years ago
Black henna is full of chemicals, and has precious little to do with the reddish powder made from the plant.
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Randy Inbred 7 years ago
henna person: "I think maybe you should do a patch test first sir" Idiot: "screw that! This is gonna look AWESOME!!"
joe Shmoe 7 years ago
black "henna" is not henna, it is hair dye. which beauticians take great care to not get on your skin because it is TOXIC. never get a black henna tattoo. and if getting the brown kind make sure the application is a thick paste not a thin liquid. if liquid it is also toxic dye.
#96
I Fell Through A Customers Ceiling
Barbara Cooke 7 years ago
My son in law did this. He installs internet cables etc in homes and businesses.
#97
Good Job, Guys
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Calm down, zealot. It’s just a tree and it was probably damaged or rotting. The war hero is not affected by this.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
To everyone who thinks this is terrible: Assume the tree was planted in the 19-teens, and assume it was a cottonwood (which it looks like it was). Cottonwoods generally only live 70-90 years, a 100-year-old cottonwood was pretty much at the end of its life. Plus they aren't a very strong tree, and it was likely taken down for safety reasons. Cpl. Peiffer's memory will live on, when a new tree is planted here.
Kjorn 7 years ago
with all the moss on it he must being cut down from a long time. maybe that tree was dead
mbergen 7 years ago
I don't think its moss, maybe someone painted a herbicide on it?
Load More Replies... Ashley Fernandes 7 years ago
It's very possible the tree was diseased and dying. Sad that they didn't replace it though.
Angela Platts 7 years ago
There's still a little life there with that off shoot of leaves, he's fighting back!
Ben S. 7 years ago
It's just you (kidding -- the lighting or angle or something messed up the second 9) It says: 1914 - 1918
Load More Replies... Jessica Temple 7 years ago
I wonder if the tree had died and was becoming a hazard? There is always more to the picture, right?
#98
Just How I Wanted To Start My Day
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I once had a car that had only one handle, the back door on the passenger side. Luckily, I was 5' 1" and 110 pounds, so crawling over the seats was no big deal. My son saw me do it so much that when I got into another car using the correct door, he giggled and giggled at how silly his Mom was. (I did eventually get some new handles from the junk yard. Stupid Omnis were always losing parts.) My next car that I bought had a visor and door handles, and I was so thrilled that when people asked what kind of a car I had, I would grin like a maniac and say, "It's green and has door handles and a visor!"
Jessica Temple 7 years ago
looks like you'll be climbing through the passenger side for an eternity
#99
My Sisters TV, After She Had Kept It In Front Of Her Fireplace Mantle That "Only Had The Pilot Light On"
Rob Chapman 7 years ago
Your sister's tv, huh? Considering I saw this exact image on Ebaum's World days ago on a list of random memes. Why do people on this site feel the need to BS for attention?
Rob Chapman 7 years ago
Plus, it's quite obvious in the image that the tv is connected to a PS3. Clearly indicating that whatever happened to the tv happened while it was sitting on the dresser, with no fireplace in site.
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#100
Some Teacher Is Having A Bad Day At School Today
Lemon cake 7 years ago
This was plan A for the "ink machine" then they were like Nah, we need to make it unrealistic and put less ink lol
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Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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#101
Woke Up To 5ft Of Sewage In My Basement
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
It's time to move. Drywall over the basement door and don't tell them you had one.
Rani Johnson 6 years ago
I remember when my sister's basement flooded. My niece and I wanted to swim down there so bad.... (We're 5 yrs apart, my niece and I).
#102
Looks Like I'll Be Late To Work Today
Ged Maybury 7 years ago
And what about the guy who's just had 4 concrete blocks stolen? He must be hurtin' too.
#103
How Did This Even Happen?
SexyEggPlant 7 years ago
no, it would being too easy to get trapped and drown
Load More Replies... Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
Rolled (Or lost control and drove) into the pool, from top of the rise and through the fence on the right.
#104
Getting A Tattoo Of Your Newborn
Hanneke Legerstee 7 years ago
I have seriously never seen a baby/kid tattoo look nice! why don't people learn!
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Absolutely! I don't think I've seen a tattoo of any face look particularly good. Not unless the tattooist really is exceptionally skilled.
Load More Replies... Shauday Smith 7 years ago
Is that the tattoo artist taking the picture? those black gloves make me think that this dude is proud of his work.
#105
This Will Teach You To Instagram Your Food
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
WHY would you instagram that mess??! Hardly the most beautiful plate....
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I bet it looked better before the addition of the phone. I mean, it must always have been a limited color palette, but I bet it was arranged better. That or the title is just a joke that apparently neither of us got.
