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All of us, no matter how kind and open we are, keep secrets from even our nearest and dearest. These are things that we’d feel uncomfortable opening up about even to our closest family members and most trustworthy friends. However, anonymity can help. If you’re feeling guilty or ashamed of something you’ve done in your past, opening up to strangers can help free you of that burden. At least, in part.

That’s where the r/confession subreddit comes in. A massively popular online community with nearly 5.3 million members, it is a safe place for everyone to “admit your wrongdoings, acknowledge your guilt, and alleviate your conscience.” Here, everyone’s encouraged to be kind and courteous to one another. We’ve collected some of the darkest secrets from the sub and other similar communities around the net about the things that people deeply regret doing. You’ll find their stories as you scroll down.

We wanted to figure out why people feel better when they confess their secrets and wrongdoings, so we asked Andrea Bonior, Ph.D., to shed some light on this. Read on for Bored Panda's interview with Dr. Bonior, the host of the mental health advice podcast ‘Baggage Check’ and the bestselling author of ‘Detox Your Thoughts.’ 

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I tell everyone the reason I do beekeeping as a hobby is because I want the honey and to help prevent colony collapse. The real reason I started to is because my mother is extremely allergic to them and now she won't come near my home anymore.

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Dr. Bonior explained to Bored Panda why confessions make people feel better, as well as what we can do to be more empathetic toward others even if our first instinct might be to judge them.

"The idea of confessing in order to absolve yourself of something has been around, likely, since the beginning of time, and has of course been incorporated into many religious traditions. By admitting to something we are doing, it can help us feel less alone with the secret—and more accepted, even among strangers, rather than imagining that we would be cast aside and rejected because of our secret," the host of 'Baggage Check' told us.

"It helps validate that we are still acceptable as human beings, and haven't driven everyone away. It also just typically helps to put words to our own experiences and feelings, and to have someone bear witness to something difficult—which is part of why therapy can be so helpful."

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I Slapped A Child In The Face And Then Shoved Him Off His Scooter. I'm 25

I Slapped A Child In The Face And Then Shoved Him Off His Scooter. I'm 25 So I have a beloved kitty named pixy. She was around 4 when I found her on the street. She had a rubber band tightened on half her tail. I spent 2 weeks feeding her until she was comfortable enough to let me near her, she didn't trust anyone. I took her in, cleaned her up, and got the dead portion of her tail amputated.

After 5 years, she finally warmed up to people and she became so sweet and friendly. It took her years to be comfortable around strangers. Last month, she was out for her daily stroll around the neighborhood and immediately came back in through the kitty door 20 minutes later. Usually she is out and about for 2-3 hours. She had 2 small holes in her chest, and one near her butt. She was completely frightened and was crying/meowing, she wouldn't even let me go near her for the first 5 minutes. I knew for certain that she was shot with metal bb's.

I take her in my car and start driving to the vet, but took a quick detour around the neighborhood, I was going to take the long way to see if I could find the culprit. Sure enough I see a kid on a scooter standing on his driveway, with a Co2 powered bb gun, aiming in the drainage cavity by the sidewalk. I see cats in there all the time. It was then I knew who the culprit was.

I parked the car, got out, walked over to him and said "I'm telling your parents that you are shooting cats." He replied "they are pests, they told me I could." The smug little look on his face threw me over the edge, I slapped the f*ck outta this b**ch, and kick swept his legs out from under him and watched him fall flat on his a*s. I then picked up his gun and smashed it on the ground. A small part of me wanted to finish him off with a stomach kick for good measure, but I'm f**king 25 so I looked both ways before crossing the street, and f*cking bolted. As I hopped in my car and sped away, I heard him shrieking in the distance.

My kitty was treated, and is doing OK. She is a lot more skittish and spends less time outside.

Edit: in case your wondering, I'm pretty sure the cops were called. When I came back I saw a few strolling around, I was sure I was d.o.n.e. I've never been In trouble or done sh*t like this. Anyways, I drove by and literally nothing happened. It's been a month I think I'm good.

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Susan Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although I don’t condone violence, I think I would do the same.

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3 Owls In A Coat
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t condone violence either. But I definitely would look the other way for OP. If anyone hurt either of my baby kitters I’d go full mama-bear. DONT HURT ANIMALS. And especially don’t teach your kids it’s ok to hurt animals! They grow up into adults who think it’s ok.

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JustAPandaGirlInAPandaWorld
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how serial killers begin, injuring/ k*ll*ng innocent animals. Next thing the parents know their son is doing 25-life for murdering a family in their bed in the middle of the night because the girl he asked to marry him said no. "But there were no signs he was like this! He was always such a sweet boy! Never hurt or said an unkind word to anyone!" I for one condone you for putting this little sh*t on his a$$ and hopefully teaching him a much needed lesson in basic empathy and care of other life no matter how small!

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Laura Dawson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know you don’t mean it this way but whenever I see a thread or story like this, there’s always a comment that ‘imagine what they would do to a child or a person, this is how it starts.’ Rather than worrying what might happen to a person in the future, can we focus on the cat that was shot? The cat being hurt is enough to warrant a reaction not on the backs of if a person may get hurt.

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Meowmeow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That made my blood boil!! Your poor kitty!! What an awful little boy with even worse parents! Please consider keeping your cat indoors, safe, and away from such terrible people living nearby 🥺🙏

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Kevin Fest
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cruelty to animals. They deserved it. Good for you. Bullies/cowards deserve what they get.

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Dash Junior
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My advice is to keep the cats indoors. None of the 11 cats I have had over the last 25 years has been shot, or attacked by teenagers, or hit by a car, or ripped apart by a larger predator, or poisoned. Neither has any of them torn a bird or a bunny or a squirrel or a mouse to shreds.

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Madster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine stay indoors for similar reasons (apart from a little supervised visit to the garden). I feel guilty sometimes as I know my boy would love to have a wonder and a nose around people's gardens, but they wouldn't be safe.

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Matt R
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your response was rather restrained. I'd have shot the little ***hole with whatever he had left in the gun. But also, don't let your cat outside. Too many messed up people.

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May light defeat the darkness
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You made sure a future psychopath learned his lesson well. His parents make me sick.

