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There’s only so much BS a human being can possibly take. And this level of tolerance decreases as soon as we start talking about job applications. From one hell of a job description to position requirements that make zero sense, these are just the tip of the iceberg of the dangerous and severe diagnosis known as chronic job search exhaustion.

If you have it, you know it—because at this point you are no longer willing to send one more cover letter with dear this and dear that, because enough is enough. But there’s a safe space to talk about hard things and this corner of the internet known as the r/RecruitingHell subreddit is precisely that.

With 154k members no longer buying into broken job offers, the subreddit has quite a hell of a collection to make you feel better about where you’re at, or at least, not worse.

#1

I Will Drink To That

I Will Drink To That

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Yort
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For real, can we stop cancelling people because they said something offensive as a 20 year old in 1983?!

Beans
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also not letting them apologise or improve and not accepting their remorse. Like what's up with that? A person making a joke one time is not the hill to die on. There are people with real hateful views spewing out and and people get stuck on one 10 year old tweet and there is no recourse if you are labelled one of the 'bad' ones... Your life being ruined is justified somehow. Seems like a pretty fascist way of thinking to me.

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Oerff On Tour
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Europe companies demand full doctorates and 20 years of experience, but the applicants must be 18 years old, working 30h a day, 8days a week, and preferably pay for the privilege to work with the company

diarykeeper
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of that one 'smart' company that wanted 10 years experience in a programming language - that at that point - only existed for two. Pure brainacs.

Sarah Grape
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as an employed teenager, I would feel bad accepting a $15 salary as the minimum wage raise suggests. I am under the opinion that any degree that requires you to be an adult should pay you enough for an adult's lifestyle. If you are an adult working a job alongside teens, then you certainly deserve enough to pay rent and food, at least, so there should be more options for free schooling available for adults so you don't have to do that job anymore

the redqueen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When are you running for office, and where do I go to vote?

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Cee Mor
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES!!! I got a job as an assistant manager for an Arby's while I was still in HS, in 1978...now you practically need a MBA to manage a restaurant.

White Crow
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have written a similar article titled "Understanding And Overcoming Job Search Fatigue – How To Beat The Slump". The article covers brief summary of Job Search Fatigue. URL: https://www.whitecrow.co/resources/talent/understanding-and-overcoming-job-search-fatigue/

White Crow
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have written a similar article titled "Understanding And Overcoming Job Search Fatigue – How To Beat The Slump". The article covers brief summary of Job Search Fatigue. URL: https://www.whitecrow.co/resources/talent/understanding-and-overcoming-job-search-fatigue/

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    #2

    This Happens All The Time

    This Happens All The Time

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    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most frustrating of all!!. Should be higher.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s even more frustrating when they put a character limit in the manual part. I couldn’t put the whole name of my college in.

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    Daniel B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actively avoid companies like this. It shows mismanagement of resources and manpower. I dont mind one or the other, but not both.

    Muji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It recently happened to me, I attached resume and cover letter but they sent email asking me to complete the form again, I decided to ignore it...

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 100% Why do they insist on this?

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done the reverse of this. Entered all of my info, uploaded my resume, and it repopulated all of the fields - most of them incorrectly. Stupid automation.

    Daniel B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually openly avoid companies that do this. It tells me that the company wastes a lot of manpower amd doesn't think things through. I dont mind one or the other, but not both.

    Ella Blackwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arghhhh! I hate this more than anything! What is the point?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes way longer than manually filling out paper applications used to—-and at least with those, you actually got to talk to a real person!

    Kitti B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*cking YES!! soooooo annoyying!!

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    #3

    Anyone Relate To This?

    Anyone Relate To This?

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    JennyLaRue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! The only reason they don't include it is because they want to try and pay you as little as they can get away with.

    Lemonsito
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they almost always pitch you "growth opportunities" to compensate.

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    kurisutofu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask for the salary range when I'm asked for an interview. If they reply and it's acceptable I go, otherwise I decline. When they offer a vague reply like "I don't think the salary alone shows how much value this would bring you" or my favorite "it's based on experience" etc, I just decline.

    Alexis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always worried that would give the wrong impression that I am only applying or interviewing because of money (even though it is in a nutshell!). But I have also taken the time to interview for a job and they end up offering 70% of what I was making already. Finding newjobs is such a headache

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    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even apply for a job anymore without knowing the salary. The amount of times I've had my time wasted and been seriously lowballed is extreme!

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh YES! First thing I ask recruiters - what are the remote work options and what's the salary range.

    Susan Svitak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this drives me nuts! its a waste of time for everyone involved

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't look at a car or house that wasn't advertised with a price, why not the job you are going to be using to PAY for it!

    Daniel B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't tell me the salary, your not trying to be competitive. Pass.

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a hiring manager. I agree! But we can't just list a salary. Some people come to me making $65k at their current job. If I want them, I'd pitch $75k on the offer. But if they come to me making $75 already i might offer $85k. Professional white collar jobs have a salary range, not just a salary. Hourly jobs are much more predictable.

    Christina Keenan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please put salary in the description. You will save yourselves and everyone else a lot of time

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    Job searching is one heck of a job to have. And while you’re on duty, there are many things that induce the dread of any job seeker—job search fatigue. From never-ending cover letter requests to test tasks, pre-screen interviews, draining face-to-face interviews, trial first day, and you name it, only to find out another candidate has been chosen, it's something that puts a strain on your wellbeing in a way that not many things have.

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    The worst part of the job search is that until you find one, you are not allowed to quit. The problem is that if you succumb to job search fatigue, you’ll prolong the whole process and the search will become no less easier, but way longer. So you wonder what can be done about it?

    #4

    Hiring Managers And Recruiters

    Hiring Managers And Recruiters

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    Manu
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    4 years ago

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    "This " what? Can't you write properly?

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    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but be a mom, and have the ability to take off a year or two to get a whole new human started with bonding, love, security, self esteem, etc. then try and go back to work. Tell the new potential employer what you've been doing during your "gap" I swear, it's like they'd rather hear that you robbed a convenience store and just got out!! "What, you picked your CHILD'S DEVELOPMENT over your career??? "

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw out the algorithms and metrics and once again have HUMANS read applications. Don’t give me the excuse that you don’t have enough personnel to read them all. F*****g HIRE some!!!

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who’s going to review the application for that job if they don’t have the personnel for it?

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    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone clearly shows signs of expertise, a few gaps on a paper shouldn't matter.

    Joe Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife works in a "pink" collar profession. She took a few years off when our kids were young. Now after she reentered the work space the women who dominate the profession have black balled her reentering at a professional level. Mean girls.

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country nobody asks the reason you have employment gaps. They usually assume it's for personal reasons, or having trouble finding a job in your field.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people also leave jobs off their resumes because they’re irrelevant or basically bad memories, so it looks like a gap but it isn’t.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't. We value family and care about health. Just be able to explain the gap without sounding shady and it's all fine.

    Full English
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What amazes me is that employers are willing to use algorithms to determine your suitability as a candidate but rarely use dating agencies to find themselves a suitable partner

    Miss-Un-Derstood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! Some people are just totally clueless.

    ADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this goes for you too Facebook.

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    #5

    A Little Too Accurate

    A Little Too Accurate

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    Elio X
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So accurate it hurts. Don't forget the mountain of student loan debt because tuition inflation is so much higher than normal inflation. I started college in 2008 and since then the tuition cost has gone up almost 1.5 times.

    Elisabeth Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then some asshole will be like oh you didn’t have to go to college that was your choice…as if both aren’t a rock and hard place. Dirty jobs pay well but if you get injured you’re f****d so it comes to about the same thing..

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad's a baby boomer. At one of his jobs, he was given too much work with no training, causing him to have a mental breakdown. He was made redundant from another job, with a mortgage to pay and kids to feed. When it comes to employment/money, no generation has had (or will have it) easy.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a comment just now that was deleted about young people "crying into their avocado toast". It's really really weird how many people are attacking and judging people based on what kind of coffee or toast they like. If you like said coffee or toast, you evidently don't deserve to be able to make a living at all and should be killed. Was on a website the other day where they started talking about how Trump had made us safe against Russia and China (rather than being an obvious shill for them) and they were particularly angry against anyone who drank lattes. And those who suddenly realized how dangerous China was stopped drinking lattes and this somehow was supposed to mean something. That we have to hear such stupid pig-swill opinions from inane idiots is the greatest failing of modern social communications.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...should be killed..." Paul, please get some help.

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    Victor Botha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, obviously no one here gets the irony in Janes post.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't talking about either of those subjects. I'm saying that, no matter what age you live in, you will be likely to struggle when it comes to employment and finances.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well 1960 with a college diploma wouldn’t even be a baby boomer, that’d be silent generation unless they graduated early.

    Antoine Gagnon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah that Jane S. is probably a baby boomer.

    Blackheart
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    4 years ago

    Woah, Antoine G. must be biased

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    #6

    This Guy Gets It

    This Guy Gets It

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely epic. :D

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To the left, to the left, all your résumés in a box to the left"

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many humans nowadays. If I open a spot for a more entry level type position I get hundreds of applications. Its awful.

    alex cosgrove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. Single. Time. My last 4 jobs were temp gigs, it’s like a skip the que of interviews.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I have seen people called back 3 times or more, only to be turned down.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is brilliant.

    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes 😂 Bennington would've loved this.

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    “It produces this feeling of ‘what’s the point’ and ‘I don’t want to put myself out there’ and obviously that’s a problem,” said Dawn Norris, an associate professor of sociology at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse. But the bigger problem is that if “you’re not seeking, you’re not going to find anything.”

    But according to Norris, job search fatigue is much more complex than simply “an exhaustion of rejection and not hearing back.” It turns out, it has also to do with the loss of identity. “For those of us whose identities were connected to our jobs, those rejections and not hearing back creates a mismatch. We’re constantly getting these feedback mismatches between who we believe ourselves to be and what we’re hearing. When we hear that, it increases our job search fatigue.”

    #7

    Saw It Online

    Saw It Online

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have applied, for the bants.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly but not probably...a trap to weed out lying applicants. "Flaso in uno, falso in omnibus"

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR typically have no clue about programming

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    Catherine Spencer-Mills
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - "5 years experience in Windows 2000" It was 1999.

    Lilfish_74
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could just apply and tell them that he created the damn thing. Besides that he probably didn't develop it over night so arguably could claim 4 + years experience.

    SocksNeverMatch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or make sure HR runs copy through IT managers who know!

    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago

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    Have heard that many companies post things like this so that no one from within the country can possibly get the position, so that they can hire in people on visas from other countries who will work for 1/4 of the pay.

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does not make any sense?! Someone from another country won't have 4 years experience either....it didn't exist until 1,5 years ago?!

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    #8

    We Need To Make Discussing Salary Normal

    We Need To Make Discussing Salary Normal

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is normal to discuss salaries. I am an employer, had some interviews as I hired three people (small office). While I liked their enthusiasm and their willingness to work with me, I always told them the net salary at the interview. It isn't fair to find out your salary only after working for a month there.

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem isn't that much when you're hired, but knowing how much your colleagues are making (especially for a similar job... we were 6 with the same exact job, and the gap was 900 € between the lowest and highest paid, and it wasn't even remotely justified by how long they had been working here...)

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a country where women get paid 30% less than a guy for the same job. I've been self-employed for years, but when I applied for my last job in an office, they offered me X amount, and I smiled politely while showing them a document that said the guy before me made a lot more than that and had less qualifications than I did. (I knew him, he recommended me for the job). Company director smiled at me, agreed to meet my conditions and hired me immediately. Worked there for years, until they fired my boss, who was awesome, and put a moron in his place. I quit and started my own business.

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got hired as a supervisor on a contract when i was 22 years old, working for a large auto manufacturer. Yes I was not a permanent employee there, but I was still a supervisor. I found out that the temporary employees that I was supervising were making more than I was. The full-time hourly employees I understood - but the temporary ones? I left soon after I found that out

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US it’s been illegal since the 1930s for companies to tell their employees that they can’t discuss their salaries with one another.

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think that's helpful? Different people with the same job title make different salaries based on years of experience, years with the company, great reviews vs ok reviews. Thinking everyone should make the same is unrealistic, unless you want a pay cut so the Absolute Fool you work with can make more on the back of your work.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's rude to say it's rude to discuss your salary

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salary is a right, so I've the right to discuss about... Who says that is rude is because they're not paying you enough...

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people were treated equitably, this would not be a problem

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy, I read some where on a job interview website of the do’s and dont’s , and that was on there, as far as asking how much your salary will be, that is such BS

    Ionut Tautan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah, discussing your salary with other employees - the perfect apple of discord

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    #9

    Opinion

    Opinion

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a gameshow type deal where a bunch of folks from different countries try the job applications from around the world.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would just be normal job applying. It wouldn’t be interesting if they were qualified and prepared.

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    Elio X
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my dad for advice about jobs when I was looking a few years ago since he was employed for the same company for over 30 years and he said not being a major drug addict helped (he worked in construction). But I am already not a drug addict and I work in STEM. Dad has never written a resume either. I have a MS Chemistry and I think he makes more money than me while retired.

    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this bullshit about baby boomers? At 64 I'm most definitely a baby boomer, and every job I've tried to get during the past thirty years has been a bloody nightmare of wading through all the garbage imposed by so-called "employment agencies", just like everyone forty years younger than me has to do now - and I can tell you that every single time I was talking to some know-nothing dipstick, fresh out school, whose interview process consisted of a checklist and zero knowledge of the actual job being promoted. Baby boomers didn't come up with this crap, because it all started with self-obsessed "yuppies" in the early 1990s, who all thought they were going to take the world by storm and be multi-millionaires by the time they were thirty. I've walked away from more job interviews than I care to think about, and I had a mortgage and a family to feed, because I refused to play that game.

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, someone else who thinks all boomers own a mansion, earned nothing less than $250k/year and spend all their time counting their franked dividends. Most of us are like you, just trying to keep our heads above water.