Load More Replies... Kjorn 7 years ago
stupid people... i'm surprise that take picture of your poop after you eat is not a trend yet
Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Actually, this is curry and rice (not gravy??) and maybe this was the first time they cooked it successfully! Maybe they are a student making their own meal away from home. Whatever, it is funny but endemic of people who take these photos, but we cannot assume everything from just one picture. :-)
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
Looking at food as like reading about music. Why would anyone take pictures of their food? I still don't get it. Who on earth cares what you're eating for dinner? Even if you're a world-famous chef, it's not as if you're actually sharing the food with others. They can't eat it!
#106
Ooops
#107
My Dad Got Paint Sprayed On His 2-Week-Old Car From A Garbage Truck's Press
Alison Rae 7 years ago
That's one of the many reasons you don't put wet paint in your trash. In my hometown they would never pick your trash up again if you did.
Patricia Stilwell 7 years ago
Oh, this one makes me sad. The worst we had was the idiot who put a can of paint in the trash and the compactor painted a stripe and "footprints" down the street that lasted for about 3 years. But your dad's NEW CAR. Damn.
#108
Well, Buying The One Behind It Didn't Work, And Buying The One Behind That One Didn't Work, Aaaaand... I'm Out Of Change
#109
I Hope His Sink Is Clean!
#110
Just Put It In Rice
Asia 7 years ago
Wait... How this happened exactly...? The phone was on the roof... then it fell off and hit the car it fell of from? What?!
Wisdom,Power,Donut 7 years ago
Okey, while I don't have the answer, my only possible guess is that the phone fell off the roof, hit the trunk, and the only way it stayed was because his car must've had a spoiler. Oh, and it's bent because momentum and drag and such.
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
How did your phone hit your car if you left it on the roof of your car?
Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Oooh! Couldn't work out what it was until I read the comment!!!
Gabriel Sbárbaro 7 years ago
I've seen this kind of things happen several times... why the f**k you all leave things on the roof of your car??? I've never seen anyone do that here...
#111
400 Kg Of Liquid Chocolate Leaked Onto The Street After The Tank Containing It Fell Of A Trailer
karen snyder 7 years ago
No one else is questioning this!!!! Seriously, why would anyone transport LIQUID chocolate? Let alone 400 kg of liquid chocolate in what looks like an industrial tempering tank, precariously loaded on to the back of a lorry. There is only one explanation, guerrilla chocolate fountains!
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Jessica Temple 7 years ago
pretty sure I'd just walk up and lay in it... bam... dreams do come true.
#112
Well... Sh*t
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
Do you guys remember when it was a cool prank to knock over these when your friend was doing business in there? Or was I just surrounded by idiots in my adolescence?
#113
Was Playing Fetch With My Kitten When She Used My Shoulder As A Launch Pad
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
I do believe that a cat would play fetch but I don't believe that you'd be playing with one that had claws THAT far apart!
Joe Palffy 7 years ago
there is no way that's from a kitten, sure they can scratch you, but 4 evenly spaced and too wide scratches ? a kitten's paw would fit in between each of those
#114
This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable
Marja Jolivet 7 years ago
Even more of stupid packaging in this world! Scissors, knives or cutters slip too easily on those invincible wrappings.
Load More Replies... °-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago
In loving memory of the phone cable. 2018 - a few seconds later.
#115
It Takes 5 Minutes In The Bath To Become A Smurf
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
Only one thing to do. Put your face in the bath, shave your head and become Nebula!
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
It reminds me when we changed bed sheets. I didn't realize that I'm William Wallace before I came to work.
Tiffany Zhu 7 years ago
It is known that when you use a bath bomb you do have a chance of dying your skin due to the food coloring used to color the bath bombs!
#116
The Last Peaceful Day Before Students Arrive Starts Like This
Asia 7 years ago
"Clean it up? Nooo...! I'll just let it sink a bit, while I take a picture"... WTF
Xiaolaohu 7 years ago
It's linoleum and Formica, you got a minute to clean it up, calm down buck a roo, go get some coffee, just check the lid twice
Load More Replies... Paul Dixon 7 years ago
I was sat at work when a nice old lady who had just started decided to bring me a coffee because she was having one. She went to put it down and dropped it. It went all on my desk, my paperwork, my computer, and on me. I had hot coffee on my lap. Thankfully I work at a nice place and everyone around me jumped up handing tissues etc. The computer survived, I had a change of clothes in my locker (albeit sportswear. Lol) and the paperwork for the most part could be reprinted.
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
If that's the worst thing you've had happen in a school full of children then you've been very lucky up until now.
#117
I Thought I Was Having A Bad Day, But I Felt Better Once I Realized Someone At Work Had It Worse
Karynne Williams 7 years ago
How do you get out of the drivers door... RIGHT THERE... and not take it out and throw it in the bed of the truck to get rid of the evidence?