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will get in jail for what I do if anyone dares to harm my cats and dog… but most likely they’ll finish off the person themselves

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StrangeOne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted to do something to that little s**t AND his animal abusing condoning parents just from reading that.

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Jeremy James
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH, HELL NAW! Go ahead, send me to jail. That's my retirement plan anyway.

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OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once threw stones at two boys because they were throwing stones at birds. I had asked them nicely to stop but they refused. So I started throwing stones at them and said if they didn't like it why did they think the birds did? They ran and told their parents. I regret nothing. Also, I was around 10 years old.

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Zoe Vokes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right now it’s a BB gun. Next it might be a real gun. Hopefully that’s discouraged him

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Collin Lyle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep her inside if you can. She might drive you crazy asking to go out for a while, but for her safety and your freedom it seems worth the trouble.

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Toni
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how do you justify this? arent you also living in a democratic country where there are laws and justice?

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Rens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I probably would have shot the kid and then ended up in prison... Seriously though I think it is always much better to try and keep your cats indoors or at least provide them with a catio, so they are safe. Although that did not help one of my brother's cats: he got shot and killed while lying in the shade in a catio in his garden. The culprit was never found.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow if i were you i would've finished it off with the damned stomach kick

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Paul Rabit
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooh I felt the rage on this one! As others have said, I don’t condone the violence, but I got all riled up just reading this…ooooh

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Laura Dawson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The little s**t & his parents should be put against a wall & shot. I have zero tolerance for people who will hurt animals. I said what I said.

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I would risk going to jail is when someone hurt my cats, sheep or family on purpose. Especially defenceless animals!

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Madster
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goos karma that you were not prosecuted. That kid was in a family full of C*NTS.

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Annymoose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pleeeeeease keep your cats indoors. It is so dangerous outside. And they harm a lot of wildlife. They're not native species. I'm glad kitty is ok. I'm glad the gun is destroyed....tho I can't condone the violence.

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Travelling Stranger
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the little sh*thead more than deserved it, his parents are total pieces of work

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Batwench
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I probably would have shot the little poodoo in the leg a few times to see how they liked it.

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Sinnsyk Jakte
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...I was sixteen or so when the kids I used to babysit for were playing in the snow, making a snowman... Snow was a rare thing where we lived, so we were having a blast. We dressed it all up and were happy. It was...pretty small...not a lot of snow... Then this kid--slightly older than my li'l gang of younglings--comes up and just kicks the snowman to smithereens. I turned into a werewolf. I growled and bared my teeth. He ran. When I caught him, I grabbed him and shook him and snarled that if he ever did something like that again, I would find him. ...over the top, sure, but don't mess with kids I care about.

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Roger9er
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Animal abuse. Really, you couldn't get me any angrier. I don't know what I would do. It would be better for his health not to meet me.

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whineygingercat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have done far worse. My kitties are my babies. You hurt any of my babies... well, let's just say you won't be doing it again.

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect you, or anyone else doing the same, were never going to be called to the carpet for this anyway. Bet the cops were amused that this little shitstain, who they’ve probably gotten a boatload of complaints about but legally couldn’t do much to stop (as he’s a minor), finally got his comeuppance. Pretty sure his parents are well known to the local constabulary as well, and he’s just an turdlet off the old turd pile.

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Rosa Carone-Prendergast
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What he did was disgusting but what I would have done is ring the bell, tell the parents what he did and then tell them you're calling the police. Let the kids be scared that the cops are coming for him. You're lucky because you could have gotten arrested. I wouldn't take any walks around the neighborhood ever again.

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Angel2016
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violence shouldn't be an option in any form but sometimes, that is the last resort. I have a cat and two children. BOTH of my kids know that hurting ANY animal is not okay AT ALL. They even protect bugs... Except spiders (their dad is terrified of them.) But if they were to harm another person's animal and ended up getting the s**t beat out of them, it would keep me from having to do it myself. It would teach them a valuable lesson. I don't condone harming children in any form because I was abused as a child but I don't think that was child abuse. That was a lesson taught to the child and the parents. Teach your children not to harm animals. You never know who's watching and who that animals human is or what they are capable of. Some people would have done far worse.

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TeaAndWhimsy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony of this kid saying cats are pests... i hope the police took action with the kid and his parents, imagine he was black and doing that, they'd have shot him and asked questions later. I hate guns. Am pleased kitty is ok, justice served.

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Jonny S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice work. I'm sure I saw you elsewhere at time of offence!

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Ace Magruder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I truly can't believe how many comments here are condoning or even endorsing violence. Yes it was wrong, but you people are suggesting violence against violence is acceptable, and many are calling for more violence to a child and their family. This entire post and thread is offensive and should be removed. The fact that all the replies disagreeing with the violent behavior of the OP is the literal embodiment of censorship. What is wrong with you?

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Jan Bowyer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do understand, Ace, that about 90% of the commenters, including me, are venting their anger at the boy's behavior. No one knows for certain exactly what they would do. I do agree with comments about this as a forewarning that the kid is a killer in the making. In real life, many of us would contact the ASPCA or the police. Humans are the stewards of this earth, including protection of the most vulnerable among us.

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Deborah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right on. Too often people get away with c**p like this.....

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a similar story about two brothers on their bikes tormenting my cat in MY yard. I immediately grabbed the little bastards off their bikes, and dragged them to their home where I told the parents that if I ever see their children anywhere near my house I'd be back. The good news is that the parents were appalled by their kids' behavior and I never saw the little pricks again.

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Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For any cat owners in the comment section: I hope your cats are safe and happy, pls watch over them and make sure they dont get hurt! <3 (not like it was the guy's fault, it was 100% the kid being raised inappropriately)

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Raine Soo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good on you! Sometimes, violence is the only language morons understand.

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Christopher Bowers
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would had done the right thing in that situation. Took a picture of the kid standing there pointing the bb gun first and then go up to them with the phone recording in the audio so it could get the whole confession of him shooting the cats. And then take that bb gun from them and go to the vet and then the police and present that evidence to them with proof that I took it due to them shooting my cat and they was trying to harm more. Then sue their parents asses to pay the vet bill, maybe that will teach the little s**t to not shoot anymore and they get an a*s beating by their parents for costing them a lot of money. Hopefully too the police would scare them enough to never do it again too.