    Jenna Howe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer and can't imagine having the same job for 30 years. Who does that?? But I did tech industry and we'd get tossed back into the labor pool, in-house or not, at the drop of a ship date. Of course, I got "too old to know tech" despite being the industry from the early years on. So, time for a whole new career path, which is pretty cool. Glad I paid into social security all those years, though.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, many Boomers get new jobs after retiring. Stop being so biased.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a baby boomer and have no problem applying for jobs

    Mary Hilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally happening to me right now.

    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really want boomers competing for the same jobs you want?

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    Then, there’s a stigma about job seekers as they tend to self-isolate and put up a smile every time talking to people about how their life is going. But it’s really important to talk to others to get that much-needed social support and reassurance that you’re going to be just fine. Also, people may help you to learn new job search strategies, give a fresh perspective on your skills and experience, provide useful tips, and after all… help you to find a job.

    #10

    I’m Done

    I’m Done

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher up is much the same, "if you get refused for an internship, just go work there it literally makes zero difference".

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO Now I wonder if anyone ever tried that. I also wonder how it would would fit in plot of a comedy movie :D

    MRSS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God this is perfect and should be #1 I imagined this actually happening and I can't stop laughing at the visual. Perfect

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they call the police? Someone is working in their company for free!!

    Blarrg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a nephew who showed up at a snow cone shack and told the person working that he was the new guy and he was there to be trained. Spent half the day working with her before he admitted he just wanted to meet her.

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    #11

    Rejected From An Internship For Not Having Enough Experience

    Rejected From An Internship For Not Having Enough Experience

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it internship culture.

    Alexis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought internship is meant for people with little to no work experience in the field so they can learn and gain experience...?! smh...I have been rejected for the same reason too. They are just trying to find cheap and experienced labor under the disguise of "internship"

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internship = slavery = cheapskate company

    Lemonsito
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When companies look to hire fresh graduates with 10 years of experience. xD

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wanted : seasoned employees who will take home a beginners' salary

    Just a Marine Veteran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I got rejected by several internships that I need to complete my Masters. I even was told, "Wow, that was one of the best interviews we've ever had! Unfortunately, we really want people who have already finished their degree for this internship." It took me a year to find a place that would let me work for free.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she studied at KCL... Imagine what students from other unis have to face

    Elisabeth Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine expecting years in the field for an internship that probably only pays a stipend if anything. How we all haven’t gone stab happy is a wonder.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it just means they take on unpaid interns to do a job someone would have to be paid for.

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who got rejected for cleaning job because she had no experience.

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    #12

    Gold

    Gold

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of the content on LinkedIn is so pretentious it feels like a social network for bullshitters

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linkedin is the social network for posting professional bullshit, instead of gossip bullshit like on Facebook.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is sounding so much fake... and i consider myself pretty naive

    I_am_ace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then the chairs clapped

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the lesson, kids, is be nice to dogs. And bring doggie treats to job interviews.

    Kyan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i srongly agree with James016 that Linkedln is a social network for bullshitters. i am only 15 and if a 15 year old thinks that Linkedln is a bunch of s**t thats sad

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right James 016. 1. Who carries food for dogs to an interview. 2. How long does it take to feed a dog? The story is mean to be allegorical but is very badly done.

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    #13

    Uno Card

    Uno Card

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    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this idea. But for now there is Glassdoor

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which companies instruct their staff to write good reviews on. YMMV.

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    Miss-Un-Derstood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. I'm interviewing them too. Who says I want to work there? Place might be full of narcissists.

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree that it should work both ways, but I don't see a problem with being asked for references. How is it stupid and pointless?

    Royer Potts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And employers asking for a commander recommendation if you’re military. That’s like the equivalent of saying you’ll only take a reference from the president/CEO of a company. While not impossible, that’s not usually the person who knows what you can do.

    Jane S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've already committed, get the goss from the person you're replacing, who should be training you for at least a few days before you leave. If you're walking into a job where the previous employee isn't around to train you, it's often a red flag. (Industry dependent, of course).

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience if people quit to take a new job they give two to three weeks notice. The reason they leave might not even always be about the company they are leaving. Our company takes two months to hire new people from the time they do the posting to when the new person starts. Not having the person you are replacing around to ask questions just isn’t feasible.

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    felixreychman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work, it's standard procedure for a candidate to meet with a potential future collegue, and ask whatever. I would request that!

    DotC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many job boards blogs say you should be able to talk to employees to ask them about the company but they never let you.

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny because job references only give out that you worked there, your job title, and maybe when you started and left.

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No really can we seriously start this? Reviews online are alright, but if I can speak to someone that just got fired or quit, I wanna know why dammit.😂

    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring Uno Cards. Lay +2 on the table when they drop that question.* Watch their *pikachu face* *Just hope they don't have a reversal or another +x.

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    #14

    This Is What It’s Come To

    This Is What It’s Come To

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got his BS and MS, now going for Ph.D. (aka piled higher and deeper).

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! That's some world class bullshitting right here!

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad that I do not do office work. I'm a baker and have never had to deal with this kind of bonkers nonsense.

    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facility Manager. Thats my jam.

    #15

    This Guy Gets It

    This Guy Gets It

    Caliblair Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that this is an entry level job with the corresponding salary.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've posted in reply to this before. I am the entire IT department. Quite literally. I also have a skillset that encompasses almost everything on that list - I may not be an expert in all of them but I have experience of them - but that's what working in IT for several decades does for you.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why someone downvoted you but there are lots of places that have one person as the IT department.

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    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! No excel needed? Impossible!

    David Arnold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I advertise for a .net developer, they list all of these things. I delete those.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you either get someone who's bad at a little bit of everything and good at nothing, or someone who simply lies to get a job. In neither case will that person be likely to help your company at all.

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    #16

    A Delightful Find On Linkedin

    A Delightful Find On Linkedin

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as a Catch 22 or chasing your tail

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing changes? that's the way it was when I was looking for work in 1969. But I eventually discovered volunteering and the paid jobs started happening.

    DotC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, I have tons of experience but they don’t want to pay for it.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but this is why you just have to eat it to get that first job

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    #17

    Job Ads Nowadays. Sorry If Repost I Didn’t Find It In Search

    Job Ads Nowadays. Sorry If Repost I Didn’t Find It In Search

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also you're working in an office full of karens and kyles (male karens)

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the popup Bored Panda, not.

    #18

    Company: My Next Hire Needs To Be Enthusiastic About The Role So This Doesn't Happen Again

    Company: My Next Hire Needs To Be Enthusiastic About The Role So This Doesn't Happen Again

    neurorex Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Firings will continue until morale improves", I hung that sign on my door once. Didn't know then but it was a few weeks before I left that employ.

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a place that had that exact philosophy just a few years ago. People there were so overworked and stressed out that it wasn't uncommon to hear someone crying in their office, and no one would take vacation because being gone even one day meant you were absolutely buried in work when you came back. People brought it up repeatedly but no one seemed to care. After I left, I heard a bunch of others did as well.