Gabriel Sbárbaro 7 years ago
I honestly don't understand how can this happen... I mean, you must be a special kind of r******d for this to happen to you...
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
How did they not notice it when they got out of the truck after parking?
Mark Kelly 7 years ago
worst thing is he drove all the way therewith it. Ever use your side view mirrors?
Kirsten Mikkelsen 7 years ago
I can understand that people can forget it - but how can you park, leave your vehicle and STILL leave the hose there?!?
#118
The Lid Of My Pepper Shaker Fell Off
#119
Well Sh*t
#120
Birthday Balloons Caught On Rose Bush As I Brought Them In...
#121
Well That Sucks
#122
The Lesson Was Learnt
BusLady 7 years ago
Sense when does it censor cuss words? News to me. I better watch my language.
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#123
My Wife Didn't Put Away Her $300.00 Stetson Hat. Our Dog Reminded Her
leeroy jenkins 7 years ago
step 1. don't buy expensive hats. step 2. get something that if your dog does chew up, its easy to replace.
BusLady 7 years ago
Step 3. Don't leave expensive things where the dog can get them
Load More Replies... Jessica Temple 7 years ago
wow I would never spend that kind of money on a hat, I just bought one very similar to this for 8$ at target... silly people with money.
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
Get the dog his own things to chew. Our 10 month old has learned what's his to chew and what's not ok.
#124
I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed
Tiffany Zhu 7 years ago
Someone was carrying paint in their car and somehow it feel out and got busted open and splattered everywhere.
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Pixel Gaming and Friends 7 years ago
I actually love it when these things spill on the road, it makes it more interesting!
Nydia Johannessen 7 years ago
I think it's a bike path, and that black thing was the basket holding the paint. Looks like it broke off of the bike.
#125
I Just Wanted To Dry It Out And I Forgot About It
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
No, he dried it in front of a nuclear reactor.
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#126
I Was Just De-Tangling The Passenger Belt From The Driver’s Side When It Snapped Out Of My Hand And Lodged Itself Under The Parking Brake. Neither Brake Nor Belt Would Budge. Had To Call For A Tow
Sherida van den Bent 7 years ago
Why didn't you just cut the belt? Probably cheaper than a tow...
Cesi Baca 7 years ago
Or she could’ve just moved the seat all the way forward.
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#127
My Friends Laptop Was Broken By Someone Who Threw Her Bag
metalheavy 7 years ago
It's in the original reddit post kinda far down, she was at some event and her bag was in the way. Kinda sounds like she was careless to me, but details are slim.
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Adrienne Walters 7 years ago
Because the airline didn't let you take it as hand luggage?
Load More Replies... #128
My Friend Lent Me Their Spirit Level And He Asked Me To Take Good Care Of It. I Took A Picture Of It In My Bent Arm And Accidentally Sent It To My 70 Year Old Boss. I Need A New Job
Ama-nee 7 years ago
in some places it's called bubble level, in some a waterpass. useful thing if you wanna level something.
Load More Replies... Hansel Jonathan 7 years ago
If I were the boss, I wouldn't even understand what's wrong with the picture. I still don't get it.
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
I don't get it either, what is 'spirit' or 'bubble level'? And the picture doesn't look as rude as you think....
BlackestDawn 7 years ago
Spirit/bubble level measures the density of a liquid, mostly used when checking alcohol percentage. As for the picture, it kinda looks like it's pushed up a r****m.
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#129
Good Times
#130
Run Flat Stopped Working 1 Mile From Destination
Shane Chang 7 years ago
I haven't had a car since the 90's.. what's "run flat"? Is it as simple as it sounds?
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
A tire that is designed to reduce deflation when punctured. Basically you don't have to stop straight away to change the tire if it's punctured. You can drive a little bit longer. A lot of Mini's don't actually have spare tires so 'run flats' are a common on them to allow you to drive to a tire place.
Load More Replies... Nathan Girard 7 years ago
So many small cars now do run flats or an inflation kit instead to save on space. This is why that strategy is dubious at best.
Load More Replies... BusLady 7 years ago
I had one when I was abt 19. Scared the hell out of me.
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#131
Disappointment
Nick P 7 years ago
Remove it from the top and eat it as if nothing ever happened. It's pizza for God sake..
Bobbi Berryhill 7 years ago
excuse, me! you can't have pizza without cheese! how dare you
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I Just Wanted A Midnight Snack
#133
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
BusLady 7 years ago
The pan was too flimsy. Probably came from the dollar store.
Load More Replies... Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
This is why you set a pie pan on a foil covered cookie sheet to take them in and out of the oven--learned the hard way.