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Onion Patch Petunia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would simply have taken the gun then, when he screamed that he would tell his mother I would say my name is blank and my address is blank I expect to be out at the veterinarians for about an hour but after that I'd be delighted to talk to her. If you don't send her to me I will come to her.

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Penny Kemper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an adult you should have been the ones calling the cops. Animal cruelty is a crime.

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jmdirks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes...because it is always better to assault a human being than it is a cat. The alternative thing to do would have been to report THEM to the police.

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John Coupland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

###Continued### The latest estimates put the stray cat population at about 6 million cats in the USA! San Antonio Texas has the largest single city population of feral cats in the entire World! At last estimate, over 2 MILLION STRAYS are in the greater San Antonio area alone!!! That equals 1/3rd of the entire stray cat population in the US! We're not even talking about the stray dog populations in San Antonio Texas! Since I was about 8 years old, I've ALWAYS been an animal magnet. This also includes marine mammals such as dolphins, manatees, etc, from living in tropical climates most of my life. I've been a certified SCUBA diver and instructor since about 1970. What I've learned during my life is that animals deserve the right to live a somewhat healthy life and be happy. I will never turn away any animal that approaches me for help. About 90% of the time, once I help them get back into shape, they move on with their lives and frequently come back to visit to make sure that I am doing

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Clover
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. This shows how people who love their pets, will not tolerate animal abuse. Me, definitely included.

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RoanTheMad
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

see, OP is much kinder then I would have been. I'd have grabbed that bb gun and unloaded it into the little bastards head.

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Nancy Howard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry. But you're my hero. How many times I've wanted to backhand a smug entitled smart mouthed smarts$$. I feel someone needs to show these kids what life is really like. No I don't do it and I don't condone it in every case but oh how I want to do it.

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sweetrottenpeaches
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do the same. That little piece of turd totally deserved it, and I hope he gonna remember it for the rest of his life. Those who hurt animals, are likely to hurt people as well. That kid is sick in his head I am sure.

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MrsFettesVette
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That child got what he deserved. We'll be hearing about him and his parents one day on a true crime podcast after he spends a few decades killing people and wearing their skin.

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SnowboundGem
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ive had my cats poisoned. I disagree with violence but I agree protect them, they can't always do it themselves

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Ryan H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although I'm highly allergic to cats and am not a big fan of then anyway, I still commend you on standing up for defenseless animals

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Unnamed Hooman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How I imagine the convo with the police. 👮: What happened kid? 👦: Well I was minding my own business, just shooting cats, when I- 👮: Sorry you were WHAT? 👦: Shooting cats? 👮: Kid, you are under arrest for animal abuse

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Paul Brown
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although that was not "right" to do, I get it. My cat is a member of the family and I would go absolutely ballistic if someone harmed her on purpose.

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Fiona Cahm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What bloody awful parents that poor kid has. It is their fault he behaved like this. They wouldn’t teach him right from wrong so you had to. You have done the world a good turn.

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Salty.Hag
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kid sounds like a future serial killer. Glad you slapped the s**t outta that kid, his parents need a slapping too!

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Mark Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 100% on the side of you and the kitty. I'd have used the BB gun on the little brat to see how he likes it. It's just result in a nasty bruise so less harm that a physical assault.

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Toni
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sorry, but whats wrong with all of you? its justified to attack a child? this kid needs help with his issues. whatever the reason is. di you all think violence is stopping this kid from becoming an awful adult? have fun downvoting me. but please take a minute and think about this situation. is taking revenge with the same means really what is needed here? the guy himself should have called the police and youth welfare instead of his actions.

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Jules
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well done. Little sh*t is probably going to grow up to be a serial killer...

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SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not me thinking this story was from the cat's POV from the caption and pic. Glad that kid had some consequences; sounds like the parents don't GAF, which isn't the kid's fault; however, if the kid is old enough to shoot cats, they're old enough to know NOT to shoot cats.

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tabithapaquette98
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have done the same thing! How dare he! And how dare his parents! I really hope he learned from this.

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Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admire him for holding back... I would have kickwd him, and shot him with thr BB gun a few times... no mercy for that future school shooter.

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Kelly Von Tee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The restraint shown here is admirable. I would have broken the gun on his f'in head.

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Dawnieangel76
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You didn't slap a child, you ended a monster's reign of terror.

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StarlightPanda!
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP shouldn't have touched him, but the kid is a serial killer in the making, and needs serious help.

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Colin Russell-Conway
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't hit someone else's kid nor mine for that matter. But I can accept that in that moment you reacted. The child took pleasure in hurting another living creature. Id have taken a video of him saying it. Shown it to his parents with a picture of what he did to the cat. If there was no remorse or worse they actually condoned it I would absolutely talk to my lawyer about suing them and 100% put that video on all social media. No excuse whatsoever for letting their child have a bb gun unsupervised, let alone encourage that behaviour.

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Mario Strada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was me, the kid would be lucky if he wasn't shooting bbs from his mouth.

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Diego
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhm.... if anyone hurt my cats best believe that kid would be launched into the sun.

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Natalia Girotti
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You were absolutely right to do that, the whole thing, even restraining yourself from more. But please, don´t let you cat go outside, that´s the thing we are afraid of...

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Monarch cat lady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice!!! I wouldn't necessarily advise smacking a kid but nice job! Little fu***** bast*** needed it. His parents could use a slap too. I would NEVER let kitty outside again. The little fu**** will be looking for kitty

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Douglas Gilanyi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly what the world needs more of. FA/FO, no one should be safe.

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tl gmc
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she ever wants to go out again walk her with a harness. There's dangerous things and people, cats can do good on leashes

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Monstera
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, I'd have found the parents and slapped the s**t out of them too

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whatever
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As the saying goes: "Sometime you just gotta' go "Joan Crawford" on em'".

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the_harbringer_of_doom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW DARE THAT LITTLE S**T HEAD HURT A FURBABY!!!! HE SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY WRATH!!!!!! THE VERMIN MUST DIE

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Lady Lestrange
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no other way that kid was going to learn that shooting cats or dogs in the street is NOT OKAY!!