    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is happening where I work. Industrial site. One HVAC Mechanic retired last fall. They did not replace him, leaving the site with two HVAC Mechanics. Just this month the two remaining HVAC Mechanics quit.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems to be happening more and more and more these days.

    Eva Sawyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many places they cannot add significantly more responsibility without upping your compensation. My husband used to work at Lowe's years ago. They gradually had upped him to running three departments, and then wanted to add three MORE. He said sure, depending on what the raise is.... store manager laughed and said "you are lucky that you HAVE a job, there is no raise" - he turned in his notice and was almost instantly approved for unemployment.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the field of education

    #19

    Nothing They Can Do

    Nothing They Can Do

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if they fire you, are you entitled for compensation?? O.o

    Jenny Shmurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't understand how unpaid internships are legal. They are not legal in my country.

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just show up at a jobsite and tell everyone you're the new intern.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Experience doesn't pay rent

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But since you need experience for a paying job, an internship does help.

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    Jrizzy Jay
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    4 years ago

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    or they will call the police and have you removed from the property

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    #20

    Saw This On Linkedin And Had A Good Laugh!

    Saw This On Linkedin And Had A Good Laugh!

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    Spinz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto, Sawk, Vulpix, Feebas, Onyx, Ekans, Metapod are the pokemon!

    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine getting an interviewer who knows every pokemon, but doesn't know anything about coding

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would really hate not getting a job because my ekans experience is too weak. Better level that one up...

    Adit Danhorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metapod is the Pokemon Edit: Also Ditto and ekans

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a machine shop and the people who interview appliquant don't even know how to power up our machines. It's like asking the guy who cleans the CEO's office to hire a pilot for their corporate jet... I got turned down for a team leader position by a HR clerk who thought I wasn't realy looking for a leading job. She gave that posting to someone who never was a machinist, can't even name most of our equipment and certainly don't know how to operate any machines we have. Know that at that time, I already had over 25 years experience and was frequently asked to help fix production issues by nearly every body, no matter what work shift they were on. That same HR woman was only seen on the shop floor on causual fridays wearing thight pants that showed a full camel toe. That doesn't help me having respect for that department.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise your hand if you spotted the Pokemon🙋🏻

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    #21

    Unfortunately…

    Unfortunately…

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my annual evaluations, I am the most efficient employee in my team (my manager wants to promote me). I am severely underpaid, not only for the work I provide but also compared to my colleagues. I asked for a raise and they denied, saying that I should be happy I have a job at this day and age, so I decided to underwork so it matches my salary. I'm still and by far the most efficient employee T.T

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm one of those people who abuses the overfocus perk of my ADHD, so I do 4 hours worth of work in an hour. Once, I was told by a former boss to "go help poor Johnny over there" since I "wasn't doing anything"... To which I replied "No. Johnny has been on the phone with his girlfriend half the morning, and has taken ten cigarette breaks. I don't get paid to do his job". According to the moron boss, I "wasn't a team player"... And another time, I had finished all my work for the day and had about two hours to kill til my shift ended... He gave me a pile of stuff to do, which was not part of my job, and I said "am I getting a raise?" and he just left 🤣🤣🤣

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    David Houde
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find you are paid according to the salary you negotiate when you are hired. Even if you role has completely changed, the job market is completely different and you have proven to be the best in the company in your type of position. Management will alway base any raise on your starting pay. "We can't pay you market rate, you hired in 25% below market when times were difficult. Here's a 0.5% raise to make it all better." Don't be afraid to find out what other companies are paying in your field, even if it means going on interviews. Then ask for a raise based on those facts. I've done it twice. First time the company said no to a raise."No budget for a raise." Funny, when I put in my notice they found the money in the budget. I left anyway. Second time I did this the company actually brought my pay up to market rates.

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the advice. It is going to come in handy

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You work according to the pay you get, not to what pay they promise you.

    Random Panda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once at a fairly regular review it was pointed out that in one of the teams was a person who was the only one who had the experience and know-how to perform the work he did and was paid accordingly. Letting an employee become that irreplaceable was flagged as a big mistake and immediately a plan was put in place to train more people to do this work for less money. This would have been ok if the idea was to make sure work would continue as usual in the event of this person leaving the team, but the long-term goal was firing a hardworking employee so they could save a few bucks on his salary. Disgusting.

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. That stung😆

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My welding instructor told me to go and make yourself unreplaceble. On my way nicely. There are 2 who can do what I do, and the other one will be retiring in a few years.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No part of that is true. Just ask teachers.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me you are paid based on how much money you can help me earn.

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    #22

    Because, Obviously, You Shouldn't Have A Life Outside Work. Thought This Would Fit Here

    Because, Obviously, You Shouldn't Have A Life Outside Work. Thought This Would Fit Here

    a_bizz Report

    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, did s/he expect basic human decency from a hedge fund? That's adorable.

    ADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i get where you are coming form, but there truly is no need to be a d**k to OP, think about it.

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    Elio X
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me even more happy that those GameStop nerds messed with hedge-funds. I just wish I had bought some GameStop stock before it became worth a lot. Oh well, at least my 12 shares of Ford pays some dividends.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a part time job during college. I was asked by my manager what was more important, my job, or college. I laughed and walked away. Did not get fired or demoted, and was NEVER asked that question again.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate, that's hedge funds for you. They'll pay incredibly well but will have you sign your soul over to them.

    #23

    You Are Not Google. Don't Recruit Like Google. Sincerely, Someone Who Wishes They Worked At Google

    You Are Not Google. Don't Recruit Like Google. Sincerely, Someone Who Wishes They Worked At Google

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know who this CEO is... I'd like to see if they're hiring

    Mo Poppins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What WOULD be nice is if every job applicant were subjected to a job audition. Can't fake competency, unlike a resume.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be outside, if you want to settle this like a man.

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    #24

    Idgaf Anymore, Sending Rude Replies To Recruiters Who Ghost

    Idgaf Anymore, Sending Rude Replies To Recruiters Who Ghost

    sinisterleesin Report

    Jane S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as someone who once worked in admin at a recruitment agency, avoid recruiters like they're coming at you wearing a suit of flaming bees. They give ZERO f***s about you, and keep people holding out hope they'll get jobs that don't even exist. I have so many horror stories.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially due the pandemic, I have the feeling that many jobs advertised were fictional and only out there to raise the recruiters' KPIs so that they keep their jobs even when no one is hiring

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright! This is a trend we all need to follow.

    NaruTheCollective
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hospital called to interview me on the phone as a Covid 19 check in worker- stand at the front door and take temperatures. I missed the interview because I had to go to the Urgent Care. The HR interviewer copped a nasty attitude on the phone when I told her.

    Anita Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally had a recruiter just ghost me a few days ago...I am seriously considering sending her this

    Lotten Kalenius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it! Makes me so mad to be treated like cattle or something...

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    #25

    I Cracked This Morning And Submitted This Application - I Am Sick Of These Ridiculous Questions

    I Cracked This Morning And Submitted This Application - I Am Sick Of These Ridiculous Questions

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People praise me for working at a homeless shelter. I work there because I don't want to live there.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find admin work exciting sometimes. I LOVE sorting/delivering office mail :D

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved this! Honesty is so refreshing!