#134
I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This
Joe Palffy 7 years ago
why are you keeping a broken pepper grinder ? stupidity has a price, glad to see the stupid people are also paying for it
Jim Hunt 7 years ago
why would you be glad of anyone's misfortune? Is it your hope or expectation that others be glad of yours when it occurs?
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#135
It Does And It Doesn't
#136
Somebody Had A Bad Morning
Carole Reid 7 years ago
For sure. But now a days it takes a second mortgage to buy them.
Load More Replies... Kiahna 7 years ago
Err... I don't know the anatomy of a cigarette so can someone explain this to me?
#137
I Think This Speaks For Itself
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Er, is that meant to be a broken tooth? I would rummage for my specs but my little dog hasn't been well and she's finally asleep on my lap. Yes, I'm too soft but I've also been cleaning up barf on and off today!
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Braineating Spleen 7 years ago
I needed a laugh. Thanks for this. Today i found out i have a degenerative spine issue snd my SO was made redundant from a job he loved and paid well. Damm you flying spaghetti monster, stop ruining everyones day!
Phemonoe 153 7 years ago
I'm sorry. I hope that he finds a new job soon and that your disease can be managed as comfortably as possible.
Load More Replies... Kelly 7 years ago
Funny, but I'd rather stand all of them instead of my severe cancer. I think all my days are a bit worse than a blob, sunburns or a hungry seagull. Hilarious though.
Misterscooter 7 years ago
Yeah, cancer is in the bad day hall of fame. Hang in there.
Load More Replies... Least-Angelic-Angel. 7 years ago
Failing my math test suddenly does not feel so bad. Thanks for the laughs.
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
The further you get from needing to take tests or exams the less important they become. You can always re-take it. Good luck for the next time.
Load More Replies... Eliška Hůlková 7 years ago
Well, I hadn't the best day myself. I'm supposed to learn for exams at college, but my anxiety doesn't allow me to concentrate.
White Wolf 7 years ago
Poor panda. I know what you're going through. Regular your breathing and think of it, whatever happens, you still will be you and won't get murdered/punished/taken apart/etc. In 1-2 months it will be behind you.
Load More Replies... Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Some of them are funny coincidences, but damn how many show people's stupidity xD
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Or how very little can happen before some people start wailing that their day has been ruined. Bit like the old Jasper Carrot joke "There's nothing worse than a paper-cut". Yeah right. Some of these are bad but things like lighting the wrong end of a cigarette? That's really not.
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Jenny 7 years ago
I also have a severe spinal degeneration issue and a knackered hip n knee. Bored panda keeps me laughing. Love to all suffering x
Rob Chapman 7 years ago
It's so obvious several of these DID NOT happen to the person who posted them. I've seen many of these images on other sites, some of them are several years old. Pathetic that people have to blatantly lie just to try to get attention.
Braineating Spleen 7 years ago
I needed a laugh. Thanks for this. Today i found out i have a degenerative spine issue snd my SO was made redundant from a job he loved and paid well. Damm you flying spaghetti monster, stop ruining everyones day!
Phemonoe 153 7 years ago
I'm sorry. I hope that he finds a new job soon and that your disease can be managed as comfortably as possible.
Load More Replies... Kelly 7 years ago
Funny, but I'd rather stand all of them instead of my severe cancer. I think all my days are a bit worse than a blob, sunburns or a hungry seagull. Hilarious though.
Misterscooter 7 years ago
Yeah, cancer is in the bad day hall of fame. Hang in there.
Load More Replies... Least-Angelic-Angel. 7 years ago
Failing my math test suddenly does not feel so bad. Thanks for the laughs.
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
The further you get from needing to take tests or exams the less important they become. You can always re-take it. Good luck for the next time.
Load More Replies... Eliška Hůlková 7 years ago
Well, I hadn't the best day myself. I'm supposed to learn for exams at college, but my anxiety doesn't allow me to concentrate.
White Wolf 7 years ago
Poor panda. I know what you're going through. Regular your breathing and think of it, whatever happens, you still will be you and won't get murdered/punished/taken apart/etc. In 1-2 months it will be behind you.
Load More Replies... Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Some of them are funny coincidences, but damn how many show people's stupidity xD
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
Or how very little can happen before some people start wailing that their day has been ruined. Bit like the old Jasper Carrot joke "There's nothing worse than a paper-cut". Yeah right. Some of these are bad but things like lighting the wrong end of a cigarette? That's really not.
Load More Replies... Jenny 7 years ago
I also have a severe spinal degeneration issue and a knackered hip n knee. Bored panda keeps me laughing. Love to all suffering x
Rob Chapman 7 years ago
It's so obvious several of these DID NOT happen to the person who posted them. I've seen many of these images on other sites, some of them are several years old. Pathetic that people have to blatantly lie just to try to get attention.
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