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Chelsea Shimell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet anything that kids always in trouble and the cops are “out looking” but don’t care one bit.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People that act in violence towards animals should not exist. This kid is a future serial killer.

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#theKingofOlympus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should've called the police on the child. If that wasn't an option, then I would've just stuck with the stomach kick.

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Clearly sunny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would beat the Fu*ker up too, little bastard deserves it.

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Carlotta Müller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is about your pet you have to take justice in your own hands, cause for the law they are not important. That is so very sad! :-(

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Natalie Seaton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of all reasons I'd ever go to jail some day, this one is in the top 5.

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Felicity Goddard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh, I would have annihilated that little s**t. You harm my furbabies then you are fair game, I don't give a c**p how old you are, I will destroy you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A total case of justified violence. I approve. Little sh*t deserved it, smh!!!

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Julia Ford
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that you smacked him! From the heading I was ready to say “no violence is ever ok!” But then I see he was shooting your cat. I would have probably killed him.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"IF YOU TOUCH MY CAT NO ONE WILL EVER FIND YOUR BODY." -every cat owner, including myself.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have shot the kid with a few bb's while saying HE'S a pest, so it's ok

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Caryle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You displayed remarkable restraint. I likely would’ve tried to shove him through that Drainage cavity

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd anonymously send his parents copy of Mindhunter, the book, with a note that says this is what they're raising if they continue to condone his violence against animals, and they should get ready for the media parked outside their house after he does something heinous and irrevocable.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooff, I would have done the same, then follow the kid to see where he lives and shot his parents with that bb gun without being noticed. Idiots. I hate when people hurt animals.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have done the same. Then, with the heat off, I'd send an anonymous note to the parents (if you know where they live) that next time he gets shot with his own BB gun.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly? So glad you did this. Anyone that hurts animals on purpose gets what they get- and usually deserve a lot more. And If his parents condone his behavior, then they certainly aren't teaching him how to not be an a*****e. Takes a village.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unsettling. Hodges, Cynthia, The Link: Cruelty to Animals and Violence Towards People; Michigan State University College of Law, 2008, Animal Legal & Historical Center. Retrieved at: https://www.animallaw.info/article/link-cruelty-animals-and-violence-towards-people 3/19/23.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That might have been the first time that kid was ever disciplined, based on his behavior and the way he spoke to OP. I'd probably go ballistic if the little bully hurt my kitty.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

totally acceptable i wouldve done the same thing if a kid did that to my dog

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have zero pity for this kid. Karma got his terrible a*s. Poor kitties.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% back OP. What a horrible little s**t! Much love to the kitty in question <3

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bravo. Would have done the same. Only sociopaths hurt animals.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean.... I can't blame you... I saw a video of a kid who went around shooting arrows at cats and it got lodged in one's head... if this happens ever again, call me

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Psycho in the making. Hopefully he'll think twice before doing it again.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only let feral cats adopt me. I have an orange tabby that was in the exact situation as yours. He came to me about 4 months old after someone had chopped off 2/3rds of his tail. It took 2 months before I could pet him. He still won't let anyone hold him, but he loves it when he lets me give him belly rubs. Both of the cats are free to come and go as they please. Both are good mousers and earn their keep. I do not take them to the vet or get them shots. I groom them 3 times/week and they are free from fleas, ticks, and other nasty bugs. As it is rattlesnake breeding season here in San Antonio Texas, I've helped them learn not to mess with snakes, squirrels, opossums, etc About the only thing I will do for them besides showing them respect, friendship, and love, is to feed them nutritious food that I have specially blended to make sure they are getting the vitamins and minerals they need to stay active, healthy, and frisky. (Please continue on next post.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that kid would be dead in a ditch with his entire bloodline if that kid ever hurt my babies

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as I totally understand your instant, knee jerk reaction, and blind rage at the little sh*t, by doing what you did, you essentially allowed him to get away with it. He won't learn anything, by what you did. Except to hide it better. You'd been more successful, had you stood there and called 911, and had him brought up on animal cruelty changes, and got him into the system, so he would be on the cops/courts radar..along with his sh*tty parents.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bit OTT but I can't blame you. Good for you and I admire your honesty.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally justified. Kids aren't immune from being little c*nts that deserve being taught a strong lesson.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

his parents need to stop condoning violence, and the boy himself should know better. personally, I would come with a murder mitten army and let ‘em loose on him.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't condone violence. But yeah, I'd trust this guy with my life and my dogs lives. Cause I might do the same thing.

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I agree the child's behavior was horrible, inhumane, and probably indicative of an underlying psychological issue - maybe one caused by trauma. To bad the OP felt like they could be a vigilante and exacerbate the child's trauma. Should have called the police or at least the parents. Also, if I were to catch an adult physically assaulting my child for ANY reason, the cat wouldn't be the only one going to the hospital. NEVER touch someone else's young child. No matter how right you think you are, you're wrong - and there'll be h3ll to pay if you get caught.

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i agree. i m shocked how many people think that behaviour was ok.

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f**k this POS hypocrite cries about someone attacking his cat and then goes and attacks a kid, I hope this kids dad sees him one day and curb stomps him

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#3

I Photoshop Every Photo Of My Mom

I Photoshop Every Photo Of My Mom My mom has really had a hard time the past few years. When she entered menopause she gained weight and no matter how much she works out or what diet she tries she cannot drop it.

She is a wonderful person, beautiful inside and out, but I could tell it was really taking a toll on her. So I started (lightly) photoshopping pictures I take of her before I send them to anyone or print them. I just nip a little here and there, slight reshaping. and smoothing out a few wrinkles, nothing drastic, but enough.

Since I have started this she has started acting more confidently and has stopped making negative remarks about pictures she is in. She loves being in pictures with everyone again.

It has really helped. I have not told anyone and never will.

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"It also might be helpful to think of times in our life when we had our perspective widened because we didn't realize until we were in a situation just how we would behave. Finally, we can recognize that even when someone HAS made a choice we don't agree with, our reactions are often most helpful if we can meet them where they are, and try to understand what led to their decision, and gain some insight from it, rather than automatically condemning them and pushing them away."