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty is SO underrated in recruiting.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need an update on this. Did they get the job?

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently cracked as well omg this is funny😂

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might just get the job for being honest.

    Rhea
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    4 years ago

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    Thanks for insulting everyone who actually works in administration. Fact that you seem to find certain jobs demeaning, says more about you than about all those people who work those jobs.

    Ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you took it too personally. In no way, shape or form did the OP say admin is demeaning. I think you should look into why this offended you so much. I've been in admin for 14 years myself and I found the post funny.

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    #26

    2 Iq Test?! Really?

    2 Iq Test?! Really?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's how the CIA recruit these days? 🤔

    Jane S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people get cheesecake? Damn, my mother told me in a Target parking lot, then gave me a protein bar.

    Elio X
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got extended gaming hours for Serious Sam and some takeout. Because my mom went to go live with her mom and my dad was too upset to cook anything. (It was a mutual divorce but still upsetting.)

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    Royer Potts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got turned down at an interview to be a car salesman because their personality test told them I was “too honest”. Make of that what you will.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to take a personality test to be a server at Olive Garden. I failed it. Not sure why it was necessary to begin with

    Syd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I failed BestBuy's personality test twice. 8 yrs laters I help create and work in a think tank tech company that now works out of a closed BB building. muahaahahaaha

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once turned down for a job as a retail stock clerk. A job I can do in my sleep. I was told I was not qualified.

    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the test to get a job at Gallup and then complain.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same thing happen to me, when I applied to Walmart. Like, have you seen the people they DO hire sometimes? But I, a middle aged mom who doesn't party, works hard, and is just looking to support my family, an not what they're looking for? Wow. Wow. Okay. Seems I dodged a bullet, honestly.

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    #27

    Gotta Start Early

    Gotta Start Early

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago

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    Well I would have had 9. I started programming when I was 11. More difficult if you are counting employment, as like most people I graduated at 21.

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    #28

    So I’m Not The Only One Constantly Getting Ghosted?

    So I’m Not The Only One Constantly Getting Ghosted?

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly learned to not casre about this. You don't come back with feedback in 5 working days, I move on. I had cases where the feedback came after about 3 weeks saying ok you made to the next stage. And I was like do I know you? Don't take c**p folks.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I interviewed and did translation tests for a really reputable company. They got back to me to offer me the job six weeks later! By then, I had already accepted and started working at another place!

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    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, my husband got called back after 3 months and was offered the job. He accepted because it was in something he was really interested in, and he is really happy in his new job. He had been searching for about 8 months. The company had decided to go with a different candidate originally, but the candidate was dragging his feet and backed out (and that's why there was radio silence for so long).

    Pille P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst is hearing a recruiter from that company personally calling you a'la hey I was surfing on LinkedIn and found your profile really interesting, would you mind to apply. After they had rejected and not answered you on the application you sent a month earlier. Germany.

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through 4 rounds of interviews with progressively higher people in the company, was told my experience was perfect for this new position they were creating, and was asked to come down and tour the facility and meet the people. A week later, not a peep. So I called to see what was going on and was told they went in another direction. F**K YOU.

    alex cosgrove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get “You are awesome. Amazing! Well rounded but we’re going with someone else” over and over again

    Royer Potts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better, if I never heard anything from a company (that provides a service normal people would use) I won’t do business with them. If they treat an applicant poorly, it probably doesn’t bode well for customers.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the opposite. I keep getting contacted by recruiters....too apply for a lower paying job in a similar industry.

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    #29

    Something Tells Me I’m Not Going To Be Getting A Call Back

    Something Tells Me I’m Not Going To Be Getting A Call Back

    Putin_inyoFace Report

    Bianca Du Toit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually copy and paste my cover letter into these.

    Abhijeet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now click on the Submit button.

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful. I want to be wealthy just to apply and do things like this.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, I'll bring my dog and pony show.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would call you back to hear you sing and dance

    #30

    We Don’t Count Internships As Experience Here, So Let’s Just Forget All Of That

    We Don’t Count Internships As Experience Here, So Let’s Just Forget All Of That

    RareMeasurement2 Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jfc the whole point of internships is to get experience for your real job and these people don’t count them as experience?? How tf are you supposed to win??

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would mean they would have to consider paying you more.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m amazed by interviewers that can’t comprehend people who can manage both school and work. They should be the type of people you’d love to hire - many have learned how to balance priorities, own tight deadlines, and know what stress truly is. Bonus if they also managed a personal life.

    #31

    Crying

    Crying

    Windexjuice Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This annoys the f**k outta me! 🤬

    Emma London
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next, please attach a link to your video introduction!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was 10 years of volunteer work for A , B, C, D, E

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, you fill in all that manual crap and their website locks up and erases it all. I had this happen at a famous IT company. Needless to say, I gave up. If you can't even keep your own hiring site webpage working, why would I want to work for you? That's like applying to an airline where the wings keep falling off their planes.

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    #32

    Employment Gap

    Employment Gap

    Philly-South-Paw Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but you still haven't answered the question... hmm??

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he was in jail and is just trying to cover it up. Can you imagine being 10 years old and not having a 9-5 job? Disgusting! /s

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's going to point out the real weirdness? There was clearly employment history for this person before 9/2008, or there wouldn't have been an employment gap. Did they list their lemonade stand work from July through August of 2008 or something?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and the local coal mines were closed due to the economic crisis, also no chimney sweeping jobs due to newfangled central heating in the area."

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elementary, Jr. High, and part of High School. I was busy being a kid...

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2008 was when that lovely global economic crisis started. Cue two years of me being unemployed...

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well gues the algorithm does not have a concept of legal work age or sth?

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    #33

    Yep

    Yep

    gregofdeath Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you fire them for the most absurd reasons.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then let the worst employees work there forever. Even the ones who aren’t family members. Then again, those are the ones with the brownest noses.

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good workers don't leave Companies, Good workers leave Bad managers.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because relations and personal preference often dominate over actual good working people

    #34

    Catch 22 Solved

    Catch 22 Solved

    infamouszgbgd Report

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally it’s the only way when you’re in that position. Lie lie lie.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say the experience is school, 12 years of it

    #35

    Exactly On Time...

    Exactly On Time...

    XistenZ Report

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re: thank you so much. Saved another quit and job search.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, it sounds like whoever these people are they will be irrational and cruel to work for anyway. They deserve the worst employees they can get.

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    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why hide the company's name? Help people considering working there, show them how they think!

    Sadia Timmermans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know when this happened. But its a pandemic. You can NEVER come to early, just to make sure you are not there more time then needed. Just on time is the way to go now, or at least in my country. And also, being on time means being on time, not an half an hour early...

    Lilfish_74
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It literally says he was exactly on time but was refused for not coming in earlier. ?

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re: Thank you so much for the opportunity.... the opportunity to see what a s**t bag company and s**t bag person you are :)

    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bizarre bogus reason. Wizards always show up on time. Not too late and especially not too early...

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that, and suddenly recalled every curse word I’ve ever known. F*** them.

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    #36

    Every Time

    Every Time

    BenSassiAladin Report

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gets Ramen cups?? I sure don't....

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat ramen on my vacation days so this is enough perk for me to work more

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    Shaurya Joshi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point. Ramen cups are just fine

    Just a Marine Veteran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite thing was working maintenance for a company and being asked to set up tables and chairs for an employee appreciation lunch that was being catered in. I was pretty excited about that, but after setting up all of the tables and chairs, I discovered that "employee appreciation" didn't include peasant employees like me; just those who were salaried employees.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the WHOLE friday?! Wows I gotta think about that, not sure I can handle.

    alex cosgrove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new job everyone even the CFO wears jeans! It’s so nice.

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👀 I think I know this company...

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Education Admin: Here is a $1000 one time "bonus" for dealing with Covid. Teacher: You froze my salary for years now, and I had to spend the bonus on masks, sanitizer, and disinfectant for myself and my students. AND we DO have lots of education and training

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked holidays at a department store and they let us take the tins that Fossil watches come in. Pretty neat.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to pay to wear Jeans on fridays.

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    #37

    Corporate Lingo Irl

    Corporate Lingo Irl

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    Jane S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, work hard play hard means work a 60 hour week, then participate at least weekly in late night boozing with your colleagues because if you don't, you're not a team player.

    Joshua Nowell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sense of humor: we will mock and tease you, then punish you when you get mad.

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't hear "like a family" until after I was hired on my first day. It alarmed me a little bit but I brushed it off thinking it cant be bad. This was my first job too soooo... Yeah lol. I know now to stay away when I hear this😂

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Like a family” means “prepare to be psychologically tortured until you want to kill your self”

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paid Time Off - it's just terminology that replaces vacation days & sick days. Most companies in the U.S. are using this term now. You can usually use a minimum of 4 hours (to go to doctor's appointments, dental, etc.), a day or so for being sick, or a week or two for vacation. It's 'earned' each pay period.

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    Ruth Fichter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally describes working for a certain high-profile Detroit entrepreneur. You know who you are.

    #38

    Don’t See “No Memes” As A Rule And I Thought This Subreddit Might Enjoy This

    Don’t See “No Memes” As A Rule And I Thought This Subreddit Might Enjoy This

    BienBo123 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a better place, with a better salary and thinking about you, still stuck in this same position.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you perform under pressure./No, but I'm pretty good at Bohemian Rhapsody.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking HATE this question! I think it should work the other way around - recruiter asking the applicant what would keep them working for this company for more than 5 years. I bet they can use the honest answers to improve working conditions and attract more professionals.

    #39

    *face Palm*

    *face Palm*

    emil_ Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greeting them = "Hi, nice to see you in this Hellhole." Welcoming them = "Welcome to this Hellhole and please allow me to draw your attention to some of the overpriced useless plastic shyte we have on offer, that I need you to buy to save my job.'

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have NEVER been welcomed at BB. Welcome = come in, sit down, coffee? We are happy to have you as a guest, what can we do to make your stay pleasant? Actuality ... get your sh1t and get out! One time was "tailed" by security the whole time I was there (had fun making them "chase me").

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough, during the 2008 recession Best Buy's Geek Squad refused to interview me because they felt my experience was a flight risk and they'd have to fill the spot again too soon. I was basically unemployed for over a year at that point, so I wasn't in any position to be picky and I told them that. Think I dodged a bullet even though I ended up unemployed for about three years total.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *face palms so hard it shakes the room*

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restaurant I worked at, "We do not have customers, we have guests." Someone actually got fired over this

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, if a human being was asking the question, they’d recognize the confusing language. Computers are semantic hairsplitters.

    Sue Phillips
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bullshit. This is ridiculous. How do they ever get anyone to work for them?

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd yeet that crap job with Best Buy

    Jessica Harlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Greetings, customer!" Did they just say the G WORD?!

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is standardized testing for ya

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    #40

    Hope Memes Are Allowed Here

    Hope Memes Are Allowed Here

    yelpisforsnitches Report

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as dispatcher for a trucking company and when we booked loads they emailed them to us so we could print them out to sign then fax them back. I always wondered if there was an easier way to do it...

    ADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    faxes are still used a lot by hospitals and stuff, i forget sorry.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I used fax in my life was as shop manager to get stuff to/from the central office - and only because it was cheaper as proper IT infrastructure

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My printer has to update its fax driver every few months, even though it’s never been connected to a phone line and nobody has home fax lines anymore.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost everyone knows there are apps for this.

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    #41

    Too True

    Too True

    judo_dad Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total bullshit to guilt trip you into selling your soul to them. When you finally decide to retire, all that investment in your family pays off. They will be there, both when you’re still working, and after you stop. The company lies when they tell how much they value you. Believe me, they will forget you ever existed the exact millisecond your retirement party ends and you pull out of the parking lot for the last time—-even though they kept telling you for years how vital and indispensable you were to the operation, to try and convince you to practically live in the office. It will also continue to run just fine without you, instead of falling apart because you’re not there. Don’t listen to them when they try to steal your personal life from you. Quit wasting time and get your work done, and done well, in the eight hours you’re there, so you can leave on time. Then go home and enjoy some down time with the people and/or animal(s) you love.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse me, wtf? 'murica ftw

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this Helen Lewis must be a shill for her corporate bosses, if she's even a real person writing such obvious propaganda.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear current working environment: f**k you. Crying employees is NEVER a sign of a healthy workplace. Ever.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My team got in to a debate when interviewing for an open position. We’re programmers. One member of the team was adamant about not hiring people who didn’t code outside of their work hours. I don’t mean learning new things. I mean the person didn’t leave work and go home and work on personal coding projects for another 8 hours. I pointed out that I myself didn’t do so, because I wanted to continue to like my job. I have other hobbies I’d like to be able to dedicate time to.

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    #42

    Still How I Feel Everytime I See It

    Still How I Feel Everytime I See It

    ThomasVetRecruiter Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved that interviewers facial expressions.

    Charles Heathcote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard expression to adopt when interviewing the Tangerine Toddler

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    #43

    My First Haiku

    My First Haiku

    Sansarra Report

    Jenny McKeown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can it recommend you should write more when it requests a haiku? Leaving aside the fact that asking for a haiku was ridiculous to start with!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're arguing reason on something clearly unreasonable? I think they have you.

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is real??!!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I'm almost certain I know what company it is, unless this is a canned application (in which case I completely give up).

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Write a haiku about the company you’re applying to. Be sure to mention the ridiculous application/interview questions. My battery’s dying, or I’d compose one for this comment.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for a marketing job? Would help to know some context. For all we know this is entirely appropriate.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he still wrote it and correctly, with five-seven-five

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    #44

    How I Feel Everytime I Log In To Linkedin To Update My Profile

    How I Feel Everytime I Log In To Linkedin To Update My Profile

    SuperPowerArmor Report

    Stephen Foley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use Linkedin to keep in touch with peoplewhom I know and who either don't use Facebook at all or who want a more serious and non-controversial Forum/Means to make contact. I have never used it for job-seeking and at age 68 I am highly unlikely to do so.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's who you know. Has been since I've been alive

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    #45

    Found On R/Yesyesyesno

    Found On R/Yesyesyesno

    bigosik_ Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autopsy Assistant?!? Well, I won't be eating at Moe's Southwest Grill any time soon!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what you are eating is actually dead, so....