#4

I Trash My Coworkers Mugs And Dishes When They Leave It Soaking In The Community Sink

At work we have a kitchenette and at the end of the day, my coworkers leave their dishes/mugs filled with oatmeal and other things left to soak. We even have a sign that states “Do not leave personal belongings in the kitchenette. We are not responsible for lost items”. I stay at work pretty late so I see the night janitor come in and clean. I noticed that he goes out of his way to wash the dishes and mugs, which isn’t a part of his job (our company only contracts them to do floors and trash so it’s our responsibility to clean up after ourselves). My coworkers must have noticed too because they have since stopped doing their own dishes and has been leaving piles in the sink knowing that they will be magically washed and dried in the morning. They even make comments about the “Mexican sucker” that’s cleaning for them. This has been on going for a few weeks now and my coworkers even have the audacity to complain about water spots on their mugs. So throughout the day when I find myself alone in the kitchenette, I take an item or two and toss them out in the building hallway trash so it can’t be found. We work in a building where we share office space with other businesses and there’s no cameras so I haven’t been caught yet. A coworker asked our manager about their items being taken, but my manager just reiterated the policy. I guess I am being petty, but my coworkers are trash and I don’t feel bad.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The night janitor is too kind and good for your coworkers and deserves a raise!!

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#5

I Give My 3 Year Old Son Counterfeit Fast Food

I Give My 3 Year Old Son Counterfeit Fast Food I save my sons Mc Donald's wrappers and happy meal boxes then reuse them by serving him microwave chicken nuggets and oven French fries in them. I even throw in ketchup packets and a little toy he'd forgotten he had to help sell the lie. He loves it. And I'm not sorry

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I am a foot and a half taller than my wife. So when I take a shower I make sure to set the shower head as high as possible. Then when she gets in she can’t reach it to lower it and she has to call me in. So I get to see her naked. She has yet to realize that setting is too high for even me. Not that I can’t see her naked pretty much any time but still. It’s the little things.

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#7

I fall asleep watching my boyfriend's YouTube channel so he gets more views on his videos because it makes me happy how excited he gets about more views

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#8

I'm Dying But Haven't Told Anyone

I'm Dying But Haven't Told Anyone I was diagnosed with cancer a little over two weeks ago, after a regular checkup. Turns out I have a tumour on my colon that has spread to other areas (liver and lungs so far) and will require extensive chemo and surgery for any chance to live longer than 8 months

I'm not having any treatment and I haven't told my wife because she'll only pressure me to get the treatment, which result in months of pain and suffering for a relatively small chance

Instead, I'm making sure our last few months together are filled with only happy memories. I'm starting work later and finishing earlier each day, to make her breakfast in bed and take her on dates in the evenings

My landlord I rent my workshop from has agreed to let me run my business rent free for the next 6 months, which means significantly less financial stress and I can save a lot more, so she has something to carry her over afterwards

I hope she'll forgive me for taking this path

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#9

I Hate My Brain Damaged Sister

I can't believe I am actually typing this out right now, it's making it feel very real. And before you say it, I know, I know. I am probably one of the worst human beings on this planet.

Around a year ago, my older sister (27), widowed mother of 2 boys (8) and (5) decided to, against every single warning made, get drunk as s**t and wreck her car into a rock embankment outside of our town. She was life flighted to a ICU, spent weeks in a coma and awoke in vegetative state. In the past year, she has SLOWLY began to see some progress.

Because of this accident, I was forced to quit my job, leave my friends, move across the country and back in with my parents, to help take care of her and raise my nephews. I love them dearly, but I have never wanted to have kids, especially not forced upon me like this.

She had the mind of a child now, argues about silly things, can't cook for herself, cries over everything, can't read, memory loss, partially paralyzed on her right side, has aphasia, and a LIST of other problems with me as her caregiver. She tell me how happy she is to be alive after such a bad car accident. I want to scream that I wish she would have died. Her boys are a wreck after losing their dad recently and now having a f*cked up mom. My parents are spending all of their retirement savings for her treatments. I can see the years getting shaved off my dad and mom from the stress.

I don't treat her any differently, I still tell her stories and laugh with her and do my best, but I hate the way I feel when I look at her. Did you even think about your boys when you got in your car? She is smiling and completely ignorant to the pain she has caused to my entire family. So I guess that's it. That's my confession. I have a deep dark hatred and resentment for someone I love. And I will never let her know.

Edit: I am a female btw.. and some people have said pretty horrid and cruel things and I totally get it. But I already feel pretty f*cking sh*tty about my feelings so you can't really make me feel any worse.

Everyone else. Thank you so much for the support, advice and feedback. I've read and appreciated every comment. Alot of the medical and healthcare advice I will be talking to my parents about and hopefully the financial parts of this can be helped a bit. Thanks guys, much love.

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#10

I Secretly Put Money In My Pants Pockets So My Husband Will Do The Laundry

I Secretly Put Money In My Pants Pockets So My Husband Will Do The Laundry I put $5 to $10 a week in my clothes. He thinks he is getting one over on me because we both have a weekly budget. He doesn't know that he is part of my budget. If I even try to do the laundry he is like "No, I got it" Worth every red cent.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is bad. Not so much on the laundry trickery part. More on the money matters overall. You two do need to discuss this like proper adults.

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#11

My Wife Thinks I Take Our Daughter To Dancing Classes But I Actually Take Her To An MMA Gym

The dancing and MMA gym aren’t too far apart which is how we have been able to get away with it for 2 years.

My daughter loves it there and everyone is so kind to her.

Before you jump in telling me I’ve forced my daughter into being an elite fighter, over a dancer. I didn’t! At first I took her to dancing classes and she hated it, she said all the girls were already in groups of friends when she started and they wouldn’t talk to her.

So I said “screw it why don’t we both learn MMA, it’s way more useful that dancing anyway”

I can’t tell my wife about it because she hates stuff like that and there literally no reasoning with her on the subject of fighting.

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#12

I Put My Infant Daughter In The Closet, Shut The Door And Walked Away

I'm so overwhelmed. I haven't really slept in 8 weeks. That's how old my daughter is. She's a beautiful little girl, but she screams and screams and screams. I do everything to console her. I make sure she is fed, dry, not in pain and comfortable. But she almost never stops screaming. My husband left this weekend for a business trip and I was alone with her for the first time. It was going ok this morning, but then the floodgates opened. I held her, rocked her, bounced her but nothing worked. I wanted to shake her

I'm ashamed to type this, but I wanted to shake my baby. I thought I was about to have a nervous breakdown. I was so fed up that I strapped her into her car seat, placed her in our coat closet and shut the door. She was still screaming and I shut the door on her. I set a one hour alarm, went upstairs and collapsed into my bed. I wouldn't say a slept, more like I instantly went unconscious. An hour later my alarm went off and I sprung up and ran downstairs to her. She was sleeping and no longer crying. I picked her up and held her and just started sobbing. It's too much. I'm a terrible mother. I can't handle this.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please seek help. You are not a bad mother, you are just overwhelmed. And you may have postpartum depression. Please go talk to a doctor and ask a friend or relative to watch the baby for you so you can get some sleep.

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However, it’s very natural and even human to judge others for their decisions, behavior, and looks. It’s something that people do automatically, as well as consciously. Being judgmental of others has its downsides, as well as some upsides.

On one side of the fence, people judge others to feel superior, find flaws in others, and feel better about their own decisions. Others might judge others and themselves to figure out where they fit in, what results they want, what they’d rather avoid in life. Putting someone’s flaws under the microscope can help people readjust the way they live their own lives. It also helps us become more self-aware of our own decisions and how they impact the world around us.

#13

I Sold Fake Drugs

I Sold Fake Drugs At a party in high school i found a bottle of vitamin C pills in the bathroom and decided to tell other drunk kids that it was ecstasy and sold it to them for $20 a pill. I ended up leaving with about $200

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, if they didn't know any better, I guess it was for the best. They got a placebo high, a little immune boost, and were safe from street drugs. It's a win win

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#14

I Made My Brother Think He Has Alopecia For The Last Fifteen Years

I Made My Brother Think He Has Alopecia For The Last Fifteen Years This is probably the pettiest thing I have ever done, and I regret it to this day. When I was fifteen years old, I got my first job and started to have some money of my own. I used my money to spoil myself and purchased nicer thing like clothes, shoes, makeup and salon brand shampoo.

My brother used to sneak into my bathroom and constantly steal my nice shampoo. He would use them and most of the time he would leave them open in the bathtub. This would result in the rest of the shampoo going down the drain and leave me with empty containers.

This drove me completely insane and I hated him for taking my things. I tried to speak with my parents about this, but they told me that I should just learn to share.

One day I went out and purchased hair removal cream. I mixed this into my shampoo bottle and left it in my bathroom. I gave him a verbal warning not to use my newly purchased bottle, but he stole it again anyway. Over the next few days his hair slowly started to fall out and small bald patches started to appear.

Seeing what I had done I immediately emptied the remaining shampoo. I felt terrible and I truly didn’t think it would have as a dramatic effect as it did. My mother took him to the doctor to get check out and they diagnosed him with Alopecia. He than had to start using this special and terrible smelling shampoo to combat this.

His hair did grow back but I just recently found out that he is still using the shampoo in order to prevent another Alopecia flair up. It has been 15 years now and I have never told my brother that I caused him to lose his hair.

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Lori
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never believe these hair removal cream in the shampoo stories. Have you ever smelled hair removal cream? It is acrid, and it takes 5+ minutes to work - who leaves on shampoo that long?

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#15

I Fake An Accent At My Job

My heart is pounding writing this because I literally haven’t told anyone this. So I work at this one store, and I work on the sales floor; but before all that, I was just one person interviewing for a position at the store. Before I arrived for my interview, a friend of mine dared me to interview in a British accent. I said I’d do it only if they paid me, and to my surprise, they sent me like $10 through venmo (which was more than enough for me). I went into the interview with the mindset that I wasn’t gonna get hired and they inevitably hired me on the spot. Accent and all. I was nervous because I had already talked to a whole bunch of higher ups with the accent and decided to just go through with it -thinking it was only going to be a summer job. I was so wrong. It’s been like 7 months that I’ve been working there and I still use the accent to this day. When people ask me where I’m from I just tell them my hometown because I have several brits from that town whom I grew up with. The accent hasn’t really posed a problem until now cause my bf is friends with one of my coworkers so I’m gonna have to find the right time to come clean.. thanks for coming to my TedTalk

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Meowmeow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about you slowly phase it out and just be as perplexed as everyone else when it's gone? Then nobody thinks you're a liar, just acclimating to a new area.

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Though we all carry secrets with us, it doesn’t necessarily mean that we’re bad people. There’s a difference between secrecy and privacy after all. It’s fine to keep some things private. However, if a secret has a huge impact on others, it’s best to opt for transparency. When in doubt, put yourself in someone else’s shoes and consider whether they would like to know the truth or not. Meanwhile, if you’re feeling guilt or shame, odds are that you’re being secretive, not private.

Rebuilding trust after sharing the truth might be hard to do, but it’s not impossible. It will take time, effort, and consistency.

#16

I Leave Fake Parking Tickets On Cars That Deserve Real Ones

I ordered a batch of them off Amazon and leave them wherever. Sometimes if nobody is around I make an effort and fill in all the details on it to freak them out before they get to the bottom and see it's a fake.

Sometimes I just write something dumb in the comments and leave the rest blank.

I've left them on cars at my university that aren't technically illegally parked, and on cars that are parked in no parking zones at my grocery store. I especially do it when somebody is parked in a handicap spot that's not supposed to (no plate or hang-tag).

Local laws are sketchy on this, some would argue it's misrepresenting itself as official and therefore illegal, but at the bottom of them they say they're fake. So others would argue the worst they could get me on is littering if the police actually cared enough to do something.

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#17

I Stole Over $20,000 In A Very Creative Way In The 90's

I Stole Over $20,000 In A Very Creative Way In The 90's I worked at a fast food chain in the 90's when I was in high school. When I worked there they were in the process of phasing out denominational gift certificates. ($5, $10 & $25) The way is worked was if you spent more than half of the certificate they gave you the cash back. So if you ordered $5.50 worth of food and gave them one of the $10 gift cards, they gave you the $4.50 back in cash. My manager was in charge of destroying all the existing certificates as we transitioned to the more traditional credit card looking gift cards.