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    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they assumed he know how to "cut the meat"?

    John Topper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this negative because I can relate. I'm a paramedic with 13 years and LinkedIn thinks I would be a good fit at Walmart.

    Adam Hendron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...works well with dead flesh"

    Pamela L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 2 graduate degrees and significant experience teaching in universities and private language institutions I kept getting these kinds of emails about great opportunities as a driver for daycare centers

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    #46

    Figured This Would Fit Perfectly!!

    Figured This Would Fit Perfectly!!

    MrWilliamo Report

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes still going there's journeys on netflix which is set AFTER alola sun and moon

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the kid is 32 now. Still no girlfriend. Typical nerd.

    diarykeeper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But about your Pikachu Mr.Ketchum... We can't also hire him...

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    #47

    So After A Full Day Of Applications I Did This...

    So After A Full Day Of Applications I Did This...

    Ishtar__ Report

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they got a rejection!

    Thay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legos make it not as harsh lmao

    #48

    Amen

    Amen

    Mylifeischaos Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most of them are just copied from various websites. And never read.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I only write bullet points. At least it shows I'm structured and go straight to the point lol

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't care about cover letters. Just send a resume that shows what you DID before. I don't care if you are 22 and you list the time you were a camp counselor when you were 17. We look at what people have done to see what they will do.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually avoid jobs that require one

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to see a lot of CVs and the only way a cover letter got any attention from me was if, at first glance, it looked appalling. Unless it's a marketing job or similar, who cares?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make mine easy : That's me, that's what I did, that are my skills. Direct and without adding academic sounding redundancy

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are shredded before being read most of the time

    BlahBlahBlackSheepah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some creative fields the cover letter is everything. They want to see your talent reaching everything you touch.

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    #49

    Get Degree...

    Get Degree...

    stuermer01 Report

    Sharon Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to college a full load of 21 hours was $121, dorm for 3 months was $100,, phone $25. The meal ticket was the most expensive...oh, and books. I graduated in 89. It wasn’t boomers that did this, it was when they figured out student loans could make big bucks and we all fell for it. College today isn’t the same. Go to a community college and learn HVAC or plumbing, electric or EMT. Learn a trade. They did everyone a disservice when they stopped vocational technology in high school. Meant to drive everyone to college so they’d take out loans so colleges could up their tuition and.......... you get it.

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    Sue Phillips
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a childless Gen-Xer with 3 college degrees who works as a paralegal. Honestly, if I had kids, I would tell them to go to trade school. Plumbers, HVAC techs, and electricians make tons of money, without the student loan debt when they finish.

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trade school. Now the best thing to do is gain a skill.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a very niche electro-mechanical type industry and it is so difficult to find remotely qualified applicants. Everybody wants to work in an office or online and do not comprehend that the people I supervise make 80K a year with great medical, dental, 401k type plan and a retirement. All this without needing an advanced degree. An electronics certification and some mechanical experience is all they need to be trained on site. Many skilled labor positions are similar

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    #50

    So Has Been My Experience

    So Has Been My Experience

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing nothing isn't impossible. It does take some practice, though..

    KimTx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know some people who get paid big bucks to do nothing. Meanwhile I'm working my tush off to make...well, nothing...

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    Edmond Woychowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing was impossible, it would be possible for something to be impossible.

    #51

    Linkedin Story Feature

    Linkedin Story Feature

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are meant to film all your side hustles while simultaneously only dealing with people at a C-Suite level of internationally renowned brands. #barf

    #52

    A Late Night Service I'd Actually Use

    A Late Night Service I'd Actually Use

    NearlyOutOfMilk Report

    Elio X
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey new idea for a side-hustle.

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    #53

    Experience

    Experience

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    Jane S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but this is good advice. A lot of that s**t in job ads is aspirational on the part of the person who wrote it, there are some 'musts' they'll forget they even wrote. Especially recruitment agencies.

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I learned this the hard way years ago. I left a great company because I never "qualified" for any of the internal job postings. In the exit interview, when the HR rep asked why I never applied, I said this. She was the first person to ever explain that the "requirements" are their wish list/best candidate possible - they don't really expect everyone to tick all the boxes. Sadly, it was too late for me at that company but I never forgot that. I eventually ended up with an amazing job that I met about 75% of the "requirements" for but I kicked ass in the interview and had shown my worth in my previous position.

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    Feral Heart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how I got my first job. It's knowledge that counts, not experience

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    #54

    "We Are Unable To Offer Positions To People With The Name Jeffrey"

    "We Are Unable To Offer Positions To People With The Name Jeffrey"

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    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have one already and email is based on first name only

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might just have a completely incompetent AD/email admin at that company, and everyone else there is too impossibly technically inept to even realize that.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one job they insisted I "change" my name, since there was already someone in my department with the same name.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no DBA but I do a lot of database work on the side as part of my regular duties and I cannot even fathom how the schema would prevent a specific name with no special characters or other oddities from working. Schema just defines the fields; a string field for names won't give two fks about what name is in it.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your optimism that a database is in a database programme... .xls (not even .xlsx) is as good as you can hope for.

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest type of discrimination.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Jeffers? Jefferman? Jaffaman? The Jeffster? ("Middle name cannot contain spaces or accents" inevitably.)

    #55

    Not Me But Someone Will Relate

    Not Me But Someone Will Relate

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    #56

    Applying For Jobs In The Middle Of Pandemic

    Applying For Jobs In The Middle Of Pandemic

    92th Report

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    #57

    Also Don't Forget The Surprised Pikachu Face

    Also Don't Forget The Surprised Pikachu Face

    ThatOneGuyYearn Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because $11,50 per hour buys my unconditional loyalty and never ending efforts to make you even richer....

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages." - Robert Bosch

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    #58

    Its Like They Dont Even Care

    Its Like They Dont Even Care

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    #59

    Actually Said By A Tech Interviewer

    Actually Said By A Tech Interviewer

    bam_shackle Report

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a manager in tech say that she didn't like people to have specialist roles. Lolz

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many tech managers have not a clue about anything technical. There's a big culture in management, among all those business school grads who spent their college days drunk and taking underwater basket-weaving classes, that "a good manager can manage anywhere". Um, no most of the time having a freaking clue about how a particular business works is incredibly key to being able to manage there.

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    #60

    I Love Waiting And Waiting!

    I Love Waiting And Waiting!

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an interview once, waited for half an hour, the person I had an interview with was at lunch during our scheduled interview time, they sent someone else to interview me and they said the position I applied for didn’t even exist (how did I schedule an interview for it, then??)