So my manager said he shredded the certificates like he was supposed to, but one night when I was closing I found two boxes of the gift cards tucked deep in the dry storage room. They were FILLED with the certificates that were supposed to be shredded. So, I scooped them up, brought them out to the dumpster in trash bags and threw them away. After we closed, I came back and recovered the back, and brought the certificates home. I counted them. There were 1,000 $25, 1,000 $10, and 500 $5 certificates. None of them had expiration dates. Total haul was $40K in fast food certificates. My manager never said a word, he couldn't. He had reported them destroyed weeks earlier.

Over the next three years my girlfriend and I toured every location in our state, and the next 4 states ordering food, and getting the change. We never kept track on a spreadsheet or anything, but we got good at knowing what menu items were just about half.

After the first year, we started saving the change in a shoe box, and let it build up.

I bought my first car for $7,800 cash from the change. And for some reason A kiddie cone was $1.05, if you gave them a $5 cert they gave you $3.95 back. We threw away a lot of kiddie cones.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good! I like this one. The corporation can afford it and already budgeted for every/most tickets being used.

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I Posted Fake Jobs On Internet So I Could Build My Own Resume

I Posted Fake Jobs On Internet So I Could Build My Own Resume When i was 19-20 years old I was looking for jobs and could not find any and people would tell me to build a nice resume. The problem was, I did not know how to do it so I posted fake jobs on internet and would get resumes. I used those resumes to build my own using the skills that I liked on their resumes. I could also tell who was competing with me for those jobs that I posted. I feel bad for those people that thought it was genuine and applied.

I am 33 now and have a nice job. Those resumes truly did help me build my career.

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I Lied To A Blind Neighbor And Told Him I Moved Away

I Lied To A Blind Neighbor And Told Him I Moved Away Many years ago, I was standing on one of my balconies when a taxi driver was obnoxiously blowing his horn out front and yelling for a blind man to "walk toward my voice" from his own townhouse. That direction was toward traffic. My roommate and I went down and helped him to the taxi and scolded the driver for being so rude. I made the mistake of giving the blind neighbor my phone number so that I could give him a ride in the future.

Then the phone calls came... and never stopped. And when I gave him a ride, he would ask for various detours. I'm very calculated by nature, if he had told me beforehand where he wanted to go, it would be cool, but no... we'd be driving along and he'd throw in 2 - 3 extra places on each ride. And it came to be every day that he wanted rides... and he'd even call me to remind me to give him a ride, not that was ever late or backed out.

Finally I had enough, so I gauged how blind he was. His response was that he was "blind as a bat". A week or two after he said that, I told him I had a job interview in the next city. A week after that, I told him I got the job and was moving away in a month. After I "moved away" It was strange as hell walking by him in silence as he stood on the sidewalk.

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#20

I Run A Fake Restaurant On A Delivery App

I Run A Fake Restaurant On A Delivery App I registered a company, bought all the take-away boxes from Amazon, signed up for a few delivery apps, made a few social media acounts and printed leaflets that I drop in mailboxes. I re-sell microwave meals...On some meals I add something to make them look better, like cheese. So far it’s at around £200 a day in revenue.

Nobody suspects a thing, soon someone will come for higene inspection, but I’ll pass that check without any problems. It’s not illegal to operate out of your own kitchen.

Should I feel bad? I feel kind of proud to be fair and free as a bird from the 9-5 life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you do have a business license right? And you had your county health certification right? And you have your food handlers card right? And your Serv Safe other food safety person in charge certification right? And you’re paying your taxes quarterly, yes? Do you feel anything yet? Maybe some worry after you’re sued when someone falls ill and you haven’t got insurance. You do have it right?

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I Pavlov'd My Girlfriend

My ex used to use a specific shampoo and over time i noticed that every time i smell this shampoo on other people i automatically think of her and this got me planning..

For my current girlfriend, every time we got down to business i put on a cologne that i saved specifically for those times. No matter how spontaneous the action was, i found the time to put on a puff or two of this perfume secretly and then continue.

After weve been going on for couple months, i began to do tests - i put this perfume on when casually walking in the kitchen past her, and just sat down in the living room. Soon enough, after couple minutes she got here and initiated sexy times!

Now i use it ocassionally (im very careful not to overuse it so it doesnt spoil the effect) when i want to get hee going, and it works well enough :)

My favorite is putting it on before going out to a public place, and watching her get super worked up and unload at home

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's pretty obvious that a person has just sprayed on smells- I think what was actually happening is that you are signalling to her when you are interested, and she is responding to your cues.

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My Boss Pissed Me Off So I'm Catfishing His Wife

My Boss Pissed Me Off So I'm Catfishing His Wife My boss is generally a d*ck.

I noticed his wife (who also works at the company) came up as a recommended friend on Snapchat, I copied the user name and added her on my burner Snapchat.

After a few messages and a few fake selfies she has told me she is single and sent some damn good reveling pictures.

I feel a bit guilty now but damn she is hot.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, you shouldn't be messaging her just to get back at your boss, but she's the one in the relationship and is really doing the harm.

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I Added Tabasco To Wendy’s Chili And Used It To Get Second Place In A Chili Cook Off

I Added Tabasco To Wendy’s Chili And Used It To Get Second Place In A Chili Cook Off Title basically says it all. This wasn’t a professional organized competition. There was some bmx event with a couple hundred people and they always have a chili cook off. I’m not much for cooking so I thought it would be funny to throw a bunch of Wendy’s chili in a crock pot and see if anyone noticed - they didn’t.

I’ve been a vegetarian for roughly twelve years so this was a long time ago.

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#24

I Stole A Pregnancy Test Bc I Couldn’t Afford One Today

Hi. I feel awful. Anyways long story short I only have $7.49 in my bank account I am a full time working student and test these days are 45.99!!!!!! And then cheapest one was 11.49. I just took one and I feel so bad I want to cry. But I really need to know- as I sit here on the toilet and type this waiting for the results.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Planned parenthood is free. Also check for other community health care services.

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I Stole A Girls Ipod Touch And Then Sold It Back To Her A Month Later

I Stole A Girls Ipod Touch And Then Sold It Back To Her A Month Later It’s 2011, I’m in Year 7, it’s my first year in high school and I got sent somewhere where I literally only knew one person, and we never spoke.

A few months into the year and I’m sitting in Math class and this one girl who I just could not stand (and who also bullied me on and off) kept just interrupting for the stupidest of things, and just generally kept getting on my nerves the whole lesson.

Part way through the lesson the teacher tells us to leave our things in the classroom so we could go to the computer lab, and I was the last to leave the classroom. Note that most kids hid their iPods under their pencil cases during class so they could get away with using it, and I knew for a fact she’d left it there.

I don’t know what possessed me to steal her iPod, but I did. She never found out.

But now, I leave school, the iPod is still in my shorts pocket. Nobody knows what I’ve done. The girl thinks one of the guys was screwing with her and doesn’t suspect me at all.

Now the one defining feature of her iPod was that the back was completely covered in small circle stickers. Ones that had gotten so worn down they’d almost fused with the device. So I did what I could and I scrubbed those f*ckers off until it looked brand new.

I didn’t use it at all, in fear of my mum seeing it and screaming at me for being a thief. So it just sat in my room gathering dust, until about a month later I overhear her asking some people if they know anyone selling an iPod.

One week later and I’d made $150 by selling a girl her own iPod that’d just been factory reset and scrubbed down.

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I Messed Up My Local Eco System By Setting Hundreds Of Californian Ladybugs Free And Never Told Anyone Even After I Started Noticing The Changes

I just recently was reminded of this story by the man on TikTok who let millions of frogs go in his backyard. Someone in the comments mentioned the story of a man who let out ladybugs and a wave of regret hit me.

When I was about 13, my science teacher let us choose our own final projects. My friend and I wanted to do research on [m]etabolism, and after searching around the internet we discovered that ladybugs would be the best test subjects for our experiment. We somehow got approved by our school to order 100 ladybugs from California for the sake of science. However, when they finally arrived, it turned out that my teacher had ordered wrong and there were 500 lovely little creatures waiting for us in a box. We got a bigger container to hold them all and ran the experiment as planned. Spring break finally rolled around and my teacher assured us that he would take care of the ladybugs while we were gone.

However, when we returned, the box sat unmoved on the table. Our teacher had forgotten to feed them and they all lay on the bottom, dead from starvation. You would think that having done an experiment on the metabolism of these organisms that can withstand crazy temperatures and prolonged starvation we would have realized they could still be alive, but no. I cried and felt terrible for leaving all of them to die. My teacher reluctantly gave me permission to go "bury" them to respect their loss.

I opened the container and a swarm of ladybugs took flight, dissipating into the air. Some were actually dead, but the majority had left the container. My teacher watched this happen, and although a lot of the details are fuzzy, I'm 99% sure that my teacher told me to keep it quiet.

The next years to come came some of the worst ladybug-related disasters my small town had ever witnessed. They CRUSTED the windows of every home and ate foliage like crazy. People who were unfortunate enough to have poor insulation (including me) would find them in every nook and cranny in the house. In such a tightknit community full of farmers and gardeners, word spread fast. And I just watched it all happen, knowing full well who was responsible. Years went by until the population of ladybugs seemed to go back down, but they still run rampant. I'm not sure what help could have resulted from my confession, but it certainly would have cleared up what had happened for the dozens of townspeople who didn't understand why this was happening to them.

I feel absolutely terrible and wish I had confessed sooner. I know it seems like an unfortunate mistake, but in hindsight it was reckless and I should have told someone sooner. I have told a few friends since the story re-entered my mind, but I just thought I needed to apologize to the public.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like the teacher was the one at fault? OP didn't know they were still alive.

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I Have Been Sleeping With Both Partners Of A Married Couple. Neither Of Them Are Aware The Other Is Cheating. The Wife Doesn't Know The Husband Likes Men

I Have Been Sleeping With Both Partners Of A Married Couple. Neither Of Them Are Aware The Other Is Cheating. The Wife Doesn't Know The Husband Likes Men The wife came onto me first but I didn't sleep with her out of respect for her husband, til he messaged me on grindr and I realized they're as bad as each other and I may as well have some fun with it. I even popped the husband's bootyhole cherry. I might tell them one day but ehhh the sex is fun.

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I Overcharged Over 5,000 People

I Overcharged Over 5,000 People Back in high school I used to work the concession stand. In my school the booth was a little folding table where I would sell water, pop and chips.

To anyone that was a visiting team I would charge $.25-.50 more on the items they wanted to buy, and I would keep it.

I ended up making somewhere around $3,000 doing this for my high school career, and no one ever found out because I didn’t charge anyone from the home team the same amount.

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I Sh*t On My Neighbors Door Step

I Sh*t On My Neighbors Door Step So back when I was ten my dad asked me if I wanted to make 20$. I accepted. The catch I had to sh*t on our neighbors door step. It was clear my dad had beef with this woman. She woke in the morning and tried to blame our Chihuahua. My dad yelled at her saying that the sh*t was bigger then our dog. Impossible. The point is I don’t feel bad. Forever daddy’s girl.

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I Stole Money In Junior High School With A Fake Fundraiser

I Stole Money In Junior High School With A Fake Fundraiser When I was in junior high and it was perfectly fine to go door to door and ask for donations for sporting events and stuff, my sister had a typewriter and I would make up a fake sign-up form and ask for donations to a team going somewhere with my school. Easily [made] [one] hundred bucks in one day. Never forgave myself lol

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I apparently did this once with my twin when we were like 5. I went to my neighbours house and asked for money for “heart cancer.” I was apparently inspired by our Halloween UNICEF donations, which you might remember if you’re a millenial/Gen X. The neighbour mom gave me a toonie and then instantly called my mum and was like “I think your children are robbing people” 😅 we got punished, neither my twin or I remember doing this at all but it’s a story we keep hearing and it makes us laugh. What a couple of bratty little arseholes eh lmao.

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