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you can use that to your advantage. I had an interviewer once be a 1/2 hour late. I waited, was polite, and I got the job because she felt bad about making me wait ( I was totally qualified).

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    #61

    Sounds Like A Harassment

    Sounds Like A Harassment

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    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe this would be illegal in the UK.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age and gender discrimination is illegal.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention, as the title suggests, that any young woman applying there is highly likely to get assaulted. Which is also illegal. But this sounds like an employer who doesn't give a crap and expects to be able to abuse his power.

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    #62

    How It Really Is

    How It Really Is

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    #63

    I Really Hope This Doesn't Become A Thing

    I Really Hope This Doesn't Become A Thing

    drdessertlover Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a recruiter totally fixated on why I took a certain job 20 years ago. He didn't like my explanation and just kept bitching. I told him good luck with finding someone for the position and to have a nice day.

    #64

    Applied For A Job Today. Went Well, I Think

    Applied For A Job Today. Went Well, I Think

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    #65

    Uh It's Called Guerilla Networking Sweaty, Totally Fair Game

    Uh It's Called Guerilla Networking Sweaty, Totally Fair Game

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    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 100% done this. Both ways. I have friends who have their own business, and now I do, too.

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Back in the "non-experienced days," it was the only way to get an interview!

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying on that is a legal reason to get fired, though

    Nat Hedley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is fraud not illegal where you live?

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it fraudulent to put the friend you help move every year down as your employer when you are the one that drives the truck, loads it, delivers it, and takes it back? That's professional CDL Logistician right there...

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    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that guy "sweaty"? Get anti-perspirant .. If it was supposed to be "sweety".. buh bye.

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    #66

    Some Reality I Found On Linkedin

    Some Reality I Found On Linkedin

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    Arieke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digital transformation basically means work anywhere anytime, something modern companies want and reorganize too but then demand everybody be in the office. Covid-19 forced everybody to work from home thus made Digital transformation happen.

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    #67

    Apparently Entry Level Has A New Meaning These Days

    Apparently Entry Level Has A New Meaning These Days

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    #68

    Waffle House Job Application

    Waffle House Job Application

    aspieboy74 , twitter.com Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to fight, for your right, to waaafffle!

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've been to a Waffle House on a weekend night, yes, being able to defend yourself seems like a really good idea.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some locations it's good or even necessary being able to fight. BTW, only Krav Maga and not the stage of it? (Self-defense, security work or combat)

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foxy Boxing?! For boxing foxes?

    Jennifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so crazy.... People take waffle house seriously

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    #69

    People-Fed-Up-With-Job-Application-Recruiting-Hell

    People-Fed-Up-With-Job-Application-Recruiting-Hell

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    #70

    "Please Explain In Detail Why..."

    "Please Explain In Detail Why..."

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    #71

    We Value You...

    We Value You...

    Willing-Sock Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My job doesn't even tell me they appreciate me.. Oh. and no, no raise either.

    Laura Craig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them - "We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money" Me - "Try...."

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a 3% raise put to me as "because you exceeded expectations." I mean, I am appreciative of any extra money, but I remember when that was a standard cost of living increase, in addition to a merit increase.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The employee looks identical to the boss, that has to be especially rough.

    #72

    Recruiters Be Like

    Recruiters Be Like

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awfull. People should have a life outside work. You need to disconnect. Pfff. Inconsiderate and inhumane interviewer. If I were the applicant I would just say "I just realised your company would bring nothing of value into my life, but only chaos and burnout." and walk out.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understand it's kind of messed up from a normal point of view, but if I were the head of a computer game company, I would indeed look for people who enjoy programming games. And people who enjoy programming games definitely do it in their spare time. Not ALL their spare time, just some of it. And that is all the post asks, that they do some of it.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine recently programmed a conference tool for his virtual birthday party. It was really cool!

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to write a program that airdrops a middle finger animated gif to someone’s phone when they say dumb sh** like this.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 15 years ago, my brother wrote a program that "proposed" to his girlfriend, and if she clicked yes then the CD drive popped out and there was a ring in the tray. (If she clicked no it played sad music :-D)

    Nicely
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hb and father of our 3 year old is a senior software developer and programs for fun in his spare time. Sometimes I help - ui design, story, sounding board. It's not so unusual for software people to explore other types of coding outside work. I'm a technical author but I like writing other types of content outside work. Change is as good as a rest.

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    #73

    It Doesn't Really Do The Recruiter Much Good Either

    It Doesn't Really Do The Recruiter Much Good Either

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    #74

    Oh Sweet

    Oh Sweet

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they lie like 4-year-olds do, without realizing how transparent they are as liars. Suppose location-based discrimination is actionable in the U.K.?

    #75

    When You Just Put In Your 2 Weeks Notice At Your Current Job, Got Excited For Your New Job, And Then Came Across This Post On Reddit

    When You Just Put In Your 2 Weeks Notice At Your Current Job, Got Excited For Your New Job, And Then Came Across This Post On Reddit

    chriskie Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't people normally sign contracts? I would not resign my old job if I did not have a signed contract from the new employer and if he decides to not employ me after signing my contract, I can sue him.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US a written and signed contract is very much the exception, not the rule. There is also the Employment At Will rule.

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is illegal in civilized countries. You verbally agreed on a contract, so if one party bails out it needs to pay compensation.

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be illegal. There is not a contract signed?

    Jane S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a contract signed? This is weird. They should have some rights here.

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most countries, definitely Canada, this would be resolved as a breach of contract and the employer would have to compensate. It would be a slam dunk and labor lawyers dream case.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be illegal, but oh well I guess this is USA?

    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A colleague I worked with had the same thing happen. The Managing Director where he was going got up one morning and had changed his mind on the position and the guys life just fell in. Fully employed one minute, looking forward to a new job and then unemployed through no fault of his own.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me that even in the U.S. the employee might be able to sue in this situation. There was definitely a promise in writing, and there definitely were damages.

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, just because there is no formal written offer that there is no contract. Most legally binding agreements are not written but oral.

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    #76

    Time Travellers Required

    Time Travellers Required

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    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is depressing. So glad I work for myself.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recruitment guys don't know anything about the jobs they recruit for and simply make crap up. They're often the used car salesmen of hiring.

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    #77

    A Realistic Rejection Letter On Linkedin

    A Realistic Rejection Letter On Linkedin

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added frustration: they never intended to hire anyone from the outside anyway, just audit their internal promotions against the open market value of skills and salary expectations

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take exception to complaints about the second to last paragraph (the one about individual feedback). I worked at a SME, literally 16 people, including me, and we once got over 200 applications for a single position (maternity cover if I remember rightly). You ain't getting 200 individual pieces of feedback on your CV from a 16 person enterprise - you got a form letter rejection if applicable (or a form letter inviting to interview) - mail merge was our friend there (Companies who cant even be bothered to do this are not worth working for - if we could do it, big corporates can do it). The ones who got an interview got individual feedback because there was only half a dozen of them.

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    #78

    For Real Tho

    For Real Tho

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    #79

    God I Hate Linkedin

    God I Hate Linkedin

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    #80

    Hits Home

    Hits Home

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